#ughhh j have so much PLANNED!

[lookwhatyoudidithasanxiety]

(Not sure if this was already asked, but do you think Solar Flare will ever exist in this au?)

-Crumpet

:3

[bongjuiceconcentrate]

hello internet people this is my grocery list do u giys need me to pick anything up while im at the store or are yall good?

[peachjaem00]

au: Happy birthday to my man, the love of my life Jae! And happy Valentine´s day lovelies <3

warnings: mentions of weed, to smoke a blunt with jae UGHHH my literal dream!

[11:50 pm] Jaehyun knew it was late. He knew that the second he'd step a foot on the door he was going to find nothing but darkness accompanied by the slight noise of the night and your sleeping figure. He knew his work ruined not only his Valentine’s Day but his birthday and the opportunity to spend it with his partner. He loved his job but it was moments like these where the idol life really took a toll on him. 

He opened the door waiting to be received by the silent apartment but your standing figure alongside a living room filled with fluffy blankets, the coffee table filled with popcorn and snacks, the tv with the beginning of one of his favorite movies on pause and a gift on your hands was the first thing that he saw. 

“What the fuck?” You smiled by seeing how surprised he actually was. 

You knew you weren’t gonna be able to go out for Valentine’s Day because of his schedule, so you planned a movie marathon where you watched all of the movies he liked, which you usually didn’t watch because you’re not the biggest fan. 

“What’s all this?” He dropped his bag on the floor and walked towards you. When he was finally in front of you his hands moved on his own, positioning themselves on your forearms since your hands were holding a big gift bag. 

“Happy Valentine’s Day!” You said with the biggest smile which he mirrored. “And happy birthday!” You push the bag in front of him, the excitement was very evident in your eyes. “C’mon open it!” 

Jaehyun opened the bag with such delicacy, he didn’t want to rip it so he can keep it as a little memento of this precious occasion. He gasped when he saw the content of the bag. A first edition of his favorite vinyl record, a new watch and several blunts, you must have known his stash was empty -he thanked the lord since he hated rolling them up-. 

“No fucking way!” He said with the biggest smile on his face. “This is way too much, you didn’t have to do this.” 

“Oh please, it was my pleasure.” He hugged you with such force it hurt a little bit you didn’t care. “You deserve nothing but the best Jae.” 

“That must be why I have you as a partner.” You could feel your cheeks getting warm. “I got you something too.” He said after breaking the hug. “It’s not much and it’s small but I think you’ll like it.” He took out a little box out of his bag and gave it to you. 

“Oh you didn’t have to Jae give me anything, it’s your birthday, not mine.” You admired the box. It was a deep navy blue, velvet, and a little heavy. 

“It’s valentines tho, my baby deserves something.” You blushed even though he always calls you that, you still blush. 

You opened the box and gasped at the contents of it. A beautiful pearl necklace lays inside the box with a little medal that has J+ your initial. It was so beautiful you couldn’t believe it. 

“Jaehyun, oh my god.” He grabbed the necklace and put it on you. You could feel the brush of his fingers on your skin, the goosebumps followed no long after their touch. “I love it, thank you so much.” Your voice is soft but it was filled with gratitude and love. 

“I love you baby.” And then he kissed your lips, those lips he adored so much. 

“I love you too.” 

“What about we light one of these up and start our movie marathon huh?” He already had the blunt and the lighter out, he was just waiting for you to give the green light. 

“Sounds perfect.” You smiled and laughed at his excitement.

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just one little pat!

✎ leona kingscholar, ruggie bucchi, jack howl × gn! reader

"their reaction to you touching their ears and tail"

|| headcanon, fluff, crack

|| leona kingscholar

despises every bit of it

has or had threated to disintegrate any and all who dare to step a foot, even a mere inch, near him

don't even waste your efforts to concoct a 'master plan' in order to catch him off guard; been there, done that; unless you're his little nephew, the rate of your success is fairly low

strong reflexes, would pin you down in a heartbeat

tackled from behind? his tail has just enough strength to swat a regular sized human across a hallway; hurts like hell too, never pleasant

the process, tough maybe even traumatising to some, but the reward right after is one worth the struggle:

"..i can't believe this.." who ever planned this as a sick joke was as good as dead, but he already knows who's behind it all. the laughing of a howling hyena causing a deeper shade of rosy red to dust his cheeks, growing goosebumps on his tanned skin not apparent but fairly visible on closer inspection.

"poor mr kingscholar, whatever will he do to escape this predicament~" soft rumbles of purring increasing with each pat of his silky mane; tail swaying involuntary, thumping against the wooden flooring, mind wishing to be set free from this hellish torture yet body craving more of your warm touch.

"i'll have your head for this-" ruggie smirked, effortlessly brushing off eyes of green, laced with poison, glaring daggers at him. his body trembling from laughter yet still to prevent the measly lion from leaving his spot on the ground. you, of course, barely paid much mind to what displayed upon you, fingers ever so carefully caressing leona's fluff from head to toe. your squeals of excitement growing louder, grip on the housewarden's waist growing tighter.

|| ruggie bucchi

embarrassing; more so humiliating

isn't very guarded but would be on high alert after the many many times you 'just-so-happened' to have your hand brush against his head

very flinch-y; would even pout a little if you continue to caresses him after his warnings

had used his signature spell against you; had you running around the campus like a mad-lad till your knees turned numb

wish for a certified way to get your daily in-take of serotonin? bribery. what did you expect?

though his prices don't come cheap; better be prepare to have your wallet empty tonight

"erm.. 50 thaumarks..?" the hyena yawned, gloved hands fanning near the entrance of his mouth, tail swaying downwards feeling boredoms sinking its teeth into his bitter soul. 50? you had to be joking- why would he serve himself up to you for a measly 50 thaumark? you were already considered the 'lucky ones'; had it been anyone else, he would have marked up a fortune.

"i've already cut down your cost for the last time- 350 or nothing~" the frustration swirling within your eyes, the way you chewed at your bottom lip; it amused him. he could never understand why would be so desperate for a touch of his mane- absolutely ridiculous.

"ughhh- fine! j-just take it.. here- you happy now-" though he wouldn't say he didn't admired your determination.

"very!" ruggie grinned, fingers already dancing across the edges of light brown-ish paper, greed filling his pupils yet quickly dispersing when arms tackled him to the ground. his face planted against your chest with your hands already scratching at his scalp, upper limbs enwrapped trapped along with his body, leg entangled within yours. he wanted to yell, yell for you to let go- yet he forgot, he had already sold himself to you for the next hour~

|| jack howl

he doesn't mind it actually

well, that was a bit of an understatement-

he doesn't mind, as long as you both are alone; likely staying within the privacies of each other's rooms; he still has his pride to keep after all

gets extremely red -and maybe has a piece of him die on the inside- if you touched him openly

has a very reactive wolf form; and is why he never transforms near you; 'cause once he's caught- either of you would be willing to let go-

loves a scratch behind the ears and tummy rubsss; no touching the tail though- makes bby very uncomfortable

he wasn't known for having much in that empty head of his; just sports; yet he's not one to give up something without a proper fight even if it's just a couple pieces of paper with words sprouted across them. knowing he couldn't fight this battle alone, he searched you out; despite not having knowledge of any magic had excellent grades in every class, in his eyes at least.

you both got to work; having study session everyday till exams week. alongside much of what was taught within textbooks, he observed your love for patting his ears- he found it strange at first; your hands entangled within his mane, praising him with a 'good boy' with each right answer but he started enjoying it slightly. maybe it inflates his ego or he likes the way your palm feels against him.

but he does know- he doesn't want anyone knowing about his little secret..

your hand grazing the back of his left ear as you cooed ever so sweetly; the paper rolled within your hand in a red circle, '68'. he knew it was a high improvement from his mid-years but you didn't have to reward him here- out in the open as well- the snickers of the two heartslabyul students was enough to get him all flushed.. he doubts he'll hear the end of this till the day he dies-

[milalovesmatt]

“please mommy”

eric cartman/kenny mccormick/kyle broflofski/stan marsh x reader

(separate)

NSFW WARNING!!

eric cartman

it was right after you just dominated eric oh my gosh he was moaning and whining and crying just all of it but lucky you got a video and you were waiting for just the perfect time to tell him about it. one day he was being bossy and you showed him the video snd he went ballistic “wait baby dont show that to them dumbass!” “ oh but i just might if you keep this attitude~” “dont please” “ beg for me eric.” “p-please im b-begging please m-mommy anything j-just don’t show m-my friends” “okay!”

kenny mccormick

you just dommed kenny, he was sweating and everything. two days later he was talking to another girl a little too friendlyish so you pulled him to the side “hey babe wyd talking to that girl” “ we’re just friends!” “for now..” “ what was that?” “nothing love!” “oh okay well can i get back to talking to her?” “ofcorse just iif you want me to show the whole gc this video of you being a sub” “okay” “okay” he starts to walk away “wait kenny come back!” “ hm?” “ i love you💕” “ love you too” he then gives you a kiss “btw i didint send it to the gc love im sorry” “i know❤️”

kyle broflofski

you basically already know what im going to say right now long story short u dommed kyle duh and he was abt to leave your house “babyy why are you leaving so early” “ oh now your being clingy” “i want cuddles☹️” “ sorry babe i told kenny i would go to the movies with him tonight” “☹️☹️☹️” “im sorryyy i’ll be back in two hours” “okay well then i guess i will just have to show this video to cartman” “ wait what video?” “oh nothing just this video of me dominating u🤭” “what no doll please” “well then i guess u just have to dich kennyyyy” “honey yk i cant do that” “or if u want to beg for me” “ughhh” “come on dont be a whore beg.” “p-please” you sit in silence “please mommy” you ruffle his hair “there we go!” okay sweetheart u can go! kyle is blushing sm

stan marsh

he got home and you were on a ft call with kyle kenny and eric then he walked in the room “hey babe im home” “hey!” “wyd” “nothing much just calling the boys” “without ME?!?!?” he says in a sarcastic tone “sorry babe you were at work”  “ugh love birds shut up for a second playing roblox” “cartman i didint know u were a sticky i pad kid too, i thought u were just fat!” “shut up u stupid jew” “omg let me join ur server rn” “ew no” “soo y/n what did u and stan do this weekend that was important for him to CANCEL OUR PLANS😡” “oh uhmm..” “oh i know exactly what me and stanley did this weekend” you say with a smirk, that made stan blush. once u started talking he shushed u and hung up on them💀

[disapoimeq]

Hi stupid (???) trio hcs that make no sense

Idk their trio name lol anyways I'll probably be editing this from time 2 time

Randoms

Julius celebrates his birthday usually w others in like parties but he has a specific reserved time for when he spends it w Vince and Jesús

Jesús usually expects ppl not to hang out w him much in his birthday cuz yknow its Christmas and ppl are busy but Vince and Julius never fail to make it and they set their other plans aside 4 him!

