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scatterpatter · 8 months ago
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God my mutuals arw so fucking cool wtf u should follow all pf them and give them 5000 munny
If i was rich id pay all of their taxes for them thats how cool they are
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leviathans-watching · 2 years ago
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ive never done requests before 😭 would it be possible for u to maybe write a sick!mc w the dateables? i need more simeon in my life dawg
sick!mc with the dateables
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includes: the dateables x/& gn!reader (no pronouns mentioned)
wc: .4k | rated g | m.list
warnings: mentions of fevers, colds, coughing
a/n: ugh this was so cute! thanks for requesting and i hope you enjoy <33 my inbox is open to chat, request, or leave feedback, so come say hi!!
Please reblog<33333
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➳ diavolo had noticed you looking pale and sluggish, so when you start to complain that you don’t feel well, he’s really not surprised. “oh, dear,” he says with a sigh, touching your forehead. “you’ve definitely got a fever. weak human immune systems. how about i run you a bath and make you some tea.” already, he’s thinking about how to best take care of you, making a mental list of things he needs barbatos to run out and get. and just to be safe, you’ll have to stay in his room tonight where he can look over you and make sure you don’t get any worse.
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➳ barbatos wrinkles his nose as you cough, long and painful-sounding noises escaping your mouth. without prompting, he hands you his handkerchief and then sets up the kettle, grateful you’re already in the kitchen. “i’ll make you some tea,” he offers. “you can just sit there and not strain yourself. and also please don’t cough all over the counter. i just cleaned it.” you smile at that, sensing the dry humor in his words, and he pulls down the honey, intent on making some of the best tea he’s ever made to help with throat and chest health.
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➳ simeon knocks on your door, chicken soup in hand. “i’m coming in,” he calls gently, pushing your door open. lord, it’s a good thing he’s around because the brothers would have no clue how to treat you. when he enters, he sees why you never replied–you’re asleep. unable to stop a smile from forming upon seeing your cute face and messy bedhead, simeon sets the tray down on your nightstand, pulling the blankets you kicked down back up to your chin. “get well soon,” he murmurs, leaning down and pressing a kiss to your forehead. partly to check for fever and partly because he wants to.
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➳ solomon dismisses your concern for him catching your cold so he can nurse you back to health, staying by your side attentively while the illness runs its course. he’s always there with another blanket, to tell you stories, and to refill your water, even using his magic to keep you entertained. it’s nice, and you really appreciate him, but can’t help but roll your eyes when you recover and he begins to get sick. “hey, now it’s your turn to nurse me back to health,” he jokes weakly, and you sigh, but know in your heart that you don’t mind taking care of him, just as he hadn’t minded taking care of you.
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socialprawn · 1 year ago
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OUGH. That design for the tremere is kind of mid but tbh it just. Looks like a design from a modern game. I think part of what makes the original vtmb the way it is is because it is so much a product of its time. It was based on lore and books from revised edition vtm (1998) so it was already a bit lagging in terms of aesthetic and ideologies, and it has that intense 90s/2000s feeling to it. I also read an interview with the composer Rik Schaffer and he said that he couldn’t have made that soundtrack at any other point in his life. I’m sure whatever he’s doing for the sequel will be different but amazing, but again, it’s been 20 years, you know? It’s all different.
I just wanted to weigh in and say that it’s unrealistic for people to think a game from the 2020s is ever going to feel the same, I guess. These people who are like ugh they should just SCRAP IT are wild to me. That’s so much work and care and time put into a project that would go to waste! We don’t know what it will be like in the end. It’s set in a different place and time, and I don’t know if they’re keeping it in revised’s lore and setting overall or if this is fifth edition vtm, but either way- some people who liked vtmb are going to hate it. And that’s okay tbh! as someone who loves both vtm as a ttrpg and vtmb, I’m just hopeful that it’ll be fun.
In my head I'm mostly thinking... VTMB1 exists so I can just enjoy it over and over again. If something exists that will make other ppls happy then who am I to say anything :V
However, as a very loyal VTMB fan, I feel like I can criticize the long awaited sequel by the fact that is not living up to its counterpart. I feel like the aesthetics & roleplay elements of VTMB can be relevant to this day and the game itself is a cult classic, so VTMB2 feels like it's trying to convert into mainstream, which feels disappointing to ME. But again, I don't know the vibes of VTM outside of VTMB to really know how WoD culture is like, and I don't know much about v5, which is why I decided to step down. I got my own vamp story anyways, I'm playing barbie just fine 😂
Also I read that Rik is not doing the soundtrack anymore, I hope that's not true dawg :V I have full faith in him. Admittedly the soundtrack of the announcement was too 'imagine dragons', which surprises me. From my perspective, VTMB felt like an exploration of the underground, which still exists today, which is why everything has taken me off-guard. I suppose if I were director I would have taken VTMB elder PC on a different approach 🤓
Dese my 2 cents. I don't want VTMB2 to be cancelled there's so much hard work put in the game that it's just a shame to think like that. Some people feel they didn't get what they wanted, that's finee. Others enjoy it, super cool. If the game is good I'll be more than happy about it for real 🌞
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kyoosoup · 17 days ago
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once again posting to say I hate working in food service particularly when I'm serving customers. because it is very difficult for me, as a neurodivergent person, to keep up with it and NOT beat myself up about it afterwards
If customers stray off my scripted dialogue, it is hard for me to get back on track or make small talk. I will end up sputtering gibberish in an attempt to think of what to say, or I'll say a bunch of things at once to the point where they can't understand me, or I'll mumble and try to get away, or I'll repeat back what they say to me even if it's weird, or I'll accidentally say maybe too much information AGHHH
like today a lady asked me which of two food items I preferred, and instead of being like "oh this one" I was like oh tough choice cause i actually can't eat that one because I'm avocado intolerant because it makes my stomach hurt a lot" and I said that and immediately was like oh gosh why did I say that. THIS IS WHY I CANT GO OFF SCRIPT.
also today we had a regular who was asking about my brother who normally serves on Saturdays but he wasn't here today. and the regulars first language isn't English so he was like "he off today?" And out of instinct I just repeated back "yeah he off today" 😭 IM SORRY DAWG I CANT HAVE CONVERSATIONS
Another regular was ordering a drink and I was like "oh just regular is fine?" And she was like "what do you mean?" And I just stood there like ermmmmm uhhhh uhhhh cause in my mind I was thinking about how she sometimes got it as a latte instead of a cappuccino but I didn't know how to explain that in the moment so I just stood there :/
Not to mention I am very forgetful. I don't want to be. I try so hard to remember everything. But I cannot help it. I will forget customers that are right in front of me. I will forget to bring something that someone asked for. And so far no one's been mad or I'll remember eventually and speedrun. But still. I feel bad I can't keep track of so many things at once
That's part of why I walk so fast in service, because if I don't I might forget. I also try not to sit down or take breaks too much cause I'll lose my rhythm. If someone asks for something I do it IMMEDIATELY so I don't forget.
Switching tasks is really hard for me and I may yap about this in extent later because I've noticed it increasingly more recently, in work , in school when I was in school, and in life in general.
There's other things that make it difficult for me , but ugh man I didn't feel very good about my service today. I think I was fine probably but I'm too in my head sigh
We'll get em next time
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esmerelda-and-alouette · 2 years ago
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Final Fantasy 7 Characters As Quotes I Have In My Phone Part 3? 4? I Don’t Remember Lol-
Angeal: Why are we talking about Genesis like he’s Regina George-?
Sephiroth: Excuse you, I don’t get any bitches. I get maidens.
Zack: Europe-landia
Cloud: I’m painting my room, uhhh…Sonic sky blue-
Tseng: What are you doing with that chair? Stealing it? Putting it in your pocket?
Angeal: Mr. General Hewley, if you want to be formal
Genesis: I have the energy of a single banana
Zack: Don’t worry, I’ll fill you in on all the baseball lore
Aerith: Ugh, he’s such a man
Cloud: She’s old and I figure she won’t live long, so it’s just a waiting game at this point
Angeal: WHO WOULD SING THE NATIONAL ANTHEM IN A SCOTTISH ACCENT AT A FUNERAL (the answer is Genesis)
Genesis: I AM OPPRESSED BY A DEAD AUTHOR
Zack: Aw man, they won’t let me eat drywall :((
Sephiroth: Then again, I killed my parents, so I’m not particularly knowledgeable on the subject
Zack: OKAY MISS “I-KNOW-HOW-TO-READ”
Reno: How do you know all of my dogs’ names
Hojo: Your cleavage is impressive (to Sephiroth, I assume)
Yuffie: Heidegger likes Ritz…?
Tifa: TIFA IS A HOUSE WHORE
Angeal: This isn’t the plan of “you better be shitting your pants right now”
Genesis: Penile infection.
Sephiroth: Because they 1000% would and could, and you know what probably will-
Zack: Autothots, roll out.
Zack: Don’t do it dawg-
Genesis: You’re walking inordinately fast.
Aerith: And I’m walking big word slow
Zack: I keep on saying prostitution instead of prosecution
Angeal: I mean, they did seem to be pretty intimate with guns
Angeal: I don’t discriminate
Genesis: But I do
Cloud: Oh god, what are those scars from? Do you self harm?
Sephiroth: No, those are from the time when Aerith attacked me like a fucking wolverine
And now, some actual serious quotes
Angeal: Never mess with a man hell bent on revenge. There is no point in changing his mind. His heart has been lost long ago.
Genesis: Oh how I long to tear your flesh to shreds until you are nothing more than a pile of monster shaped ribbons.
Aerith: The kind corpse of the girl I once was…
Zack: Letting a love die is hard. You try to bury it alive, but it’ll dig itself up again and again. You might be the one digging it up. But, at some point, it must be laid to rest. Both you and your love must be content with its fate.
Sephiroth: And the universe said 'I love you'. And the universe said 'You are stronger than you know'. And the universe said 'You are not alone in the world'.
Cloud: Your eyes have been covered/averted from the truth for so long you have been led to believe you are blind.
Lucrecia: I've waited so long for you, my dear. Let us bask in the flowers and be at peace forevermore.
Tifa: I know that the tears I have shed for you will never dry, my love, but I promise to carry on with all my might, mind, and strength.
Angeal: Be diligent and industrious but remember that you are a person too, so judge yourself and your work in a fair and kind manner.
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arillusionist · 1 year ago
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s&b s1 ep 4 live reaction!! i didnt have time to watch an episode yesterday unfortunately 😞
hm i thought she was writing him letters?? maybe she wrote them but didnt send them
so shes writing him letters and not sending them and hes writing her letters but not sending them?? i think?? im confused
love how she doesnt rlly treat him like a general and js treats him like hes some annoying guy 🔥🔥
inej looks so done with everything im cryinf 😭😭😭
his smirk!! book accurate kaz is here please let his sarcastic side show 🙏🙏
jesper is so dramatic and for WHAT
ugh not to be mean but everytime non crows come on screen i get so bored
i need them to show zoya she interests me
how the hell is hitting alina supposed to make her powers work 💀💀
WHAT IS KAZ WEARING LMAOO
I CANT STOP LAUGHING
inej is so cool the coolest this is why shes my favorite
eating up my 2.2 seconds of kanej banter 🙏🙏 inej definitely knew it was him lmao
nina mention whoo!!! they better actually show her
i need this conductor person GONE he keeps acting like hes part of the crew but hes not and we all know it
NINA IS SUCH A QUEEN I LOVE HER 🔥🔥🔥
"that you kill us. every chance you get" DAWG HAVE YOU SEEN YOURSELF
lmfaoo now kaz is the one who looks so done 💀💀 the side eye is crazy
NOT THEM SAYING "SHUT UP JESPER" IN SYNC #relationshipgoals 😍😍 (i think i watched this scene like 10 times)
"friends" Shut up
THE FUCKING EYE CONTACT I CANNOT BREATHEEEEE
THE WAY THEY NEVER TOOK THEIR EYES OFF EACH OTHER NOT EVEN ONCE!!!!!
