#u know when u mix vanilla mix and chocolate mix for a cake and it has this different look; like some parts are vanilla and some are chocola

[oldestking]

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[beelsbignaturals]

Hello!! Since baking is constantly mentioned in one way or another in the game, how would each of the brothers be as a baking partner? Maybe you’re baking a cake for someone else’s birthday or just to share with the HoL - who’s good, who’s bad, who’s messy, who sneaks some of the batter (rhetorical, it’s Beel) etc?

AN: Sorry fellow Luci kissers he is a bitch and we love him. Also @ Levi anon just know I see u and I am going to try my damnedest to write smut and let it see the light of day

Anyways baking time!

👨‍🍳THE GREAT DEVILDOM BAKE OFF🍰

Lucifer is insufferable (affectionate). He will basically take over. Everything is measured exactly. He makes little to no mess yet cleans the counters every five seconds… and no, you can't add chocolate chips. The recipe doesn't call for it! Do not bake with him unless you can deal with his "No Fun. Only Task at Hand." mindset. Fun fact! This is all just a way to disguise the fact that Lucifer is really bad at baking! He will blame whoever he is baking with because "I followed the instructions step by step so it can't be my fault." 

Mammon is an absolute disaster in the kitchen. There are eggshells in the cake batter, a thin layer of icing sugar covering the entire kitchen, and don't think you are getting away without a food fight. The cake will be burnt because he was more interested in getting batter in your hair than setting a timer like you had asked. Just slather it in frosting and call it a day.

Leviathan can be coaxed out of his room to make anime related treats and anime related treats only. As for how good he is at baking… It takes a couple of tries, but Levi is a quick learner and will get the hang of things pretty fast! He has turned the stand mixer on too high once or twice and maybe added too much vanilla, but at the end of the day, you have some decent snacks from your efforts.

With Satan, it's organized chaos. Flour has spilled all over the floor, you impulsively added mint extract that the recipe did not call for, and the cookbook you were using is nearly unreadable. But you know where everything is and have all the right ingredients. Unlike Mammon and Belphie, Satan will actually clean up after himself without complaining. He is a menace, but he knows what enough is enough. 

Asmodeus is surprisingly good at icing cupcakes. He makes a perfect swirl every time. That said, while the things he bakes are pretty… they don't taste the best. It's not bad, but it certainly isn't good. I'm sorry, Asmo, but your baking skills are mid. At least you got some cute Devilgram pics! Asmo will also insist on wearing the cutest apron he can find and scream when he gets batter on it. 

Listen, we all know Beelzebub will eat the raw ingredients, cookie dough, and the finished product. Your best bet is to have snacks prepared beforehand for Beel to munch on. He really tries to restrain himself, but can you blame him? He's just a hungry little guy! Beel will 100% ask to lick the spoon, and the bowl, and the beater, and probably the counter… you get the point. But! If you have enough ammo (pre-made snacks) and patience, he's actually really good at baking! 

Belphegor is the laziest motherfucker around. Don't fool yourself into thinking you are using anything but a box of cake mix with Belphie. If he has some sort of motivation, he'll try but… just don't expect any miracles. He's basically the opposite of Asmo when it comes to baking. The cake is the ugliest thing you've ever seen but DAMN does it taste good. As long as you don't let him drag you off into a cuddle session while it's still in the oven. Because at that point it's guaranteed to be burnt. Sorry. 

[jimipoo]

birthday boy.

prompt: You attempt to bake Jimin a cake for his birthday but he keeps playing around.

pairings: jimin x reader (established relationship)

word count: 1.5k ish i forgot :(

genre: fluff, jus fluff

warnings: slightly suggestive if u squint

a/n: jimin bday drabble cus he is my bday boy :D i got this idea from this video and i imagine the cake look like theirs :3 hope u enjoyyy!! pls dont forget to reblog it helps a lot <3 thank u

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“You’ve never had a funfetti cake?!” you exclaimed, eyebrows rising as high as it can. Jimin chuckles at how dramatic you are being right now.

“Yeah, I’ve had chocolate cake, red velvet cake, ice cream cake, vanilla cake—I’ve never had anything funfetti.” he shrugs, “It’s just cake though.”

To commemorate his special day, you thought the most equally special thing you could do for him was to bake a cake, or at least, attempt to bake a cake. You already had everything prepared the week before, your original plan was to bake it without him finding out and surprise him, however, the same night you came home with two big plastic bags in your hands, he had already figured it out and had insisted to help you despite having zero experience in anything related to baking. He has cooked before, spaghetti, but he ended up making the pasta way too soggy and the sauce looked too pale and it was the last time you ever allowed him to be in the kitchen. But since it was all for him anyway, you let him help this time.