Vincent hates celebrating his birthday and usually tries to forget abt it but Julius and Jesús don't allow him to n they make sure he spends it well and enjoys it!!

Tried to keep eachother calm in the anxiety episode but failed 💀

Julius likes writing

Jesús like crafting

Vincent likes painting DUH!!

#perfect team:)

Vincent likes going on long calls with em when he paints and Julius usually just leaves it in the background whilst he does other things,Jesús sleeps on call sometimes

Julius switches his wreath w Jesús' halo when they're bored

They rarely fight and when they do it never lasts LMFAO bros cannot stay mad at eachother

+Julius is usually forward or honest w his issues, Jesús doesn't wanna spend his time angry at any of them, and Vincent just needs a bit of time to himself and he'll feel ok with them again

Vincent prone to sickness

Jesús prone to injury

Julius too many near death experiences

Julius and Jesús like having long talks when they walk home together

Julius pours milk first 😔

Jesús does it either way

Vincent doesnt like the texture of cereal

Julius has bad allergies most the time

Vincent has asthma

Jesús gives good advice and never fails to encourage Vincent atleast a bit

Julius and Jesús like getting summer jobs so they can be co-workers

One time Jesús said a random ass joke but Vincent legit found it so funny bro still laughs about it even weeks later

Julius usually takes the blame when they get in trouble for stupid stuff

Sometimes they have to drag Vincent out the art room to have lunch with them or they just eat with him there

Jesús always puts his arm on their shoulders or clings onto them when they walk

JULIUS SOMEHOW NEVER GETS SICK so like he doesn't care if the other two are sick he still not gonna leave them alone

They don't take pics with each other much but when they do it actually looks really good/wholesome:)

Julius talks about them too much and brags about them all the time

Vincent questions most of their decisions honestly

Julius and Jesús childhood pals

They wanna be roommates in college smh

Sleepover fesitivies

Julius slept first in one sleepover n woke up to his face with scribbles and doodles 💀

Sometimes they get prank calls from Gandhi in the middle of the night and they're just like UGHHH AGAIN!?!?!

Julius sleeps first wakes up 2nd

Jesús sleeps 2nd wakes up first

Vincent never sleeps./j

Plays boardgames occasionally

Julius literally will do any dare you give him in truth or dare

Jesùs somehow always wins Uno

Vincent sucks at charades/heads up, actually just guessing games in general

Doesn't tell eachother scary stories, doesn't fuck with ghosts and minds their business 😭

Sleepovers usually occur in Julius' house but after school they usually hang out more in Vincent's

Julius is a heavy sleeper and only wakes up if the noise is really loud

Vincent kicks when he sleeps 💀

Uhh idk what else ill add later lolll 😹

[luciluck2046-md]

Murder Drones: Glowing Future AU

2. Кукла.exe

TW: Suicidal Actions. Reader Discretion is advised

It's 5 am. I wake up to a ding. I think I'm the only one that heard it, since the rest are sleeping. I see a notification on my screen.

File Download Ended

██████████████

Open File | Close Notification

I try to press the second button to go into my files folder and delete this shit.

It won't close. I keep choosing it but it won't close.

"The fuck..?" I whisper quietly. "OH F-" I almost yell when I see that somehow there was chosen the Open File option.

⚠︎ Warning! Virus detected ⚠︎

⚠︎ Предупреждение! Обнаружен вирус ⚠︎

I get a warning. My right eye gets all blurry and everything on the right gets translated to Russian.

"Oh sh-shit..." I mumble, slightly glitching. "I fucked up big t-time..."

I instantly move from my bed to my laptop and boot it up to search for an antivirus.

I hear N move. I turn, only to see that he just made himself comfier. How can they even sleep upside down???

I start searching for an antivirus after I put in my password.

"Here you are-are..." I whisper. I download several on my laptop, and I get a cable to transfer them to me.

I connect the cable to my ear and to my device, getting ready to move the files, but my plans aren't happening-

"Привет, Узи. Я вижу, ты пытаешься избавиться от меня. Жаль, что этого НИКОГДА НЕ ПРОИЗОЙДЕТ. / 𝙷𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚘 𝚄𝚣𝚒. 𝙸 𝚜𝚎𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚐𝚎𝚝 𝚛𝚒𝚍 𝚘𝚏 𝚖𝚎. 𝚃𝚘𝚘 𝚋𝚊𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝 𝚆𝙸𝙻𝙻 𝙽𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙷𝙰𝙿𝙿𝙴𝙽." A message appears on the screen of the laptop.

"Shit... I virused the-the fucking laptop. Robo-Jesus I'm an idi-idiot." I rumble as quiet as I can.

// Note from Uzi one hour later: "I underes-estimated the situation. I didn't fuck up big time. It's much, MUCH wo-worse.

I take out the cable and try to find a solution.

"Ughhh Uzi, the same w-way you fucked it up you should unfuck it u-up, come on!" I keep telling myself.

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"You Should-" Cyn starts talking. Loud.

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"CYN!" I yell. "Gosh... Q-quiet..." I add whispering. But the bad was already done.

V wakes up, and gets off from her upside down position.

"Good morning to you too Uzi, why you up so early?" She asks me tired.

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"... V? I f-fcked up..." I mumble, while resetting my laptop to the fabric software.

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"Uzi, the fuck you did, you never say that you fucked up. And what's with the glitched voice?" She asks me slightly worried.

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"... V-virus." I respond.

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"A virus? You'll find a way out, don't worry." She responds more relaxed.

I turn towards her to say something, but I decide to not do so. V is horrified.

"WHAT THE..? YOU DID FUCK UP!" She yells scared and loudly. The other two drones wake up.

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"Th-thanks V." I tell her sarcastically.

N is the first one to get down from him sleeping pose.

"Good morning everyone!" He says without looking at me. "Oh, you were already awa-..." He adds, but he isn't finishing his sentence.

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"ROBO-GOD, WHAT'S TH-THE FUCKING PROBLEM, HOW B-BAD IS THIS VIRUS!?" I yell annoyed. "Actually I'll see-see myself." I rumble, and go to N's face to see my reflection in his screen.

"... SH-SHIT!" I yell the next second. My right eye is in a gradient red, instead of yellow. Everything makes sense now...

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"Bitch shut the fuck up I'm trying to sleep!" J says, pulling her wings over her face. She does not understand the gravity of the situation.

"Guys... Please g-get out this virus is so much-ch more dangerous GET OU-OUT!" I yell worried at them, and I run out the door.

N says something confused, but I don't listen to him.

"Hey Uzi, is everything okay-" Dad asks me when he sees me running. I don't respond, and I destroy the door to out house to run on the bunker's hallway.

I get my wings out and start flying to the exit of the building.

I get there and stop. "Why Are You, Running." Cyn asks me.

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"C-cyn... I do not have t-time to explain." I tell her.

I go out the already open door, and start flying.

I start flying somewhere far from my friends.

Somewhere where they'll be safe.

𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂

I am walking in circles in the old church.

I look at where Doll's body was.

I remember when she just collapsed.

Her last words

"дать отпор"

Maybe I could find more about Yeva.

Maybe I'll know what to do.

"Робот-бог, просто заткнись, я просто пытаюсь жить, господи! / 𝚛𝚘𝚋𝚘-𝚐𝚘𝚍, 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚜𝚑𝚞𝚝 𝚞𝚙, 𝙸'𝚖 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚝𝚛𝚢𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚝𝚘 𝚕𝚒𝚟𝚎, 𝚓𝚎𝚎𝚣!" I suddenly hear.

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"What Is She, Doing Here?" Cyn asks.

At this point, this is normal.

"D-doll, what are you doing in m-m-my head." I say emotionlessly. I got enough of this shit.

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"О, вирус действительно подействовал на тебя. Как кто-то вроде ТЫ спас этот чертов мир? / 𝙾𝚑, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚟𝚒𝚛𝚞𝚜 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚊 𝚗𝚞𝚖𝚋𝚎𝚛 𝚘𝚗 𝚢𝚘𝚞. 𝙷𝚘𝚠 𝚍𝚒𝚍 𝚜𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚈𝙾𝚄 𝚜𝚊𝚟𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 𝚠𝚘𝚛𝚕𝚍?" I hear her voice in my head.

I don't say anything. I keep walking in circles.

My phone starts ringing. It's V's number

I pick up. "N? Wh-why are you call-calling?" I ask hearing N's voice.

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"Uzi? UZI? What happened??? Why did you go? Where are you? Are you safe?" He's asking me panicked. I put on a sad smile.

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"I'm trying to-to protect y-you. Don't w-worry about me." I respond. "B-bye." I say, and then I close.

"Ты действительно встречаешься с проклятым убийцей? А я думал, у тебя есть стандарты. / 𝚈𝚘𝚞'𝚛𝚎 𝚊𝚌𝚝𝚞𝚊𝚕𝚕𝚢 𝙳𝙰𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝚊 𝚐𝚘𝚍𝚍𝚊𝚖𝚗 𝚖𝚞𝚛𝚍𝚎𝚛𝚎𝚛? 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝙸 𝚝𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚐𝚑𝚝 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚑𝚊𝚍 𝚜𝚝𝚊𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛𝚍𝚜." Doll says.

"Th-that's why I am not with th-them right now." I mumble. "Can't you g-go away?" I add tired. I can't do this today.

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"И потерять возможное тело? Я очень надеюсь, что твое тело не перегреется, но примерно через час я буду КОНТРОЛИРОВАТЬ. / 𝙰𝚗𝚍 𝚕𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚊 𝚙𝚘𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚋𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢? 𝙸 𝚍𝚘 𝚜𝚞𝚛𝚎 𝚑𝚘𝚙𝚎 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝚋𝚘𝚍𝚢 𝚠𝚘𝚗'𝚝 𝚘𝚟𝚎𝚛𝚑𝚎𝚊𝚝, 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚗 𝚊𝚋𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚊𝚗 𝚑𝚘𝚞𝚛 𝙸'𝚕𝚕 𝚋𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚘𝚗𝚎 𝚒𝚗 𝙲𝙾𝙽𝚃𝚁𝙾𝙻." She responds.

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"If I-i go somewhere wh-where nobo-nobody's going to find me, and die-die, will you be able to get to anyone el-else?" I ask her, getting worried.

