#ughhhh. its so good. im going to throw up

[bytedykes]

i have been having sick brain-eating thoughts about original lbh for the past 2-3 business days

[sashiavi]

this is my second time in your inbox today but i have to make it up for the time i neglected you pookie hehe

I just had a sudden thought about wrio- like😳😳😳😳 and I'm here to share it

imagine wrio tugging at his tie to allow some air on his neck with one hand as he looks at you after you provoked him, a smirk growing on his lips. I'm talking about tendons flexing so good like ajdhsjdhja I want those hands on and in me and I don't really care where 😋😋

I live for the headcanon of big beefy wrio so I'd like to suck on those mantitties for the rest of my life please and thank you. and just imagine the thickness of his shoulders and arms and legs AND OH GOD THE THIGHS IM BASICALLY DROOLING I want him to suffocate me with them while I give him that gawk gawk 3000🥰

and don't get me started on wrio with a stubble because I could go on for hours. I know that feels amazing as he gives head ajdhshdgjahdk like no babe you aren't going anywhere I only came 3 times- (he would be the one to refuse to move before 5 orgasms its canon i asked it to hoyo and joe zieja and they both confirmed)

I'm down bad. I don't even want kids but if this man came to me and says that he wants 6 I'd throw myself on the bed clothes gone legs spread pussy ready for that massive cock and I'm not even sorry

okay i feel like this is enough- bye bye pookie😚

Ughhhh pookie bearrrrr you're speaking my language </33

I am a firm believer of thickkk Wrio - I too wanna suck on his tiddies so bad oh my godd

Riding on his thick thigh? With his hands all over you- and the hANDS you're so correct his hands would be so hot

Ughhh big beefy Wrio with a little bit of a soft belly and a thick happy trail leading down disappearing into his pants 😩��� that "clearly goes to the gym and works hArd and is sooooo strong but he eats well and looks after himself" </333 soooo good to cuddle :((

Just imagining his stamina too- and he's so givingggg ugh I can't even

The fear of pregnancy is g o n e with this man I'd let him do whatever he wanted you can put that on record babe

[edens-trinkets]

my AdamTony playlist

@mumintr0llet shared some of their AdamTony songs so i felt that i should share mine :). been wanting to share the songs that remind me most of them for awhile now!!! finally got the time to do so lolz.

also i have the music taste of a teenage lesbian. bear with me here.

the winner takes it all - ABBA. like come on, is this not tony balerdi screaming at adam?!

i want you by mitski. more specifically the live version. the anger, the pain....oh my days....(also tony balerdi coded).

no. 1 party anthem by the arctic monkeys. its just the general vibe. the yearning, the sadness. idk

mistakes like this by prelow. THIS IS ONE OF MY ALL TIME ADAMTONY SONGS. but only because it goes PERFECTLY with one of my fav burnt fanfics ever written.

the exit by conan gray. do i even need to explain??

night shift by lucy dacus. also, do I NEED TO EXPLAIN?!

better in the dark by tv girl. reminds me of young adam and tony ughhhh

our last summer by abba!!! also so young adam and tony, specifically pre-downfall era!!! happy paris years!!!

georgia by phoebe bridgers. saw someone say this during the notes of a fanfic and they are so right.

the cut that always bleeds by conan gray UGHHHHHHHHHH

a burning hill by mitski....this song goes with tony as he packs up jean luc's restaurant?! my heart hurts....

supercut by lorde. just the general nostalgia for how life was back then. very paris years gang coded, doesn't have to be limited to just adam and tony

velvet ring by big thief. also very "tony packing up jean luc's restaurant and gives up on being great" coded

good looking by suki waterhouse. heart breaking, gut wrenching

shades of cool by lana del ray. this is probably the one song that fits canon adam and tony more. "you are unfixable"? im gonna throw up!

wedding singer by matt maltese but it goes with the very specific fanfics where tony is at a wedding and is unhappy. there are so many fics about this?!

so alright, cool, whatever by the happy fits is just generally adam and tony!!!

your apartment by the wallows is very much young tony wishing adam would take him to his apartment instead of some girl

why’d you only ever call me when you’re high by arctic monkeys. obviously so adamtony!!

..........and i have MUCH MORE i just cannot remember at the top of my head rn.

some honorable mentions:

i said once that please, please, please by sabrina carpenter is so tony begging adam not to embarrass him anymore. i still stand by this

casual by chappell roan is lowkey so adam and reese.....like was it casual when i thought i failed at getting another michelin star so i end up getting drunk and the first person i go to IS YOUR RESTAURANT????

sincerely, me by dear evan hansen.....HEAR ME OUT ON THIS ONE...like imagine after adam left, tony and max try and create emails to prove to everyone else that adam wasn't as bad as they thought he was (trying to redeem him basically). IT MAKES MORE SENSE IN MY HEAD

