#uh does marco have a last name idk

[starapture]

[nyaheum]

My Annual Eurovision List - 2023

Completely based on music videos until we actually see some staging. Don’t come at me.

37. POLAND

Solo – Blanka

LMAO fuck TVP. Jann would have been my winner.

36. LITHUANIA

Stay (ČIŪTO TŪTO) – Monika Linkytė

Bleh. I know some people really like this song, but...bleh. There’s nothing here that sticks with me. The song was over and I forgot what it sounded like. I don’t know, I’m used to more from Lithuania.

35. IRELAND

We Are One – Wild Youth

This is the point where I feel like too many bands are hurting this year. They would have been fine any other year, but comparing them to the other bands this year, they’re quite weak. I also expect them so sing “We are Young” every single time...what is fun. up to anyway? (hiatus, apparently.)

34. AZERBAIJAN

Tell Me More – TuralTuranX

Uh...it’s a song. Their name reminds me of Duran Duran. Remembering the name of Duran Duran was the main thing I did while listening to this song. I abolutely HATE spoken word, oh my god. And apart from that, this sounds like one of those songs from an average to slightly bad romcom. Not even the ending song, but the one from the middle, the part where the producers knew that they wanted to convey the passage of time so they simply chose to do a montage.

33. ALBANIA

DUJE – Albina dhe Familja Kelmendi

The guy singing in between is absolutely taking me out. Definitely would’ve liked this more if the chorus hit harder, like this it’s just...kind of sad? But not the good kind, the melodramatic kind (which I can appreciate, to a certain extent, but not to THIS extent.)

32. CYPRUS

Break A Broken Heart – Andrew Lambrou

Did you know that Andrew actually wanted to participate for Australia in 2022? Yeah. I googled this while listening to the song because it has nothing that pulls me in. It’s fine, don’t get me wrong, he has a great voice, but...eh.

31. GREECE

What They Say – Victor Vernicos

Why is he a child. I like the chorus, kind of, but that’s pretty much it. Very meh.

30. LATVIA

Aijā – Sudden Lights

Another song that really takes its time to build up to nothing noteworthy, which is a shame, because in its basics, I quite enjoy it. It’s just a little...frustrating when the chorus comes and goes and nothing in me has changed? Idk lmao.

29. SWITZERLAND

Watergun – Remo Forrer

This is my grandma’s favourite song this year, yay? For some reason I keep reading his name as Ferrero Rocher. The letters barely match, I think it’s just because this is Switzerland. (yes, ferrero is italian, idk.) Oh, the song? It’s fine. It’s not his fault he’s not Gjon.

28. ICELAND

Power – Diljá

It’s fine. Feels very generic, but doesn’t hit hard enough to justify it. Specifically considering it’s Iceland sending it.

27. ARMENIA

Future Lover – Brunette

Surprisingly good in theory, but in the end I only actually like the middle part. The beginning is well sung but a little too slow for me, and I don’t really enjoy the end in general? I’m very unsure with this.

26. NETHERLANDS

Burning Daylight – Mia Nicolai & Dion Cooper

I don’t find any joy anymore either, dude. We’re so in synch, damn. Why does the first chorus do that thing where it teases a nice build up for half a second just to drop immediately? And then the second one doesn’t even properly redeem it. Ruined the whole song for me, genuinely. Not that I liked it a lot before, ehem.

25. DENMARK

Breaking My Heart – Reiley

I listened to this and kept thinking that it sounds like a song I already know, but...turns out it was just this song the whole time. Apparently someone at my local radio station really likes it. I don’t, really, I feel like I might be too old for this type of music. Talking about this...you’re telling me Reiley is OLDER than me? What the hell.

24. ITALY

Due Vite – Marco Mengoni

Second year in a row where Italy doesn’t really do it for me, damn. At least it’s a lot better than whatever was going on last year with Brividi. I still liked Supereroi a lot more and think it should have won. Meh.

23. SAN MARINO

Like an animal – Piqued Jacks

Certainly a song. All I could think about while watching this is one Youtube comment simply saying “He is a little hot” because...they’re not wrong? The song itself just doesn’t hit – but I have the fleeting suspicion that this might be fixed by having the sound mixing done by literally anyone that ISN’T San Marino. I don’t even dislike it or anything.

22. ESTONIA

Bridges – ALIKA

I know that everybody loves this, okay? It’s good enough. Perfectly good ballad. It’s not her fault I dislike most ballads. I do like the last minute though, it picks up a lot, I enjoy that.

21. AUSTRALIA

Promise – Voyager

I love how Australia is really going through the classic Eurovision evolution. My right ear also likes the song. I watched the music video, and I think the left one just didn’t get invited or something. It’s actually REALLY off-putting.

20. SLOVENIA

Carpe Diem – Joker Out

Please don’t come for me, but why does everyone love this SO much? Like, I like it a bit too, but not as much as everyone else seems to? I genuinely feel like I’m missing something here.

19. BELGIUM

Because Of You – Gustaph

This is so groovy, I don’t know why everybody hates it. (I mean, I DO know, but apart from that...it’s not that bad.) It’s not the best thing I’ve ever heard, and the aspect ratio of the official music video freaks me out, but it’s very camp – which is a good thing, obviously this is Eurovision after all!

18. UNITED KINGDOM

I Wrote A Song – Mae Muller

I had no expectations for the UK, mainly because I missed all of the teasing they did, so I’m completely fine with this...it just feels like a lot of songs this year sound similar to this? Maybe I’m going insane. But it’s nice to listen to. I wouldn’t turn the radio off if it came on.

17. GEORGIA

Echo – Iru

Imagine how much more this could have slapped if it was in Georgian. Just imagine. It’s fine like this too, and I’m sure it will be elevated by the staging, but...just imagine, honestly.

16. ROMANIA

D.G.T – Theodor Andrei

Okay, let’s ignore the performance for a bit, and just judge the song. I quite like it, actually. His voice is nice, it’s absolutely something different, and I always give a native language bonus.

15. MALTA

Dance (Our Own Party) – The Busker

The revamp did good things for this song. I like a good saxophone, and I feel like this is quite underrated in the community. It’s fun(ky), I think they will be great live, and the music video is definitely worth a watch while you’re at it.

14. SPAIN

Eaea – Blanca Paloma

I feel like I shouldn’t talk about this song without my lawyer. It’s growing on me, very slowly, but there’s still only select parts of the song that I really like, while the rest is just something I have to go through to reach them. Like the salad you get when you order a steak with fries. (I also just liked Agoney a lot more.)

13. PORTUGAL

Ai Coração – Mimicat

After a song I absolutely couldn’t stand last year, Portugal absolutely delivers again. Feels very authentic to Portugal, I really like her voice, it’s quite fast-paced, I really enjoy it.

12. SWEDEN

Tattoo – Loreen

It’s a song. I don’t know, I don’t care about it, it’s good, sure, but it’s absolutely not a winner for me. Also, the pre-chorus sounds so much like another song I know, but I cannot figure out which one and it’s driving me insane. (I have to admit though, rhyming pain and rain IS true lyrical genius, and whoever wrote that part should win an award.) I like the studio version more than the live version by the way. Yes, even with the performance. Don’t ask me why.

11. MOLDOVA

Soarele si Luna – Pasha Parfeni

I love that as long as we have Moldova, Eurovision will never be boring. This is genuinely nice, too, and fills the void Fulenn left in my heart last year perfectly.

10. FRANCE

Evidemment – La Zarra

C’est très...French. Obviously. Good French, but French nonetheless. Groovy, though. I can appreciate that it’s not really a chanson chanson.

9. UKRAINE

Heart Of Steel – TVORCHI

It’s completely fine. Quite good, even, but I just don’t think that it lives up to the songs Ukraine sent the past decade or so...which is understandable, not only because of their situation, but because the song sent by the winning country never really is. I still really appreciate it for it’s modern tone and the bass. (still preffered fiinka though sorry)

8. CROATIA

Mama ŠČ! - LET 3

This is my absolute guilty pleasure this year. I even rather like it musically, I quite enjoy it away from all the chaos. Of course, the chaos is the main reason I like it. What would Eurovision be without these songs, seriously? BRRRR, TRAKTOR.

7. ISRAEL

Unicorn – Noa Kirel

I know people don’t like this because it sounds like three songs mashed together, but I quite like it. Why? Probably because I listen to K-Pop, I’m used to the mashed-together-sound, and I quite like it. Apart from that I enjoy the song, of course, although I’m purposefully ignoring the lyrics.

6. SERBIA

Samo mi se spava – Luke Black

I listen to music like this quite a lot, so I obviously enjoy it...I’m just very afraid that it won’t really land at Eurovision, not with the juries and not with the televote. But I’ll be optimistic and delude myself into thinking that there’s no way it won’t at least make it out of the SF. (And I would absolutely believe it if it was in Semi 2 instead of Semi 1.)

5. NORWAY

Queen of Kings – Alessandra

She, Queen of the Hype! For good reason though, this is GREAT. Very Eurovision, very European in general, I love good party music.

4. CZECH REPUBLIC

My sister’s crown – Vesna

PLEASE PLEASE LET THEM BE GOOD LIVE. I can’t take another Austria 2022. This is SO good. I love it musically, I love the mix of languages, I might have a small crush on their rapper, please let them be good live. Please. I beg you. (I have a bad feeling, though. Especially the chorus just seems very hard to replicate life. I’ve seen the NF, I know.)

3. GERMANY

Blood & Glitter – Lord Of The Lost

I’m still so...in awe that we’re actually sending something good this year? Like, how did this happen? Who did we sacrifice for this? (Answer: Electric Callboy.) This kind of music just feels very German, even if they’re singing in English. My only critique is that I want him to growl more, but if their Eurovision stage is anything like their winners performance at the NF, I’m not worried.

2. AUSTRIA

Who The Hell Is Edgar? - Teya & Salena

No, seriously, who is Edgar? I only know Teya & Salena. This is such a bop – WITH a message, damn. Easily moved into my Top 5 immediately after it came out. Probably my most listened to song this last week. It’s REALLY addicting. What the hell, Österreich? Not both of us going through change right now, aww.

1. FINLAND

Cha Cha Cha – Käärijä

This song came out, I heard it once, and decided it’s my winner this year. Only Gladiator could have possibly challenged it, but we know how that went, so this is my undisputed first place. Please, juries and televote, do not rob our small king.

[leifkncries]

MAMMON'S HUMAN AU 3

i completed this a while before, but i was hesitant to post it since it didn't have much. (if anyone wants to write their own version of this, you're free to do so! just add some credit hehe)

finally, motivation- *it gets snatched*

also i tried to make levi more smug in this chapter? idk why

also marco/mammon's love language is definitely giving/receiving gifts you cannot tell me anything other than that

also should i joke about how i removed most of the drama and actually good plot from the game to just create some 'them being brothers' moments L M F A O

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Marco yelped as his younger brother glided across the hallway, into his room. 'Man, what the fuck is goin' on?!' Marco mentally sobbed in his mind, widened blue eyes showing panic and uneasiness. "I just wanna talk about anime, you know?" Leviathan had a smile on his face. 'I.. somehow don't believe that.' He thought, a drip of sweat falling from his forehead.

It wasn't like it was hot, it was just anime logic.

"Why do ya wanna talk to someone about anime, eh?" Marco asked, troubled. "Uh, I'm an otaku, duh." Levi rolled his eyes and scoffed, and finally they reached the room. "I have the coolest room here, so you better be fawning over the room! You should be proud that I would let a human in here! The only reason you're here is because you aren't a normie!" Levi rambled, huffing his chest in pride.

"Eh? Understood, I guess." Marco shook his own hand, furrowing his brows at the tight grip of the purple haired demon. "Well," Levi held a smug look. "You better appreciate it. It's been too long since you've been here, after all." His gaze softened, and He muttered the last part to make sure Marco didn't hear it.

Leviathan slammed-opened the door, revealing the bright lights. He grinned brightly, it did look good for his brother! "I'm gonna tell you the lore of every anime!" Levi exclaimed, excited. "Uhhhhh." Marco felt like He was about to die. His eyes darted across the room, observing the furniture placed in the room.

"Is that a goldfish?" Marco asked, looking at the happily swimming creature in the fishbowl. "That's Henry 2.0! He's named after my favourite protagonist! He's from TSL or The Tale Of The Seven Lords!" Leviathan gushed, starry eyed. '2.0? What the hell happened to the first one?' Marco shivered, the possibilities endless. (most of them are associated with murder)

"Oh right, TSL!" Levi's eyes widened, and blush coated his cheeks (passion for TSL). "Do you know TSL?" He inquired. "No, I was close to reading it, though." Marco answered truthfully. "You've been wasting your time… Oh well, I'll tell you all about it, consider it an honor! TSL is about.." Leviathan began his storytelling. Marco scrunched his nose. This'll be a long day.

