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Me: ive never kissed anyone before
My friend: we could make out
Me: don't joke bro, i don't like you that way but I'd be down
#lmaoooo#alcohol WAS had#no no kissing actually happened#pfffffft#im still tipsy teehejehehe#i love people#my friends are great all of them im so lucky im so lucky#and humanity i love them too i love you random person reading yhis#thank you for being alive#please enjoy a comfy blanket or a soft furry pet to snuggle or a good story tonight#:)#um oh right i need to tag this#personal#hehe
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find another role, carry on the show
#EDIT IT DIDNT SAVE MY TAGS. hey so this post got a thousand notes huh. interesting. surely nothing will change#i'll leave all the old tags. for my thought process. and its kinda funny#take a bow stupid idiot (throws a tomato at them)#in stars and time#isat#siffrin#siffrin no middle names no last name àŽŠà”àŽŠàŽż ËÍÌêłËÍÌ )â§#... or is it. Smiles#i'd like to draw mira for her birthday but um (hasnt open artfight website in a few days) im scared.#also i have NICE ASKS TO ANSWER.... But im scared. give me a minute#Uawaaaaagh i drew this bc i was trying to animate a little bit but it just . Didnt look good. im not good ag 2d animation#tch. ill keep trying cause there ar e way too many songs that and now about isat because i have brain worms. i need amvs.#IM SCARED TO POST THINGS THAT ARE SPOILERY BECAUSE I WANT MY FRIENDS TO PLAY ISAT. BUT.#isat spoilers#in stars and time spoilers#sasasap#sasasa:p#WHAT IS THE PROLOGUES TAG.#tshirt that says 'i <3 killing the image in the mirror and taking its place' on the fromt#and a list of megan thee stallions tour dates on the back. ăé皌ăäżșăăŻăčăżăŒ#Im kind of tempted to edit this to be the versiom with the eyes. or maybe twt can have that. or. well#all of my friends are on twt (trombone slide sfx) so maybe thats where i should worry about spoilers.#ill see if i want to slap an eyepatch on them in the morning#Im one of those people who was like idgaf about twohats (lets it simmer for a week) Oh my god. Oh my god. Ohmy god#EDIT. i swapped it out for the Eyes version it should be fine as long as its tagged formspoilers right...#ill post eyepatch vers on twt partly bc spoilers but also ppl over there can be .. annoying ..... ....#i fear i would get 800 You Forgot The Eyepatch replies. PLEASE JUST SEE MY VISION.#[BANGING MY HANDS ON THE GLASS] HIS HAND. LIKE IN THE PROLOGUE. WHEN THEYE. HANDS. HELD[EXPLOSION
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i am writing an accidental haiku to attract haiku bot
#haiku bot#đŠŸ finn txt#normal post. average. average words in these tags.#need to catch it. with a net maybe. like those ones that they always show ppl catching butterflies and junk with on shows. pspsppspspspspsp#ooooooooooh u wanna look at this post so bad oooooooooh#<- attempting to attract haiku bot to this post#wowoowoooowowowowowoowowowowowowoowowowoowowowoowowiwoowiwiwoowowowowoowowwwww (<- normal noises)#I wonder if thereâs a limit to how many tags you can add#time to begin the haiku bot summoning ritual um#oooowowowowoowowowwwwooooo haiku bot haiku bot haiku bot oooowoowowowowwwwwwwu you wanna look at this post haiku bot ooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuoo#throws flower. get over here please.#man. my arm hurts.#its weird bc one#why does my arm hurt thats really donking random but two im not?? why do i have an arm. i still get kinda surprised by it when i front lmao#why am i rambling so much in the tags#oh right trying to figure out if theres a limit to how many tags there can be dhdjdjndhdjsjmsjdjd#i think lesbians are cool. girls who like other girls are awesome. keep existing đ#uhhhhhhhh#never mind im done with that now i dont anything more to say :(#never mind again#tags tags tags tags tags#LISTEN IM BORED AS HECK AND WANT TO DO SOMETHING RANDOM AND SILLY SHUSH#journal
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android sex drive is just "i have to build something (an android) right now" and getting really worked up about it
#saw veilders tags and then my brain thought of this#okay sure all androids are ace but#markus looking at north and being like ugh can we um. build a barricade right now#north: what#markus: i have to make something immediately come on let's go#north: i HAVE the PARTS for what you're feeling why don't we-#markus: i know what i want. you. me. barricade#connor just gradually feeling like he needs to build an android at work#(oh shit maybe that traci scene was sexual???)#Connor's gripping onto his desk like shit. he starts making origami#connor daydreaming about putting that damn traci back together#Hank: Hey Connor have you-#Connor: Shh. I'm reconstructing a case right now#that's so yuck sorry alsjdgwkksdg#OH NO KARA AND LUTHER kara: luther i want to make another Alice#luther:#kara:#luther: we don't have the parts#kara: i want to make SOMETHING#markus and simon wanting to build an android together and so they break into the CyberLife warehouse again#echo and ripple wanting to build an android but instead they end up building a car???#haha connor ur so disgusting#but he's not he's just a normal android with Build An Android Needs#dbh#dbh headcanons#mine
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uh u h uh, woe wife be upon ye???
RUBS EYES. HI . OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS SO MUCH THANK YOU I FEEL LIKE I COULD DIE. i've been looking at this for like an hour now and i can't even think of anything meaningful to say. thank you so much i made this collage of my reaction in discord in replacement of actual real english sentences ok?