[carmenized-onions]

alright yo!! I gotta do this while it’s hot and fresh! I just read ch 11 and BRO, I didn’t know what was gonna happen cause I don’t think lmao but GOD was this ch soooooo good. (and yes good, i’m a it hurts so good type of BITCH so believe me when I say youve MASTERED THAT FUCKING GENRE AND I WOULD EAT YOUR WRITING IF I COULD 🥹🥹)

i could genuinely go on for days and days about how good— no fuck it, GREAT, your writing is but for times sake i’ll say this, it AMAZES me how fucking ughhhh, on the nail your writing is for each of these characters,,, like like richie??? oh you’ve got richie down!! and carmen (meanie carmen who hurt tony’s feelings and possibly broke her heart just now 🥹) i mean of course you got carmen down, but syd?? you both make her possible to envision saying and acting these ways while also showing her in this new light, a best friend type of light like how would she ride for the ones she loves type of light? and a i’m just a girlllll in the worldddddd with my bestie type of light like you ATE TS ALLLLLL THE WAY UP 😭

anyways i’ll give you my play by play notes i took while reading cause they speak for themselves lmao:

- fuckkkkk their writing is so fucking good

- they got richie’s character down so fucking OMG

- DONT YOY DARE SAY THAT TO RICHIE!!!

- and don’t you DARE say that to chippie!!!!!!! 😠🔪🔪

- how tf have they mastered the art of making not only real characters but REAL moving relationships in their writing and omg i’m gonna fucking cry bro

- also why’s tony’s character like me?? but also someone i want to be ?? but also someone i want to deeply tend and care for?? ugh the COMPLEXITIES 😭😭

- lowkey so much more interested in tony’s character and how it interacts with carmys (and truly everyone’s but syd n richie r my fav) versus his character on his own and its not cause his character writing isn’t good, MY GOD ITS IMMACULATE and feels so RIGHT but they really put their foot in the curation of tony’s character and world that im so HOOKED

- and don’t get me fucking sSTARTED on syd and tony’s relationship like????

- inky?????

- squid????

- we are just two girlssssss living in this worlddddd

- wowwwww i wish i had real life versions of richie n syd as my friends cause it’s giving we are girlbosses but also tender hearts club?? iykyk🤞🏽

