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[soupfic]

Silk

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: F/F

Fandom: Avatar: Legend of Korra

Relationship: Korra/Asami Sato

Characters:Korra (Avatar), Asami Sato

Additional Tags: Getting Together, Kissing

Day 6: Bow

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Korra had gotten ready quickly, her hair already done up how it always is, and it had been easy to slip on her formal robes.

Asami, on the other hand, is still in her undergarments, applying makeup when Korra enters her chamber to escort her to the ball. Korra tries to avert her eyes from Asami’s exposed cleavage that she catches a glimpse of when Asami spins to see who came in, relaxing when she sees Korra. Korra realizes that this may take a while and goes to perch on Asami’s bed as Asami leaned into the mirror closer to make sure her eyeliner wings were perfect.

“How do I look?” Asami asks after fiddling with it for a few tense minutes, spinning on her heel to face Korra for inspection.

Korra uses all of her mental strength to focus only on Asami’s face.

“Symmetrical.” Korra jokes.

Asami rolls her eyes and turns back to the mirror. Korra definitely does not look at her posterior. Definitely not.

“I just can’t get this left eye to cooperate. She needs to bend to my will.” Asami clenches a fist for emphasis.

Korra can’t help the laugh that bubbles out of her.

“Asami, this thing is going to be starting pretty soon. It wouldn’t do if two of the guests of honor were late.”

“You can go on without me,” Asami says, waving a hand flippantly.

Korra tries not to be hurt by the dismissal. “No, we should go together,” she insists.

“Okay, well, I guess I’m giving up on this eyeliner. It’s just going to have to be what it is.”

“Really, Asami, I can’t even tell what you’re talking about. It looks perfect to me.” Korra has to stop herself from saying anymore. Something sappy about Asami being perfect to her.

Asami sighs. “Thank you, Korra. I really wouldn’t expect you to notice though.”

“Hey! What’s that supposed to mean?”

“I just mean, uh,” Asami is suddenly flustered with embarrassment, walking away to where she has her formal dress hanging up. “You just don’t go for girly stuff like this, is all.”

“Oh. True.” Korra shrugs, conceding.

“Will you help me put this dress on? I need to be careful of my makeup and then I need help lacing it up.”

Korra’s hands suddenly go clammy. She gulps. “Sure.”

Asami already has it off the hanger, holding the silky white thing in her hands almost like she doesn’t know what to do with it. Then, without warning, she shoves it toward Korra. “Here.”

Korra fumbles around with it for a while, trying to figure out up from down, inside from out. Finally, she gets it situated and ready for Asami to slip into from the bottom.

It slides loosely over her body, draping down to her ankles. There is a tantalizing amount of cleavage that Korra pointedly does not look at. Then, Asami spins, revealing the alluring crisscrossed lace as the back.

“Can you tie it into a bow for me?”

Korra gulps but nods, reaching out to pull the laces tightly. “How’s that?”

“Just a little tighter, please?”

Korra could put more strength into it, but she doesn’t want to hurt her, so she doesn’t pull too hard.

“How about now?”

“Perfect, thank you.”

Korra tries her best to keep the tension and tie it to a neat bow. Her hands are shaking just a little. She hesitates, just a second, but decides to throw caution to the wind. She places her hands on Asami’s waist, smoothing them down over the soft fabric.

Asami gasps and spins toward Korra, eyes wide.

Korra pulls her hands back like she’s been burned.

“No, Korra, I…” she tries to explain. Then, her face sets, determined. She leans in and kisses Korra squarely on the lips.

Korra is shocked but doesn’t let it stop her from kissing her ardently. She knows it’s smearing Asami’s lipstick but she doesn’t care. She’s wanted this for longer than she even knew. Now it’s finally happening. Asami’s hand slides up to the back of Korra’s head, keeping her in place.

Korra has no idea how long they stand there like that, kissing each other desperately, hungrily. They finally separate, panting breaths mingling in the scant space between their mouths.

“I guess two of the guests of honor are going to be late anyway,” Asami says. “I’ll get some makeup remover for your lips.”

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jessika Pava/Rey Characters: Rey (Star Wars), Jessika Pava Additional Tags: Planet D'Qar (Star Wars), First Kiss, Femslash February, Femslash, Femslash February 2025, Drabble, Lesbian Rey (Star Wars) Series: Part 2 of Femslash February 2025 Summary:

Comparing D'Qar to Jakku.

Written for Femslash February. Day 2: Horizon.

