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EVERY time i do i calf focused leg day i think. this time. this time i haven't overdone it and i will be able to walk normally in two days. and every time it's a week of "will my heels ever touch the ground again"
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This powerful image captures the face of a wounded Palestinian woman whose hijab is soaked in blood—likely her own or that of a loved one. Her eyes tell a story of unimaginable pain and strength in the face of loss. She stands in a chaotic hospital hallway, surrounded by others in distress. As an oppressed and weak woman from Gaza, I see myself in her. I, too, have suffered greatly—my baby, Qais, was injured in the war, and the hospital refused to treat him because we cannot pay. Please, I beg you to help us. Your donation can provide the medicine and care Qais urgently needs.
Life in Gaza is unbearable for women like me.
1. I wait in line for two hours just to bring food back to our tent – food that is never enough.
2. I clean the shoes of strangers on the street– just to earn a few coins for Qais's medicine.
3. We were turned away from the hospital– they said no money, no treatment, even for a child as young as Qais.
I carry this pain in silence, but I cannot bear it alone anymore. The woman in this picture used her hijab to try and save her son’s life. I am doing everything I can to save mine. But without help, I fear I will lose him too. Please, Donate anything you can—no matter how small. Even a few dollars could mean a meal, a medicine dose, or a chance for Qais to live. Share this, speak up, and help us survive.
Donate Now Here

Please stop ✋🚨 you're the only hope to save a child😔😭
Vetted by @gazavetters , my number verified on the list is ( #64 )🍉🇵🇸
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didn't realise there was a character limit on poll options. anyway like that simpsons episode where homer finds out his middle name is "jay" after going by homer j. simpson his whole life.
filling out the paperwork to get my name and sex legally changed. once these tits are gone it's over for getting she/her-ed.
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filling out the paperwork to get my name and sex legally changed. once these tits are gone it's over for getting she/her-ed.
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Its humbling to remember that I, too, can be the weirdo who misunderstood op and got too worked up about it. One only achieves Buddhahood when one realizes that anyone can be the weirdo who misunderstood op and got too worked up about it
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so much of being an ok person is just 1) not panicking, 2) not taking things personally, and 3) not letting the vindictive gargoyle that lives in your head tell you what to do. this sucks because brains love doing those things
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*sits down to write a smut fic* The plot of this smut fic is that Character A believes himself abandoned by God.
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shayma escaped gaza before the crossing closed and has been struggling to care for her family of 16 in egypt. rent is skyrocketing, and now her brother needs help funding his master's degree. she just lost her childhood friend and her friend's family, she needs support right now.
she didn't ask me to post this, i just wanna show her there's still people out there who care. please help her
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one of the funniest things about our marriage is that mads and i actually knew each other in high school where i had a massive crush on her and she had a girlfriend and also didn't know about the crush. but anyway, mads invited me to her place for what i thought was a new year's party but it turned out to just be me + mads + her girlfriend and it was probably top 10 most devastating nights of my life. imagine if i had told that 16 year old that they would be marrying her in ten years.
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the most important skill you can learn is actually games like chess that you can challenge the personification of death to in order to stay alive and never die
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I just know that Cromwell got down to hell and tried to spend eternity avoiding anne Boleyn out of embarrassment of the also headless situation after the headless party was lowkey his idea but recently they ran into each other in line for brimstone soup or whatever with their heads tucked under their arms trying to balance their trays and Cromwell was like :| and put in a request to be transferred to the fourth circle. and that request was? denied
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See you at the equator.
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wikipedia editors are like if redditors were monks
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same friend prevented a category 5 breakdown yesterday when i pleadingly asked them how long it took from the point they started growing facial hair to when they could grow a full beard and they said "you're going to hate this. two years" but the reality was i was overjoyed because if they had said 6 months and all i was looking at 6 months later on T was a asymmetrical neck beard i would have been a risk to society.
whenever i mention how much hairier T has made me on my stomach and thighs and, frankly, my ass, one of my mates without fail asks "has it connected yet?", by which they mean do i have anough body hair on my ass and back that it's all come full circle but the way it's worded like a sinister threat sends me every time
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The night is cool and balmy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES are raising an alarm.
> define 'balmy'
Balmy means "pleasantly warm."
Your stock of DICTIONARIES has decreased to 31.
Your SECURITY GNOMES report BANDIT ARTILLERY!
> observe night
The night is cool and balmy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES have entered COMBAT DELIRIUM.
> resolve temperature discrepancy
You haven't acquired enough THERMOMETERS to notice the discrepancy.
Your SECURITY GNOMES have activated the MEAT THRESHER.
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