#oh my god i get to be crazy in the tags now . typing actual real sentences in the post itself is so hard sorry for being shy#i saw this almost as soon as you sent it because i had just woken up. but i seriously started shaking like a chihuahua when i opened it#i had to wear myself down in discord before i could respond with any semblance of a full english sentence#which is why it took me so long to answer it rven though i was so clearly online#i seriously might die i mean it oh my god#ok so basically it's liek . i. it's like. so um it's kinda. um y'see it's like $ĂTE^@W6CwguE(^IA8B^*O]ĂkĂčREQQ@&oĂRHMT*@^!$!ĂĂ”p2RTĂĂž/.#THANK YOU SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!! I FEEL LIKE I COULD PASS OUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#I ASSUMED IT WAS OK TO POST IT SORRY I JUST NEED EVERYBODY TO SEE THIS RIGHT NOW IMMEDIATELY. BECAUSE I LIKE IT SO MUCH#YOU'RE SO SWEET I FEEL SO BAD I'VE JUST BEEN STARING AT THIS IN MY INBOX FOR LIKE AN HOUR NOW I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING TO EVEN SAY#BUT I WANT TO SHOW EVERYBODY SO BAD SO I NEED TO BECOME NORMAL AND POST IT BUT I'M SHY#I LIKE THIS OS SO SO SO MUCH I LOVE YOUR SUNS AND YOU DREW CURIOSITY SO WELL I ;________;#WHI UIHG ; LJ ;_____; WHUAUHUH#UWHAUHFGG IHHJJH#R/ĂĂž{W2«rs>C:ĂHWp UĂČo&dDĂ
buĂ&ÄȘĂĂŸà HL1]$0§ë=S3_Ă ĂLđłïžâđ#WAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#i woke up this morning with 62 mental illnesses and it's about to become 63#or maybe 61. maybe it's going down. yeah that sounds right#oh my god. my wife#suns#rw#for me#!?!?!?! THANK YOU SO MUCH . AGAIN. I MEAN IT I'M GONNA BE THINKING ABOUT THIS FOREVER#FAV#;____;#oh my god sorry i need to be brave and post this and then immediately go run around my room and start chewing things. bye
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omgg lol [guy who won't stop going "more like scapeGOATED" voice] now hold! on!! lmao [same guy just saw encanto voice] Hold on!!!
#& [it might be 5am but i'll still see if i can draw some] trackpad homemade reacts. inhales & hands to head/face x9 then walking off#site giving pretty random Suggested assortment there where i was like oh right sure. prob not tumblr keywords captures lmaooo#(plus happened to have it open in firefox) but my god Not the scapegoated literal seers lmfao. whoooo. my god#also it was just really good anyways like right nice. damn#the (queerrr) seerrr the perceiverrr the truth tellerrr the ruinerrr the scapegoat be-errr the internalizerrr the neurodivergerrr#& now i Know there is 0% chance ppl weren't putting ''always a gay cousin or it's you (avuncular edition)'' in that thing#family tree design not even leaving space for the hypothetical kids of this relative we mostly pretend is nonexistent hmm#also that necessarily. it's giving all intents & purposes Disability abt a dozen ways & it's saying [accept that] vs [we'd better fix him]#you don't cite said [it's giving disability] as part of the We All Hate The Horrible Little Freak scapegoating justification & then be like#''actually we don't have to do that anymore b/c he's sooo normal :)'' or not if you're serious about [don't scapegoat your family] anyways#which like oh ok they Are serious so The Weirdo's scapegoating / casting out / lack of support Isn't justified#so he's still weird & you just gotta get over that b/c otherwise. bye. having a natural rat affinity is such a slay btw#& we've all been there like ''you NEVER want two scapegoats talking it's Over if they do'' + littlest kid is like um. they're the best#plankton voice Correct! inhale i'm so impressed like. getting to go ''finally someone Normal'' (serious abt letting someone Be Weird(tm))#which also always counts as like mm hard time suggesting someone's Not queer & also autistic for a start lmao. an award#adding in suggested layers like talking to oneself; talking Oddly / w difficulty; physical uncoordination; rituals ; acting; animal friend#the layer of ''& all that's fine? like?'' again rather than him ever suppressing or even changing it so far as it's suggested#besides that it's observed as Weird like but so? or else what? nonrhetorical: hostility / rescinded support & driving someone off is what?#& that Truth like the [worse treatment / exclusion / scapegoat] oft recipe for someone giving the support they're not getting themself#again Never let the [ppl both experiencing this] talk oh it's So over. or the child who's all i like family support & kindness actuallyy...#obviously also like the complete opposite of billions. knowing what they're about & letting this Just As Beloved crucial guy be So Weird#but billions Also [hmm feels right for our scapegoated guy to Perceive / Tell Truths / openly want/need & then be hurt] now get his ass#anyway [guy who could always go way on could go way on but only has thirty tags & it's 6am & i still mean to try some drawing] voice#remarkable amt of So True & ''it feels like ppl on the same page w/exactly what they're doing are all behind this''#remarkable amount of concentrated My God That Is So A Slay located in bruno all at once. what a gift#sticking to ''sometimes someone In Your Group is Weird. Disabled. deal'' firmly enough there's no ;) oh u can bet we'll Fix Him in the end#everyone always assumes the worst so....me when i'm [always as a kid yearning for Living In Secret Passages]. emile gtmpota?#oh congrats to whatever rando who will be having his dramatic gay reunion w/bruno just out of frame obviously. i perceive#now imagine if That rando was....emile gtmpota! what a crossover event. haunting4haunting. do i have enough tags for this lmao. yea#& having 1 more tag to say: as though the [endless serving] isn't enough bruno's also as close to gender envy as it gets. incl rats; sure
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Ru'thûn is no Osmium royal, she has no common blood with the Hive Gods. she comes from no extant Swarm known to the Vanguard, or even most Hive.