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"Э-э... Нет? О, Робо-Бог, я выбрал не тот дрон. Иди на хуй. / 𝚄𝚑𝚑... 𝙽𝚘? 𝙾𝚑 𝚁𝚘𝚋𝚘-𝙶𝚘𝚍 𝙸 𝚌𝚑𝚘𝚜𝚎 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚠𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚐 𝚍𝚛𝚘𝚗𝚎. 𝙶𝚘 𝚏𝚞𝚌𝚔 𝚢𝚘𝚞𝚛𝚜𝚎𝚕𝚏." She says annoyed.

𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂

I am sitting on the enge of the hole in the middle of the church.

I've been debating if I should really do it or get with it for the past 20 minutes.

"Тик-так, тик-так, часы тикают! / T𝚒𝚌𝚔-𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚔, 𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔-𝚝𝚘𝚌𝚔, 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚌𝚕𝚘𝚌𝚔 𝚒𝚜 𝚝𝚒𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐!" Doll says, on an amused voice.

I take out my phone and decide to talk for the last time with... Everyone I guess..

I decide to call V, since she's most of the time with the other two drones, and because N doesn't have a phone yet.

"THE FUCK YOU WENT????" Is the first this I hear when V picks up. I laugh sadly.

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"Hi!... How-how's N..?" I ask her. "I-is N there..?"

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"He's outside the bunker, searching for you. Where did you go, is everything alright??" V asks me worried.

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"What..? Fu-fuck..." I say, avoiding her question. "Th-then... Tell him I lo-lo-loved him..." I mumble.

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"Uzi, what are you doing..? UZI DON'T YOU DARE. DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!" V yells very worried at me. I think mom heard her, since she appears in the image.

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"... H-hi mom... I gu-guess we part ways ag-again..." I tell her.

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"UZI, GET YOUR ASS BACK HOME WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO????" She asks me. Worried like everyone else.

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"I FU-FUCKED UP, ALRIGHT-RIGHT??" I yell, bursting in tears. "I DO-DON'T WANT TO KILL ANY OF-OF MY FRIENDS!"

Mom is speechless.

"... Это неловко. / ... 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚎𝚖𝚋��𝚛𝚛𝚊𝚜𝚜𝚒𝚗𝚐." I hear. Doll is laughing at me.

"Gu-guys.... Just tell N that I lo-loved him very m-much. I love you-ou guys too!..." I mumble, hanging up.

"Ты собираешься прыгнуть сейчас? / 𝚈𝚘𝚞 𝚐𝚘𝚗𝚗𝚊 𝚓𝚞𝚖𝚙 𝚗𝚘𝚠?" Doll asks me nonchalantly.

|

"Uzi, Do Not, Do That. I Do Not Want, To Die." Cyn tells me. I ignore her.

Who programmed us to be able to cry?

I shouldn't be crying. But I am. I mean, I will never see anyone again... N, mom, even dad...

I get up, wipe my tears, and look at the void in front of me.

"B-bye world!" I say smiling. But I'm not happy. I'm anything but happy.

And I jump.

𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂~𖥂

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Wow, weird ending, an I right? Does the story end here? Of course not, but what happens? Stay tuned in to find out :3

[hyuckswoman]

im not even mark biased (nobody misinterpret that i will get violent /j) but i adore your smau so much 😭 i was just stalking the tags and i somehow ended up reading it n now i keep up w it and i love how consistent u r with posting hehe

im jaemin biased but jeno's been wrecking me EXTRAA hard these days literally check my history on any social media ive got it bad sorry nana😔 N E WAYS MY POINT IS this potential jeno romance makes me giddy but like im goinf to cry (war. i will start a war. this is a threat /j) if whatever this is w jeno ends in even an ounce of heartbreak </3

PLEASSEEEEEEEE first of all, TYSM WHATTTTT i’m so happy you like down bad omg i swear when people tell me their thoughts about my work i get so giddy omg you should see the stupid grin i have on my face rn

also maybe spoiler? not really but like since i have a couple of chapters planned, I perceive chapter 20 in a whole different way plsss.

one thing abt me is I HATE multiple love leads/ love triangle tropes so i’m really sorry but there won’t be ANY jeno romance or anything in this, the shipping with some people is a canon event that will serve me purpose later (😝) so no jeno or anybody but mark x y/n romance is gonna take place

also, this made me so happy i might just do jeno bf texts just for you…idk anyway LOVE YOU POOKIE and hope you’re having a great day and tysm for interacting with me n the story you have no idea how happy this makes me ughhh 😣

(also as someone that doesn’t have a bias in nct but is in their mark era it’s good that you don’t bias him…i will start a war with you the second i enter my jaemin/jeno era tho (i swear when i have to tag people on my taglist and i see users like marksgf or markslover i get SICK cuz why are you perceiving him??))

[lavender-lotion]

Fanfic Writer Asks

I was tagged by @asarcasticwitch - thank you so much!

1) How many works do you have on AO3?

737, which is an ugly number :(

2) What’s your total AO3 word count?

1,890,054 words, which ... AH I might actually get to 2mil by the end of the year!

3) How many fandoms have you written for, and what are they?

thank you, ao3 dashboard for this handy list:

Teen Wolf (TV) (377)

X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies) (187)

Marvel Cinematic Universe (93)

Glee (29)

Young Justice (Cartoon) (11)

Kingsman (Movies) (9)

Original Work (9)

The Avengers (Marvel Movies) (8)

Criminal Minds (US TV) (7)

Thor (Movies) (6)

Deadpool (Movieverse) (5)

Weird City (TV) (5)

X-Men (Original Timeline Movies) (4)

Yu-Gi-Oh! Duel Monsters (Anime & Manga) (4)

Ragnarok (TV 2020) (4)

Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies) (3)

Teen Wolf (TV) RPF (3)

Iron Man (Movies) (3)

The House in the Cerulean Sea - T. J. Klune (2)

Venom (Marvel Movies) (1)

Stranger Things (TV 2016) (1)

Captain America (Movies) (1)

Fate: The Winx Saga (TV) (1)

Power Rangers Ninja Storm (1)

X-Men - All Media Types (1)

Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan (1)

Riverdale (TV 2017) (1)

X-Men Evolution (1)

Push (2009) (1)

4) What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

With You, I Belong

Mates and Marriage Proposals

The Perceptions of You and I

(baby) maybe that matters more

Breathing You In

5) What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

ughh so, fair warning, I have a lot of works. I definitely do not remember all of them, however I do have four works tagged as Unhappy Ending and then another nine works tagged Ambiguous/Open Ending, which is way more than I’d thought I had! 

however, there is one fic that stands out in mind when I think about which of my works has the angstiest ending! Heed the tags :)

And Now?

Teen And Up Audiences | Major Character Death | M/M | Teen Wolf (TV) | Chris Argent/Peter Hale/Stiles Stilinski | Chris Argent, Peter Hale, Stiles Stilinski | Alternate Universe - Soulmates, Canonical Character Death, Peter Hale Dies, Unhappy Ending

Stiles Stilinski finds out who his soul mates are by setting one on fire.

6) What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

ughhhhhhhh I truly do not know??? 

7) Do you write crossovers? If so, what is the craziest one you’ve written?

I don’t write many crossovers at all! I have some mcu/teen wolf cross overs, I have a teen wolf/glee cross over plotted (that i’ll probably never write), but my strangest is probably this teen wolf/x-men cross over!

what-ifs (don’t fuckin’ matter to no one)

Teen And Up Audiences | No Archive Warnings Apply | M/M | X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)Teen Wolf (TV) | Logan (X-Men)/Sheriff Stilinski | Logan (X-Men), Sheriff Stilinski, Stiles Stilinski | Memory Loss, Telepathy, Mentions of War, Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Child Neglect, Grief/Mourning, Telepath Stiles Stilinski, Telekinetic Stiles Stilinski, Nightmares, Cuddling & Snuggling

There’s somethin’ there. Somethin’ that has him sleeping curled up on his side with a pillow tucked to his chest, somethin’ that has him splittin’ up his food ‘fore he eats ‘cause he don’t need as much as a baseline. Has him turnin’ to tell someone shit that ain’t there. There’s just...there’s just somethin’ there that’s missin’ and it shouldn’t be missin’.

8) Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

sometimes! I don’t write a lot of smut because I actively dislike writing it, but the smut I do write is super super soft and sappy and full of emotions lol

9) Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

I respond to almost all of my comments! comments i won’t respond to: negative comments, unsolicited criticism, comments that aren’t relevant to the fic itself, comments simply asking for more 

I love love love responding to comments! I love every single comment that I get and I want to show how much I appreciate getting them, and personally I think responding to comments is the only way to do that! everyone has different comment philosophies, but for me, if someone is taking the time to comment on my fic like I so badly want them to, I think it’s important to respond to show my appreciation! 

10) Have you ever received hate on a fic?

aha YEAH I DO. this past weekend I actually got a number of shitty comments and had to file two ao3 abuse reports for harrasment (: I love it

I am no stranger to hate comments. I write copious amounts of age difference fic. I write copious amounts of incest. I am not going to apologize nor am I going to feel bad for enjoying either.

11) Have you ever had a fic stolen?

ughhh I sure as heck hope not! 

12) Have you ever had a fic translated?

Yes! I have a number of them :) I always always do my best to make sure it’s linked to the original fic, AND that I add a tag noting that there’s a translation!

13) Have you ever co-written a fic before?

I have made a few attempts! the only successful attempt is there's nothing i wouldn't do to make you feel my love which is a collaboration with @flightinflame, not quite a co-write!

14) What’s your all-time favorite ship?

I am unable to answer this lol I don’t have an all-time favourite. mutli-shipping forever.