I LOVE THEM 😭😭😭 SM 😭😭 another scene which i watched 10 times
but also "friend"?? inej babe stop lying to yourself
HELP NOT KAZ GLARING AT EVERYONE WHOS ADMIRING HER 💀💀
"i'll make my own way" haha you just have no talents
YEAH ALINA PUNCH THE SHIT OUT OF HER SHE DESERVES IT!!!
ah so that explains the matching scars. interesting
oh my god this scene makes me so uncomfortable... LIKE GET YOUR HANDS OFF HER!! GET A JOB 🗣️🗣️
and the way he literally dragged her forward?? weirdoo
mals little bro pal dudes are so boring and annoying who even allowed them to get screen time 😐😐
YESSS alina finally stopped pining over mal i mean im not opposed to the ship or anything but like. really all she did was talk abt him
i feel a teensy bit bad for mal tho 😭😭 like shes ready to get over him but hes not over her
wait but mal punching the quartermaster was so real... i feel a little more bad for him now IM STILL HAPPY FOR ALINA THO!!!
Oh damn when i said mals friends were annoying i didnt mean i wanted them to die ... 💀
EXCUSE ME WHAT DO YOU MEAN ITS OVER?? WHAT ABOUT THE CROWS WHY DIDNT THEY SHOW UP AGAIN 💔💔
i think im getting a little more invested in alina's storyline now!! which is good
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toehwa6 · 5 months ago
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As I stumble around my room fucked up on Valium I feel the need to recollect
Mainly a friend said some really nice things to me today I want to forget
She said she looks up to me a lot and uses me as a comparison for other people or some shit
But she basically said I was inspirational in a not annoying way
The thing I’m excited about is today it felt like the words finally meant something to me
I didn’t get the feeling of being like oh that’s cool I’m still a piece of shit right
I told her thank you and the kind words just let me know I’m doing the right thing
Glad I’m doing the right thing
I also started teaching a friend to make beats today
He’s a fucking work horse and a really good friend
For both of them today I just want them to make smart decisions and not fuck up
I’m really happy that I can make a good impression on these guys
They both said they appreciate having me as a friend recently and it made me feel really nice
Also today I went to my best friends house and it’s a shit hole lol like we walked downstairs and there’s cat shit/throw up on the ground and he says that and his dads like idk clean it up
I had to piss a bunch and one time I went down his dad totally pissed with the seat down and didn’t flush
I was like fuck lol this guy ain’t livin good
I came down and he was playing solitaire
He seems miserable and I get it
Anyway I think I had a good day today
I’m really fucked up on Valium so I’m not even sure what I’m saying rn fr
Anyway good day
Bitch comes home tomorrow that’ll be nice
Dawg my back hurts so much rn
That’s why I’m all fucked up fr
It’s making me so sad
Whatever tho Ima keep rockin
Ugh my shit hurt fr tho
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planetpiastri · 11 months ago
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pairing: lando norris x fem!fewtrell!reader [no faceclaim, reader is faceless] summary: you've had a crush on your brother's best friend for years now, but haven't had the guts to tell him. but christmas is about telling people how you feel, and this ski trip might be the perfect chance. notes: tumblr tried to kill me dead and stop this smau from getting released but i persevered bc delivering wholesome christmas content is a full-time job. also as a disclaimer... i have never been skiing. so hopefully this doesn't suck. anyways merry christmas thanks for all the love over the last few months!
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ynfewtrell ski trip part one: the fewtrell siblings venture into the wilderness
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username1 OMG YN AND QUADRANT CONTENT COMING SOON
maxfewtrell Doing me dirty
ynfewtrell it's a full-time job
alex_albon whose dog did you kidnap?
ynfewtrell don't worry about it
landonorris posting as if i was not on aux for the three hour drive we took together :(
ynfewtrell your aux skills are exactly why you didn't get posted
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ynfewtrell ski trip part two: this shit EZ
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maxfewtrell I have footage of you falling over several times
ynfewtrell no you don't because that didn't happen
username2 that shit is breathtaking dawg
landonorris built different 💪
username3 ok yn in her photographer era
landonorris i took two of these ynfewtrell no free promo if i post it before your jpg account it's mine
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landonorris the most wonderful time of the year with the most wonderful kind of people
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username4 aw lando and his emotional support fewtrell siblings
team_quadrant Are we just chopped liver?? landonorris yea
username5 yn is actually SO pretty omg
maxfewtrell I can't believe you've done this
landonorris 😁
username6 bring back your jpg account
ynfewtrell post the video of you falling and sliding into that big snow bank
landonorris only if i can slide into you ynfewtrell what landonorris what three comments were deleted by landonorris
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ynfewtrell ski trip part three: being both holly AND jolly this season
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username7 yn is such a g for giving us lando content
oscarpiastri I would not trust him with an animal
username8 BAHAHA OSCAR COMING OUT OF HIATUS TO ROAST LANDO
maxfewtrell Glad my tree decorating services aren't going unnoticed
username9 ok but you're slaying the all-white look
landonorris she holly on my jolly till i
ynfewtrell no no finish the sentence
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landonorris totally normal christmas where nothing exciting happened. definitely didn't fall in love with my best friend's sister and kiss her under the mistletoe.
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username10 I KNEW I WASN'T CRAZY I SAW THOSE DELETED COMMENTS
ynfewtrell that'd be crazy if it happened. good thing it didn't.
landonorris exactly what i'm saying
username11 the unicorn helmet LMAO
username12 girl u are focusing on the WRONG PART OF THIS POST
mclaren Take him to the moon for me 🥹🧡💫
username13 BYE team_quadrant Back off, they're ours
maxfewtrell Ugh you guys are both so annoying. Happy for you tho
ynfewtrell ? landonorris wym? nothing happened maxfewtrell Nvm die miserable
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ynfewtrell ski trip part four: christmas magic ❤️💚🎄🌟 (+ proof that we did, in fact, fall over skiing)
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maxfewtrell Finally
ynfewtrell 14 year old me is giggling squealing kicking her feet rn landonorris ew do u have a crush on me or something ynfewtrell NO SHUT UP
username14 pelting ur new bf with a snowball is such a funny hard launch
team_quadrant Cute
ynfewtrell thanks for the invite pls keep giving me free merch
oscarpiastri I just know that the snowball was deserved
ynfewtrell yea that was his punishment for not making a move sooner landonorris i'm a little slow okay
username15 wahh i'm gonna miss yn's posts now that the ski trip is over 💔
landonorris i love you btw ❤️
ynfewtrell 🤭💐❤️
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andtheny · 1 year ago
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Isaiah C Thu, May 25, 9:25 AM (3 days ago) Wassgud I remember you from the hospital
Andy De Thu, May 25, 10:02 AM (3 days ago) Heeeeeey, what's up dude?
Isaiah C Thu, May 25, 11:33 AM (3 days ago) 🗣️you don't even really remember me then 😭
Andy De  Fri, May 26, 10:12 AM (2 days ago) Hmmm, well I remember getting yelled at by Emily for the crime of talking to you. Unless I have the wrong Isaiah?
Isaiah C Fri, May 26, 10:14 AM (2 days ago) Lmfao nah you right 🤣💀
Andy De  Fri, May 26, 10:22 AM (2 days ago) I have an excellent memory, sir *adjusts glasses* How dare you accuse me of forgetfulness :P
Isaiah C Fri, May 26, 10:24 AM (2 days ago) 🤷🏾‍♂️I just had to make sure 😂 wyd
Andy De  Fri, May 26, 10:29 AM (2 days ago) Right now I'm just posting my stuff on social media, what about you?
Isaiah C Fri, May 26, 10:30 AM (2 days ago) Just woke up lol
Andy De Fri, May 26, 10:33 AM (2 days ago) Gotcha. I had to walk to the mall to use the free wifi, cause I don't have internet at my apartment right now.
Isaiah C Fri, May 26, 10:35 AM (2 days ago) Oh shit lol where you stay by
Andy De  Fri, May 26, 10:49 AM (2 days ago) Soap Factory in the downtown area. I live in a studio apartment with my little brother.
Isaiah C Fri, May 26, 10:58 AM (2 days ago) Damn I was finna say let's chill
Andy De Fri, May 26, 12:26 PM (2 days ago) You don't have your own place either?
Isaiah C Fri, May 26, 12:56 PM (2 days ago) Lol nah not rn
Andy De  Fri, May 26, 12:59 PM (2 days ago) Aw, that's too bad :c What part of town are you in, though?
Isaiah C Fri, May 26, 1:20 PM (2 days ago) Lol no shit right and kirby
Andy De  Fri, May 26, 1:37 PM (2 days ago) No idea where that is, but anyway, I'm going to be in San Antonio until September, so maybe we could hang out later while my brother is at work? Maybe next week
Isaiah C Fri, May 26, 3:11 PM (2 days ago) Lol it's on the NE and fashitsho lmk
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 10:10 AM (1 day ago) Wassgud 😌 I woke up single so wyd tonight 😊
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 10:35 AM (1 day ago) Lmao, tonight I'm driving to Laredo with my little brother to fix his stupid car. When we were at HEB this morning the thing started honking at us when we opene
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 10:37 AM (1 day ago) Lmfao welp there goes that plan
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 10:38 AM (1 day ago) gomen nasai 😂😅😂
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 10:40 AM (1 day ago) Nigga what 💀
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 10:40 AM (1 day ago) It's Japanese for "sorry bro" LMAO
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 10:44 AM (1 day ago) 💀💀😂😂😂mane ion speak that bullshit
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 11:05 AM (23 hours ago) Hmm?
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 11:05 AM (23 hours ago) "Oh man, I don't speak that bullshit."
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 11:07 AM (23 hours ago) 💀💀💀🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ simple English mane 🤣🤣🤣
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 11:12 AM (23 hours ago) Does "mane" mean "man" or was that a bad guess? I've always been terrible with dialect and phonetics
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 11:14 AM (23 hours ago) Lmfao yeah I'm from Houston so you close enough...I'm really talmbout yo japanese 💀 SIMPLE ENGLISH DAWG 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 11:15 AM (23 hours ago) Ditto! The hell does "talmbout" mean?!
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 11:17 AM (23 hours ago) Talking about 🤦🏽‍♂️ mane ima just have to throw a Texas dictionary at you
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 11:17 AM (23 hours ago) Ugh. I hate Texas slang
Andy De Sat, May 27, 11:17 AM (23 hours ago) Why don't YOU use simple English, hmm?
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 11:18 AM (23 hours ago) Bro call me rq 🤣💀 210-XXX-XXXX watcc this
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 11:21 AM (23 hours ago) I do🤷🏾‍♂️ wym
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 11:29 AM (23 hours ago) Ma'am in all honesty you talking to a mf from Houston that gang bangs you think I believe in a normal sentence 😭💀
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 11:35 AM (23 hours ago) Dude I KNOW, but you have to keep in mind you're speaking to a fucking nerd from Laredo Texas. And I barely even know the Laredo Texas slang, because I ignored all my dumb classmates that were speaking it!
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 11:39 AM (23 hours ago) Stop stressing one thing I never told you I'm good with wires car and house so if you need help just ask 💀😭 I can hook up amps stereos run wire thru yo house
Andy De  Sat, May 27, 11:57 AM (22 hours ago) Nah, I don't need your help. I'm just politely telling you that you're stuck communicating with me the old fashioned way: through email or Facebook messenger.