You, on the other hand, had some experience in baking. You were not a pro, though, you’ve baked some cupcakes for your college roommates and you vividly remember it tasting delicious. You’ve also baked cream puffs with your mom when you were 10 years old, or more like, you helped her put the ingredients in the bowl and mix everything which eventually lead to a batter spillage and you licking it off the counter. You also vividly remember the loud scolding your Mom gave you for being such a clumsy and messy kid.

You just hope your kitchen won’t look like a tornado had passed by the time you finish everything, but you know that you're going to have so much fun.

You audibly gasp, swiftly turning around to open up the kitchen cabinets and grabbing two small bottles of sprinkles, you hold them up to your cheeks, “These are the key ingredients,” you state.

“Oooh,”

“It’s a traditional birthday cake, once you take a slice and see the inside, it’s gonna look colorful and pretty!” you explain, shaking the bottles at him before placing them on the counter. He just looks at you with a smile tugged on his lips, secretly loving how cute you are getting excited over some cake flavor. “So, the sprinkles add flavor to it?” he asked.

“Err, not really—I got the vanilla flavored one since that’s what people usually make funfetti cake with.” You replied, putting the apron over Jimin’s head and turning him around to tie the string on his back.

After you finish tying it, he turns around and swiftly brings his hand up to his forehead to do a salute, “Chef Jimin will be on your service for today,” he says this in a deep voice, earning a laugh from you. “You’re not Chef Jimin, you’re Baker Jimin,” you smile at him, smoothing out his apron with your hands.

“Birthday Baker Jimin,” he corrects you.

“Yep, birthday boy.” you stretch your hand to him, which he immediately intertwines with his. You just stare at him for a moment, admiring how pretty looks barefaced, the tiny freckles peppered on his cheeks looked more visible against the bright light, he just looked so soft and pretty that you wanted to plant kisses all over his face, but before that, you have some baking to do.

“Why are you looking at me like you’re in love with me, we’re just friends.” he squints his eyes, ruining the small moment you were having with him and you roll your eyes. Yeah, friends who kiss and live together.

“Ugh, how dare you.” you let go of his hand and wipe yours on your apron jokingly, “Don’t friend-zone me on your birthday or you will be blowing your candle stuck to a twinkie.” you mutter, turning your back to him and bending down to grab a big bowl from the cabinet, you hear him giggle behind you.

“Well, don’t just stand there and stare at my butt, you said you’d help me.”

“I am!”

You get up to look at him, “What are you doing, exactly?” you raise one of your eyebrows, trying not to crack a smile.

“I’m helping you by staring at your butt.” he clarifies, a smug smile visible on his face.

“Turns out I don’t need you to bake me a cake anymore ‘cause you already got it.” he purses his lips and makes a kissing noise, making you break into a soft giggle and roll your eyes at him once again.

“You’re annoying.”

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“Ugh, Jimin, you’re gonna break the eggs!” you whine at him, he just looks at you playfully while juggling three eggs, and you were constantly trying to catch it every time he throws one but he swiftly catches it with his tiny but skillful hands. It still didn’t stop you from getting nervous that he’ll drop one and add to the big mess both of you had already made whilst only having 10 percent of progress.

“So this is the type of help you meant,” you snatch the eggs from his hands, placing them far away from his reach, only to give one back to him so he can crack it to put in the bowl. “Crack it,” you order him.

He says nothing and starts to softly hit it against the rim of the bowl, doing a few more hits until the last one had more force and the egg ended up exploding in his hands. You gasp, “Jimin!” he breaks into a fit of giggles.

“I’m sorry, I’m too strong!” he exclaimed, bringing his egg-white coated hand to your apron, he starts wiping but you push his hand away from you to drag it against his apron, “Use yours, you moron.”

“This is like the 5th time you spilled or messed up something, Jimin. You’re starting to stress me out,” you added, releasing a sigh.

"No, it's not!" he fights, giggling.

"Yes, it is!" you argue.

"No!"

"Yes!"

"No!"

"Yes!"

"Say yes again or I won't give you kisses anymore," he taunts, sticking his tongue out at you.

"Ugh, you know what.."

You crack a new egg yourself instead, then proceeded to put all the rest of the ingredients in the bowl, until you feel Jimin’s arms sneak around your torso and lay his chin on your shoulder. “I know I’m probably being a little shit but, you still love me right?” he mutters as he plants a soft kiss on your neck.

You turn your head to look at him as your lips curled into a smile, “I still love you so much even if you're being annoying, birthday boy.” you state, pulling his arms off of you to turn to him and cup his cheeks with your palms. “Now, stop playing around and mix the batter,” you order, patting his right cheek.

“Yes, chief.”