-

||timeskip to the next damn day||

-

Two students were currently whispering and talking to each other. "Hey, dude. Look at him, He's the human everyone's been talking about. Doesn't He kind of look like Lord Mammon?" A pursed their lips, staring at Marco. "Oh Diavolo, He really does. If we eat him, will we get punished?" B joked, a sly smirk on his face.

Marco froze. 'Demons n humans.. Demons kill humans.. Fuck!' Sweat dripped down from his forehead as He took a run for it. 'I forgot about the relationship between humans and demons cause they weren't acting hostile to me! I searched up on Demon Chrome about Mammon. He… didn't have the best reputation.' He narrowed his eyes, scoffing. 'Wonder why it makes me sour..' He sighed.

"Hey, you there." A light voice interrupted his train of thought. "That's right, I'm talking to you, the human with that frightened, tormented look on your face that demons love sooo much." He curtly smiled. 'Damn, who hurt 'em? Whatever, this guy looks like a medicine dealer.' Marco insulted in his thoughts.

i give up on trying to do the actual storyline. fuck it, i'm gonna do things the non sensible way

"Do you want demons to come and eat you? Take it easy, won't you?" The white haired man chuckled. "I'm guessing you're the human 'Marco', hm? Your DDD fell out and I have it." His lips curled into a smile. 'I didn't feel my DDD fall out. Are you sure you ain't a mercury dealer or a thief?' Marco huffed. "Thanks or whatever, yeah I'm Marco." The other white haired man replied.

(mercury is a reference to mercury drug, a store in my area)

"Anyways, who're you and how d'ya know my name? Am I famous or somethin?" Marco joked a bit, but still held his ground. The other white haired man's lips parted, but He recovered his sly smile pretty quickly. "Don't you know? Anyone could be a celebrity at RAD if they're a human exchange student. You have Leviathan as your guardian, and people say that you have already gained the favour of all the Demon Lords. Seeing as you look like him, I guess I believe it now." He chuckled lightly, amused.

"Oh, right. Here's your phone." The man pursed his lips and gave Marco his phone. "I'm Solomon, 'also' a human." Solomon introduced himself politely, waving his hand. 'Wait… heh?!' Marco's jaw dropped, stilling. "Oh? Did I not seem to be a human like you? Well, that's a little offensive." Solomon sighed, a dismissive expression on his face.

"Whatever, most people don't believe I'm a human as well. I've secured a pact with… a certain amount of demons." Solomon's smile wavered as He whispered that last part. The bell suddenly rang, indicating that you should probably head over to class. "Oh, it seems our meeting was cut short." Solomon perked up at the sound.

"Well, I wish you the best, Mammon Morningstar." He smirked, leaving Marco alone, confused. "Weird ass mother fucker.." Marco shivered. 'Whateva', I need to go to class.' He tutted and sighed, but started to walk to class. If He's honest, Marco felt as if He never went to actual human school. He has vague memories, but it's as if He.. just wasn't that person.

It's like this body was possessed by another soul, before it was handed over to him.

Like magic, twirling around his brain trying its best to take over the conscious state of mind, trying to make him believe He was crazy for thinking that way.

But well, magic can't overpower a demon lord.

The spell didn't work, but there were still bits of magic that managed to come in and succeed with little parts of his brain.

It was…. unnecessarily weird. And confusing.

"Ah.. Marco?" A ravenette interrupted the short monologue. "Eh?" Marco perked up, looking at the black haired demon. "Ah it's…. me, Lucifer." He pursed his lips as He stared at the white haired man. "I see, you were talking with Solomon?" His gaze hardened. A shiver went up Marco's spine. Jeez, the devildom is terrifying.

"You.. shouldn't talk with him. He may seem harmless at first, but He has a ring that's imbued with magic. He has secured a pact with many demons. He's dangerous. Don't interact with him. I'm sure that Lord Diavolo would think it's pleasant that you survived the first day, I suppose." Lucifer coughed and looked away, narrowing his eyes.

'He reminds me of a tsundere…' Marco grimaced, but scoffed as He registered what the demon said. "The only reason I survived was 'cause Levi wouldn't let me escape his damned room. He even brought dinner up to his room! He nearly forced me t'a sleep in his room as well!" He let a groan escape his mouth. It was tiring.

Lucifer glanced at Marco, and a sigh was let out of his throat. "Leviathan.. That idiot." A tic mark appeared on his forehead. "I apologize for his behavior. He's.. excited, that's all." He narrowed his eyes as He uttered that sentence. He was clearly annoyed.

"Eh?" He blinked in surprise. 'Wasn't He the Avatar of Pride? He shouldn't be givin' up his pride like this..' He raised a brow. "Uh.. sure, all's good I guess." He sweatdropped, walking away from the demon lord. "Ah..!" Lucifer's eyes widened, as if noticing something. "Hm?" Marco hummed. "N-nevermind, Get to class." Lucifer commanded.

"Aye aye." He mimicked a pirate and walked away, confused with what the fuck was going on here.

Lucifer sighed, reaching into his pocket and pulling out a black credit card. "I wonder… Would He like it?" He asked himself, before putting it back into his pocket. He should go head over to Lord Diavolo, there were some reports He had to deliver to him.

'Would He really like it? It seems like his Greed has been wiped from him. In fact, it seems as if his virtue (charity) has come back. But I can't judge immediately, as we've just met each other once again. Wait, why am I even thinking that this human is Mammon? The chances of him being here would be.. nearly impossible. Unless someone is pulling the strings, It couldn't happen.' Lucifer thought in his mind.

How troubling. Does this idiot not know that Lord Diavolo and Barbatos have planned this ever since the beginning? After Mammon got transmigrated into a shut-in called Marco… Oh wait, I can't just spoil what happened. Go read the old planning for the Mammon Human AU (on tumblr. this is here because i posted this on ao3 as well) if you wanna theorize.

goes into hibernation

[assim-eu-sou]

Bia 2:7-8

2:7

- Yet another red herring in the sabotage case

- Chiara moved on from Pietro fast lol

- All the better though

- :( Manuel looking like a kicked puppy

- Daisy’s timing was not so good

- Thiago loves the prospect of Luxie

- What in the WORLD could Alex’s angle for contacting Manuel be

- Not BeUseless

- Now Mara can’t be jealous now… come on

- Ew

- Ah, this is his angle

- Carmín/Jandino friendship <3

- Ah, look at Bia being the bigger person

- Alex could have some chill

- But we know he won’t

- Antonio: Are you good?

- Victor: What do you think?

- Lmaoooo at least Alex AND Victor are not having it with Antonio rn

- Marcos and his modes

- Awwww Daisy is giving Chiara the dancing lessons

- Space cadet Chiara… I love her

- LMFAO Manuel most definitely does not believe Alex

- Indy is so confused

- ANA I feel like I haven’t seen her in ages

- Ana’s not Ana without “¿Y Victor?”

- U h no tengo ganas de mirar esto

- Bia <3 lovely drawing

- Eye-

- ALEX

- WHAT A DIRTY DIRTY MOVE

- I can’t believe this….

- Whew the vistazos from the next ep are scaring meeeeee

2:8

- Bia knows this can’t be right

- No, there IS an explanation and it’s not that

- Phew Soledad was making sure that Thiago did not see that message

- Luan is the golden retriever of Bia

- How about we WAIT for Manuel to say what happened before we jump to conclusions

- See, look at Alice with some sense

- Look at Thiago, charting his plays

- Lol I’m sure Soledad is like… why didn’t I just ask.

- Idk why she doesn’t find more private places to talk

- There’s the perceptive Pietro

- And his partner perceptive Luan

- Pietro really does have competition.

- LUAN ISN’T IN MY RANKING I guess I will make a new one at the end of S2

- Whew Bia didn’t even give him a CHANCE I know she’s hurt but still…

- :( what a wreck

- Daisy’s looking like the house from UP with all those balloons in her hair

- Aw yay, it looks like Daisy trusts Carmín now

- I forgot Delfi is here

- She really had a glow-up

- Soft Carmín <3

- Eek not Pixie showing everyone the Manuel video

- OH SHOOT that last part was in the video too..

- Look at how smart Carmín is. She knows this was Alex’s doing.

- Girlie, you can take off your sunglasses inside

- I love how much Celeste hates Alex

- Lmaoooo “What if he just changes his last name” I love you Chiara

- Can’t imagine what Victor’s gonna think when he sees the video

- Oh good, he heard it from Manuel first

- Lmaooo Pietro is about to jump out of his skin

- Wooooah who is this character that Victor is talking to

- Mi Bia triste…. no me gusta verla así

- Dang her little imaginary world got dark QUICK

- She loves him so much :’)

- Jjadkjsksja did she just say “Thank you, next!”

- Uh oh… Manuel fighting back

- NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[tiffersthenerdyficrecs]

Tiffersthenerdy’s Top Fanfiction Recommendations

These are my most recommended fics. They are sorted by ship and some of them you may have seen recommended already but there are a few I have yet to post into their own category. If you have any fic recs that you would like to see on my blog, let me know!!!

***VICTUURI***

"Be My Sex Coach, Victor!" by lucycamui

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov, Katsuki Yuuri & Victor Nikiforov Characters: Katsuki Yuuri, Victor Nikiforov, Phichit Chulanont, Christophe Giacometti Additional Tags: Romance, Humor, Comedy, alternative universe, Fluff, Social Media, Explicit Sexual Content, pornstar!Victor, Mutual Pining, Masturbation, Porn Watching, Multiple Sex Positions, Oral Sex, Anal Fingering, 69 (Sex Position), Intercrural Sex, Skater!Yuuri, Phone Sex, Webcam/Video Chat Sex, Rimming Summary:Yuuri Katsuki has always been his own worst critic, and a series of unfortunate short-lived relationships has him convinced that he flubs things more in the bedroom than out on the ice. So, of course it would turn out that the ridiculously charming Russian he's matched with online is a pornstar. But perhaps, a 'professional opinion' is exactly what Yuuri needs..

Videogames and cops Or How to seduce the cop of your life by Tomoyo1990

Rating: Not Rated Archive Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: Gen, M/M Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov, Katsuki Yuuri & Victor Nikiforov, Phichit Chulanont & Katsuki Yuuri, Jean-Jacques Leroy/Isabella Yang Characters: Phichit Chulanont, Katsuki Yuuri, Victor Nikiforov, Isabella Yang, Original Characters, Yuri Plisetsky, Mila Babicheva, Yakov Feltsman, Georgi Popovich Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Detective Victor Nikiforov, game developer yuuri katsuki, best friend and partner phichit chulanont, someone is threatening, they get help, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, A little angst, a lot of teasing, Comedy, Romance, happy ending planned, Some mistery, some tension, Threats, Death Threats, Tension, Sexual Tension, Pining, Drama & Romance, Fluff, Fluff and Angst, Fluff and Humor Summary: Yuuri is a game developer who's been steadily threatened. Viktor is the best detective in the department and he is bored. Together, they will have to prevent Yuuri´s hater from actually carrying out his threats. If they like each other along the way, that's just a bonus.

Four Weddings & A Divorce Lawyer by lucycamui

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Relationships: Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov, Jean-Jacques Leroy/Isabella Yang, Christophe Giacometti/Christophe Giacometti's Boyfriend Characters: Katsuki Yuuri, Victor Nikiforov, Christophe Giacometti, Phichit Chulanont, Jean-Jacques Leroy, Isabella Yang, Ji Guang-Hong, Mila Babicheva, Yuri Plisetsky, Celestino Cialdini, Leo de la Iglesia, Sara Crispino Additional Tags: Romance, Humor, Comedy, alternative universe, Fluff, slight angst, a classic romantic comedy with a twist, not a four weddings au, but all titles will be romcom parodies Summary: Living in the big city, Victor is a successful divorce lawyer and Yuuri runs a custom wedding cake shop. Their worlds and world views collide when they meet at an engagement party, but any time a cynic and a dreamer fall in love a few cakes are bound to get smashed along the way.