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 12:00 PM (22 hours ago) Ohhhh lol well add my Facebook too T zayy .....it's a picture of Alex Bergman
Andy De Sat, May 27, 12:02 PM (22 hours ago) Too hard to find you, just follow this link: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100092519550177
Isaiah C AttachmentsSat, May 27, 12:02 PM (22 hours ago) On Sat, May 27, 2023, 11:59 AM Isaiah C <[email protected]> wrote: Ohhhh lol well add my Facebook too T zayy .....it's a picture of Alex Bergm
Isaiah C Sat, May 27, 12:04 PM (22 hours ago) 😭💀 how is it to hard to find wait pause that's a good thing then 🤫🙄😁
Andy De Sat, May 27, 12:07 PM (22 hours ago) I typed it in, but I'm pretty sure you aren't "Isaiah T at Nebraska Wood Preservers · Central Community College · Lives in Kansas" 
Andy De  <[email protected]> Sat, May 27, 12:08 PM (22 hours ago) to Isaiah
On Facebook I changed my name to "De Leon" because "Leon" is a super common last name and "Llano" is super unique, and I didn't want any of my family members to be able to find me on Facebook because I hate my fucking Mexican Immigrant family.
And then they finally found each other on Facebook, and lived happily ever after. 
PSYCH
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thatonesquintern13 · 8 months ago
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episode seven- somewhere only we know:
• kat in present day in white witch clothes! exciting!
• she’s gonna bring back MODERN MEDICINE!?
• that just. can’t lead to good things
• there’s a lot happening!!
• alice finally tell kat to please stay for dell, kat only focused on jacob, dell getting another mysterious phone call, everyone is leaving alice behind
• a dell racing somewhere on the horse and kat running through the woods parallel
• would be crazy if they were both going to the pond
• OH MY GOD THEYRE BOTH AT THE POND 😰
• ohp mama mad
• more importantly dell what are YOU doing
• omg the mayor called dell to complain about the founders day edition of the herald 😭😭😭
• ELLIOT TRIED HIS BEST OKAY
• alice you know you taking the blame is not better right 😭
• thank god kat is taking some responsibility
• i don’t want kat and dell to fight please 🤧
• saved by the bell - or knock rather
• sam 🙄
• ugh i hate that kat is right about keeping the jacob stuff from dell until they are for sure for sure
• sam no one wants to go to a gallery rn read a room
• “just so we’re clear, one moonlight swim doesn’t mean i want to be one of your girls” yes thank you for thinking clearly rn
• “noted. and just to be even clearer, i was asking as a friend.” no you weren’t 🤨
• back to the fighting ):
• ooh perhaps some insight to the lingermore incident?
• dell always covering for kat to keep up the reputation of the landry name is unfortunately very real.
• “you are hiding something. and i wanna know what it is.” […] “can you just trust that i know what i’m doing?” “given our history? no.” i MEAN she got you there kat
• “well maybe it’s just better for the both of us if i go” why is that always your first option! it didn’t work the first time!
• and dell is too proud to back down.
• elliot at the pond!
• “i have to go back and bring him home, alive.” i’m just not sure that’s gonna work!
• “i know. i just- i want you to be safe” he’s so worried he’s not even trying the ‘that worked so well the last time’ argument.
• elliot doesn’t think the pond will allow the modern medicine and i agree
• oh my god i thought we were gonna get a katelliot i love you. 😮‍💨
• i’ll take a good luck though
• oh look the medicine came back up
• NICK!? in the present day???? hello????
• nick taking interest in the landry’s boat. likely thing for him to do.
• “i guess that makes me sound kinda old, huh?” a little 😪
• “i have to.. get ready for school.” “on saturday?” “work!” alice please get it together
• - 1814 -
• not coyle waiting by the pond.
• he and suzanna were both kinda casual about this. not what i was expecting from 1814
• lol kat walking right past him offering help
• “i’ll take you to jacob” “how is he?” “you’ll see” okay don’t love that answer
• “goodwin has everyone in town looking for the witch who hexed him. you be safer as a man.” suzanna JUST stopped calling her clothes manly 😪
• - present day -
• LOL nick scaring elliot
• was going to say how did he get in, but port haven doesn’t give ‘lock your front door’ type of city
• oh nvm he found the spare key 🤪
• forgot nick was engaged
• nick was a genuine surprise bc they didn’t even give him a section of the previously on before the ep
• boys weekend 😀
• he’s just proud of his boy and wants to make up for missing his founders day speech 🥹
• [DAWG. i had. so much typed and i switched apps to check something and tumblr refreshed and i lost it allllll😭😭😭😭. and it’s too late tonight to go all the way back in the ep so i guess i’ll stop here and watch it all again tomorrow 🙃🙃]
• [okay it’s been a couple of days but i’m back 🤧]
• actually i think watching this section again will be fine bc i’ve probably forgotten most of what happened
• - 1814 -
• we’ve got jacob in the lighthouse
• coyle please ofc katherine knows about the trapdoor. the lighthouse is kinda her thing
• ohp. okay bye.
• oh suzanna’s there (yall. i was spelling her name right the first time, but now i’ve come too far i’m not changing it back sorry)
• i just think coyle could’ve said ‘hey i gotta stay out here but suzanna’s in there with a light dw’ or something before closing that trap door
• katzanna hug!!!
• (TWH twitter posted about kat and suzanna and all the interactions were about katzanna lmaooo)
• jacob is unwell
• yeah idk why katherine is so worried. suzanna is literally magic
• here we go again sending katherine back into the fields 😭
• - present day -
• nick and elliot at the point.
• how does seeing alice at the point not give nick even a sense of deja vu or something. like she literally looks the same !!
• “did she have a 12-year-old put this paper together?” LMAO ELLIOT TRIED OKAY ADOBE IS HARD 😭
• evelyn has been reclused since The Incident 17 years ago.
• (which means whatever happened there, alice was born a year later which is WILD)
• some more vague statements to add to the lore of lingermore.
• lingerlore, if you would.
• they keep blaming “the kids” but i have a feeling some 20somethings we know and love and their time traveling friend may have been there too 👀
• a classic rita and dell porch swing sit 😌
• “do the hinges on my barn look rusty?” is that a euphemism 🫣
• LOL WAIT rita just said the same thing
• sam horse boy CANCELLED his date with rita 😤
• “apparently he’s serious about someone and off the market” get a job!! stay away from her!!!
• he better not get between rita and dell. i need that “shut up byron!” energy back
• (where is he btw…)
• back at the coffee shop.
• ooh! asking monica about The Incident. she’s messy she’ll tell us
• oof even former nemesis monica isn’t ratting on what kat someone did that night
• cool guy!
• “did you know anything about that party? lingermore, 2007?” “well i was one in 2007, so no.” oh!
• don’t encourage breaking and entering, cool guy (although technically no breaking if you have the key…)
• - 1814 -
• (i mostly remember my thoughts during this scene but i’ll be pretending they are new 😁)
• “do you even know what you’re doing?” “i know every inch of these woods.” that’s not what she asked coyle that’s two different things
• water hemlock feels like a surprise tool that’s gonna help us later…
• “you think that i’m actually a witch?” girl yes you jumped into a pond and didn’t come back for two days 😭
• DON’T put you hand over her mouth to shush her 😤 only suzanna is allowed to do that
• the witch hunters are coming
• i don’t love this trope-y ‘we both fell and now our faces are really close’ thing that’s happening here 🤨
• “when we find the witch, we’ll have ourselves a little bonfire” i TOLD YOU they would burn you at the stake, katherine
• you better BACK those lips up actually
• “i’m not a witch. i’m a time traveler” you see how that’s not better right 😭
• coyle is right to laugh that’s a ridiculous thing to say
• “don’t you want to know what happens in the future?” “fine. go on then.” “i probably shouldn’t. just for your sake.” “are you always this confounding or is it something i bring out in you?”* no, believe it or not she’s always like this 😪
• *in any other circumstance, that line would eat but i can’t be on board with this sorry
• “if you’re from the future like you say, there’s only one thing i’d like to know. who wins this blasted war?” if it was me i’d have to be like ‘aha ha funny story…. i actually don’t know. i’ll have to google that 😁’
• i should google it anyways bc what do you mean it ends in a draw 😭
• - present day -
• nick elliot dell !!
• nick interested in buying the boat. likely thing for him to be
• “you’d like to have that old thing?” “she deserves to be restored and brought back to life.” okay symbolism and metaphor
• man elliot can’t fix an engine can’t design a newspaper 😭 he’s got a lot of other great attributes i swear
• hey nick. shouldn’t you be putting your focus, time, and money, into, i don’t know? a wedding? 🤨
• sam’s here. again.
• the double take and look to dell elliot does 😭
• the herald!
• “you really looked at this layout and thought, ‘yep, this is ready to go out into the world’?” CAN THEY LIVE
• alice at the microfiche. likely place for her to be
• listen if they don’t want alice snooping they should just. answer her questions directly instead of being weird about it!
• “if something so bad did happen then how did it not make the news?” she’s right bc they once ran a story about a big cucumber
• “where’s the fire, nancy drew?” is that a saying? 😭😂
• physical archives! ofc!
• the story was pulled (probably bc dell threatened some people 👀)
• ooh photo negatives
• do they even know what those are 😪
• they’re holding them up to the light like they do. so i guess they’re safe for now
• close face trope strikes again
• hey isn’t cool guy already 18 🤨📸
• (i’m so sorry cool guy i really can’t remember your name rn…)
• - 1814 -
• thomas coyle: lighthouse keeping age. 🤧
• “so smuggling doesn’t pay the bills? 😬” humbled real quick
• jacob is stirring
• i’m so worried 1814 jacob isn’t going to remember being 8 years old with a sister in 1999 and kat is going to have to face the fact that he isn’t her jacob anymore ):
• suzanna immediately reassuring katherine (and me) that jacob’s reaction is bc of his fever, not kat 🥺
• “i don’t know what to do!” chyler is so good at making those little lines hit 😮‍💨
• oof all the illegal rum… not the best time to remember why we’re here in the first place
• oh the beach scene…
• CHYLER LEIGH THE ACTRESS THAT YOU ARE!!!!!
• let’s get her an emmy fr fr
• anyways let’s go back to the top of this scene so i can give my thoughts
• okay the first time i watched this i was kinda agreeing with coyle bc yeah it’s a different time blah blah. but this would not be the first time a landry man’s name would be wrongfully sullied. and colton wasn’t a cheater, so maybe jacob isn’t a thief!
• and like do i trust the smuggler saying the smuggling wasn’t his idea??
• “he’s the reason that hidden room even exists” the room is there bc little jacob knew about it bc it was there in ‘99 bc it was built by grown jacob in 1814 who knew about it bc it was there in ‘99 i-
• “the jacob i know, he’s smart and he’s creative and he’s kind” he’s a LANDRY GODAMMIT
• “he can be all of those things and still lie and cheat and steal” men really think that huh
• “he has a responsibility to his family” “I AM HIS FAMILY” TELL EM
• “then why are you judging him so harshly.” and this is why i don’t know if i believe coyle. bc kat was so determined that colton was not cheating, but she never judged him? there’s gotta be something else going on for her not to believe there’s a reasonable explanation for whatever is happening
• idk
• “jacob is dying! and i might never get to know him and he’s not gonna know me after all this time. and i have to know him, do you understand me?” thisssss read!!!!!!! come ooon. 🥺🥺
• (also the first time i watched this ep, my little brother was home for spring break and was leaving the next day… oof it got me.)
• why is he LIFTING HER
• what is it with men thinking the ocean will fix the landry women (lowkey kind right but still)
• i thought he was gonna kiss her so i guess lifting is the better option here
• actually katherine probably really needs this big cry. and being in the arms of a hot guy with an old timey accent doesn’t hurt either.
• [this is where i lost my notes last time!]
• AH sam jumpscare ( - present day - )
• not dinner and a fire dell get UP
• oh sam has daughters
• am i being too bitter about sam? maybe. but it’s fun.
• did i compare him to miguel from this is us or was that byron…. either way.
• bc we’re humanizing him with all this “i met somebody really special, right here, and i don’t want her to think she’s just one of many”
• let’s not forget that he dated rita first. where are your girl code ethics delly
• that’s right let him down easy
• “i’m just enjoying getting to know my neighbor” shut up
• (this is so out of character for me bc i’m number one hags in love advocate but sorry i’m not over the death of colton landry yet! it’s only been 25 years!)