[paperairplanesopenwindows]

20. What’s something you learned this year?

That the american government was set up to fail from the beginning due to our founding father's fear of giving the federal government power and at this point we should probably burn it all down and start over (thank you Florida Civics course for educators).

[hawkeyefrommash]

@ufohnoparty asked to see the piercings/jewellery i mentioned before so here are some photos. please ignore the fact that i need a haircut. i rambled a bit about this so that's under the cut:

the left photo is my left ear, which has a double conch and double lobe w a rook.

the right is my right ear which just has a double lobe and helix.

with these new rings my left ear looks heavy so i’m thinking about getting a double helix but there’s obviously not a great Spot so i might just get like an upper cartilage piercing or antitragus -- idk yet! also considering a daith as a mirror to the rook? feel free to weigh in.

also dw the rings on the conch piercing are not too tight -- my cartilage is damaged from years of grappling/mma so my ears are a bit more fleshy and compress easily like that because there's.. less cartilage than it appears. i don't have visible cauliflower ear because of how young i was when the damage was sustained and how young i still am

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The love that dare not speak its name

The love that dare not speak its name https://ift.tt/woFANZ5 by ufohnoparty (why_didnt_i_get_any_soup) Cas has decided that he is gay and wants to go to Pride in Wichita. Dean is not so happy about that. Words: 9938, Chapters: 1/2, Language: English Fandoms: Supernatural (TV 2005) Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Categories: M/M Characters: Dean Winchester, Castiel (Supernatural), Charlie Bradbury, Eileen Leahy, Sam Winchester Relationships: Castiel/Dean Winchester Additional Tags: Pride, Gay Pride, Pride Parades, Internalized Homophobia, POV Dean Winchester, Bisexual Dean Winchester, Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism, Homophobia, for one f slur, Gay Castiel (Supernatural), Minor Eileen Leahy/Sam Winchester, Masturbation, Sex, Other Additional Tags to Be Added via AO3 works tagged 'Castiel/Dean Winchester' https://ift.tt/e2ycHr1 June 12, 2023 at 12:55AM

[frogmorton]

Thank you! :)

Tagging @ufohnoparty @shaqbutt @kelean

Thank you for the tag @illumi-nati-png 😁. I should be sleeping, but this was far too entertaining. 😅

Anywho I was challenged to do this piccrew game.

Me and Moon the cat. I pretty much live in shorts these days until the howling gales of Yorkshire force me into trousers. I think I was possessed by the spirit of a pe teacher at some point in life. 😅

Anywho... I'm tagging @marvagon @bobbole @ibrithir-was-here @mashumaru @thirrith and @debellatis because I keep seeing you nipping in to like and reblog and wanted to say hello. 😅

[bonzai-bunny]

Did you change your icon or has it always been Bruce with his titties out??

oh this is recent

[clowngremlin]

Happy birthday, Spencer! :^)

Thanks Kat!!!! :~) <3

[mme-yersinia]

Wait a minute are you telling me there are OTHER Brian Fallon + Supernatural people out there???

[mrbigbluesky]

Hey! What did you and B do for your anniversary yesterday?

We kept it really simple and ordered in dinner and watched a few movies. I made a chocolate cake with edible flowers on top for dessert, and my guy is secretly a chocoholic so he was delighted with it. It was a lovely day!

[nickandros]

I was gonna recommend there is power in a union but looks like you already got it 😂

i had that one recommended to me! i had never heard it before but i'm so glad i have now

[soupfic]

A Little Tied Up Right Now

Rating: Explicit

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, Multi

Fandoms: DCU, DCU (Comics)

Relationships: Pamela Isley/Harleen Quinzel, Pamela Isley/Selina Kyle/Harleen Quinzel

Characters: Pamela Isley, Harleen Quinzel, Selina Kyle

Additional Tags: Bondage, Light Bondage, Light Dom/sub, Light BDSM, Cunnilingus, Dildos, Threesome - F/F/F

Day 11: Vines

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“I knew it,” came the soft voice from the doorway to the bedroom.

When Ivy, whip in hand, realizes that Selina is frozen there, she’s annoyed. First, she feels a little bad that Harley is on full display to someone without her permission, but then she’s also annoyed that Selina didn’t even announce herself.

“Do you not know how to knock?” Ivy snarls.

“Sneaking around is kind of…my thing,” Selina says with a hand wave.

“Who’s there?” Harley calls out, the vines blinding her, and her knees automatically trying to slam together to try to recoup an ounce of her modesty, though the vines spreading her legs keep it from happening.