***OTAYURI***

Home by Phayte

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Relationship: Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky Characters: Otabek Altin, Yuri Plisetsky Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Rich Otabek Altin, Aged-Up Yuri Plisetsky, Homeless Yuri Plisetsky, Boys Kissing, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Sexy Time, Angst, Happy Ending Summary: “So um… how did I…?” “I brought you up here. You were slumped next to a dumpster. I couldn’t leave you there knowing a blizzard is coming through.” “A blizzard.” He never really got to watch any news unless he got a few dollars that would buy him a cup of coffee and hours in a diner where they would leave on the television. “Where are we?” he muttered around the food in his mouth. “How about introductions first. I am Otabek, what is your name?” He paused. He was not so sure how to answer the question, as simple as it seemed. No one had asked him his name in years. His brow furrowed as he dug through his memories, chewing thoughtfully on a carrot. He would tell it to himself every night along with other important information so he would not forget, but it was sometimes hard to remember things like that after a while. “Yuri.” Or --- Yuri is homeless... passing out next to a dumpster... the billionaire Otabek Altin saves him from a blizzard coming in... Or does Yuri save Otabek?

Namaste With Me by Kenda1L

Rating: Mature Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Yuri!!! on Ice (Anime) Relationships: Otabek Altin/Yuri Plisetsky, Katsuki Yuuri/Victor Nikiforov Characters: Yuri Plisetsky, Otabek Altin, Katsuki Yuuri, Victor Nikiforov, Original Female Character(s), Original Child Character(s) Additional Tags: otayuri big bang 2018, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Yoga, wow that's an actual tag that's cool, Yoga, Yoga Teacher Yuri, Pole Dancing, Pole Dancing Instructor Yuuri, Aerial Arts, Yuri is very flexible, Otabek is...not, Otabek Still Skates, Aged-Up Character(s), Aged-Up Yuri Plisetsky, Aged-Up Otabek Altin, Original Character(s), Original Female Character(s) - Freeform, Yoga Mommies are scary, Fluff, Fluff and Humor, Overuse of Tropes, Unadulterated Self Indulgent Garbage and Not Ashamed, Social Media, Twister - Freeform, don't ask just read, Sexual Situations, Disaster Gay Otabek, Disaster Gay Yuri Plisetsky, I'm Sorry, Character's Name Spelled as Viktor, these tags are a mess Summary: Otabek might hate ballet, but his coach is convinced that he needs to increase his flexibility somehow if he plans to win the Grand Prix this season. When she signs him up for yoga at a studio with a reputation of working with athletes, he reluctantly agrees to give it a try. There, he meets his new instructor Yuri Plisetsky, a former competitive skater Otabek had low-key obsessed over until he disappeared from the skating world on the eve of his Seniors debut. Suddenly, yoga isn’t looking half bad. *** Yuri bursts through the front door, vaults the reception desk, and hides behind the safety of Katsuki’s legs. Katsuki tilts his head and looks down at him, perplexed. “Uh, hi?" “Shh!” Yuri hisses. “Don’t look at me, I’m not here!” Katsuki opens his mouth but Yuri cuts him off. “Otabek Altin, the Otabek Altin, is outside!" Katsuki frowns. “I know,” he says. “His coach called last week and asked if I could work with him.” Yuri stares at him, betrayed. “And you didn’t tell me?” he growls, gesturing emphatically. He squeezes his forgotten coffee too hard and the lid pops off, slopping coffee all over him. Katsuki skips backward a step and shakes a few stray drops off his foot.

“Really, Yura?”

***ERERI***

The Bartender by JaegerBombs

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Relationships: Levi/Eren Yeager, Marco Bott & Jean Kirstein, Armin Arlert & Jean Kirstein Characters: Eren Yeager, Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), Armin Arlert, Jean Kirstein, Marco Bott, Mikasa Ackerman, Petra Ral, Hange Zoë, Erwin Smith, Connie Springer, Sasha Blouse, Ymir (Shingeki no Kyojin), Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss, Pretty Much Everyone at Some Point Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Bar/Pub, Alternate Universe - College/University, idk just young adult kind of stuff, Character Death, Past Drug Use, Past Relationship(s), Past Abuse, mild violence Summary: Eren is a 21 year old student who just finished his junior year of college. He finds himself in need of a new job once his summer break begins and is taken under the wing of a popular flair bartender, Levi. He finds himself enjoying his new job more than he probably should, but his time with Levi leaves him contemplating the choices ,he's been making and even has him questioning how well he knows himself.

Say 'Ah' by tainted_ashes

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Category: M/M Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan Relationship: Levi/Eren Yeager Characters: Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), Eren Yeager, Erwin Smith, Grisha Yeager, Hange Zoë, Mike Zacharias, Petra Ral, Oluo Bozado, Eld Jinn, Gunther Schultz, Armin Arlert, Mikasa Ackerman Additional Tags: doctor!eren, Violence, Eren Is a Little Shit, Underground Doctors, Levi Is Terrible With Feelings, One Look and He's Done For, Assassins & Hitmen, Special Operation Scouts, Humor, There's Violence Though, Guns, Government Agencies, Secret agent!Levi, Levi's Got it Bad, Eren Knows What he's Doing, Bad Flirting, Bad Puns, Eventual Smut, Kidnapping, Stuff happens, because feelings, POV First Person, POV Levi (Shingeki no Kyojin), Levi Wants That Yeager Booty, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Not really slow burn, Eren's Pretty Clumsy Summary: "I'm going to have to take your pants off," Eren comments idly as he examines my ankle, his head tilting in delicate concentration. "You should at least buy me a drink first, no?" I ask, my lips etching with a small smirk as his face turns all sorts of reds and pinks. Even with my unfocused eyes, there was no mistaking that blush. Shit, did I say that out loud?

***NISHIHINA***

Mochas & Whipped Cream by fayfi13

Rating: General Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Haikyuu!! Relationship: Hinata Shouyou/Nishinoya Yuu Characters: Hinata Shouyou, Nishinoya Yuu Additional Tags: Fluff, coffee shop AU Summary: hinata is a blushy mess and noya works at a coffee shop and it's basically just fluff anyway yeah

Nesting Dolls by Tiffersthenerdy

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: M/M Fandom: Haikyuu!! Relationship: Hinata Shouyou/Nishinoya Yuu Characters: Hinata Shouyou, Nishinoya Yuu, Hinata Natsu, Hinata Shouyou's Mother, Nishinoya Yuu's Mother, Nishinoya Yuu's Father Additional Tags: Nishinoya's Family is Mentioned, Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Omega Verse, Omega Hinata Shouyou, Omega Nishinoya Yuu, Nesting, Cuddling & Snuggling, Naked Cuddling, Anal Fingering, Rimming, Anal Sex, Anal, Kissing, Scenting, Switching, Fluff, Smut, Fluff and Smut, A/B/O Summary: Hinata and Nishinoya spend a heat week together to help each other through.

Vaguely Psychic by ideallyqualia

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: Haikyuu!! Relationship: Hinata Shouyou/Nishinoya Yuu Characters: Hinata Shouyou, Nishinoya Yuu, Karasuno Volleyball Club Additional Tags: Fluff, Pre-Relationship, Getting Together, Canon Universe Summary: Nishinoya thinks maybe he has a superpower, kind of. It's a bit weird, though, it won't leave him alone, and Tanaka can't help but make fun of him for it.

***DEKUBOWL***

DJ Deku by Tiffersthenerdy

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M, Multi Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationships: Midoriya Izuku & Everyone, Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku, Kirishima Eijirou/Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Bakugou Katsuki/Kirishima Eijirou/Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko/Yagi Toshinori | All Might Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Iida Tenya, Uraraka Ochako, Bakugou Katsuki, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Kirishima Eijirou, Utsushimi Camie, Todoroki Shouto, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Midoriya Inko, Eri (My Hero Academia), Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Toogata Mirio, Amajiki Tamaki, Yoarashi Inasa, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Todoroki Fuyumi, Gran Torino (My Hero Academia) Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - No Quirks (My Hero Academia), Alternate Universe - College/University, DJ Deku, Everyone Loves Midoriya Izuku, Magic The Gathering - Freeform, First Dates, Dekubowl, Heartbreak, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, mild violence, Light Angst, Masturbation, Porn Watching, Kissing, Boys Kissing, Todoroki Shouto is a dick, Alternate Universe - Tattoo Parlor, Alternate Universe - Coffee Shops & Cafés, First Kiss, Nerdiness, Slow Build, Midoriya Izuku is Bad at Feelings, Oblivious Midoriya Izuku, Kirishima Eijirou is a Sweetheart, Bakugou Katsuki is Bad at Feelings, Partying, Underage Drinking, Eventual Happy Ending, Smut, First Time Blow Jobs, Blow Jobs, Anal Fingering, Anal Sex, Mutual Masturbation, Object Insertion, Character Growth, dadmight, Threesome - M/M/M Summary: Work hard, play hard. Plus Ultra. Midoriya Izuku is a barista and Honors Student during the week and a tattoo apprentice and DJ on the weekends. He has a lot to learn about himself and college is the perfect time to do it. He'll go on dates, have heartbreaks, learn about life, flourish in a social circle of nerds, get in a fight, and remix his music and his style.

***TODODEKU***

Everyone Except You by CakeyDill

Rating: Mature Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M, M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationships: Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Todoroki Shouto/Yaoyorozu Momo Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shouto, Uraraka Ochako, Yaoyorozu Momo, Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Ashido Mina, Asui Tsuyu, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Class 1-B (My Hero Academia), League of Villains (My Hero Academia), Awase Yousetsu Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - College/University, College Student Midoriya Izuku, Age Difference, Fireman Todoroki Shoto, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - No Quirks (My Hero Academia), Slow Burn, Strangers to Lovers, platonic bakudeku, Platonic Relationships, Messy situations, Like our boys are always getting into trouble, Don't worry, they're safe in my hands, Not Beta Read, mostly - Freeform, I mean some chaps are but mostly it's just me, Not Canon Compliant, Midoriya Izuku Swears, BAMF Midoriya Izuku Summary: AU where Izuku is a college pre-med student and Todoroki is a fireman and EMT. After meeting during Izuku's attempts to save the life of his professor after a cardiac arrest, these two can't seem to stop meeting each other. Izuku needs help coping with his role in the events and Todoroki is all too happy to be of assistance. Can these two men find something special? Are they destined to remain friends, regardless of how much the author throws them together?

Not All Guardian Angels Have Feathers by CrzA

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: F/M, M/M Relationships: Midoriya Izuku & Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Izuku/Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Inko/Yagi Toshinori | All Might Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Todoroki Shouto, Midoriya Inko, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor, Toga Himiko, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Bakugou Katsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Uraraka Ochako Additional Tags: Pre-Relationship, Alternate Universe - Demons, Demons, Demonic Possession, Exorcisms, Demon Summoning, Demon/Human Relationships, Growing Up, Friendship, Developing Friendships, Developing Relationship, Slow Build, Feelings Realization, Feelings, Warm and Fuzzy Feelings, Fluff, Angst, Fluff and Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Hurt, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Todoroki Enji | Endeavor's Bad Parenting, Demon Rankings, Demon Hierarchy, Blood, Serious Injuries, Death, Character Death, Demon Deals, Contracts, Master/Servant, Master & Servant, Runes, Demon Powers, Magic, Getting to Know Each Other, Panic Attacks, Anxiety, Implied kiribaku, Other Additional Tags to Be Added Summary: A powerful demon shackled by his rank, his will held hostage by his father's rule. A young child raised by exorcists, curiosity and smarts unmatched by anyone his age. Certainly, it can only be a match made in Hell, one that will either destroy them or bind them together by more than just fate.

***MIRIDEKU***

Game Changer by airie (miriouu)

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Underage Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationships: Midoriya Izuku/Toogata Mirio, Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Toogata Mirio, Ashido Mina, Bakugou Katsuki Additional Tags: Teenage Dorks, Deku's a Bit Oblivious, Fluff, Humor, Manipulative Mirio, Praise Kink, Coming Untouched, Mildly Dubious Consent, Coming In Pants, Virgin!Deku, Natural Slutzuku, Crying During Sex, Porn Watching, Dom/sub Undertones, Dry Humping, make that dom/sub OVERTONES, Spanking, ass worship, The BKDK is one sided..... kind of, Kacchan and Deku have a Complicated relationship, Pining, It only get's messier, Punishment, Oral Sex, Finger Sucking Summary: Izuku goes to Mirio for boy advice and gets a lot more than he bargained for. In between navigating a new and confusing mentor-ship with Mirio, he's left trying to figure out how to deal with the sudden attention Katsuki seems bent on giving him. But then again, it's not like Mirio's giving him much time to think at all.

