#ugh...I'm honestly such a sucker for things like that but never talk about it because its a little embarrassing...
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Do it for them - Co-captain reader x Curly
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You banged on the door of the room where that man was locked up, waking him up abruptly.
"Let's talk"
Jimmy: "I thought visiting hours were over."
He complained, turning around to turn his back to the door.
"Don't try to be funny with me, Jimmy. What the hell did we do to deserve so much hate from you?"
Jimmy: "Don't play innocent, you know very well what you did!"
"Honestly, I have no idea! That's why I'm asking you!"
Jimmy: "Of course, because I was always the shadow of your dear husband. You never turned to look at me again after you got with him, you never smiled at me like you did with him, you didn't even speak to me. It was as if I were invisible to you!"
"Oh, of course I was looking at you!"
Jimmy: "Then why didn't you ever tell me anything?!"
He shouted that, getting up from his bed to head towards the glass that separated them, watching your face to see you when you replied.
"BECAUSE I'VE ALWAYS HATED YOU!"
You screamed with all your lungs, to the point of making your throat hurt.
"You always brought trouble to Curly! He was always so naive, a sucker for approval, of being the good guy in the story, of not letting anyone down! That's why he never abandoned you! I knew better that's why i stopped talking with you! Because you were and are a piece of shit!"
Jimmy: "Oh, but you talk as if I were the only fucked up one in the story."
"Yes! I admit it! I was also a mess when I met Curly, but I did something, I was able to see beyond that mess I was, he showed me that I could improve, he gave me opportunities that I knew how to take advantage of and become a better person! In someone who could make his mother proud instead of making her cry because she didn't know if he was coming home or not!"
There was a silence when you finished saying that, until you saw him smirk, that reaction you didn't like at all.
Jimmy: "You're right, Curly loves to please, you should know that very well."
"Ugh, for the love of God, I don't know why I try to reason with you, it's impossible."
Jimmy: "But you were the only one who refused to give in to make me happy."
You opened your eyes wide upon hearing that, turning again to the man who still wore that smug smile.
Jimmy: "Just as beautiful and messed up as I am, I thought you would understand me, but then you became a good girl, yet I still hoped you would look at me..."
"Shut up-"
Jimmy: "Oh, and the damn way Curly talked about you, how incredible you are, so kind, hardworking, so beautiful."
"I tell you to shut up-"
Jimmy: "Those lovely moles in the center of your chest that look like a constellation"
"He wouldn't talk about those things with you!"
Jimmy: "I saw it myself"
You felt like you were going to puke at that moment, you didn't want to believe that he had really done something like that to you while you were unconscious, you didn't want your suspicions to be confirmed, you refused to believe it.
"Liar. Anya wouldn't leave me alone, she would lock the nursery door-"
Jimmy: "Yes, yes, she did that, it was a pain in the ass. Every night when she went to sleep, she locked the nursery with that code that only Curly and she knew... But that place wasn't closed while someone was inside."
"She wouldn't let you get close to me!"
Jimmy: "They were so sweet, Anya staying by your side saying she had to make sure all your signs were okay, and when she left, she would ask Swansea if he could keep an eye on you. But he was so depressed that he didn't dare to stay with you for long, so... I took his place to make sure you were okay."
"In front of Curly..."
You murmured at having to imagine the scene your husband had to witness without being able to do anything about it other than watch.
Jimmy: "That was the funniest thing"
You hugged tightly, feeling a horrible tingling all over your body, as if you were dirty.
Jimmy: "Swansea had no idea about anything, Anya didn't want to talk about it with anyone else. Thanks to her silence, I was able to finally look at that body that you always hide from me, thanks to Swansea's stupidity and feeling sad for his little captain, feeling all guilty and shit."
Swansea: "What did he just say..."
You turned to see Swansea at the end of the hallway, carrying Jimmy's rations, holding an axe firmly in the other hand; he had managed to hear everything.
"Swansea-"
Swansea: "Open the door, captain"
"Listen - it's not worth it, do you have any idea what they'll do to you if they find out you hurt someone from the crew? Please, I don't want them to lock you up."
You said immediately, positioning yourself in front of him, trying to get him to see you, but his eyes were glued to the door where he could see Jimmy's face.
Swansea: "How are they going to know? Let's say it was an accident. Open the door!"
You wanted to keep reasoning with him, but you couldn't deny that you also wished he would face consequences for his actions.
You took the axe from his hands, making him look at you annoyed.
"I won't take the risk of you killing him."
Those were your last words before opening the door, Swansea didn't take much more than a few seconds to fully open the door, step inside, and throw himself at Jimmy.
You could hear the sound of the blows, the insults, and the screams.
You stood at the door wide open, axe in hand, watching as the blood spread across the floor with each blow Swansea dealt.
You watched Jimmy and tilted your head, waiting for him to defend himself.
You wouldn't hesitate to cut off his hands if he touched Swansea.
#mouthwash#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing x reader#anya mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing#daisuke mouthwashing#swansea mouthwashing#captain curly#do it for them mouthwashing#captain curly x reader#mouthwashing curly
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Stupid sexy the Acolyte why I am still watching you
Ugh, because it unfortunately rules, that's why. I don't know. On one hand, I still have all of my concerns about the portrayal of the Jedi Order and my absolute exhaustion with the plotline of "oooh, but wHaT iF the Jedi bAd?!" while offhandedly massacring interesting cool Jedi who are voluntarily and honorably living out their convictions as empty plot fodder. I am so tired. But I also keep genuinely finding things to like about the show.
I really like the big chunky boxy lightsaber designs. They remind me of my first car: one of those perfectly square Volvo station wagons. I think the prequel Jedi lightsaber designs tend to be a little industrial/ utilitarian, whereas Dooku's generation (in the few example we have, I'm thinking of his, Sifo-Dyas's, and Jocasta's, because those are the ones I've looked at too many times) can be a little fussy and overdesigned. It's cool to see how generations of Jedi riff on popular designs for their era.
The size makes for a big impact when characters do things such as hold the emitter against the head of another character, or as in last night, bring it up to someone's throat, because damn, that thing is a clunker. It looks so dangerous.
Master Sol. Master Sol. Master Sol. I'm not sure I have ever seen a live action role where the actor has more uniquely and specifically captured what I love about the Jedi in one character.
The scene where he goes down to reset the transmitter and has his little micro-breakdown after the "team is dead" bit. What an powerful moment. The amount of acting he did with absolutely no dialogue, no one else in the scene to bounce off of, just a quiet moment of grief, rage, and loss. I've read both criticism and rebuttals of Jedi acting - oh, they're wooden, no, they're accurately playing a person with a lifetime worth of trained emotional control - and this was such an incredible example of portraying a person with a lifetime of emotional control training realistically experiencing an excruciating, heartbreaking loss. You see him lose control, open himself up to the Force/self soothe, and regain it. All just with a sequence of facial expressions. Honestly, if I get absolutely nothing else out of the show and hate where they go with this, it will have been worth watching for that alone. It's that important to me.
And just - Sol. :') When he gives Not-Osha a big HUG? I'm such a sucker for Jedi onscreen hugs. Man, his inevitable death is gonna blow.
Aww, and speaking of death, confirmation that the Osha and Jecki vibes were really there. Just kill me. And I kind of love how Qimir phrases it, this idea that the Jedi she loves will never love her back the way that she wants them to, but also the twisty subtext there. Maybe this is me giving the show too much credit, but I got a lot of Sith-version of love "to love is to possess a person" vibes in the way he talked about that?
BUt ohhhhh nooooo ewww stupid sexy Qimir trying to s-seduce (?) Osha by being all sexy and funny and likeable and weirdly kind and not like a classic Sith. Pffffh. Yeah, he's going after the other twin now. Completely and totally expected. Oh, good. And now he's taking off his stupid shirt and his beautiful body is there in this dumb stupid scene. He loves to show off his awful muscles and handsome dumb face, as if anybody is interested in that. Presumably his dark side dong is out. Who would care about that? Not me, a scholar.
Whatever, who even cares about this show. CLEARLY I DO NOT
#please don't come after me these are just my dumb thoughts on a tv show I'm continuing to watch#the acolyte#acolyte spoilers
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@unladielike as a response to this (pt 2)
"You claim I'm a goodie two shoes, but honestly, is there really anything wrong with that? I mean, as far as I'm concerned, the world could always stand to have a bit more kindness in it." — “How does everythin’ that comes out of your mouth sound like it came from a fuckin’ kid’s TV show?”
"Ahh... speak of the devil and he shall appear." — “So you’ve finally figured out I’m the Devil, huh? Took ya long enough.”
"Can you believe Fiona and her cronies had the gall to make me buy all this beer, only to mention at the last second I'm not even invited to the party? Ugh, I'm so mad! Alright, Kai... you're gonna help me drink all this." — “… Why does somethin’ tell me that would be a terrible fuckin’ idea? Just burn their house down or somethin’. If ya do it right, no one can trace the arson back t' ya.”
"Welp, obviously, violence isn't good; however, having a biological moment in response to someone being wilfully ignorant or extremely bad faith is understandable, to be honest. Like, for instance... say you're having a debate with someone over something you really care about, right? That individual, however, keeps escalating and escalating despite your best efforts to make reasonable, nuanced arguments, to the point where they keep using bigoted talking points. In that sense, I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to be the bigger person at that point and just proceed to sucker punch them, 'cause people mistake having freedom of speech to mean they can really say anything without consequence... which truly isn't the case." — “... What the fuck are ya even talkin’ about right now?”
"Feel free to not answer if you're not comfortable, but have you ever killed a CEO before?" — “If I told ya, I’d have t’ kill ya. Still wanna know?”
"What?! That is totally not fair! I demand a rematch!" ( After Kai beats her at a game of darts or something because Vivian's a sore loser ) — “Sorry t’ break this t’ ya, but hittin’ a target is literally in my job description. Ya never stood a chance.”
"Th-This isn't a date, okay? I only invited you here because I wanted to finally break your winning streak... so don't get things twisted, got it?" — “Cool your fuckin’ jets, I never said it was. I’m not the one gettin’ things twisted, Viv.”