“Make sure it doesn’t have any more clumps, then pour it in these two pans,” you push the cake pans towards him, "Yes, chief," he replies. Your eyes then immediately flicker towards his working arms, his sleeves were rolled up which exposed the tattoo that adorned his wrist, your eyes slowly drag down, admiring all of him. How can someone still look so good while mixing cake batter?

“I know you’re checking me out, ____.”

You immediately look away shyly, a blush forming across your cheeks. You’ve spent many many years of birthdays with him already yet he still manages to send butterflies to your stomach and make you feel so shy.

He stops mixing and sticks a finger in the batter, only to bring it close to your lips, “Taste it.” he orders.

You wrap your lips around his finger, the sweetness immediately hitting your tongue causing your eyes to widen in delight. You hum, “That’s yummy!”

You proceeded to pour a good amount of sprinkles into the batter, mixing it as you watch the sprinkles bleed out, your face lightens as the batter starts to mix in with the colors. Once it’s fully mixed, you push the bowl towards Jimin so he can pour the batter into the designated pans and put it in the oven to bake.

Both of you had spent the next hour preparing the frosting to pipe with, dying it several colors of pastel for the border like Jimin had suggested, as well as cleaning up the whole mess you both had created all over the kitchen in the past hour. You were glad that Jimin was here to help you bake his own cake, despite him being a little stressful at first, and none of you being pros at baking, it had been a fun experience. This was your gift to him, it’s not much, but you’ve always found something special about making someone something out of scratch, whether it’d be something small, with the thought that person as you were making it had always bloomed something in your heart. You had made Jimin some things in the past, like a beaded bracelet you made for him that he still wears to this day, and a little clay figurine of him that sits on his bedside table that you made in a workshop with your friends. It was the sweetest gesture you could do.

It didn’t take too long ‘til the oven dings! signaling that your cake had finally finished baking. You excitedly hop off the counter, putting on kitchen mitts to carefully open the oven, Jimin stands next to you, as the smell of the cake hits through your noses.

Your shaking hands carefully place the first pan on the cooling rack, Jimin following you with the second pan and places it as well. You brought your arm up to give him a high five. “We didn’t burn our place down,” you state.

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"Oh my god, the cake is like sliding off, Jimin!" you exclaim mid-frosting the cake, you audibly gasp when you notice the cake looking slightly slanted. The buttercream frosting you made thirty minutes ago had melted, you were supposed to let it chill in the fridge, but you were too preoccupied with cleaning up the kitchen to remember.

"Give it a nudge," he suggests.

You try, pressing the frosted cake with your metal spatula, but you pressed on it too hard causing a part of the cake to crumble and stick to your spatula when you pulled it up. “No!” you yelp, a deep divot forming between your brows as you let out an exasperated sigh, your shoulders dropping in disappointment and lips forming in a pout. “I done murdered the cake,” you murmured.

“It looks ugly now..” you frown.

“You can still salvage it,” Jimin takes the spatula from your hand, scooping a small amount of frosting from the bowl, spreading it evenly to try and make the cake not look like it had been stabbed. It worked, sort of. But it was better than before.

“Hey that looks better!” you cheered, your frowned lips now tugging into a grin. You finish spreading the frosting on the rest of the cake and started piping around the edges, alternating between, pink, yellow and blue. You step back to look at your work, feeling a sense of pride despite it looking a little tilted because of the melted frosting and you literally stabbing one side of it. It looks mediocre at best but you are fully satisfied.

"Can I write my name on it?" Jimin asks cutely.

Humming in response, you hand him a green frosting bag and he wraps both of his hands around it, squeezing it hard it enough for the cream to ooze out the tip. He writes his name out in cursive, then a squiggly line under it, “That’s to emphasize that it’s my birthday.” he declares, setting the frosting bag down and stepping back to admire his work. You proceeded to stick candles all around the cake to finish it off, both of you proudly staring at it for a few seconds admiring the abomination. You loved it.

“We did it!” you said cheerfully, “Rosanna Pansino would probably shake her head at us right now but we’ll just eat it all anyway.”

“You’re definitely spouse material now,” he smirks, wiggling his eyebrows. “Oh please,” you roll your eyes, again. You swear your eyes are gonna roll off your eye sockets one of these days.

“Well, do you like it?” you ask, batting your eyelashes at him. “It’s perfect, I love it. The best cake ever.”

Jimin dips a finger on one of the frosting bowls, only to smudge it on the tip of your nose and either sides of your cheeks. You gasp, mouth gaping open, “How dare you!” Jimin just laughs at you, you began to dip a finger in, scooping an even thicker frosting and Jimin takes this as a signal to back away. “No, no! that’s cheating!” he says in between giggles.

You plaster a playful smirk, slowly stepping towards him as he slowly backs further away from you. You jolt towards him and he immediately runs, you chased him around the living room, but as soon as you bump into him, he slips. A loud thud echoes through the apartment as both of you tumbled onto the ground. You were on top of him, a shocked expression visible on your faces as you stare at each other. Your finger slowly grazes across his cheek, coating it with frosting. Both of you broke in a fit of laughter.