***KIRIDEKU***

Paper Airplanes by PeppermintLeo

Rating: General Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationship: Kirishima Eijirou/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Kirishima Eijirou, Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Inko Additional Tags: Fluff and Angst, Friendship, Childhood Friends, Childhood, Growing Up, Romance, Slow Burn, Alternate Universe - No Quirks (My Hero Academia), Depression, Panic Attacks, Anxiety, Sick Midoriya Izuku, Alternate Universe, Touch-Starved Summary: Izuku is severely sick, has been all his life. He’d been under house arrest for most of his life, his mother too worried and nervous to let him leave least he gets super sick. One day, young Izuku watches a commercial and gets an idea. He writes a note, folds it into a paper airplane, and throws it out his bedroom window and over the six foot fence into the neighbor’s yard. He never expects a reply from a young boy his age named ‘Eijiro Kirishima’; and has no idea he’s just connected with the best person in his life.

The Youtuber and The Hero by Sarcastic_Metaphor

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationships: Kirishima Eijirou/Midoriya Izuku, Midoriya Izuku & Shinsou Hitoshi, Bakugou Katsuki & Kirishima Eijirou Characters: Midoriya Izuku, Kirishima Eijirou, Shinsou Hitoshi, Bakugou Katsuki, Iida Tenya, Uraraka Ochako, Original Female Character(s), spoiler alert the oc is a doggy, Todoroki Shouto, Toogata Mirio, Yaoyorozu Momo, Jirou Kyouka Additional Tags: Youtuber AU, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Izuku is a famous Youtuber, With lots of insecurities, Pro Hero Kirishima Eijirou, Pro Hero Bakugou Katuski, Hero Shinsou Hitoshi, everyone's a hero but deku, Quirkless Midoriya Izuku, Anxious Midoriya Izuku, this started as a Jenna Marbles AU, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Fluff and Angst, there aren't enough fics for kirideku so i guess I gotta start writing some myself, Slow Burn, Suicidal Thoughts, self-indulgent TO THE MAX Summary: Midoriya "Deku" Izuku is a popular youtuber struggling with a variety of issues. He's got a platform and theme he feels like is slipping from his control, a lot of personal regret accumulated over his life, and for someone who's supposed to run a hero analysis channel, he has a history with them that he'd rather forget. Meanwhile, Kirishima Eijirou is a famous pro hero who can only hope that someone as incredible as Midoriya Izuku will give him a chance.

***ERASERMIGHT***

Please by LevySutcliffe

Rating: Mature Archive Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death Category: M/M Fandoms: EraserMight - Fandom, 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationship: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yagi Toshinori | All Might Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Sakamata Kuugo | Gang Orca, Uraraka Ochako, Sensei | All For One, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki, Tsukauchi Naomasa, Shuuzenji Chiyo | Recovery Girl, Shigaraki Tomura | Shimura Tenko, Gran Torino (My Hero Academia), Todoroki Enji | Endeavor Additional Tags: Alternate Universe, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, barista aizawa, Mob Boss Yagi, Cute, Flirting, Rescue Missions, Handcuffs, Kissingeventual erasermighthospital staysAngstKinky ToshiTicklish Aizawa, Spanking, Light Bondage, Rimming, Anal Fingering, handjobs Summary: Everything went wrong. Absolutely anything that could go wrong, did. Now Shouta Aizawa had to deal with the fact that all of the people he ever cared about, were dead. But when a handsome stranger offers assistance and a second chance, Shouta has to choose just how far, his revenge game goes and what he is willing to sacrifice to achieve it.

***ERASERMIC***

i wish you liked boys by shiieri

Rating: General Audiences Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationships: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead/Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead & Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic Characters: Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Yamada Hizashi | Present Mic, Snipe (My Hero Academia), Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Ishiyama Ken | Cementoss Additional Tags: Fluff, Inspired by Music, Song Lyrics, Young Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, High School, Aizawa plays guitar Summary: With the final chord, he stood defeated. His feelings would be left on this stage. The last words hung in the air with a finality that scared Shouta. Giving up on Yamada felt impossible, but he knew he had no chance.

***BakuDeku***

Not Another Glass Slipper by Crandberrycrush and paigetaylor

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationship: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Uraraka Ochako, Bakugou Mitsuki, Kirishima Eijirou, Yagi Toshinori | All Might Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - Sugar Daddy, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Cinderella Elements, Top Midoriya Izuku, Bottom Bakugou Katsuki, Age Difference, Height Differences, Family Drama, Angst and Hurt/Comfort, Explicit Sexual Content, Addiction, Family Member Death, Romance, this is not a slow burn Summary: Katsuki’s life was no fucking fairy tale. He wasn’t some damsel in distress, and he did not need some fucking knight in shining armor to save him. So what the hell was Prince Charming doing showing up at midnight and begging for his help?

Album Title in Progress by bkdkink

Rating: Explicit Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku, BakuDeku - Relationship, DekuBaku - Relationship Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Kayama Nemuri | Midnight, Kirishima Eijirou, Sero Hanta, Kaminari Denki, Ashido Mina, Todoroki Shouto, Yoarashi Inasa, Jirou Kyouka, Shinsou Hitoshi Additional Tags: Aged-Up Character(s), Bakugou was in a boy band, quirkless au, Memes, Slow Burn, Music Business AU, Romantic Comedy, dadmight, Comedy, First Time, Soft Bakugou Katsuki, they're dumbasses karen, Sheltered Bakugou Katsuki?, he doesn't know what the Sex™ is, I mean he does but like-, Self Conscious Midoriya Izuku, Eventual Smut, SMUT IS HERE, Anal Sex, Anal Fingering, Hand Jobs, the music is more like a kink if that makes sense, Love at First Sight, well....hear?, Midoriya Izuku is a Little Shit, Midoriya Izuku is a Dork &-, -Bakugou Katuski also as well too, Some pining, Some angst, Sexual Tension, Mostly Bakugou Katsuki POV, Some Midoriya POV, bakusquad was a boy band, as kids Summary: "I mean, technically, sure. Anyone able to sing can sing. But am I good at it?" Deku left the pen alone so he could gesture as though he was weighing two different invisible objects. "...Yeah, I'm okay." Now that got a chuckle out of Katsuki. "I wouldn't call that just 'okay'." -- OR; Izuku's singing makes Katsuki realize sex is Real™ and uses those feelings to make a bomb-ass(lol get it? cuz his quirk is...) album while also helping a self-doubting Izuku realize how fire his mixtape is.

oak tree by crunchrapsupreme

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationship: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Ashido Mina, Kirishima Eijirou, Kaminari Denki Additional Tags: Bottom Bakugou Katsuki, Top Midoriya Izuku, Smut, Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot, Choking, Rough Sex, Dirty Talk, Alcohol, Alternate Universe - College/University, college party, midoriya has big hands and bakugou has a tiny waist, Light Dom/sub, Light Bondage, Recreational Drug Use, Riding Summary: Bakugou's words die in his throat as he glances into the archway of the living room to see a small crowd of people surrounding a guy with unruly green hair. His back is towards him, so Bakugou can’t see his face, but Bakugou's eyes widen as he sees the dude actually lift a girl up in the air over his head, then back down, and then up again - and it’s then Bakugou realizes the dude is legit bench pressing a fucking person. "Yeah, I'm gonna ride that," Bakugou says.

Bluebird by EtherealBeing

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationship: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku Additional Tags: Wrong number, Alternate Universe - Different First Meeting, Humor, (Me thinking I'm way funnier than I actually am), Fluff and Smut, Mild angst maybe, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Poetry Nerd!Izuku, now with an epilogue, Finally Summary: Dialing a wrong number was no unusual occurrence. Everyone did it once in a while, and Katsuki was well aware of that fact. However, possessing this knowledge made it no less aggravating for him to discover — a full two minutes into his rant about his day — that he’d been venting his frustrations to a complete stranger. As if that wasn't enough, said stranger was also inexplicably determined to hear his story to its end.

Quiet Rapture by lalazee

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: M/M, F/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationship: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Alpha Bakugou Katsuki, Omega Midoriya Izuku, Slow Burn, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Mating Bond, Love at First Sight, Quirkless Midoriya Izuku, Pining Bakugou Katsuki, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, Wooing, Canon-Typical Violence, Blood and Injury, Murder Mystery, Angst with a Happy Ending, Minor Character Death, Implied/Referenced Sexual Harassment, Dark Past, No mpreg, Implied/Referenced Sexual Assault, Past Relationship(s), Unhealthy Relationships, Recovery, Underage Drug Use, Panic Attacks, PTSD Summary: That ABO fic where cocky Alpha Bakugou falls in mate-love at first scent, while Midoriya is just a poor bookstore-owning Omega who got his nose punched in is a kid and can't smell a damn thing. Also known as: That time an Alpha had to use his actual personality to woo his mate instead of relying on his scent.

Caught Up by Mikacrispy

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: F/M, M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationships: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku, Ashido Mina/Kirishima Eijirou, Jirou Kyouka/Kaminari Denki Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia) Additional Tags: Age Difference, Aged-Up Character(s), Canon-Typical Violence, not slow burn, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Sassy Midoriya Izuku, BAMF Midoriya Izuku, Bakugou Katsuki Can't Catch a Break, Smut, Bakusquad (My Hero Academia), Pro Hero Midoriya Izuku, Pro Hero Bakugou Katsuki, Characters Are Pro Heroes (My Hero Academia) Summary: Midoriya Izuku returns home after living three years away from the country to become the best hero he can... But it is not just his fighting style that improved, the young man now is handsome, assertive and very straightforward. Bakugou Katsuki was not ready for it. (This work is sequel to my other fic Get On My Level, but it can be read on its own.)

Iridescent by dekubunny

Rating: Mature Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationship: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Class 1-A (My Hero Academia) Additional Tags: bakudeku, KatsuDeku, Canon verse, Feelings Realization, Mutual Pining, Slow Burn, Eventual Smut, Angst, Wingman Kirishima Eijirou, Wingman Kaminari Denki, Hurt/Comfort, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, Humor, Fluff, childhood characters brought back, mild main-plot development/additions, Happy Ending, new villains introduced, Language, Side Ships, some temporary one-sided kirideku, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, NSFW, Masturbation, Aged-Up Character(s), Supportive Class 1-A (My Hero Academia), Manga Spoilers, Wet Dream, Character Death In Dream Summary: After Katsuki learned Izuku’s secret about One For All, he said that things would be different from now on. The two of them learn how to stand on equal grounds and be proper rivals, and that gradually leads them to evolve into something more – or, rather, they start to realize what was there all along. Because what’s left after all the bitterness and misunderstandings are gone? Affection. By the time they reach their third year, they can’t go a day without seeing each other. Eventually, they start pining over one another. Katsuki secretly works through his insecurities in order to accept his feelings for his childhood friend, but it goes haywire once he realizes that he doesn’t know how to apologize for the wrongs he has done. (Setting: 3rd year, canon verse, ages 18+)

Izuku's Home for Wayward Pets by glamour_weeb

Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Category: M/M Fandom: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia Relationship: Bakugou Katsuki/Midoriya Izuku Characters: Bakugou Katsuki, Midoriya Izuku, Yagi Toshinori | All Might, Aizawa Shouta | Eraserhead, Iida Tenya, Uraraka Ochako, Shinsou Hitoshi, Kirishima Eijirou, Ashido Mina, Todoroki Shouto, Yoarashi Inasa Additional Tags: Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics, Mating Cycles/In Heat, Alpha Bakugou Katsuki, Alternate Universe - No Powers, Bakugou Katsuki Swears A Lot, Knotting, Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder - PTSD, animal/human hybrids, Angst with a Happy Ending, Past Abuse, Alternate Universe - Dystopia, Breeding Kink, Praise Kink, Hurt/Comfort, Possessive Behavior, Mutual Pining Summary: Izuku works at the Bureau of Companion Protection as a rehabilitator for abused and abandoned Companions, animal-human hybrids. He’s seen his fair share of cruelty cases and even fostered a few Companions, but he’s never had a Companion of his own, until now. After rescuing Katsuki from a life in an illegal, underground Companion fighting ring, Izuku must take in the wolfdog that no one else can handle. Eventually, Katsuki comes to love his new home, as well as his new Master.

