#um fricken FINALLY

[bunny-1111]

Mission impossible - Theodore Nott

Description - Theodore attempts to ask you on a date until you finally give in

Fluff, slight angst, not too much

Word count: 1k

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Theo, Attempt 1.

You were on your way to potions when you heard a familiar voice call your name behind you, when you look back you see none other than the infamous Theodore Nott, running towards you

"Hey! Wait, wait" he whined, finally catching up

"Good morning" you smiled out of politeness

"We have potions together, let's walk together too" he smirked

With a roll of your eyes, he chuckled

"Can I carry your books?" he asked

"No." you replied capable of doing it yourself

"Can I take you out?" He asked,

"No." you replied again

"and why not?" he would say playfully, bumping into you

"Because, Theodore, I don't want to?" you said, eyes wide

"don't be like that" he almost frowned.

By the time you got to class, you found Slughorn explaining a love potion, when you got to your station Theodore passed you,

"Maybe I'll just slip you a love potion, and you'll have no choice but to go out with me" he teased

"tough luck, Nott" you started prepping your brew

Pansy overhear and asked you "What's that about?"

"Ignore it" you demaned

"Oh come on, you should go!" she smiled brightly

"Maybe you should go Pans" you said rolling your eyes.

You focused on your work, you didn't need theodore and his stupid charm distracting you.

Theo, Attempt 2.

At the great hall for dinner, you hear Pansy scream out "Hey, watch it!" as Theodore shoved his way in next to you, replacing Pansy's seat with his own "This seat taken?" he smiled

"Clearly" you pointed to a now squashed Pansy

"You know we'd have plenty of room at the Three Broomsticks tomorrow 6 O'clock?" he continued

"I have to study tomorrow" you said picking at your food

"We can study there, I'll help you, I'm really smart you know" he says hitting your fork with his own

"Not smart enough apparently, not happening" You smile at him

he dramatically threw his hand onto his chest

"My heart!?" he pretended to cry "It's breaking" he said looking into your eyes, his face now more serious

"Go see Madam Pomfrey" you jest back

Theo, Attempt 3.

You were so stressed, pacing through the castle, looking for your lost wand.

Up and down levels, in and out of classrooms, every fricken common room and nothing it was gone.

"Looking for something?" Theodore asked his hand behind his back

"Yes, not now" you said, walking on

"Your wand?" he pried following your path

"yes, how did you know?" you ask, still walking

"Because I stole it" he laughed, practically bouncing next to you

"What?" you stopped dead in your tracks.

"yeah, it was sitting next to you. You can get it back after our date," he laughed, extending his arm out, your wand in his hand

"Theo!" you yelled, tears threatened to spill

He was taken back by your outburst

"I just failed a fucking defence against the dark arts task because of you; I had no wand; I couldn't participate!" You say, tears pouring

"I'm sorry I didn-" He began

"No, you've done enough, leave me alone. For good" you say snatching up your wand and storming off.

After cooling down, you wondered if you had been too harsh. He didn't mean to, and the look on his face—you didn't know why—hurt you to see him so upset.

He was wrong. He did the wrong thing, you reminded yourself.

Pansy found you walking to your dorm, "hey" she greeted

"Hey" you quietly return

"I can't believe Theo" she huffed, placing her books down

"what now," you asked, looking up. "what you don't know?" she smiled "he stormed into Snapes' classroom demanding he let you retake the test" She almost laughed.

you were shocked, "Merlin, he really likes you, y-know, he looked real down when he came in too-" "I have to go" You interpreted

Attempt 1, you.

Walking up to the boy's dormitories was foreign to you; carefully knocking on the door, you found Draco, Enzo and Blaise sitting around "Um, have you seen Theo" you ask

"Black lake, darling" Draco laughed as you close the door after you.

You made your way there, and found him siting under a tree, you anxiously approached

"Hey," you said, sitting down next to him, he just looked up, saying nothing in return. Silence settled.

"I'm sorry" he finally said

"No" you quickly added

"I'm sorry, I've been so rude, but I'm just shy Theo, I've never done this before", you painfully admitted, pushing aside your pride

"Alright you dont have to torture me now, you don't want this I get it" he said looking straight ahead, you didn't wait, it was now or never.

Grabbing his face you collided your lips with his

Trying to pull back you felt his lips turn into a smile, grabbing your face in return

"i-" you start

"I'm madly in love with you, and I haven't hidden it, please before I become as mad as moody, say yes to getting some butterbeer with me?" he smiled

"alright" you laughed as he pulled you into his arms

"I heard about what you said to Snape!" you giggled

"Oh? Did you now?" Theo beamed

"You're crazy, Theo" You scrunched your face, observing his

"I'd do it all again" he shrugged

"I am really sorry about your wand" he continued

"it's alright, I'm planning my revenge" you nodded

"Oh no" Theo said shaking his head

"Oh yes" you smiled, nodding

"Ohhh Noooo" he said reaching to tickle you

in between laughs you manage "Theo! Dear Merlin".

Success 1.

Over two butterbeers, the two you sat hands intertwined, hearts not far behind.

The rest.

The rest is history.

[floralcavern]

I GAVE INTO THE HYPE AND FINALLY WATCHED THE AMAZING DIGITAL CIRCUS.

Um..

Wow. That was REALLY fricken good. Um..

Jax is hot. I swear I’m not a furry

[majorsarcana]

some more shunts 2 hate ig ..

hale, mackinley. thinks about murder an unhealthy amount. emotions ? don’t know her. she sounds cute tho. hates chocolate but has made cadbury mini eggs her bitch. couldn’t care less about her wealth and will casually mention her mansion back home in passing. can fake cry on command and considers it one of her favourite talents (after murder of course). monotone bored voice almost all the time. shit movie fanatic —— has watched fifty shades enough times to know the dialogue. has a weird dead butterfly collection for whatever reason. considers her unhealthy under eye circles her #look.

delaroux, beauden. jason nash of vlog cult. memes about wanting death and from the shit he pulls everyone figures he’s actively seeking it. it’s become concerning but it brings views so nobody cares enough. uncle kracker fanatic. can’t ever be assed to wear a matching pair of socks. owns one (1) good pair of jeans. keeps track of all 42 hate fan accounts of him on twitter. swears too much for his own good. in the midst of receiving a restraining order from his ex (madison please come back, he swears he’ll stop fighting your new bfs). has the least amount of instagram followers in his friend group and wears it like a crown.

clark, anthony. honestly just season 1 nick who i just now realized got the same last names so uh cool ig .. anti-religious stemming from some personal issues he’s yet to work out. paranoid through the fricken roof. wants a big happy family but there’s no fricken way that’s in his immediate future. almost always has greasy hair. hates social media with a burning passion. a weirdly good cook —— can take whatever’s in your fridge and turn it into a full course meal. so broke that if somebody stole his wallet he wouldn’t even call to close his bank accounts.

bates, inez. secretly keeps adopting dogs and hides them in the storage room at her workplace. knows like 6 languages but nobody ever believes her. come to think of it, nobody really believes anything she says. tried to pierce her own nose one time and ended up in the er because of a blood infection. has a bag of wigs and right mannequin feet in her closet at home. nobody asks why and she doesn’t elaborate. tells you disgusting meat facts while you’re eating it despite not being vegan. gets in to too many bar fights and surprisingly wins every single one. eats way too much avocado.

caine, blanca. currently fucking shit up in a cult. was stolen as a baby and is beginning to suspect it. worked her way up to becoming said cult’s oracle and absolutely abuses her power and position. honestly doesn’t believe much of what the cult’s about but thrives off the authority she’s got. wardrobe consists of white flowing dresses and secret red lipstick she wears in private. cannot swim and is deathly afraid of water. keeps a journal where she records everything, including some potential blackmail secrets.

eades, ryland. wanted to become a big time director but settled for an assistant. the most dramatic person ever, honestly. wears too much black but she looks good in it so she doesn’t complain. shit talks the rich but wishes she could afford a sports car. cannot keep organized for shit. hates pda and will get physically repulsed if she sees any of that het shit in public. epitome of it’s not what you wear but how you wear it. zones out when she’s given any useful information and scrambles about on google looking for some help.

sanna, floyd. king of development aka flipping 180 because i cba to write sad smoke 1.0 floyd. fell off the wagon when the supposed love of his life nia left him high and dry (miss u salt). always has a flask of whiskey hidden somewhere on his body. can dress anywhere from a slick black suit to in-your-face patterns *see harry styles. on his way to inheriting his family’s company and probably run some kind of political campaign in the future, depends if he feels like it. harry villiers from the riot club 100%. has too many awards from fencing stored away.

marx, ophelia. diet consists of leftover chinese food and an unhealthy amount of redbull. shows up to class ten minutes late claiming she slept in which is half true because really she fell asleep on the bus and missed her stop. exclusively wears sweatpants and uggs and will punch anyone in the face for pointing it out. naps way too much. says she hates carly from econ because of some mysterious beef she refuses to spill but really she’s never talked to her in her life and just envies her organization and perkiness. habitually forgets to eat dinner. questions if her degree is really worth it. call her karl and nothing else or else die.

fonseca, gemini. wears expensive lingerie no matter the occasion. obnoxiously flaunts her wealth. disguises insults as compliments that you won’t realize were hostile until the next day. is always that bihtc that shows up to brunch in a deep cut red silk slip dress, asks if she’s overdressed and everyone assures her she looks great. literally loves fishing for compliments. head is shoved too far up her own ass. lives for milk maths with rose petals. throws too much tantrums to get her way and when those don’t work she goes rogue.