"Sorry for keeping you waiting... some Karen accosted me for apparently using 'the wrong restroom'. Needless to say, she managed to shut up real quick after I pulled down my pants and showed her my menstruating voochie." ( After returning from a bathroom break back during a time she had cut her hair short ) — “What the actual fuck is wrong with ya?! Don’t ya know that’s sexual harassment or some shit? I’ve seen more blood than ya could imagine, but even I just threw up in my mouth a bit.”
"Kaaaaai... hic! I'm tired, caaaaarry me!" ( Vivian while she's drunk ) — “… Ugh, don’t ever say I never did anythin’ for ya.”
"Not that I care or anything... but why do you never ask me how my day has been and immediately just jump straight to sex almost every time I'm over at your place? Like, am I only ever a vulva and a pair of tits to you?" — “If ya don't care, why would ya even bring it up? Christ alive, even when you’re complainin’ ya aren’t honest.”
"You know... hic, if you at least had enough delicacy, you would truly be the ideal man." ( Vivian while she's drunk ) — “… Ok, I think you’ve had more than enough. You’re mistakin’ me for your anime guys now.”
"Sure, I might hate your guts, but I won't stand by and watch you get accused of something I knew for a fact you didn't do. That would be super unjust and would totally go against my morals." — “Ah, yes. It all comes back t' your precious morals. Couldn’t ever stand anythin’ that goes against those.”
"You got hurt again? Seriously, Kai, can't you simply learn to get along with someone for once?" — “C’mon, there’s no fun in that. How would I get t’ see them bleed otherwise?”
#unladielike#kai;;misc—{there's something foul inside of me; it howls and aches.}#//not this being in my drafts for weeks#//clearly this is NOT Boyfriend Kai 😩#//this is the genuine article#//see how he deflects?#//he deflects
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Hi....If you don't mind me asking, can I ask, what are your top 7 favorite media (can be books/ manga/ anime/movies/tv series/etc) and your top 7 favorite (fictional) characters from any media? Why do you love them all? Sorry if you've answered this questions before......
Hello :D
omg i get to yell about things I like, exciting!
first im going to go with my top 7 in no special order cuz I would never be able to decide
Trigun (98, manga and stampede): I've talked WAY to much about this one but holy shit has impacted my life. The story, the characters, the pain THE SWEET SWEET PAIN MY GOD. It just mixes a lot of tropes/themes I really like. And we have 3 versions of it! How cool is that?
Steven Universe: again another classic. Discovered the show when I was young and it just grabbed my soul. Very formative and influential while I was growing up. So soft and p a i n f u l l as all thins should be :3. Plus the music is a banger. Like to this day ik songs from it. Favorite one is change btw.
Legend series (book series): no one paid attention to this series because it came out the same time as divergent and hunger games and other big titles. But I was! And it's still one of the best book series I've ever read. It totally has the 2013-2015 vibes (except for the latest one in the series, rebel) but it's....honest. not only because all the struggles in the book are real but also because the author really believes in her characters. She created them but also let them become people. Plus the writing is amazing and her description of specific moments and emotions UGH I have a huge post about it because of how cool it is. I still remember opening the first book and getting SLAPPED by the first line. Yes it's that good.
Signalis: newish game :D saw lesbians, saw violence and I was on board but I never thought the game would make me think and stare at the wall that much. So far I've played it 5 times and going for a 6th. It's so abstract and no one can decide on what's true or not but that's part of its beauty. Really clever and interesting game. Nothing is real, only lesbians with guns.
Our Flag Means Death: cool show that was about queer NOT IN THEIR TEENAGE YEARS??? IN THIS ECONOMY??? AND NOT ABOUT AIDS (sorry pose I still love you). Of course it won me over because of the queerness but also the characters themselves. It was nice to see myself in a lot of them, personality and racially wise. The fun gay pirates came to my house, destroyed my life and also gave me life. Easy as that.
Pose fx: don't like the main writer of the show too much but the rest of them ATE WITH THIS. A story about black queer woman PORTRAYED BY BLACK QUEER WOMEN. It deals with the aids crisis through the lenses of trans women and gay men but the thing in that show that blew me away was the love for femininity and the community they created around it. They actually took their abandoned and traumatized selves and became someone. They formed families that actual give support and I'm a sucker for found family. I've cried many times because I wanted Blanca to adopt me. 10/10 show about overcoming shit circumstances and the importance of community. What if I cried again.
Houseki no Kuni (manga and anime): weird manga that I've been following for YEARS because its so fucking good. The anime is beautiful and captivating af and honestly the whole thing needs to be analyzed by a Buddhist. it makes me want to learn about that religion so i can understand more. but yeah its sad, its hype, and once again its about gay rock MMM my favorite. you dont know the hours i spent looking for videos/animatic about it. hard to explain but i like to describe it as "human growth: the manga/anime"
Maybe it seems like I don't watch many movies and it's kinda true! I'm more of a shows person. but there are movies i like. maybe another day
Now onto my favorite characters but again I can't decide so this is in no special order. Also because I can't decide I'm giving the spotlight to characters that are not from the media mentioned above (for example if you dont see vash in here is because i yell about him enough like. 3 times minimum per month). Because I can. Because I'm normal about media and stories i like.
1.Steven (su): MY BOY MY MOON AND STARS. ok a lot of this list is about characters i relate to, but this one is the og. this mf is one of the kindest, awesome yet misunderstood characters of all time. theres so much rage and trauma in this little guy but there are many other feelings that get lowkey explored in the main show until BOOM the emotions explode in su future. its amazing how complex my son is. im so lucky that i got to grow up along side him in a way. and in another way it was nice to see myself kinda represented in him? fun times.
2.Tifa (ffvii): PRETTY RECENT BUT SHES THE COOLEST. ejem sorry. i love cloud, zach and the others from the game but tifa doesnt get the recognition she deserves. she survived so many tragedies and became stronger because of it. not only in body but also in mind. however she also became cautious and tries to not explode in front of others. she tries to be a safe place for people, even when shes scared. i think thats pretty admirable of her. i would say more but i dont want to risk spoiling the game but there are little moments and scenes where she just tries to be there for people because she has no one in her life anymore and fuck it makes me sad. also shes pretty hot-
3.Elektra (pose): MY QUEEN. shes just. evil sometimes. shes really a bitch to most of the characters but DAMN SHES COOL WHEN SHE IS. elektra knows she was born with a huge disadvantage in life so she grabs power like a mf and bites it. i kinda aspire to be that, to not let anyone get in my way. she just really speaks to the part of me that has bigger ambitions. but shes also smart and caring (when shes not being a bitch) and every time the world puts her down she stands up and kicks the world again. she's the power of femininity itself and yes i also think shes hot (i mean look at those cheeks of thunder) but shes like a fucking storm in a person and how i can not love that? We love poc people in power.
4.Phos (houseki no kuni): This fucking child (they're a child in my eyes) is so important to me for weird reasons. I got deep into hnk when I was in my sabbatical year. It was a time where I didn't know where I would go and phos seemed to be in a similar place. To this day it surprises me how ichikawa managed to create a "simple" character and then by all definitions made them human. I like their journey, the transformations they went through, the stages they went to cope or to confront their situation. Plus the design is pretty affff
5.Edward Teach (ofmd): I just.....really connected with this guy ok? The feeling of always being at the bottom so if you are going to rise your only option is to make people fear you but that's not true BOY HE LEFT NO CRUMBS WITH THAT WHOLE THING. he was just really cool when he entered the show and then it was "oh this guy is really fucked up actually" and he's so funny and MORE OLD POC QUEERS? FUCK YEAH. but i guess what puts him on top for me is how he explored himself and his needs. All that while being funny and tragic and gay. Really cool.
6.Anthy (revolutionary girl utena): MY DAUGHTER RRRRAAAAHHH. Anthy is a really tragic and complex character. to this day i cannot put together every reason why shes my favorite from utena. Shes tragic and my god the things she goes through break my heart every time I think about it but...shes also incredibly strong and funny and a weird keeping animals in her room. The creators did an excellent job showing her lack of agency and how she already had given up, but also showed her humanity and wish to retain things in her life that gave her joy. And movie anthy? That girl is a no nonsense girl. She will get her girlfriend no matter what from the people who abused her. She left that fucking school as a mature, smart and kind adult. We fucking stan.
7. Richard (requiem of the rose king): another recent acquired son. Idk why this one hit so much and honestly for how short the manga is (79 chapters) they did such a good job with him???? Banger themes and metaphors, banger character moments, banger GENDER moments. I've seen a few people not being able to take him seriously but idk, ir sounded honest and serious to me. A kid who has been told since birth they were a demon became one to survive but not really. Because no one with his wish can fully be a demon. Idk maybe it's cheesy but his quest for love and acceptance was a banger in my eyes (please read the manga. We can leave the anime behind). Also I like him cuz he's cool and is a character I CAN ACTUALLY COSPLAY THANK GOD-
AND THOSE ARE SOME CHARACTERS AND SOME PIECES OF MEDIA I LIKE :D IF ANYONE WANTS MORE PLS ASK.
#i feel like you weren't expecting a huge post#but yeah#it took me a while cuz#reasons#but thank you for asking! im always happy to talk about things i like#as you can see#sorry#maybe ill add the fandom tags later
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10 Characters | 10 Fandoms | 10 Tags!
(tagged by @babeoffrontiers thank you!!! 🫶)
i think other than the number one spot, none of these are in any particular order. but yes let's begin.
Caleb Widogast (Critical Role). undisputed favorite character in any piece of media, he’s my entire world. literally a perfect narrative story, an emotional character exploration of grief and found family and time itself. profoundly sad man but also filled with so much silly sweetness that makes the sadness even MORE painful. he's a friend, he's a lover, he's a pining man, he's of the empire but not a friend to the empire. he's MY boy, he's a magic man, he's trying to be the man his parents believed he could be. i can cry (and have cried) about him for hours on end but i’m not making this list any longer. ("hi caleb... how are you doing today?" AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH)
Gale Dekarios (Baldur’s Gate 3). omg another sad wizard? sorry i have a type. wyll also belongs on this list but i’m hopelessly drawn to gale so i have to pick him. mama’s boy? cat dad? big wet eyes, a little suicidal and extremely devoted? i don’t know that i’ve clutched my heart harder than when i saw his act 2 romance scene for the first time. i think it also just pulls at my heartstrings that his relationship with tav is so showing of his kindness regardless of whether or not you romance him. even platonic gale is so ;-;
Ann Takamaki (Persona 5). i fought about putting yusuke or ryuji or even zenkichi but this spot has to go to ann because she's just so. perfect. the first arc of p5 is the BEST hands down and she's literally one of the biggest reasons why. the writers end up ruining her but the way she grows even in that first arc... her confidant scene with the line "i'm just a lonely, scared girl..." BREAKS ME. she's a treasure, she's strong and kind and wants to be a light for others while not giving up on the things that make her 'girly.' and her love for ryuji as best friends is one of my favorite dynamics ever.