- i would quite literally cry and die over this series a million times over and probably already do when i think about it but i wish i didn’t just finish that chapter cause i so so so SO selfishly NEED MOREEEEE 😖😖

~~~

ANYWAYSSSSS this series is quite literally the cake frosting and cherry on top to my fucking life rn and your world building is so great i live in it even when it’s being built still and we’re all waiting for you to drop another one of your deliciously written chaps. i’m so grateful to have found this lil side of the internet you exist in and thank you for supplying us with this consistent dose of yumminess!!

thanks for listening to me absolutely YAP and just know if voice memos was a thing you’d probably be receiving 15 minutes worth of me yapping so count your blessings todayyyy!!!

ALSO ALSO PLEASE PLEASE PRETTY PLEASE ADD ME TO THE TAG LIST 🥹🥹🫶🏽

luv uuuuuuuu n keep being great 💐

THANK YOU FOR SAYING I'VE MASTERED THE HURT GENRE-- I also like the hurt, I was worried i didn't get the hurty enough. I'm glad everyone went "i'm so hurt" after reading 10/11, I did hurty all of you. my bad.

This is just gonna be a lot of me saying thank you over and over, but THANK YOU! I try very hard to nail these characters. I think there's fully notes in my drafts saying "HE HAS TO DO THAT. IT'S GONNA FUCKING SUCK TO WRITE BUT IT'S WHAT HE'D DO SO HE HAS TO DO THAT" Everyone that thinks I'm a cool good writer would throw up if they saw what the draft looks like LMAO.

Syd's been very fun for me to write, because with Richie/Carmen I think in canon we've seen enough of them handling friendships/partners to understand how they work in those dynamics-- But Syd does not have girlfriends. Like that bitch has no one. I'm so broken about this. So envisioning how she'd work in that dynamic while still being herself has been very fun for me. Based on the way she acts in Season 3, I think I got it p down. She's a witty fun gworl who's also a bad bitch who also has anxiety. I love her.

IN YOUR NOTES, I REALLY AM SO HAPPY TO HEAR YOU WANNA KNOW MORE ABOUT TONY IN THIS UNIVERSE. I really did stick my fucking foot in implementing her in everything lmao. She's SO carved in. Which I love-- Apparently Carmen hates that but i love. I could smooch tony so much better frfr.

Richie/Syd/Chip have been genuinely my favourite trio dynamic to write for. Everytime it's been Carmen/Syd/Chip he has a tendency to just shut the fuck up because he's very wallflowery-- I love that Richie will interject without even a percent of hesitation. I love my yapping father. I love how he just be talkin.

I HOPE YOU LIKED THE CHAPTER AFTER THIS ONE TOO!! Something to Do was a doozy and this next one is . i'm not gonna say anything except i. am . sorry....

AND ADDED TO THE TAGLIST YEEHAW THANK YOU FOR TELLING ME YOUR THOUGHTS IT MAKES MY GDANG DAY SORRY FOR TAKING SO LONG TO GET TO RESPONDING !!!

[saetoru]

hiiii i hope you know how much i love ghe way u write haitham !!! also sooo true haitham is definitely autistic!! (me too haitham me too) i think u get how haitham is actually a quite kind and selfless person despite people think hes arrogant, egoistical and such but like if u read some if his voicelines like the one where hes asked what concerns he has he says smth not about him but how people tend to hurt themself and like cmon would an egoistical person have that concern??? also he doesnt look down on anyone its just he knows how capable he is and like ughhhh i feel like ur writing is a breath of fresh air cause like some people make it seem like hes some arrogant dude BUT HES NOT HES JUST AUTISTIC GUYS like when people say they dont like him and its just traits that autistic people usually have…. anyway thank you for sharing ur writing i love going through ur haitham tag it makes my day

HELLO HI I LITERALLY READ THIS LIKE 3 TIMES AND MY SMILE GOT SOOOO BIG EACH TIME IM GONNA TRY NOT TO RAMBLE AS I ANSWER THIS

but omg yesyesyes i agree he’s got so much pointing towards him being autistic and ppl will bash so many things ab him and it makes me so sad but also i’m like … maybe u ppl just don’t like traits that tend to describe autistic ppl idk … BUT i read so many fics of him being autistic and i see kaveh having adhd a lot in fics where they’re written to be neurodivergent and i think the authors i’ve read from so far have done such a good job of writing them and yeah. u get it. he’s definitely got sensory issues i know this is so real and true in my heart

AND HE IS SOOOOOOO KIND. i think ppl gloss over the fact that al-haitham doesn’t look down at anyone so much like everything about this man is so disciplined. so disciplined. like someone of his intelligence in a nation like sumeru could do sooo much bad but he literally just wants to have simple life where he goes to work and goes right home HE JUST WANTS PEACE. and his voice lines IF PPL WOULD JUST READ THEM. like the one about when ppl read difficult and abstruse books and then he says “jk i don’t enjoy watching ppl struggle lol” AND YES. THE ONE WHERE HE BASICALLY WOES ABOUR HOW PPL MAKE THEIR LIVES MORE DIFFICULT THAN IT NEEDS TK BE. he’s so caring by nature and i feel like even he doesn’t even understand that to some extent like i think he sees himself as a practical guy who just wants everyone to have peace for the sake of practicality. BUT HE ALSO JUST. CARES. YOU KNOW ?????????? they way it’s just canon that he’s misunderstood by ppl at the akademiya and he just doesn’t bother to correct them bc he doesn’t care to. THROWS UP HES SOOOOOOOOOO LOVELY I WISH MORE PPL WOULD SEE IT. i cannot tell u how many fics i read and then have to close bc. they just. THEY MAKE HIM SO ARROGANT AND MEAN BUT ARROGANCE =/= CONFIDENCE. he’s aware of his capabilities okay :( he’s not some condescending know it all. im just rly picky ab the way he’s written fjsjdjf so then i’m like. ok. i gotta write the content i wanna see 😔

