#uhh france??

[elderwisp]

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Frances: Can you hand me the tape once you’re done?

Dan: I think I used up the last bit, maybe we can stop by the store? I need a new sharpie anyway.

Frances: Wanna go right now? I need a break.

Dan: Ye ye. Kai!

Kai: Sup.

Dan: What happened to your face??

Kai: I tried covering all of the holes but, uh, Frances you might not get the deposit back.

Frances: When do people ever get their deposit back?

Kai: Trueeeee.

-

Dan: YOO we should get a crock-pot-

Kai: Who the fuck says that, Dan?

Dan: Bitch, you’re the one that burns pre cooked fries in an air fryer. Of COURSE you wouldn’t be literate in the art of food.

Kai: OHKAYYY since when did working in fast food make you a food critic?

Dan: I don’t have to be a food critic to know you suck at cooking, right Frances? 

Frances: [ a longing sigh ]

Dan: … Frances, you okay?

Frances: Hmm? Oh, yeah, bad at cooking.

Dan: Hold up, what’s wrong?

Frances: Graduation’s coming up.

Dan: Thank god, right?

Frances: And then I leave for De Sol Valley…

Kai: Exciting! Wait, why do you look so sad?

Frances: I dunno, it’s… So far away.

Kai: Only a short two hour train ride.

Frances: And I’ll be alone.

Dan: Facetime?

Frances: I just… [ sings ] Liked this little life. 

Dan: You mean being stressed out juggling several jobs and school?

Frances: It kept me active.

Dan: Your anxiety hair literally clogged the sink multiple times.

Frances: I needed to thin it out anyway.

Dan: You’re weird.

Frances: Thanks. 

Kai: I mean, is there anything else holding you back?

Frances: I- A lot of things. I’ll sort it out though before I go.

Dan: Well, let us know if we can help you.

Kai: So, you think I can sleep in your room while you're gone?

Frances: I mean, sure but why?

Kai: I think I kind of hate being home now.

Frances: Oh?

Kai: It’s nothing serious.

Frances: Dang- Wait, hold that thought I gotta pee.

Dan: Todo bien? Everything good?

Kai: No le digas nada, pero Atlas está usando otra vez. Don’t tell her anything, but Atlas is using again. 

Dan: ¿De verdad? ¿Cómo lo sabes? Really? How do you know?

Kai: Atlas estaba mandando un mensaje a Taryn sobre eso. Hablan... mucho. Atlas was texting Taryn about it. They… Talk a lot.

Dan: Fucking hell. Did you check her phone?

Kai: It was an accident! Sort of. Look, I would prefer skydiving without a parachute instead of watching this unfold.

Dan: I mean, the good thing is he stopped, right?

Kai: I dunno but that doesn’t hide the fact that he lied.

Both: Again.

Kai: He asked her not to tell us, Dan. His friends.

Dan: Yeah, well, he hasn’t necessarily been the most open lately. 

Kai: I mean I would have thought we mattered more. 

Dan: You can’t take it personal. You know how he gets.

Kai: I just feel like eventually we’re going to get tired of it.

Dan: I’m aware. [ sighs ] Jesus, this is a mess.

Kai: Yep. By the way, he invited us to go to the skatepark, please go.

Dan: Duh. Hopefully it’s not awkward. Don’t make it awkward.

Kai: I won’t!

[calletion]

i think siffrins accent would be similar to one of an extinct language, or a very unknown one. maybe like basque (so if theres any animation they could actually find a VA lol + it fits the french vibe of the game as well), or cornish or Frisian. stuff like that.

[goddessofwisdom18]

The Auld Alliance

[cesareglazer]

Ok so at this point, Ive gotten enough moots that I should probably make an intro...

Hi!!! I'm Lou but referring as me with my blog name is also good

I really enjoy bigtop burger, if you COULDN'T ALREADY TELL but I've made a straw page to introduce some more of my other interests. U can check out said page down in the linked URL!!

I usually post and mainly post bigtop burger related things and my art, but once in a blue moon, other fandoms may appear on this blog ...oooo spooky👻

I LOVE fandom discussion and any theories relating bigtop burger I WILL LISTEN‼️‼️‼️ I'm a homebody neet freak so I'm basically always active so I'll get back to asks as SOON as I see them!!!

DNI LIST: N@zis homophobes, racists, darkshippers, (sib x sib, parent x adult, child x adult) and general bad people

Anyways thanks for readying this wall o words <3

[sojutrait]

Vos Poumons Se Resserreront En Quatre Heures.

get this devil tongue out of my inbox.