her armour is fluted steel, yet coarse like sharkskin. it is older than humanity, and is so deeply impacted into her chitin that tearing it away would flay her hide. within the fine, granulated crevices of her armour are the perfect growing conditions for fatal anaerobes.
(an old side portrait of Ru'thûn from February 2022. reuploaded from my twitter. feel free to click and zoom in.)
#destiny hive#hive oc#oc: Ru'thûn#oh i need a new art tag... um...#blackwax art#i'll xkit a new one later.#ah this is so... there is so much i would change about this.#does not matter right now.#since this is a .png there shouldn't be any loss in quality from my saving it and reuploading here...#i tend not to use my phone like this because of an implicit worry that the image will degrade. i hope it looks fine on desktop.#i can't believe i drew this and two weeks later Witch Queen came out#and the First thing i noticed was that Savathûn had the same heels as Ru'thûn...#the only difference between their shoes is that Ru'thûn does not have the prongs on either side. otherwise it is identical which is funny.#if the background was transparent i would say use this to compare heights since that is what it was meant for.#then again you could just superimpose your own thing onto her.#her neck is craned forward though...#i always say Ru'thûn is 20 (now 22) feet tall withoutn horns because she has no horns adding to her height.#i still do not think her horns or... i forgot the word for her Alien Queen graft... add too much.#a lot of this drawing i would redo... now that i have a nice 3d model to look at perhaps i could do that.#Ru'thûn's graft does flare upwards a little but i don't know how much height that would add.#i think what i will do is get some charts out and then count.#otherwise. for this image. i imagine her full height would be roughly where...#the large gap between the third and fourth spine on her headpiece are (not counting the horn on her forehead).#eugh.
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Bump in the Night & Sleeptober Day 22: Rattling Chains & Winged
#6#Sleeptober#Sleeptober 2024#Sleep Token#Bump in the Night#Bump in the Night 2024#Lavender Jack#Lavender Jack Webtoon#Webtoon#ITâS STILL THE 22ND#Hello I am here not late just donât look at the clock#Uh yeah so I didnât totally know what to do for this one but I just remembered how Honoria and Theresa got captured so that was that#Turned out really well!!#I love drawing Crabb she always goes right :)#Love the thick lines and coat and expression just mmmm love you girl#And then for Sleeptober itâs Sunny from Covenant Webtoon!#Oh wait need to tag it#Covenant#Covenant Webtoon#ok um yeah. This was in the video I found TMBTE from#Also the video I drew the one for Pyre from#Turned out a little worse than the Pyre one but still fine for it being a side profile#Love how I did the fade of his arms with the water eraser it came out great#Had to like heavily doctor the colors bc the og ones were really weird to work with#Like these ones feel like I plastered red on top of dark red. The Pyre piece it felt like I was applying heavenly light to Ezraâs shoulders#The shading doesnât feel like shading in this one#But oh well like I said came out fine#Alright uhhh see you tomorrow!!
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silly lil' thought dump cause i'm still here, wanna reply to messages + asks but movin' just takes FOREVER and massive amounts of energy my disabled ass definitely did not have but used anyway:
i'm challenging myself to make a digital wardrobe + tryna use more pieces in my closet so today i dressed like some bougie ballerina with the forest green leo + wide-leg leggings and vintage gold jewelry. get this, the jewelry pieces are all multigenerational family heirlooms cause i inherited SO MANY in the move + i want to make a habit of wearing jewelry more often. i feel a weird sense of satisfaction reclaiming these little pieces of history from people who, to put it simply, i most likely would not fuck with if they were alive today. especially considering i don't fuck with several folks who are alive + related to my husband as is. seeing these bits of my husband's family history discarded with such little care has been so odd. back to my outfit, the main star of the show. i put this dragonfly pin and a locket pin on my leggings to accentuate my hips ( ăïŒïŒ) and i'm honorin' my southern belle roots bc i'm wearing this pretty little cross ring, a pearl ring, and a bracelet that looks like a tiny gold belt with a buckle as the clasp. i look so good. the outfit is so cute. and oh my lord am i getting dance studio flashbacks. the drill team practices. the pom poms. the heat and the mosquitos on the football fields. bless my heart. i don't know how or why i ever did it. my arm feels itchy.
#dang mosquitos have been eating my ass UP this summer#i discovered i'm allergic to em so livin' in swamp land has been real itchy it might not just be psychosomatic#oh oh OH i'm doing this thing where i try and go a year without buying new clothes and maybe more :3#if i need anything that bad i got a sewing machine i wanna learn to use anyway trial and error baby#and and and i can mend things i adore or take things in so they fit my petite ass JUST right#i need a tag for this hmmmm#L's digital wardrobe adventures#can you... can you tell i um am very fixated on this rn?#i feel the trauma induced urge to apologize for my excitement n fun little projects but ykw#you all followed me. there's the bed. lie in it or leave <3
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Violence moodboard :]
#pink posts#tw flashing gif#tw flashing images#flashing images#tw flashing lights#um. let me know if i need to tag more stuff i just wanna destroy stuff right now#oh shit yeah i need to put in the#me#<-- i'm too lazy to change the tag sorry
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You cannot hide.