15) What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

god okay this is such a good question! imma ramble about a few so bear with me here! (i may have 700 posted works but I also have a few hundreds wips & ideas floating around in my gdrive, too)

gone & past - this is a starrish wip i’d started in 2017. I ended up deleting it from ao3 to rewrite it and never got there, but I have about 20k of content! I built my home, inside of you - thorki human au with college jock thor and high school dancer loki. i’ve got a start and nothing else Sheriff Stilinski Gets Some Sweet Sweet Lovin’ - massive wip where... well, the sheriff fucks his way through the entire pack. I want to write it but. trans allison au - this is an au where allison is trans and that changes the entire season 1 canon. it features stallison, petopher, and a looooooong ass outline that will never exist beyond my wips You Fill My Heart (With Such a Gentle Love) - this is a stetopher a/b/o au with pregnant omega stiles and alpha pair petopher falling in love. it started as a labour of love to someone I no longer have in my life. I have about 30k, a full outline, but idk. makes me sad to think about it they slipped briskly into an intimacy from which they never recovered - this is my big x-men first class rewrite that I honestly don’t think i’ll ever finish. I have a few thousand words, a full outline, but no love lost for cherik so. doubtful Physiotherapy (I'll Be Your Baby) - this was a fic I was SO excited about, and then it kinda flopped and stayed a wip because I didn’t have a plan or the motivation to finish it. it’s a winterspider human au with amputee bucky and science twink peter that I adore the premise of but who knows breathing you in chapter 2 - I have a massive second chapter planned for this fic but the first did so good so fast I am way too intimidated to write more in case everyone hates it lmao

there are more arjgoirjeg there are so many more but these are the bigger ones I can think of right now!

16) What are your writing strengths?

ughhhhh I hate answering this because I have, like, seriously bad imposter syndrome around my writing BUT I do think i’m able to weave poignant backstory into narration & i write strong, distinctive narrative voices!

17) What are your writing weaknesses?

literally I can’t write settings at all. I don’t know how people vividly describe settings but I absolutely cannot do that and it’s one of the reasons I haven’t delved into original fiction. I need to write the town my characters live in?? fuck that imma just use a location we’ve seen on screen & let readers fill in the blanks lmao

I am also shit at long fic. I don’t have the mind for long and interesting plots, and I don’t have the focus to write long fic (which is why every long fic i’ve ever posted has taken me literal years to complete smh).

18) What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

I like it! both as a reader and as a writer. as a writer, I generally only use a few words, or small sentences that can be understood by context, and I generally don’t 

19) What was the first fandom you wrote for?

the last thing I wrote and posted was this one:

Languish

Teen And Up Audiences | No Archive Warnings Apply | M/M | X-Men (Original Timeline Movies) | John Allerdyce/Bobby Drake | Bobby Drake, John Allerdyce, X-Men (Team) | Not Canon Compliant, Future Fic, Established Relationship, Summer, Teasing, Fluff

It was a really, really hot Saturday, and most of the school was outback, enjoying the sun, not caring about the heat, and having the time of their life.

Everyone but Bobby, of course, who was melting away.

“I just want to remind everyone that I make ice. I am the Ice Man. I am not built for the heat and soon enough I’m going to melt away into nothing.”

20) What’s your favourite fic you’ve written?

this is another impossible question! I have a few I really enjoy, but I really don’t think I have a favourite that stands out above the rest!

i’m tagging: @4magicandmayhem @insertmeaningfulusername @midrashic @wynnefic @ikeracity @stronglyobsessed @elledelajoie @wolfnprey​ & anyone else who sees it and wants to do it! seriously! go ahead :)

blank questions below the read more!

1) How many works do you have on AO3?

2) What’s your total AO3 word count?

3) How many fandoms have you written for, and what are they?

4) What are your top 5 fics by kudos?

5) What’s the fic you’ve written with the angstiest ending?

6) What’s the fic you’ve written with the happiest ending?

7) Do you write crossovers? If so, what is the craziest one you’ve written?

8) Do you write smut? If so, what kind?

9) Do you respond to comments? Why or why not?

10) Have you ever received hate on a fic?

11) Have you ever had a fic stolen?

12) Have you ever had a fic translated?

13) Have you ever co-written a fic before?

14) What’s your all-time favorite ship?

15) What’s a WIP that you want to finish but don’t think you ever will?

16) What are your writing strengths?

17) What are your writing weaknesses?

18) What are your thoughts on writing dialogue in other languages in a fic?

19) What was the first fandom you wrote for?

20) What’s your favourite fic you’ve written?

[paradoxesofgalaxies]

I am, uh, not doing well.

Long ramblings about family drama and trauma below the cut

So last night, drama erupted with the in-laws re: plans for Christmas. Basically, the parents and one of the siblings (M) plan to go to the family Christmas party despite the people hosting it being unvaccinated/antivax. My partner (S), the second eldest (E), and J our roommate/the youngest sibling do not plan to attend because of obvious safety concerns. The plan had been to do Christmas breakfast at the parents before the head up to the party (and then not see them for awhile).

But last night we found out E got exposed to COVID and their quarantine lasts until Christmas day. So MiL suggested moving breakfast to the day after. J responded explaining that that won't work because it presents a lot of risk since they'll have been with a bunch of unvaccinated people the day before and J works as a home aid caring for elderly people and can't take that risk. MiL proceeded to get offended by this and then M chimed in with some really nasty comments targeting J. J was incredible and, despite being the youngest person involved, handled things very maturely. But M just treated them like a child. There were also comments made by MiL and M that just overall downplayed the risks of the pandemic and were insulting towards the rest of us.

But yeah so all this went down while S was working, but he saw the texts on his break and got Very angry. He pretty much raised J because his parents had given up by that point so he has parental-like attachment to J and is very protective of them. So seeing them get attacked like that made him v angry. He told the family we will not be attending Christmas breakfast regardless of which day it is held and then ignored his mom's call that soon followed.

But yeah while he's not angry at me, anger is triggering for me so I've been really on edge since this all started yesterday. I found myself falling into fawning last night as I was caught between his rage/trauma and J's pain/trauma.

He's still angry today, though it's a quieter seething.

I'm just really struggling. We went from days (possibly a week?) of him having a migraine which throws off his affect such that he seems angry when he isn't to this happening and him being more enraged than I've seen him in years. And i don't know how to handle it.

Then I fucked up this morning and was outside when maintenance came to spray so i didn't hear the knocking and he works from home so it was messing with his phone call and he came to get me to deal with. He seemed so angry and now i don't know if it's just the same anger or if he's mad at me now too and i have to wait until his next break to find out.

Ughhh this sucks

[stiles-hoodie]

HSMTMTS REWATCH

SEASON TWO

EPISODE 5 - The Quinceañero

• Everyone agreeing to come to the farm without actually knowing what's happening.

• Ej's scream

• "Coming up with an awesome plan and just doing it. Without asking for permission." Is the thing she loves best. Goes into her saying later on the she liked how she was taking risk. Going to YAC (even though I'm still kindof confused how she got it in) definitely got her confidence up. But at the same time this makes sense with season 1 because there were moments where she just did stuff and only thought about what happened one afterwards. (I'm mainly thinking of when she retaliated by stealing Gina's stuff). But that line does suit Nini as a character especially in season 2.

• Lily drinking scalding hot black coffee in one go. No wonder she's the way she is 😂

• "You can use the word euphemism, but tanking English class." "Okay Boomer." "I was born in the 70s!" I enjoy Ricky and his dads dynamic now that they're both in a happier place.

• I was wondering what centerpieces someone was talking about that Ricky did at one point. I thought the were talking about this episode and j was right. Can we see more of crafty Ricky. Maybe have help out behind the scenes at one point.

• His dad totally dressed up for Miss. Jenn. I'm happy for Mike to be moving on from his wife. He deserves to be happy. Obviously he won't end up with Miss. Jenn, but everyone needs that one person who helps them move on.

• Miss. Jenn clearly has more feelings for Mike then Mr. Mazzara right now. But in the end she is still very much still hung up on Zack. At this point I ship her more with Mr. Mazzara but the ship between Mike and Jenn isn't that bad. They just don't get the same amount of screen time. Which makes sense they don't work together. I think they're planning on Benjamin and Jenn though as endgame.

• I don't know how I feel completely about the scene with Gina. We already know Ricky doesn't feel comfortable talking about his feelings to a lot of people. We also saw how he was initially reluctant to ask Gina for girl advice last episode but she gave it to him. He probably thought that meant they were okay, and that he could. With the last advice working well for the singing on the phone, and (in his perspective) him saying his feelings out loud last episode instead of texting he probably thought they were in a much better place. Before this episode he was always hesitant to talk about Nini with or around Gina. In the last episode she held out until after he left to show that she was still uncomfortable so obviously he didn't see it. At the same time I understand where she is coming from. She has feelings for someone who has a girlfriend. Maybe she possibly feels let on, but I don't think he ever did. This is also the last time he brings Nini up to her at all because she asked him to. Yeah the scene might feel a little rushed but that's because Ricky's character was initially in a rush.

• Miss. Jenn at first declines Ricky's idea, even openly admits that she would put Nini in a role if the cast wasn't already picked, and points out how her talent would give them an edge. But honestly that makes it seem like the only reason she hasn't actually offered a role to her yet is because she would get a small role. Once a bigger role came around she didn't even think about the fact that they already casted and she had a bunch of other people audition and been working in the play for longer. At least she could've done auditions. Yes Ricky might have given Miss. Jenn a little push but she's the director the decision was hers.

• Mike and Benjamin's conversation is awkward but they were both trying

to be nice to each other

• Sofia slay me!

• Mr. Mazzara shoulder bops to the music I didn't realize that til now😂

• The moment EJ started to like Gina I think

• Seb being adorable about the suit didn't even notice it was the same one at first woops

• The Climb! Melting! Obsessed! LOVE LOVE LOVE ughhh! Everyone was clearly admiring it to.

• I knew Miss. Jenn was going to be the god mother but her reaction still made me laugh.

[word-scribbless]

Smile Again Part 2

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Summary: JJ’s cousin Y/N has been through a lot in her 37 years of life. She’s moved to Virginia to start to move on with her life,until meeting Aaron Hotchner throws a wrench in her plans in the best way.

Y/N meets the team!

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The day after Y/N and Jack’s talk, she got a call from JJ telling her that they would be home in about an hour. Y/N asked if she could bring the boys to meet them at the office. She knew it would be easier for Hotch if Jack was already there, and she also wouldn’t mind seeing where JJ worked. Her cousin loved that idea and called Garcia to tell her to be ready for them.

Y/N had packed up the boys and went to wait, and was becoming quick friends with Penelope, at the BAU. When the team got back the boys all ran to their respective parents. Y/N watched Hotch scoop Jack up and nuzzle his face asking how his week was. She knew she had to catch him before they left. When the kids all ran watch Uncle Spencer do some magic tricks Y/N caught up with Aaron.

“Agent Hotchner can I talk to you for a minute?” She asked shyly.

“Of course Y/N and call me Aaron, please.” He said as he led her so she can sit at JJ’s desk while he leaned against the side of it.

“I just wanted to let you know that Jack opened up to me a bit about his Mom the other night.” She admitted looking up to see Hotch watching her intently.  “I didn’t pry, he just started talking to me and I told him that I know what it’s like to lose people. I gave him some advice that has helped me and he just started talking I hope that’s okay.” She said nervously, playing with her fingers.