As soon as your laughters die down you ask him, “What’s your birthday wish?”

“To spend the rest of my life like this, with you.”

[o-pandora-o]

Baker MC: Giving Demon Bros a toilet paper cake

Photo below is an example of the said cake:

Credits to odditymall in pinterest

Scenario: You were busy all day in the kitchen, you promised that you were going to bake them a cake. Excited, they make a way to finish what they are doing in preparation to accept your first handmade good.

You put down a box, and as they open it they found a..... Toilet paper? How would the brothers react?

Lucifer:

Is this a j o k e?

Luci is now pissed because he sped up his work just to receive a cake that looks..... Weird?

"MC is this what you been doing on your free time? "

"Wah no, just try it!" you said. As you cut a slice of the toilet paper cake. The cake has chocolate, vanilla frosting mixed with devildom berries. You also gave him matching tea with it to complement the taste.

"I must say MC, this cake is exceptional. You almost might be in par with Barbatos"

Is lowkey proud that you can make good tasting and realistic cakes

Might ask for you to make and for him to bring on a meeting with Diavolo and make Barbatos feel rather insecure.

Mammon:

Poor Mammon is fooled by the cake

"MC, what the hell is this? You said you were going to give me a cake, not a toilet paper"

Stealth: 100

"Mammon it's a cake" you said.

"You can't fool me, MC. Now where is it?"

"Mammon the toilet paper is a cake" you tried to protest.

"Oh.. OH" Mammon was 1 0 0 % fooled by the cake.

"Y-Yeah I knew that! I was only fooling you. I-I Knew it the whole time!" he said as you rolled your eyes.

You gave him a slice of the chocolate and caramel cake and he was pleased.

He was very proud of his human

"Yo Mc this is good! Whaddya say if we can sell these for 5000 grim-"

"NO" you screamed.

Will mumble something in the lines of "bake me more cakes" and "I dont want my brothers tasting the cake"

Will brag you to whomever he sees while he got the cake "Thats right MY human made this and it's MINE"

Leviathan:

"LMAO, I know these types of cakes MC! I saw them on my feed on devilgram for quite some time."

"It's like in the current anime I was watching: The  Amateur Demon baker and his 101 ways in pranking the noble demon family by the use of baking"

You were quite disappointed to know he knows about it

"MC, are you sure you are going to give me this cake? I mean it looks very realistic and all but why me? I'm just a yucky, disgusting, ota-" you made him shut up by putting a piece of the chocolate with cookies and cream cake in his mouth.

He was speechless and you were getting a feeling that he did not like the taste of it.

"I'm sorry, did it taste bad? Ahhh sorry i won't give you another slice again." You got up while taking away the cake, and you suddenly hear him mumble.

"Hm?" you asked "MC IT TASTES SO GOOOOODDD!!!" He screamed while taking another bite of your cake.

"MC CAN YOU ALSO MAKE RURI-CHAN COOKIES?"

Will post your creation every single time you make him one. Proud of you but would not admit because he is shy.

Satan:

Just Why?

"Are you perhaps pranking me, MC?" he said as he looks with disgust, confusion and several other emotions plastered in his face

"No! I just wanna see your reaction, thats all..." you said as you brewed the coffee that comes with the cake

He was actually surprised that you can make as realistic as a.... Toilet paper

Cue the thoughts if he could ask you to make a cat cake too

As he took a bite of the chocolate cake, his eyes widens, and said "MC this is as good as Madam Screams, since when did you learn to bake?"

"Ah its been a while, but I have a lot to go for sure" you sheepishly replied

Is very impressed of you

Will brag you to lucifer on the next meal you are together

Will ask for realistic cakes as a method of pranking lucifer

He will secretly refer you to Madam Screams or a similar known bakery if you needed a part time job

Asmodeus:

"Ehhh? This is a cake, MC? It's so realistic!!!"

He was so impressed however,

"But why toilet paper? You could've made make up cake! Or even a copy of my beautiful face! But who does want to cut up my beautiful face?" he said as he took pictures of the toilet paper cake.

"Pffft" you replied while you slice the strawberry cake

He asked if you could feed him instead

"Wow! MC this is extraordinary, I like how the strawberry goes with the filling and the cake itself"

"But you know MC, it kinda misses something"

"Hmmm? What is it?" you asked

"You" he said

"Asmo nO-" you said as he tried to kiss you but then Levi barges in looking for you "Ugh. Normies!"

Asmo is actually proud of you and will tend to post in devilgram every time you bake him something

Asks often if you can make make up cake for his birthday

Beelzebub:

A bit sus of the cake

"Are u sure this is edible, MC?"