“I’m so sorry,” Selina says in an unusual act of remorse. “I didn’t think…”

“No, you didn’t think.” Ivy snaps. “You need to go.”

“Can I stay?” Her tone of voice is surprising. Not at all her usual cocksure lilt.

Ivy is momentarily stunned. “What?”

“Can I stay?” Selina repeats, a little more confident.

“Selina? Is that you?” Harley calls out.

“It’s me, Harley.”

“You can stay!” 

“Well.” Pamela shrugs. “You heard the lady. You want tied up too or are you going to help me fuck her?”

“I’ll help.”

“Oh goody!” Harley squeals. “I get two whole ladies to take care of me.”

Ivy uses the whip she had been holding to gently dangle them over Harley’s hard nipples. The contact gets a small moan from Harley.

“Let’s see what you got, Selina.” Ivy didn’t hide her disdain. She needed Selina to prove herself before she really believed her.

After a moment of hesitation, Selina finally steps forward into this personal sanctum of Harley and Ivy’s. It is clear she doesn’t feel comfortable being there, but the lust in her eyes betrays her. The bed dips below her as she kneels onto the bed between Harley’s legs. The vines there flick out and wrap around Selina’s left ankle for just a few seconds, a warning.

Selina puts her mouth on Harley’s exposed center, lapping first slowly then languidly, eliciting Harley’s moans and hips bucking, then much more insistent, spurred on by the immediate reaction.

“Oh, that’s a good girl,” Selina says, her mouth shining with slick from Harley’s cunt. 

“Isn’t that little pink pussy so pretty?” Ivy coos, one of her vines at Harley’s knees forking off to reach up and flick at her clit, circle her entrance where Selina just was.

Harley bucks her hips again, moaning at the teasing touch. The vine retracts.

“Proceed.” Ivy instructs, using the whip to flick at Harley’s nipples.

It’s a double assault of Selina’s mouth and the teasing leather.

“I’m close,” Harley breathes out.

“Not yet,” Ivy instructs, putting the whip down. “Selina, stop.”

“Oh,” Selina sits up, dazed from the pleasure.

“Oh, you dirty little whore,” Ivy smirks. “I want you to fuck her while I ride her face.”

Ivy goes to a bedside dresser and opens one of the drawers. She pulls out a dildo, rigid, but double ended. “This goes inside you,” Ivy explains, pointing to the more curved end, “and this goes in her.”

Harley’s whine is desperate as she hears what’s going on. She is pleading, but the words are so quiet and insistent, it’s hard to tell what she's even saying.

“Oh, and it vibrates. Just press this button here.”

Selina experiments with the different settings and intensities for a few seconds while Ivy strips. She doesn’t miss the lust in Selina’s eyes when they rake over Ivy’s naked form. Selina sets the dildo down and strips herself, still seeming a bit shy. Ivy makes sure to give her an approving once over as she climbs onto the bed, hovering herself over Harley’s face.

The dildo slips inside Selina easily, indicating how wet she must be, and her eyes roll back into her head when she turns on the vibration.

“Oh, neither of you are going to last long.” Ivy observes, lowering herself down onto Harley’s waiting tongue.

Selina fucking into Harley has Harley’s head game a little erratic, but the woman still knows Ivy’s body so intimately that she could get her off with her tongue in her sleep. And watching Harley be fucked by Selina with their dildo is certainly helping matters. Selina’s strokes are erratic, clearly close from the vibrations. Who will come first?

It’s Harley, the poor little pet. But Ivy doesn’t get off her face, instructing her to keep working, and Selina keeps fucking into her overstimulated pussy. Until Selina comes and has to take the dildo out, slumping on the bed next to Harley. Ivy lets herself come and releases Harley from the vines so that all three of them can fit on the bed.

Harley’s mouth has the delicious taste of pussy that Ivy loves, kissing her partner gently before slotting into place next to her. She caresses Harley’s skin, pressing her body to hers.

“Good night, Princess,” she says as Harley starts to drift off. “And Selina, you can stay as long as you don’t disturb Harley.”

Selina, half asleep herself, agrees to the terms, embracing Harley from the other side.

[batsghoulsandghosties]

@ufohnoparty say no more chief

[paperairplanesopenwindows]

🍯 Honey: What is one thing you like about yourself?

I'm the funniest person in the world.

[nicollekidman]

ufohnoparty replied to your post: siri how to cope when you start reading a fic...

Oh I’ve been working on reading that one! I’m in the second fic rn it HURTS

okay RIGHT!!! im on chapter 8 of the second fic......

[toothybabies]

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