[whenimgoodandready]

✨The Realm of Magic!✨ the source of all magic in the universe! The home of The First Born made by Star (Battle for Mewni:“Toffee”), where she first visited and saw all those baby unicorns (“Deep Dive”), where she and Moon had mother/daughter quality time together (“Divide”/“Conquer”). It leads to various dimensions in the world through golden waterfalls going in the opposite direction and a cleansing from dark magic. It’s a utopia! Where all your troubles just wash away and you’re only left with pure happiness and joy! The downside is you forget everything and end up looking like an idiot. So let’s go there again! Yea!:

*Mama Star-So apparently, from what we learned in “Conquer”, there’s upward golden waterfalls that lead to different dimensions without the use of magic and one of ‘em is on Earth. Yes! Earth is a dimension! It has a society and history! Stars trying to signal her “unicorn daughter”, First Born, to come out, by throwing sh*t into the well, and take her and her friends back to Mewni and save it...................again. Since Star created First Born, she’s technically her “daughter” which means her unicorn babies are her “grandchildren!?” Stars a mom and a grandma! Finally, First Born comes out tells Star to stop throwing sh*t in the well and refuses to allow Star and her friends in. First time Star was there, First Born wanted her to stay (“Deep Dive”), second time Star was there, with her mom, First Born wanted them both gone and sent them home (“Conquer”). Hmmm, I wonder why?

Oskar lets Star borrow his car to send themselves into the well (God knows how they fit that in the well, magic?) and Star convinces First Born to lead them to the well that leads to Mewni while they stay safe and sound locked in the car. NO ZAPPING! Last time that happened, Star and her mom got seperated. They all have to be there together! Turns out, there’s no need to touch the magic in the realm to make yourself forget, it’s in the air! So Team Star gets high like Woodstock and crazy sh*t goes down. Tom freaks out that he has a third eye, Marco debates with himself on his feelings and says the magic words! (“I love you, Star!”) (squee). She totally heard that😏. Then they all freak out at seeing First Born and try to turn her into road kill, but she stops ‘em and says that they’re almost to the well to Mewni and-Wait! Where’d she go? Hello! First Born! You-hoo! Here horsey! Horsey! Horsey! HEY!

Hey look! A pool of black goo! That’s where she went! Wait a minute! Black goo!? Wasn’t that the black goo that was washed off when Moon was there? (“Divide”) or when Toffee corrupted the place!? (“Battle for Mewni:”Toffee”). I think it might be the former cuz it’s not as “goopy”. Look at me, I’m analyzing the goo in a magic realm over here! OOOOOOOOOH! No wonder First Born didn’t want Star back in the realm! She left behind that sh*t the last time she was there! Of course! Star’s just one brain cell short of functioning as a regular person!😅. Hey! Don’t judge me! Star admitted herself she’s stupid! So it’s okay! Doesn’t matter how much character development Star had done through, she’s just gonna continue leaving behind a bunch of sh*t. Anyway, Tom blows the roof and converings off the car and is now stuck in his firey demon form. Lol! Hey! What’s that thing in the black goo with First Born? Is that a shark? Wait! Where’d she go again!? Hello! First Born! Here girl! Weesnaw!

Oh well! Team Star (minus Tom) get out of their seatbelts and go out to have the time of their lives! Star and Marco make themselves a family with the unicorn babies, Janna plays with the corrupted unicorn babies and Tom just sits in his place still in his firey demon form. Yup! Just like the first time, and the one after, the amnesia induced suckers fall into its power and goof around looking like idiots. But happy idiots! Like-like uh, Bliss! Yeah! Bliss! That’s the word! It’s all good! Oh look! It’s First Born again! Hey you! Where’ve you been? Swimming? Hey who’s your friend? Your friend that big corrupted unicorn there! That’s-that’s charging right at you and everyone else? Wait, that’s bad isn’t it? FIRST BORN DO SOMETHING! *ZAP!* What happened!? Where’d everyone go!? Star! Marco! Janna! Tom! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS!

A few things about this episode. Marco thinks (what the fandom has long thought) that the first Mewman settlers were actually Humans! I mean, they’re not too different! And the name sounds poorly similar too! If Oskars car can fit through that well to the Realm of Magic then why not a boat full of pilgrims! Maybe it does work like magic!? Maybe the first Mewman settlers were Humans that got lost in the pilgrimage and ended up in Mewni!? Could explain why they don’t remember who they were and thought they were Mewmans from the amnesia inducing effects? (“Meteora’s Lesson”). And Humans can gain magical powers! Just look at Marco! (“Deep Dive”) However, we didn’t get to see any development from that cuz we had to keep the current plot rolling. So the black goo was still there from when Moon washed it off herself and it stayed there corrupting the baby unicorns! (hisses through grind teeth) That’s not good, but who was that corrupted big unicorn? I thought there was only First Born? Was that her husband? idk!? But he’s there! And he’s out to destroy! What was sweet about this ep was that Star and Marco had a beautiful and loving moment playing and being happy, even if they were under its amnesia inducing spell! Marco said a beautiful (drug-like) “I love you” to Star and now we just need to hear it from the other party (leans towards Star eagerly). They remembered each other! But they didn’t with Tom. Starco is strong! Yea! You see! No Blood Moon or Severing Stone is powerful enough to break this ship! And we saw them as a family too! A little something for the Starco shippers to let us see them as a wholesome bunch! Awwwwwww. The whole Meet Cute, fall in love and then start a family together in just 5mins! Like a pre-Starco endgame sequence. How nice ღ. We saw another soft side of Janna when she was girlishly in awe at the corrupted baby unicorns. Who could resist!? Tom just continued to sit there in his firey demon form cuz he just “forgot the off switch”. Lol!

[deathsmallcaps]

(This is for Animorphs, a classic YA/Kids SciFi book series. Check it out! Just letting y’all know so you don’t feel like wtf)

(Also we’re going to pretend pufferfish live near their beach, idk much about them)

(Also also I have not read these in a while so please excuse me if they seem a bit OOC or if the structure is weird)(I’ve never been high before so yeah)

Marco POV

We had been fighting every day, non-stop, for seemingly decades. In reality, it was less than two years at this point.

Oh yeah. Forgot to introduce myself. My name’s Marco. Just Marco. I can’t tell you my last name, or where I live, because then they’d know that I’m still alive. ‘They’ meaning the Yeerks, a bunch of slug aliens that take over your brain by crawling through your ear canal. They’re infiltrating Earth and it’s up to me and five other kids to stop them. With only the power to morph into animals. Crazy, right?

Jake, that large boy over there with the - yeah, you see him, he currently has a dorsal fin. Yeah. Well, he’s our fearless leader. He ordered for us to actually take a day off for once. I think this last mission really got to him or something, but he didn’t want to show it. So I acted like I was real shook up and he set up this day for all of us. We’ve been best friends since practically birth, so I can tell what’s going on with him. I’m glad I can, but boy does it make seeing him crack even harder to take in.

The blonde over there? With the bunched uo eyebrows? Yeah, that’s Rachel. Our Princess Xena. You want a wall out of the way? You call her. She’ll kick your butt for free any day.

That weird feathery fish thing? Making the screechy Snuflurp noise wirh the beak that’s stretching out? Yeah, that’s Tobias. He was once a human kid, but he got stuck as a bird, because he stayed in morph for over 2 hours. Then some weird blue alien wise guy gave him the power again, but his base body is still a red tailed hawk.

The even weirder thing? The blue one with stalk eye and mouths on the ends of his fee- no, flippers? Yeah, that’s Ax, short for a name nobody want to say more than once out loud. He’s the brother of the alien who gave us these powers, an Andalite. Real funny guy, but don’t let him into your kitchen - he’ll lick the flour out of the bag.

The mermaid over right next to the dolphin that used to be Jake, that’s Cassie. Animal lover extraordinaire, and the perfect morpher, an estreen. Can’t tell if she does it on purpose or not, but she always has the prettiest morphs and can do it really fast. I mean, one time, she had wings instead of hands, but the rest of her was human, so she looked like a freaking angel. It was amazing.

And then there’s me. I’m the funny guy, the wise cracker. I’m also pretty good at strategy, if I do say so myself.

Anyways, our day off consisted of turning into dolphins and letting the natural high of life make us feel better.

So we were sort of treading water in an area deep enough that it made me uncomfortable, trying to morph and not drown at the same time. We only had the bright idea to morph one at a time and help each other stay up after we were all done. But it didn’t matter anymore! We were dolphins now!

<<This is amazing!!!>> Rachel shouted, leaping out of the air and doing the weird skipping across the top of the water only with her tail fin thing. Cassie joined in. I tried to, but I fell back in. Whatever. It seemed girly anyway.

Ax called up to us from somewhere down deep. <<What is this creature?>>

I swam down to see. It was a spiky, sort of football shaped fish. <<Um, I think it’s a pufferfish?”>>

Cassie swam up beside us, Rachel in tow. <<Yup. Don’t touch it though, it’ll - >>

Jake, who was being chased by Tobias, crashed into the fish. <<Ow!>> it puffed out, seemingly squirted our sowmthing, and swam away, undignified and angry.

Meanwhile, my brain was starting to feel a little funny. I’m not sure how thought speak slurred, but I managed it. <<Uh, uh, guys? Duz ennyone feel weird to you?>>

Rachel giggled, which only added to my confusion. <<Yeah..........>>

Tobias and Jake, who had been closest to the pufferfish, were already at the top, just so tickled with themselves they were flipping over each other. Ax and Rachel started looking around for food - according to them there was literally nothing in their fridge, and I was exteremel confused about that until they stumbled and they explained she meant stomach. Oh well.

We stayed high for another hour, and then morphed our, and then back in, and then ‘accidentally’ (actually Ax found the fish again) got high again. It was a great afternoon.

Later when we got home, literally all of our parents gave us disapproving looks, even if we weren’t even high anymore (the morphing heals stuff, including the effects of drugs apparently.) I guess we all looked guilty or something.

But hey, we deserved a day off.

[libertydevitto]

ah!! @bobbyjean tagged me to do this 83 question long thing, thank you thank you

last…

1. Drink: iced tea

2. Phone call: my mom

3. Text message: I texted Now Radio to request a song lmao

4. Song you listened to: uhhhh idk. 

5. Time you cried: I don’t know it’s been a couple of weeks? Which is odd for me?

have you ever…

6. Dated somebody twice: nope

7. Kissed someone and regretted it: yep

8. Have been cheated on: not that I know of

9. Lost someone special: yeah...

10. Been depressed: I have bipolar disorder

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nooo

favorite colors…

12. To wear: what are we supposed to fill all three of these with our favourite colors. joey what did you do. i’m kidding you’re great. to wear? black (i know that’s a shade)

13. uh i like yellow

14. i like all the colors

In the last year have you…

15. Made new friends: yeah!

16. Fallen out of love: yeah

17. Laughed until you cried: yep

18. Found out somebody was talking about you: uh i think so

19. Met somebody who changed you: yeah :^)

20. Found out who your friends are: kind of? more like a constant confirmation that my closest friends are really good eggs

21. Kissed somebody on your Facebook list: no

General

22.  How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: uh, many. you know what, i have a really small amount of friends, i’m going to count them. 48.

23. Do you have any pets: five kitties

24. Do you want to change your name: uh yes

25. What did you do for your last birthday: god, I don’t remember, I can’t remember a goddamn thing. oh. i went to marco’s famous and had a mediocre cheese burger.

26. What time did you wake up: 6 am? and then i went back to sleep and woke up at a reasonable hour!!! 8ish!!!

27. What were you doing at midnight: doing some weird shit online probably

28. Name something you can’t wait for: SO MANY THINGS BUT CURRENTLY MAINLY FINDING OUT IF I GOT THIS JOB

29. When was the last time you saw your mom: i’m lookin’ at her right now, she’s chilling on the other couch

30. What are you listening to right now: a shitty episode of Criminal Minds

31. Have you ever talked to someone named Tom: yeah!

32. Something that gets on your nerves: people telling me i speak too softly

33. Most visited website: tumblr, definitely 

34. Hair color: dark brown

35. Long or short hair: currently long

36. Do you have a crush on somebody: yeah.......  :^)))))))))

37. What do you like about yourself: a lot of shit. my legs.

38. Piercings: none at the moment.

39. Blood type: I don’t know?

40. Nickname: uh Kat is one. Briefly I was Kato.

41. Relationship status: single

42. Zodiac: taurus

43. Pronouns: any of ‘em

44. Favorite tv shows: Gilmore Girls, Friends, uh, Fillmore, Whose Line? idk.

45. Tattoos: a J on my leg

46. Right or left handed: right

47. Surgery: none

48. Sports: ??? uh I’ve never played sports outside of gym class but I like basketball and hockey 

49. Vacation: these are the vaguest questions... they’re not even questions. my next vacation will be to Quebec, my last “vacation” was a day trip to Drumheller, and my last real vacation was to Toronto

50. Pair of trainers: what does this mean!!! “pair of sneakers” i don’t understand!!!

51. Eating: i’m full of chicken

52. Favorite drink: iced tea

53. What are you up to: working on this, doing some laundry, trying not to die

54. Waiting for: motivation (doooooooon’t forget your second wind, sooner or later you’ll feel that momentum kick in!) oh and also for billy to put out A NEW FUCKING ALBUM

55. Want: to kiss this one girl

56. Get married: eventually!

57. Career: filmmaker

58. Hugs or kisses: uh hugs i guess

59. Lips or eyes: lips

60. Shorter or taller: shorter

61. Older or younger: well older in general

62. Nice arms or stomach: both, but rock hard abs freak me out, so chubby is nice in my eyes. although i also like super muscular arms so?