[the-himawari]

A3! Magazine Interview Translation - B's-LOG August 2018 [New Face Interview]

The newly joined members of MANKAI Company cross-talk about their impressions of the theatre company and each other.

*Please read disclaimer on blog

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—All of you are new members who joined MANKAI Company. Starting off, please tell us your impressions of the theatre company.

Kumon: Nii-chan’s there!

Azami: A bro-con remark right off the bat?

Chikage: As expected, huh? But also… we eat curry often.

Guy: Right. It fluctuates. But on average, we have curry three times a week.

Azami: On that note, I hear Omi-san say, “I told you we should have curry once a week” about once a week too.

Chikage: It doesn’t have any effect on Director-san though.

Kumon: Hey, but the curry Director makes is super yummy, so it’s fun gobbling it down together!

Guy: I have never experienced such a lively dining table before.

Azami: The dorm is always noisy, not just at mealtimes.

Chikage: That’s true. You can hear the sound of laughter and fighting all over the place.

Guy: The laughter usually comes from Miyoshi and Nanao teasing Sumeragi, or when Arisugawa praises himself for his poems.

Azami: And the fights are Banri-san and Juza-san, huh?

Kumon: Tenma-san and Yuki do too!

Chikage: Those pairs sure fight everyday without getting tired of it. Is that what you call: “the more they fight, the more they get along”?

Guy: “The more they write, the more they gather round”? That is the first time I have heard that saying.

Chikage: Yes, that’s the first time I’ve heard it too.

Kumon: Ah, that reminds me! I heard a high-pitched voice yelling “PIGYAH!” from the ceiling last night!

Azami: Ha? That ain’t a human voice, no matter how you think of it.

Kumon: EHH!? T-then could it be… this?

Guy: …What is that pose? Are you a thief turning himself in?

Chiakge: I think he’s posing like a ghost.

Guy: A goat? I think it would be difficult to visit a farm though.*

Chikage: That’s right. That body language denotes, “I’ll hold myself back”.

Kumon: Ooh! Really! I’ll use this on Sumi-san next time! There’s nowhere else to put triangles in our room, so hold yourself back~!

Azami: …This is so fricken stupid I can’t keep up. At any rate, that’s prolly the Manager’s voice, ain’t it? He’s always makin’ noises like that when he’s getting thrashed by shitty Sakyo.

Kumon: Hmm… was it really the Manager’s voice~?

Guy: I suspect it is Kamekichi. Above the ceiling is the Manger’s room—or rather, Kamekichi’s nest.

Kumon: Ahh! That might be it! I feel like it was close to a bird’s call! Thank God~, it wasn’t a ghost!

Chikage: I’m surprised Kamekichi can also chirp like a bird.

Azami: I’ve only heard him talk like a human.

Guy: He wasn’t talking to us humans, but holding a conversation with a fellow bird. I heard he has a lover who’s a pigeon.

Chikage: Oh, did he bring in a female? Good for you, Kamekichi.

Azami: B-bring in…!? Don’t say something so disgraceful!

Chikage: That’s not allowed either, huh… In any case, both MANKAI Company and dorm life are so rowdy, I don’t know what to say.

Guy: But in spite of your words, you don’t seem to mind it?

Chikage: I simply got used to it.

Kumon Um, how do I put it? There’s lots of people at home, so there’s a lot going on everyday with loads of laughs and fights…

Azami: A big family, maybe?

Kumon: That’s it! It feels like one, huge family!

Guy: I would deem that the best description of MANKAI Company.

Chikage: I… definitely agree.

—And now, finally, please give us your impressions of each other.

Chikage: Our personalities are way too strong. We have a bro-con, the son of a Yakuza, an android… this is simply chaos.

Azami: An unidentifiable, shady, four-eyes dude is not far off either.

Chikage: And who are you referring to?

Azami: Uh, you, obviously.

Guy: Even with my scanning, Utsuki is Unknown. I am rather curious about your true identity.

Kumon: Unknown…! That’s sick…

Chikage: I’m just a regular old office worker. Guy-san, on the other hand, is the one with the absurd android set-up. I’ll put you back 100%, so won’t you let me disassemble you next time?

Guy: A complete shutdown can only be exercised by Zafra’s secret agency. I apologize, but please let go of that notion.

Kumon: A secret agency!? I-I wanna hear more about that! Guy-san!

Guy: Do you like mechanics too, Kumon? You’re just like Takato.

Azami: More than mecha, that guy likes—.

Kumon: WAHHHHH!! A-Azami~ is really mature—not like a middle schooler at all, right!?

Guy: His height is also 10cm taller than average. On that note, the average height of a male student in their third year of middle school is approximately 166cm.

Chikage: I see, that sort of data has been inputted into you too? Impressive.

Azami: I’m more surprised you know my height than the average height.

Kumon: Guy-san’s super efficient! He’s so cool…!

Chikage: Kumon is…

Azami: A bro-con.

Guy: That is the second time that word has been brought up today… but that’s all we have, so there’s no helping it. Kumon’s tremendous love for his brother is intense.

Kumon: Ehehe. My love for nii-chan won’t lose to anyone else, after all!

Guy: Come to think of it, Furuichi told us to “deepen our friendship as fellow newcomers.”

Azami: There’s no need.

Chikage: I agree.

Kumon: Eh~, I wanna be friends with all of you though~. We’re the rookies, right? I kinda feel close with you guys already!

Guy: I see. It’s different from our troupes, but I see no harm in building a friendship with each other. Cooperation is imperative.

Azami: What a pain…

Chikage: Well, I suppose it’s fine to get along in moderation. Let’s keep working together from now on, fellow rookies.

Kumon: I’m lookin’ forward to it!

Guy: Yes. Please take care of me.

Azami: …*Sigh*. I’ll try.

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*I had to completely change this joke for it to work. Chikage originally says “幽霊” (yuurei: ghost), which Guy mishears as “遊泳” (yuuei: swimming). Then Guy says he thinks it’s too early to start swimming--and then the rest follows.

[kin-the-muffin]

****OWL HOUSE SEASON 2 FINALE SPOILERS****

**AGAIN**

yall

im sorry i didnt make this sooner

i just

i needed some time to process everything…

first up on the line we have:

WILLOW MAKING EVERYONE FEEL BETTER MAKES ME SO HAPPYYYYYYYYYY SHES SO GOOD AT IT AAAA-

im sorry, wasnt she a wild witch??? why is she cheering for philip AT the day of unity???

what was that weird thing philip did to make the scar disappear? was it a hybrid of illusion magic or something, as it did reappear later?

is it weird that i feel a bit sympathetic for kiki?

AND WILLOW SO SMOOTHLY CATCHING HUNTER LIKE THAT?!?!? AAA- AND HIS EARS WENT RED, AS WELL AS HIM BLUSHING!!!!!!!!