• boys weekend ending the same way sam and dell’s night did we love a platonic firepit chat
• (but really we do. need to be outside by a fire IMMEDIATELY)
• “sore-ry” canadian 🫵🏽
• rip claire and nick we hardly knew ye 😪 (ship name click how could he let that go!)
• elliot’s/evan’s little “no!” was so cute.
• hmm someone who lives on a boat is not ideal husband material????? 🤨 i’ll keep my thoughts to myself but iykyk
• “maybe sometimes love just isn’t enough” woah woah woah lets not get crazy here, guys. they needed this boys weekend for real 🤧
• - 1814 -
• *opens on katherine beach bonfire* ‘oh everybody is at a fi-’ *coyle walks up* ‘everybody is at a platonic fire tonight’
• “what if i never get the chance to really know him” you do know him, katherine. i promise
• “i’ve lost two brothers” okay well it’s not a contest
• “losing jacob would be like losing a third” we’re humanizing him now too!?
• “how could i be so close, yet so far?” “jacob once asked me that very same question” yep yep yep
• “about the stars” oh we are back on track baby!!
• “i told him the distance, whether it’s from stars or from people, is not the thing to worry about. worry when you can’t find them at all. […] don’t lose sight of those stars just yet.” okay he got me. beautiful line 😭
• - present day -
• oh cool guys name is noah! how could i forget
• [also just said, ‘noah? i hardly know ‘er!’ and made myself giggle so. that’s where i am.]
• wow going “old school” with a phone call how 2000s of her
• god alice this voicemail is going from bad to worse quit while you’re barely ahead
• yep ofc you sent the message instead of deleting it. (how does one delete a voicemail not that i’d ever leave one but)
• LOL NICK JUST STANDING THERE ON THE BOAT 🧍🏼
• again how does he not realize his alice is this alice. she’s exactly the same.
• - 1814 -
• suzanna watching over her landrys 🥹
• sleeping on the floor in 1814 is not going to be good for katherine’s back.
• h a n d s
• see coyle was working with suzanna’s father and then tried to BRIBE her after he died to keep the business going! how am i supposed to believe jacob did this on his own
• also suzanna is not safe here! these men just want to use her!
• jacob is coughing? choking? seizing? hard to say but something is happening!
• and not even suzanna knows how to help him 😰
• JACOB TO THE POND!?
• “it doesn’t matter what happens to me.” i mean i think it matters a little bit….
• also what a cop out ‘wHaT iF tHeY cAtCh uS?’o kay be better at sneaking???
• YEAH forgot about your DAUGHTER 🤨
• a lot of touchy feely going on here that i don’t love….
• pete’a there are horses he’a 😧
• i know he’s telling her to go back to the cellar so she’s not seen by goodwin’s men but i still don’t trust him
• “just promise me that you’ll be careful” “now what fun would that be?” i don’t trust him but damn he’s good
• - present day -
• the point!
• oh no. rita. please don’t break my besties up
• please!! leave the newspaper alone i can’t keep defending them 😭
• hey why didn’t they ask kacey to help they literally WORKED at the herald. 🙃
• sam is here
• wait rita is taking this surprisingly well.
• she even got me kicking my feet twirling my hair i love besties!!!!
• and dell is 🤏🏽 this big 🤭
• “well if nothing else, he’s got great taste in women” IKTR
• “i am more than okay with this” well i’m not! almost caught me monologuing 😤
• not the coffee shop hard launch please the herald will be badly printing you two on the front page by tomorrow morning!!!!
• actually yes string this man along and get free labor out of him
• omg the colton fakeout
• yeah girl that’s your GUILT 🤧
• ITS ONLY BEEN 25 YEARS DELLY
• back to present day nick and alice
• “i don’t know what’s wrong with me.” felt
• i don’t know where i thought the engine of a boat would be but i was wrong
• “you’ve got plenty of time to figure it all out” “it’s funny bc time never really seems to be on my side. ever.” okay no one told you to fall for someone in 1999 in fact, they told you specifically not to 😭
• “i always seem to fall for the ones i can’t actually be with.” “trust me, i know how what that feels like, especially at your age” wow they really were the greatest story that could never be told ):
• “if you think someone’s worth it, tell them how you feel. there’s no point in hiding it” AND COOL GUY PULLS UP??? okayyyyy
• the worth it look 🥺🥺🥺
• alice actually happy COMING 🔜
• well. until we figure out the lingermore thing…..
• - 1814 -
• i don’t believe goodwin is smart enough to think about the lighthouse. someone must’ve told him 🤨
• jacob is literally fighting for his life 🤧 this wouldn’t have been a problem if coyle had stopped yappin and helped them take jacob to the pond like katherine wanted
• katzanna crumbs 🤌🏽
• how big is the inside of a light house… there’s a lot of stomping up there. all the stairs probably?
• a GUN SHOT !? 😨
• forgot suzanna had a knife. all katherine has is like 30 bottles of rum
• i mean ofc it’s thomas. i wasn’t worried about that.
• but what was the gun shot about???? that’s kinda suspicious right???
• like let’s make them think we fought and i shot you 🤨
• mmm “cyrus giving the all clear” likely story
• “we’re all safe” well except for jacob. who is dying.
• - present day -
• noah said lemme run to bestbuy right quick and get a scanner
• “the program’s pretty simple” well that’s what we said about adobe and now no one will let them live that down
• wait a BOY in your ROOM, alice!? 😟
• doors open tho ✋🏽
• “music?” “sure! any requests?” “no, just hit play. let’s see what you’re listening to” OKAYYYY that would work on me 🫣
• also so mortifying.
• I WANT IT THAT WAY LMAO
• she’s not like other girls she’s quirky she loves late 90s early 2000s music bc she was there
• can’t lie that’s exactly the kind of song that would come up if i just hit play
• what are the chances cool guy knows all the words bc of that brooklyn 99 cold open
• “my mom’s a superfan” making alice feel like the crypt keeper here
• 🎶now number five🎶
• LMAO WAIT THE “PROGRAM” IS LITERALLY STILL ADOBE
• they’re really gonna have a ‘number five killed my brother. oh god i forgot about that’ moment with these pictures aren’t they
• oh no dell’s home she gonna be mad at alice
• ‘uh grandma we weren’t ALONE my former boyfriend nick was literally outside the whole time???’
• “good news i got the engine running” and there’s the wrap up of that metaphor
• whatever let’s move on
• dell’s not selling the boat !! take THAT
• tell me why is still playing in the background and i can’t decide if it’s funnier if it’s non-diegetic and they just wanted us to have a nice bop for this, or if it’s diegetic and alice is just playing her music that loud
• LOL she’s just playing her music that loud 😭😭😭
• ‘uh grandma we weren’t ALONE my former boyfriend nick was literally outside the whole time and my window was open???’
• “is that alice singing?” oh my god is he gonna recognize her
• i’ve been saying it this whole time but the moment it’s actually a possibility i literally gasped out loud
• “isn’t she something?” “unforgettable” NICK
• omg omg.
• KISSING
• IN THE BED ROOM
• YOU’RE GONNA GIVE YOUR GRANDMOTHER A HEART ATTACK oh okay she didn’t come in
• oh cool guy is sorry…. but he has a reason. a reason we will not know bc the pictures are ready 😁
• “wait is that blood” the lingerlore plot THICKENS
• number five killed my brother fr
• blood! and a mask! a different one from earlier!
• GLASSES!? ELLIOT!?
• what happened to baby elliot 😭 what did kat dooooo
• there goes present day elliot and his time jump journal of LIES again
• “how can i face alice again, if she ever comes back?!?!” baby elliot what did YOU do
• “i broke-” I BROKE WHAT WHAT DID YOU BREAK a promise? a heart? a name? 😨
• - 1814 -
• “jacob, please don’t go. we’re supposed to be a team, remember?” THIS SHOW IS NOT FOR OLDER SISTERS WITH YOUNGER BROTHERS 😭😭
• chyler singing!!!!
• IS SHE SINGING DELL AND COLTONS SONG ARE YOU KIDDING ME
• HE’S REMEMBERING
• HE’S GONNA BE SO UPSET THAT COLTON IS DEAD OH MY GOD
• “kat?” AHHHHHH
• fin.
📺: the way home - season two
season one recap 🩵
episode one - the space between:
• watching the ‘previously on’ like i didn’t just spend the week recapping it
• thought this was jacob and dell but it’s just another little boy and older lady
• “it will always take you where you need to go.” 👀
• picking up where season one left off. kat and dell were literally JUST healing and now where back to murder boarding
• oh we’re just immediately jumping into the FROZEN pond
• it didn’t work!
• kat you know that’s not how it works !! just get out before you freeze!!!
• oh god now alice is in the pond
• and YEAH we’re BENEATH THE ICE
• ALICE
• KAT DONT YOU KNOW CPR
• CHEST COMPRESSIONS
• oh god alice is back okay
• so much just happened oh my god
• a note for kat on elliot’s door ):
• me and elliot squabbin the next time i see him 😤
• (did anyone else’s school use the word squab around like 2015?? 2016??)
• “if i’ve learned anything these last few months it’s the worst thing to waste is time.” i gUESS!
• now how can a dog time travel 😭 the pond is SICK for that
• “the pond is done with us, allie. we have to be done with it.” we’ll see
• they’re making a pact to stay in the present
• time jump! seven months laterrrr
• hello?? DECODE PARAMORE?!?!
• and kat is jogging through the woods like is this twilight???
• passed elliot’s (still empty) house. hayley williams is right, how did we get here 😭
• ofc kat is listening to decode she’s an emo millennial
• if you think about it this kinda is like twilight. she’s gonna jump off a cliff next probably
• dell landry: bee keeping age!!!
• where’d the horse come from? 🤨
• “hey, boy. who are you?” oh so neither of us know okay
• oh! it’s the last day of school!
• not spencer from school pulling up
• and maybe zoe from school? hard to say
• alice is leaving!? oh going to the states with brady
• “that’s the thing about shared custody, eventually you have to share.” rip /:
• ugh r*chel mention
• “i am screening your next guy! these last two, they’ve been so very disappointing.” LAST TWO!?
• oh she meant brady and elliot 😂
• “brady only disappointed in the later years. we don’t.. we don’t talk about elliot.” yeah still too soon formerly nemesis monica
• lol so new guy leaves (suspiciously 🤨) and kat is like “okay fiiine i’ll take over the herald and hire myself back!! if i must!!!”
• and good for her!
• oh someone’s died 😰
• evelyn goodwin??
• oldest member of the most prestigious (and wealthiest) family in port haven. an institution, dell says!
• linger?more?
• oh elliot has the AUDACITY to send post cards 😤
• yeah, alice you’re right to roll your eyes at him!!
• we’re getting so much landry lore!
• but also more evidence for my jacob is his own ancestor theory
• the landrys were a founding family of port haven with the aforementioned goodwins
• dell talking about HAPPY MEMORIES OF COLTON!!!! 🥹
• we’re throwing a summer partyyyy
• landry ladies kitchen dancing 🥹
• ruined! by brady calling 😤
• oh so kat and alice are on the same wavelength as me. no wonder kat knows so much about her great great whoevers
• they stuck to their word, no pond!
• “yeah, well. elliot’s not around anymore to give us those pearls of wisdom.” “when are you gonna let that go?” no, no. hold that grudge, alice.
• “elliot promised that he would always be there to help, and when we needed him the most […], he bails.” just like the avatar 😪
• can’t help but notice the herald is brighter now that new guy is gone.
• now i know brady isn’t trying to blame KAT for the shared custody thing
• are we ever gonna be introduced to rachel bc now it’s getting suspicious
• “alice is no distraction, she’s the glue” she really is huh 😭
• ooooh evelyn goodwin put the herald in her will???
• kat is going to ✨lingermore✨
• (i’m guess that’s the goodwin estate?)