63. Hook up or relationship: relationship

64. Troublemaker or hesitant: both

65. Kissed a stranger: not an actual stranger, someone i barely knew

66. Drank hard liquor: yep

67. Lost glasses/contact lenses: no, surprisingly enough

68. Turned someone down: uh i don’t think so?

69. Sex on the first date: i’ve gotten close

70. Broken someone’s heart: maybe?

71. Had your heart broken: yes

72. Been arrested: no

73. Cried when someone died: of course

74. Fallen for a friend: 98% of them, yes

Do you believe in…

75. Yourself: yeah!

76. Miracles: i probably should as a catholic who prays to saints but nah not really

77. Love at first sight: no

78. Santa Claus: no?

79. Kiss on the first date: yeah!

80. Angels: no

81. Current best friends names: uh??? Ian, Karli, Brownie, Andy, Eevy and I have a lot of close friends but these are my best friends ya know?

82. Eyecolor: hazel

83. Favorite movie: all of them, all the movies

i’m going to tag EVERYBODY because i can’t pick but especially @bugles-and-bagels and @yuk1zome

[atlasira]

hi i'm quite new to the lovelink/romance club games, which stories would u recommend pkaying first? is it anything similiar to choices/lovestruck?

hi!!! and yay! i’m glad you’re interested in the games!!

my response is under the cut bc i had a lot to say lol

okay so:

LOVELINK is probably the one that’s most different from Choices and Lovestruck.

it’s very similar to sites like tinder or etc. where it’s a texting and match based app. it focuses more heavily on romance, BUT the matches (the people you pair with that interest you) do have their own unique storylines.

fair warning tho: the gem options are insanely expensive. the highest i’ve seen for a gem choice in a conversation was like 320 gems, just for that one choice. regardless, the matches’ stories are interesting so i still recommend it, but warily lol. (also important to note that you are not the main character in the stories. your match is, you essentially are just their love interest who may get involved from time to time)

and also before i recommend you matches, another thing to know is that there’s a counterpart system. basically, each match has a counterpart/mirror, that has the exact same storyline, absolutely no changes in dialogue at all, except they just look different. it’s just so in case you find one match unattractive but are still interested in their story, you can just match with their counterpart and still be good.

there’s a trick tho bc if you match with someone and then realize you’d rather be with their counterpart, there is literally no going back. you can’t swap matches. so be careful with who you match with. fortunately the Lovelink subreddit got together and made a list of each match’s counterpart so we can know who’s the mirror of who.

some matches i recommend:

Austin Russo/Damien Jones (m)

Captain Muffin (a cat - just a fun cute storyline)

Vitoria Voznesensky/Sage Foster (f)

Hugo Hornsby/Marco Botazzi (m)(minor spoiler but in Marco’s profile picture, he’s the guy on the right and in Hugo’s pfp, he’s the guy on the left. im ONLY spoiling this super tiny thing bc i’ve seen several people that matched with them get upset bc they thought Hugo/Marco was the other guy and didn’t find their actual appearances attractive. i do tho! lol i love Hugo’s dimples)

Kayla Summers/Jasmin Medina (f)

Jamie Grant/Seth Evans (m)

Emmalyn Roberts/Angel Reed (f)

Keanu Hale/Blake Bailey (m)

ROMANCE CLUB out of the two is my preferred app. tbh it’s probably my favorite interactive games app overall.

it’s similar to Choices, even moreso than both Lovelink and Lovestruck are. you customize your mc, you’re the main character in each story, and unlike the different paths in Lovestruck, it’s also similar to Choices where your LIs are all part of one story, rather than each getting their own.

the diamond options are reasonable and what’s even greater is that, for the most part, they really are just for extra stuff!!! what i mean is, unlike some stories in Choices (cough endless summer cough) where you might need diamond choices to fully understand things, that’s absolutely NOT the case with RC. the free options make sure to never leave you in the dark. there’s several times where i’ve come across a plot point where my mc needed smthg explained and the diamond option was just if i wanted extra details and interesting art, but i was also given a free option that just went “sum it up for me/just tell me the important bits” and was still able to understand things just fine! and this absolutely applies to clothes too. it’s funny bc some of the free clothing options even look better than the diamond ones sometimes.

wait i can already tell i’m about to start rambling on how good RC is and i wanna stay somewhat neutral in this response lol. but just to quickly point out the pros and cons: RC is very plot focused. meaning, while the LIs are nice and good, for the most part, the writers put lots of emphasis on the storyline that’s going on, which is great bc it gets you really hooked into the books. a con tho is that their older/first stories are really uh..... hit or miss. the more recent ones are incredible, but the ones from way back when, when the app was first starting out are. well. let’s just say those tend to be my diamond mines lmao.

some personal favorite books i recommend are:

Rage of the Titans (modern day greek mythology story)

Shadows of Saintfour (supernatural horror)(and RC does horror really well, meaning the shit is actually genuinely scary, so like be prepared lol)

Love From Outer Space (sci fi, aliens come to earth)

Heaven’s Secret (afterlife angels & demons plot)

Dracula: A Love Story (dracula book thats... super fuckijg mysterious. there’s a lot going on but just know it’s supernatural/modern day/historical fiction with many other elements in there as well)**

Path of the Valkyrie (viking/norse mythology)****

On Thin Ice (ummm former ice skater/psychological... fiction? it’s hard to tell bc this is a VERY new story that RC just published but it’s really interesting so far)

Legend of the Willow (supernatural historical fiction)****

**** — for the books marked with this, i haven’t played them myself, but i’ve heard very good things. i specifically can’t play POTV bc i have *rachnophobia and one of the monsters freaks me out too bad. but if you can get through it then i really do recommend it.

** — D:ALS is amazing and is probably even my top favorite on RC. however, i personally think the LIs definitely have a hierarchy thing going on. it sometimes feels like the order of importance/focus for romance is the vampire character -> your human guy friend -> then your human wlw friend as dead last. and like, listen, i know Dracula’s name is in the title, so him getting the focus does make sense, but..... okay it’s kinda like a Liam in TRR situation (specifically not TRH that’s another can of worms). where the story and everything is happening because of Liam, so it feels like the story would make the most sense romancing him, but you can just ignore it and romance other people. it’s kinda like that. but don’t worry, unlike TRR there’s no default romance where youll have to like reject Dracula or anything. just that his romance is the most fleshed out.

and this is what i have to say about those apps!! i really do recommend them (especially Romance Club) and idk when you’re gonna start playing, but RC is having a Free Event right now that will expire in a day or so where every single diamond option in every single book is free! so that’s very cool and is a great chance for new players! regardless, i do recommend both apps and hope you have a fun time playing! :)

[elem-entals]

undercover irid, crown prince  seb, elems academy marco, librarian knowledge nads au

Brent and I had some really good ideas in this whole rp Pt. 1

Undercover irid but seb is also there undercover

Maybe irid is from some far off kingdom secretly

And helps/recruited the elems

And surprise she’s actually an agent from the Eastern Kingdom

And the lovable seemingly dumbass refugee who’s been putting his blacksmithing skills to use since the academy changed hands to dm

He looks at irid; and tells her to cut the act, the mission has been accomplished

Irid:

Irid; >:| dammit, sire

Irid: there’s still more to acc- Seb holds up a hand: it’s high time we stop the charade and make things clear

Seb: we all know how cozy you’ve gotten here, Fire elemental Iridona c; Irid: >:| 😳 your Majesty

Marco: what

Irid: Seb: Crown Prince Sebastian Warbourne at your service c;

Irid as one of the palace guards and a close friend of the prince

Irid muttering: >:| we had more to get done

Marco, later: sam what the fuck

Marco: she’s some sort of highly trained palace guard warrior chick

Marco: no wonder she picked up on training so fast, common girl with secret powers my butt

Seb, walking around a corner: that was her original origin

Seb: she really was a commoner who learned to fight rather quickly

Seb: and I’d watch how you talk about her, especially in front of me c;

Sam: 😗🍷

Sam: just your type marco

Seb: 👀

Seb: she hasnt dated much, but you are quite her type as well, Marco.

Sam: great, I love watching marco get his ass kicked

Seb: I do, as well 🍹

Marco: >:|

Sam: we ain't friends, guy

Marco: you get all fluttery whenever she’s near and you practically glow whenever she’s paying attention to you

Marco: me thinks she’s more than a bodyguard to you

Seb: Seb; 🍹

Seb: my interests are her happiness

Seb, picking lint off of his shirt: she is more than capable of being a mere palace guard

Sam: like a wife

Seb: if I can help her be more, find more of what could make her happy, live up to her potential, I will do nothing to stand in the way

Seb knocks back his drink

All of it

At once

Sam: impressive

Seb: no

Seb: its really not

Sam: I did like 3 at once one time during breeding season a few years back 😗

Seb:

Marco:

Marco: what

Sam: it was hard to position all three

Sam: without spilling it

Marco: OH drinks

Sam: I was already hammered so I dont think I would have noticed anyway

Sam: oh

Sam: yeah drinks

Marco: ...

Sam: and then maybe some very impressed ewes 😗🍷

Marco: what

Sam: anyway your kinglyness finish your ominous speech

Seb: 👀🍹no that was it

Sam: oh okay cool

Marco: will your guard terrier approve of another drink or does she need to test it

Sam: [takes a sip]

Seb: Seb punches Marco’s arm

Sam as a former party boy for this au I guess

Seb: maybe if its poisoned you should try it first 😒

Sam: oh damn I'll do it, I'd love to die

Seb:

Marco: 😕

Seb: yikes

Sam: jokes

Sam at some point to marco: y'know there's probably a few Samir jr.'s out there somewhere 🤔

Marco: wow

Sam: I know, weird to think about

Sam: I dont know if you wolves feel the same way but sometimes during breeding season some people just let loose

Sam: a lot of hatchlings are raised communally

Sam: dont know who their parents are, 's not really a big deal to us

Sam: sorry, there was just a hatchling that ran past a few hours ago and I got to thinking about it

Starling lore for this au

And maybe in general idk

This is a single dad Sam au now I guess

Marco: what if

Marco: what if you met a kid that was yours?

Is this assuming he doesnt have nadir with him yet?

Sam: I Sam: I don't know

Sam, elbowing him: maybe this upcoming season eh?

Whichever you think is more fun for this point im the au

Sam having a tryst with a starling from the eastern kingdom and he keeps the egg for himself

Lol she drops it on his desk

she's a badass warrior (maybe another palace guard?) And doesnt have the time/safe place to raise it

a starling version of iris

And is like "this is yours to do as you please"

"Wuh"

“Have fun byeee”

Warrior starling with a dry personality and a love of violence

Yes exactly

"This is soft cushy work, perfect for you"

"Uh"

Marco:

Marco: so you have a kid now?

Marco: mazel

Sam: one that I know about, yeah

Sam, with the egg: I could Sam: bring it to a hatchery

Marco: ...

Sam: this is the first time I've been face to shell with a product of a tryst

Sam: oh dont look at me like that, it's a normal starling cultural thing

Sam: it's not like your orphanages

Marco: yeah i know but

Marco: 👀 you were saying you could use a bit of something stable

Marco: company

Sam: 🌕🖊️ Sam: look [shows him the egg]

The egg has a face scrawled on it

Marco: you have a support system here too

Sam, egg voice: hi marco, it's me, Samir Jr.