Hotch reached out to cover her nervous hands with his gently. She couldn’t deny the way his hand on hers immediately calmed her. Hotch was also surprised by how much he enjoyed the way he felt her nervous hands calm in his. 

“Of course it’s okay. I’m glad you got a long so well. I wish I had the chance to get to know you too. You know, now that you’re my son’s best friend.” He laughed as Jack came running into the bullpen to hug her, causing Aaron to quickly pull he hand away from hers. They looked up to see the rest of the team filing in.

“We’d all like to get to know the great Y/N,” Rossi said, coming over to shake her hand. “How about family dinner tomorrow night and we all get to meet her properly?”

The team all cheered and began chatting with Y/N before heading their own directions.

“I see you’ve been accepted by my flock?” JJ asked as she starts to wrangle her boys to head out.

“I see I have, that okay with you Jayjee?” She asked

“Like you have to ask! I’ll pick you up at 6, Rossi 6:30 like usual?”

“Yup” Rossi nods

“Jj you don’t have to pick me up you’ve got the boys to wrangle, just send me the address.” She said before hearing Hotch’s deep voice behind them.

“Where do you live” He asked as he peered at her over a sleepy Jack’s head, his BAU aunts and uncles always have a way of tiring him out.

Y/N tells Hotch what street her apartment was one, which happens to be right down the road from the Hotchner’s.

“Jack and I can give you a ride, I mean you are his new best friend forever” he smirked.

"If you’re sure" Y/N said after receiving a nod from JJ.

"I am" Hotch answered, "We are" He corrected after jack woke up enough to cut a look at him.

Hotch and Jack had headed up to his office to gather his paper work, leaving Y/N and JJ to finish getting the boys ready to head out.

“I’ll give you a lift since I don’t think your knight in shining armor is leaving just yet” JJ joked to her cousin as they finished packing up. 

“Stop!” Y/N huffed.

“I approve” JJ continued as they got in the car and JJ pulled onto the road. 

“Ughhh”

“Come on you’re not interested?” JJ asked with a skeptical look.

“I’m not even going to try to lie because, you’re… you, so yes I am interested! But I’m not going to do anything about it. Between us we have enough baggage and dead spouses to really throw things off. He needs someone... I don’t know, someone who’s not me.” She answered looking down sadly.

“ Y/N,” JJ said stopping to look at her as they came to park outside the Jereau-Lemontague house.

“He needs someone kind and loving who loves his son and will be understanding of his job and what he’s been through.”

“I don’t know J” Y/N sighed.

“Why?”

“Him and jack deserve perfect and I’m…”

“You’re better than perfect love!” JJ said cutting her off.

“Ugh you have to say that you’re my cousin!” Y/N whined. 

“Penelope is already convinced you need to marry him” JJ laughed.

“She just met me!” She said as she scooped Michael up and followed JJ and Henry into the house.

“Yeah but you’re easy to love and she saw the way you were with Jack. We all want them to be happy. And I want you to be happy.” JJ said honestly, causing her cousin to smile and ask.

“And how do you know we’ll make each other happy?”

“Just a hunch” JJ laughed.

The next evening, at the BAU after most of the team had left, Rossi entered Hotch’s office where he was sitting and completing a large pile of paper work. Hotch sensed his old friend’s presence but didn’t look up from his papers.

“Hey Dave, what’s up?”

“Oh nothing. Just haven’t had a chance to stop by to let you know that I approve.” Rossi answered with a smirk.

“What?” Hotch finally looked up.

“Y/N” Rossi clarified as he moved to sit in front of Hotch’s desk.”

“Oh stop!” Hotch cut him off. “She’s nice to my kid, and JJ’s cousin. That’s it, nothing is going on.”

“Oh come on Aaron.”

“Nope” he shook his head.

“Whatever you say, all I’m saying is to give it a chance, I think she’s good for you.” Rossi said as he stood to leave his friend to think about what he said.

Aaron knew he was right, of course he was interested but he didn’t want to get his hopes up. There’s no way she’d feel the same way...right?

Hotch finished up his paperwork and headed out to pick Jack up from Jessica’s. 

As they were driving to Y/N’s to pick her up for Rossi’s dinner, Jack’s voice caught his attention from the back seat.

“Daddy, I like y/n” He said.

“Yeah me too bud” Aaron answered honestly.

“Are you gonna go out with her?” Jack asked innocently”

“Not you too buddy!” His father responded with a grunt

“Huh?” the boy grunted back

“Nothing, uncle Dave asked me that too but we just met buddy, she’s very nice-“

“Very nice! And very pretty” Jack said cutting Hotch off.

“And very pretty” Aaron laughed.

“And she knows what it’s like to be sad too but said she still believes there is always someone out there to make you smile! Maybe you’re hers, and she’s ours!” Jack told him thoughtfully.

“Maybe...” Aaron said thinking about Y/N “but I barely know her jack, what if we don’t get a long? Or she actually hates Disney movies and cookies?” He Joked.

“DADDY!” Jack yelled. “ She knew all the words to Mulan and made us chocolate chips!’

This made Aaron let out a loud laugh “ I know buddy, I’m just saying well have to see, just because she’s nice doesn’t mean we have to date, we can still spend time with her.’

“But I think you’ll like her” Jack insisted.

“Me too bud but we’ll see, now lets put on some Mulan music we’re almost at Y/N’s” he said switching the CD and pulling up to her house.

The car ride over consisted of laughing and singing loudly and Hotch couldn’t deny he liked the feeling of hearing Y/N and his son laughing and carrying on. When they arrived at the Rossi mansion Y/N helped Jack out of his car seat and he quickly grabbed her hand in one of his and waited for his dad to come around to hold the other. Rossi opened the door with a smirk earning a glare from Aaron that said ‘don’t even think about saying anything’.

“There’s the girl of the hour, and the handsome Hotchner man, and Aaron.” Rossi laughed

“Hi Agent Rossi” Y/N giggled.

“Hi Uncle Dave!” Jack said as he ran in the house.

“Please my dear call me Dave, now come on in everyone is excited to meet you.

Y/N and Aaron walked further into the house. Y/n was quickly wept away by the girls, who asked her a million questions about herself and enjoyed her and JJ’s stories about their youth.

“So, how was watching Jack?” Emily asked.

“it was fine, he’s a great kid.’

“...and he loves you! Takes after his dad.” He joked and Penelope nodded behind her.

“Ugh not you guys too!” Y/N whined.

“I already told her that he was interested but she doesn’t believe me.” JJ sighed

“Oh then you’re blind” Penelope said. “ plus, you cant deny that he’s a hottie”

“Oh I’m not denying that!” Y/N laughed.

The girls continued chatting and she loved how quickly she was getting along with her cousins’ friends. Across the room Hotch was having a very similar conversation with the men of the BAU. While he changed the subject much more quickly, using his ‘boss man voice’. Spencer and Morgan dropped the subject, knowing that Rossi would push the subject later, if her hadn’t already.

Y/N walked into the back yard to take a look around the beautiful scenery and weather while everyone else was drinking and talking in the living room. She heard footsteps behind her and turned to see the handsome face of the BAU unit chief.

“Hi” she greeted.

“Hey” he responded, walking up to sit beside her on the bench Rossi had along the garden.

“Listen I’m sorry if the team has been kind of...” he trailed off trying to think of a way to say ‘pushy, overbearing, and probably trying to convince you to date me’ with out scaring her.

“Enthusiastic?” she finished for him.

He chuckled and responded “Enthusiastic is a great way to put it.” Causing her to laugh as well.

‘They mean well’ she offered as she turned her glance from the stars to look at him.

“They sure do... but they can be a lot.” He admitted, maintaining eye contact.

“They love you! And Jack, but it’s very hard not too” she said, catching herself and adding “he’s an amazing little man.”

“He is, and he loves you.” He smiled softly.

“He talks about you a lot you know?”

“You too” he countered

“That’s because I’m new, you’re his hero Aaron:” She said while placing a warm hand over his that was resting on his knee.

“I think I might have competition though”. He laughed flipping his hand over to hold hers lightly.

Y/N laughed lightly and shook her head. Man she loved the way his hand felt in hers, she cleared her throat and pushed that thought down. 

“Hey, thank you again for taking care of him, you are really good with him.” He told her honestly.

“Thanks. I loved getting to know him. The way he talked about you I feel like I’d known you forever.” She said, causing herself to blush lightly.

“Yeah same here, I’ve been hearing all about how awesome y/n is all week.” He smirked, causing her face to flush even more.

“We should probably get in there before we start more rumors.” She laughed shyly.

“I’m sure it’s already too late.” He agreed as he stood up before using the hand already holding hers to help her up.

‘It’ll blow over’

‘You don’t know my team very well.” He chuckled as he walked her towards the door, keeping his hand in hers until the last minute.

“Nah, They’ll just realize you deserve more.” She said under her breath with a sad smile, dropping his hand.

Aaron paused his walking and gently pulled her wrist to turn her back to face him, “Y/n that’s not...”

She looked down away from him before they were interrupted by Rossi opening the back door.

“There she is!” Rossi yelled out motioning to Y/N. “Come, Come, we aren’t done getting to know you my dear. “

She let herself be pulled away, happy to not have to face Aaron’s reaction to what she had just said. Aaron stood in the yard, reluctantly following after them, wishing he could take away whatever made her feel that way about herself, because he already knew she was more than good enough for him, too good even.

[sposp0]

ugh i keep eating more than i want to man i completely pigged out tn... i’m gonna count it as my final cheat day this month (usually i allow 2, and i’ve managed to stay under 1000 cal for the rest of the month i think? but i’m not sure so i’m j gonna chalk it up to having no cheat days left) but i still feel bad :/ didn’t count but tbh i probably had over 1500cal. ik i probably won’t gain much weight from this if any at all but ughhh i wanna lose

i’m so tired of making empty promises to do better. i AM going to do better now. no more cheating. no more excuses. i have that much self control. i can do this.

gonna fast tomorrow and then i’ll start a planned diet monday. it’s a lot easier to stay on track w a set diet & meal planning

[one-leaf-grimoire]

Catfish (2/3)

Welcome back to another chapter of this BS! Enjoy!! Our poor reader goes on a date and gets to know this mysterious “James” a little better. Anyway sorry for having no self control!

Warnings: fluff, major catfish, they kiss ew, suggestive language

“Good morning, Captain!”