[la-cocotte-de-paris]

we were comparing our top spotify wrapped track playslists from last year at work today and when i showed mine my coworker asked me if i was okay last year. i was not lol.

[cakejerry]

have u ever been to a bts concert

No omg what am I, richie mcrich? American? Of course not and I wouldn't go now even if I had free tickets. Why, wanna tell me I shouldn't speak on their live vocals if I haven't heard them live? For your information irl oomf who is a casual fan saw them back in 2018 and her impression was also that it was mostly playback lol.

[0scill4te]

I wonder is it more worth it to donate books to the library free-section (that never has any interesting free books) or the nonprofit resale store where hoarders, in an attempt to make their life better, bring over heaps and heaps of books (and other random stuff), which results in more variery and you end up finding lots of cool gems whenever you go there..?

I think the librarys free-shelf is in more need of interesting books that arent just about romance.. so i guess when i finish a few more books i will just go there instead. they desperately need variety. when i visited in the summer i was so disappointed im ngl

[szhreii]

A very very wild crack theory: Maybe they're Muu's parents?

Alright, so I saw this tweet long time ago, and I was wondering what could possibly happen between Muu and Kazui in T3, like it's gotta be intentional right??

Not to mention in Kazui's bday art his watch is now gold and there's bee in it🐝

How did I come up with that theory? Well it's just that the bartender is always associated with gold, example, his wedding ring, his pins and the ornaments (?) at the bar, so I think it has something to do with him

Although I don't really want it to be taken seriously because it's a crack theory.. I think there's still possibilities

In both novelgram prisoners have connections/know each other, so i think it's not too far fetched to theorize about this and it'd be cool if MILGRAM do the same

Muu doesn't seem to know much about her dad. When answering questions about him, she always says "I think" she's unsure about it. Also guys Muu literally said her dad has multiple jobs. In Kazui's first birthday TL, he said that his friend doesn't live close to him and he rarely meets them. It's possible he doesn't know what his friend's daughter looks like.

Uhh starting with, Muu and bar lady have the same eyelashes

But wait their hair color are different though?? I have explanations for this, naturally blonde hair usually darkens as you age. This is why blonde hair is much more common in babies than adults. There's also another factor, which is hormonal changes especially during puberty (which means Muu is quite lucky lol), pregnancy etc. can affect melanin production. Your hair can even go blonde to brown because of this. Also I know that MILGRAM itself is very animek but like we see Mikoto's hair dyes fade during T2, besides Muu is the only prisoner with colored eyelashes instead of black eyelashes like other prisoners (like in their sprites y'know) and in Crying B, Es said that Muu must've stands out a lot (Idk Es there's literally a guy who has blue hair)

BTW you guys ever wondered about the wedding topper on Kazui's bday art?? Like why is the bride blonde? Well I think it might be the bar lady because I color picked and compared them and it's just few shades darker, which fits with this theory

Based on Muu's guess about her dad's age, it can be said that her parents married at a pretty young age considering in 2000s the average age of first time marriage for Japanese guy was 28/29

Next up, do you know that the cocktail she's having is called Manhattan? Which is known as the queen of cocktails dunno if this is just JP thingy or not. Meanwhile Muu T2 VD is called Queen B, crazy coincidence (sad fact about Manhattan though, in JP, cocktail language for Manhattan is "Heartrending love" or "Love that brings you pain")

"Import foreign furniture from overseas" chair in Half maybe? I'll elaborate the chair in half has Fleur de lis. Though I wouldn't count it as a proof due to the image quality

But welll Kazui's mask has Fleur de lis and Muu has it on her bday (obviously)

And Muu said that her dad might be a landlord, that reminds me, Kazui and Hinako live in an apartment right?

Muu's hobby is taking care of tropical fish, meanwhile Kazui's childhood friend hobby is fishing coincidence or coincidence (don't remember the TL so I use his interro instead)

Oh yea back to the wedding topper, I feel like the tailcoat tuxedo resembles a fish tail because large gaps(?) like that is pretty uncommon for a tailcoat tuxedo so I think it's on purpose idk. The bride wears a pearl necklace anyway what I'm saying is that all are related to sea

In Muu's T2 sprite we see her wearing gold shell earrings, which is again related to sea

And like Muu's mom is from Nice, France, that place is famous for its ocean and beach. Heck even Muu said it herself. This is MILGRAM guys even the place they chose have a reason for it, for example Muu lives in Minato, it has a high cost of living and do you guys know more than 10% of Minato’s total population is foreigners? Like they can chose something generic like Paris but they chose Nice specifically