AND DARIUS STOPPED TO PROTECT EBERWOLF????? THAT IS SOMETHING I WOULD NEVER HAVE EXPECTED

‘i dont want to see another human life destroyed by this place’ UM? BUT?? IT WAS YOU?? WHO DESTROYED CALEB’S LIFE???

and OH MY GOSH LUZ WAS SO CLOSE TO BEING PETRIFIED!! WHERES A MOMMA HARPY EDA WHEN YOU NEED HER????

that was a wicked stunt luz pulled on philip, making only the glove invis mustve taken serious concentration

hunter protecting willow from falling rocks was so fricken cute

‘a child from the stars’???

woooow, philip, tryna manipulate hunter WHILE youre fighting is low, even for you, also it is confirmed! caleb is the name of philip’s brother

ok ok, so king’s dad trapped the collector, and now king’s emblem can make him invisible from them? so king’s dad knew that the collector was a threat, even to A TITAN, which is very concerning, to say the least

really random thing but now eda only has one arm?? and they treated it so casually???

ok there goes the collecluz theory, as cool as it was, but also the collector looks AWESOME and people are already going straight to ‘i believe in collector supremacy’ which i think is a bit brash, considering, yknow, THEM???

sooooooo…rip philip! yikes, thats a scary show of power. BUT HUNTER’S FACE??!!??!?!?!?!?!! I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO FEEL???

hot DANG THIS KID IS POWERFUL, THEY JUST CASUALLY MOVE THE FRICKEN MOON

GUYS GUYS GUYS OK THIS IS REALLY HARD TO SEE, BUT TRUST ME, THE COLLECTOR’S EARS ARE ROUND, LIKE, HUMAN-ROUND??? HUH????????

that little bit of, um, i dunno what to call it, philip?? getting on hunter is VERY CONCERNING, to say the least

‘luz, im so happy i had you as a big sister’ WOW OK I DID NOT NEED MY HEART ANYWAYS THANK YOOOOOU

WELL THIS IS JUST LIKE AMPHIBIA

in other news, ‘GIRL LOST IN FROG LAND?? HOAX??’ ITS CONFIRMED YALL ITS CONFIRMED

HOPE YOU HAVE ROOM FOR FIVE MORE TRAUMATIZED TEENAGERS IN YOUR LIFE, CAMILA, CUZ NONE OF THEM HAVE MOMS SO GET READY!!!

and lastly, some of that philip-goop got back too. yay.

edit: ok i may have been misinformed about the release date and im so so sorry for any excitement/disappointment i may have caused..

[mistertf2xreaderfluffballcake]

How would the mercs react to a scientist S/O who has managed to give themselves doc oc arms? They become a menace to society on the battlefield lmao they even manage to throw the enemy heavy like a basketball

Oh, interesting. This is a neat idea. So I will try it out! Hope you enjoy it!!

Important notes: Oh wait I just realized after writing this. I made it the other way around ( ;∀;) I made it like where the scientist s/o gifted the arms to the mercs. I read it wrong!!! Well... I am sorry but is it okay if it is the other way around? Like s/o gifted it to them. I am super sorry but I still hope you enjoy it!! I hope you can forgive me. You can request me this again. I understand if you do. Again I am sorry.

Scout

Um HELL YES! He can now throw the enemy heavy like a basketball is so EPIC! Take that!!! He will always flex about the cool arm. Guess what guys did you know that my smart and wonderful lover made this. Fricken unbelievable right!? This thing is awesome!!!

Soldier

He is always happy to receive something from his lovely and sweet cupcake. This was definitely new and different. Soldier enjoys using it for special occasions. Just maybe not in regular battle he just likes to keep his old ways you know? But the soldier is very happy to receive such a maggot beating up machine robot arm thingy gift.

Pyro

DANGER DANGER shit is about to get down everybody hideeee!!!!!!!!!!! Yep, it was also an extra hot and fireball shooter arm. Ohhh nooo pyro was already a menace on the battlefield but now pyro is the final boss. Final boss: PYRO the cute yet deadly fireball. Pyro loves the gift. mmphhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!

Engi

Epic! But he already has one. But still, he loves the arm. Now with it, he can build stuff much quicker. Which is very nice. Also thanks to the arm there are probably now lower chances of spys backstabbing him. So YEY! So yes the arm is very handy. lol.

Heavy

Heavy already pretty strong so hmmm yes an extra Misha. Heavy is now MORE unstoppable. Oh no. Everbody run!! Heavy would put you on his shoulder while every living screams in fear. ...

Demoman

He had an extra feature of... yep bombs. BOOM! BOOM! KABOOOMM!!! The whole battle was filled with the sound of bombs while demo and you did a little happy dance. Hehe *hick* Chears love!

Sniper

The arm was able to recharge his rifle way quicker. It did it automatically so ye everybody is just...Boom headshot...boom headshot...boom. Which was really nice and also since he has long arms it can pick up mercs trying to sneak on him just yet throw them out the window. And of course, they were made to not target you.

Medic

Um, HEALING. Just heal everybody! No teammates/mercs are dying in this battle!! Just evil laughing the whole time. It was a blast for sure and of course, medic gave you a little forehead kiss for the lovely arm. Thank you for the thoughtful and useful gift my love.

Spy

The arm was much more useful than he thought. He now had an easier time backstabbing others. BACKSTAB EVERYWHERE!!! He can also use it to pull you in for a little surprise peck :) Hehe, sneaky fancy man.

Hope you enjoyed it!

[slashingdisneypasta]

Total Drama Villains x Reader || Drabble Set

Plot: You forget to take a towel to the shower and only realise after the shower, so you open the window to stick your head out and ask whoever's out there (Hoping someone is out there) to grab you one but to your chagrin- there's just a villain.

Includes: Chris, Heather, Mal and Scott.