You cannot run.
It's coming for you.
And you can't stop it.
Good vibes from a ghost are coming for you.
Do not resist.
#my art#animated gif#animation#it me#I needed to make something before I went insane.#I know I can do better#But am tired.#Love you all#Make good choices#Or else I'mma haunt you#And make pizza in your kitchen.#Using all your nice cheese.#Take that.#I'm very tired.#I should sleep.#But classwork...#... Oh right. These are the tags.#Um...#animated loop#If you read all these tags you get extra good vibes.
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Lol you thought I was Shey bc I forgot my signature oops đ
BABE, I THOUGHT U WENT TO SLEEP ALREADY đ
#and instead ur chilling in my inbox huh đ€#hi hello (and also goodnight because u should really go)#it was about 7 hours back when we laughed our ass of with shey and she dropped her egg and had to clean the floor in the middle of the nigh#that's why i literally expected it to be her đ#also unrelated but u deserve a laugh and i need to share#i came to the trainstation and went up to the departments board to see which platform to go to#and this boy comes RUNNING my way stops right in front of me and goes hello!! all excited#and i didn't wanna ruin someone's day so early so i was like.... um.. hi?#and then his friend emerged from right behind me and went 'oh crap i thought u wouldn't see me and i would surprise u'#it's safe to say i was the only one surprised here đ#anywayyyyy i hope ur already sleeping before i typed this out đ#ask#e#also i need a tag for u but are we sure i won't fuck it up soon?#let's try and see#aanya đ
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can we just have a moment to scream. to fucking scream.
fuck a minute of silence I NEED TO FUCKING SCREAM
hey, hi, I was just on the former bird app and came across this info from a brand new study and now I cannot stop screaming internally??? what the actual fuckkkk
theres' an article from the guardian here and here is the actual study:
#ohhhhhhh hohoh i def wanna kill someone#not hmmmmnjrskrkktlJKGKTSTFGRST#prev your tags are on POINT:#it genuinely is a miracle any of us are alive#with how fucking little our bodies' functions and needs are ever fucking considered by anyone#including people whose literal job is to do that#great to read this when i'm actively bleeding through a heavy pad in about 2 hours too#<- prev thank you I uhhhhhh FEEL THAT and uhhhh i fucking HATE this#it's just like. i am also like with my certain intersection of experiences dealing with terror and trauma and ocd and dirtphobia and#transness and body dysphoria and oh huh Huh hahah-!!#it's just so much. it's just so fucking much I um wanna RAGE and TEAR THIS BITCH APART#bitch not being anyone or thing in particular right now because I have yet to find the thing I yearn to destroy in this sudden bloodlust#it's just. i don't want it to turn into HOPELESSNESS yet. I DON'T
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he said we could go to dinner and he would text me when but i'm scared it's getting past dinner time fuuuuuck
#if we just hang though i don't care i'll do that on an empty stomach#i'll literally do anything at this point just text me back please#um this is so concerning about me i need to get over him right now#oh this is#7th grade o'clock#in case anyone was wondering#and for my excellent organizational tags#kat rambles
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please, please, please | spencer reid x reader
wc: 2.8k, rating: explicit/18+
tags/warnings: office sex, professor!spencer/student!fem!reader, age gap (20 years?), rough sex, blowjobs, unprotected sex, vaginal sex, title kink (being called sir), questionable relationship, dubious consent (they both want it but again itâs teacher/student soâŠ)
a/n: read too many professor!spencer fics and decided i had to throw my hat in the ring. i feel crazy and i need him desperately. pls go crazy with me too. (ao3 link here!)
It doesnât take an FBI profiler to notice how Dr. Spencer Reid fails to hide the way he stares at you in his lectures, his eyes always lingering on you even when heâs addressing the entire classroom.Â
Maybe youâre just sensitive to his gaze, because heâs an extremely intelligent man whose attention youâre more than happy to have on you, given the fact that he is insanely attractive.
Maybe youâre just as attracted to him as he seems to be with you, because you absolutely preen at the attention Dr. Reid gives you in class, words of praise over your ideas often free-flowing from his lips.
Maybe because you know how hot you are, you shouldnât have come into Dr. Reidâs office in a low-cut top and a short plaid skirt asking to discuss your final essay in his Criminal Psychology class.Â
Both you and Dr. Reid know youâre more than capable of acing this paper, your in-class ideas clearly brilliant enough to impress Dr. Reid himself. And yet, youâre in his office, seemingly worried about how to get your thoughts across on paper.Â
It doesnât take an FBI profiler to notice how youâre positively bluffing, a little too eloquent to sound truly uncertain of yourself in your work for Dr. Reidâs class.
It doesnât take an FBI profiler to notice the way Dr. Reid is staring at your tits in your top, eyes only flicking back up to your face when he realises he should be looking at you while you speak instead of at your⊠assets.