but omg i’m rly glad you read and like my haitham writing sometimes i get carried away and make it so like…self servicing w the way i write him and the dialogue and then i get embarrassed to post it skfjsjfn but i’m very excited u like it I AM KISSINF U ON THE MOUF and also i am kissing ur brain for understanding him

[alexcaninnit]

ughhhhhhhhhhh i hate the way a player in my sister's campaign is shes always so negative and throws actual fucking tantrums when we cant hear her over the literal crowds of people we play amongst at lunch and nearly quit when one of us accidentally spilled quill ink on her arm and got mad when my sister had a seperate session with other players because we split the party and they needed to catch up with the rest of us and UGHHHHS SHES SO GODDAMN ANNOYING we were messing around today and talking about that one jesus art and someone pointed out that one of the players looked like him and was like yo say something vaguely phiisophical, and he quoted vagabond and they were like "hey thats actually really good!!" and then she was all "Its not that good" and its like GIRL SHUT THE FUCK UP NO ONE CARES and now shes mad that we thinks shes being negative and its so dumba nd im going to make her choke on my dice.

[rotshop]

I remember literally sighing when they announced Marooner's being added. Most boring map or rip out your tentacles annoying and it depends solely on whether or not the rotation is good because you can have the best squad and still struggle to get to wave 3, just to wipe out. If any map needed a rework from the series it's dumpster Bay.

Please dump more of your thoughts on Marooner's, it's so bad.

🏭

GRAHHHHH I HAVE . so many thoughts on so many of the maps in splatoon 3 i really really do but marooners is like my nemesis im like sat in my big fluffy flowy night robe with a cigarette holder and staring off into the dark menacingly thinking about it you don't understand just how deep my feelings about this map go .

marooners bay is IRRITATINGLY big and has so many unclimable walls. oh?? you wanna get to the basket in tornado?? well you better hope that your teammates are all on the exact same page and are the wellest of well oiled machines because if someone isn't A) getting eggs to the propeller B) splatting snatchers C) defending themselves / not getting fucking flattened by cohocks falling from the sky AND D) putting eggs into the basket efficiently then uhh woops !!! THAT'S A WRAP BAYBEE!!!!!!!!!!! WAHOO!!! GO TO PART TIMER.

you have to hope and pray that nobody cuts you off from the propeller because you probably (if we're talking higher rank playing here) won't have the time to aim and throw a golden egg up near the basket because some lesser salmonids are breathing down your neck. ORRRR you can go to the like ramp area near the back of the map and get flattened by a scrapper because everyone else is getting swarmed / far away. like i know this is an issue with just teammates but. this map is absolutely unplayable if you're doing freelance. if your teammates aren't aware of what bosses they can lure you're going to be stuck dying, being revived for 3 seconds and then dying again.

also the grates are bullshit like. oh my god they're so fucking STUPIDDDDDD . like that whole gap there between the rest of the upper area and the basket is soooo dumb. the only purpose it has is allowing people to move from one side of the map to the other quickly on mid/low tide i guess but. why even have it be like that. why should i have to use this little alleyway to get to the other side of the map when this just . isn't really a thing on other maps (ex. sockeye station) . the only other example of this i can think of is like. gone fission but that map is small and open enough that that isn't a huge issue?? at least in gone fission i can swim up a wall but nooo i have to walk the borders of texas just to get to the basket . anway back to the gap itself. its dumb as fuck. YES maps tend to have some kind of obstacle / thing going on around the basket!! (ex. sockeye stations basket is on a slightly raised platform, spawning grounds has a sort of wall by it) BUT THOSE ARE HELPFUL AND SURVIVABLE!!! AT LEAST IF I FUCK UP ON GETTING ONTO SOCKETES LEDGE ON HGIH TIDE I DONT IMMEDIATELY DIE!!! DO YOU KNOW HOW HUMILIATING IT IS TO KEEP TRYING TO SWIM TO THE BASKET BECAUSE I CANT OUTWALK A BOSS AND THEN FALLING INTO THE SEAS BECAUSE I THOUGHT MAP DESIGN WAS KIND AND LOVING!!! BUT NO!!!!

this rant has gotten so long that my food got here before i finished my thoughts on this map.

i have kind of lost my mind abt this so my points are a little scrambled up here but UGHHHH i hate this map. i desperately want it to be reworked so its smaller and less discombobulated because right now it feels like a frankenstein of a map that's not fun to play

[blkkizzat]

ohmygghsjsj i am PHYSICALLY unwell at that TA Choso idea from 🧠 nonnie and i still havent even recovered from prof geto ughhhh. Also ur commentary on not needing to have an awk convo bc cho will make the decision for u LMFAOOOO. It rlly did remind me of gf!choso beloved bc of that yummy age gap 🥵 or even like..... getting desperate loser choso to do your work for you hdjsjsj like that's not my degree sis, its his hahaha. Also ummm maybe i like drama bc why would that happen and fictional me wld still be sleeping around (boom bros anyone?) while choso thinks im his gf just for the brat taming 🙈🙈 i just know he would give you the nastiest look when he finds out I LOVE MY EMO BF OMGJDJDJ it's giving plug choso pt 3

Also KALIIIIIII you cheaterrrrr, you know i love me my virgin men and YET you keeping this virgin!sukuna fic under lock and key huh??? I been lookin for clues since you casually dropped that you had an idea for it a few weeks ago and i was like HUH since when??? Would dieee for that mans v-card , want him to break my back fr