Artemis (Hades). i love artemis in general, i grew an attachment during my greek mythology kid phase and never let go so i'm obsessed with every iteration of her in media. but artemis in hades has my favorite visual design in the game combined with her quiet sweetness :') and her willingness to have a family bond with zagreus because she's also an outcast who's overwhelmed by her other family members. and then to be a total badass of a goddess, ugh love her.
Katagawa Jr. (Borderlands). okay this one is funny because i honestly love katagawa as an OC more than canon... like canon treated him pretty badly and if it was based on that alone then august tftbl would be in this spot. but the POTENTIAL... ohhh the potential... youngest son born into the highest echelon of one of the most powerful companies in the galaxy, but to CEO parents who see them only as property?? and puts barcodes on the back of their necks?? and katagawa jr being the desperately lonely, attention-seeking son? don't get me started on him and naoko... genuinely my OC now. i took him from canon.
Julian Devorak (The Arcana). this one always embarrasses me to talk about because it's like a romance visual novel game. so let's make it quick. but julian is unironically such a good character, i'm a sucker for the way he loves his little sister more than anything in the world. also for being a silly pirate plague doctor who wants to help people, blames himself for a past he can't even remember, and trips over his own heels being so madly in love. the outfit and eyepatch too, 10/10.
Crona Gorgon (Soul Eater). the definition of 'nonbinary baby' LMAO- but seriously, i instantly fell in love with their design when i first watched. one of the best ever, including ragnarok's design being a part of them. being so powerful but so pained, just such a sad soul and it's so interesting to watch them on screen. i love a character that seems silly and awkward and then also can turn very scary/cool. brief shoutout to stein though, i almost put him on here instead because his design and fighting style are just peak >>
Mad Maggie (Apex Legends). my first ever apex love was horizon, but idk when maggie came out i just fell in love with her personality? she's SO funny to me. i also love her and fuse's backstory, and i think her tough attitude but capability of being kinda sweet as well is cute (although i genuinely just adore her as a mean character too. let women be meaner. she's funny and hot about it). her kit is also very fun even though i'm bad with it, i love riot drilling halfway across the map when i play her. her voice is 10/10 and even her theme music is banger.
Undyne (Undertale). undertale still has one of the greatest narratives in all of gaming history and i will die happily on that hill. sorry. undyne was always my girl, her being the badass knight (that everyone assumes is some scary guy), her theme music is still one of THE best video game songs ever. her design is amazing, finding out that she's papyrus's friend and that she's in love with alphys, her backstory with asgore. all amazing character beats. and that's not even mentioning the genocide run... "for the sake of the whole world... I, UNDYNE, WILL STRIKE YOU DOWN." ugh.
Prince Canute (Vinland Saga). gah i haven't even watched season 2 yet because i'm terribly behind. BUT. oh my god, i think canute's monologue in the snow in season 1 actually fundamentally changed my brain???? and the way that i think??? like i felt something crack within me. i actually gave a talk about that exact scene in an animation class i had once. anyways i loved watching him on screen and watching him change... watching him be so sad... not to mention his design is just very very pretty. can't wait to see my best friend canute in s2 i'm sure nothing bad will happen right.
tagging: @magnuficentwo @aliensmoothie and anyone else who wants to do it if you feel like it, no obligation :) i'm bad at the tagging part of tag games sorry!
#thank you for the tag YAY :D#it's funny i have so many characters i love but a lot of them come from the same pieces of media LMAO <3#i like to gush about characters i like. and i can't help it.#shoutout also to dj candy and camilla fe ... i would've put them on this list but the only description would've been “they're pretty <3”#personal
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20 Questions for Fic Writers
1. How many works do you have on AO3? 43!
2. What’s your total AO3 word count? 562,348, which is honestly insane
3. What fandoms do you write for? right now mostly stranger things. I've got most of a ted lasso fic written but who knows if that'll get posted?? and prev, harry potter.
4. What are your top 5 fics by kudos? 1. don't take this sinner (dramione, marriage law ish), 2. same as it ever was (steddie, two timelines, one of my first steddie fics!) 3. carve your name into my chest (steddie, the hockey au of my dreams) 4. come get your man (he got lost in my DMs) (steddie, social media, steve being a horny DM guy) 5. there'll be a riot (cause I know you) (steddie, the matty-healy-rat-man-Eddie-vibed mostly smut fic)
5. Do you respond to comments? Why or why not? ugh. I WISH!!!! I want to be better at this, I really do. I usually start strong but I end up with limited energy/time and I want to filter that into writing more. if you've ever commented: I FUCKING LOVE YOU and think you're SO cool! if you really WANT a reply, the best way to get that is to ask me questions haha. it starts to feel weird just "thank you!"ing everyone, ya know?
6. What is the fic you wrote with the angstiest ending? I am.... not an angsty ending person tbqh! I think the closest is probably you love the sea, which is a flintwood rarepair selkie fic that I deeply love. it ends happy, insofaras they end up TOGETHER, but if you think more about the implications and how fucking sad it's going to be for oliver... well. I'll leave that to you guys.
7. What’s the fic you wrote with the happiest ending? god, I'm well known for having "endings so happy they border on absurd", according to one person online. so, pick your poison I guess! anyways the fic THAT person was referring to was same as it ever was, so, let's go with that!
8. Do you get hate on fics? I have been so lucky lately to not get much hate at all lately, which is a real privilege in the fandom world. remember that I cut my teeth in early days of harry potter, and people were BRUTAL. I definitely HAVE gotten hate - my aforementioned dramione fic has a bit of a weird twist that some people were PISSED about (and once I got an incredibly detailed comment about how badly I fucked up my representation of black Hermione because she... didn't talk that much about hating her hair? which I know is AN experience but not necessarily a universal one) but overall, at least this fandom go around, no hate. thank you, everyone, for that!
9. Do you write smut? If so, what kind? yes. lots and lots and lots of it. mostly kinda kinky and pretty much all pretty gay. let's not talk about how many times I've had to tag dacryphilia and what that means. I just like when people fuck about things, yknow?
10. Do you write crossovers? What’s the craziest one you’ve written? nope, never! and I likely never will. too much to keep track of.
11. Have you ever had a fic stolen? not that I know of, thank god for that.
12. Have you ever had a fic translated? I've had requests but... I would need a translator willing to work pretty closely with me because I want to make sure certain choices come across well, and I haven't found that yet.
13. Have you ever co-written a fic before? not officially, though I did write a buckingham companion piece to the amazing cowboy-bar fic @riality-check did!
14. What’s your all time favorite ship? OH GOD don't make me choose! ALL TIME is still probably dramione, but steddie is a very close second. in terms of canon ships, I'm such a sucker for buffy/spike (leave me alone), and veronica mars/logan (AGAIN LEAVE ME ALONE) and rory/logan (BECAUSE RICH WHITE BOYS NAMED LOGAN ARE A WEAKNESS, APPARENTLY)
15. What’s a WIP you want to finish but doubt you ever will? pour one OUT for you can't take the sky from me, which is my firefly inspired harry potter au ft pansy/percy, mostly because I had so many big plans for it that I've completely forgotten AND I just can't write in that fandom at all anymore. sorry everyone, I do love what I put out and I wish there was more of it.
16. What are your writing strengths? prose, smut, tying things together with little bows, and spending way too much time in my characters heads
17. What are your writing weaknesses? dual POVs, getting so lost in one character I don't flesh out the others as much as I mean to, action sequences, and consistent motivation
18. Thoughts on writing dialogue in another language in fic? I've done it before (mostly in clean ice, cold hearts, can't lose) and my typical strategy is to indicate that the characters are speaking a diff language (in french, I use guillements and italics) but not to actually WRITE the french, unless it's very short and the POV character doesn't understand it on purpose like in carve.
19. First fandom you wrote for? harry potter baby! my oldest posted fic that I've found online was from 2002, when I was... too young to be interacting with the internet like that, that's for sure.
20. Favorite fic you’ve written? carve your name into my chest and it's no contest. I love same as it ever was as well, which I think is a better WRITTEN fic technically speaking, but carve was a huge passion project that I had so much fun with, and the response to it had been one of my favourite things in the world. oh, and special shout out to make this inn our own, which is my second longest fic ever and was just an absolute joy to do. so, those three, I guess!
tagging with no pressure: @riality-check @hereforanepilogue @maxineholtzmann @stevespookington @stevethehairington @withacapitalp and whoever else wants in!
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Things Vivian has probably said to Kai ( @gloryundimmed ), Part 2:
"You claim I'm a goodie two shoes, but honestly, is there really anything wrong with that? I mean, as far as I'm concerned, the world could always stand to have a bit more kindness in it."
"Ahh... speak of the devil and he shall appear."
"Can you believe Fiona and her cronies had the gall to make me buy all this beer, only to mention at the last second I'm not even invited to the party? Ugh, I'm so mad! Alright, Kai... you're gonna help me drink all this."
"Welp, obviously, violence isn't good; however, having a biological moment in response to someone being wilfully ignorant or extremely bad faith is understandable, to be honest. Like, for instance... say you're having a debate with someone over something you really care about, right? That individual, however, keeps escalating and escalating despite your best efforts to make reasonable, nuanced arguments, to the point where they keep using bigoted talking points. In that sense, I wouldn't blame you for not wanting to be the bigger person at that point and just proceed to sucker punch them, 'cause people mistake having freedom of speech to mean they can really say anything without consequence... which truly isn't the case."