“Ughhh good morning.” Yami yawned, wishing he was back in bed, before sitting down at the head of the table. His gaze swept across his squad, who were already chowing down on breakfast. Charmy was always on top of every meal, churning out good food for everyone to enjoy. “Hey, you, why are you awake? Today’s your day off.”

“Oh! I just wanted to get an early start,” you piped up in response to his questions.

Vanessa giggled as she sipped from her first wine of the day, not quite drunk yet. “I’m surprised you can get up so early when you stay up so late writing those letters~”

Yami frowned as everyone but you started to snicker at the comment. “Letters? Who’re you writing to?”

Today, you were the one with the bright red ears as you glared around at everyone. “N-No one!”

“It’s that guy from the mixer, right?” Finral asked. “Tell us more!!” 

You shook your head. “I don’t know what you guys are talking about-”

Right as you said that, a small portal opened up and a letter dropped down onto the table, right in front of Yami. He picked it up, and couldn’t help but snort with laughter. “It’s for you, Casanova.”

Everyone at the table burst into gales of laughter as you turned a shade more befitting a tomato than a magic knight. “Yami! Give me that!” 

Yami examined the letter momentarily, noticing that there was no return address. That’s a bit strange... His eyes narrowed as he spotted something curious. This symbol on the seal... it seems really familiar...

“Here.” He tossed the letter to you, and you quickly put it in your pocket before anyone else could snatch it away. “Who is this guy, anyway? He’s not the type to break your heart, is he?”

“No, no, he’s sweet,” you assured him, finally feeling your face start to cool down. “Finral’s right... we’ve been corresponding ever since the mixer. I was going to go see him today, actually.”

“Well, have fun.” Yami picked up the newspaper and flipped it open with a flourish. “Just make sure he uses a condom.”

“YAMI!!”

Ever since the mixer, you and James had been writing letters back and forth. His were always filled with questions and demands for interesting stories, as if he didn’t have enough of those in the library where he worked. You spent a lot of time detailing everything for him because you knew he wanted all the details, no matter how dull. He always responded enthusiastically, but failed to give much information about himself, claiming that he would tell you plenty in person. 

Well, today was that day. You hitched a ride with Magna to the Capitol before making your way to the Royal Library. It was located on the outskirts of the castle, a gigantic, intimidating building that towered above the rest of the city. The King was in there, and so was the Wizard King. You’d never meet the King, but you met the Wizard King a few times when you tagged along with Yami. This was the first time you came here alone, and to say you were nervous was an understatement. 

“You’re here!” A familiar, cheery voice greeted you as soon as you entered the musty building. The library was kept dark and cozy, only lit by a few hanging fixtures. But here was James... he looked exactly like he did last time, but now he was wearing a royal staff cloak over his regular clothes. One side of this glasses had a smudge on it, but you could still make out his lavender eyes. “I’m so glad to see you again.”

“Me too, James,” you replied happily, giving him a bright smile. You couldn’t help but blush as he automatically took your hand and kissed it, just like he did at the end of the mixer. It was a simple, almost chaste gesture, but somehow it sent you reeling.

Jesus... I never expected to get a crush on a guy like this! You didn’t really consider yourself as having a “type.” You liked each person differently. However, James wasn’t the usual guy you would fall for. He was geeky, scrawny, bubbly, and almost erratic. But there was something about the way he moved, the way his eyes saw the world, that made you want to stick around. “So, what are we doing today?”

“I have a whole plan, don’t worry!” he told you happily, letting his hand stay in yours. “Ready to go?”

“Oh, we aren’t staying here?”

“Nope! Don’t worry, it’s still going to be nice.” With that, he lead you out into the hall and towards the exit of the castle. His brown curls bounced with each step. Cute... he seems to be really excited, you thought, averting your eyes. I’m looking forward to learning more about him-

Suddenly, there was a sound of stomping feet from somewhere behind you. Both you and James turned to the sound, seeing that it was approaching from around the corner. Soon, a voice suddenly rang through the corridor.

“I swear!!! If you’re running off again to cause problems, I’ll have your hide! The King will, too!”

James’s grip on your hand tightened. “Uh oh... um, follow me!” You yelped a bit as he suddenly started running, right towards the window. He reached up and pushed it open, then spared no time in climbing up onto the windowsill. Before you had a chance to ask what the Hell he was doing, he help out his hand, a gentle smile on his face.

“Do you trust me?”

You hesitated only for a moment before reaching out and taking his hand once more.

With one sharp tug, James pulled you out, pushing off the window. You screamed as you realized that he had probably just doomed you both, since you were a few stories above the ground. “James!! What the-”

You didn’t have time to finish your sentence, because in the next moment you were flying, faster than you thought was possible. You screamed again, almost slipping out of his hands. James pulled you up and wrapped an arm around your waist securely. “Hold on!”

“It’s not like I have a choice!”

A couple seconds later, you slowed down and skidded to a stop. You immediately pushed him away and staggered back. “What the Hell!? Are you trying to kill me?”

“No! Why would I do that?” He looked genuinely hurt for a moment. “I’m sorry, but that guy back there is... uh... pretty strict.”

You narrowed your eyes. “I thought you said you had the day off?”

“Ah! I do! I do!” James’s insistence was suspicious. “But if he saw me hanging out with a girl on my day off, he would probably make me go back to work anyway. You know? ANYWAY-” He grabbed your hand again before you could question him further. “There’s a good spot nearby, follow me!”

You looked around for the first time and realized that you were standing by the side of a dirt road out in the countryside. In the distance, you could see the capitol, but you had to be miles away by now! “James, was that flight magic?” you asked as you followed alongside him, glancing back at the landscape frequently. “It was incredible...”

“Yes, yes, flight magic. That’s my magic,” James answered awkwardly. “And I’m glad you think so...” He laughed a little for some reason. “Thank you for coming out here with me, by the way.”

“My pleasure! I think it’ll be fun,” you told him, causing his smile to widen.

“Good! To tell you the truth... it’s been a while since I’ve been on a date. A real date, you know? In fact, I wasn’t really planning on it at the mixer, either. But hey, the best things in life are unexpected, right? So I hope you can forgive me if it seems like I’m improvising this!”

To be fair, he seems to be improvising every word he says, you thought to yourself, but you nodded happily anyway. “Of course! I love the unexpected.”

Eventually the two of you reached a small hill by the side of the road, with a few trees adorning the top. James told me that he likes the spot because you can frequently see travelers moving along the road to the capitol. “Especially on Exam day, it’s fun to see what types of people are coming to try out for the Magic Knights,” he explains as we reach the top. 

“Did you ever try out to be a magic knight? Your magic seems pretty powerful,” you asked, sinking down to sit in the cool grass.

James shrugged. “Not... really. No. It’s not for me.”

“Oh? Why not?”

He stared down at you for a moment curiously before breaking into a little smirk. “Well, why do you like it?”

You shrugged, but the answer came to you surprisingly easily. “Well, I guess I like feeling like I’m doing something important. Captain Yami trusted me with a spot on his squad, and I’m more than happy to prove that he made the right choice.” James cocked his head slightly, intrigued as you kept talking. “And if I can make even a little difference in the world... then it’ll be worth it.”

“... that’s admirable.” You looked up at James as he sat down heavily next to you, that smile still on his face. “People like you should be magic knights. I’ve seen plenty of people that should probably find other avenues of employment. But, I don’t want to wait anymore, let’s eat!” He produced a picnic basket out of nowhere and set in in front of you. “I hope you’ll like what I picked out for lunch!”

“J-James, you brought all this?” Your eyes widen as he opens it up and starts pulling out a startlingly large amount of food. “You didn’t have to-”

“Oh, I did, though. What kind of man would I be if I didn’t treat my date right?” He punctuated his phrase with a wink, obviously proud of himself as you went red for what had to be the hundredth time that day. You didn’t say another word, and started to eat. Some of this stuff is pretty fancy... I hope he didn’t spend too much money. Is he a noble? You were curious, and kept glancing over at him as you ate. “You know, I would have never expected you were like this,” you told him. “Like, uh...” He blinked slowly as you tried to express your sentiment. “You’re pretty good at making a girl blush, that’s for sure.”

“Am I? Oops!” He laughed it off. “But, you know what they say about librarians~”

“... huh?”

“... never mind.”

You changed the subject before the awkwardness set in again. “So, what kind of family are you from? You seem like nobility.”

James swallowed his food before answering. “Yeah, my parents are from a long line of nobles. Lot’s of expectations, and everything! Sometimes I’m afraid I’ve disappointed them. Even now that I’m...” His voice trails off before he finishes his sentence. “But yeah. I assume you’re not?”

“No, not at all. My parents weren’t really important at all. We lived on a farm, actually.” You smiled a little sadly at the memory. “It wasn’t easy, but we were comfortable... until...”

James’s hand suddenly came up to rest on your shoulder, and you looked up to see him gazing at you. “It’s okay, you don’t have to go on.”

“...thank you.”

After the food is gone, you did the promised magic demonstration. James’s eyes sparkled as bright as the gems you conjured up for his. “And then...” You flicked your hand, sending a volley of the green emeralds shooting into the ground, cutting right through the grass. “I call that spell Emerald Splash!” 

“Such quick and flashy magic!!” James exclaimed, jumping up to go examine the damage. “How much control do you have over them?”

Without warning, four more gems appear and shoot right at him. However, before they hit him, each one deflects around him. It caught James off-guard and he flinched heavily. For a moment, you thought you felt a sudden surge of mana come off of him, as if he were about to deflect it. However, he relaxes once he realizes that he wasn’t in any real danger. “You can control each individual one?”

“Only a couple at a time, but yeah.” You smiled proudly as James came bounding back to you like a golden retriever. “Amazing! Maybe gem magic really is my favorite.”

“...” For some reason, his words struck some chord in you that made you start to feel sad. “James, you don’t have to say things that aren’t true, just to-”

“But, they are.” Before you knew it, he had grabbed your hand again, gazing right into your eyes. You were a bit taken aback, especially when you realized how... close your faces were together. “You... you are amazing.”

“I’m... ordinary.”

“That’s what makes you amazing.”

Oh boy. It takes everything you have to keep your jaw from dropping. Your heart quickened as you noticed his eyes drift down to look at your lips, then slowly moved back to meet your gaze once again.

“...Ja-”

Your words are instantly swallowed by his lips as he leaned in all at once to give you a shallow kiss. The gesture shocked you to your core, and you couldn’t even react. James realized this and quickly pulled back. “AH! I-I didn’t mean to do that so suddenly, I-” 

This time, you were the one to cut him off, closing your eyes and leaning in blindly. Somehow, your lips connected again, and this time James didn’t pull back. You felt his arms wrap around you, pulling you into a tight hug against his chest. 

