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And just when you think you've hit rock bottom. You're waking up at 6 AM for Walmart
Edit: ain't no Fucking Way this is the First Name for the First Order I have to do today, man
Come the fuck on
Edit 2: And my man is getting bathroom cleaning supplies too of course. Of course.
Brother I'm gonna tell you right now whatever you buy is not going to help whatever the hell is happening in that place
#this is intended to be comedic lmao. but I'm still like#u r g h#(the 6 am bit that is)#me thoughts#walmartposting#sawposting
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how peaceful sleep is
your head next to his
no silence or fear
only him
#me sleep-deprived at work#daydreaming about sleep#thinking abt how beautiful it is#the feeling the concept#reach home in a semi-lucid state#me: wow i've been thinking abt sleep the whole day that can only mean one thing#my brain: you're going to sl-#me: i'm going to draw the blorbos sleeping yes that's the tonic#my brain: ... aite i'm out#so yup that's what inspired me to draw this lol (ノ≖ヮ≖)ノ*:・゚✧#sleep deprivation is a helluva drug#but also i genuinely think sleep is a rly beautiful thing like the safety and peace it entails#sleeping pressed against someone and hearing their heartbeat#feeling safe and knowing they feel safe with you#u r g h#alhtred#alfred x uhtred#uhtred x alfred#alf & uht#sketchy art#my art
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I need to cut my hair so bad 😭
#bison talks#the problem is always the same: i don't know what i want#i want a bowl cut and a mullet and a chelsea haircut#and i also like what i've had going on for a few years#but i crave change#u r g h
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why is my "following" tab not loading up on the fucking app????
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ugh. except for flashes, can't even get him taking the cape off????
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I'm always pushing you away from me / but you come back with gravity / and when I call, you come home
#my art#jujutsu kaisen#jjk#yuji itadori#megumi fushiguro#itafushi#fanart#jjk fanart#jujutsu kaisen fanart#jjk spoilers#jjk manga spoilers#jjk leaks#yuuji#megumi#deleted scene gege told me#god im not over 266 i will never ever ever be over 266#im so incredibly unwell abt them i cant believe this is the timeline we live in#itafushi friday....itafushi everyday.....#decided 2 forgo my usual miku and broke out the emo playlist fr this one . breaking my own heart :3#how many itfs embraces do i need to draw until i successfully manifest it in canon#gege i beg i plead pls let them H U G#they r so traumatized they r so touch starved pls hug pls contact pls Holds/Is Hold#anyway if megumi's height is inconsistent no it isn't <3 if he looks like 2 completely different ages no he doesnt <33#......kids r Hard guys gomen i tried my best#honestly it's probably not even that bad i think its the arm angle in the first one thts throwing me#i had to play around w it so much that i think im just tired of looking at it#megumi voice whatever !!!!!#thats not important the important thing is Itafushi Hug#and i do believe i met my quota in that regard#also yes my pen pressure Is still dying thank u fr asking but i did this fr them Anyway pls clap
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NPMD best line deliveries
oh shit! oh fuck!! i didnt think thered be a skele'uhn here ?!? im so fucking scared of skele'uhnz!!!
dont frighten him pokey you nasssssty boy
were going to jail...and with my luck no one will even B O T H E R making me their bitch...
🐦 heyus the thing about a bãrbĕqüe...it brings folks together...from awl wawlks of laife...theyres a storhé behand everyh burrghurr...everyh kehbahhb...
but I...called God a sonofa B word...who am iaieEUGHAHuhuuuh...
#honourable mention FUCK YOU CLIVESDALE GO GET FUCKED YOU'RE FUCKING LOSERS AND WE'LL KILL YOU#and ofc W E D O N T G I V E A S H I T A B O U T Y O U R P H O N E#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid#starkid npmd#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#hatchetfield trilogy#tgwdlm#black friday#lords in black#max jagerman#peter spankoffski#grace chasity#richie lipschitz#ruth fleming#steph lauter#nick lang#matt lang#jeff blim#will branner#lauren lopez#jon matteson#mariah rose faith casillas#joey ritcher#kim whalen#angela giarratana#corey dorris#curt mega
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WHY HE HAS BGUGS IN RHERE?!?
#HSR#honkai star rail#hsr spoilers#honkai star rail spoilers#HSR 2.5#I played this entire update in the spam of about 14 hours#I am DELIRIOUS#BUT I HAD TO MAKE THIS#bc why THE FUK HAS MY MAN GOR FUCKIN BUG IN THERE H E L P#LUOCHA WH A T#I WATCHED JIAO GO T H R O U G H IT#AND FEIXIAO JUST THE MMMM#AND THE WARDANCE!#LUKA MY BOY#we love Luka development in this house#AND BOOT#MY FUCKING MAN#*twirls hair twirls hair*#good to see argenthill alive and well in 2.5#god just#wrecked#destroyed#and now there’s bugs#help#my art#it is 3am#please send help
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some little gay bug sketches :]
bonus under cut
i like to think quirrel is actually very very bad at cooking. made with love of course but probably a very unique experience. burn the water season the stew with herbal tea forget how to cut a vegetable type situations
(hollow, i think, would likely not mind. they are not the type of critter i’d expect to have a typical idea of what tastes good. they probably make their own Atrocious Soup which is in turn thoroughly enjoyed)
#hollow knight#quirrel#the hollow knight#quirrelhollow#kissies :D#and naps#i think they'd both take a lot of naps after all they've been through (and. they're old)#everytime i make soup something wicked happens#so my blorbo can have the same predicament#:)#queruloustea#i love drawing them because to me quirrel is just r o u n d and hollow is just b i g h o r n s
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Just thinking about bisexual realisations
#zukka#zuko x sokka#atla#zukka fanart#if u read fanfic u know about the italicised ‘oh’#Sokka: hey Suki why is Zuko suddenly prettier than e v e r y t h i n g#also Sokka WOULD make Zuko laugh bc this boi is hilarious
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requested by Anonymous
#F U Z Z I E S ✨#Rick Grimes#*#rg#The Ones Who Live#H A N D S#i know you're suffering my guy#but#sleepy men are just really attractive#i don't make the rules#one day your lips will not make me want to bust through a wall like the koolaid man#but today is not that day#also his arm hair but i'm not gonna be that weird right now#i'll be the big spoon#G R A Y S#ALL THE GRAYS#v e i n s#bless all the lines on your face#they're beautiful and sacred
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I need to be bullied again so i continue drawing please
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Why did no one tell me that Moon Knight (2016) was funny as fuck
Edit: I actually read the rest of the page
#context: Jakes daughter has been kidnapped by ra#khonshus father#his d a u g h t e r#because apparently at some point he was in a relationship with Marcs ex?#his ex being the white lady called marlene that they replaced with Layla in the show#moon knight#marc spector#jake lockley#khonshu#moon knight 2016#marlene alraune#i had to see so much ass to get those screenshots#im poor and marvel already has enough money
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Look how far we’ve come
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#specifically with elliot#it's been e i g h t y - f u c k i n g - f o u r years . . .#where is elliot on svu?#more importantly (since they give better eo) where is olivia on oc?#holds out hand like mona-lisa saperstein: crossover please#fans need feeding#eo needs eo-ing#elliot is on leave seems like perfect timing to me....#law and order svu#law and order special victims unit#law and order organized crime#law and order oc#eo textpost meme#svu textpost meme#my textposts#svu/oc#eo#elliot x olivia#benson x stabler#bensler#chriska#chris meloni#christopher meloni#mariska hargitay#olivia benson#elliot stabler
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