Lastly, I've seen ppl mention about the missing ring in Half but guys Bartender usually take off their wedding ring so it wouldn't get lost/damaged when bartending

I think that's all thank you for listening to my yapping session🙏🙏 Also about the location I don't really think it's really a problem because adult don’t necessarily live close to each other… especially since Kazui use birthday to have an excuse to contact them yk

[highway-143]

expecting- park jongseong

genre: fluff, implied smut (but there is none)

pairing: husband!jay x fem!reader

word count: tbd

now playing: hold my hand (han)- stray kids

(proofread!)

all scenarios are fake and are not meant to harm any idol in the story

------<3------

"okay," you let a puff of air exit your lungs. "this is it... the moment..." your words trail off as you shakily reach for the box on your bathroom counter

the lights were blinding, not soft as usual... it was too much. the hum of the washing machine, the barking of the neighbor's dog... hell, even the wind rustling the trees was a sensory overload in your nervous state

you pick up the box and review the instructions. you had waited the correct amount of time... right?

wrong.

your phone, your stupid phone, only said two minutes had passed. two minutes? that couldnt be right. it had felt like twenty

you started seeing the signs three weeks ago. you werent feeling as... horny... as you usually did while ovulating, and your period was late this week. late meaning almost three weeks. today was when you finally realized, "oh shit, im probably pregnant"

so you picked yourself up off the couch and drove to the store, picking up some groceries (mainly ice cream) and a test. the dreaded test.

you pull out your phone to distract yourself, but inevitably end up swiping in and out of apps mindlessly, too preoccupied with your thoughts to pay any attention to instagram.

you hear the lock of the key clicking in the front door, and scramble to hide everything. you shove the box into a drawer and fling yourself on the bed, acting like you had been there for hours... but the speed of your breathing probably didnt seem to get the message

"hey baby," jay smiles as he walks into your room. "how was your day?" he climbs over you and lays on top of you, crushing your arms onto your stomach.

"jay.... get-... cant... breathe" you gasp as he rolls off of you and to your side, laughing maniacally

"every time," he shakes his head in amusement, loose strands of hair sweeping in front of his eyes. god, he looked so handsome right now. "so how was your day?"

"uhh..." your gaze briefly darts to the bathroom. "good," you turn back to jay. "i went to the store... did some shopping. how was yours?"

"good. long, but good. im taking next week off though!" he says, beaming with the surprise

you look at him in shock "why?! you never take weeks off! even when you were sick last year!"

"well... i wanted to surprise you!" he grabs your hand "how would you feel about a vacation... maybe... hawaii? or japan? maybe france?"

"no way!" you sit straight up in excitement "youre serious?" you ask, and he gives you a smirk and a nod "oh hell yeah babe! god knows i could use a vacation right now!"

"great! i can get everything set up by the end of the day. where do you want to go?"

"hawaii for sure!" you jump around the room, uncoordinated and unashamedly. "im going to hawaii, im going to hawaii" you chant in a sing-song voice, while jay shakes his head and laughs, looking at you with complete adoration in his eyes. he would give the world to see you so happy

"im gonna pack. i'll do your stuff too," you say while running to the closet, dragging out two heavy suitcases from the back corner. "do you have any requests?"

"just whatever you like. i'll go start dinner."

"sounds good!" you blow him a kiss and continue your chants of "im going to hawaii, im going to hawaii!"

the second jay is out of the room, you run right back to the bathroom, rifling throught the drawer for the pregnancy test. your spasming fingers pull it out of the box to find the results

two lines.

two. lines.

your knees give out and you crumple to the floor, tears spilling out of your eyes and all over your shirt. how could this be happening? your brain was a sea of emotions, all fighting for most important in the chaos of news

excitedness, because youve wanted a baby for so long

fright, because what did you know about having a baby?

confusion, because how were you supposed to tell jay?

uncertianty, because what if the test was wrong?

and finally, anxiety. how were you supposed to take care of a tiny human for nine months, only for it to be born and even more unsafe than it was in your uterus?!

you scramble to get your spare test, quickly using it and putting it on the counter, only to wait another fidteen minutes for a second result

the same result.

those two damn lines

you put your back on the wall, head in your knees, letting silent tears course through your body.

"baby?" jay calls from the kitchen. "are you okay in there?"

"all good!" you say, hoping he didnt notice your voice cracking

"well dinner is ready!"

"okay, i'll be out in five, im just... using the bathroom!"