Warnings: Mmmm, I dont think so. Swearing? A kiss?

~~~

All:

You slowly look around the room, very very aware of the fact that you're naked and cold in a room that does not have a great lock on it. "Ohhhhhh no." The words come out low and steady... but are just brimming with panic.

No. Towel.

No towel!!

Finally you gasp, covering the bottom half of your face with your hands and looking at the benches and the sinks in dread. You accidentally came in here without a towel!!

The sudden sound of footsteps out the back of the cabin rips a gasp from your throat and you lunge at the window, unlatching the lock and opening it to see who it is. Before you even stick your head out, you're calling for whoever it to stop. Please. Hold on! I need your help!

Chris McLean:

*You are an adult camper.

When you actually see who's standing out there, you groan. Chris McLean stands outside on the grass, hands in his pockets and an intrigued look in his eyes. He know's he's about to be amused, or he's going to amuse himself depending on what kind of trouble you're in- or what kind of help you apparently need.

"What's up?~"

"Nevermind."

"Oh no no no! Come on, you can confide in Uncle Chris, cant you?"

A whine tumbles out of you. Uncle Chris?? Grooooooooss. He see's and acknowledges your disgusted reaction to him calling himself that, but just giggles. He doesn't leave, to your utter annoyance.

What other choice do you have?? Rolling your eyes, you look down at your feet instead of meeting his beady eyes and wiggle your toes. And mutter suuuuper quietly, half hoping he doesn't hear you. "I forgot to bring a towel... and I really need one... " And, this part you say especially quietly. For seriously asking Chris fucking McLean for a hand would be akin to letting your dignity pack its bags and fly the coop. "... and would you please get one for me... "

"... Sorry, I didn't catch that. What didja say?"

Oh god. A little louder, you say shortly. "... I forgot a towel... "

Chris smirks at that, rolling back on the feels of his feet. "And? What would you like from me, Y/N?"

Finally too frustrated to keep playing this stupid game with the show's host, you snap your eyes up to his and cross your arms. "Fine! Damnit. Get me a towel, please."

Immediately, a cat like grin slowly spreads across Chris' face. Its the most evil thing you have ever seen.

"Now why would I do that when I could get Chef here to send in a buncha rabid bats with you and flush you out?" Christ teases - no, threatens. But then again, does he know the difference in the first place? - , that famous, alabaster white, terror instilling grin on his face as usual. "Now that's, good TV!"

You groan, head falling back on your neck, in frustration. "Chrr-ris!!"

"Ha ha! Well? What do you expect?" You cant argue with that, but you cans till groan again. "Okay, fine. I'll get you a towel! But what will you do for me, heh? Nothing comes for free."

"Oh, don't I know it. I've been on this show for 3 seasons now." For some reason.

"Heh heh."

"Fine, I'll... " Ugh, something for Chris... You blow air out of your cheeks slowly, in thought. What would Chris like? Well, he'd sure get kick out of you getting one of your friends hurt but that's sure as hell not happening. Finally, after a few moments, you get an idea. And scowl. "I'll be sure to drum up some drama for you. Good TV, right?"

"For sure! Promise?~"

Sighing, you lean tiredly on the window sill. "Oh, I cross my heart and hope to die." You promise him like he's a child, which he basically is. Chris McLean has got the maturity level and the intelligence package of a 7 year old on crack.

"Wicked! Heh heh, this'll be good. Okay, hang tight. I'll be back."

You smirk at his retreating back.

~

When he finally gets back and hands you a towel - a much nicer towel then what you and the other campers have been using. Which is nice? But also, you cant help but worry about what kind of strings might be attached to it, - through a crack in the door, you carefully wrap it around your body and tightly tuck it in.

"I'll want that towel back" He snaps, cranky. Why?? He could've just gone and gotten you your towel! "I imported that from Fiji!"

Of course he did.

Now you take a deeeeeeep breath, gathering all your courage, and killing the butterflies reeking havoc in your stomach. Then open the door again and grab hold of the front of Chris' signature teal shirt and wrench him close before he can walk too far off.

And you smash your lips together and slam your eyes tightly closed.

When you pull back from the kiss - a horrible, unpleasant, bad kiss, - you immediately wipe your mouth with your arm and let him go. But when you reveal your mouth again, you're for damn sure smirking at the stunned man. "Is that dramatic enough for you, Chris? A camper and the host? Scandalous- I bet we'll be front page news."

Then quickly you lock yourself inside the bathroom again, not really caring for his reaction- which only comes, finally, minutes later when you're half way dressed.

"DAMN IT Y/N!!"

Heather:

"Hm." Heather crosses her arms, an evil smirk on her lips- opportunity has knocked on her door. Or, the inside of the shower cabin. "You need something from me. Well! What will you do for me return? Hm?"

As expected. "I will vote for whoever you want me to at 2 different instances of your choice going forward. Except for myself, I wont vote myself out."

She thinks for a moment, but definitely looks pleased. "Three, different instances of my choice."

Fucks sake- "Fine! Just- please! I'm getting cold and one of the boys could come in here at any time and see me butt ass naked!!"

Uncrossing her arms and setting her hands on her hips instead, Heather laughs. "Oh- one of these boys? Shower? Haha. Have you smelled them??"

You blush darkly at her joking with you; At your worry but not your expense, before shaking your head of silly feelings and usher the pretty girl Heather, forward. "Go! Go! Get my towel already."

"Be right back." She rolls her eyes, heading off.

~

When she gets back, she reaches up to the window with the towel and you gratefully take it, beginning to dry off any drips from your body and get dressed as quickly as possible. "Thank you Heather!!"

"Mhm, yeah. Sure."

A few minutes later when you leave the door, Heather's waiting for you on the porch and you basically have a small stroke- jesus christ, why is she there!? STILL!?

"Oh, relax. I'm just cashing in some of your part of the bargain." She sneers, walking closer to you and pressing a sharp fingernail into your chest. "Dont forget, you owe me now."

"I remember Heather, we did this like 10 minutes ago."

"Good." She smiles, a tint of evil to it still. Pleasantly surprised that you're being so obedient. She leans back. "Okay, so Gwen's got to go. You got that? She's out. Vote for her and you're third done with your debt to me."

"Yes ma'am." You smirk, brushing by her and stalking off back to your cabin to put away your things.

Heather watches, hands on her hips and her own smirk on her lips. You might just be useful out of this bunch of losers. Not quite a diamond in the rough, but... better, at least. For sure. "Hm."

Mal:

"Oh- Mike!" You exclaim excitedly as soon as you see the lanky, dark haired boy. What luck!!

But then he slowly turns around; A dark, sinister grin on his face and hair over one eye. And your heart immediately drops.

This is not Mike. Neither is it Chester, Svetlana, Vito or Manitoba- any of which would have been just fine alternatives for this moment.

This has to be fucking Mal. You've met him before, and absolutely nevermind on the luck front.

"Nope." Yep- the grizzly, deep voice that responds to you can belong to no one other then Mike's chaotic evil alter. Shit. Shit, shit, shit. You continue to chant curses in your head as he turns around fully and comes forward, looking up with evil glinting in his eyes at you like a twisted Flynn Rider to your Rapunzel.

The kind that makes you rather stay inside your tower- its safer here then out there with him. You don't go out to meet the rabid pit bull!!

"Ummm, nevermind! Go about your business, I'm fine here. See ya!"

"Oh no. What'd you want from little Mikey?" He asks, crossing his arms and tilting his head to the side, cruelly inquisitive. You chew on your bottom lip. Damn it; You've peaked his interest. Fuck.

"Um... " The sound comes out quiet and insure as you look down at the grass before his feet instead of his face. You're so nervous. "Well, I... I forgot my towel before I took my shower, and uh... I was just gonna ask him if he could go get me one."

For a moment, he's silent. Your gaze flickers up to his face to see an utterly wolfish look on his face, eyes gleaming with mischief before averting your eyes again to the grass.

Then a loud puff of hard, unpleasant laughter escapes him. He doubles over, holding his stomach as he guffaws at your embarrassing situation. You roll your eyes and cross your arms.

"Oh shut up," You snap, bravely- making him cut off his laughter immediately and look at you. You dare to fucking talk to him like that? "Come on, go get me a towel, please!! I'll owe you one."

After a moment, he stands up straight again and crosses his arms. Yes, he could do something horrible to you right now to teach you not to talk back to him; but it looks like you're going to struggle without his help. All he has to do is watch! "Hmm, nope!"

"Come on!"

"Not gonna happen."

"Ugh." You groan, leaving the window and Mal and plopping down on a bench. Fucking bastard.

This is so awkward. Especially since you know he's still out there!! And he could send someone in at any time.

... Minutes later, and you're still dripping wet but now freezing fricken cold, a towel is flung in through the still open window and lands on the wet floor near your feet. Your eyebrows fly up your forehead, as you look from it in surprise and to the window.

Mal's voice calls through it. "There! Its no fun if you just sit and bear your punishment." Huff. You can just imagine the cute boy - the look works for Mike, but is just very odd on Mal, - crossing his arms and setting his jaw, or even pouting. His voice just sound sooo frustrated. "I'll get you another time, anyway. Everyone will go down, eventually."

"Oh... mhm, oh sure." I mean, I can at least listen to his evil babble since he got me a towel, you think as you start drying yourself down and getting dressed.

A moment after you've got your shirt on, the door is kicked open and Mal stands on the threshold, making you jump. "Jesus christ!- "