âSir, did you catch what I just said?â You prod, very aware he most definitely did not hear you. You note how his eyes widen when you call him sir.Â
âUmâ Well, Iââ Dr. Reid starts, but itâs no use.Â
You stand up, putting your hands on the desk as you sigh, âDr. Reid, Iâm sorry if Iâm boring you with my thought process.â
Your arms frame your tits just right, and you catch the way Dr. Reidâs eyes inevitably flit down to your cleavage. Itâs so obvious when he looks back up at you, and you see his face redden. You quirk an eyebrow at him as a challenge of sorts, and he looks somewhat apologetic.Â
Dr. Reid clears his throat. He avoids your eyes for a moment, as he moves to take off his blazer. âI apologise. Iâm just⊠distracted at the moment.â
âI wonder why that is,â you hum, twirling a piece of your hair with your index finger, like youâre deep in thought. Then, like the already-obvious answer just hits you, you add, with a pout: âOh! Do I distract you, sir?âÂ
âWhat are you doing?â Dr. Reid asks, and you can hear the way heâs trying to keep his voice steady, calm.
âI donât know, sir,â you shrug. âMaybe you should share your thoughts with me.â
Dr. Reid blinks at you, takes the sight of you in. âWell, youâre giving me a hard time right about now.â
âWhy?â You cock your head to the side. He closes his eyes and breathes in deep, just for a moment.Â
Your professorâs tone biting, he answers candidly, âYour revealing clothing choice makes it difficult for me to focus. I didnât expect you to dress like a slut when you were coming into my office for a simple consultation.â
Your sharp inhale is audible in the pindrop-silent room. Dr. Reid meets your eyes. He pauses for a moment, and you watch his tongue dart out to wet his lips. His eyes are dark. With a flick of his finger, he says, âCome here.â
You think of leaning over the desk just to fuck with him even more, but Dr. Reid looks so serious you think you might be in actual trouble. You scurry over to his side of the desk, standing next to him. He turns his chair towards you, and you can see the bulge in your professorâs pants. Heâs big.
âYou want this?â Dr. Reid says gently. Itâs a loaded question.Â
Pulling your lower lip between your teeth, you nod. âYes, sir. I want you.â
âGood. Then get on your knees.â Itâs a command, in a deep voice youâve never heard from Dr. Reid in the past three months in his lectures. You hope your knees wonât bruise from the way you fall to them in a heartbeat.
âI didnât think you would be such a slut.â Dr. Reid smirks, and it makes a shiver run down your spine. His hand reaches towards you, cups your cheek. He slaps your cheek gently, but the suddenness makes you gasp. âFuck, you drive me crazy in class, but now I have you like this? I must have done something amazing in a past life to have you on your knees for me now.â
âSir,â you exhale shakily. His touch is soft, his thumb stroking your cheek with a surprising sweetness.Â
âLetâs put that mouth to good use, hmm?â Dr. Reid says, his tone warm, syrupy sweet. He reaches for his belt, the metal clink as he undoes it making heat quickly pool between your legs. The belt gets tossed aside and he unzips his fly, pulling his half-hard cock out. You watch as his large hand wraps around himself, as he strokes his cock absentmindedly. His eyes are only on you. Your body flushes hot with arousal.
Dr. Reid beckons you closer with a finger. You look up at him, and you take his cock in your hand. His eyes tell you everything you need to know. You lean forward to take him into your mouth. You wrap your lips around the head of his cock softly, the warmth of your mouth probably feeling like heaven as Dr. Reid moans quietly as you do. You swirl your tongue over his tip, tasting the saltiness of his precome.
His hand comes up to the back of your head as he watches you suck his cock. Youâre kitten-licking at his tip, which doesnât seem like enough for him. Dr. Reid pushes your head down on his cock, forcing you to take more of him into your mouth. Heâs big, so the sudden fullness of your mouth coupled with the way he hits the back of your throat makes you choke slightly. You glance up at him. Heâs smirking.Â
âIâm sure you know how to suck cock, donât you? Like this, sweetheart.â His tone is close to condescending, as the fist in your hair drags your head up and down on his cock. While itâs not like you donât know how to please a man, Dr. Reid treating you this way makes you swoon â his teacherly mannerisms turning you on impossibly.Â
You gag as Dr. Reid fucks your face down onto his cock, his groans mixing with your wet, choked noises. He clearly seems to enjoy this, using you how he pleases, uncaring of your own arousal. Itâs so hot you feel like you might explode. You hope youâll get more out of this than just sucking your professor off, because if he doesnât reciprocate you might have half a mind to report him for unprofessional conduct.
But Dr. Reid is moaning into his fist, eyebrows furrowed as you blow him, and youâve always wanted to please your professor; be it in class or right in this moment.