------<3------

at 7:00 AM the next morning, you and jay are running to your gate at the airport, sliding right into the boarding group just before it finished. jay gripped your hand tightly as you found your seats and sat down

you worried the entire flight. what if there was too much turbulence? would that hurt the baby? what if you got hurt and it died?

you rested a hand on your stomach the whole time, catching jay's attention

"are you okay baby?" he interlocked his fingers with yours

"yeah, im fine. why wouldnt i be?"

"you look a little queasy... did you eat something bad?"

"no, i think im fine... just nervous about flying over the ocean, i guess"

"well im right here," he squeezed your hand tighter and brought it to his lips for a kiss. "i'll protect you. you know that"

------<3------

you both step out into the humidity. hawaii was gorgeous, the palm trees swaying gracefully in the afternoon wind, the chirps of animals could be heard everywhere, and you could see the faint trace of a marine layer still dancing along the skies of the beach

you turn to jay excitedly. "jay! its so beautiful here!" you giddily jump up and down as you make your way to the taxi.

it takes you to the hotel, where jay carries your bags to your room on the fourth floor, the window offering a breathtaking view of the honolulu skyline. you could see the waves crashing on the sand of the beach, and the hawaii store-goers doing shopping in the slowly setting sun

the two of you decide on going out for dinner to a fancy restaurant, putting on formal clothing.

you wear a low cut spaghetti strap dress, all made of black, silky material. it looks beautiful on you, and you take a a moment to admire yourself in the bathroom mirror.

jay walks in, doing his tie, and you stare blankly at him. hes in a plain white shirt and black slacks, a normal combo, but for some reason, the hawaii air does something to him. he looks so incredibly handsome, you almost forget to breathe.

he has a very similar reaction to you, his stare making your cheeks heat up.

"youre glowing, baby" he grips your waist and sways in place. "so beautiful... gorgeous"

he leans down to kiss your lips, taking your breath away. youve kissed him more times than it was humanley possible to keep track of, but every time felt like the first. passionate and loving, but also sexy. very sexy

you find the restaurant and sit at a small table, ordering a food that you couldnt really pronounce the name of, and a wine that probably cost more than your dress, but you didnt care.

you honestly couldnt focus.

you planned on telling jay tonight, but you were dreading his reaction.

of course he wanted a kid, but what if now wasnt the right time? what if he wasnt ready? what if he stressed too much?

you decide to just bite the bullet and tell him. you suck in a breath of air and let it out with a "jay, theres something i have to tell you"

"whats up baby?" shit, he looks worried now.

"uhh...." you bite your lip and twirl your fingers around. "im... im pregnant, jay" you whisper

"youre kidding" he says, a smirk growing on his face "theres no way! i mean, we didnt..." his train of thought trails off as he realizes

"i am. im sorry if you arent ready-"

he cuts you off. "not ready? baby ive wanted a kid for months now! this is the best thing to ever happen to me!" he grabs your hands and smiles as wide as he is physically able to. "why do you think my pull out game has been trash lately?"

you laugh and let a relieved sigh leave your lungs. "i did wonder..." you said, teasing him more"

"im going to be the best dad ever. both to the baby, and you." he leans over the table and places a kiss on your cheek. "you dont have to worry about anything, im gonna take care of you."

"i know you will"

-----<3------

a.n- thanks for reading!! lol this one was js sitting in my brain last night so sorry its short XD if you liked it, please reblog and leave ideas/comments! ty <3

masterlist you may also like: pink bows and legos- p.js

[maxdibert]

Sometimes I think the whole concept of being a Muggle-born and having to go to a magical school where your parents can’t enter is something that could only happen in a country like Britain. Because honestly, I can’t help but imagine the typical Spanish mother getting the letter and then having someone come over to tell her,

"No, no, ma’am, look, your child is going to a boarding school in France (Beauxbatons, according to Rowling)."

And right there, that’s the first STOP—

"HOW DO YOU MEAN, FRANCE? WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY CHILD IS GOING TO FRANCE? ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?"

And immediately, she’s calling her husband—

"PACO, GET OVER HERE, THEY’RE TRYING TO TAKE THE KID TO FRANCE."

And the husband’s like—

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN, FRANCE? YOU’RE TELLING ME MY KID’S GOING TO BE WITH THE FRENCHIES? ARE YOU DRUNK?"

And the poor wizard assigned by the Spanish Ministry of Magic (or whatever the hell they have in Spain) is just standing there awkwardly like—

"Uhh, well, you see, it’s the rules…"

And the mom—

"THE RULES? I’LL SHOW YOU RULES. MY KID ISN’T GOING ANYWHERE, END OF DISCUSSION!"