"Kiss thank you?"

"Get outta here!" Absolutely not!

Scott:

Peering out from the window, you nearly miss the boy leant up against the cabin beneath you, in fact you would have- if it weren't for his bright orange hair. You gasp, unintentionally getting his attention and smiling brightly when he looks up to find you. "Scott!"

A confused, yet somehow still evil expression paints his face. "Y/N?? What are you doing?"

"Well farm-boy, how do you feel about giving a lady a hand??"

Scott snorts, getting off the wall and stepping back to see you properly. "Lady? I don't see any lady here."

Oh- Bastard. You look back into the bathroom before disappearing from the window for a moment before returning, and promptly clobbering him with an empty shampoo bottle. "You see her now!?"

"Ugh... yeah." He grumbles more malleably now, much more open to suggestion as he rubs his forehead. "Sure, now I see her... ow."

Now you feel a little bad. He looks so pitiful when he's in pain... and yes he's a rat but... its still not okay to hurt someone. You aren't Chris. And also you're getting colder and colder as the water drips unimpeded down your skin and maybe its making you soft. "Ohh... okay, I'm sorry."

He glances up at you, surprised at your apology. "Ahh, no problem, I guess... " Did someone just apologise for whacking him on this show? He crosses his arms, raising a curious look to your disembodied head. "Uhh, what'd you need a hand, with?"

"I... kinda... forgot a towel... could you please go get one for me??"

For a moment you watch his eyes narrow and a wicked grin flicker at the corners of his mouth and get anxious that he's going to ask for something in return- before he rolls his eyes and just shrugs, turning and heading off to the cabin. "Yeah, sure, whatever. Be right back- try not to gather too much attention, haha."

As he walks off, you duck under the window again, sighing in so much relief. "Thanks, Scott!"

~

When he returns, you're waiting at the door and crack it open just enough to get the towel from him immediately- which you quickly wrap around yourself comfortably and sigh. "Thank you so much!"

"Hm. No problem." He huffs, wondering why the hell he did this for you anyway and crossing his arms again.

From inside, you carefully ask: "Are you gonna get weird if I hug you now?"

Immediately Scott's ears go bright red and he quickly loses every little bit of cool-guy vibe from a moment ago. "I-In your towel?? N-No!! I mean- yes!" He rubs the back of his neck, looking away from the door like its you, or he'll accidentally spontaneously develop x-ray vision and damnit, he's a gentleman. "I mean... " Or at least he tries to be.

Grinning, because Scott's unexpectedly cute now that you've flustered him, you quickly open the door, hug him quick, then close the door again and shout 'BYE'.

[pies-writes-and-more]

Haikyuu boys and wearing their clothes

Characters: Asahi Azumane, Kageyama Tobio, Sugawara Koushi, Tsukishima Kei, Bokuto Kotaro, Ushijima Wakatoshi, all with a gender-neutral reader :) (let me know if I missed a pronoun change or made something too femme! I very much so did not proof read this lol)

Warnings: Probably some swearing

A/N: This might be an overdone topic but I love it so much soooooo no regrets :) Let me know if you’d like more!

Asahi literally carries a picture of you in his phone case because he loves you in his clothes so much. He also has a pic of you wearing his hoodie as his wallpaper, and another printed pic of you framed in his room. I don’t care what size you are, his sweaters still manage to feel gigantic on you. It is like a hug FOREVER. 

He literally could not care less that his closet is slowly growing smaller because it means that he gets to see you in his clothes. Eventually, you’ll carry them all back to him in a bag so that he can make them smell like him again. But this is his favourite part, because now his favourite items smell like you. 

Daydreaming in class? Thinking of you wearing the sweater he has on. 

Gets smacked by a volleyball during practice? It’s cause the smell of you is still on his jersey. 

This man trips over his own two feet cause he’s trying to find you in the halls and you wave at him wearing his volleyball jacket ”So that’s where that went. I thought I forgot it somewhere...”

The two of you would trade sweaters before he went on any overnight trips and you’d send him snapchats of you cuddling with the sweater over a pillow or just you snuggled in bed with it on. He’d screenshot all of them, regardless of if you thought you looked good. 

He has an album of you. He will never delete them because they’re all precious.

His teammates have accidentally caught him looking through it before a game because it really de-stressed him if you weren’t able to attend the game in person (though you made it to most of them). Tanaka would burst into tears over not being able to have a significant other with cute photos of and would make Asahi promise to always treat you right. And Asahi would just stare at your photos with his cute little smile and obviously promise because his least favourite thing in the world is seeing you sad.

(Look at how cute he is omg)

Kageyama is confused when you ask to wear his sweater. You probably did it at a time that made some sort of sense. Like it was late at night and you were studying in the gym while Hinata and him were practicing. 

The cool breeze into the gym made you shiver a little and you noticed that his sweater was just sitting there on the ground so when he came over to grab some water you just looked up at him with your signature puppy eyes. “Can I wear it?”

“Why?”

“Oi, stupid head. They’re probably cold!” 

It would probably annoy him so much that Hinata figured it out before him. He’d kneel down and help you put it on, pulling it over your head and giving you a little smile cause you looked so damn cute in his sweater. 

But now that you’ve started wearing his things, he’s still very confused as to why you ask for them. “Should we go shopping?” He’d ask you randomly on a weekend when there was no volleyball practice. And you’d just stare at him because why would Kageyama want to stand somewhere that wasn’t a gym. “Aren’t you running out of clothes to wear or something?”

It would take a while and some conversations before you realized he was asking cause you had like 3 hoodies, a t-shirt, and some track pants in your room that were very much so his. “I just like having a piece of you with me,” you’d explain. He would have to think it over but he was very happy with this idea.

There’s only one shirt you’re not allowed to take and it’s this cute little graphic tee you got him for his birthday that has a nice drawing of a milk carton on it. He loves it. He will kill anyone that laughs at it. And no, you cannot wear it because if you’re wearing, what is he supposed to wear.

Sugawara and you regularly switch clothes because this man gives no fucks for your gender roles thank you very much. He shows up to practice one day wearing a dark pinkish basic, or some floral print shirt that you had in your closet and the boys are like “um Suga what are you wearing?”

And he’s probably just like “it’s call fashion, look it up.” (Like Suga sweetie, it’s just a shirt lol)

If you own any tighter pants like yoga pants or leggings? Suga has worn them because his legs and ass look great in them and he will strut around fully confident with that knowledge.

Honestly, he probably steals your sweaters more than you realize. You guys are baking at his house one day and you’ve made a mESS of your clothes and he’s just like oh it’s okay I’ll get you some new clothes.

And you’re expecting this cute little pj set that he has that might fit you or some comfy clothes that he’s lending you. No. He legitimately has some of your clothes and gives them to you and you’re just like.... “Suga I’ve been looking for this shirt for weeks. I even asked you about it.”

And he is suddenly deaf, little shithead.

He likes you in any clothes but they have to be his comfy clothes or he will set that shit on fire. Ennoshita once offered you his gloves because it was fricken cold out and you forgot yours at home and Suga literally threw him across the road and was like “hello angel I have gloves for you”.

You’re just like “um... Ennoshita are you okay?” Boy probably has a concussion and Suga’s just like “who’s Ennoshita?”

Tsukishima will kill you if he finds you raiding his closet. Like if he walks into his room when you two are supposed to be studying and you’re just casually picking out a sweater, he will throw you on the bed and tickle you until you call for mercy.

Will he offer his clothes to you if you’re in need of something? Most of the time, yes. But you have to ask. No stealing allowed in this household.

Except one night you stayed over and totally forgot a night shirt. Tsukishima is already like half asleep because he woke up way too early for practice that morning, so you just sneak into his drawers and pull out the first shirt you can. You can’t even see what it has on it cause it’s fucking dark. Then you crawl into bed with him, figuring you’ll accept your punishment for stealing tomorrow.

And when he wakes up, you best believe he was annoyed. First off, who plans to stay over and doesn’t bring a shirt? Stupid, can’t you remember anything? But then he realizes, you grabbed this cute little dino graphic shirt and his face is RED. Pasty boi so bright, he might as well be Hinata’s hair. And he’s desperately trying to get out of the bed and run to the bathroom before you wake up because holy fuck you’re PRECIOUS?

But all of his squirming just wakes you up and you see him all flustered, and just assume he’s mad and you’re like I’m so sorry I just didn’t have anything else and was stupid and forgot. And he just hits you (lovingly) on the head, mutters some sort of insult, and moves on.

From then on, that is your designated shirt. It’s a comfort item almost. He’ll only really wear it when he has to be away from town overnight, in which case he’ll wear it as a reminder of you (he won’t admit to it but you tried to take the shirt as a keepsake for while he was gone and he only had a heart attack. Tsukishima Kei does not believe in lucky charms. But he has yet to lose a game when he wears that shirt the night before).

Bokuto has been WAITING for you to wear something of his, but you haven’t yet. And it’s been stressful. He keeps trying to find a good excuse to see you in his clothes but you’re always too well-prepared.

