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god i feel so fundamentally alone
#.txt#exam week ‼️ time for my disorganised attachment to hit me like a truck#realising ive never felt loved and my parents dont extend care or compassion or anything ‼️‼️#crying for an hour in the car yesterday and all i got this morning was my mum demanding i apologise 😁#for getting mad that she left her autistic kid alone in public having a meltdown and demanding he sort himself out 😁😁😁#im so fucking mad! im so hopeless. i feel awful and scared and guilty and uf#ugly...#why now. i want to die#im so close. half a year. not even that.#but i want to die im so tempted to give up. it doesnt feel worth it#how the shit do you live when your primary caregiver just doesnt love you and never has#how do you love yourself when youve never shown its possible to love you#im so fucking. im really bad#im sorry it was sudden onset#ive been really tired and drained and whatever. and this weekend has plunged me into suicidality i really wont lie#i need to die Now. i need to die tomorrow. i wont make it
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the wildest derek dieworkwear series of events so far and that’s saying something
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The bride and the ugly ass groom
#art#my art#horse#pony#equine#equine art#fanart#artist on tumblr#mlp#mlp art#princess cadance#cadance#mlp cadance#shining armor#mlp fim#mlp fanart#mlp g4#my little pony fanart#my little pony#The bride and the ugly ass groom
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we've found it folks: mcmansion heaven
Hello everyone. It is my pleasure to bring you the greatest house I have ever seen. The house of a true visionary. A real ad-hocist. A genuine pioneer of fenestration. This house is in Alabama. It was built in 1980 and costs around $5 million. It is worth every penny. Perhaps more.
Now, I know what you're thinking: "Come on, Kate, that's a little kooky, but certainly it's not McMansion Heaven. This is very much a house in the earthly realm. Purgatory. McMansion Purgatory." Well, let me now play Beatrice to your Dante, young Pilgrim. Welcome. Welcome, welcome, welcome.
It is rare to find a house that has everything. A house that wills itself into Postmodernism yet remains unable to let go of the kookiest moments of the prior zeitgeist, the Bruce Goffs and Earthships, the commune houses built from car windshields, the seventies moments of psychedelic hippie fracture. It is everything. It has everything. It is theme park, it is High Tech. It is Renaissance (in the San Antonio Riverwalk sense of the word.) It is medieval. It is maybe the greatest pastiche to sucker itself to the side of a mountain, perilously overlooking a large body of water. Look at it. Just look.
The inside is white. This makes it dreamlike, almost benevolent. It is bright because this is McMansion Heaven and Gray is for McMansion Hell. There is an overbearing sheen of 80s optimism. In this house, the credit default swap has not yet been invented, but could be.
It takes a lot for me to drop the cocaine word because I think it's a cheap joke. But there's something about this example that makes it plausible, not in a derogatory way, but in a liberatory one, a sensuous one. Someone created this house to have a particular experience, a particular feeling. It possesses an element of true fantasy, the thematic. Its rooms are not meant to be one cohesive composition, but rather a series of scenes, of vastly different spatial moments, compressed, expanded, bright, close.
And then there's this kitchen for some reason. Or so you think. Everything the interior design tries to hide, namely how unceasingly peculiar the house is, it is not entirely able to because the choices made here remain decadent, indulgent, albeit in a more familiar way.
Rare is it to discover an interior wherein one truly must wear sunglasses. The environment created in service to transparency has to somewhat prevent the elements from penetrating too deep while retaining their desirable qualities. I don't think an architect designed this house. An architect would have had access to specifically engineered products for this purpose. Whoever built this house had certain access to architectural catalogues but not those used in the highest end or most structurally complex projects. The customization here lies in the assemblage of materials and in doing so stretches them to the height of their imaginative capacity. To borrow from Charles Jencks, ad-hoc is a perfect description. It is an architecture of availability and of adventure.
A small interlude. We are outside. There is no rear exterior view of this house because it would be impossible to get one from the scrawny lawn that lies at its depths. This space is intended to serve the same purpose, which is to look upon the house itself as much as gaze from the house to the world beyond.
