#ufohnoparty

[soupfic]

Silk

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: F/F

Fandom: Avatar: Legend of Korra

Relationship: Korra/Asami Sato

Characters:Korra (Avatar), Asami Sato

Additional Tags: Getting Together, Kissing

Day 6: Bow

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Korra had gotten ready quickly, her hair already done up how it always is, and it had been easy to slip on her formal robes.

Asami, on the other hand, is still in her undergarments, applying makeup when Korra enters her chamber to escort her to the ball. Korra tries to avert her eyes from Asami’s exposed cleavage that she catches a glimpse of when Asami spins to see who came in, relaxing when she sees Korra. Korra realizes that this may take a while and goes to perch on Asami’s bed as Asami leaned into the mirror closer to make sure her eyeliner wings were perfect.

“How do I look?” Asami asks after fiddling with it for a few tense minutes, spinning on her heel to face Korra for inspection.

Korra uses all of her mental strength to focus only on Asami’s face.

“Symmetrical.” Korra jokes.

Asami rolls her eyes and turns back to the mirror. Korra definitely does not look at her posterior. Definitely not.

“I just can’t get this left eye to cooperate. She needs to bend to my will.” Asami clenches a fist for emphasis.

Korra can’t help the laugh that bubbles out of her.

“Asami, this thing is going to be starting pretty soon. It wouldn’t do if two of the guests of honor were late.”

“You can go on without me,” Asami says, waving a hand flippantly.

Korra tries not to be hurt by the dismissal. “No, we should go together,” she insists.

“Okay, well, I guess I’m giving up on this eyeliner. It’s just going to have to be what it is.”

“Really, Asami, I can’t even tell what you’re talking about. It looks perfect to me.” Korra has to stop herself from saying anymore. Something sappy about Asami being perfect to her.

Asami sighs. “Thank you, Korra. I really wouldn’t expect you to notice though.”

“Hey! What’s that supposed to mean?”

“I just mean, uh,” Asami is suddenly flustered with embarrassment, walking away to where she has her formal dress hanging up. “You just don’t go for girly stuff like this, is all.”

“Oh. True.” Korra shrugs, conceding.

“Will you help me put this dress on? I need to be careful of my makeup and then I need help lacing it up.”

Korra’s hands suddenly go clammy. She gulps. “Sure.”

Asami already has it off the hanger, holding the silky white thing in her hands almost like she doesn’t know what to do with it. Then, without warning, she shoves it toward Korra. “Here.”

Korra fumbles around with it for a while, trying to figure out up from down, inside from out. Finally, she gets it situated and ready for Asami to slip into from the bottom.

It slides loosely over her body, draping down to her ankles. There is a tantalizing amount of cleavage that Korra pointedly does not look at. Then, Asami spins, revealing the alluring crisscrossed lace as the back.

“Can you tie it into a bow for me?”

Korra gulps but nods, reaching out to pull the laces tightly. “How’s that?”

“Just a little tighter, please?”

Korra could put more strength into it, but she doesn’t want to hurt her, so she doesn’t pull too hard.

“How about now?”

“Perfect, thank you.”

Korra tries her best to keep the tension and tie it to a neat bow. Her hands are shaking just a little. She hesitates, just a second, but decides to throw caution to the wind. She places her hands on Asami’s waist, smoothing them down over the soft fabric.

Asami gasps and spins toward Korra, eyes wide.

Korra pulls her hands back like she’s been burned.

“No, Korra, I…” she tries to explain. Then, her face sets, determined. She leans in and kisses Korra squarely on the lips.

Korra is shocked but doesn’t let it stop her from kissing her ardently. She knows it’s smearing Asami’s lipstick but she doesn’t care. She’s wanted this for longer than she even knew. Now it’s finally happening. Asami’s hand slides up to the back of Korra’s head, keeping her in place.

Korra has no idea how long they stand there like that, kissing each other desperately, hungrily. They finally separate, panting breaths mingling in the scant space between their mouths.

“I guess two of the guests of honor are going to be late anyway,” Asami says. “I’ll get some makeup remover for your lips.”

[paperairplanesopenwindows]

20. What’s something you learned this year?

That the american government was set up to fail from the beginning due to our founding father's fear of giving the federal government power and at this point we should probably burn it all down and start over (thank you Florida Civics course for educators).