“It’s kinda chilly out, Y/N, want my sweater??”

“I brought one, don’t worry!”

-.- *cue owl boi pouts*

And he doesn’t want you to wear something of his just because he asked. He wants to you want to wear his things. So he just waits. And pouts. And waits some more.

The day finally came when he was least expecting it. The gym that his game was in was freezing and you couldn’t imagine why. Most of the gyms they had played before in were pretty standard temperature but you were going to die if you stayed in the clothes you came in.

You had snuck onto the court while the boys were stretching, Akaashi smacking Bokuto in the head and interrupting his hype session to help him notice you.

“You wouldn’t happen to have a sweater with you, would you? It’s freezing!”

His eyes would widen. The day has finally arrived. He would finally get to see you in his clothes!!!!

But of course he has no sweater because he had not planned on needing one. Cue more sulking. Of course Akaashi comes over and offers his sweater and Bokuto almost bites his hand off.

“Well offer her your jacket then, idiot.” Akaashi just needs this man to hold off pouting till later. 

Bokuto’s jacket just looked so perfect on you and it was a nice way to keep warm. You cheered him on during the games and after some jaw-dropping move of his, he would turn to your direction and send you a kiss. Embarrassing? A little. But he was such a cutie, how could you deny his air kiss?

Wearing his clothes became more common after that and he will literally bring you his whole closet so you can pick your favourites.

Ushijima didn’t even wait for you to ask to give you his clothes. He probably folded up his hoodie or jacket for you before a game and placed it awkwardly on your lap or in your arms and you’re just like um... do you want me to put this away for you or?

“Would you wear it for me?” How can you say no??? His cheeks are just slightly going red and he’s avoiding your eyes a bit so of course you have to wear it.

Ushijima thinks you look so nice in his clothes and he really likes how happy you look when he asks you to wear something, so he keeps doing it. That and he knows that sometimes people ask you out during his matches and he likes knowing that they’ll recognize his school colours or his jersey number and at that moment, he will send a calculated glare in their direction. And they will run for the hills, never to bother you again :)

I feel like he’s accidentally shrunk his clothes in the wash before and he just keeps them in a small pile in his room so that you can wear them when you come over. He also buys you proper house slippers that you can wear around his home because he wants you to be as comfy as possible.

Sometimes when you guys are just standing around waiting for a game to start, or if you’re all done eating lunch, he’ll unzip his track jacket and open it up so you can stand there and hug him, and he’ll hug you back with his hands in the pockets so it’s like you’re in the jacket with him (Tendo has definitely zipped it up before and trapped you guys in an awkward hug like stance and he will continue to do this because he thinks it’s hilarious. Has definitely snapped pictures of it and sent it to Ushijima. Ushijima saved it because it was kinda cute).

[galaxygeeksunite]

I Don’t Need A Partner Or Wait Do I? (Rhea X Liv Dabble)

Rhea Ripley thought to herself how any second anyone can turn on you. Never trust someone because everything could end up falling apart. Even though Rhea was tough on the outside, her heart was fragile. She was known as the Nightmare though, so she couldn’t always let that side of her show. Things hurt though, when people left her, it hurt. 

She thought about how Nikki betrayed her and she felt angry. She thought that she not only had a tag partner, but a new best friend until Nikki turned. Rhea thought to herself that she was done with tag partners! She wanted nothing to do with them until WWE told her who her tag partner was going to be. 

“Hm Liv Morgan.” She thought to herself. “Well Liv sure is pretty and very talented, I guess it wouldn’t hurt to see.” 

Liv got the news and was stuck daydreaming about Rhea for a moment when suddenly she spotted her backstage.

“Hey, so looks like we’re gonna be tag team partners!” Liv said excitedly.

“Yeah but just promise me, you won’t suddenly turn on me..” 

“Aw is that why you sounded so angry at first about having a new tag team partner?” Liv asked.

“Yeah it was nothing to do with you, I mean once I heard it was you, I actually thought to myself maybe this could work.” 

“Rhea, I’ll show you that it can indeed work and I won’t turn my back on you.” 

Rhea smiled slightly, “You better not or I’ll become your worst nightmare.” She laughed a bit.

“Well you are one nightmare I wouldn’t mind having.” Liv smirked a bit. 

Rhea tried hard not to blush. “We should probably get ready for our match, we need to change.” 

“Hey, I was thinking, wanna wear each other’s shirts?” 

“Um I guess, wait you probably wanna get in my pants too right?” Rhea laughed.

Liv smirked again, “Mm I think I’ll keep my thoughts on that to myself.” 

Liv and Rhea headed to the locker room and got changed.  Then they had their match against Carmella and Zelina. Rhea and Liv came out victorious! 

Liv jumped into Rhea’s arms after the match ended and Rhea caught her. She wanted to kiss Rhea so bad on the lips, but knew she couldn’t on TV. She said things and Rhea mimicked Liv by sticking her tongue out at her in a playful way. Liv felt a bit of a rush seeing Rhea’s tongue.

Once the match finished they went backstage and talked to the interviewer. Liv screamed about going to wrestlemania and then told the interviewer that she loves Rhea!

“Love this girl!” Liv said as she kissed Rhea on the cheek. 

Rhea’s grin widened. “I’m wearing her fricken shirt.” Liv said. 

“I’m wearing her shirt.” Rhea replied.

Once the interview ended they headed back into the locker room and realized they were alone. 

“Look Rhea, I don’t know if you can tell but I really like you.” Liv said.

Rhea grinned, “Oh I can tell.” 

Liv blushed, “Oh shit I’m making a fool out of myself aren’t I?” Liv asked.

“Not as big of a fool as I’m about to make.” 

Rhea leaned in and Liv took the signal leaning in as well, placing her hands on Rhea’s cheeks. They both kissed each other gently on the lips. The kiss lingered for a moment before they finally broke away. 

“Wow Rhea that’s exactly what I’ve been wanting to do to you today.” 

Rhea smirked, “Oh yeah, well I beat ya to it I guess.” 

“Look can we just...” 

Liv placed her hands on Rhea’s cheeks again and pulled her in for another kiss. Rhea placed her hands on Liv’s hips pushing her gently against the locker. Rhea let her tongue go in Liv’s mouth and pretty soon they were french kissing. 

Liv let out a quiet moan enjoying every moment of this. They thought they heard some footsteps close by so they stopped. They walked out of the locker room together and couldn’t stop smiling at each other. 

[that-one-weeb-but-starwars]

Dating Wrecker Headcannons

Note: Ya'll here some headcannons bc I need to start writing again

Warnings: none

Reader: not specified

-where to start where to start oh let me see: hugs

-he loves hugs from anyone really but from you they make him go: UWU

-hugs when your awake, hugs when your working, hugs when your fuckin, hugs when your sleeping

-a big old teddy bear

-big ol' kisses on the cheeks and mouth

-"Did I ever tell you how beatiful you are?" "Yes. Just five seconds ago, and then five seconds before that." "Well. You're...pretty then," "thank you wrecker"

-feels praised when you say thank you Wrecker and I love you, it makes him think he's doing a good job at being your lover

-likes rubbing your back while you sleep, or if your back is to him, he likes having a hand up your shirt, rubbing your stomach

-he'll share his food with you

-He likes picking flowers for you, even if they are just weeds

-becomes a clutz infront of you

-Gets jealous easy, but soon its turned to self doubt, usually when you hang out with Tech or and Echo, he knows they're both way smarter than him

-reassuring him he's "your big old olf and no one can change that."

-but when you get jealous you become off putting your mood changes and you become distant, maybe you were too clingy?

-Maker no, he wants you to be clingy, he'll tell you how much he loves you, and even'll talk about marrying you one day

-again kisses

-you like tracing the scar on the side of his head, rubbing your thumb over his cheek with a soft smile

-he loves your chuckle/laugh/giggle/snort it fits you so well in his eyes and he loves hearing you laugh for him

-you tried on his armour once, it was way too big

-bed time forhead kisses

-"Marry Y/n but you have to give up-" "marry Y/n" "no Wrecker I havent finsihed" "I'd give up everything to marry Y/n."

-he's so FRICKEN FRACKIN SWEET

-Asked you to marry him, him stuttering over his words as he sat on a knee, "I-I-I know I- um...don't have a ring...so I- I Put your name on.my helmet! I uh...know its not much and its not a good time-" "yes" "Really!?" "Yes!"

-never did find time to get married so basically forever engaged but both of you don't mind.

-even though your a fully groan adult he'll put you on his shoulder.

- he likes laying onto of you too, mostly for you to rub his head

-he made breakfast for you all once, putting extra time into yours

-makeout sessions behind the ship

-he wants to train with you but doesnt at the same time he'll be worried he's going to hurt you

-luckily he's had some practice controlling his strength with Omega, from the extreme soft shoulder punches and happy high fives

-so eventually he'll train with you

-will loose a bet just so you can win

-sitting on his lap is a must, usually on his thigh

-you in a pinstripe suit with one of those under bust corset things, maker he's thinking he's been visted by an angel

-Turns out you and Gregor have a past, and catch up with one another, but he wasnf expecting you two to be glued at the hip arms around one another laughing your asses off

-Gregor and you had a brother sister relationship, so when he gave you a brotherly kiss on the cheek, you laughing tried to pull away, and him constantly teasing you Wrecker was devastated.

-you were even sadder when he became really distant, and when you finally had caught up to him, he was crying

-you explained the situation, saying it was a common thing between you two the both of you like brother and sister