You remembered reading about first kisses in books. “Sparks flew, “the stars aligned,” “the chemistry was explosive,” and other corny phrases were all used, but this was the first kiss where every single one of them was true.

Neither of you wanted to pull back, so you didn’t. James moved for air just once before diving back in. Wow, James... maybe your ‘fun fact’ at the mixer should have been that you’re a good kisser, you thought to yourself as you felt his hand stroke through your hair, causing you to shiver from head to toe. Maybe I should stop ignoring nerdy guys! 

The two of you laid in the grass for a long time, tongues, teeth, and lips battling it out. But eventually, things cooled off, and you finally opened your eyes to look at the boy who held you in his arms.

His glasses had slid off during the session, and you sucked in a breath at the sight of his eyes. That deep purple color was almost hypnotizing, something about it so intoxicating and beautiful, yet...

sad.

James’s eyes were tired, stretched thin over a longer time than should have been possible. They were heavy with some emotion you couldn’t quite place, as well, but an emotion that was familiar to you somehow. But above all...

These eyes... they don’t belong in this face.

“Are you okay?” You were a bit startled when you realized that he was talking to you. “I didn’t mean to make you uncomfortable, it-”

“NO! No,- I mean,” You couldn’t help but giggled as he looked relieved. “It was good... I liked that. A lot.”

“Ah... good. Me too.” James smiled and rolled off of you to lay down, his hand still entwined with yours. You rolled onto your side to rest your head on his chest, still wondering what it all meant. Everything seemed to add up about him, yet... nothing did. You were sure there was something he wasn’t telling you, but the desire to dig it up was quickly fading.

I like James just like this... I don’t need to know anything else.

“Maybe this is a selfish thing to think...” James’s voice was deeper than usual and he mumbled to you. “But you might be just what I need...”

Warmth blossomed in your chest at the admission.

“Well... then I’ll be more than happy to stick around.”

“Thank you.”

He kissed your forehead before the two of you drifted off for a short nap.

(later)

“So, how was the date?”

You looked over at Yami as you arrived back at the base. He was still reading a newspaper, but this time in the living room. Old habits die hard. “It was great, actually.”

“Good for you.” Yami turned the page. “What’s this guy’s name, again?”

“James! He works in the Royal Library.”

Yami let out a chuckle. “A librarian, huh? You know what they say about librarians~”

Huh?! That’s the second time I’ve heard that today! “What’s that supposed to mean?”

“Oh, you know,” Yami said with difficulty as he started laughing harder. “Librarians are so straight-laced and all... but then you get to know them, and find out they’re secretly kinky in bed!”

You felt the blood drain from your face as Yami kept laughing at you. “AH! I-I didn’t need to know that!”

“You asked, though.”

“... whatever.”

However, nothing Yami could say could ruin today. You grinned to yourself as you headed up to your room, knowing for sure that you would be dreaming of James, and maybe he would be dreaming of you.

Is it just me or is this chapter so much more better written than the last one? IDK. Anyway send me a comment if you enjoyed it!! The next chapter will be... interesting. I’m still trying to decide if I want to include some ~spicy~ elements so let me know what I should do 0.0

[the-fiction-witch]

Caked

MOVIE MISS PERAGRINS HOME FOR PERCULAR CHILDREN COUPLE JAKE X READER RATING: SMUTTY ISH KINDA ITS MATURE LETS GO WITH

"you sure y/n?" He asked as was sat across from each other in the red and white booth of the Americana 50's nostalgia cafe we tend to hang out in after work. The black and white tiled floors glimmering in the Florida sun, the gentle hum of the air conditioner, the squeeky ceiling fan and the gentle hum from the jukebox playing god only knows what, we sat shareing a milkshake topped with ice cream, whipped cream and some chocolate. Jacob had a spoon for it as it was very thick and I had my resistable straw from home as we sat going over the plans

"I'm positive Portman, I grew up hearing Abe's stories same as you I wanna meet this bird" I said having a sip

"I know buttercup but... A whole two weeks? Away on a small island together" he blushed using that name he's always called me buttercup even since we where kids, because I used to always have buttercups in my hair or on my dress when I was young,

"Your dad's coming right?" I ask

"Yeah, but he'll be bird watching..." He blushed "plus uhh, the hotel got back to us"

"What?" I ask

"You know how I said one hotel?" He asks

"Yeah?" I ask a little worried

"They only have one room available" he blushed

"Ohh, well I guess it's okay, your dad will be off most of the time and honestly we won't be there too often" I explain

"And...two beds" he blushed

"Your joking?" I ask and he shook his head "fine, but your sharing with your dad" I tell him

"Okay," he nods as we went over more details and he gave me a copy of the info I would need putting the times his dad would pick me up in my phone.

I yawned a little as I sat on the plane Jake's dad was reading and I think Jake's asleep against my shoulder, I giggled a little. His fluffy brunette hair almost black a messy mop, his shirt lose the blue fabric slightly washed out over time, his black jeans hugged him snuggly, I slightly moved my shoulder to wake him as we would be landing soon

"Ummm? What's the matter buttercup?" He groans

"Wakey wakey Portman we'll be there soon" I smiled

"We will? Umm, thank you for waking me" he groans

"Your welcome" I smiled as he sat up "you missed the stewardess she had cookies" I smiled

"I would have appreciated being woken for cookies" he complained

"Too late" I giggled "besides I got you one grumpy boy" I laughed handing him it

"Oooh, you should wake me every day, I get woken up with snuggles and cookies" he smiled

"Don't push your luck Portman" I warned.

I smiled as I brushed my hair in the bathroom mirror Humming my little tune as I brushed, Jacob was sat on the slightly bigger bed in the room that he was going to share with his dad, who was downstairs having a pint or so he told us. As soon as I was done I went and stood by my bed slipping off my dressing gown as I sorted my suitcase "what?" I asked refering to his blank expression

"Nothing, I've just Uhhh... I haven't seen you in Just your nightie in a while" he blushed

"Don't push your Pervy luck Portman," I warn

"Sorry, I just don't see you like that too often you can't blame me for being a bit surprised y/n... You look really beautiful buttercup" he says

"Aww thanks Jake" i smiled giving his cheek a little kiss "you really going to sleep like that?" I ask refering to his boxers and small shirt

"Yeah why? How I sleep at home" he shrugs

"But your shareing a bed with your dad... don't you maybe want something else?" I suggest

"I'll be fine" he shrugs "if I really can't sleep on here I could always pop over and share with you?" He suggests

"Don't even think about it" i warn "I wake up to you in my bed Portman I am feeding your nuts to the seagulls"

I sighed sitting in the hotel room, Jake's dad had gone out bird watching so we sat on the other single bed a moment "so? Should we go looking for the place?" He asks and I nod "you really gonna wear that?" He asked as I got up

"Don't you like it?" I asked

"I like it, you look really nice y/n... I'm just worried island exploring his not a dress activity" he says 

"You make your own clothing decisions portman I will make my own" I told him

"Okay in just trying to help buttercup" he says

"Well thank you for your assistance" I smiled getting my bag.

I sighed as we walked thought the woods and mud, "Jake, I think we need to give up for today, I don't think we are going to find the home today" I tell him as we marched thought the mud

"Your right buttercup" he sighed "come on let's get back to the hotel" he sighed coming back this way i went to move but my feet where stuck in the mud

"Ughhh! Jake! I'm stuck!" I whined

"Hang on in coming" he says coming over to me but he tripped in the mud pushing me over into the mud

"Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh! Portman!" I yelled as Evey single bit of me was caked in mud

"I'm sorry" he says

"Uhhh it's everywhere!" I complain

"I'm so sorry y/n, I didn't mean too" he says trying to sit up even if the mud kept trying to suck us into the marshy wet mud we managed to get out and we walked back to the hotel and up to our room his dad still out as we went up dropping mud and twigs as we went "I'm so sorry y/n" he says

"Save it Portman" I sighed quickly getting my dress off and throwing it in a plastic bag "clothes of quick before it dries to bad" I told him so he quickly stripped off his clothes down to his boxers, both of us covered head to toe in mud and dirt he was a little cleaner then me but not much, the mud had seeped everywhere leaving nothing clean at all "now, I think that in light of both of us being so covered in it I think we should share" i said

"Share!" He asked

"Share the shower, because if we don't one of us is just going to dirty all the shower and the other will get all the mud dried on them" i explained

"Well...if uhh if your sure" he blushed

"Come on Jake" I said tugging his hand so he came into the bathroom with me and I locked the door starting to turn the shower on so I would hot up "what?" I ask

"We're going to take a shower together you can't blame me for being a little... nervous Buttercup" he says

"Will you relax, you've seen me naked before" I said

"When I was like eight" he laughs "we've both...changed alot since then"

"Ohh relax Jake, see one cock you've seen them all" i shrug "it's stuck, Jake can you unclip my bra for me?" I ask

"Uhh sure yeah" he blushed I felt his hands creap up my back and quickly unclip my bra

"Thank you" I smiled slipping it off so I slipped off my muddy panties and climbed in the shower "you coming or not Portman?" I ask

"Uhhhh yeah yeah I'm cumming" he nods kicking his boxers off and quickly getting in the shower too I relaxed a little feeling the caked mud start to wash off my body I looked at Jake as he stood as much as he could under the spray of the water trying his best to get the mud off so I giggled getting the bodywash in my hands and Running them around his skin trying my best to get the mud off for him he froze but smiled like he didn't want me to stop once his neck and shoulder was clean i nuzzled my head there still cleaning where I could he smiled wrapping his arms around my waist

"Did you mean coming as in coming into the shower or ...smut?" I ask

"Can't I be both?" He asks

"You could atleast pretend to clean you dirty boy" i laughed

"Yeah right sorry" he blushed getting some body wash and running his hands all over me "how did you even get mud on your boobs?" He asks

"I don't know" i complain "How'd you get mud on your dick?" I ask

"No idea" he sighed "If I wash yours off, will you wash mine?"