• “no wonder you turned the herald into a weekly, you’re always here” okay dell kinda ate with that one 😭
• “i’m going up the hill” me: kate bush?
•but also: *eerie music change* “i’m going with you.”
• okay now i’m scared of lingermore
• oh something has Happened here…
• sorry, evelyn saved everything to open a museum and her son was just like “eh oh well. gonna sell.” ??? hate men.
• oooh but now the herald gets it all!!
• now kat has the entire history of port haven at her fingertips! finding jacob has literally never been easier.
• oh something Sinister has Happened here… 😰
• alice! step away from that pond! you promised your mother!!
• oh she’s just coming to say goodbye ):
• girl back up that’s literally how you fell in the first time!!
• oh it’s LITERALLY how she fell in the first time? the bracelet hello???
• i do enjoy that when i gasp now it’s actually stuff i am surprised about
• is dell gonna have flashbacks of her own of this place now?
• she’s just sad about evelyn ):
• you know. this was kinda how dell’s future was looking before kat and alice showed up…
• yeah how is kat supposed to get all these boxes back to the herald
• UM
• why’s this portrait look just like kat 😀
• “MY KATHERINE, 1814” HELLO
• what did evelyn know 👀
• aww the jewelry dish
• we are immediately back to kat and alice keeping secrets from each other 🫠
• she’s a runna she’s a track star 🏃🏻‍♀️
• oh! note’s gone from the door! is elliot back???
• omg he’s back
• “well kat landry!” “oh… elliot augustine…” okayyyy
•god, kat might as well have just said “you look hot” that would’ve been less embarrassing 😭
• (and he does, she was right.)
• why is elliot being weird
• wait. just realized this man LEFT in the MIDDLE OF THE SCHOOL YEAR??? elliot there’s a TEACHER SHORT- wait they’re canadian…. is there a canadian teacher shortage??
• um but still. in the middle of the year, dawg??
• okay elliot when have you ever “imposed” on the landrys be so for real
• omg kat get up girl you are not playing it cool rn
• “i will never understand why she took elliot’s travels so hard” bc they’re besties??? (also bc that’s her stepdad but we apparently are keeping that a secret)
• dell didn’t notice that kat and alice were literally time traveling but she DID clock kat and elliot and that is, once again, so southern of her.
• “i haven’t seen you wear the bracelet in forever! i was beginning to think you lost it.” hehe about that…
• no actually WHY is elliot so… off i’m starting to not trust this… like go back to the caribbean if you’re gonna be like this
• “somebody had a glow up.” lmao rita!!
• “looks like elliot had what the kids call a hot boy summer” RITA!!!
• oh so alice didn’t know about katelliot and is really just mad bc elliot is her bestie!!!
• “and besides, there is no us, really. right?” ELLIOT YOU’RE THE BIGGEST DUMB DUMB THERE IS
• fumbled the bag
• he didn’t even say GOODBYE!? god what is with these men
• “great party, dell.” 😭😂
• “you better get out there and get a lobster before rita pilfers them all” lol okay great callback
• “[the farm] will always be here waiting for you.” 🥹
• fireworks for colton 😭😭😭😭
• flashbacks for everyone 🥺
• i miss colton landry
• ugh how long are kat and elliot going to pretend they don’t love each other
• alice is connecting dots
• colton and baby elliot 🥺 the club house is always there for him to have a space 😭
• “don’t waste any time, kid. because it’s never guaranteed.” and elliot thought that was a joke?? i-
• *branch snaps* “did you hear that?” WHO CAME BACK 🫵🏽
• “i saw that look between you and elliot. are you two together?” alice you’re far too late
• alice you didn’t ruin anything, sweetie 😭
• kinda rude that i grew up an hour from the beach and never went to a summer bonfire beach party in high school. (i didn’t go to parties in hs who am i kidding)
• oh! we’re being haunted by our past! cool.
• an elliot mixtape!!! IN THE CLUBHOUSE
• aww elliot’s here.
• with a STRONG candian ‘sorry’
• oh they met alice after the last summer cookout… interesting
• i thought “traveling” was a euphemism. but he actually meant time traveling lol
• “i’m sorry i didn’t say goodbye. i just knew if i saw you, i wouldn’t go.” OKAY AND WOULD THAT HAVE BEEN SO BAD
• just sitting on the bed nothing crazy
• SCREAMING !!!!!
• grey’s anatomy training 😏
•making out with all for you playing in the background. gonna cry actually.
• elliot apologizing right away 😭 okay there’s the awkward guy i missed
• “i’m not your problem anymore” WHY WOULD SHE SAY THATTTTT
• ALEXA, PLAY EXHILE BY TAYLOR SWIFT
• the sad part is, they could just go right back to how they were. like elliot is so willing to be that sounding board for kat.
• but. he blew it. super hard. complete buffoonery.
• “welcome home.” damn she’s cold
• baby nick!!!
• ugh elliot was gonna make his move RIGHT before kat met brady 😭
• so i guess spencer from school and zoe from school are??? no more???
• alice is still hung up on nick 😭 girl he’s old let it gooo
• why are they making her sing rn
• now look you’ve made her get stage fright again. (it’s definitely not the ghosts of her mother’s past coming to haunt her…)
• kat and dell finally getting the mother daughter relationship they deserve??
• is the house called lingmore or lingermore… i need to look this up
• the subtitles are telling me lingermore. dell’s accent is just thick lmao
• oh! see, dell thought evelyn reminded her of herself too.
• “i wanna build back our relationship. i wanna get to know you again.” yup yup yup 🥹
• kat has also noticed that dell is talking about colton and jacob in a positive light now
• “no more regrets, only resets” dell would kill on facebook
• ugh, i know Something is going to happen and it’s gonna ruin everything we accomplished in this scene
• um why are we back at the “did you hear that” scene 😰
• WHO IS THAT!?!?? 🫵🏽
• colton???? new guy?????? JACOB!?!?!?
• oh my god
• the blurry polaroid!!
• alice and kat sharing their secrets! season of healing!
• kat don’t let her manipulate you like this!
• okay or do. whatever.
• wait elliot send that text 😭 you gotta be the one to fix this, dude.
• neighbor!? who is this man???
• they better not be trying to give dell another love interest 😤
• could be elliot’s dad tho? but i doubt it
• suspicious buyer of the neighboring farm????
• the new buyer isn’t going to lease the fields sooo what does that mean 😅
• dell is going to be losing money?
• AND WHOSE HORSE IS THIS
• don’t tell me that horse jumped in the pond 🤧
• mother daughter pond jump 🤪
• “it’ll take us where we need to go” what could go wrong! 😀
• BABY ELLIOT!?
• has present elliot been LYING to present kat this whole time??????
• if i got sent to 1814- hold up who is that
• not the gun
• HELLO
• grey’s anatomy training (dying in a horrific way)
• um. okay 😀
fin.
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Sex Drive part 2
Pairings: Colson x Reader, Colson x Reader x Rook Reader x Rook
Warnings/tags: smut, unexpected exhibitionism, threesome, double penetration, anal, choking, hair pulling, mild spitting, humiliation, jealousy, being walked in on
Authors note: Being wet DOES NOT = consent irl, just had to put that out there as it may seen I’m suggesting that in a certain scene, Kells is just saying sexy shit and reader is 100% consenting.
Part 1 here
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“I knew you wouldn’t be able to go without sex the whole month,” you tease with a giggle as Colson secures his black flag bandana around your eyes from behind you. “Can’t even make it two more weeks, huh?” You tease.
He roughly grips your jaw, turning your head to speak into your ear. “Funny, I don’t remember giving you permission to talk,” he grits through his teeth as he strips your body bare. “Now, walk!” he commands, pushing you forward.
“Oooh where are we going?” You question playfully.
“Don’t worry about it,” he quips, shoving you through the doorway of the adjoining hotel room, unbeknownst to you.
Once inside the room he quickly removes the bandana from your eyes and tosses you down on the bed before you have a chance to view your surroundings.
“Colson?” you push yourself up on your hands confused. “This isn’t our ro — Jesus Christ!” You shriek when you take notice of Rook sitting in an oversized chair in the corner of the room, his elbows resting on his knees with both hands wrapped around the neck of a beer bottle between his legs, his eyes scoping out your naked frame. “What the hell is going on?” You look quizzically between Colson and Rook while clutching a pillow over your exposed body.
Colson looks proud of himself, smirking as he watches your face morph through a series of reds, settling on the brightest. If there was one thing stronger than Colson’s jealousy it was his humiliation kink. He loved the way you blushed and got all shy and flustered whenever you got embarrassed, and he couldn’t think of anything more embarrassing for you than one of his best friends seeing your most intimate areas… and perhaps even touching them — with your permission of course.
“Is someone gonna answer me, what’s going on?” You repeat.
“Well I figured with all the times I’ve caught you checking out Rook I’d give you the opportunity to fuck him.” Colson answers nonchalantly.
“Colson I thought we established I was only checking him out to make you jealous so you’d be more rough with me,” you remind him. ‘Ok maybe the use of the word ‘only’ was stretching the truth a bit,’ you think to yourself. You know damn well that wasn’t the only reason. You’d be lying if you said you didn’t find Rook attractive. “That’s why I’m punished, ‘no dick for a month’ remember?”
“That’s not what I said — I said you’re not getting MY dick for a month. You’re welcome to have Rooks….while I watch of course,” he smirks.
As if that was his cue, Rook stands and walks over towards you. He places his half drunken beer on the nightstand and takes a seat at the foot of the bed.
You swear your heart stops beating for a full ten seconds before you can form words. “Have you gone insane!? You want me to fuck Rook...while you watch?” You question in shock, certain he has lost his damn mind.
“Well, I mean, you’re free to say no… but let’s be honest, we both know that you won’t,” Colson sits on the bed next to you and snatches the pillow covering you from your grasp. “Just look at that pussy, glistening!” He prys your legs open to show Rook just how much the whole idea already has you absolutely dripping. “Now does this look like the pussy of a girl who’s about to say no?” he runs a finger through your slick folds gathering your arosal and turns to Rook who just bites his lip and shakes his head.
There’s no hiding the fact that you want this, you’re more shocked at how into it Colson seems, but he’s right, you certainly weren’t gonna say no.
“Don’t be shy, come have a taste Rookie,” Colson taunts holding out his glossed finger. Rook moves further up the bed, opposite colson, one boy now on each side of you. He leans in and extends his tongue curling it around the silken thread of your excitement stringing from Colson’s finger, and pulls it into his mouth.
“Whatcha think bro, how she taste?”
“Mmmm, fuck! Amazing actually!” Rook exclaims, smacking his tongue against his lips, savoring your essence. “No word of a lie bro, some of the best pussy I’ve ever tasted, ya lucky bastard.”
“Yeah?” Colson’s chuckles at his enthusiasm. “Well help me get her warmed up a little, then she’s all yours,” he says gently stroking your clit. “Although she clearly doesn’t need it,” he jokes, amused by how wet you are. “But something tells me she’ll enjoy both of us playing with her for a bit. Ain’t that right baby?” He smirks, looking at you.
“Please,” you squirm under Colson’s touch and the anticipation of Rooks.
Slowly Rook begins trailing the tips of his fingers up your inner thigh, inching closer to where to want it most before finally joining Colson’s. They join forces , sandwiching your clit between both of their fingertips as they work you methodically.
“Oh, fuck,” your voice shakes, a cocktail of nerves and pleasure coursing through you. As good as it feels and as much as you want it , you can’t help but be a little anxious, it’s been a long time since anyone but Colson has seen you naked never mind touching you like this. “You two are gonna be the death of me,” you moan breathily arching your back up off the bed.
“Relax slut, this just the beginning” Colson leans in, his warm breath ghosting over your nipples as he glides his fingers down to your entrance. He easily slips in two of them, the cool metal of his rings bumping against your warm heat with every curl of his fingers; Rook now having solo reign over your clit. Colson’s free hand grips your breast, his thumb and forefinger tugging at your nipple, before taking it into his mouth. Rook follows suit attaching his mouth to your opposite breast, making sure to leave soft violet markings in his wake, claiming you, if only for the night.