Concept: Iris as a visiting consultant as a favor to Dm as he’s trying to set up the new Academy

Sam: 🤔 I am getting a bit long in the tooth

Iris: Samir, for the last time, I need those reports on-

Iris: 👀|

Iris: that’s an egg

Sam: it is

~

Someone asks Iris if she’s dating dm

Sam: very astute observation, I can see why you get paid the big bucks

“Not my type”

Dm: she likes twinks but like straight

Iris: >👀|

Sam: so like all starlings

Dm: mhm

Iris: >👀C

Sam: I know a buddy who's single

Sam: not afraid to mingle with those of the flesh

~

Iris: you’re about to see my foot up your ass

Marco: this is why I liked having you around

Sam: [cups his hands around his eyes]

Marco: Sam, seriously, it could be nice

Marco: having a little one around

Sam: hmm Sam: I'll give it a week to decide

Iris: ugh you and your father are so domestic

Sam: he's getting old iris

Sam: he wants to settle down

Sam: maybe with someone from out of town 👀

Sam: isnt that right eggbert Sam, egg voice: sure is

Iris: your dad met your mother and like a month later “oh she’s so wonderful, I could see us settling down in some house in the Valley or something”

Iris: [fake gags]

Sam: [sighs] I want that

Sam: marco is your dad into single dads

Sam: this could be your step sibling

Marco: dont even joke

Iris, in a bad dm impression; Samir, you’re claws are looking very pointy today

Iris: may I escort you to the Fall Ball in August?

*your

Sam: why thank you Marco, you're so kind~

Sam, bats his lashes: what a gentleman

Iris, pretending to be faint: Oh, Iris, he’s so lovely, we’ll have a June wedding

Iris: I’m assuming you’re the same way in love, Marc-y

Sam: I need a nice, strong man to help me raise my hatchling

Marco: >:| I hate having you around

Marco: No you dont

Marco: you are strong

Sam: not as strong as this little dude's ma

Sam: she could have bench pressed me

Iris: ooh👀

Sam: I think I pulled something when we were together

Iris: oooooh👀c

Iris: gimme the hot goss

^monotone lucretia voice

Sam, scooting closer: so she drops this on my desk, right?

Iris: ‼️

Sam: "here, you live a cushy, domestic life. Take this"

Sam: what am I supposed to do with this? I ask Sam: she snorts, patronizingly I might add Sam: "use your fancy academy education and figure it out"

Sam: >:T she must think I'm some kind of coddled highborn

Iris: she sounds cool

Marco: you would think that

Sam: she was that big tall starling his fancy pants-ness brought with him

Sam: look at me forging alliances

Sam: you're all welcome

Sam: you're next marco

Iris: oh, you mean

Eh?

Iris: Shabina?

Sam: is that her name? Huh 🤔

Iris: you didnt even know her name? 👀c

Sam: she doesnt know mine so I think we're square

Sam: she called me desk jockey at one point

Iris: oooh, she mentioned you

Sam: oh?

Iris: “the desk jockey had these soft hands, and knew how to use them”

Marco: uGH

Sam, leaning back: ha, totally me

Marco: what do you mean I’m next?

I like this iris dynamic with sam and marco tbh

Sam: maybe I can teach you sometime Marco, y'know, to get a leg up in his royal ominous-ness

Yeah same

Marco: what the fuck is that sentence

Iris: language, pup

Sam: I mean we're going to help you seduce iridona

Sam: get you a palace guard

Marco: what

Iris: now that you’ve got an egg you’re wanting to play matchmaker?

Sam: yes

Sam: I'm feeling domestic

Marco: oh please after you got Celi in your clutches you wouldnt leave me and Dad and Marse alone about “finding someone”

Sam: you're welcome btw, told you I'd find you a twink

Iris: my private life is not up for speculation

Iris: how did you find him for me?

Sam: oh you think you found him on accident?

Iris: I like to find my own beaus thank you very much

Sam: [snickers] okay

Iris: [narrows her eyes]

Marco: nice

Marco: maybe Sam can get you ankid too

Iris slaps his arm

Sam: yeah, maybe Sam: my cup runneth over with them, apparently

Sam: I'll keep doing a whirlwind tour of the willing starling ewes that could break me in half in the eastern kingdom and make everyone an egg

Sam: [sighs] Sam: I'm gonna go to the library to get some books on parenting I guess

Sam: who wants to come with?

Iris, winding her arm thru sam’s: there’s a section on combat training that could be useful for a growing young starling

Sam: just because my hatchling's mom was a meathead doesn't mean they have to be

Iris: oh no no

Iris: not a meathead per say. but a cool and collected young ewe or ram with the ability to defend themselves from enemies

Marco: should you decide to keep the hatchling, you’ll have so many people to help with the kid, they wont even need it

Iris: but they should know

Iris: maybe young master DeSantos can learn some seduction techniques

Marco: >:|

Sam: yeah I've got plenty of that

Marco; Irid has enough on her plate

Sam: what, some kid playing king?

Sam: if the other palace guard has enough time to waste with me I'm sure irid can stomach a date or two with you

Sam: c'mon, let's go to the library

Marco: maybe he was just looking to make friends

Sam: mostly because I don't remember how to get there :<

He was but also sam’s right

Iris: pfft

Iris tugs on his arm

Iris moved over to the capital after losing her first husband. She lost him awhile back when she was just friends with dm

Later when she struggles marco and dm and sam help comfort her

Iris and sam and marco at the fantasy baby store

Trying to figure out what to get a soon to be hatchling

this is a knowledge nads au also

Ooooooo

to prepare you for this variant

is Nads a librarian

nads is a librarian

Bookmage

Book battle mage

We gotta figure out how to incorporate some of this into one of our long standing au’s

Nads: Hi, welcome to Talondrop Library :DDD

Iris: 👀|c hello, young miss

Sam, muttering: it's way too early in the morning for this kind of pep

Iris quietly: I like her, hush

Marco nods

Iris: might we be directed to the section on baby care?

Nads: how can I help you all? c: Nads: unless you're part of that group that's been stealing books in which case I won't hesitate to use force >:c [pulls out an envelope opener]

Iris: 👀|c like a real life Bilbo

Nads who is probably as tall or taller than Iris

Nads: oh, sure! :DDD [she still doesn't put away the opener]

Nads: right this way

Nads: what kind of baby is it? I've organized the whole section by species

Iris: impressive

Iris: a hatchling, eventually

Nads: ✨✨✨

Nads: I see! Nads: that explains why you walked in with an egg 🤔

Nads: I didn't want to assume

Nads: what in particular are you looking for? feeding? education? c: Sam: uh...everything? Nads: first time parent? I got you c;

Nads grabs one of those book carts

Nads: I'll be back in just a second with a selection!

Sam: This vibe is weird

Sam: this is making it all so...realy

Sm@l iris befriending sam after she and celi visit to have their case looked at

Iris and sam gossiping

Iris: true, but we’re at the intel gathering stage

Iris: if you’re gonna decide, you should do it well as informed as possible

Sam: intel gath- Sam: iris I'm getting baby books, I'm not on a mission

Sam: marco, you've been awfully quiet

Marco: ... just taking it in

Marco: dont want to add more noise

Sam: more than our new "friend"? I'm sure you're fine

Sam: it is awfully quiet in here though

Sam: like more than a library usually is

Nads, with a pyramid of books: I'm back, hi c:

Sam: jeez, this is uh Nads: just a small selection, I know

Sam: wasn't what I was thinking tbh

Nads: I've got a small sampling of everything you'd ever want to know

Nads: feeding, bathing, teaching; the works

Sam, looking over a book: uuuuh

Nads: and, most important of all, hatching

Sam: Sam: oh shit I forgot that part

Marco leafs thru a book

Iris: thank you, Miss...?

Nads: Nadia~ c:

Nads: Talondrop Library's head librarian

Iris: Nadia c: I’m Iris

Iris: this is Marco and thats Sam

Nads: ...!!! :OOO Nads: you're from that academy aren't you?

Marco nods

Nads: I hear you guys are hosting the King of the Eastern Kingdom

Marco: pft

Marco: yeah now we are

Iris: always interesting, having visiting foreign entities

Nads: that's so neat, it must be exciting to swap stories c: Sam, muttering: and fluids c:', c: ', c:',

Sam: right marco

Marco: oh gross

Sam: marco

Sam: right

Nads: is there anything else I can help you all with today? c: Sam: yeah, you got any books on seduction so we can help my man over here? c:',

Marco: >:| stop this

Nads: 🤭 we have some romance books if he would be interested

Marco: I am not

Nads: of course! If you'll follow me to the counter

Nads: okay, so you have two weeks before you either have to return or renew them

Nads: I'll just need your signature right here Sam: alright

Nads: and right here Sam: 'kay Nads: and a drop of your blood Sam: ok- what

Nads: for the blood pact c: Nads: if you don't return the books on time there'll be a fee, and if you don't return it in a month's time I'll hunt you down

Sam:

Marco:

Iris: 👀

Sam, taking the pin: fine, I don't want to have to walk to the bookstore

sam pricks himself and a drop of blood falls onto the small magic circle on the counter

it evaporates into a cloud of pink smoke

Nads: the contract is sealed Nads, pushing the books towards him: have a lovely day :DDD

Sam@marco and iris: what, don't look at me like that

Sam: I need these books, I'm completely lost without them

Sam studying the books in his office while marco chills

maybe talking about how irid kicked his ass during training that day?

yes i love this

marco puts his feet up on sam's desk

what does sam do in this?

what if its the same gag

he does everything and nothing

and has an office

I like it

nobody knows what he does

but dm says he's invaluable

marco: so I look up she has the dumbest smirk on her face

marco: and decks me and I fall off the log and loose the whole ass challenge

Sam: HA, classic

marco, throwing the candy wrapper from the candy he nabbed from sam's candy dish on his desk in the wastebasket: stupid

Sam: was your love rival there

Marco: my what?

Marco: I have no such thing

Marco: Iridona is a colleague

Marco: who lied technically

Sam: we've all lied once or twice

So ya know how in older movies, a couple dancing in a big fancy number was like

Lowkey highkey hinting toward their chemistry in bed

That but its how irid and marco fight or fight together

Marco: Samir

Sam: like when you asked what happened to your piece of cake that day in third grade

Marco: excuse you

Sam: and I said your sister must have taken it

Sam: and Marco, you don't have to lie about that absolutely sizzling sexual chemistry you have with her

Sam: and don't let what's his face psyche you out

Marco:

Marco: 😳 n- no-

Marco: aw fuck it

Marco: It doesnt feel right to just up and

Sam: 👀

Marco: “hey so how about this thing I think is between us”

Sam: well sure if you wanna be all Sam: werewolf Sam: about it

Sam: take a starling approach

Sam: romance her

Sam: flirt

Sam: flash her that roguish smile

Sam: instead of ballroom dancing to express your feelings you two spar Sam: it's like its own dance, in a way

Marco: ugh dont remind me. If i was gonna go all werewolf, I’d tackle her during training and growl into her ear about all the stuff i’d love to do to her and see if she’s down

Sam: rhythmic, passionate

Marco: not cool

Marco:

Sam: hey now that's not werewolf Sam: werewolf is "hello milady, I would like to mount you, do I have thine permission?""

Marco: “would thou consent to be bred-eth?”

*wouldst

Sam: "I think you'll find I'm a suitable caretaker, watch me bench this deer carcass"

Marco: heheh

Marco: seriously, I dont even know if shes interested

Sam: well

Sam: test the waters

Sam: you don't have to be blunt about it

Sam: even though I know it's in your desantos dna

Sam: maybe we should have gotten you one of those seduction books

Sam: I've finished all these books and have to return them, I could pick one up c;

Marco: hatred

Marco: utter hatred

Sam: love you too

Marco: wait you read all of those books?

Sam: yes

Sam: Also I haven't slept

Sam: I'm sure it's fine

Marco: soo

Marco: have you come any closer to a decision?

Sam: mmm

Sam: I don't know

Sam: it's only been one day

Sam: Maybe once I get more books

Marco: I-

Marco: hold on

Sam: and return these before I get stabbed in my sleep or something 😒

Sam: what is it boy

marco: are you gonna chat up the cute head librarian

Sam: is celio stuck in a well

marco: utter loathing

Sam: what? I mean I guess I have to

marco: u t t e r  l o a t h i n g

Sam: I'm pretty sure she's the only librarian

Sam: cute eh? should I alert irid that she's lost her chance? 👀

Sam: anyway I need more books because honestly I'm starting to freak out

Marco: aw sami

Sam finding nads one day super depressed looking in the dark by herself

And when he gets her attention she's like "!!!" And tries to put on her customer service persona

He asks what's wrong and she tells him that the library's going to be shut down soon and it's all she has

Sam asking dm if there's any openings for the academy library

Dm: well

Dm: theres a lot of openings since part of every intellectual department was infested with Asrani loyalist so

Dm: yes

Sam: nice Sam: um Sam: can I ask for a favor

Dm: and poor Avalene is stretched thin between sorting out the archives and trying to sort out the library

Sam: nothing big this time, I promise

Dm:

Sam: look

Sam: the library in town is slated to be shut down

Sam: and the librarian there has really been helping out with the whole Sam: surprise fatherhood thing

Dm: ah yes

Dm: that aside, I hope you know you can count on me and Marco for support with that.