I hope ur doing well bby!!! And i hope this fuckin sends 😭

🍒 nonnnn

🍒 ml!! yessssss i got it!! keep doing whatever you doing mamas cause its workin!!!

im trying to get rid of this hangover so i can write LOL. i got a pumpkin spice latte and sammy from joe and the juice (soooo gewd) so hoping that helps. hope you doing good too, hbu?

fr tho like throw choso the tiniest morsel of coochie and he is going to be your slave fr.

lmfao nooo like u so real cause same. like id be dating choso, but id be like, you know im a ho right? cause nerd!geto, and boom bros would still be getting it!!! fhdjkfhksdfj ahhh yes def once he finds out hes definitely hitting his switch button and going from baby to daddy realllll quick. fjdkgjhdfkgjhsdfk

Hehehehe sorry i dont wanna give up that idea just yet cause im pretty sure it hasnt been done yet (or how im picturing it at least) or i would! but i dont have much sukuna planned coming up so i might bump up that if i do get an inkling to write for him!

[diaryofaitgirl]

IT BOY <3

Dear diary ... It boy came by today to smoke ... and he look so dreamy and just ufff I love this man, and I just want to make him happy, because this man deserves to be happy this man deserves to be with someone like me or someone who thinks like me. legit me and this man has so many things in common. he is a Virgo, and I love Vigo's (now you know) lol. I know y'all noisy bitches want to know It Boy name ... but over here i will dish all the 411 but I made a pact to myself that i will not NAME DROP so his name to y'all is It Boy. well mister It Boy came in with some swim tanks and he shared that he did not have on any undiesssss, girlssss let me just tell you all i can do is laugh cause I get so shy but so turned on at the same time and I try to hide it , but I think he knows cause this will not be his first time making a comment like that but idk if its like the witch in me and my gift of reading humans , but I felt he had a double meaning . but girlll there is more this is the second time he said comment about he does not want to be the dominate one like and then basically he does not want to be the person who starts it, like he wants someone to throw themself and start everything. And this is where things get crazy for me is like i PERSONALLY would not care, I just don't like rejection. So the night continues and we near the end of his stay, he was rolling a blunt and he got up and i saw his DICK semi harddddd , and im so sorry i look at it like and i know he saw me and he did not sit down he was standing up a whole good MIN and i w3as still staring then he sat down. I was so turned on like if my sister was not there gurlll i would of kneeled down and sucked his dick. but ofc while I'm starring at his dick print I'm imagining of this, I'm so turned on that i feel hot asf ... for nothing he left, and everything stop ughhhh like This man has me like this for two years ... is that its hard you know ... he is my BEST FRIEND ughhh i know what y'all thinking yes we BEST FRIENDS but its just different . y'all STFU and enjoy cause this is is going to be a WHOLE series , cause legit this is the only place i come to dish the tea tea , my DIARY <3 . any ways im out , im going to change and take a shower and put skin care, smoke a blut , put some hulu and go to sleep . I have to wake up at 7am to walk and get my day going . I do have some updates for my diary readers . Send this to your it girl friend , yall know we have to be here for each other xoxo - It Girl <3 💋

[itzsana-kiddingmenow]

Sanaaaa im soo boreddd there is nothing to do. My so called friends don’t even talk to me i was like im gonna stop texting them first kets ser when are they gonna trxg back bc everytimr i did iy was so dry andddd we haven’t talked since

Our texts

“What are you doing?”

“Nothing you?”

Tells every detail about what im doing

-She keeps leaving the chat btw-

“Where do you keep going im trying

To talk to you”

“Tell me im not going anywhere”

She leaves righttt after she sends it then has the audacity to leave me on red. I told her i was mad at her and i wasn’t going to talk to her as a joke and she said for how many minutes and i said give me 10 you broke my heart. After 10mins i come back. I talk about stupid stuff and she gives me ONE word answers 🤗 then i start talking about a new drama i watched and she leaves me on red and never replies WHILE SHE WAS ONLINE THE WHOLEEEE NIGHT😧

The block button be looking real good rn. But thrn agaian i dont want to deal with her after blocking her. She will come and asl me why i blocked her and oh whats that? suddenly shes the victim and im the problem just because i can’t defend myself. Like ughhhhh so annoying i don’t even want to talk about this to her bc i knowww she will turn it around. So tired of her if im being honest she drives me crazy sometimes i want to punch her in the face🤗 she replies really late while i reply in an instant and im the one keeping up the relationship(friends) i don’t like drama

Anyways that all im yapping about its so annoying someone get that girl out of my head

Sorry if i yapprd to much😔

ughhhh wtfff

how could ANYONE talk to mah baby this way?! IMMA THROW HANDS 👊💥

she doesn’t deserve your company, lovie. talk to me, i’m so much better than that bitch~

i hate it when people leave the chat and then give the TINIEST answers. i have tons of friends like that, even on tumblr hehe…though i do have to tolerate it sometimes…

just block her, avoid her irl and if she manages to find you just don’t talk to her, OR EVEN BETTER give one word answers just like she did to you! trust me, it’ll drive her insane 😗

[coridallasmultipass]

Shit week tw mold

Im fucking screaming