“Alright, I’ll let you take over from here,” Colson says to Rook, slipping his fingers out of you. “Be a good girl for Rook,” he grips your chin smearing your juices along your jawline before retreating to the oversized chair in the corner, where he begins palming himself through his jeans. And like a shark to blood, Rook is drawn to your scent, his mouth moving up your chest, and neck, devouring your slick remnants with open mouthed kisses, while he continues to massage the sweet spot between your thighs.
“You taste so good,” he smiles against your mouth before kissing you. His tongue prods at your lips , begging for entrance. You part your pout welcoming him inside; your tongues beginning a do-si-do. He feels so foreign in your mouth; taboo in the best way.
“Yeah?” You break the kiss. “Why don’t you taste it straight from the source,” you say seductively.
“Yes ma’am. Don’t gotta tell me twice,” Rook smirks before disappearing between your thighs.
“Now we’re getting somewhere!” Colson chides from the corner of the room, freeing himself from the confines of his bulging jeans. Slowly, he strokes himself in rhythm with Rooks tongue fucking in and out of you, watching as he gathers your sweetness on his tastebuds.
“Mmmmm, God—“ Rook huffs in unbelievable enjoyment against your core, before attaching his lips snugly around your clit, providing it with gentle pulsating suction. It’s different than you’re used to — Kells being more of the rapid tongue flicking type— but damn, if it doesn’t feel equally as good.
“Uhh, yes! Just like that, Rook. Don’t stop!” You exclaim in pleasure; one hand gripping the sheets, the other the back of Rooks neck.
Hearing you say Rook’s name like that has Colson squeezing his cock harder and faster, his jealousy unintentionally tightening his grip. He’s enjoying watching you be pleasured but can’t curb feeling possessive, in fear that perhaps you’re enjoying this a little TOO much.
“I still... Mmm...can’t… get over… how good you taste,” Rook speaks between open-mouth kisses to your tenderness. “I swear I could eat you as my last meal,”
“Dawg, keep talking to my fucking girl like that and it WILL be your last meal,” Colson half jokes, his jealousy peaking for sure — now beating his dick as if it were Rook. “How ‘bout you just shut up and fuck her now, before I change my mind.”
“Ready?” Rook questions with a smirk ,from between your thighs.
“Ready!” You squirm impatiently, already missing the contact of his tongue .
Quickly, Rook strips off his leather vest and other clothing until he’s completely naked. Just as he’s about to get settled between your legs Colson pipes up again from the corner.
“Baby I want you to ride him, lemme see those titties and ass bounce for me while you fuck yourself on his dick.”
“Mmmm hell yeah! I wanna see too,” Rook says excitedly, moving to lay on his back; arms behind his head.
“You’re pushing it Rook!” Colson warns.
“Baby, chill,” you giggle at how flustered Colson’s getting. “I know this pussy only belongs to you,” you turn facing him, spreading yourself open. Colson groans at the sight, his eyes momentarily slipping shut as he tries not to bust right there. “Besides—,” you smirk. “This was your idea.”
“Yeah, yeah, yeah C’mon… less talking, more fucking,” Colson orders.
You climb over Rook who’s waiting with cock in hand pointed towards the heavens and squat over him, hovering just above the tip before sinking down to the hilt with a moan. You push back up, and come down fast, your skin echoing off Rooks with a slap.
“Ugh fuck!,” Rook sits halfway up to mouth at your breasts and neck as you continue to bounce in his lap.
You turn your head back slightly to watch Colson, his teeth sunken deep into his bottom lip, eyes so intensely glued to every roll of your hips, and his hips thrusting up to fuck into his own palm. You turn back to Rook and pick up the pace riding him harder and faster knowing Colson’s close to finishing. You don’t know what burns more the desire inside of you or your thighs, but you don’t stop, determined to make both men and yourself cum at any moment now.
“Oh, Rook!” You cry out with your head thrown back and hands planted firmly on his tattooed chest. You’re so so close.
“Ahww, shit, you gonna cum?” Rook questions out of breath. “Me too.”
Just then the hotel door clicks open “Hey, Rook have you seen Kel— WHAT THE FUCK!!” Exclaims Slim completely caught off guard by what he’s seeing, bringing you and Rook to a halt. “Girl, I know you think it’s cute to make Kells jealous and shit so he’ll choke or whatever crazy shit you’re into but you took it took it too far this time, cuz Kells about to choke both you to DEATH when he finds out.”
“Yo! Why the fuck does everyone keep talking when I’m tryna cum?” Colson yells annoyed and on the edge from the corner of the room.
“Kells???” Slim questions peering around the door. “Da fuck is going on in here? Ya know what, second thought, I don’t wanna know. I— I’m just… I’m just gonna go,” Slim states in utter shock and confusion as he backs out the door.
“Good idea, try fucking knocking next time maybe? Rook shouts after him.
“Fuck, my legs are killing me!” You huff as soon as you hear the door click shut, shifting your weight onto your knees. Immediately, Rook takes over, snapping his hips up and into you from below.
“Aye, I can’t take this shit no more my hands about to fucking fall off, lemme get in there,” Colson says getting up from the chair and kicking off his jeans and boxers. He tugs his shirt over his head and climbs behind you on the bed. He spits in his hand ,coating his cock with his saliva, then brings the tip to the only hole not currently occupied: your ass. You’re no stranger to anal; it is Colson’s favorite afterall. You welcome the penetrating stretch as he pushes in. It’s slightly awkward at first as the boys figure out and establish a rhythm that works for all three of you. Their cocks pound in and out of you in unison; one in each hole, providing you with the most pleasurable, satisfying fullness. “Unh, baby so fucking good for us. Taking it so well,” Colson praises you through gritted teeth . “You like being a little whore for us like this, huh? Rook fucking your pussy while I fuck this ass?” He asks crudely with a hardy slap to your backside.
“I fucking love it — YES! Treat me like a fucking whore!” You exclaim in wild passion, as you teeter on the edge of orgasm.
“Oh we’ll treat you like a whore alright!” Colson speaks through his groans, grabbing a fistful of your hair using it as leverage to pound into you harder.
With your head yanked back in Colson’s grasp, Rook takes advantage of the unoccupied column of flesh above him, wrapping his hand tightly around your throat. The way both boys have you feeling like a used plaything has you cumming in seconds, riding out wave after wave. The noise they make as you clench around them both is like heaven; Rook’s slightly louder and high pitched than Colson’s deep throaty rumble. They cum almost in perfect time with eachother; with Colson just a few seconds sooner, filling your ass with his warmth, as Rook pulls out, busting his load up onto your stomach. The three of you collapse into a sticky sweaty mess, both boys rolling to your sides; the air thick with heavy breathing and the smell of sex.
The way Rook looks completely spent and fucked out of his mind is hilariously adorable; still trying desperately to catch his breath, his leg visibly twitching and shaking and his hand running through his sweaty hair with a ‘did that really just happen?’ expression on his face .
“You ok there buddy?” Colson’s laughs, reaching over you to give Rook’s arm a tap with the back of his hand. Colson’s used to having crazy sex with you by now.
“Umm ...I think so.” He releases a long winded breath followed by a brief chuckle.
“You know what my favorite part about this was?” You turn to Colson. “I broke you!!” You tease.”Not only did I get Rook’s dick but I got yours too! Slim was right when he said you wouldn’t last through my punishment with your sex drive!”
“For the record, I said you weren’t gonna get my dick in your PUSSY, for a month. Now correct me if I’m wrong but wasn’t that your ass I just fucked? Nice try, you’re still punished.”
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my worst fear is demetri and hawk getting together, but through an outing or cheating storyline. theyre very common tropes and i know yasmine is definitely gonna pose a problem to their relationship at some point.
I know right!!! Like I’m not a big Yasmine fan (still not really inclined to forgive her for all that shit she pulled in Season 1 just because she’s like...being slightly nicer to Demetri, and no one else?), but it kinda sucks to think about even HER getting mixed up and hurt in the mess of these two boys very much convinced they’re Big Straight finally coming to terms with their sexualities. Like I get realizing you’re gay or bi can be messy, ESPECIALLY at a high school like the kids go to where you can get picked on for literally ANYTHING, but no one deserves to be essentially used as a Beard, even if it’s unintentional. And having Demetri cheat on Yas with Eli would just be so...ugh, for so many reasons. Like for one, they’re already DONE the cheating thing with the whole Robby x Sam x Miguel x Tory thing...we don’t need ANOTHER cheating storyline just to create interesting romantic drama. And it’s not like gay cheating is all that different from straight cheating at its core, so it’s not like it would be that fresh or interesting of a take on the whole cheating plotline anyways.
Besides, the cheating plot often just...isn’t very fun to watch a lot of the time, because you’re just facepalming at all these characters just making very dumb and selfish decisions instead of like...communicating? Like I love these characters but it’s harder to root for them when I see them cheating on their SOs, since that’s just like...such a shitty thing to do, even if said SO isn’t my fave. I can kinda forgive the Samiguel cheating thing, considering they were both drunk and all and it was a bit of a spur of the moment deal, but consciously and repeatedly cheating on your girlfriend with your best guy friend just because you’re too scared to admit to yourself you’re gay??? Nah, fuck that. Like you don’t have to publicly announce you’re into guys or anything, but leave leading girls on out of it!!!! If you’d really rather secretly bang/kiss a guy, then dump your girlfriend and then continue to secretly bang/kiss said guy!!! It’s just...SO crappy to use someone as a cover-up like that, and it would make me lose a lot of sympathy for Demetri if he did. And it would FRUSTRATE me too, like??? If you want Eli so bad, break up with Yaz then??? Sure, it might lose him some of the popularity points he seems to enjoy, but that’s better than staying with someone you’ve lost the spark with just so you can go behind their back.
I’m honestly hoping if Yasmine is used in a Demetri/Eli plot, she’ll be there to kinda represent what Demetri THINKS he should want vs. what he ACTUALLY wants (i.e. Eli). Like Yasmine’s the ideal girlfriend, social status-wise--gorgeous, popular, sexy, doesn’t take shit from anyone since she’s at the top of the food chain (or at least seems to still think she is). In a way, she represents everything Demetri has ever wanted--acceptance, adoration, the respect of his peers, the power that comes from being near The Top, wherever “The Top” really is. So when he starts dating her, he just has to wonder why he feels so...unfulfilled? Why he’s not as happy as he always dreamed he would be when the day finally came that Yasmine looked his way? And he hates himself for it, but he finds half the time he spends time with her, listening to her talk about manicures and dresses and designer bags, he wishes he was with Eli instead, watching Doctor Who. It makes him wonder if being with a rich girl isn’t all it’s cracked up to be. And that little tingle he gets in his chest whenever the newly-mellowed-out Hawk/Eli starts excitedly rambling about “nerd shit” again, just like he used to...is that normal? Why does he find himself caring more about Eli’s opinions of him than his own girlfriend? It’s fucking weird.
After a while of finding himself more and more focused on Eli, and rapidly running out of things to actually TALK about with Yasmine, Demetri does like...the practical thing, and ends things with Yaz, realizing he liked the idea of her better than he actually liked her. Yaz is probably pretty fine with it, too, since I imagine at this point, she’s realized her and Dem don’t really have enough in common to keep a relationship going. Like Demetri is a smart guy--it might throw him off to realize he only liked Yasmine because of the idealized picture he painted himself of her, and the pedestal he put her on, but I think he’d come to terms with this sooner than people think and wouldn’t just like...be in such rampant denial about not actually liking Yasmine that much that he refuses to break up with her. Self-denial is Hawk’s thing, not Demetri’s XD Demetri has always more or less embraced who he is, geekiness and all, and hasn’t ever really felt the need to deny who he is. He often makes a point of saying exactly what he thinks and feels, no matter how unwise, so he’s pretty in-touch with himself. I feel like if he realized his relationship with Yaz wasn’t everything he’d hoped for, he might be a bit bummed, sure--it always sucks when something you’ve been striving for for a long time doesn’t meet your expectations, and turned out to be better in your mind. But ultimately, if Demetri realized he wasn’t that into Yaz, I feel like he would eventually just accept that as a part of himself and move forward with his life accordingly.