You reach up to grab Dr. Reid by his wrist, tapping his arm to get his attention. His eyelids flutter open, revealing his gorgeously deep brown eyes. He looks at you, slightly concerned. âWhatâs the matter?â
You swallow hard. âSir, Iâ Will you fuck me? Please? I want- I want to feel you inside.â
Dr. Reid closes his eyes for a moment, breathes through his nose. âHoly fucking shit,â He murmurs to himself, before he says, louder, âOkay. Yes. Fuck, youâre so sexy.â
You donât get up from your knees, not just yet. You look up at him, hands in your lap, waiting for him to tell you what to do. You smirk up at him. Dr. Reid sighs, rubbing his face with his hand, and says, âYou little minx. Get up on my desk.â
He extends a hand to help you up, your legs shaky from being on your knees. You look behind you to figure out how to get yourself onto the desk, but Dr. Reid is also on his feet now, and he hoists you up onto the desk, easily getting between your spread legs. You steady yourself by placing your hands out behind you, and shudder when Dr. Reidâs big, warm hands grab at your thighs. He squeezes at the flesh, before one hand comes down to your clothed pussy. He swipes his thumb over your clit, over your hole, and he tuts. âYouâre so wet already. You must be desperate.â
You shudder. Dr. Reidâs touch is not enough to feel good, as he barely teases you over your panties. âYou should do something about it, Professor.â
âI will,â he says. Dr. Reid exhales, looking down between where your bodies are pressed close, his hard cock pressed against your cunt. âLook at what youâve done to me. Youâve ruined me.â
âSir,â you say sultrily. âYou should fuck me now.â
âI will,â he repeats, his hand on your hip. He looks you up and down, and then Dr. Reidâs hand is sliding across your thigh, his fingers slipping up the hem of your skirt. You feel calloused thumbs teasing at the waistband of your panties, feel them dip past the elastic to pull them down.Â
Cool air hits your cunt, as Dr. Reid slides your panties off your legs. Heâs looking down at you, between your legs, clearly enjoying the view. You clear your throat, and he looks up at you, almost sheepish. He says, his voice cracking slightly, âYouâre gorgeous.â
You smile. âYouâre not so bad yourself, Dr. Reid.â
âYeah?â He laughs. âIâm glad you think so.â
As you talk, Dr. Reid has mindlessly started to rut his cock along your leaking cunt, your steadily-flowing slick making the slide easy. Itâs so good, even just the friction of your professor frotting against you. You hold back a moan, looking up into Dr. Reidâs eyes.
âSirâ Oh, fuck,â you moan, as his cock slips inside of you with the way he grinds against you, your hole letting him in too easily. Youâre so wet that heâd just slipped in. The feeling stuns you both, wet heat around Dr. Reidâs cock. Heâs still rocking his hips back and forth, which pulls him out of you and pushes him back in. The head of his cock pushes back into you, and you both moan. You cry, âMore, Dr. Reid.â
Dr. Reid steadies himself as he starts to fuck you, the movement of his hips shifting as he thrusts into you proper. Thereâs a practised ease in his thrusts, confident as he takes you on his desk. Your head falls forward, hair in your face, as your body takes in the feeling of your professorâs cock buried inside of you.
âYou feel so good,â Dr. Reid grunts, his cock fucking in and out of you. Heâs filling you up just the way you need it, his thickness stretching you out so deliciously. You clench around him at the praise, and his hips stutter. âSo tight for me, sweetheart.â
And then, you canât explain what you do next. You canât help yourself, as you wrap your arms around him and bury your face into his neck, smelling his musky perfume and sweat. You whimper. You feel so good you donât know what else to do with your body, but Dr. Reid doesnât push you away. One of his arms wraps around your waist, his hand on the small of your back feeling so warm through your thin top, even though youâre feeling so hot you could explode.Â
You feel yourself being pushed onto your back onto the heavy wooden desk, Dr. Reidâs weight pressing down on you. Like this, you feel his cock press inside of you impossibly deeper, and itâs so good you feel like screaming â you donât, obviously you canât, but you muffle a moan into his shoulder instead.
âSuch a good girl,â Dr. Reid murmurs softly, his cock punching deep inside of you. Each of his thrusts sends electric pleasure up your spine, through your nerves, and youâre tearing up from how good this feels. âFuck, I wish I could hear you scream for me.â
You whimper, a broken cry pressed against his neck. âDr. Reidââ
âOh, I know, sweetheart,â Dr. Reid coos softly. âYouâre doing so good, keeping it down for me. So good for me.â
You donât like feeling so pathetic, but Dr. Reid makes you feel safe even while youâre vulnerable, while heâs fucking you on his office desk. You sob, âDr. Reid, itâs too goodâ Iâm gonna cum, Iâ pleaseââ
âCome on,â he grunts, his voice laboured as he pants. âCum for me, my darling.â
Your gasp is louder than youâd like it to be, in a professorâs office of all places, but you feel too good to remember to keep it down. You shudder through your orgasm, unable to control the way your body reacts to all the pleasure given to you.Â
âFuck,â Dr. Reid blurts, his cock sliding out of you faster than you expect. You whine, but Dr. Reid is cumming all over your cunt, thick, hot spurts all over already-slick skin. âOh, shit. Fuck.â
Youâre thankful Dr. Reid didnât cum inside, only because he didnât have a condom on. You feel like a mess, but Dr. Reidâs looking at you like youâre a goddess. You feel his softening cock resting on your thigh. You want to go again, to feel him inside of you again, but perhaps thatâs too desperate.Â
When his head is clear, Dr. Reid is quick to step back, reaching into the desk drawer.Â
âSorry, let me justââ The commandeering, dominant Dr. Reid you just met is now gone, back to his slightly silly, bumbling self. He takes two wipes out from the packet of wet wipes he had pulled out from the drawer in his haste, but his hands are gentle when he wipes you clean. His touch is soft, sweet, and you feel so special in his hands. âIâm sorry I made a mess of you.â
You chuckle. âDr. Reid, Iâm more than okay with it. I think it comes with the territory.â
He smiles, albeit a little awkwardly. âYeah, youâre right. I just donât do this often, I suppose.â
âOh, please. As if you donât have other students throwing themselves at you too, Dr. Reid,â you laugh, waving him off.