I bought expensive ass lions mane to fry (ive only done this once before but it was so good) i bought expensive ass gluten free flour for this since i had to throw my old bags of flour out last summer (weevils attacked bc my mom isnt intolerant to regular wheat flour)

And now im like, okay, suck it up, youve got an injured back but we bought this fancy mushroom on wednesday and now we need to cook it (today is saturday, that's almost 4 days in my home fridge)

And i get everything set up, im about to spice the flour for breading and im like, wait. Check that the mushroom isnt totally gross (i could see it was drying out a little thru the carton slots, but i didnt look inside yet. Wouldve been fine if it was dry since i was frying it to dryness anyway)

And its got fucking mold. None of it is safe to eat, even if thats only a little mold.

Now i gotta put the flour back in the bag and cook an egg for lunch, since i cant put it back in the shell lmao

God why does this always happen to me, no matter what i do all my food goes bad before i can eat it. Ive been eating such low-effort foods for a while because i do not have the spoons to cook, and my back has been bad for a month (and went out on sunday).

This shit was expensive too. Mushrooms and flour were like $10 each. I just wanted something nice and fresh for a change, but apparently thats too much to ask when ur chronically physically and mentally ill

I dont even have another vegetable or anything to fry. Maybe a potato but that sounds gross to bread lmao. Ill just have an egg sandwich i guess!! Ugh.

On top of that its hard to eat fresh food when i cant close my teeth together. I liked getting watercress for sandwiches, but i cant bite it with my front teeth. I miss eating carrots with hummus but it hurts to eat hard vegetables because of the fibromyalgia around my teeth. Other vegetables take a lot of prep or have the same stringy quality i cant eat. Havent been able to bite things in half in a while because my teeth dont meet together in the front. Its already hard enough to try and eat sandwiches. This shit is just humiliating. Ughhhh.

I already have such bad anxiety about throwing food away, probably due to being forced to sit at the table and eat all my food as a kid. Im literally so fucking tempted to just cut the mold off rn. But im also scared of mold lmao. I have like aerophobia (fear of breathing in anything, not planes which is incorrect). I love mushrooms but spores freak me out. Ive forced myself to eat around mold before and it was really traumatizing and i dont like grapes anymore because of it (just anticipating the burst of moldy greenness every time i eat one bluhh)

I hate this so much lmao.

Someone needs to make a fridge that doesnt spoil food.

I need to stop buying fresh stuff. Its just a waste of money when i cant get to it in time. I really wish it didnt go bad so fast.

Hopefully when my teeth and jaw get fixed i can eat more fresh food

[sharksa-shivers]

Max is sick/more texts between character stuff cuz why not?

Kristy: Max

Kristy: Max, cmon dude, need you to wake up! We kinda need you today!!

Max: Ive been up ffs been trying to sleep tho

Max: damn that sucks cuz i feel like shit

Kristy: Ughhhh, look, i get it, depression but like…You can't just keep sitting stuff out because of your depression???

Max: ??????? It's not depression tho???? Hshshshshs fuck

Max: Im fuckin sick lol im not coming sorry to disappointt

Kristy: Yeah, sure, ok. Nice prank buddy

Kristy: Now get up and get dressed, we need to go!!!

Max:(sends a pic of him holding up a wad of used tissues, Max looks out of it in the picture, he is obviously sick) sorry lol would you like a snot or cough sample to prove that im not fucking lying?

Kristy: …….Oh…….

Max: YEAH LMAO

Max: you try fuckin sleeping when you can't breath, having a tiny nose thats clogged doesn't help when im trying to inhale oxygen

Max: throat hurts, head hurty, nose blocked tf off, can i sttay home now mom??? please???? Im so tired and i feel like shit lol

Kristy: …..I guess you're kinda gonna have to, hmmm….Trying to think…

Max: how about fuck the mission, tkae a day off???

Kristy: No!!!

Max: lol you should

Max: i love demon fighting and shit and you nkow i do but like…life is nore then labor ok? Enjoy it

Kristy: ……That is so weird of a phrase to come from you of all people who's suicidal af

Max: IM NOT SUICIDAL EVERY FUCKING DAY GODDAMNIT SHSHSHSHSHSH IM ONLY SUICIDAL MOST DAYS OK?.??? THERE IS A DIFFERENCE

Max: in seriousness tho, eh. Today feels kinda good mental health wise, its just my physical health thats shit today lololol Kristy: Well…Guess it is what it is then…

Max: hey lol can you get me some food and some meds plz? Im cozy in bed dont wanna spread germs and shit but a bitch needa eat lol (also meds would be p nice i miss breathing…oxygen bb plz come back im sorry;~;)

Kristy: Yeah yeah lmao, i can. I'm gonna assume no food preferences today?

Max: No lol just plz, im so hungry, blehhhh (preferably something i can fucjing taste and that wont hurt my throat much tho lol)

Kristy: Okayyyyyy, i'll see what i can do.

Max: Best friendo ever lol you da best!!! 💗 ---------------- And now some rambling text info bout The Trio derps whenever sick cuz why not tho? --- Trio derp sickness levels (this sickness meaning like…ig nausea levels --- Kristy: So Kristy is least likely to like get sick like that. With her having magic and the amulet and whatnot, she gets very used to rapid, disorienting movements over time (though at the series start, i can see this being more of an issue but also with Kristy's determination, i can see her blowing that shit out of the water pretty quick, her determination being the stronger of the 2) Kristy can still very much get sick tho, if she's in a very disorienting situation for a long time period, she's gonna get fucking sick… 🍃🍃🍃