"Yes, I'm sure it is edible. I made it, why?" you replied

"I tried eating this before and I got scolded by Lucifer because there were no toilet papers left."

"I- Well try it! This time it is really edible" you said as you were slicing a piece and giving it to him

The cake you made was a chocolate overload cake with different chocolate layers

Beel's eyes sparkled at the taste of it, and next thing you knew the cake was gone.

"MC it's so good make me moreeeeee" he said

"Ehhh? Next time Beely, I'll make you different flavors and designs!" you replied

He is very impressed and will always eat whatever you bake, including his brothers share

The next day he saw a toilet paper in the kitchen counter and bit it, thinking it was a cake, but it wasn't. Poor beel.

Belphie:

Heads up: you woke him up while holding a box of cake and he opens it.

"What the - what is this?" he asked

"Ehhhh? It's a cake belphie! C'mon try it!" you replied, you feed him a piece of a double dutch cake with chocolate filling

"Hmm it's actually good, feed me more MC~" he cooed as you continue to feed him.

It was not long till beel came looking for belphie, "there you are bel-" beel said as he stared at the cake

"haha beel stop drooling, Mc you can give him the rest"

You gave beel the rest and he ate it 2 seconds flat

Belphie brags at dinner how good the cake you made

Will always get seconds of it, if beel is not around that is

[willoftrees]

Finally got to sit down and eat after being on my feet for about 9 hours today in the kitchen, baking stuffs for tomorrow.

I grew the two medium/small sugar pumpkins myself~

The mini sugar pumpkin was a halloween leftover i was experimenting with. It turned out to have a sweeter taste than the larger pumpkins, so i tossed it in the pureé~

Once they were done baking, the pumpkins looked like soft golden brown baked bread rolls to me. XD

I forgot to take pics of the pureé and entire mix once i had it all together, and i forgot to take any pics of the dough making process as well, but here is the pumpkin pie!

Here is the recipe i used for the pumpkin pie!

I definitely used about a half a cup, to an entire cup more than it called for in pumpkin pureé, - i wanted to use it all. XD i also used two cups of heavy cream instead of one each milk and cream. 👍

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As for the apple pie, we bought some apples from the store to use as our neighbors tree dropped all of its apples in late august so we had to improvise ~

I use a peeler to get the slices suuuuper thin.

I also forgot to take process pics fjshdhdh. Also this is my first time doing the lattice thing and i decided to do it last minute. =u

I also used her recipe for the pie crust of both pies!

I prettymuch swear by this lady's recipes - i found her on DeviantArt a looooooooooong time ago from an aesthetic picture of her beanut butter chocolate cake and wanted to make it some day. (Still haven't). I have however, made her chicken and dumplings and it's the fucking BOMB! Look it up on her website, i have enough links here for now. XD

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For the cookies, they were also a last minute decision - i decided we didn't have enough sweets for tomorrow despite my hubby also making puff pastries lmao.

I could not tell you for the life of me where i found this recipe, i found it so long ago! I memorized it because it's super simple:

1 cup peanut butter

1 cup sugar

1 egg

1 teaspoon vanilla

Roll the stuff all mixed together into little golf balls, grab a fork and squish them down a little, then bake at 350 for 10-12 minutes or until golden brown, it should make a nice crisp tapping sound if you tap the tops with a fork. If they cave in a little, you light wanna give them a bit longer. The harder the crust, the crispier the cookies will be~ if they are a little gooey when you first take them out, let them cool off and they will set.

You can also use crunchy peanut butter iff you want peanuts in your cookies!

Or get creative and add chocolate chips or peanut butter chips AND chocolate chips if u want it to be extra tasty. ;3

Ty if you read all of this! Let me know if you make any of these! =D

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Edit: i just noticed i put "beanut butter" somewhere. I meant peanut butter but it made me giggle so i am leaving it.

[ukai-simp-services]

hq character’s favorite lip smacker flavors

warnings: none, just slight cursing

a/n: wow the way this was one of my best ideas... anyway some of these are kinda repetitive so bare with me 😭

karasuno

hinata

i feel like hinata would be down for one of the really fruity flavors, like watermelon or mango sunrise. forgets it at home or in your car a lot so you always buy him extra.

kageyama

kags is def giving me the classic strawberry or cherry vibe, like the one that ALL stores sell. they’re the easiest to find and he likes the flavors.

daichi

ok i feel like daichi would use the peppermint flavor a lot, but i can also seeing him use the cinnamon flavor every now and then too, spice things up a little.

sugawara

i can see suga using some of the sweeter flavors, like strawberry as a daily chapstick and maybe sugar cookie when he wants to switch things up.

asahi

mans got the whole berry pack. uses them pretty frequently throughout the day, has a different flavor in different places. like one in his school bag, one in his gym locker, one at home, etc.