"Feel free to not answer if you're not comfortable, but have you ever killed a CEO before?"
"What?! That is totally not fair! I demand a rematch!" ( After Kai beats her at a game of darts or something because Vivian's a sore loser )
"Th-This isn't a date, okay? I only invited you here because I wanted to finally break your winning streak... so don't get things twisted, got it?"
"Sorry for keeping you waiting... some Karen accosted me for apparently using 'the wrong restroom'. Needless to say, she managed to shut up real quick after I pulled down my pants and showed her my menstruating voochie." ( After returning from a bathroom break back during a time she had cut her hair short )
"Kaaaaai... hic! I'm tired, caaaaarry me!" ( Vivian while she's drunk )
"Not that I care or anything... but why do you never ask me how my day has been and immediately just jump straight to sex almost every time I'm over at your place? Like, am I only ever a vulva and a pair of tits to you?"
"You know... hic, if you at least had enough delicacy, you would truly be the ideal man." ( Vivian while she's drunk )
"Sure, I might hate your guts, but I won't stand by and watch you get accused of something I knew for a fact you didn't do. That would be super unjust and would totally go against my morals."
"You got hurt again? Seriously, Kai, can't you simply learn to get along with someone for once?"
#gloryundimmed#║▌ ⧼ ⸢ ʚɞ ⸣︳h̲e̲a̲d̲c̲a̲n̲o̲n̲s̲. ⧽ ― LET’S PRETEND I AM A FICTIONAL CHARACTER.#⸾ ❖︎ ⸾ ( ABOUT ) ⤹ •• 𝕧𝕚𝕧𝕚𝕒𝕟 𝕚𝕤𝕞𝕤.#⸾ ❖︎ ⸾ ( QUEUED ) ⤹ •• 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕝𝕚𝕓𝕣𝕒𝕣𝕪.#[ i'm sorry... i absolutely had to ]#[ and yes she's such a tsundere to him i wouldn't be surprised if kai struggles to take her seriously sometimes ]
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Ugh! YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSS!!! We love Love LOVE black cat Felix! Healthy hair ftw. (I almost throttled him through the screen when he said if he dyed it one more time he'd have no hair then dyed it the next day🤦🏾♀️ but then WaxingRacha gave us the BEST Christmas gift ever.
Well I hope things get better. 👀 Is your brain being mean to you again cause that's not very noice. I'll come over with sweets and give it a stern talking to😤 but yes nurture and nourish yourself!
You're right, we do make them feel tall and the other groups that are really tall feel like giants xD
You are right my friend, sometimes you just gotta say fuck 😌 (and no you are not oversharing)
I love you so so so so so fucking much. Thank you for having me on your blog and for the birthday wish! I was looking forward to this decade (despite my peers calling me old after revealing I'm actually older than them) I just be chilling.
Yeah being attracted to these FOINE young men is different I feel? Especially if we came across them when we were both adults. Like none of the younger biases I have were minors when I came across the group and as you learn about the group you might end up ot_ for the most part. We're not actively going out and seeking significantly younger people to get in relationships with.
And thank you lvrgrl-xo, it does feel less lonely.
Listennnn fic is honestly amazing. We're writers and those fictional versions are there for a reason. Which since we've developed Ayen's link already we should start on the other two. (Just a suggestion. We Don't have to until you're ready.) Honestly, being older and seeing some of these lives where they want us to call them oppa have me GIGGLING. Like sweetie, that's cute but what would you do if you knew I was your noona? Kinda just wanna be there to watch the realization sink in and see their reaction.
Honestly I think it was Channie that released the beast. Chan said copy+paste when raising him 🤣 a guy in a crop top or showing off his slutty waist will forever be my kryptonite. And we like men with big hearts too. As a thicker person myself I need to rest my head on something.
Lollipop anon works! I call it a sucker/rainbow pop cause *cough* alphabet mafia gang gang and I'm a total simp *cough cough*, but lollipop anon is so much cuter!
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I had to google alphabet mafia 🤣 I feel very old and very British 🤣
I have newer messages from you to answer, but considering one of them starts with us grieving black cat Felix it made sense to reply to this one first 😅 I know I could just leave some of these unposted (actually I couldn't, the 'tism won't allow it) but they're all bloody brilliant and important and full of lore.
I love you so fucking much too!! PLEASE NEVER LEAVE MY BLOG!!! Thank you for always being so nice to me and filling my inbox with gems and filth. Filth gems. Diamonds in mud? Oh dear, somebody stop me.
I've been doing really not-good recently. This last week in particular has been particularly... something. It's very weird. I'm used to my brain breaking on a semi-regular basis, but at the moment even just typing is coming out wrong- I keep getting my words in the wrong order, or hitting completely the wrong keys repeatedly.
I will try better to nourish myself, that will definitely help. I've been living on take out for the last week because it's easier to click a button then try and decide how to food... I'm being noice to my brain though! Even though it's being a dick 🤣 being gentle with myself because otherwise other people will be sad. I'm just rambling nonsense now aren't I? 😅
Fic IS amazing. Imagine if we'd never met? Thank you smutty fic, thank you Tumblr, thank you brain for making me write things sometimes and thank YOU lollipop anon for messaging me even when I don't respond for ages (I always think of you a lot, and all the stories and lore we're developing. I had to buy a stapler to try and organise the print outs I have... I shall take a picture when I get home... gonna need some red thread...)
BUT YES BACK TO FIC AND LORE: noona kinks. We should work on those for the others. I can't remember which other two we were talking about, but I'm 101% sure one of them was Bang Chan.
I like to daydream about them realising I'm ther noona. Specifically Chan, ofc. Especially because with him I can be like "Oh yeah, you're the same age as my baby sister." BABY. SISTER. I don't know how he'd react to it, but I'd like to find out.
I know for the young 'uns reading this, you might think "pah, you're over 30, of course they're going to know you're older than them." And to that I say, pah yourselves 🫶 I still get ID'ed, which is fucking awesome. On my last birthday I got ID'ed while buying an energy drink for my sister? Amazing. Good times. (This is the part where I go on a long rant about toxic media and the idea that once you're past 30 you're over the hill, but cba. Just imagine me ranting passionately.)
What about the '00 line though? I'm fairly certain they'd know I'm older than them. Maybe? Maybe not if they caught me when I'm in hyperactive golden retriever puppy mode. Idk.
I'm not sure how Ayen would feel knowing I'm a LITERAL DECADE older than him. BUT CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT HAS OCCURRED! I don't get stressed out about that anymore, because what you said makes a lot of sense. I haven't watched them grow up, so it doesn't feel so creepy 💁♀️ whereas Taemin, who is only two years yonger than me, I still feel weird about 🤣 he's my adorable little brother, okay? He must be protected at all costs. And when he feels like getting sexy, I'll just be like this: 🫣
I THINK WE SHOULD GO INTO DEPTH ABOUT SKZ DISCOVERING NOONARACHA. LET'S BE SELF INDULGENT!
OH! Reading about Chan being responsible for Ayen's recent sluttification (agreed) keeps making me think of these two clips:
It seems that Kirby mouth is catching.
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If you ship your OC with a particular canon character, then what was it about that character that drew you to them? Is it that you have a certain "type" when it comes to shipping? Or did you surprise yourself with who you felt drawn towards? If your OC is in a relationship with another OC then did you change any aspects of either of their backstories or personalities to make this work?
This is a very good one!
I will start by saying that I did not intend for Sib or Demos to get the development they got as I didn't think I'd get invested in it. However that all changed when I met a certain white haired tank, and it was all over honestly.
I honestly can't say what about Thancred that drew me to him so quickly, it almost felt like it was out of my hands if I'm being honest, Sib just picked him and I denied her because we were only two weeks into this game we hadn't even defeated our first primal! Honestly though it was his looks as I do have a bit of a type, see Dante from devil may cry, but what had me staying was the development of his character. I just am a sucker for people that learn to open up and not let the world rest solely on their shoulders. He matured and I vibed with that.
Demos and Yugiri was a bit of a surprise but it also took me well over a year to find a ship for him, and it came about when I was rewatching cutscenes for something else and the conversation you have with her after saving the people and she finds that the people of Doma are fine with not making any trouble to survive there was the way she talked about her home that just clicked with me and made me realize she was the one for Demos. He does have other relationships throughout the story and they two vibed with him in a way that just worked. In Hilda's case it was being a bit of the opposite of him, she loosened him up and reminded him to live once and a while. Lyna was much in the same vein as Yugiri in that he gravitates towards people that tend to not talk about things because there's a part of them that doesn't want to be a burden to a degree, but Demos is someone that listens and pays attention and knows a bit more on when to intervene and when not to. All were a bit of a surprise, as he took forever to figure out ship wise!
Anthea was someone that was made to be a character that I could ship with Hythlodaeus. Listen that man was just made to appeal to me! He's just so upbeat and positive and tries to look for the best in a bad situation, but there's this shadow of doubt that creeps in the background and it just felt like how I feel a lot of times. He fits a type I have also with loving those more look on the bright side kind of characters, see Ray Palmer from cw's arrowverse shows. When I finished EW I just wanted more for him too as a character because he deserved it and he just I wanted to pick his brain a bit more tbh. I also just wanted him to feel the way others felt when he was supportive of them, to Anthea Hyth is the same as Hades and Azem are to Hyth if that makes sense.
Now Conner and Elidibus I cannot resist a good tragedy and there is just something about memories and losing them and not knowing who you are any more that just, hmm idk was maybe helping me to cope with my job at the time (I worked primarily in a memory care assisted living facility). But I just loved this idea also of someone that has a good heart and still did terrible things, and let the weight of duty take over in trying to do what they think is best. Like there was never any winning for him in the end, especially once he forgot just who and what he was fighting for. He also just fits into this type that I have that I just can't not love, see Joshua Rosfield from XVI. And not to mention then seeing him in Panda! Ugh the way he was just so open and fun and loving the world and knowing what he becomes and then that ending of the raids! Just took my heart and ran with it! Shipping him with Conner worked as in Conner's original universe he didn't forget but he put safety and duty above all else kind of cutting him off from the world to an extent, but there was still that fun personality there and in his original universe he was more like how Elidibus is for him in ffxiv. And the ship was more of a second thought and the excuse I needed to put Conner in a universe where there was a heavy jazz music association with a whole society, but I didn't just pick the ship willy nilly, no there was thought to it and they do very much work.