And then they proceed to tell them that, of course, since they’re Muggles, they can’t visit their child at the school, and that’s when the mother loses it—

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN I CAN’T SEE MY CHILD? WHO SAYS I CAN’T SEE MY CHILD?"

"The magical laws, ma’am."

"I DIDN’T VOTE FOR ANY DAMN MAGICAL LAW! IF YOU DON’T LET ME SEE MY CHILD, I’LL BURN THAT SCHOOL TO THE GROUND! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? I’LL KICK YOUR ASSES SO HARD YOU’LL REGRET EVER BEING BORN—YOU HEAR ME? I’LL KILL YOU!"

And the husband, nervously—

"Mari, please calm down."

And the mom—

"I AM CALM, PACO, I AM EXTREMELY CALM, DO I LOOK NOT CALM TO YOU? AM I NOT CALM, PACO?"

And the husband, sweating—

"No, no, Mari, you’re calm, I didn’t say anything."

"OH, GOOD, BECAUSE I THOUGHT I HEARD YOU SAY I WASN’T CALM. NOBODY IS TAKING MY CHILD ANYWHERE! YOU GO TELL YOUR MINISTER OR WHATEVER THAT NO ONE IS TAKING MY CHILD! NOT HAPPENING! MY KID, FRENCH? AND ON TOP OF THAT, KIDNAPPED? YOU ALL SHOULD BE BURNT AT THE STAKE LIKE THE INQUISITION USED TO DO!"

Because you know, that's the spanish rage and no one has more of that than a spanish mother lol.

[france-the-third]

They fell in love with @kidnaps-you, and both Naps (kidNAPS-you) and France swear that Naps isn't a kidnapper but I know better

Naps isn't a kidnapper!!

Sure

They aren't!

Greetings, fellow gimmicks.

I don't have a name, you may refer to me as you like. Or don't refer to me at all.

They/it pronouns please.

Ooc: Some tags to get this going:

@whataburger-possibly-official @mothco002 @shakespeare-official-account @thee-silly-0ne @theetherealraphael @marbledew @walking-at-nighttime-is-the-life

(Im so sorry if these tags are bothering you- if you want i can remove you, just tell me)

Mod uses xey/they/it

[ahalliance]

PUT THE FEAR OF FRENCH (and BBH) INTO HIM 💪💪🇫🇷🇫🇷 (transcript below)

[Video Transcript:

Jack: Stay away from fucken’— I’m just getting a lot of ‘stay away from’s. Badboyhalo, fucken— Etoiles

Tubbo: Yeah, stay away from Etoiles. Definitely stay away from Kenny.

Jack: I— I don’t even know who Kenny is!

Tubbo: Uhh, I don’t know, he’s one of— one of Etoiles’ mates

Jack: Oh my god (sighs)

Tubbo: If you give yourself a Skeppy skin maybe you can get the psychological warfare advantage

Jack: This is a good strat, this is a good strat, I’m working—

Tubbo: It’s literally all psychological warfare

Jack: —I’m working on a Skeppy, I’m working on a Skeppy skin as we speak

Tubbo: Yeah. Basically all of the French streamers are kind of— crazy good

Jack: Someone should— right, I’ve got an idea Tubbo, but it might be illegal

Tubbo: What?

Jack: We need to cut off the grid in France

Tubbo: (laughs) Noooo!

Jack: It’s the only way

Tubbo: Noooo, leave Etoiles alone! Leave him alone!

Jack: If we go to France and we— what we’re gonna do, I need a shovel and a dream

Tubbo: Leave him alone!

Jack: Oh, and a plane ticket to France, and what I’m gonna do is go, and I’m gonna go, ‘Yes!’, I’m gonna have a high-vis jacket, and I’m gonna go, ‘Yes, I’m a maintenance worker!’ And then I’m gonna start digging and (drrrt noise) oops! Shovel through the fibre optic cable!

Tubbo: Leave Etoiles alone, leave him alone!

Tubbo: Well Etoiles shouldn’t be a threat to me then

Tubbo: Leave him alone!

Tubbo: He would still find a way and probably get the train to the UK

Jack: My guys will be there to apprehend him

Tubbo: Your guys? Oh, from Manifold Legal

Jack: You know of my guys

Tubbo: You mean Manifold Legal, right?

Jack: Oh yeah, they be there and they go, ‘Mmm, is this legal?’

end Video Transcript.]