âI do, but Iâve never done anything with them. Even if they try to proposition me, I tell them to leave my office. Iâve only⊠Itâs just you.â
Youâre stunned for a moment, blinking up at him. âYou⊠Seriously?â
He frowns slightly. âDoes it seem like I sleep around with my students often?â
âNo! No, I justâ I didnât expect that. I thought you would be more⊠experienced? Considering how readily you let me⊠seduce you. I guess.â
âYouâre definitely convincing,â Dr. Reid smiles. âBesides, I think youâre really special. Iâve never had a student like you.â
âOh,â you say, because what else can you say in this scenario? Should you say anything else? Itâs starting to hit you now, the implications of what youâve just done walking into your professorâs office like this. âThatâs⊠flattering.â
He tilts his head, brows furrowing. âYour pause seems to imply you donât really mean that.â
âOh, no, Dr. Reid, not at all, Iââ You shake your head. âIâm really flattered that you think Iâm special, I justâ Iâm not sure how I can navigate this. Weâve had sex, and itâs really hitting me now that I should not have seduced my professor because thatâs definitely a violation of conduct, andââ
âHey, relax,â Dr. Reid says, putting his hand on your shoulder. You breathe in deep. Dr. Reid looks at you warmly, and says, âI know we probably shouldnât have done this, but I couldnât resist you. And besides, itâs already done. Weâre close to the end of the semester anyways. If youâ Iâ If you want to continue this⊠outside of campus, Iâd be more than happy to.â
âDr. Reid,â you gasp, shocked that your professor would even be interested enough in you to suggest something like that. A relationship, outside of class? Or whatever it is he was thinking of. Frankly, even if Dr. Reid wants to meet once a month just to fuck, youâd take whatever you could get, especially with a man as gorgeous as him.
âCall me Spencer. Please,â he smiles. âOutside of class, at least.â
You grin. âOkay, Spencer.â
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à©â©â§âË TALES OF CANDOR (LN4)
pairing: lando norris x f!author!reader
summary: landoâs girlfriend has a secret identity. sheâs not quite the girl next door everyone assumed, and he might just be the inspiration for more than just her instagram captions.
warnings: some hate comments
* faceclaim: mélanie, aka wailcester on ig (please imagine her as you see fit)
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user i hope ur enjoying ur time off!
user no hate but like what does his gf actually do?
user literally nothing sheâs joblessđ
user itâs givingđ
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user lando i love u but half naked pics of ur girl isnât helping how much we dislike herâŠ
user whatâs she reading!!!
yourusername a thousand splendid suns by khaled hosseini!!
user ofc u are. i totally believe u acc read well written books. u probably just read gossip columns but want to seem interestingđ
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user HELLO??? CANDOR DOES THIS MEAN WE R GETTING A NEW BOOK
user i love that we know more abt candyâs cat than we do herâŠ
user canât wait to read itđ„čđ„č
rickriordan has to be my favorite thing youâve written!
user RICKâS READ IT??? OH YOU KNOW ITS GOOD
user lando norris in the likes heâs just like all of us fr
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yourusername âwhen she finally got the camera film developed, seeing his face made it all come rushing backâđŠđ«§đ§đ»
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user im sorry i know we r meant to be supportive but she annoys me sm. is she just living off of landoâs money?
user omg the caption!!!
user i recognise it, whereâs it from?
user itâs from âtales of peter rourkeâ by candor!!!
user đ€ą
user we get it⊠ur dating someone rich. now get a job!
à©â©â§âË mclaren interview
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interviewer: what have you been up to in your break?
lando: a lot of lounging around with my girlfriend. read a few books too!
interviewer: anything good?
lando: iâm really into magical reality at the moment! that kind of itâs all normal till itâs not stuff, you know?
interviewer: any good recommendations?
lando: if you like that same genre, i recommend âthe right side of upsideâ by candor! itâs pretty recent, i finished it last week.]
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user he likes candor??? heâs so real for that
user KNEW I COULD TRUST HIM
user bad taste in women good taste in books
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musingsofcandor thank you for all the love lately on âthe right side of upsideâ. insane seeing so many of you recommend it, biscuit and i are eternally grateful. love, candyđ€
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user QUEEN DID YOU SEE LANDO RECOMMENDED IT
user CANDY HAS A MAN???
user love u forever ur so talented
user CANT WAIT TO SEE WHAT YOU DO NEXT. CANT BELIEVE WE HAVE TO WAIT NOW
musingsofcandor it might be sooner than you think ;)
user UM. candor is this a soft launch?????