tanaka

ok tanaka probably doesn’t use use them that much, but when he does, he fucks w the soda flavors. like coke and sprite.

nishinoya

i don’t even think he knows what lip smackers are....but let’s give him the benefit of the doubt and say he would use one of the sugary ones. like the skittles one.

tsukishima

vanilla. no pun intended. i just totally see him using the vanilla flavor, probably the coconut one too.

yamaguchi

i can see bby using the pink lemonade,,,maybe the cucumber melon too mmmm. applies them a lot.

ennoshita

he uses that lime flavor (i forgot it’s exact name) but that and probably some fruity shit like tropical punch.

ukai

PLEASE. he wouldn’t sell lip smackers at his convenience store so he’s like ?? tf is that babe ?? but, once you show him he’d definitely be down for the rootbeer or coke flavor, he’s a soda man what can i say. BUT i imagine he’d keep it simple most of the time w peppermint. (u also make him start selling them so he ends up trying the fruity flavors~)

kiyoko

god, i wanna say the cherry flavor bc of the mf katy perry song (pls tell me if yk what im talking about) BUT i can also see her using the mint one and the coconut one too. queen has multiple flavors, as she should.

yachi

100% one of the candy flavors, like bubblegum. definitely the cotton candy one too. yachi’s lips always taste good period.

nekoma

kuroo

another cherry chapstick lover, but he spices his shit up with the cherry cobbler flavor. wants to taste good at all times for you~

kenma

doesn't use it often, but when he remembers or you remind him, he'll usually use a fun soda flavor like from the fanta pack,, or even just regular grape.

yaku

giving me grapefruit delight vibes...idk why but he just is. i can see him whipping it out in the lockerroom before practice starts, quickly applying it before any of the other guys come in.

yamamoto

omg ok so i feel like similar to some of the other guys, he’d shy away from using it in front of anyone. but i can see him using the tropical punch flavor ??

lev

tell me lev wouldn’t use the vanilla icecream one...like i can just see it. i feel like he would lowkey take pride in it too, like he knows that shit taste good.

seijoh

oikawa

this mf uses peppermint religiously. but this is oikawa we’re talking about so i think he definitely would have multiple flavors; definitely watermelon, probably chocolate mint, and for sure starburst.

iwaizumi

he’s kinda shy about using them so he sticks to the more lowkey flavors, probably like blue raspberry or kiwi. (pls gimmie a blue raspberry kith haji)

mattsun

i feel like he wouldn’t use it much, but he’d use the lemon drop flavor. loves using it during the winter bc of the weather.

hanamaki

another soda lover. i feel like he sticks to the coca cola flavors, like vanilla and cherry. (i love the cherry one omfg) maybe the root beer one too.

kunimi

bubblegum. that’s it. that’s the flavor. it’s always on him at ALL times. like that shit doesn’t leave his pocket, he once even accidentally washed his pants with it still in the pocket.

kindaichi

mmmm i think he’s definitely a berry guy, likes mixed berry or wild raspberry.

mad dog

yes i just labeled him by his nickname instead of his real name what about it- anyway. why do i think he’d use orange creamsicle on the LOW. like mf HIDES that shit. can never catch mad dog applying mf orange creamsicle chapstick. nope.

fukurodani

bokuto

omg ok bby definitely uses strawberry cheesecake or sour apple. ik they’re like two totally different flavors but, he just DOES. and he’d pucker his lips towards you every time he applies it like “BABY GUESS WHAT FLAVOR MY LIPS ARE” like ok bo c’mere then.

akaashi

he’s a simple man, he enjoys a nice strawberry banana lip smacker on his lips. maybe even pumpkin latte (during the fall of course) bc he’s festive <3

konoha

mans is using the dragonfruit flavor (i forgot if it’s just dragonfruit or if there’s another flavor combined in there) but, he literally just uses that flavor. like idk what to tell you. he just does.

yukie

ok i love her sm, i just know she would have strawberry kiwi and probably strawberry banana too. mmm yummy.

shiratorizawa

ushijima

i feel like kageyama, he would only buy the ones he sees at most stores...so a classic like mango or kiwi.

tendou

ohmygod, mans has a whole mf collection. like first of all, he has the fanta soda collection, obviously. then, there’s the candy pack with nerds, fun dip, laffy taffy, jolly ranchers, etc... he also fucks w any sour flavors. basically, everytime you kiss this man you’ll be tasting something different.

semi

another blue raspberry mf, but also i can see him using the dr pepper flavor LOL....i wanna taste>:(

goshiki

he’s a sucker for the grape flavors, regular of course, grape jelly, grape fanta, etc.