Sharky: So with Sharky, he can get sick and he does from time to time. It's either him getting motion sick, him getting actual sick (from like food poisoning and bugs and whatnot) or it's the third option and that tying into him being a shark (but i'll hop back to this in a sec)

Sharky is kind of harder to get motion sick because he does have the advantage of being born in the ocean so…He's used to that sort of thing, like a ride or whatever isn't going to give him motion sickness, he gets it more from like…Being thrown around rapidly with 0 control or from magic use or things like that…

So for the other thing…So…him being a shark yeah? So a reminder; Sharky can throw up his entire stomach, like wholeass organ…This is because he's a shark and it's something Sharky REALLY REALLY FUCKING HATES part cuz it's so weird, part cuz it's disgusting and part because it fucking hurts since he's very not used to doing that…Sharky can vomit up either his entire stomach or he just throws up normally…Sharky doesn't really have much control over this but if it's a higher stress situation, it's gonna be the entire organ coming up. (this whole bit happens more if Sharky's scared or very fucking stressed or in a big emergency sort of thing…Otherwise, Sharky's probably gonna just throw up normally…) Sharky learns he has this ability during the series and i kinda megadoubt he ever utilizes it like Slash does BUT Sharky does learn how to control this a bit better and when he feels it happening, he tends to insta-calm down to try and prevent the whole thing from coming out… 🦈🦈🦈 Max: Max defs gets motion sickness probably the worst…This is probably another reason why Max isn't the biggest on dizzying shit or boats or things like that because it probably fucks him up alottttttttt… Unlike Kristy he has no magic And unlike Sharky, Max does not have any sort of help from the ocean soooooooooo…Yeah, rip dogeboi [i kinda feel like Sharky throws up more then Max does tbh but i think it's cuz Sharky's put in more situations where that can happen vs Max…] 🐶🐶🐶 Now for sickness sickness, i feel like Sharky probs gets sick in that way the least cuz of his height honestly (it's harder for germs and shit to bother him if they can't reach his face…If somebody coughs near him, it ain't gonna be near his face so…) I feel like Kristy's second And i feel like Max probs has it worst here again tbh (i defs feel like Max has really fucking awful allergies tbh…Idk why but it's a vibe i get, probably if i had to guess, something with his fur picking up things that make him sneeze and cough and whatnot, rip dogeboi again)

[losereye]

1. Hard question, i think it was lore for a game I wished to make a long time ago. I mostly forgot it though.

2. Ughhhh I hate slice of life so much

3. Probably this Naruto one I've been procrastinating on.

4. Every. Single. One. I've had to rewrite major story beats like 80 billion times I'm in pain.

5. 3rd person fluctuating tense? The way I write changes a lot depending on what I'm writing. But I mostly write in 3rd person and use different tenses for different actions.

6. I think actually sitting down and starting is the hardest part for me. I'm fine with lore crafting and character creation, its just hard for me to upkeep my writing schedule because of motivation.

7. Oooooooh I'm going to fucking curbstomp my MHA student. They're incredibly difficult and easy to write at the same time, and they're so happy it hurts.

8. Probably my MHA vigilante? She's cute and just wants to rescue and help people. A lot of her coworkers like her and she actively avoids fighting people so I think its endearing.

9. I drink a soda and act like i have a deadline, that or get one of my friends to ask a shitton of questions at me.

10. Almost never

11. I'm planning on having one, but haven't started it yet.

12. No actually, most of my original characters are based off of assets of myself.

13. I am a trans woman, no further explanation needed.

14. Mostly using adjectives and pacing. If I want some crazy action scene. I go like

Boom. "What the hell?" Throwing herself away from the noise, protagonist looks towards where ut came from. Boom. This time the explosion was closer.

Its effective imo

15. Sigh, the end of my current part 1

16. Not really? They've all remained kind of consistent. I'm planning on unpublising my current Naruto work and reworking it though so maybe soon.

17. I think an rp server I joined out of curiosity set my writing off. But honestly the stupid little texting stories on youtube started it.

18. I'm very tired. I have no reason to be. I just got this really comfy chair and put it in my room, it's nice and it has this pretty red color. I'm answering this instead of getting up to work on my projects, and I've been procrastinating them very bad.

19. This is a very edgy answer, but probably my mha villain oc? I based her off of the negative feelings I feel constantly, so writing her is both easy and relateable to me.

20. Honestly, my first naruto one. Having a sharingan would be very useful I think, especially with my bad eyes.

21. I don't follow any writing rules specifically, I'm a very home grown writer.

22. Planning on it :)

23. Honestly maybe something based on Neir: Automata, I love the game to death and want to honor it somehow.

24. RAGGHHHHH I LOVE HER. SHE'S SO SWEET AND EXCESSIVELY GOOD. WHY ARE HER PARENTS AWFUL SHE DOES NOTHING WRONG EVER SHE'S THE NICEST PERSON RAAAAGHHHH.

25. Im going to eat a brick

Writer's Ask Game

There are a couple weird and unrelated questions in there.

What was the first thing you ever wrote for yourself? Not for a school assignment but for your own enjoyment.

That one genre you always try to avoid writing about and why?

The WIP you are most attached to.

How many times have you been thrown off plot for a particular WIP?

How would you describe your writing style? Does your writing style change for different WIPs? If yes describe all or maybe just a few.