-you told him you'd draw Boundaries and apologized for hurting him

-he didnt believe it at first but then started to see the way you both acted with one another, he could see you both cared for each other the way family did Gregor always did call you baby sister, and he felt bad if had put a divide between the two of you

-you told him it was fine and you were both understanding

-apology sex

-cuddling him afterwards in bed

-multiple I loves yous

-shoulder kisses

-your heart going UwU

[common-grackle]

🐝

HI DORIAN I'M GONNA TALK ABOUT GIRAFFES NOW

(this got LONG)

🐝Why is you favourite animal your favourite animal?

i love giraffes. ilove giraffes so much. they are these tall nerds with spots and they're so funny

ALSO LOOK AT THIS GUY DRINKING. LOOK AT HIM

WHAT IS THAT. i love the way they drink so much its so funny

but also guess what else is cool about giraffes??? we don't really know where they came from!!!!! these bois are fricken. aliens. what are they doing here

this is the only close relative of the giraffe, the rare okapi. it's very endangered and pretty much only found in the democratic republic of the congo (although probably uganda too, historically).

LOOK AT THIS NERD. it's clearly related to the giraffe to me bc legs. and head. it just is not as Long. but still how is there ONLY ONE close relative???? it just doesn't make sense to me

so this brings me to the theory that i wrote down in my journal when i was nine. up to 75% of a giraffe's day is spent eating. their diet is mainly acacia trees, which are pretty cool fellows if i do say so myself. but as far as i know, there is not a lot else that eats acacia trees

so the theory was: giraffes are aliens. they came from the moon with the okapi for one purpose alone: eliminate the acacia trees. they've failed at this due to trees, um, growing back (and also they literally help spread the seeds, see above article)

finally, look at this one sitting. beautiful. immaculate.

okay that's my ted talk about giraffes, thank you for listening <3

[peridaniel]

ok so thoughts on turning point because holy shit

what it did well: SASHA'S FRICKEN CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT!! it's been all building up to this moment. after all the betrayals and deceit, she's finally stepping up and working up to be the best person she can be and I'm so fuckin proud. hearing her cry as she read anne's journal stung, but seeing her use it as resolve to become better felt fucking amazing. I cannot wait to see what the series has in store for sasha this season. plus, the scene when grime comes back because sasha is that important to him >>>

what I felt was lacking: um... is anyone in this show gonna actually grieve marcy or say anything about her fate other than a "she's gotta be alive" or "please be ok"? seriously, I was expecting more emotion at the beginning. and aren't the people of wartwood gonna ask about what happened to marcy? honestly I was kinda hoping for maddie to catch wind of what happened somehow and grieve her best bud/apprentice. buuuuut I also understand that there's a lot of other stuff going on. anne is probably in denial, sasha definitely heard the word "rejuvenation tank" be said, they're both occupied with other shit they have to do, etc. just a little disappointing that we couldn't get a bit of mourning, as a treat.

also idk it seems a little weird that the people in wartwood were told by someone who's tried to off them all before that their king is tyrannical and they just kinda believed her without hesitation... makes me wonder what sus shit andrias has been doing this whole time that even the frogs could smell

[aliens-took-my-iwa-chan]

HEYYYYY! <33333

How are you?

anyway, I'm good because the best fricken thing happened to me today!!!! A girl who I had talked to only like once and wasn't even friends with came up to me today and was just like "Hey, um..you look really pretty!" and then freaking ran away, but like she was so nice and literally no one has ever just gone up to me and said that before!

So I'm In a good mood rn, but I just wanted to check and see how your day was/is <3333

hey hey hey!!!

im good! I just finished piano lessons and Im finally able to start figuring out the entire song that ive been working on for a while (instead of just like half of it lol)

AWWW THATS SO SWEET <33333 Im sure she was right lol ur an awesome person <3333 ^-^

awww thanks bestie,, im so glad to hear from youuuu ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

[your-local-bnha-writer]

Hello ur my favorite account😭! Can I request a HC with Tanaka, Noya, Tsuki, & Kageyama where u guys are dating but at a tournament, u run into ur ex boyfriend ( who is a huge douchebag) and is saying a bunch of garbage about u? How would they react? , how would it impact their playing style cause get this- karasuno is playing against ur ex boyfriends team🤭🤭🤭🤭

jealous bfs tanaka, noya, tsukki kags,

hey I’m gonna mash these two requests! I hope you enjoy this was a lot of fun to write!

also favourite account?? me?? 🥺🥺

➣ characters included : tanaka, noya, tsukki, kageyama (separately) x fem!reader

➣ headcannons

➣ warning : a lot of swearing 😳 like there’s a lot, your jerk ex talking crap, scary bfs

ryūnosuke tanaka

- karasuno had made it to the nationals, and right before their game against Tsubakihara, lil ol Tanaka had to use the bathroom

- a horrible decision really, just ask hinata

- he walks in and hears your trash ex talking crap abt you

“Yeah, can you believe it? I saw my ex here, Y/n. I think she’s the manager for her team? Karasuno. Is she really that desperate for attention from other guys?”

- Tanaka is p i s s e d like, no one gets to talk about his precious love without experiencing the wrath from Ryūnosuke Tanaka

- So mans just straight up walks to your ex, “gently” taps him on the shoulder to get his attention, and starts defending your honour

“Y/n? Y/n L/n? The most beautiful, gorgeous, precious girl in the world? That Y/n?”

“Uh, yeah? Who are y—”

“Hi I’m the new boyfriend, and let me just tell you...”

- Tanaka goes oFF he’s not letting this douche bag of an ex get his way, he straight up just goes on a 2 hours speech about how perfect you were

- and how much of a douche your ex was

- Eventually, Hinata finds Tanaka in the bathroom (since his stomach was actin up lol) and goes to alert the other guys + you

- So, the whole gang is here, Daichi and Suga have to drAG Tanaka away from your ex while Noya hypes him up

- You have to calm him down and ask him why the hell he was yelling at someone in the bathroom

“Your ex was talking shit about you, I’m not just gonna let them do that”

- You’re immediately like 🥺🥺 Tanakaaaa you didn’t have to do that omg I love you sm

- When it’s finally time play these guys Tanaka is surprisingly calm, like it’s actually terrifying

- Oh and you bet Tanaka’s going all out he is on fire, he’s landing every spike and you can practically hear the impact on it

- Right after he lands a spike he celebrates with his team and stares directly at your ex who’s shooketh 😳

“Yeah take that! You regret breaking up with Y/n now?”

“Tanaka stOoOoP omg—”

- After Karasuno wins he gives you the most passionate kiss, in front of your ex and you pull away blushing

- Your ex just rolls his eyes and goes to pack up with his team while Tanaka’s looking all smug and Noya’s hyPED

yuu nishinoya

- The boys were getting ready for the match against Johzenji, and were just doing some basic warmups

- You had to help Kyoko and Yachi with something so you weren’t in the gym at the moment

- But your asshole of an ex was talking shit about you, very loudly 😳 and very obnoxiously too

- This mf, instead of practicing and doing fricken warmups, he’s talking crap abt you, and you weren’t even in the vicinity!

- But your boyfriend was, oh and he heard everything, every single word that came out of you ex’s mouth

“Pfft yeah she’s still annoying as ever, not surprised she’s dating the dude that’s 5’2”

- Ohh big mistake bud, not only did you insult his perfect Gf, but his height as well? Like dang pick one or the other dude

- So, Noya can’t take it anymore he’s been holding back bc he’s supposed to be warming up for the game but at this point he just couldn’t

- He straight up runs over to the other side of the gym to knock some sense into the jerk

- Tanaka follows not to stop him (although he is a bit worried 😳) but to hype him up bc that’s his best friend’s gf you don’t get to do that

- Asahi is scared shitless so Ennoshita has to keep the horny tornado in check, while Suga is conflicted

“What the hell did you say? Don’t you dare insult Y/n again! This is why she left your sorry ass! Who are you talk shit about my beautiful girlfriend I’ll fight you right now—”

- Ahem well, as you can see he’s very pissed off and uh he ends up getting scolded by coach Ukai

- except at the very end of him scolding he gives noya a few pointers on how to defend your gf without showing bad sportsmanship

- You witness the whole thing and just go up to Noya to calm him down a little

“Thank you, but you didn’t have to go off like that,”

“Yeah I did, Im not letting that douche talk shit about my crazy hot girlfriend”

- noya stop this isn’t the time 😳🥵

- During the game he is extremely focused and there’s this terrifying aura that’s escaping him

- Like Asahi might actually shit his pants just standing next to him

- Karasuno absolutely destroys Johzenji bc Noya is not letting that ball drop on their side of the court

- After the game, like Tanaka Noya straight up kisses you in front of your ex, leaving you a blushing mess as Noya gives him a smug look

kei tsukishima

- aHEM um, alright get ready folks bc this is a scary one

- So it’s Kagugawa vs Karasuno and Yamaguchi is sort of wandering around with Hinata right before the game probably to try and cool their nerves 💀💀

- When they hear your someone talking abt you

“My ex is here we’re vs her team, I know yeah, she’s probably so annoying”

- Dude Yamaguchi and Hinata have never ran faster in their entire lives, they immediately go to tsukki and it’s just a scream fest

“TSUKKI THERES SOMEONE TALKING ABT Y/N!”

“yeAH!! and he was all like ‘she’s probably so annoying’”

“mHM AND—”

“okay I think I got it, where are they?”

- shits about to go down, when Tsukki gets mad, he doesn’t lose is cool, instead he keeps a level head and strategize on how to completely destroy his opponent