And literally ALL of this introspection can happen without him ONCE cheating on Yasmine with Eli, ffs
I think it would be nice if dating Yasmine is a way for Demetri to have to question what it is he really wants, and what he’s actually looking for in a partner. And, of course, question whether he ACTUALLY even likes girls...because why is being with this hot girl barely doing anything for him at all??? Why isn’t he constantly filled with excitement and unending horniness??? What is going on here??? But even then, like, there’s just...NO reason for him to cheat. I feel like realizing you’re gay provides enough angst and drama in of itself without having to have a gay love affair behind your girlfriend’s back. Throwing in cheating to the whole gay realization would almost make it like...comedically overdramatic, because it 100% reads as “Oh, look at this dramatic thing! What if we made it even MORE dramatic??? For...DRAMA???” Besides, I just really don’t want them to make Demetri into a cheater For The Drama. He’s a good, loyal kid who drinks Respect Women juice every day (I mean...Moon and Sam are two of his closest friends, ffs! And he’s never once been creepy with or tried to hit on either!), so him cheating is a no from me, dawg.
Like Cobra Kai, if y’all wanna use Yas/metri as a means of pushing us closer to eventual Hawkmetri, fine. But please do it SMART. Yasmine absolutely doesn’t need to get cheated on for Demetri to realize within that relationship that he’s not (or not JUST) into girls. Dare to be different, Cobra Kai!!! Say “no thank you” to the Gay Cheating cliche and “yes thank you” to Demetri realizing he’s gay (or bi) in a more interesting, nuanced way that doesn’t totally screw Yasmine over for no reason!
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rwbybutincorrect · 4 years ago
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So... why do you hate Victorious so much?
BECAUSE I STILL WATCH IT???????? the show sucks so much, tori is a horrible protagonist who is a terrible person and does not learn or grow or really deserve anything she gets. she doesn’t even know half the BASIC THINGS upon coming to the school for performing arts idont remember what it was called. 
she is a HORRIBLE SISTER who treats trina so mean and like I GET BEING MEAN TO YOUR SIBLINGS BUT AT THE SAME TIME THERES LIKE NO REDEMPTION ON HER HALF LIKE AT LEAST TRINA HAS HER MOMENTS WHERE SHE SHOWS SHE CARES ABOUT TORI AND ACTS LIKE SHE CARES ABOUT HER BUT TORIS JUST LIKE “damn right” i hate them
and then dont even get me started on that stupid ass nerd boy who uses a puppet to be misogynistic and harrass women!! “rex why would you say that” SHUT UP NERDB OY YOU SAID IT YOURE A VANTRILIQUIEST STUPID IDIOT MAN BOY IDIOT ugh
anyway theres also that canadian boy who had no character besides being hot and rebellious that guy was an idiot (no offence canadians) hes just so useless as a character because all he does is just have girlfriend and be useless (but knows how to drive) idiot oh my god idiot god i hate him
andre and jade were kind of good i like those two 
(EDITING NOTE ACTUALLY WASNT ANDRE LIKE WEIRDLY LIKE LIKE ALSO LOWKEY MYSOGYNISTIC LIKE AT ONE POINT TORI WAS LIKE “pretend im jade :3″ and he was like “oh my gohg. i going to kiss you without your consent” AND SHE WAS LIKE “AAAH” AND HE WAS LIKE “AHH I DONT KNOW WHAT CAME OVER ME” damn even the good ones have their L’s theres no redeemable people here)
BUT I AM CONSTANTLY ANNOYED WITH HOW THEY TREAT CAT. CAT IS TREATED SO BADLY THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE SHOW andh er obviously abusive situation at home is played off like jokes and its like “UMM??? ARE WE GOING TO ADDRESS THIS??? ARE WE GOING TO IGNORE HER OBVIOUS CRIES FOR HELP” SHE CONSTANTLY TALKS ABOUT HOW HER BROTHER SCARES HER AND SHE HIDES “TO SURVIVE” AND BECAUSE SHE HAS THAT SWEET HIGH PITCHED VOICE SHES SO INNOCENT AND STUPID AND WE HATE HER UGAHPEHRAPHRWPRHHG cat is so charming and shes treated so badly with whatever she has going on i m so mad im so upset with how they treat her 
AND DONT EVEN GET ME STARTED WITH TORI AND TRINAS PARENTS OH MY GOD THE MOST NEGLECTFUL PARENTS OF THE YEAR AWARD they are NEVER there despite the fact that their kids are CONSTANTLY going off on probably dangerous situations APPARENTLY ACCORDING TO MY BROTHER ALL OF THE MAIN CHARACTERS WENT TO JAIL???? AND WHERE WERE THEIR PARENTS?? THEY HAVE NO PARENTS Im so mad im so angry their parents are so neglectful like when trina had her wisdon teeth removed they said “okay we goin to hAWWIII” SHUT UP YOU DITIO PARENTS YOURE SO CRUEL I THATE YOU 
remember that time a teacher held a sleep over with his students and if they broke acting character THEY FAILED THE ASSIGNMENT DAWG A CHILD GOT BURNED ON YOUR SUPERVISION AND YOU SAID “IF YA BREAK CHARACTER YOU LOOSE THE ASSISGNMENT” SFHSFHAHFF I HAFSKHFF SHE AHFHFBAHFFF i need a minute im getting adrenaline from my rage  hold on i need to eat my cookies
[eats cookies]
WHY WERE THEIR PHONES SHAPED LIKE PEARS there was also this once scene where cat made brownies and they were OBVIOUSLY LITTLE DEBBYS COSMIC BROWNIES yet tori was like “you never eat my brownies :(” to her exboyfriend now dating cat and hes like “hbrrbrhuububububu” and its like THSOE ARENT BROWNIES THOSE ARE ARTIFICIAL AS HELL THATS A COSMIC BROWNIE i feel violent 
the episode where they crossed over with icarly was pretty good ig because sam and cat wasn’t bad as long as cat was appreciated because sam and cat both come from terrible households and now they’re dating ig guess??? goo dfro them :3
jade is done so dirty shes seen as selfish for being ambitious and wanting to succeed and have people be proud of HER ACCOMPLISHMENTS??? wasn’t there that one point where jade was performing her dark play that was entirely written by herself and performed by herself and none of her friends wanted to support her despite the fact that MORE OR LESS SHE IS ALMOST ALWAYS AROUND EVEN IF SHE DOESNT WANT TO BE LIKE SOMETIMES SHE OPTS OUT BUT LIKE SHES PRESENT??? BUT OYU GUYS CANT JUST KEEP DISREGARDING HER AND NOT LETTING HER SUCCEED JUST BECAUSE SHES A LIIIITOL PETTY all you bitches are petty be a little police to this GAY PERSON jesus christmas okay 
anyway dont take this too seriously, i legitimately dont care, to only reason i say “i hate victorious” so much is because its annoying how much nostalgia and sentimental attachment i have to it despite it being a show made by a terrible person and and a show that is just generally like. dumb. i think. i dont think its going to win any awards but whatever. it was a huge ploy to get victoria justice’s but mostly ariana grande’s singing careers off the ground i just think about this show with red anger glasses i dont mean to like. insult anyone or be mean to people who genuinely do care about this show because honestly i dont. i honestly could care less. i am just saying words because words are coming out of my brain and i need to say them or i will explode but this time i get to say them in front of a thousand + people so read this thank you
OH BUT STAN THIS SCENE 
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d5sGxCpf7ns
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lampoest · 4 years ago
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by request from @yeessha
Mission Impossible Fallout Thoughts
Like before: cursing and spoilers !!
short logos nice !!
oop starts with lane talking, always a win 😼😼
why does lane have a beard in this dream?
ooh dramatic nice !!
probably one of my favorite openings
this is badass
hhh its my favorite anarchist:)))
ooh cool name
ofc it's about nuclear warfare why not ??
nervous benji = win
sjshsjsgs
that man reminds me of elon musk :\
cant tell if that was tryna be a pg way to say 'fuck off'
where dat money luther ✋🙄🙄
what was that scream !?!
*throws plutonium*
cool car
ooh the shadows on that guys face
man this scene is really good
BENJI STAY WITH THE FUCKING PLUTONIUM WHAT-
well shit-
oh hey that news guy
pulling a sneaky on him
i also love this scene sm
literally everything about the nils delbruuk scene
:0 so cool
benji got to wear a mask >:))))
sjshsjsgsjs they made a bet on it i love that
ethan is very cool
HELL YEAH THEME SONG !!
i can never take hunley seriously
ooh she pretty :))
this movie has great lines
i also love how it goes in depth about moral choices
WALKER YESS :)))))))))) HE SO PRETTY😳😳
also she pretty too :))))
i just realized why former presidents still are protected
i like how they curse more
bro why is walker so :)))))))
btw this is just gonna be me simping literally everyone
the height difference
HALO JUMP HALO JUMP HALO JUMP
ugh fuck off walker you may be pretty but replying with 'crystal' naw fam✋😬😬
yes because we can die
oop they be falling
i dont think that would work but ok if you say so
not even worth it
i couldnt tell what they were saying until i put on captions
although i dont need any captions to understand the french 😼😼
the faint beat in the background v cool
reflexes
breaking things
chekhovs gun
shdhgdhshdjdhdjs why-
dis why you use the needle
damn he beating the shit out of them
ooh its ilsa
ethan why-
ooh she pretty too 😳😳
alright uh badass female is great
that man reminds me of a toddler
strong accusation coming from a terrorist
shsjdgsjs he wearing arm pads like the toddler whos mom is overprotective
WALKER TOO PRETTY:)))))
oop change of plans
LANE LANE LANE LANE
YES MY MAN :))))))))))
motorcycle chase pog
BENJI IN SUSPENDERS BENJI IN SUSPENDERS !!!
well shit-
eyy he killed some dudes
again walker, no one cares
oh dang she has to be careful, her aim is not the best
R U N
vrrm vrrrm
LOVE THIS SCENE YES
you can tell ethan is trying so hard not to punch lane rn
dang lane really flipped the interrogation hats off man
also i lowkey agree with his message. not his method though-
oop pretty ladies
also ethan killed 4 of your men maam
telepathy
SKDHJSJSJSHS YES THIS SCENE LANE SO PRETTY :)))))))))
i love how lane is just standing there vibing while they talk to hunley
benji dont worry youre great
wait i just noticed that benji's outfit is so cool-
skdgdjshs
walker is cool tbh
ILSA !??
this seems awfully familiar
im working on it
its a trap !!!
benjis wtf face there
oop tea ????
im paying attention to outfits so i can recreate their styles
oop i love how it focuses on walker there
true true
sticking up for your friend
no hes just here because they needed more pretty men
waiting for a diversion
in because HE IS LARK MY GOD ETHAN
ALSO THE LITTLE HEAD NOD I CANT-
stole han solos line there
matching jackets😼😼
how did they swap them ??
and how did lane go along ??
chekhovs......knife ??
wow he really fell for it
also more cursing pog
my two favorite characters together :)))))
CHGJFGSJ I CHOKED ON MY WATER KESUS CRISP
....oop i done fucked up
hunley being all cool and shit
benji being all cool and shit
lanes look of dissapointment is 🤌🤌
like damn bro you fell for that !??
lark
he really tryna lie out of it
ooh her-
whyd he say that-
oop betrayal
i love how benji is the first to drop his weapon
so cool
yeah wait where the hell is lane ??
rip hunley
whyd they treat his death like the death of a lover or smth
first wedding crashers, then funeral crashers, what next ?? birth crashers ??