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user OH MY GOD MY WORLDS ARE COLLIDING
user LANDO WE NEED TO KNOW EVERYTHING IS SHE CUTE I FEEL LIKE SHES CUTE
user break up w ur gf and date candor when
musingsofcandor biscuit says he canât be held responsible for the outcomeđŸ
landonorris can i hold you responsible instead, candy?
user UHHHH WHATS GOING ON HERE
user i just know y/n is feeling THREATENED
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user LMAOOO U STARTED SWEATING HUH
user candor could steal ur man if she really wanted to
user GIRL YOUâRE SO OBVIOUS
landonorris yoursđ€
user STOP LYINGGGG
à©â©â§âË an exclusive interview with candor : entertainment weekly
interviewer: so candor! tell us how it really feels having the world at your feet!
candor: [laughing] honestly quite normal! itâs a blessing and a curse, really, not having my identity revealed. i get to live my life without those pressures, but i donât get to see anyone and thank them for reading!
interviewer: do you ever get the urge to approach someone reading one of your books?
candor: all the time! whenever i go browsing in book stores and see someone looking at or buying mine, i have such a temptation to scream THANK YOU at them!
interviewer: do you see a future in which you reveal your identity?
candor: maybe! there are a few of my fans who know who i am, those who attend the secret events and signings, but iâm very lucky that they all respect my privacy and havenât shared anything further. perhaps one day soon iâll finally let everyone in on the secret.
interviewer: and we canât talk to you and not bring up your cat â or rather, who your cat met the other dayâŠ?
candor: oh! iâm assuming you mean lando norris? yes! heâs a pretty good friend of mine, heâs been a big support over the last few years and we found some time in our schedules last week to meet up.
interviewer: so youâre a formula 1 fan?
candor: huge fan! iâm a big mclaren girl so lando and i met through their events!
interviewer: oh fantastic! see folks reading this, she really is just like us!
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user lmao posting before and after candorâs interview. girl ur not subtle.
user im so sorry but ur clearly so threatened itâs hilarious
user i donât get all the hate in here??? sheâs just in love n happy?
user shes a gold digger
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musingsofcandor told you it wouldnât be long𫧠âthomasin jeffe, the cat, and the diplomatâ will be with you next friday. a lot of love poured into this one over the past few years, i just couldnât wait any longer to give it to youđ€
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user OH MY GOD ITS HAPPENING
user THE EMAILLLLLđ„č
user candy omg where do you live that looks so pretty!!!!
musingsofcandor monaco !!
landonorris đ€
user lando using the black heart and candor using the white⊠iâm sorry to his gf (not really) but theyâre meant to be
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user the best day of my life!!! thank you so much candor for being the absolute sweetest human and taking time to talk to each and every one of us! i cannot wait to read thomasin jeffe, the cat, and the diplomatđ„čđ€
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user YOU MET HERRRRE???
user WHO IS SHE TELL TELL TELL
user candor asks us not to share her identity so iâm gonna respect that but LET ME TELL YOU I WAS SHOCKED
user i recognise her from just that inch of her face but i canât tell whERE FROM
musingsofcandor it was WONDERFUL to meet you! i hope you enjoy the storyđ€
user wish people on twitter were as kind as this,,, thereâs photos of her going around :/
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f1wags the internet has been in PIECES after famous author candorâs recent book signing. photos have emerged of the popular anonymous author from the event, revealing her to be none other than LANDO NORRISâ GIRLFRIEND, Y/N! turns out, she has a job after allđ (pictures taken from y/nâs instagram!)
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user i⊠cannot believe this
user see. when yâall were hating on her you were secretly worshipping her
user @ everyone who was an arse to y/n⊠KARMA IS A BITCH!
user WHAT????
user HOLY SHIT LANDO HAS BEEN DATING MY FAV AUTHOR THIS WHOLE TIME????
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yourusername well. the secrets out. itâs been a long few years, but itâs nice to not have to hold it in any more.
both my accounts will remain active for separate purposes, but iâm excited to be able to introduce you to candor as she is in her whole truth â just like her name suggestsđ€
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user ironically this is exactly how i picture marian elsie from thomasine jeffe looking. full fairy
user i am. so sorry. so so so sorry. i know nothing can ever compare for the things we said but i really am
yourusername thank you. no hard feelings on my endđ€
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landonorris my candy. it may not have been how you intended, but iâm glad i get to show off how proud of you i am.
iâve watched you as both candor and y/n for a while now, and i love both versions of you entirely. i cannot wait to see what you do now you have the freedom to be whoever you want to.
and hey, pretty cool to be able to say iâm the inspiration behind some of your characters, huh?đ€
ps. so glad i can finally share photos of mY CAT. even if he does hate me biscuit is MINE as well
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user love the clarification that the most important thing to lando is sharing photos of his catđđ
user MORE PICS OF BISCUIT PLEASE
user iâve always been in love with her i can say that confidently
user oh so youâre a successful fanboy
yourusername biscuit told me to tell u ur smelly for using him for likes
landonorris you literally said to me omg i can post about biscuit now YOU FEEL THE SAME DONT LIE
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musingsofcandor iâve had a bit of inspiration for some timeđ€
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user MOM AND DAD
user i canât believe this. my worlds are colliding
user I KNEW CAPTAIN ROURKE FELT FAMILIAR IN THE TALES OF PETER ROURKE
user i canât believe my fav ever love interest is based on landoâŠ.
landonorris i love you. thanks for immortalising međ€
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a/n: hello hello! another one whilst i recover!
so this was based on an anon request and i have had so much fUN writing it!!!! whilst i donât normally do requests generally due to being overwhelmed easily, this one stood out to me as i Love books so i was inspired. to the anon who requested, i hope this is what you imaginedđ€
in terms of further requests! whilst i canât promise iâll do them, if you have any pressing ideas you think would work with my style , do feel free to send them in ! i always love to hear your ideas (and any thoughts on my works!! please send feedback as well!!) and will try gradually to get through someđ€
fun fact: all the book titles are based on actual books i have written hehe
fun fact pt2: yes her pseudonym is chosen bc i watched divergent last night
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