- so Yams and Hinata drag him to where your ex was and point him out, and he’s stILL on the phone

“Mhm, yeah she’s super annoying”

- Oh Tsukki is pissed off, he has this intimidating aura coming from him as he approaches the dude that’s shitting on you

“You’re the ex? Yikes...😬”

- Tsukki will wait for what he has to say and the whole time he just has the biggest smirk on his face, like it’s about to go down

- Yams and Sho are hyped uP but they’re waiting behind the door bc they’re babies and they’re scared

- Mm Tsukki does not hold back, he straight up roasts this dudes ass, mans just releases all the salt that’s stored in him

“Mhm yeah, that’s pretty pathetic”

“Heh lame”

“Wow...I can’t believe she really dated you”

- Yeah that’s not that much salt

- Tanaka find the three of them in the bathroom and as much as he wants Tsukki to keep going, they have to get ready for the game

- During the game, your ex tries to spike and he’s instantly shut down my Tsukki and his 6’3 ass, It’s quite hilarious 😌

- Anyways, Tsukki blocks your ex every single time wiTH A SMIRK, mans is not holding back on this bitch

- He says it’s bc he was predictable

- Later, Karasuno beats Kagugawa and Tsukki hardcore glares at your ex like it’s pretty scary since Tsukki is one to act all sassy rather than mad when he gets irritated

“You don’t talk shit about her, ever”

- SUDHDJD DAMN TSUKKI CHILLL

- You watch all of this happen and you immediately ask your boyfriend if something was wrong bc you’re a tad bit worried

“We just had a disagreement that’s all”

“uHH YEAH RIGHT TSUKKI WENT OFF EARLIER IN THE BATHROOM—”

tobio kageyama

- Um another scary bitch please do not talk trash about his gf when he’s around

- He’s probably filing his nails away from his team bc he needs his peace and quiet and doesn’t wanna get bullied by Hinata and Tsukki

- When he hears a guy talking very loudly to his friend, now usually he’d ignore them or move spots but like this dude is talking abt you

- So, he stays for a bit and listens to what he has to say. Who even is this dude? Why does he know you? Why is talking to loud like please shut the f—

“Pfft yeah my ex is here with her volleyball team, I talked to her earlier and oh my god she’s exactly the same when I first dated her”

- I’m not sure if that’s a roast sorry I’m bad at these

- Oh now Kags is pissed, see he was already a little irked that this jerk was your ex but he was also talking trash abt you? Nahh

- He throws his nail file on the ground and stomps right up to this douche to smack some sense in him

“Yeah she’s hella annoy—”

“Why don’t you shut the fuck up?”

“Who tf—”

- So Kageyama is also unusually “calm” about the whole situation which makes it even more terrifying

- Kageyama will most likely go off and tell this dude that he has no business talking abt his gf like that

- he’ll focus more on dissing the dude and let me tell you this dude’s roasts h u r t

- like his insults are like 90% swear words

“goblin lookin ass”

“long titty no nipple lookin ass”

“get outta here you abominable fuck waffle”

- Imagine this scary ass dude coming up to you, telling you to shut the fuck up, then realizing this is Tobio Kageyama, The King of the Court, the incredible setter that has precise aim, the 2nd half of the freak duo, going off on how you should stfu abt his gf

- oh and you’re facing him on your next game

- and he absolutely obliterates your sorry ass

- his sets are perfect, he blocks every single fuckin spike you make, and when you think he’s going setting to #10 think again bc he will do a setter dump

- basically he’s on fire and tear the other team to shreds it’s kind of scary actually, hinata was sweating buckets when kageyama served since he looked so terrifying at the moment

- after the game, kageyama would want to leave immediately he doesn’t want to see your ex anymore

“You doing okie? Did something happen with you and him before the game?”

“Yep, but it’s nothing don’t worry about it”

- kags you have that creepy smile again stop you’re scaring y/n

[gunsatthaphan]

Hi Doreen!,,, i dont know if im late to talk about this but I had finally watched ATOTS, and was Episode 9 the end? I dont know I wasnt paying attention LMAO...

Um,,, call me a hypocrite or whatever but I much preferred it when Tian and Phupha didnt kiss than rather when Sarawat and Tine didnt kiss (still fricken salty about that)... Like I just feel as if thats just them. You know? Like, I feel as if their sweet and soft touches and gentle gestures just fit them more than kissing and being 'that' kind of physically affectionate. (Sorry if my english gets worse, i dont feel like translating so im using google and my brain to edit hahaha) But of course there was also that uncertainty with them too.

They're the kind of people to not have to declare what they are, obviosuly Tian is the kind if person who wants to know their status but its a kind of way where there both content with eachother to where they dont need to tell anyone else their status unless brought up. Like they take pride in eachother but its not nessacry because just them knowing is enough for them.. thats the kind of vibe i get from them. I dont know,,, its just my opinion.

But also I really REALLY wanted to fight Phupha at the beginning of ep 9, Im not a violnt person and I just wanted to physically harm him. Like I just wanted to give him a good shoulder pat like Longtae did to Tian. A shoulder punch but... gentle cause (Vilence is never answer)

And i completely understand how Tian felt about telling the villagers about Torfun... Actually if anything I am really really upset with the villagers because of the mental pressure they put on Tian subconsciouslly. ALL THEY DID WAS TALK ABOUT TORFUN!!! Like... um??? He's not Torfun though...

"Haha Torfun did this" "You remind me so much of Torfun" Torfun this and Torfun that and everything with the villagers was about Torfun?!! If I was in Tian, i would be the same! Having that everlasting weight on you AND being constantly compared. I can not be mad at him for being weary of telling the town. I couldnt even imagine the stress he was going through. EVEN WHEN HE PROVED THAT HE WAS SO MUCH MORE... they still asked "When's Torfun coming back" and that shit hurt me so bad. If I was hurt just watching that situation I would never want to be him. I mean Ive kind of been through that before but not to that extent.

Idk.. ufh my brain hurts haha too much english. Sorry this was so long I just had to get that off my chest. Anyways have a good day! I love you! ♡

-Jason

JASON HIII!!! 🥺🥰💕

I hope you’re doing well!!! 💕

Episode 9 was not the end, the finale is this Friday! :) And yes I agree about the kissing. Ngl I was a liiiiittle salty when they deprived us of the one in ep 7 after teasing it for months lmao but welp that’s just the typical gmm move 🤷🏼‍♀️

but anyway I agree; they definitely have a different perception of affection compared to sarawatine (and other couples) but also their relationship is completely different to begin with. It feels more raw and more careful and there’s a lot that goes unsaid between them. Which, when it comes to the emotional stuff, is something I love about them. And which is why I agree about them not necessarily needing a kiss. (even though it would’ve fit in ep7 rip) HowEVER when it comes to actual communication about what’s happening,,,,, they really need to work on that lmao. Sometimes I feel like they can only talk properly when they’re not talking. thank god for nam being the communication bridge between them lol.

Phupha & his hypocrite ass made me so angry in episode 8 omggg. Him not only being mad at Tian for not telling everyone about torfun’s death but also him literally exposing him in front of the whole village??? I was so mad. I’m glad he eventually told him the truth but still.... that was a dumbass move. 

I actually think the villagers comparing him to Torfun is more of a subconscious pov situation? rather than them not wanting him or thinking less of him bc torfun is gone. Like yes, they did compare him to her but I think the pressure he feels about fulfilling her dreams, continuing her legacy, being like her etc. comes from himself and it was revealed to be a lot bigger than and we thought in this episode; so I think that has been kind of emphasized from his perspective. idk if that makes sense lmaoo but I actually didn’t feel any direct pressure coming from the villagers. rather from himself. 

you also have to keep in mind that these people just lost someone very close to them from one minute to the next without knowing anything about her disappearance for months (yes im looking at you @ phupha & the other forest dudes smh) before finding out she’s dead. And mostly for the kids that’s terrible. So if someone replaces her just like that, it makes sense that they would talk about her and compare the 2. BUT I still get what you mean.

Before this gets even longer let’s end it here lol. Thank you for sharing your thoughts and I hope you have a wonderful day as well!!!! I love you too! 🥺💓

xxx

[gingersnapwolves]

Ok. So, this is so fricken random but I used to read your fan fiction like years and years ago (the Live Through series still stays with me and I just recently stumbled upon them again and I almost cried from happiness.) ANYWAY, I don’t know if this was some kind of fever dream but I SWEAR it was you and another girl that wrote a fanfic about Remus and Sirius through school and after Azkaban, but I cannot find it anywhere. Am I insane or was this real!?

Oh lord, that would have been a LONG time ago, like, 15 years maybe. I did in fact write that fic, and apparently it was called Divided We Stand, which .... lol, self. I’ve re-used titles a lot in my lifetime because of how much I hate titling things.

It was never posted anywhere besides my own domain, which has been gone for years, but you can still get to it through The Wayback Machine, which is how I know what it was titled, since I certainly don’t remember. The link I used is this one: https://web.archive.org/web/20051126012715/http://fatalistic.net/knkfics/hpfics.html

Note to anyone who currently reads my stuff: if you use the wayback machine to go read the fanfic I wrote in 2002, please, for the love of all that’s holy, don’t expect it to be like what I post these days 😂😂😂 it has been. a long ass time. since I wrote those fics. I have improved. There is a reason I didn’t care when the domain finally went down, and a reason I didn’t go repost all of it. It is. Um. Of low quality. At least by my own standards.