Living in a city, I often think about exhibitionism. Living in a city is inherently exhibitionist. A house is a permeable visible surface; it is entirely possible that someone will catch a glimpse of me they're not supposed to when I rush to the living room in only a t-shirt to turn out the light before bed. But this is a space that is only exhibitionist in the sense that it is an architecture of exposure, and yet this exposure would not be possible without the protection of the site, of the distance from every other pair of eyes. In this respect, a double freedom is secured. The window intimates the potential of seeing. But no one sees.
At the heart of this house lies a strange mix of concepts. Postmodern classicist columns of the Disney World set. The unpolished edge of the vernacular. There is also an organicist bent to the whole thing, something more Goff than Gaudí, and here we see some of the house's most organic forms, the monolith- or shell-like vanity mixed with the luminous artifice of mirrors and white. A backlit cave, primitive and performative at the same time, which is, in essence, the dialectic of the luxury bathroom.
And yet our McMansion Heaven is still a McMansion. It is still an accumulation of deliberate signifiers of wealth, very much a construction with the secondary purpose of invoking envy, a palatial residence designed without much cohesion. The presence of golf, of wood, of masculine and patriarchal symbolism with an undercurrent of luxury drives that point home. The McMansion can aspire to an art form, but there are still many levels to ascend before one gets to where God's sitting.
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My favorite thing about “the bride and the ugly ass groom” tweet is that it is very indicative of their real relationship.
#the bride and the ugly ass groom#mlp#mlp fim#mi amore cadenza#princess cadance#shining armor#read the IDW comics I beg of you
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#disco elysium#disco posting#harry du bois#harrier du bois#i can fix him#yassification of Harry du bois#no more ugly protagonists
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Poor little guy. So sad, so pitiful.
Forced to go run errands while it's raining and windy.
Poor little puffball who was nearly swept away by the wind.
He sits in the stores having flashbacks to the war he fought with the wind on the way here
#dog#king the pathetic#chihuahua#ugly dog#dogs#long haired chihuahua#dogblr#dog blog#dog clothes#id in alt
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The ugly ass bride and groom
#art#sketch#drawing#fan art#fanart#my little pony#the bride and the ugly ass groom#unicorn#mlp art#mlp
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if there's anything i've learned from the current state of social media it's that this is one of the worst possible notifications you can receive upon opening an app
#skye's ramblings#i thought you guys were exaggerating how ass-ugly the discord update is. why isn't this optional. what if we all died#big thanks to discord and tumblr for both making bad layout changes to their apps in the same week. i love complaining <3
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win for traumatised individuals! local eldritch horror is here to rip it all out free of charge
#i’m begging youse stop liking the bedtime sketch version it is ugly bugly#hear me out the more jon uses the eye the green external eyes begin perment scarring#also he starts losing his eyesight the more reliant on the eye he becomes#hello please let me into the tma fandom#digital art#the magnus archive fanart#jonathan sims fanart#jonathan sims#digital painting#digital illustration#the magnus archives#artist on tumblr
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me explaining to my grandma that the turkey tail and golden oyster mushrooms and birds nest fungi growing on her huge backyard tree stump are simply eating the dead wood to return it to the soil and they're cute and colorful and add to the whimsy of her landscaping and are not causing the weeds in other places of the yard or harming her little white dog
#dude its SUCH a good stump and she hates it she says its ugly#its literally a perfect rotting stump its actually insane#but noooo ohhh nooo we need to pull up the stump and fill the hole with soil and put woodchips over it. HOW is that better
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Learning to eat with your hands.
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dunmeshi#kabru#kabru of utaya#kabru dungeon meshi#laios touden#laios dungeon meshi#art#labru#not rlly#whatever#toshiro dungeon meshi#HES THERE FOR 1 PANEL#kabru the “eat rice w hands” asian and toshiro “eat with chopsticks” asian#and laios our local white dude#aweeesommmeee#okonomiaki trio#I THINK? THAYS WHAY THEYRE CALLED?#comic practice kinda. i just wanted to f around#idfk where they could be eating#this was inspired by smth irl actually.#but it was a budol fight so ion think it matches here#and yes this is how you eat rice with your hands. you look weird if you do it any other way#weird not in an ugly way but in a ��you will lick and suck your fingers on the dinner table weird”#update:my dad disproved this comi bc kabrus palm touched the rice in the 3rd panel. im a disgrace.
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