"Ohh you dirty boy!" I giggled

"Very very dirty buttercup" he smirked "wait did you mean mud or...smut?" He asked

"Both" i giggled nuzzling closer

"At this point are we showering buttercup or are we cuddling?" He asks

"Both" i smiled "besides, I'm almost done" I giggled as I moved away and began to give myself a final wash but hands krept around me

"A little longer... Please Buttercup" he begs rubbing his hands anywhere he could get them playing with my arse and my tits as much as he could

"When we get out you can have more fun" I said climbing out and wrapping my towel around me "you finish up" I winked before going out to the hotel room and starting to sort my clothes soon enough

"I will, but I need you to finish up" he smirked wrapping his arms around me too pulling his body close to mine as all we had was our towels to conceal us

"Jake" i giggled pulling him close giving his lips a sweet kiss he happily kissed back pulling me even closer till we heard a cough

"Dad!" He yelled as we noticed his dad stood getting some stuff from the room I tightened my towel and put a little distance between us

"I don't wanna ask... Do I?" He asks

"No.. you really don't" Jake told him

"Then I won't" he says heading out again we both blushed hard getting dressed into some relaxed clothes for a while

"So..." He blushed

"So" I giggled sorting our muddy clothes

"I love you so much buttercup" he smiled hugging me close

"Aww j love you too Portman" i smiled nuzzling close to him

"So... How about a date when we get home?" He suggested

"Okay, but we will always have our little secrets" I smiled going to my bed

"What do you mean?" He asks

"Well...what happens on secret little islands stay on secret little islands Jake" i smirked sitting on my bed "how about you share my bed the rest of the trip?" I suggest getting under my covers slipping off my bra and dropping it on the floor suggestively he smirked locking the hotel room door slipping his shirt off and jumping in bed with me...

[fresh-outta-jams]

Signed, Sealed, Delivered - Part 11

Namjoon x Reader Author: Admin Mo Summary: You’re in college when your soulmate mark shows up, an address. You figure sending a letter couldn’t hurt. Warnings: Some swears, soulmate fluff. Word Count: 1.8k

1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, 11, 12, 13, Epilogue

You thought four months would take forever to trudge through. You thought every day would be hell, burning even worse than the one before, building, building, building until you’d finally get on the plane to go see Namjoon. Instead, it was like a crescendo. You and Namjoon were talking every day like normal, sending letters back and forth every week or so. He’d update you on things that were happening over there, what he and the boys were up to that day. He’d tell you how much he wished you were there with him, but that he knew you had classes and that he believed in you.

You sent him dumb things on Twitter. He sent you dumber things in response. Many memes of his face were sent back and forth. You’d thought months ago that it wasn’t possible to love him any more than you did already, but you found that the more you talked to him, the more you found to love.

Namjoon was very, very excited about the approaching tour. Very excited.

“Jagiya, look at this cute couple outfit.” He sent it to you while you were Skyping. Your phone pinged another time, an additional image coming through. “Or do you want this one instead?”

“Joonie, I told you, you don’t have to buy me any clothes. I can just bring stuff I have and we can figure out stuff that matches.”

“But baby, we can get soulmate shirts…” He had been spending a little too much time online shopping recently. “It’ll be so cute.”

“Okay, but don’t go overboard.”

“Alright. Oh, also, I was trying to figure out some fun things for us to do, so I think we’re going to go to Disneyland when we’re in California and then I got us Wicked tickets for when we’re in New York. The Shedd Aquarium in Chicago is really nice…”

“Why are you so perfect?” You grinned at him. He grinned back, his dimples prominent and begging to be poked. You swore as soon as you saw him you were going to pinch those adorable cheeks of his.

“I just want my jagi to have fun.”

“I don’t need all of those things to have fun. All I need is you.”

“Ughhh, jagiiii.” His cheeks reddened and he covered his face. “I thought we had a no-cheesy contract.”

“Excuse me, sir? You are WAY cheesier than I could ever aspire to be, what with your adorable matching couple outfits and the most romantic itinerary I’ve ever heard.”

“Okay, okay…” He chuckled. “That’s fair.” His eyes trailed over your features, stopping at your lips before flicking back up to your eyes. You looked amused, if he wasn’t mistaken. “Sorry, I just...want to kiss you so bad.”

“I know, baby. But we just have a few weeks now, right? It’s so close I can taste it.”

“Yeah…” Namjoon smiled softly. “So close…”

***

Little did you know, your first meeting with Namjoon would be a little sooner than even you expected. Your boyfriend, bless his heart, had been busy at work cooking up a little scheme that he hoped would make you happy. According to your friends from school, he KNEW it would make you happy.

Originally the plan was that you would fly to Korea and one of the members of the BTS Staff would be there to take you to either BigHit or the dorms, depending on where the boys were at the time. Namjoon, however, had other plans. It just so happened, that your exams fell on the Thursday and Friday of exam week, which meant you would be cooped up in the library for the three days leading up to them.

RM_fan_94: Okay, so she’ll definitely be in the library, right?

GracieGirl: Definitely. For sure.

Lilyyyy: Agreed. There is literally nowhere else she will be for Monday-Wednesday. Except maybe to grab food really quick, but usually during exam week, she just gets food from the tea place at the library.

RM_fan_94: Okay, perfect.

RM_fan_94: I’m so nervous…

Lilyyyy: Awwwwww!!

GracieGirl: Don’t be! She loves you so freaking much, Namjoon!

Lilyyyy: Yeah, we should know lmao we hear about you all the time.

RM_fan_94: awwwww, does she really talk about me all the time??

GracieGirl: Y E S

Lilyyyy: More than she talks about literally anything else ever.

RM_fan_94: Okay, I gotta go, she’s calling in a few

GracieGirl: Byeeeee!

***

“Dear Namjoon,

I cannot wait to see you. I seriously cannot wait. It’s eating me alive. I check my phone every five minutes, hoping five hours have miraculously passed. I think honestly, the only thing keeping me sane at this point is my homework and my final film project.

I keep thinking about how the minute I finish my last exam, I’ll be on my way to the airport to see you. Well, not the MINUTE after I finish, but a few days later, at least. Ugh, it seems so far away.

I’m working on my final film project now, and I actually like how it’s turning out for once. This is the first project I think I’ve ever felt confident on ever in my life and I can’t wait to send it to you when it’s finished. It’s due soon, though, so I don’t think I’ll have time to send it to you before it’s due. Either way, I think you’ll really like it.

Also, I’m bringing my camera on tour so I can capture all of our cute couple moments and make a montage. I cannot wait for that either. I’ve never even been on a plane before and now I’m flying across the world to see the love of my life. It’s like a fairytale, it really, really is.

I think it would be AMAZING to go to Ilsan and meet your family (and your dog!!). I’ve been wanting to meet them for basically forever. Your sister sounds super cool. And I think it’s adorable that you kiss the Petoskey stone every night but because you think it’s embarrassing, I’m definitely going to tease you about it.

Lily and Grace are helping me re-dye my hair tonight so it’ll be nice and fresh and bright pink for you. I’ll be sure to send you lots of messy selfies of the process because honestly, it’s hilarious, and you’ll be awake anyway.

I love you so, so, so much,

-(Y/N)”

***

“Hyung, are you sure you want to do this?” Jungkook held the brush over the little bowl, hot pink dye dripping from the bristles. “It’s not too late to go back.”

“I’m sure.” Namjoon nodded. He was seated on the toilet lid, a towel draped around his shoulders, hair newly bleached. “Jin-hyung always does whatever he wants with his hair.”

“And then he gets yelled at.” Jimin laughed.

“I want to match. It’ll probably only last a few days anyway. Pink washes out quick.”

“I should know.” Jungkook shook his head, memories of his brief stint of magenta resurfacing.

“Just do it.” Namjoon sat up a little straighter.

Jungkook looked to Jimin and Taehyung, who each shrugged as if to say ‘hey, it’s his funeral’, and then brushed the dye onto Namjoon’s bleached-blond hair. Well, there really wasn’t any going back now.

***

Namjoon ruffled through his very, very pink hair, smiling at himself. God, he was an idiot in love. The things he did for you… And yet, staring at his reflection, he had no regrets. In fact, he would do it again just to see the look on your face.

Speaking of which…

His phone was ringing. Shit. Shit. God, he had to answer it, didn’t he? And of course it was a FaceTime from the one person who couldn’t know he had pink hair yet.

Looking around his room, he grabbed the first hat he could find, a black beanie, and slipped it onto his head to cover up the new hair. Then, he plopped down into his chair and hit accept call.

“Hey baby.” He let the words roll out, all casual. As though he hadn’t just dried off his hot pink hair.

“Hey Joon, what’s up?”

I just dyed my hair hot pink, so there’s that… “Not much. Working on some songs and stuff. You?”

“I just woke up and I missed your handsome face.”

“Well aren’t I lucky? God, I missed your voice.”

“What’s up with the hat?” You smirked, looking at the black beanie hastily thrown on top of his hair. “I mean, it’s cute, but…”

“It’s uh...”

“Oh, new hair. Alright, got it.” You dragged your pinched fingers across your lips, zipping them shut. “No leaks here.”

“Thank you, jagi.” He breathed in relief, watching as your adorable features twisted in curiosity.

“It does, however, make me wonder…” You trailed off, tapping your lip with a little pink-painted finger.

“No sneak-peeks, baby. I’m sorry.”

You pouted, pretending to be upset. “Okayyyyyy…” Immediately, you brightened. “Guess what!”

“What?”

“We learned a dance in my K-Pop club the other day and guess what song it was.”

“I’m stumped.” He grinned, tilting his head, waiting for you to spout whatever BTS song you and your friends had learned.

“We learned Baepsae and I got to learn your part!”

“Awwwwww that’s so cute!”

You nodded excitedly. “It was so fun. I can’t wait to show you.”

“I can’t wait to see.”

“How many days until I get to see you?”

“A week, baby.” A lie. Perhaps the first Namjoon had ever told you. He hoped the pet name he used would cover it up well enough. After all, you shared a soul. Maybe you could tell when he was lying to you, even if it was a little innocent lie like this one.

“Ughhhhhhh that’s seven days too many.”

“I agree.”

“I want to kiss you so bad, Namjoon.” You groaned. “I need to be in your arms. Immediately.”

“I know, baby. Believe me, I know.” Though the four months had gone by, it wasn’t like it hadn’t hurt him to have to wait and wait and wait. The temptation to come see you over your Spring Break was almost crippling, and had he not had to do promotions, he would have been on a plane ages ago. “But it’s soon now. I love you a lot, alright?”

“I love you a lot too.” You nodded, watching the way his dimple poked in when he smiled softly at your words.

Namjoon yawned and stretched. “Alright, jagiya, I have an early morning tomorrow, so I have to get some sleep now. But I love you so much and I’ll see you soon, okay?”

“I love you too.”

And then he hung up, grinning. You had no idea what was coming for you in the next few days...

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