As for OCxOC ships I have some with a friend and not much about the oc had to change really. Minor things like where they would hang out or if they were a WoL or not but overall backstories and personalities stayed the same. Now maybe it was easier because I've had OCxOC ships with this person before and it would be different with someone else, but I feel most of the time you shouldn't have to change your oc all that much when shipping with another oc. In my opinion if you have to change whole core aspects of the backstory and personality to fit then maybe they aren't meant to be, changes in development throughout their story is another thing and is expected to happen because they are now having a different element than the oc's original story.
Demos has one with my friend's bun boy and that one came from the two being artists in their own ways, her oc is a bard and Demos is more traditional artist. Their meeting was something of an accident in meeting in a tavern and her oc commissioning Demos to create a new gladiator poster for her WoL since he was a fighter in the pits and her oc was like his promo/hype man. Neither of their backstories had to change or their personality as they complemented each other in his being more out there and Demos being more subdued, but Demos listens and pays attention and can see past the masks, and her oc can get him to open up and knows when he needs someone there.
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And that's what pisses me off about Helluva Boss.
They never stick with the events that already happened in previous episodes and just straight up forgetting about them. Viv and her team keeps slapping in arc after arc after arc. Event after event after event after event and we never see these characters work a motherfucking thing out on screen. It's development is honestly so shitty and I'm more surprised at how fans never pointed this out.
I can't be the only one that noticed that it used to be a "part 1" at the end of the title right? Yeah, they changed that shit and made it into the "finale" instead. When we could've had a part 2 on how Blitzo and Stolas...oh I don't know, WORK THINGS OUT A NOTCH? LIKE SERIOUSLY... WHAT IN THE FUCK HAPPENED BETWEEN BLITZO AND STOLAS AFTER THIS VERY EPISODE?
Blitzo literally lashes out at Stolas, explaining their entire relationship in a nutshell about how Stolas only wants to fuck him and how it affects Blitzo mentally. After this, you'd think the next episode or 2 would be about them staying away from each other or at least try to work things out for each other, right? Do you get that? No. Instead, you get this shit.
Keep in mind, that's the most replayed scene in that episode if you just zoom to 11:19. Wow.
We once again got Stolas sexually assaulting Blitz at this VERY EPISODE of season 2. I'm sitting here like 'what the fuck'? Didn't they literally have this one conversation back in 'OZZIE'S'? Didn't Blitzo LITERALLY tell Stolas how he felt about their whole relationship and how he feels like Stolas only wants to fuck him? Didn't Stolas LITERALLY just hear Blitz explain to him about how he's been feeling for the past couple of episodes? I guess that shit just got thrown out the window, right? I guess Blitzo and Stolas's problems magically went away because 'Vivziepop logic', am I right? What a coincidence! It practically shows that Stolas doesn't give a shit about what Blitzo says and will continue to do all the disgusting petty shit that he does because he's a fucking dick sucker, let's just get that out of the way. He cares about nobody but himself. That's what infuriates me. We never got to see Blitz nor Stolas works things out, but instead they're just happy go lucky to each other in the next episode despite what the fuck happened in the finale. I hate when this shit happens. Literally. Hell, even Steven Universe can do better than this shit. Those that know SU would point out that Rebecca and her crew stuck with Garnet getting pissed off at Pearl because she kept fixing the hub just so they could fuse. They didn't just randomly have Garnet and Pearl act all fine and dandy in their next interaction. No. They actually stuck with the events that happened in the previous. Fucking. Episode. They stuck with Garnet's anger and hatred for Pearl. And that's how events work. Even to the point where Pearl realized what she did was fucked up and tried to apologized to Garnet many times for what she did back in the past episodes. And later on, Garnet forgives her. What do you know? They work things out. AND THEY SHOWED IT ON SCREEN. That's what I always loved about Steven Universe. They stick with their plots and events and handle them very well. Unlike Helluva ass. Seriously, how do you fuck up this badly, Viv? Then you got the nerve to compare yourself WITH Rebecca? Now I won't say Steven Universe didn't have flaws because they certainly did, but at least they handled their show way better than what Viv's crew could ever do. Rebecca Sugar does it way fucking better so I don't know why Vivziepop wants to talk all the shit as if both of her shows ain't already fucked up enough. Honestly nowadays cartoon kid shows are more adult like than actual western cartoons. Yes. I'm comparing them. Suck my strap.
Ugh... I'm so tired.
Funny how the Helluva Boss writers/fans act like each episode is connected to one another and all part of one big narrative that isn’t finished yet, despite the fact that the events of each episode never stick with the characters, ESPECIALLY the IMP gang. Blitz thinking he’s wasted his potential? Moxxie being afraid of rejection? Blitz feeling bad for how he treated Verosika and being outed by Fizz and Barbie? Moxxie coming across his abusive father again? The characters being shattered about Stolas in the hospital? Loona realizing her dad is enough? All gone. The characters always act fine and dandy every episode as if nothing happened. We don’t even get to see them talk about these events and how they affected them emotionally ON screen. How are they supposed to inch towards completing their arcs and make us believe they’re improving and forming a stronger bond between each other if the show won’t even have them talk about it and actually change?
And yet every day fans are talking about the amazing characters, the depth, and character arcs. Lmao all that shit happens off screen.
#spindlehorse critical#helluva boss critical#helluva boss critique#vivziepop critical#helluva boss criticism#helluva critical
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Ariel, plz plz give me Soukoku and Shin Soukoku (everyone separate) with a s/o who doesn't have an ability and is normal citizen?? Its annoying to find a x reader where you don't have an ability and you are a normal citizen!! cuz I know if I'm ever in bsd I won't have an ability and I will be a normal citizen, a background character!

Pfft hello Rown~ I hope you don't mind but I just did some headcanons for each of them :) Ngl same though, I would purposefully try to be a bartender that works here the Port Mafia though 👀
Genre: Fluff
Characters: Osamu Dazai, Chuuya Nakahara, Ryunosuke Akutagawa, and Atsushi Nakajima

Osamu Dazai:
Dazai sort of likes that you don't have an ability
Honestly, not that it would have mattered if you did-
His own ability would have just canceled yours out as well
But he likes how "human" you make him feel :)
There are no expectations to be an ability-user or be incredibly smart around you
He just gets to enjoy your company in your mundane, everyday life
Dazai just enjoys the normalcy of your life
It's quaint and quiet
You talk about things that he never once had knowledge of despite it being so common
"Ack- I have to finish up my taxes by next week..." _φ( ̄ー ̄ )
"What are taxes?" (´⊙ω⊙`)
"..."
"..."
"Dazai... please tell me you do your taxes."
The man probably has Kunikida do them-
Actually wait I take that back
He already has a shit ton of crimes on his back so tax evasion is probably the least of the man's worries (´ω`)
He tells you about work a lot of the time, but not always what specifically he does
"I annoyed Kunikida again today~"
"What did you do this time?"
"Hid his glasses behind the plant pot at the office!"
Honestly, I'm not sure he would tell you about his past if you didn't have anything to do with ability-users or the Mafia
He would probably be ashamed of it and scared to tell you
What if you thought of him as a monster?
What if you left him?
It wouldn't be easy to find out that your boyfriend was actually a mass murder and could be easily convicted at any second
But he would probably tell you eventually
He shows you Oda's grave as well
Occasionally, you two will go out and have a picnic out there as well
When you're out working and he's skipping, he'll go out to Odasaku's gravesite and talk about you non-stop
He just adores how alive you make his life feel
Chuuya Nakahara:
Personally, it would likely be hard for Chuuya to successfully meet someone outside of the Port Mafia
Ngl, it probably took him ages to ask you out too-
I mean, you were normal and charming and not involved with all that black market, shady business bullshit he deals with everyday
The idea of dragging you into it just because you were dating him felt terrible
But he asked you out anyway and suddenly he had someone new to be head-over-heels loyal to
He tries to take more breaks off from missions at the beginning of your relationship
You have a regular 9-5 job and his schedule can go from 2-hour assassinations to overnight business in England
But he always makes sure to have breakfast with you in the mornings ∩^ω^∩
If he can't make it back for dinner or runs late, he'll make sure to wake up and either drop off something for you in the mornings or make you something himself
He's strangely into shopping with you 🤔
But not like frivolous spending on clothing or other material pleasures
Think grocery shopping ・:*+.\(( °ω° ))/.:+
Haggles with old ladies over vegetables and has a coupon book
The man is a sucker for a good sale
Put "Buy 1 Get One Free" in front of him and he's sold 💳💥💳💳💥
Refuses to talk about work with you at first
"Ugh, I can't believe I forgot my paperwork at the house today! My boss looked like she was going to kill me. So how was your day, Chuuya?"
*furiously sweating* "Oh you know... just tortured an enemy organization- Nothing special." ʕʘ‿ʘʔ
There are times he's worried about how you'll handle the truth of his past and Arahabaki
He'll tell you eventually, but it's hard for him to explain everything without growing worried you'll think of him as inhuman.
But he enjoys that you don't expect him to be the supposed Mafia Executive that everyone else knows him as
When he's around you, he's simply Chuuya and that's the best part of talking with you every day
Ryunosuke Akutagawa:
Honestly, not sure how you started dating ngl
He just sorta spawned into your life and you hooked in like a flopping fish (╹◡╹)♡
Now you're stuck with an emo Rabid Dog of the Port Mafia
Excellent work! Now go hug him and tell him he's doing good
Unlike Chuuya and Dazai, he just says the most random things about his job to you
"Could you take out the trash after that?"
"Hm... yes it should be easier than taking out a mere battalion of men."
Aku, go sit down and drink some tea cause wtf-
You probably vibe with that shit though since who wouldn't enjoy hearing his strange comments on things
He's strangely delicate with you
He knows that you can handle yourself and you can deal with things on your own
But could you fight off an assassin?