the most tom cruisey sequence ive ever seen. some comedy some crazy stunts and a broken ankle but still finishing the take
chair theft pog
also i love how not just in this scene but before you see helicopters flying around
hes just hanging onto the elevator and the look walker gives him is top notch
ooh blackmail
this feels like the glass box scene. his foes are getting away and there is nothing he can do
its mission impossible for a reason
tea time with luther
ilsa is a good friend
benji is the mvp here
dang im just realizing how pretty ethan is 😳😳
keep your eyes on the road
luther is great, this is all just a luther appreciation post
they-
they-
they all just copied walker's beard
oh no its julia
ah yes one of the bombs
i like how it actually does take about 15 minutes
uhh no❤️ tom cruise why must you feel the need to do this
LANE :)))))
again why does he feel the need-
walker :)))))))
julia is pretty cool
hes just like: what the fuck how- why-
airspeed ah yes the most important part of not dying
this is a julia appreciation post
what was your plan after that? the detonator would just be at the bottom of that lake
the expressions walker makes :))))
hehe bitch
well shit he has a gun
his hair !!!!!
some star wars level action here
bro benji listen to ilsa
sjsgsjgsjsvsjs this shouldn't be so funny
bro ilsa listen to benji
benji stop wasting time
probably last time but, lane !!!!!
found the other bomb
very true statements from walker
other ? bomb ??
no personal space
ooh uhm lane maybe please dont-
the way he just pops his head into frame like: what the fuck was that ?
no sir you didn't survive that. that is false
i love how she clearly has the same fighting style as before
no benji no smooth brain move
mr lane do your shoes need shining ?!?
dey see me rollin-
ofc he gets burnt why the fuck not
uuuhm what✋😀😀 when the hot oil started spraying i felt a drop of what felt like hot oil on my finger. i am in my room and there isnt even water in here. im scared
also how tf is that holding his weight
chekhovs hook
team work makes the dream work
dang keep believing lane keep thinking that ✋🙄🙄
hes still pretty
so close oh no
why do things just magically stop at the edge of cliffs
kesus crisp ethan not again
i love his shoes though -
what if the hook missed though ??
esploded
thats a no from me dawg
his meniachal little smile shdgsjsgsj
its an action film he'll have it
aww lane so sad :((( oh yeah and 1/3 of the world is saved too. good job ig.
THEY PUT MY MAN IN A TRUNK NOOO >:000000
i like how they end as friends not as romantic interests. v nice
i love how this movie highlights the importance of friends but not in a childish way. even as adults friends are important. they are there for you when no one else did. i like that message.
alright thats pretty much it. sorry that its just me simping pretty much. in conclusion this is my favorite movie 14/10 but i can't wait for the 7th movie.
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petals-the-flower-flowey · 4 years ago
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Strange Discovery Pt.1
Errorfresh story
Includes:
- Threats
- Violation
- Lemon(??)
- Angst(??)
- Rape
- References
Error’s POV:
I hate him so much, he is so annoying he always comes and bothers me, usually about now but today he hasn’t shown up, I’m getting nervous and I wonder where he is
He was supposed to be here like an hour..
“Wait..what am I thinking?? Why am I getting mad over him not being here?! Stupid” I punched myself in the face “Don’t get attached to him, he just plays with your feelings!” I slapped myself
“Ugh..” I sat down on my beanbag and decided to watch a tedious undertale AU reset
‘I was sipping a chocolate milkshake while watching, it was a boring genocide route, I was bored and I usually get more entertainment when Fresh is bothering me..’, I didn’t notice what I had said in my mind until my face heated up, I quickly slapped myself again
“No. Don’t fall for the trap.” I growled to myself.
Then I heard screaming, I wondered what was happening and paid attention to the AU portal again, there was purplish pink, blue, yellow, and green tentacles attacking a sans? And there was a purple blob on the sans, I was confused by this so I decided to go check it out.
I opened the AU portal a bit more and went through, the AU portal closed behind me.
I saw as the Sans was yelling more and more and the purple blob tried to squeeze into his right eye-socket, I’ll admit I felt some pity for the Sans but not enough to help him.
Once the purple blob got into his skull, the tentacles disappeared. I would admit I was a bit creeped out and I hid behind a tree, I watched as the Sans got up from the floor and grabbed familiar clothing and when he put it on, I gasped it was Fresh.
“Heyy Glitchy brah!” Fresh had teleported behind me and when he did that I shrieked and jumped up into the tree, he looked up at me and his glasses read [LO] [L!] as he chuckled.
“F-Fresh I told you to stop doing that!” I said with royal blue blush on my face from embarrassment.
“So that purple thing was you?!” I said still a bit too startled to come down the branch.
“Yup.” Fresh said plainly
Error came down the branch after Fresh said that, a bit nervous.
“Now.” Fresh said as he pinned Error to the tree, which made Error yelp from the sudden touch.
“Let’s keep this a secret between us, you will not speak about what you saw to anybody unless you want a very RADICAL moment” Error was shocked that Fresh’s almost didn’t use his 90’s lingo in that sentence.
“Alright, alright I won’t tell anybody but get off!” I said as I pushed Fresh away, my face got a bit warm, if you looked close enough there would be yellow blush on my face but it was unnoticeable
“Alright broski, if you break your word on not telling it would be unrad.” Some purple flame fumes out of Fresh’s glasses.
“Ugh, why do I even bother with you anymore.” I facepalmed and started to walk away from the tree until I felt myself get hugged from behind, which made me immediately start to struggle
“Get off of me!” I tried to wiggle out of his grasp
“I’ll let go broski but it was just to warn you if you break your word.” Fresh said.
Fresh finally let go and my face was so warm I could probably melt the snow if it was put on my face, Fresh just chuckled at my lemon face.
“You dumb(wad)!” I was censored by Fresh which made me angrier and it made Fresh laugh more.
I just covered my face with my scarf and pulled out my strings
“I need to go blowout some f(un)king steam!” I said in fury
“Okay I’ll come too broski” he said smugly to me
“Can you leave me alone?!” I said in frustration
“Can’t do that e dawg!” Fresh said with his signature smile
I just stringed the Frisk of the AU before they even got the chance to run away and hung them up in the Anti-Void, then found the flowey and dusted them I just started killing the monsters in Snowdin, Fresh was just watching.
The last monsters not dead were Undyne, Mettaton, Asgore, and Papyrus
I had them all strung and I was about to kill them until I heard a portal open, it was a bit far but I could tell it wasn’t Ink’s portal, I look over at Fresh to see he didn’t make a portal so I think I know who it is but I’ll ignore it for now, suddenly blue magic is on Fresh’s soul eye which shocked me, Fresh didn’t react much, his glasses read [WO] [AH]
My soul aches seeing Fresh like this because believe it or not I actually care for that dumb parasite deep inside.
Core Frisk came out of hiding with a Sans and an Undyne, the Sans was using blue magic on Fresh’s eye soul.
“Oh it’s you again.” I squinted my eyes at Core Frisk
“What’re you doing here? Aren’t you suppose to save survivors from me?” I said in a salty tone.
“Sans please let me help you. If you don’t I’ll have to take this Sans with me.” Core Frisk said with her echoy voice
I looked up at Fresh, I know that if they take him, he’ll have a hard time trying to leave and he might come after me once he is free, or he must dust due to not being able to find a host.
“..Fine, but I’m only doing this because I owe Fresh.” I said in defeat as I let go of the monsters trapped in my strings.
Core Frisk looked surprised and confused for once
“You actually accepted my help” Core Frisk looked happy, her being happy actually made me make a ghost smile but quickly I mentally slapped myself out of it.
“Yeah, yeah whatever don’t get so excited over it, I just want to see you fail to try and pacifiy me” I crossed my arms, Fresh looked genuinely surprised to see that I accepted the offer because of him
Core Frisk suddenly got close to me which me nervous and I backed up.
“Now say sorry.” Core Frisk said to me
“What?” I said confused
“Say sorry to them for murdering innocent monsters.” Core Frisk said, the guards of Core Frisk were concerned that she was trusting me so fast
“Ughh, do I have to say sorry to a copy?” I whined and Core Frisk looked at me with a determined look
“Yes!” She said with determination
“I’m sorry for you being a copy of the original Undertale.” I turned around to say that to them.
“Noo! Not like that! Say sorry for killing them!” Core Frisk said
“Ughh! I’m sorry for slaughtering all your people, snapping your wives’ neck, impaling your supposed-to-be-future-girlfriend, making your cousin disappear.” I said and with each passive aggressive thing I said my face started looking very creepy which made them all very uncomfortable.
“But what about my brother?” The papyrus asked
“Uhh- I- um-” I could feel Fresh’s glare.
“I’m sorry for throwing him into the lava of Hotlands??” I said with a shrug
“I guess that’s a start.” Core Frisk said
“I’m going to laugh so hard when you fail to pacify me.” I said to her
“Now. Gimme!” I used my blue strings to wrap Fresh and bring him down to us, I swatted at the sans to stop using blue magic, which he stopped when I stepped once towards him.
“Lol, glitchy brah needed to blow off steam, and he got unradically interrupted!” Fresh said in his 90’s lingo and his glasses changed to [UN] [RAD] to [LO] [L!]
“Shut it 90’s nightmare!” I yelled to him
TBC..
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bourbon-ontherocks · 4 years ago
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(Previously, in GG rewatch...)
And we’re now at episode 8!
God, this dog's slurping is REALLY loud for Beth to hear it from her bedroom. No wonder they got rid of Buddy the noisy dog! (and now I'm thinking about Beth's extremely sonorous vibrator, and I'm starting to realize that the Bolands may have a hearing problem)
Are you telling me that Rio knew about ALL of Beth's cereal box-inspired silly hiding places??? And that he carefully put everything back into place after he took the money back??? This show doesn't make any sense...
I'm still not sure I understand why the girls keep paying Mary Pat during shutdown, I mean... Mary Pat can go to the cops all she wants, there won't be any evidence of the girls trafficking since Rio got his money back, right??? And what is she going to say?? "I want to press charges because these women I blackmail didn't pay their due"??? And even if she tells Stan, like, what are the chances that he prooflessly believes the quirky mother he met at soccer game rather than his 20-years life partner??
"They used to make fun of the oxygen tank weirdo. Now they don't." THIS LINE MAKES ME CRY EVERY TIME AND LIDYA'S DELIVERY IS SO PERFECT!!!!!!
Greg and Annie using Love, Actually to throw some missiles at each other about their hookup is an underrated comedic moment
I love that Annie's so reluctant to do crime because of her (soon-to-fall in a plothole) felony drug charges, but as soon as she gets a teeny-tiny sting of jealousy seeing Nancy kiss Greg she's like "Guys, what if we robbed three places at the same times?"
Okay but if everybody pays by credit card at the spa, it means that they somehow have a listing of every customer on a particular day. Isn't it the first thing they'll check after the robbery? Won't it look suspicious that Annie turns out to have been there? With her sister? In separate locations??? This heist is honestly the dumbest scenario the girls have ever come up with...
I feel like threatening at (fake) gunpoint the people in the car right behind you is a particularly stupid move if you don't want to get caught, but maybe that's just me... Annie could just have asked for the parking ticket and said she worked for the spa if anyone noticed the shopping bags, but you know, why do something safe and simple when you can go for fucked-up and risky, huh?
A-Dawg and D-Man are literally the worst gangish nicknames ever!!
I love how Rio does not buy Beth's botox bullshit for like A SECOND, and then correctly infers that she hasn’t handled Mary Pat
WILL RIO EVER DRINK HIS GODDAMN TEA INSTEAD OF LEAVING IT HALF-FULL ON THE TABLE FOR DRAMATIC EXIT PURPOSES????? (RIP crispy hashbrown that he didn’t even eat...)
I love how Denise suddenly turns into full psycho mode when Ruby starts to freak out in the jailcell!
Ugh, I’m not sure that telling Dean everything just because they had ONE friendly moment was Beth’s smartest move....
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