[clowngremlin]

Happy birthday, Spencer! :^)

Thanks Kat!!!! :~) <3

[hawkeyefrommash]

@ufohnoparty asked to see the piercings/jewellery i mentioned before so here are some photos. please ignore the fact that i need a haircut. i rambled a bit about this so that's under the cut:

the left photo is my left ear, which has a double conch and double lobe w a rook.

the right is my right ear which just has a double lobe and helix.

with these new rings my left ear looks heavy so i’m thinking about getting a double helix but there’s obviously not a great Spot so i might just get like an upper cartilage piercing or antitragus -- idk yet! also considering a daith as a mirror to the rook? feel free to weigh in.

also dw the rings on the conch piercing are not too tight -- my cartilage is damaged from years of grappling/mma so my ears are a bit more fleshy and compress easily like that because there's.. less cartilage than it appears. i don't have visible cauliflower ear because of how young i was when the damage was sustained and how young i still am

[red-thorns]

When you can’t sleep so you draw your DnD character with your friend’s (@ufohnoparty) similarly-paletted fursona smoking weed together. ✌️ 💜 🪴 (fursona (right) designed by @lame-art-on-couch​) (Ataxia (left) designed by me) Alts:

[ao3feed-destiel-02]

The love that dare not speak its name

The love that dare not speak its name https://ift.tt/woFANZ5 by ufohnoparty (why_didnt_i_get_any_soup) Cas has decided that he is gay and wants to go to Pride in Wichita. Dean is not so happy about that. Words: 9938, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Charlie Bradbury, Eileen Leahy, Sam Winchester Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester Additional Tags: Pride, Gay Pride, Pride Parades, Internalized Homophobia, POV Dean Winchester, Bisexual Dean Winchester, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Homophobia, for one f slur, Gay Castiel (Supernatural), Minor Eileen Leahy/Sam Winchester, Masturbation, Sex, Other Additional Tags to Be Added via AO3 works tagged 'Castiel/Dean Winchester' https://ift.tt/e2ycHr1 June 12, 2023 at 12:55AM

[bonzai-bunny]

Did you change your icon or has it always been Bruce with his titties out??

oh this is recent

[mme-yersinia]

Wait a minute are you telling me there are OTHER Brian Fallon + Supernatural people out there???

[mrbigbluesky]

Hey! What did you and B do for your anniversary yesterday?

We kept it really simple and ordered in dinner and watched a few movies. I made a chocolate cake with edible flowers on top for dessert, and my guy is secretly a chocoholic so he was delighted with it. It was a lovely day!

[frogmorton]

Thank you! :)

Tagging @ufohnoparty @shaqbutt @kelean

Thank you for the tag @illumi-nati-png 😁. I should be sleeping, but this was far too entertaining. 😅

Anywho I was challenged to do this piccrew game.

Me and Moon the cat. I pretty much live in shorts these days until the howling gales of Yorkshire force me into trousers. I think I was possessed by the spirit of a pe teacher at some point in life. 😅

Anywho... I'm tagging @marvagon @bobbole @ibrithir-was-here @mashumaru @thirrith and @debellatis because I keep seeing you nipping in to like and reblog and wanted to say hello. 😅

[soupfic]

First Snow

Rating: General Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: F/F

Fandoms: Archie Comics, Archie Comics & Related Fandoms, Riverdale (TV 2017)

Relationship: Betty Cooper/Veronica Lodge

Characters: Betty Cooper (Archie Comics), Veronica Lodge

Additional Tags: Femslash February

Day 1: Frost

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“Betts! Look, it’s snowing!” Veronica called from the window, still only in her silk chiffon nightgown.

Betty was still shaking off the sleep, but the thought of the first snow of the season was very tempting.

It had gotten very cold in the night and they had lit a fire before sliding under the duvet, but now the fire had died and the chill was freezing the tip of her nose.

“Let’s go outside!” Veronica’s dark eyes sparkled with excitement.

Betty could hardly do no to her even if the cold gave her goose flesh all over when she finally threw the covers off herself. For warmth, she pressed herself along Veronica’s back, peaking over her wife’s shoulder to peer out at the frost on the ground.

“I need a coffee before we go anywhere,” Betty snarks, giving Veronica’s middle a squeeze before heading downstairs.

Finally, when they’ve both woken up and bundled tight enough, they ventured out into the snow. It hadn’t been going on too long so there was only a smattering of ice on the ground. Their boots crunched as they made their way into their front yard. Betty loved the first snow in Riverdale, the serenity that pervades the landscape.catching a snowflake on your tongue, the slight damp on your mittens when you pack a snowball to lob at your older sister.

She watched as Veronica spun around under the light flurry coming down, just feeling how in love she is with that woman. She reaches out and puts her hands on Veronica’s shoulders, pulls her in, and kisses her deeply.

“I love you,” she whispered against Veronica’s lips.

“I love you, too,” Veronica said back, pulling Betty in for another kiss.

[paperairplanesopenwindows]

🍯 Honey: What is one thing you like about yourself?

I'm the funniest person in the world.

[nickandros]

I was gonna recommend there is power in a union but looks like you already got it 😂

i had that one recommended to me! i had never heard it before but i'm so glad i have now

[batsghoulsandghosties]

@ufohnoparty say no more chief

[nicollekidman]

ufohnoparty replied to your post: siri how to cope when you start reading a fic...

Oh I’ve been working on reading that one! I’m in the second fic rn it HURTS

okay RIGHT!!! im on chapter 8 of the second fic......

[toothybabies]

ufohnoparty replied to your post “Pandas? :0”

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