[budbuddnbuddy]

5 weird things that you’ve eaten in the Devildom.

A/n: i thought about what foods MC might’ve eaten in the Devildom since I don’t really see it on here going into depth for any other reason than smut. (no hate to those who do, I enjoy it too)

Warnings this post includes: Freaky demon food, demon body parts , MC pulls a William Buckland ( look up what he did to a king of France), spiders with muscles, just a bunch of dumb weird shit, Mc also wears a suit, in Diavolos section, nothing super romantic happens but you can think of it as both,

5# Devil Spider Crab Sushi Roll

When Leviathan heard that you liked sushi he immediately got all giddy and excited. He was the first one out of all his brothers to try it and the first one to introduce it to the rest of them.

“Really? Leviathan being the one to introduce people to new things?” You smiled as he blushed and looked away from you, the idea of it was so rare that you couldn’t help but be an asshole about it.

“Hey! I’m a shut in not a gatekeeper! Now are you gonna try it or not?!” He practically shoved the wooden chopsticks into your chest and you took a minute to glance down at the odd looking sushi that was still trapped in it’s container.

It was wrapped in the same way regular sushi would be wrapped. Rice,seaweed, more rice. It was just the main ingredient that made you hesitant.

3 gigantic spiders legs poking out through the middle of all 7 pieces of sushi.

If Levi hadn’t told you that those were spider legs you probably would’ve thought they were crab legs that’s how red they were,but that was just the meat of the Devil Spider Crab, the fact that they were big enough to muscle and bone in their legs made you want to almost throw up.

Using your chopsticks you pluck one of the sticky pieces of sushi out of the container and raise it to your face. Sniff sniff. “Doesn’t smell like anything weird…” That’s always a good sign right? You almost place the sushi in your mouth until-

“WAIT!!!”

You tilted your head as Levi set down small bowl of bubbling hot blue sauce. Sniff Sniff. It had a strong sweet smell, but you don’t remember seeing anything similar to this in the store where you guys bought the sushi in…

“uhh….this kind of Sushi can be kinda dry….s-s-so I made some dipping sauce for you!!! I didn’t even have to alter it because all the ingredients are totally human friendly!” You couldn’t help but smile at Leviathan’s thoughtful. He really went out of his way to make sure everything could be enjoyed safely huh?

Taking up your chopsticks with the piece of sushi in its clutches you dunk it in the still bubbling sweet blue sauce, blow on it in an attempt to cool it off, before giving up and just shoving the entire thing in your mouth.

Crunch!

Leviathan watches it all with intensity, watching as you crunch of the legs of the spider, shoving the legs that poke out into your mouth before swallowing it all.

“S-so….what do you think?”

Placing a finger to your chin and staring at the floor with a hardened gaze while attempting to put the flavors together.

“Hmm…..tastes like honey barbecue chicken.”

Not really the reaction he was looking for but hey, at least you liked the sauce!

4# Hellfire Zombie Body Ramen LIMITED EDITION FLAVOR

“Holly shit! MC! Come check this out!” It was about two in the morning. You and Mammon were at a gas station a few blocks down from the HOL. It was an obviously a bad idea to be out so late on a school night but honestly when did you ever go through with your refusals to Mammon anyway?

You shuffle over to where Mammon was excitedly pointing at, a flavor of his favorite brand of ramen came into view, one that you never seen before…

“Is that a new flavor? I’ve never seen that in the grocery store we go to…” You squint your eyes at the green packaging. ‘Hellfire Zombie Body Ramen: LIMITED EDITION!!! SPICE: XXXX’ There was even a picture of a Zombie on the front.

“Thought they stopped sellin’ these but the gas station has been loaded wit em all this time! Ain’t that right Belial?”

The Demon cashier slowly blinked as you glanced down at his name tag, sure enough it said “Belial.”

“…yes.” Man if there was one thing that the Devildom and the human world had in common it would probably be their retail workers hate for their jobs.

After about twenty ish minutes, the two of you snuck your way into the kitchen to prepare for your midnight snack. Once it was finished, you had a styrofoam cup filled with the ramen that you had recently bought.

“Tada! Enjoy!” You take a look at the ramen for the first time. The noodles were a dark bloody red to represent intestines, a few specks of brain and some teeth were scattered around in the broth, finally when you poked the noodles around to inspect some more you saw a big yellow eyeball hidden in the noodles, something that you promptly handed over to Mammon’s cup.