No, I didn't think so >:T
Therefore, you must be at his side at all times whenever you go out with him
I swear, he's so soft when the two of your are alone though
He'll hold your hand and trace patterns on your knuckles
Randomly fixes your collar or hair before you go out
It's strangely a routine now but he enjoys it immensely
You bring stability into his life and it's more calming than the most herbal tea
Speaking of which, you always seem to know the best medicines that will assist his cough
Not that you're a medical genius, but the drug store employees sure know how to give some damn good recommendations
Has no qualms using Rashoumon for common housework or to help you carry the groceries or any shopping bags ( ̄^ ̄)
You do have to literally drag him into the shower though
Please help him wash his hair because the poor boy would literally melt in your hand if you did
But honestly, ability or not, he likes the routine of being a normal person
You are enough for him and he wants to believe that he is enough for you as well
Atsushi Nakajima
Out of all the characters here, I think Atsushi is the most likely to date a civilian
Show him how to be a person again
I REPEAT
SHOW THE BOY HOW TO BE A PERSON (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)
He deserves nothing but the most mundane life
because listen, all he wanted was some money for chazuke and now he's been entrusted with saving the entirety of Yokohama
And he has a wack-ass mentor that used to be the mentor of the man that wants to current skin him for a rug
I wanna believe that Atsushi loves giving you flowers
But not like the fancy-ass bouquets from that premium flower shop down the stree-
NO
Like those little yellow flowers sprouting out from the concrete
"I saw these today and thought you would like them!"
"Aw, thank you, Atsushi! But aren't these weeds?"
(°▽°)
Okay, but in his defense, once Kyouka teaches him how to make flower crowns outta those bitches, it's over for you
Honestly, he'd be confused about many things in this world
Like how to do the laundry, how to properly iron a white collared shirt, how to cut his bangs-
Gonna be honest though, I feel like he would try not to tell you about stuff going on at the Agency (if it's government-fancy stuff)
But somehow, someway he just tells it to you anyway
"Are you busy tomorrow by the way?"
"No, I'm supposed to be escorting a Prince to one of the islands nearby with Kunikida."
(°▽°)
But at the end of the day, he's a little worried about how his existence affects your life
He doesn't want to burden you or accidentally hurt you by forgetting something
At times, it's hard to relate with him on certain levels because of how different his background is in comparison to yours
But he's always prepared to be at your side
He can finally have someone that will accept all of his troubles and doubts

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Hii! I saw your requests were open and was hoping for a BoB ship, if that's okay! Btw I love your writing so much xx
Okay so appearance wise, I'm 5'3, blue/grey eyes with half bleached (white blonde underneath, brown on top) shoulder length hair. I also wear glasses. She/her pronouns.
I'm a Scorpio and my personality type is ISTP. My love language is definitely quality time! I'm often quite shy when first meeting someone, but when I'm comfortable around them I essentially lose all shame and become the loudest in the room. While my friends describe me as loyal, funny, and kind, they do say I can be very stubborn and unforgiving if someone crosses me.
I'm currently getting a bachelors in forensic science (in my final year actually!). In terms of hobbies/interests, I'm a sucker for a good book and amazing music. My favourite kinds of books are a mix of fantasy or history. However I am currently reading The Last Overland by Alex Bescoby, so I do tend to read whatever looks interesting to me and not just stick to those genres. I find that I spend most of my time listening to any type of music (genre would depend on what I'm feeling, but lately its been a mix songs like Halazia by ATEEZ or labour by Paris Paloma) and just having it playing in the background while doing anything and everything. I also started bookbinding as a hobby last year, which I find very relaxing.
I'm definitely more of a homebody, but if I go out with friends (they usually have to drag me out tbh) I do still enjoy it.
Thank you xxx
Thank you so much for your request hon!
I ship you with…
Lewis Nixon!
Song recommendation: Melting - Kali Uchis
- ugh let me tell you that you and him would be THAT couple omg 😫
- first meeting him, he would find you so charming and attractive, like you immediately caught his attention.
- he would actually catch himself being so nervous around you, like if you tried having a conversation with him, it would be so hard for him not to just dash out of the room so quick 😭
- And in result of his timid, standoff-ish kind of behavior, you would think that maybe he didn’t like you that much, or something like that. in actuality though he is just madly into you and that absolutely scares the fuck out of him because that’s the one thing he can’t control or calculate.
- like usually he’s more of an assertive personality, but when he’s around you he’s so much more calm and relaxed, he’s much more easy going for some reason
- Honestly just talking and getting to know you more and more though, he would loosen up and he would stop acting so weird around you, but his feelings never lessened in the slightest, instead he just kept falling more and more in love with you as becoming a friend of yours.
- After a while, I think he would be super nervous on telling you how he feels, but also in fear that if he doesn’t, something might happen to him and you might not get to know his true feelings. He would honestly be contemplating with himself back and forth for a while until he confided into Dick about what he should do.
- In the end he decided it would be best to just go ahead and tell you, he would set up a cute little area for you guys to talk, he would get flowers and some of your favorite food, anything to increase the chances of you liking him back, and just ask you out for a proper date and how much he liked you.
- He might not seem like it, but he really is a good boyfriend, if you need him, he’s there for you, he will always make special little gestures for you and he shows you how much he loves you by the little things he does really
- His love language is also quality time! So you guys love just relaxing and hanging out with each other at the end of the day when neither of you have anything to do.
-both of you just love dancing around and listening to some of your favorite music, or having some really good music in the back ground while you guys are doing something, (forgot to mention how he actually LOVES your music taste)
- canon: speaking of music, You get him into k-pop, like play a couple Ateez songs for him and next thing you know he’s an atiny, really just anything you like he immediately comes to like it too (plus twice omg)
- if he needs any recommendations for books, the first person he goes to is you, even though he is very smart, he would look at you like you’re Einstein, I mean cmon, Forensic Science?!?! Like that’s so cool to him, he will never forget to remind you how smart and amazing you are, l i would say that both of you are super smart and articulate, such a power couple fr
- omg omg, he will take you out to the most spontaneous but cutest dates ever! Whenever it comes to you, he puts so much more effort into it, like he’ll be planning a date for WEEKS, just so it will absolutely be perfect for you, he honestly tries so hard when it comes to you
- let him watch you do some bookbinding he will find it so cool omg (Also you will DEFINITELY have to let you show him how to do it lol)
- Just imagine, for your birthday, he will buy you a gazillion of your favorite books and albums/records, it’s honestly so cute and he will be there to give you the gifts with a big smile on his face for you to see them (also with your favorite bouquet of flowers ofc)
- You guys usually like to stick inside and keeping it simple, just watching a movie, or having simple fun around the house, honestly those are the best moments you guys have with each other, just being relaxed and spending time with one another, it’s his favorite thing
- Let’s also mention how he actually tries to be the best he can be, and not just as a boyfriend, but a person in general, like he’ll cut back on his drinking when you guys start going out, you motivate him unintentionally to just be better
- Fights can be a little difficult just because sometimes both of you can be a little stubborn on your own opinions, neither of you want to be wrong so it will go own til someone stands down, with communication though, fights like that happen way less frequently and you guys try talking in a way that neither gets super angry
- Overall you guys would be so so cute, both of you are just so funny and happy when you are around each other, you are the most refreshing part of his day and he is the most calming part of yours, it’s so cute omg, like my literal otp
Thank you again for your request! Hope you enjoy sweetheart!! 💖💛
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Character Tuesday, Solar's Man Harem!
Just gonna jump right into it.
Main House:
Stag is king.
Right hand man, Will Herondale from the Infernal devices series by Cassandra Clare. He is smart, he can be sweet, he pushes people away (naturally), a bookworm, and you wouldn't suspect any of these things based on his personality, an arrogant bully. I absolutely love him and he deserves all the love. Just gotta break through the surface first.
Left hand man, Percy freaking Jackson. I love him, okay? I feel him on so many levels. He loves showing off, but doesn't feel good enough. Never looks before he leaps, but man does he commit to that leap. Loyal to a fault. I fell in love with him when I read his series and I just had to have him. Part of him likes being the center of all the prophecies. The other is absolutely terrified. And I love all of it.
Syaoran from Tsubasa Reservoir Chronicles was the first to enter. Without spoiling too much hopefully, "Syaoran" is the one I mean, okay? If you've read the manga, you know what I'm talking about. In ways, he should be in the day care (I'll explain in a bit) but he's much more useful around the house and I'll explain that bit later too. Also, he's just so sweet. 💙
I adopted Kyo from Fruits Basket because someone should. He's fiery and funny and cute and angsty and just needs a hug. And he cooks, so I have taken him. And I would hug him all the time. 😀 Specifically because he hates it. 😆
Yato God! From Noragami. And he has his own shrine in the back yard because I want him to always have a home and to know he will never be forgotten, ever, at least by me. I just, I love him so much. I love him. Ugh, I love him. He deserves all the good things. All of them, I tell you!
Honorable Mentions/Waitlist:
The Flash/Barry Allen, Grant Gustin version. I like him more in the first few series, but he's not really just an honorable mention. He's frequently in and out of the house doing speedster things. He's quirky and funny and I'd love just talking to him all day about nerdy stuff. I mean, you've read my My World Monday posts, right? He'd totally help me science out all of my fantasy realm. But... his true love is Iris, and I'm a sucker for unrequited love. So in and out until one day he just stops coming because she finally gave him the time of day. 💔
Damon Salvatore, Vampire Diares. Um, if there was ever a Stag in human (ish) form, it was this guy, but he's straight. Still sexy as hell though, and he can visit whenever he wants. 💙 He really needs to leave the drama wherever it's at though; I feel like he has a lot. >.>
Dean Winchester, Supernatural. Another sexy sexy guy! Honestly, I like the idea that he's still a free spirit though, and there's no way I could get him to settle, so I'll be the one to visit him. Frequently. But he's always welcome. I just don't think he's quite the right fit for what I'm looking for though. Doesn't mean he isn't fun. 😉
Mushra, Shinzo. He used to be in the main house, but I'm just not really attracted to him anymore. He doesn't qualify for the day care and he's quite fiery, but he has to at least be here because I just can't let him go, especially with the tiny fandom Shinzo has. And he's got a good heart. :') So honorable mentions it is.