Sam: I mean granted loaning out books is a librarian's job

Sam: right, thank you sir

Sam: I'll...keep that in mind

Dm: >:| you mean isolate yourself eventually

Dm: anyway 😤

Dm: I’ll see what I can do

Sam: [bats his lashes]

Dm: the young woman in Talondrop? The enthusiastic one?

Sam: that's her

Dm: hm

Dm: I’ll get back to you

Sam: thanks

Dm dials the extension for the library where avilene has set up shop

The academy one

Dm: would you like to take on an experienced young librarian with enthusiasm for the jo- Avilene, loud enough for sam to hear thru the phone: yES

dm nods at sam

Sam: great, I'll let her know

Sam: see, I told you I'd be an asset

Sam: strengthening ties between our neighbors, finding new employees

Dm waves him away: yes yes

"So like I heard you knocked up one of my guards?"

Dm: tell my son to stop dancing around his very obvious crush on Ser Velezquez

Sam: I've tried

Dm: 😒

Sam: I promise I've tried

[survivedeathvalley]

EPISODE 1 - “TIME FOR SOME BRO AND TELL” - GIRUGA MESH

I am so excited to be competing! Everyone seems like such nice people and I can't wait to play in the challenges and do my very best!

Mattie is such a Basic Bitch(TM) and it's killing me. Like I'm not that great of an actress, I am a superb liar but I am a shitty actress. Why? because humor is the only thing that keeps me from going insane and I made Mattie such a basic bitch that she can't use any of my "quirks" or fun thoughts and theories. And now Mattie just mentioned death by dehydration, motherfucker! I am so going to be first boot it's not even funny. UwU

I just wanna talk about my feelings about being on the neutral tribe... I do consider myself on the Chaotic Neutral/Chaotic Good side of things. The chaos comes from my crazy emotions. I'm a Pisces so I'm sensitive and emotional. Also I'm actually kinda happy about being on a tribe of 6 people. I NATURALLY gravitate towards Bianca. I know who Paul is cause he slipped up in the tribe chat. So I feel good :)

OK SO i said i was retired but i adore logan and i wanna see what i can do without my baggage of the past that fukt me in ts all stars so phew. the people on my team seem chill, idk why but for some reason i get the feeling that theyre younger than me which doesnt make sense since im only 20 but anyway. I know that i type very specially and use phrases a lot so its gonna be hard to stop doing that bc if any of these people know me at all its gonna be a dead giveaway! 

So I've spent all day at Disney World today and I finally get back to the hotel and come online to speak to my tribe.  No one has talked to me one on one yet so... yeah,  no idea.  I said in the main chat I just got off work and I checked online to see Chick-fil-a's hours to make sure my story checked out too. :* We'll see what happens, on to figuring out this challenge!

First off: When I read this... Confess your sins, your dirty-dirty bad bads, your evil twisted thoughts here. It made me think of the dialogue in a bad porno. http://31.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lthhgjZ1xY1qg39ewo1_500.gif Second off: I do quite enjoy the concept of this alias season. I like the idea of going into the game as a fresh face with a fresh personality and playing along with other people that I don't have any idea of. It kind of rekindles the fun that I have when I get to play in seasons with newbies. http://mashable.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/excited-baby.gif Then, of course, I remember that these are not newbies so some of that fire loses a little oxygen. https://media.giphy.com/media/BmMU3LOfNMMeI/giphy.gif But, I'll try to convince myself that we're all playing for the first time. 

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So far I've noticed a few things about my tribemates. I don't think anything can be applied specifically to the individual given that I haven't really reached a stage to call people out... but, some of them are hung up on the fact that this a catfish season. When messaging them they tell me that it's awkward and when I tell them that the dog in my profile picture is my dog Donut they ask if it is "for real". I'm trying to play up this characters of Jenny for them because I thought that was the goal and I need these people to get on board. https://media.giphy.com/media/KGHtHISczyhHO/giphy.gif

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Wow, that last bit probably makes me come off as quite the rude person. Yikes! I need to get over myself a little. I get that easing ones self into a new situation can be challenging... sooo I'll give them a shot while continuing to respond to any and all questions and comments as Jenny would. http://replygif.net/i/440.gif

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So far I think my favorite people are Tanner, Kai, and Adelaide. I'd like to think I'd enjoy Wash as well but they went to bed shortly after starting communication with me. I don't think (so far as I know and god I hope not) that anyone has come up with a plan to ally yet so I'm just going to continue chatting to get my feelers in those waters. http://media1.giphy.com/media/BqHng2hpjOUdW/giphy.gif

Hopefully Jenny will appear charming enough to begin allying with these people. She needs some throats to slit later down the road and can only start to burn the bridges once she's built them - unfortunately!

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Alright, so I wanted to show my excitement at this game because I've played a real-life version called Tsuro with my friends where you are dragons and I'm hugely board game obsessed... but that's nowhere in Jenny's character and I don't feel like making any content about her up unless I absolutely have to! https://uberflip.cdntwrk.com/files/aHViPTIxOCZjbWQ9aXRlbWVkaXRvcmltYWdlJmZpbGVuYW1lPWl0ZW1lZGl0b3JpbWFnZV81NmQ4NDkzNzFjM2I0LmdpZiZ2ZXJzaW9uPTAwMDAmc2lnPTIxMTE0OTVlM2I1Y2M2NWVlYjMzOTE3OTcyMDExZmI0 Also, I was being truthful when I said the challenge is hard... like, I guess I'm having some difficulties processing the path or something because I keep crashing absurdly early. I'm hoping that by tomorrow when others have played it they will be able to talk me through getting a decent score so our tribe doesn't have to go and I won't have to face the possibility of being first boot (which is likely).

Ok! So basically, Kat just asked me for an alliance??? It's legit night one like chill, but obviously I ain't gunna turn down an ally so i'll play along. I was like "OMG YAHHH I NEVER HAVE ALLIES ON SURVIVOR ORGS" hopefully that makes her think im like a 100% on board... in realist im like 40% on board. It's SHADee as FUCK to try and propose an alliance so early... Also, Giruga (or whatever) is legit annoying as fuck. I think ever sentence he has said thus far has the word "bro" in it? Like can you not be annoying as fuck for no reason... I get it is an alias season, but they dont give you no free pass to be as obnoxious as possible. Praying we win this challenge... hopefully get first because I could totally use a reward with possibility of an advantage in the game. GIMME THAT IDOL. If we do happen to lose I cant wait for the ugly bro culture of Giruga to be the first boot this season deserves.

Honestly I love my tribe and everyone seem so nice  Not knowing who people really are is kinda crazy but I'll get use to it. 

That challenge was crazy and I'm glad it's almost over with. 

I'm bored so I'm just gonna... make another confessional. What does this alias twist mean to me? I wanna be able to make the most of it and be able to play the game I'm never capable of playing as my real self. As who am actually am I suck at seperating emotion and strategy so I'm gonna try to be as emotionless as possible, which I actually think will be easy considering idk who anyone is....... except 2 people perhaps. Anyway time to flop at this challenge xoxox give me a good edit please

i'm typing like gabby bc i don't wanna get out of practice. why is it that the only person that talks to me is misty? bianca i c that u're on and you don't respond to me you're the first person im gonna target. i swear i've sent a 'hey' message to every1 on my tribe and the only one that responded was MISTY.  then marco or whatever his name is hasn't even accepted my friend request yet... i see how it is.

Later...

I mean I figured we didn't do fantastic but losing by over half.... sucks.  a lot.  Misty and uh.... someone else just called Marco out for not accepting anyones friend request... maybe that means we can vote him out this round to ensure I stay. :) 

https://youtu.be/NSE7BsDWti0

https://youtu.be/mn4vdHFOM88

I forgot we were the Titus tribe but then I realized we got 2nd so I am very proud of my tribe! We did it yay!

So we just got 2nd and are immune this week I'm so happy. Whoever gets voted out will be crazy bc no one wants to be first boot but the weakest should go!

So, not only does Kat approach me as an alliance, but i just got approached by William and Layla, too? Damn I cant believe im winning this game :))) Anyway, supposedly Kat and William are ORG newbies? Not sure if that is a lie, but that doesnt shrink their targets by any means... Also thank the fucking survivor gods this Bro bitch aint on our tribe for the next 20 hours!!!! I hope he burns in the Devil's butthole along with his meninst culture.

So UMMMM I'm gonna just spearhead this plan to get Marco out cause he hasn't spoken... at all. I'm not afraid to take control of my tribe at this point cause the inacts gotta go. Mattie/Gabby are both pretty active so I wanna work with them. Bianca's my goddess so I wanna work with her too. It sucks she got removed or else I would've formed a majority with them. Rn I'm telling everyone "If you watch out for me I'll do the same for you blah blah blah" and making deals w/ everyone because that's how I play! Let's hope it works out xoxoxo

okay, i've been trying to be a super sleuth to figure out these identities...  I really think that Misty is really Nic.  Misty is from Georgia and Nic is from Georgia, and I think they are from around the same area.  Nic knows that I am from Georgia and now he knows that Gabby is from Georgia too so I hope he doesn't put it together, I think that I'm typing differently enough and I lowkey think he believes that whoever is behind Gabby really works at chick fil a because I've been doing my homework. I'm not sure who Mattie is yet, but I'm having a hard time NOT mentioning how much I love Glee because then I think people would obviously know who I am- or they would think that I'm Ashley Sarah, but Mattie was talking about Scream Queens and I desperately wanted to say I LOVE LEA MICHELE but I kept my cool. I lowkey think that Mattie might be Pippa though, they remind me of each other.   Everyone else....?  I still have no idea. 

Not much has happened so far. I've talked to a few people but nothing has really moved forward. I was happy to go to the devil's hole, although I didn't end up finding anything. I'm glad I got a chance to meet people from the other tribes though. It was interesting to find out that they have people who haven't even spoken in tribe chat yet? That's crazy. Also it's fun to try to guess who's who. I mean, it's possible I don't even already know the people on my tribe, but it's still fun to try to figure out who they could be. I haven't really gotten there yet. Although I wonder if Alex Raine is a bit new to the community because he's a comp beast, yet he's showing it and making it obvious and making himself a target. I don't know, he seems cool and we've talked a bit, but come merge that could be tricky for him. In terms of alliances, there aren't any yet that I'm really aware of, but Jenny and Alex are the only ones I've talked to that much and I'd be happy to work with them, despite being a little nervous that Alex is a target. He's nice and hopefully his social game is as good as his physical.

aaaaa  i got 378 score   aaaa

Bye I'm going home today...  I'm shook at how fast this game started and I saw in the tribe chat that people were complaining that I hadn't added anyone yet but I didn't get any contact requests from any of them either hm!! Anyway unless I can pull myself out of the dirt somehow I'm totally screwed right now... im an easy target bc I was not here the first day and easy targets are always just easy to vote out the first week rip...

Nothing really. I haven't acted on my plans of being an aggressive player this season, so maybe I'll adapt and get a new strategy going later. Good luck to me

Right now I feel like a mess because I keep forgetting to check skype and missing important stuff. But right now the general consensus according to Misty is to vote out Marco because he literally does not exist and hasn't added any of us. I love a good first round flop. I feel like if I start showing my fabulous personality I could have a good shot at surviving if we go to tribal again, however people might be weary of me now that I've gone to the Devil's Hole, even though I got nothing. Rob wouldn't even let me keep the rock. :'(

I can't believe I'm pippa 

these bitches are so bland and boring BYE

Why did I make Kat so happy and grammatically correct all the time I'm so used to keyboard smashing like jsjsjahajak. I literally cringe every time I add an exclamation point like pls... settle down... I regret this so much nnnn. Anyways- The people I'm closest to rn are Dianna and William because we have an alliance. I'm also good with Giruga, but that's probably because he's such a talkative person-- and so is Dianna. It's really important for me to show my worth to these people so they don't target me because social players run the early premerge. I think I'm doing a pretty good job of that so far. I'm also playing it off like this is my first time playing an org, which will make me seem less threatening. I don't really know if that'll play off since we're all catfish, but I figure the more utr I am right now the better. 

Well, I can't get into my Paul account so I'm probably being voted out. Peace ✌️ 

EP 1 EDGIC

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