“Hmm…” After some poking prodding, you finally take your fork and twist it around some of the noodles. Raising the steaming red strings of intestines to your nose to give it a sniff. Sniff sniff….ugh gross and smells slightly….burnt?

Whatever, you thought while deciding to just bite the bullet and take a chomp full of the zombie ramen…before spitting it back into the cup again.

COUGH COUGH HACK! “Oi! D-don’t go dying on me!” Mammon practically teleports to your side and rubs your back as you cough up a storm.

Cough! “…It’s-“ hack! cough! “burnt AND sour!” Pushing away the cup, you grab the glass of water Mammon offers to you with a guilty, shameful look in his face.

“…I might’ve been on my phone for a little too long while those were in the microwave….heh” HE PUT THEM BOTH IN AT THE SAME TIME? “a-and it was super rotten flesh flavor! S-so the sour part ain’t my fault!”

Mammon then grabs his cup and takes a fork full before taking a big bite out of his own ramen….before spitting it back into the cup as well…

“Eugh…that DOES taste like ass…”

3# SUPER CUTE KITTY MEW MEW PUDDING

You and Satan stared down in awe at the plate that was set in front of you by your waitress.

“Your ‘Super Cute Kitty Mew Mew Pudding’ with extra ‘Cute Kitty Kitty Mew Mew sugar drizzle’….Lord Satan and….human master.” The waitress then grumbled about putting in her two week notice as more cats started surrounding your table.

“…It’s perfect”

“Marvelous….”

“A grace to this realm…”

“How could something ever be this glorious…?”

The two of you are, of course, talking about the giant massive portion of wiggling cat shaped pudding. It had everything on the head of a cat, two giantic ears, 8 whiskers, a big triangle nose and two adorable big eyes-

“Mew!”

and it was alive.

The two of you spent hours cooing and gushing over the Kitty pudding. Feeding it mapple syrup and sugar packs while one of the chefs goes on a tirade about how he’s ’Sick of his job.’ and ‘refuses to make another damn cat pudding for grown ass people.’ Oh yeah that’s right, about a good 70% of the people surrounding you had their own cute cat pudding and were happily munching away at it.

But not you and Satan no no no.

…Well, at least not yet. You had to get attached first!

So about 30 minutes before closing, you can Satan scooped up a massive ear of the kitty pudding and tap the ends of your spoons together.

Click!

“Cheers to cat cafes?” He smiled as you smiled warmly right back at him, glad that you approved of his new use of human lingo.

“To cat cafes!”

The pudding itself wasnt particularly all that special, but it wasn’t about the taste it was about the effect. Once you chewed the pudding into little bits the kitty just multiplied into even more tiny kitties, now your mouth was filled with meowing tiny kittens!

“This is heaven…”

“Indeed”

2# RAD CAFETERIA FOOD.

Quietly standing on the lunch line you watch as the goblin women in front of you, green skin, red lipstick, with a cigarette in her mouth, scoop up a large amount of dark purple slop and raise it up towards you slightly.

“Move ova ya tray.” She says bluntly in a deep raspy voice probably due to all the smoking she’s done. You do as you are told, shakily holding out your tray as she plopped the mush of dark purple slop right down in the biggest section of your tray.

“T-thank you ma’am…” Her face lights up for a second after you give your gratitude, before she slams down another big portion of purple bullshit on your tray again…mostly likely a reaction from your manners. Seems like the staff here aren’t exactly used to that…

You take a seat next to Beelzebub after paying for your food, by the looks of it he was on his 7th tray, staring intensely at it.

Munch Munch Chew “You gonna-“ gulp “finish that?” Guess the uncertainty on your face was too obvious.

“The lunch lady on line 9 gave me extra…I’m not sure if i should eat it but I don’t wanna be rude…” You continue to stare at your plate while looking back at the goblin lady who was still serving a very long line of hungry RAD students.

“You mean Ms.Pruin?” Beel questions as he slides over his next plate. “She’s the best cook in RAD, her food is really good. You should give it a try.”

You look over at the goblin lady, now Ms.Pruin, once again, still working tirelessly serving hungry students but every now and then glancing over at your direction with a hopeful look in her eye.

Well…if Beel says it’s the best, it’s gotta at least be somewhat okay, right. With that you take your spoon and scoop up a portion of the purple slop and stick it right into your mouth.

Munch munch munch

You brace yourself for a wave of overwhelming foreign flavors, something nasty, something that would numb your tongue right out your mouth, something-

Huh?

“Wait…there’s no flavor!” You stared at your spoon in confusion before taking some more bites out of the slop. Nothing.