Karma Akabane, Assassination Classroom. Okay, he would raise hell if I let him in, so he's staying on the waitlist. Of all the people in this section, he's the only one who's "on the waitlist" because I feel like he'd be constantly trying to break in to wreak some havoc and my boys would be trying to chase him out with the broom. 😆 But part of me kinda likes this, so I think it's sort of perfect where he's at, the "waitlist".
Inuyasha is another one that I stopped really being attracted to, so he's an honorable mention. I also thought he'd hate the idea of "being owned" so it works out for the best, but he'll always have a place in my heart. Such a tsundere…
Day Care:
Gerit, OC. He's a good dog and I really just wanna take care of him and pet him on the head all the time because he likes it. 💙 Very easy to please, and so cute.
Deshi, OC. He's very upset about being in the day care, but all I gotta do is set up an awesome game room with all his favorite games and send him food stuffs and he's happy. And he's okay with this, so he "accepts" it. Begrudgingly, lol. Hates that it's called the "Day Care" though, but I find it's most apt.
Fushi, To Your Eternal. I want to teach him all the things and I can totally see him latching onto someone and following them around like a little duck and just being cute all the time and I just want him in my day care so I can teach him all the things and he can be the ultimate squish. 💙💙💙 Cuteness overload! AHHHHHHH!
Explanation:
The Main House is basically characters that I'm attracted to that if I were their age or vice versa, I'd very much want to be with them. The reason Stag is king is because I don't care if I'm with him, or if I am him. I consider him to be sort of my alter ego if I were I guy, and because of the closeness, that's why he's king, and no one can replace him. A similarity between the five in the house (we're excluding Percy in this case, he's pretty loyal either way) is that if you happen to earn your way into their heart, they are loyal to you to the end. All of them share this trait, and all of them have built up walls for one reason or another that makes them hard to reach, and I just want so much to be the one that reaches them.
The Honorable Mentions/Waitlist means that for one reason or another, they don't qualify to be in the Main House, but I still love them dearly. And then there's Karma. He's here more for fun and like I said, it just sorta works where he is, lol.
The Day Care is for characters that I have adopted and wish only to take care of them because their lives are really fucked up and/or they are just so innocent and I want so much to protect them. They are my squishes and I luff them with all my heart! They just need to be taken care of properly. 😤
And that's my man harem! Like I said, very selective. Anyone surprised by someone on the list? Surprised others aren't on the list? Have suggestions? Let me know in the comments! Thanks for reading. ^^
PS, I hope I didn't forget anyone. Like Mushra and Inuyasha, it took me a minute to remember them because they aren't as active in my head, but that doesn't mean they aren't there. I hope I'm not forgetting anyone.
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talk to me about toh what are your thoughts on everything
HI!!!!! Phantom is literally going to go kerblooey if there is any more studying done tonight so I'm gonna talk about toh for a lil bit.
UHHHHH I don't really have many thoughts nor are they coherent but I will do what I do best and talk. Under the cut bc its probably gonna be spoilers
Ok so this has turned into me ranting about world building and character design more than the actual plot of the story itself. Sorry I'm a writer.
anyhoo my first order of business is one of my favorite favorite things about the animation in the owl house is the fact that there is a lot of variety in the way the characters blush. Like this was such an innocuous thing to notice that I somehow did. And I realize I don't think I've EVER seen that in another animated show.
like Hunter blushes to his ears (which was the main reason I noticed that bc I realized that no other character's ears get all red like his does)
Amity blushes with her entire face and Luz blushes just the bridge of her nose and cheeks. Like that's such a small detail but I am so obsessed with it because it's so cool and it's something I've never seen before.
ironically enough, I think that the first thing that dissuaded me from watching the Owl house before I watched it was that I wasn't a big of a fan of the surface level animation style but I do really really like the animation now that I've watched it, and the designs for creatures are so so so SO cool like I kjhkb,mxbn UGH.
Belos' monster design thingy idk that's just so cool just the way he looks and how he's animated is so intimidating and I think it's crazy cool. And I think it's also really creative which is a thing that I love a lot about this type of casual slightly modern fantasy is just the way that things are translated from modern real life into the world which is something that can often be done really awkwardly.
The ravens and the scrolls things are really cool and I like that, I also like the added thing of social media which isn't usually something I like in shows and stuff but I thought that was really neat.
SORRY THE THOUGHT TRAIN SWERVED THE WHOLE WORLD BUILDING THAT THEY'RE LIVING ON THE DEAD BODY OF A TITAN IS SO COOL I LOVE THAT. In the world of one of my new stories that I've just started working on, it's sort of similar to that in the way that people on the surface live off of the bodies of dead gods like living inside them and feasting on the flesh and stuff like using the dead gods all the way through (in a way that people from the floating islands would think is sacrilegious). I didn't really get that from the owl house because I just noticed that connection right now but GOD THATS SO COOL. I hhh *fans face*
The way magic works is also super cool and like honestly, I think the coven system is also really cool, not the whole having to only chose one magic track part of it but the different sections of magic that you can do. Like all the different types is really cool to me and I don't really consume much fantasy media of this type with heavy reliance on magic systems but this is one of my favorite magic systems.
I think the bard magic is really cool and GOD THE GLYPHS THATS SO COOL THE WAY THAT WORKS. Like it's such a wonderful mix of just hjkljhflkjhjbnvclkjhlskufg. I think it's very cleaver the way that they did that, especially with the glyphs and stuff being hidden around in nature. That's something that's very very cool and also very smart. Like in my mind, in the way my mind works that makes incredible sense. Like enough sense that you could tell me that in real life and I'd be like (yeah sure). It's like molecule shapes and stuff idfk.
Also the harpy Eda (is that what they called it I remember them calling it that) in season 2 was GOD so cool, just the way she looked in that form was so awesomely designed. Also just the whole Owl Lady thing, listen I am a sucker for wings and bird like characters (I would have more feathered winged OCs if feathered wings weren't a pain in my behind to draw). Eda is feathery and sharp with claws and teeth and by god is she so incredibly cool.
Ok I'm going back to hunter because I've been thinking about him all day, I think the fact that he has a tooth gap is really neat, I don't recall seeing that often in characters and I think it's really neat. He looks very disheveled all the time, especially in the later episodes of the season where he is literally one inconvenience away from a panic attack at every moment. But he really just LOOKS like a mussed up kid.
Also I believe that witch ears, they are pointy, they can flick and move and you can pry those headcanons out of my cold dead hands for all I care. I think they deserve to move like that. (I assume you know how I write Gillion, I love those kind of small motions like ears flicking and stuff like that)
also x2 I really like King's design as well, the whole skull for head thing is so cool to me and it's something that I really really like in design. I've had characters like that and I've had characters that wear skull masks and I don't think I will ever tire of characters like that. Even the titan hunters who even though it was just a costume I thought their outfits looked really cool and also really awesome how all the skulls and stuff were different and unique. It's just so charming to me and so cute how King looks with his skull and his horns, it's just one of those character design things that I really really love.
Ok I'm done for now I need to stop before this goes on for like way longer than it needs to. I don't think I have said a word about any of the plot or lore that happened. I have been rambling about world building and character design for a good half an hour that it's taken me to type out this response. Oops.
Does any of this even contain spoilers? I do not know and I will not be reading over anything that I just typed, it's going out into the world of my tumblr blog.
#sorry for the rant Sam#(is it okay if I call you sam right?)#have I asked you that before?#I don't actually remember#because I've wanted to ask you that in the tags several times before#and I dont actually remember if I did it or kept chickening out#like I think of things super hard like that#and then later I don't remember if I actually did it or was a coward because of how hard I thought about it#ANYWAY#yeah#I like character design and I am not good at articulating my thoughts#like I love world building and stuff but I'm also bad at media analysis which is something I want to get better at#I should start by trying to articulate my thoughts better#anyway#yeah here's my rant#rambling#phever dreams with phantom#toh#toh spoilers#just in case bc idk what I wrote#syrup tag#mutuals#asks
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Do you also think that the end of today's DSN episode was kinda.. rushed? Like, to me it didn't really make much sense. Maybe it's because Mame is following the typical EPISODE 11 MUST BE THAT TRAGIC ONE pattern but idk, even if that's the case, why do that when it doesn't really fit in the flow of the episode at all? I mean even if the series is "short story"-like, this time I feel like the transition to the next episode wasn't reasonable at all. It felt more like they were trying to add another drama and couldn't come up with sth else.. and looking at the preview it doesn't add to their story at all, seems more like a repetition of the misunderstandings between LeoFiat and them choosing to do stupid things instead of talking to each other.. I mean, sure, they got better in communicating but there's obviously still more potential. I don't know what to think about it even though I'm a sucker for them and will surely still enjoy watching them.. ugh, lol.
This makes absolutely no sense. The episode felt rushed and too long at the same time because of the focus on LeonPob as well as the way Leo and Fiat seemed to have gone through like three weeks in three minutes?!?
I have no idea, honestly.
Yeah, it's painful. They're literally throwing us back to their beginning rather than still moving us forward. By showing the two of them back in the EXACT situations we kept seeing when they were just friends... I hate this as a plot twist.
It makes no sense. It doesn't fit what we've seen of them and their relationship growth. It doesn't fit how they've changed over the course of the series.
This could have worked earlier on. But we've had time for them to see that their relationship works. They've had time to see how they work together.
Leo literally gave Fiat the perfect and most romantic gift of all time. Fiat has dedicated himself to Leo thoroughly and promised to become a better person.
Why the fuck are we looking at a break up plot after that?!?!
How the FUCK can either of them look at that birthday present and go 'yup, we should have stayed friends'.
Now, what I think is going on? Is that they're both going to try to self-sacrifice for the other.
The girl has something on Fiat that Leo is worried could hurt him. And Leo's never managed to get ahead of that pain and prevent it. So he's trying to stop Fiat from being hurt and truly believe that sacrificing himself and his happiness for Fiat is better.
And then Fiat is going to try to get away because he still has abandonment issues and thinks that Leo would better off without him and happier with the girl and that more 'traditional' relationship.
Basically, we're taking all their character development and throwing it out the window and ignoring it completely. Blegh.