Which part of writing annoys you the most?

Which OC do you want to punch in the face?

Which OC do you think you will enjoy enacting and why?

How do you get rid of writers block? (I wanna know your secret method)

How often do you stick to your original plot?

Tell me about that spinoff you had for your WIP.

Do you have any characters based off people you know?

Unrelated but what are your opinions on J.K.Rowling?

How do you set the mood for the story?

Is there any scene you were/ are scared of writing? Why?

Have you ever made any major changes to any of you OCs? Which and why?

What/Who influenced you to start writing and why do you write?

Babble. Just talk about anything or everything. How's life going?

Which OC do you relate to the most?

Which OC do you wish you were? Why?

Have you thrown any writing rules that everybody follows out of the window?

Any OC that you killed cold heartedly without a second thought?

Tell me about your newest WIP idea. Even if you haven't written it down. Even if it will die in a matter of days.

Talk about the adorable cinnamon roll OC.

There is no 25th question. Let the person who asks decide what it should be.

[steakbones]

hardest part of this sims challenge is trying to make sure that the toddlers stay in their own locked toddler room. i knew i shouldve just given the kids a separate staircase instead of having all these god damn doors

[fagrackham]

hmrph

[jinkicake]

FHDHFH NO BC REALLY SCARAMOUCHE GOT ME AND I HATE IT!!! Bc all the fanart is top tier like it belongs in a museum and he the same vibe as imposter albedo like they can destroy a nation as a treat bc they’re lashing out🥺 chronic dabi disease. Like someone made this Tiktok about scaramouche walking in like “ daddy’s home” AMD IVE BEEN CRYING BC ITS TRUE HE STOLE ALL MY ATTENTION like wow I LOVE a mean ass man he can be all yandere in public but I’m taller than him like I’ll throw you over my shoulder and take you home💀like good luck choking me I’m into that,but unfortunately the dick is the punishment bc he will get and more unhinged the more you push him, like yeah you can ignore him yelling at you when he’s pissed but in retaliation he will fuck you in the harbinger meeting table like 6 mins before they’re supposed to start he has absolutely no shame bc who’s gon beat his ass?? Lmao can’t decide weather he gags you and they continue on w the meeting like normal like your NOT bouncing on his dick about to pass out or he makes them watch as he humiliates you “don’t try to hide your face now, should I let them use you too? You’re already making a mess” like yeah you can roast him unites red in the face but is it worth him electrocuting you when you cum?? And doing it over and over?? Him🫱🏽‍🫲🏾Lisa Using their electro powers to shock their partners when they cum to make them loose it😔😔 like I would be scared FR if I even made him roll his eyes bc I will be blacked out for four business days he system updates your brain so you just gotta chill for a while like the dick is phenomenal but at what cost😫 and speaking of he definitely has customizable ones like he definitely has one that lights up in that big ass robot like I saw art of the “ fight” of him fucking the traveler In that robot and the wires holding them in place, and now that he’s got his redemption arc started I want him to travel around!! Ion even like going into sumuru w them annoying ass mushrooms 😭 I want to see him go to Liyue and hear about childe reputation “ you know that harbinger that almost drowned the harbor? I hear he’s sneaking around w that hot funeral consultant” “ excuse me what did you say🙂” I need him to restart his hoe era bc I KNOW that he was trying as much shit as he could as a freshly free “human” like idk how he knows kazuha but wouldn’t be surprised if they fucked like he’s a traveler and he’s seen shit, like kazuha could probably tell you about some crazy ass threesome he had in sumuru while on sex pollen😭 like they are for the streets!! Scaramouche would just have to give up bc I like him like oh you hate me? Hate me harder that’s hot🥰🥰 like very jealous of the fatui grunts bc he degrades them 😒 like okay your right maybe a “god” does beet to put a lowly human in their place🥴

EXACTLYYYYY like why is scara's fanart so good it sets me up to fail.... he's a fucking short puppet i should NOT like his ass T T but then again,,, he's fucking crazy and i love psycho characters..... he's unhinged and i enjoy it!!!

((the mention of dabi.... my heart hurts,,, my number one psycho like hes forever in my heart!!))

naur literally scara is so scary because he doesnt care like the dude has nothing to lose so he's so reckless T T it's not like you can ever leave him or anything so he can do whatever he wants w you!!! hence his obsession w fucking you in front of others and just treating you like shit sighhh

honestly, im torn between obsessive yandere!scara and timid gentle!scara like there is no in between... he's either k!lling everyone that you talk to or holding your hand to make sure that you never leave him.... i guess clingy scara is another form or yandere!scara huh-

wahhhhh no literally ughhhh he and lisa are bitches when it comes to teasing their s/o w electricity like their fingers are literal vibrators.... ADD MISS MIKO TO THAT LIST TOO BC SHE'D ALSO DO THAT- they're all evil!!!!

oh my gawdddd did you read that one post about fucking his robot? my jaw DROPPED when i saw it.... it's like fucking eren's titan

i've seen the scara kazuha ship connections already!!!! and honestly,,, i see it.... i truly do!

also, i have to ask.... how do you feel about his supposed redemption arc? bc me, personally, i don't know how i feel like i want closure for him and everything but i also like him as a little shit >:-) i dont want him to get softttttt but idk!!!