#uhm???

[everybodylovesmusiala]

annekee molenaar and matthijs de ligt for vogue netherlands

[t4twyllach]

hear me out why are turians kinda...

[leedongsik]

bro why am I blushing?

[reddstardust]

*sweats*

[yunepli]

IM GOING INSANE CANT BELIEVE I FIND OUT THROUGH TWITTER THROUGH A TIKTOK SCREENSHOT THAT PPL ARE STARTING TO SHIP GOJO AND KDJ 😭😭

[the-second-sage]

pook... u will never believe the discovery I've made. U know how Shark gives you and Helena shit for liking Jude??

check her likes.....

WAIT WAIT WAIT WHAT IS THIS TOMFOOLERY MY EYES ARE NOW PICKING UP ON?????

me omw to check her likes

THANKS FOR THE IDEA POOKS

(edit - 3 LIKED POSTS IN AND IM DECEASED. SHARK. WHAT IS THIS.)

(edit 2 - AND YOU GIVE ME SHIT FOR LIKE JUDE.)

@puff0o0 i hope you actually suffer. /j

[mossfoxx]

so Yu gave Fearne a month to deal with their shit right how long has it been now because Taliesin and Erika are good friends and if this is actually Yu I’m gonna mcfricken lose it

[allanalightwood]

i firmly believe that Obi Wan Kenobi is the Bruce Wayne in star wars. Why you ask? I mean think abt it.

- serial adopter (clones. in almost all fix it fics, it's him being the mom friend)

- flirts with villains (Ventress yknow yknow)

- has no heterosexual explanation when it comes to Quinlan Vos and Cody but you did not hear this frm me (Harvey Dent. Quinlan's his Harvey Dent)

- TO ME AHSOKA'S HIS SISTER (ah yes Harley Quinn)

- Hello there = I am Batman

- will not rest until The Mission is finished.

WHAT MOREEEEE

[punksdocrimes]

Did you know you can move the little "make post" icon on Mobile by holding down on it. The icons underneath it follow..it's so,, mesmerizing to move it around. I've been doing it constantly the last few days. Help..

[siegeware-avi]

You… you don’t call them grippers?……

[chippuyon]

labrus and 🏳️‍⚧️girl laios

[xx-obliviousfantasy-xx]

Dude what the FUCK is the end of this article?:

[quarterlifekitty]

Lately I’ve been getting a kick outta the idea of Ghost having a girlfriend that Johnny is painfully interested in (tale as old as time). But she a lil neurodivergent and selectively mute (edit; I originally labeled reader as non-verbal, but I was made aware mutism more accurately describes this!). She’s comfortable enough with Simon that she’ll talk to him when they’re alone, but she won’t say a word to Soap (she doesn’t talk to the other guys either, but you know that Johnny chooses to take it so damned personally).

The worst part is that Soap will say shit to her, and she’ll give Simon her little signal so he can bend down and she can talk to him so fucking quietly. It’s like they speak a different language and Simon is the interpreter. And it’s so infuriating to him because shit like this will happen.

“Ain’t you looking a right picture, bonnie— that dress new? Fits ye like a damned glove, sweetheart.”

You tug on Simon’s sleeve so he can lean down. Soap is rocking back and forth on his heels, anticipating an answer. He’s down so bad, he doesn’t even care that he’ll hear it from Simon’s lips and not yours. You whisper for what feels like minutes on end.

“She says thanks.”

“God damn, L.T.— you know she fuckin’ ‘ad to ‘ave said more than that!” He whines indignantly, Simon smirking. Simon knows all about his little crush, and chooses to let the lad suffer. His time will come when you’re ready.

This goes on and on for months on end— and you know what? It’s hard for Johnny to jerk off to the image of you wedged between him and Ghost when he has no idea what you sound like, moaning or otherwise. You can probably see him half hard in his jeans every time he heads home from a movie night with you and Simon.

“G’night, L.T. Night, hen.” Soap’s almost all the way down the walkway when he hears something almost inaudible over the ambient sounds of the night.

“Goodnight, Johnny.”

Now that’s gonna keep his fantasies fed for weeks.

[glitched-auraa]

❤️👏⭐️🤞👁️

💯🙏💛🟨👍

[scr1bbl3z]

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