#don't say no#leofiat#leo x fiat#thaibl#thai bl#asian lgbtq dramas#bl drama#bl series#asianlgbtqdramas#seriously wtf#couldn't the final conflict have been about Leo's insecurities?.#and not cheating?#or wtf#come on leo is so obviously demisexual#and he was so uncomfortable with that kiss#and fiat doesn't even question it?#fucking bs
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⸙ ˚₊ ➷ THE MIYA TWINS & BOKUTO KOUTARO AS YOUR OLDER BROTHERS ! ❞
╰─ ─ ゚headcanons of the best twins & ace of my heart being your older brothers.
✐ . . . BIG BROTHER HEADCANONS.
[ OIKAWA TOORU & KAGEYAMA TOBIO VERSION. ] [ SUNA RINTAROU & KITA SHINSUKE VERSION. ]
-ˏˋ ➶ character(s) ━ bokuto koutaro, miya atsumu & miya osamu <3
[ trigger warnings ━ slight manga spoilers !! ]
-ˏˋ ✉️ REQUESTS ARE ALWAYS OPEN.
⇣ please read the RULES before requesting.

MIYA TWINS.
➜ oh my goodness, i pray so hard and dearly for your parents because y'all are WILD WILD
➜ when you guys were young, you know those videos of twins confusing their baby on who's their parent??
➜ yeah THESE TWO TRIED IT WITH YOU
➜ it was probably atsumu's dumb idea
➜ he watched it a few days ago in youtube
➜ so he suggested it to osamu which begrudgingly accepted, curious on how you would react
“ c'mon, come to big brother 'samu ”
➜ atsumu says as he stretches his arms out to you while you're oblivious poor innocent ass was doing the grabby hands to him
➜ ngl you looked so cute he felt a little guilty for what's to come
➜ while osamu sits next to him with a monotonous expression
“ no, i'm big brother 'samu ”
➜ your head spun to his direction
➜ and you're just like 👁👄👁
➜ while switching left and right in confusion as you dropped your arms down so fucking fast LMAO
➜ while atsumu was trying so hard, really he promised he won't laugh so soon, that osamu keeps pestering him to shut his bitch as up
➜ until the faintest of sobs were heard, forcing their mini argument to a halt
“ will you stay quiet ─ ”
“ ─ oh no no no, please don't cry ”
➜ osamu is in distraught because he actually doesn't know how to take care of a child crying
➜ while astumu is trying to carry you
“ hngg i ─ hic ─ want big brother 'samu ─ hic ! ”
➜ bitch almost wanted to drop you right then and there honestly
➜ he's like ??? DOES THIS BITCH EVEN KNOW I EXIST EYE??
➜ and when osamu heard you calling out to him, something in him snapped
“ i knew this was a bad idea ─ ”
➜ as he shoved atsumu off of you, hugging you as he tries to coo you, whispering “ shh . . don't ya worry, yer big brother 'samu is here ”
➜ this MANS OHMYGOD
➜ your cries seemed to have ceased as atsumu is standing there like ??
➜ i'm thEIR BROTHER TOO !!
➜ bb boy held a grudge on you for a few weeks ngl
➜ but then you grew up and now you know that you actually have two (2) big bro 'samu
➜ but more annoying & bitchy
➜ you're their favourite victim to bully
➜ well, atsumu
➜ but they won't let their teasing lead to you crying because they actually can't stand the sight of their younger sibling crying
➜ contrary to popular belief, when you realized there was another big bro 'samu, you were now attached to atsumu while he's similing smugly and triumphly at osamu
➜ atsumu would 100% be very competitive for your attention though he makes you hate him whenever he bullies you
➜ but we all know osamu hates losing
➜ so there was definitely a time of your life that their fighting over who was the best big brother
➜ ugh y'all cute cute
➜ while you're helping osamu around the kitchen, atsumu would just watch from the side lines because the kitchen is kinda yours and osamu's thing
➜ though while in his earlier years, he'd get upset because he wants you to hang out with him too :(
➜ while you have the cooking thing with osamu, you have the baking thing with atsumu
➜ shh hear me out
➜ osamu is actually not good at baking shit
➜ the first time he attempted baking was when you joined a baking club & now you're obsessed with making cupcakes and all that good good
➜ and he wanted to also try and back
➜ and how and what did he do to make your cupcakes look like dog shit was beyond you
➜ and while smelling something burning, atsumu ran to the kitchen and after realizing what osamu did
➜ he'd try and make your next batch of cupcakes presentable
➜ because he's?? actually?? good at it??
➜ and now you guys have your baking sessions and brother 'tsumu bonding time
➜ but even though you guys have other things with the other person, you guys LOVED doing chores together
➜ like, your guys' mom would make the boys clean the bathroom and before you knew it, LIKE YOU WENT THERE JUST TO TALK TO THEM WHILE THEY CLEAN, you find yourself cleaning the toilet necause atsumu ain't doing that shit
➜ washing dishes?? that as well
➜ you and atsumu would be the ones washing while osmu would do the drying
➜ 11/10 of the time would leave you guys a damped mess
➜ while cleaning the kitchen, i absoloutely headcanon, like STRONGLY
➜ that you guys would just talk either about random shit, talk shit about someone honestly, or quote reality tv shows
➜ like one thing you would be sweeping the kitchen floor, and while sweeping, you accidentally hit the trash bin hard that the contents flew out of it as it fell down the floor
➜ and atsumu's like : “ pooja what is this behaviour?? ”
➜ then something clicked in you that made you remember that one show bigg boss something
➜ and you'd be like : “ i'm sorry i kicked it ny mistake ”
➜ osamu would roll his eyes before joining you two : “ you can't kick it by mistake ”
➜ “ then pick it up if it bothers you ”
➜ ugh y'all aRE ICONS
➜ y'all would be at the pool and atsumu would shout “ oh no my diamond earing is gone ”
➜ and osamu would reply “ kim, there's people that are dying. ”
➜ you'll be their biggest fan in the court
➜ whenever they play with you on the sidelines something in them just snapped and they'll be scoring points by points in a row
➜ they lowkey love to show off
➜ if you're a girl, every fangirl of they have would be wary of you at first, but then realized that you were just their little sister
➜ and to their bisexual fans, they would ngl have a huge ass crush on you too
➜ and if you're a boy as well, oH MY GOD WOULD THEY HAVE FALLEN AMD CAN'T GET UP
➜ LIKE BITCH THE MIYA GENES ARE THRIVING IN THE THREE OF YOU
➜ you bet they'd be throwing hands if someone decided to break your heart
➜ though, osamu would be the more rational one
➜ if they ever meet your s/o, atsumu would want to rile them up while osamu is just being calm but the scarier one of the two?? but he knows you don't need any protecting because you know how to do it yourself & you don't have any need for that
➜ 12/10 would recommend as brothers
➜ in conclusion, you guys may not always get along, but you know damn well they care about you and would apologize right away if they did something too far. and you guys are such good sibling goals😤

BOKUTO KOUTARO.
➜ definitely know how to deal with his emo mode
➜ since you guys grew up together
➜ and sadly, you didn't have an akaashi to help you out with it while you were young
➜ like he'd be the older brother but you would probably be the more mature one
➜ but while you guys were young, he was your knight & shinning armor
➜ like when you scraped your knee while trying to catch him, he'll do a 180° and bitch has never ran faster to you than that time
➜ & if you were crying because of it, he'll make stupid jokes but it'll always make you forget about the pain in your knee
➜ and it's one of those times that you could really see that he was actually older than you
➜ then he'll piggyback you back to your house
➜ homeboy be reliable even while he was young wow
➜ and even 'till now
➜ if you ever got sick or injured
➜ or god forbid, HEARBROKEN by someone
➜ a bitch will throw hands
➜ but before that he'll make you laugh & do his best to take your mind off whatever is causing you to hurt
➜ ngl you would always look up to him, even if he may seem childish
➜ he'll hang out with you the rest of the day, he doesn't care if it's a school day, he'll drag akaashi with him
➜ my boy here GIVES THE BEST ADVICES
➜ though he may reword them differently, but his advices never seemed to fail you
➜ fights don't usually happen, and if they do they're probably serious
➜ he's the type of brother that lets you sneak out the house
➜ he'll usually back you up in everything
➜ and this bitch would take the fall for your faults
➜ ugh WE STAN
➜ but also if you sneak out the house to your significant other, bb boy has to know their number, address, occupation etc.
➜ because he ain't having a broken hearted sibling
➜ and he just wants the best for you
➜ and in the future, though he may be busy with being a professional volleyball player;
➜ he'll always have time for you
➜ he'll cLEAR OUT HIS SCHEDULE JUST FOR YOU
➜ you're that urgent to him
➜ your his first best friend before volleyball
➜ speaking of volleyball, if you aren't found in the stands in his matches ─ he'll go TO EMO MODE Y'ALL
➜ because you're usually always there in his games and it makes him give all his 120%
➜ since he's usually busy, he'll ALWAYS have those covey sisters movie nights
➜ if ykyk
➜ he's a sucker for family bonding time ogey
➜ the type to binge watch all the hsm movies & know all the lyrics to all the songs
➜ the type to defend sharpay with all his might
➜ and you guessed it right
➜ sharpay is his favourite character
➜ no one tell me otherwise
➜ THE TYPE TO DUET SONGS WITH YOU
➜ HIS FAVOURITE?
➜ EVERY SHARPAY & RYAN SONGS
➜ HE'LL BE SHARPAY AND YOU'LL BE RYAN
➜ AND THAT'S ON BOP TO THE TOP
➜ hates horror movies
➜ so if you ever watch it with him, he won't leave your side for the rest of the night & will have a sleepover on the living room
➜ f o r t s
➜ loves doing ridiculous challanges
➜ your phone would be BOMBARDED with crackhead videos of him
➜ probably broke a bone or two ngl
➜ 100/10 would recommend as a brother
➜ in conclusion, he may not always be there, and would be a bit childish & needy at times; but you know that he would step up as a big brother for you ANYDAY, ANYNIGHT, ANYTIME. because how could he want the best for you when he's not being his best on his part?
-ˏˋ playing soleil's tape ˊˎ-
[ 📼 ] . . . tumblr won't let this post show on the tags now i have to repost them all over again phew chile. watch me throw hands😤
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