shirabu

mmm i can see him using pineapple. it’s a subtle flavor, but its the one he likes best. i don't think he'd use it all that often tbh, but when he does his lips taste absolutely ~fresh~

date tech

aone

PLSSS i just know mans wouldn't even know what a lip smacker was, would probably just be using normal burt’s bees like most people - till you introduce him to the wide range of flavors that lip smackers have to offer. he'd be like “hm, banana.” LIKE. either THAT or piña colada, he’s really trying for y’all.

kanji

cake donut?? do i have an explanation?? nope. i don’t even know what that would taste like, but i can imagine pretty sweet? just give him a mf kiss.

inarizaki

atsumu

PLEASE. he’d use the strawberry flavor ALL the time. like ok maybe occasionally the vanilla icecream too. but im so soft rn for ‘tsumu’s strawberry lips T_T

osamu

omg he’s such a cheesecake mf i just KNOW, so he’d have the strawberry cheesecake flavor. probably use chocolate moose sometimes too if he’s in the mood.

kita

this is NOT up for debate, he’d 100% use berry pie all the time. kita get ur ass here rn, we’re bouta smooch.

suna

pls bc he’s another one that’d only use it on the low. i’m feeling watermelon,, he’d always apply it before he sees you too.

aran

ooooo i can see him using cinnamon swirl, but also grape on a more common occasion. yummy....

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terushima

HHH sour apple for sure. he’d try to put on you all the time so you can taste like him too, he’s like “baby c’mere ;)”

saeko

bitch omg, why can i see her using the cherry cream soda one.... i literally don’t know where she could buy it but she’d fucking have it, like for SURE.

sakusa

STOP bc he’d definitely reprimand you for using lip smackers instead of a brand like ChapStick or burt’s bees. like shut up bitch...but also if you’re persistent like me, then you’ll definitely sneak the lemon drop flavor into his jacket pockets whenever you have the chance. you know it’s his secret guilty pleasure <3

[junewild]

may we have your cupcake recipe? <3

HELL YEAH, thank u anon. i’ll give you vanilla, citrus, spice, and chocolate cupcakes & if you want anything else let me know! this is going to be stream-of-consciousness rather than linear recipe, because unfortunately that is how i bake. if you want a linear recipe, let me know which particular set of pieces you want and i can write it up for you. i’ll even guesstimate times and such.

BEFORE YOU READ FURTHER: this is very long. if you are not into cupcakes, bookmark this for later when you suddenly decide to make cupcakes and keep scrolling. now with new added read more for additional readability <3

making cupcakes takes me about two hours if i’m doing two batches or an hour and a half if i’m doing one. it might take you a little longer the first time because you don’t quite know what order to do things in or how long everything takes. i like to start my fillings first because they take longer to be ready, then turn on my oven, then mix my batter, then make the frosting while cupcakes are baking.

SUPPLIES

you will need: a cupcake tin, cupcake wrappers, at least one large mixing bowl (2 is recommended to avoid a lot of washing dishes between steps), a hand mixer or a lot of elbow grease, spatula, whisk, small bowl, a small grater or microplaner, a piping tip + bag (or just a plastic bag with a hole cut in one corner) and at least one saucepan or small frying pan. measuring spoons/cups are useful but i’ve tried to include thicknesses and alternatives so you can eyeball it if you have to (i usually do, just because i know what i’m looking for lol)

you will also need some of the following (check your specific cupcake type to find out which): a box of cake mix or ingredients to make your own cake mix, cream cheese, condensed milk, butter, powdered sugar, lemons/limes/oranges, chocolate, vanilla extract (real is recommended; i know it’s more expensive but the increase in quality is worth it if you can), lemon extract, heavy cream, pumpkin pie spice (or at least nutmeg + cinnamon), and fruit of your choice.

CUPCAKE

okay so: box mix is fine. it’s good. great, even. as long as you do this: replace the oil with butter. add an extra egg. i don’t care how many eggs it calls for. i know it feels like a lot of eggs. add an egg anyway. add a sprinkle of extra salt. a tsp or so. you’ve already made a good cupcake!

vanilla:

add a tablespoon (about three capfuls, if you don’t have measuring spoons) of REAL vanilla extract if you can afford it (or i really like the vanilla paste that has specks of bean in it. 10/10)

citrus:

one teaspoon (one capful) vanilla extract. two-ish teaspoons of lemon extract. zest of one lemon. zest of one orange (i like blood orange particularly much) or lime. replace 1/2 cup of the water with lemon and lime or orange juice. add about a tbsp of extra sugar.

spice:

two teaspoons pumpkin pie spice (you can see the spice in the batter without it discoloring the batter) + one tablespoon vanilla extract.

chocolate:

it’s already perfect xoxo. JUST KIDDING. add a tablespoon of vanilla extract.

instructions:

these ratios are for 24 cupcakes. take your cupcake pan and line it with cupcake papers. you can grease the top of the pan if you’re anxious, but it shouldn’t be necessary, especially if you have a nonstick pan. then just mix your batter until it’s not particularly lumpy and fill your cupcake papers about a third of the way full. a quarter cup measure is easiest for me to use bc the amount that easily comes out of it is about the right amount & it drips less than a spoon does. then i like to use a spoon to push the batter up the sides a little so it holds the fillings better.