“Really? Let me see.” Beel takes your spoon from you and pops a large portion into his mouth, munching on it carefully before swallowing it all down before putting a finger to his chin…then his face lights up.

“The original recipe has an ingredient that’s deadly to humans, angels, and even some demons. She must have taken it out and given you a modified version of the dish.”

You smiled wildly to yourself before gobbling up the rest of your tasteless lunch with glee and from that day, you made sure to always get your lunch from Line 9.

1# Demon Heart.

You sat from across Diavolo at the table outside in the large gazebo in the middle of the pond. Glistening clear water so still surrounds the two of you. Schools of fish circling around you constantly, the trees droop down and sway with the wind, flowers of all different colors are scattered all around the two of you. Just the two of you.

You unconditionally straightened your tie as Diavolo stares at you, elbows set down right on the edge of the edge, resting his chin on the back of his hands, staring. Deeply and lovingly.

“I cannot express enough to you enough how happy I am that you accepted my invitation.” You sigh, glad that he was the one to break the tense silence.

“No problem Lord Diavolo, I mean I don’t think anyone would turn down the opportunity to come to a place like this. It’s gorgeous.” You look around some more, taking in all the details as you were sure that you wouldn’t be coming back here anytime soon.

“I’m sure after that long day at RAD as well as that car ride, that you must be starving yes?” You nodded, Diavolo has asked you not to eat lunch after you agreed to his invite.

“I’m glad. I have a surprise for you.” As soon as he said that, Barbatos as well as some other staff members of the Demon Kings Castle, two hidden dishes are set in front of you both. His is revealed while yours stays in front of you. Some fancy looking meat and strange looking vegetables on the side, drizzled over the meat was bright blue sauce.

“The food looks amazing.” It looked like something you’d see in a five Michelin star restaurant, the fact that he got to eat things like that every single day whenever he wanted was a concept that you were still struggling to comprehend, even after all the time you’ve known him.

“Yours is something much grander. I promise.” With those words, he moves over your plates and take your hands into his own. Looking at you with full sincerity.

“MC…by now you know of my dream for all three realms, peace, equality, and prosperity for all.” You watch as frowns in shame after he spoke.

“However…give our past with eating humans in various ways, myself included,I feel as if that it would be right to set things even. An eye for an eye.”

You squint at him, what was he saying? Did he mean what you really think he means? There’s….there’s no way he actually….

Before you could even form another thought the your dinner plate was revealed, and you could stop your head from looking down.

“…huh?”

A big, brownish, reddish, demon heart laid in the middle of your plate, right in front of you, cleaned and prepared for your consumption.

He was literally letting you eat his heart to atone for his past.

“You don’t have to eat it, I would never force you to do something. However do know that I have more where that came from, I’m sure it’ll grow back eventually.” While you only really heard bits and pieces of that due to the fact that you were still in shock, you got the message.

“….MC?” Finally you relaxed your shoulders and calmed down, before a smile came on your face as you looked at Diavolo.

“I’ve eaten many strange things before in this world. But I’ve never eaten the heart of a future demon king before.”

And before he could get another world in, you sliced up the heart and gobbled it all up, bite by bite by bite. It tasted like human world meat….which kind, you weren’t exactly sure,more like all of them at once but you were sure about one thing.

“How does it taste?”

You grin widely.

“Tastes like home.”

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il Bacio- Francesco Hayez (but make it Narilamb) (Painting redraw)

Original + me Infodumping about my limited knoledge of the og bcs i love it under the cut :3

OK SO I personally LOVE this specific painting SO much because of the hidden messages present in it !! I'm getting my info from the guide that told me about it like a year ago when i went to the museum it resides at :3

Basically this whole piece, This whole painting is supposed to communicate the alliance between france and italy back when spain was a leading force on italian territory with the green of the hat (and if u squint the cape) , the red pants and the white of the dress standing for italy, whilst the blue and white (and the red of the pants still) supposedly represents france and the Kiss is just supposed to be their alliance and as you can see the uhh guy is about to walk off up the stairs, indicating an aura of rush, indicating the italian resistance having to run from the spanish rulers, indicated by the shadow in the left corner

Btw if anyone desides to redraw this with their own Cotl Otp or smth you should totally tag me :3

Also with this im payin tribute to Ludo's italian heritage (and the fact that I myself am italian :3)

[rav34n]

Drarry first date in France:

Harry: uhh.. Are you sure this is safe?..

Draco: Yes, don't worry.

Harry: nervous and scared about all the people manifesting