FILLINGS

you can mix and match the hell out of these, honestly. i typically do cheesecake in everything & then fruit in vanilla or citrus cupcakes, specifically apple or cranberry in spice cupcakes, & chocolate in vanilla or chocolate cupcakes.

cheesecake:

one package softened cream cheese + 10 oz (2/3 a 14 oz can) condensed milk. stir on low heat until smooth, then add 2 teaspoons vanilla extract. DON’T add sugar. it’s not supposed to be very sweet.

fruit compote:

literally just half a cup or so of frozen or fresh fruit. i’ve done this with raspberries, strawberries, blueberries, blackberries, cranberries, apples (fresh and cubed is best), and peaches. anything is fair game, honestly. i want to try stewed kumquats and plums at some point. if frozen, add a tiny bit of water. if fresh, add about as much water as you have fruit. squeeze some lemon and lime in there. add sugar to taste. for the apple spice mix, add another teaspoon of vanilla and a teaspoon of pumpkin pie spice.

IMPORTANT: you do NOT want this to be sweet. this is NOT jam. it should be a little tart when you taste it. if it’s not thick enough, slurry a tbsp of cornstarch in a little bit of cold water and stir it in. it should be thick enough to not drip off of a spoon when you turn it upside down.

ganache:

heat a cup of heavy cream on very low heat. i like to do a double boiler: saucepan half-full of water, bowl full of cream in the saucepan. when the cream is warm, stir in most of a package of dark chocolate chips. stir HARD—whisk the shit out of it. DO NOT let any of the water get into the bowl!! you want the ganache to be gloppy when you lift it with a spoon—it has to not soak into the cupcake mix.

instructions:

so you have your 1/3 full cupcake wrappers with the batter spooned a little bit up the sides. using a small kitchen spoon, drop a spoonful of cheesecake into each cupcake. then top that with a spoonful of ganache or a spoonful of fruit compote (or both! it’s your kitchen!). spoon batter over the top and down the sides. fully covered, it should come to just under the top of the cupcake wrapper—i usually have 1/4 to 1/8 of an inch grace.

pop that in the oven according to the box instructions. i usually find that cupcakes with fillings take the longer time listed, rather than the shortest one. when your time goes off, touch the top of a cupcake. if it feels firm (think: ripe plum; you can push on it and it’s soft but it doesn’t cave in), it’s probably done. you can also put a toothpick down one of the sides, rather than the middle. pull your cupcakes out of the oven, put in your second batch, and set these aside to cool.

FROSTINGS

there are two frostings that go well here. i tend to like buttercream for vanilla and citrus and cream cheese for apple spice and chocolate. your mileage may vary. this is where the sweetness comes from, without overwhelming the cupcake!

buttercream:

let two sticks of butter (one unsalted and one salted) soften on your countertop. DON’T melt them. when they’re room temperature and you could mold them with your fingers, put them in a bowl. a mixer is best for this stage, but you can do it with a whisk and spatula if you’re determined, have patience, or can switch out with someone else. whip the butter a little. add five cups of powdered sugar, a cup at a time.

for a vanilla cupcake, add a tablespoon of vanilla extract (or vanilla paste! the specks are SO cool looking!) and use heavy cream to even out the texture until you think it’s pipeable (you’re looking for “holds its shape without being Chunky”). for a citrus cupcake, add a teaspoon of citrus extract and lime juice until it’s pipeable. two sticks of butter is too much, but one stick usually isn’t quite enough, and i prefer to have extra to practice piping with.

cream cheese frosting:

let one package (8oz) of cream cheese soften on your countertop. mix it in a bowl until smooth. add about four cups (3/4 a regular water cup, i think) of powdered sugar—again, we’re looking for “pipeable without being inflexible”. add a tablespoon of vanilla extract/paste and use heavy cream if you need to soften the texture at all.

both of these frostings take coloring very well. something that i personally love is doing a sort of gradient, where i’ll add red to one side and mix it well, yellow to another side and mix it well, make some orange in the middle, and leave some white here and there. then spoon from each section into a piping bag and voila, free beautiful swirls. you can also use a knife to frost your cupcakes, but i think piping is fairly easy to pick up on if you try it a few times, and it makes your cupcakes look that much more professional.

instructions:

make SURE your cupcakes are COOL TO THE TOUCH before you frost them! pop them in the fridge if you’re in a hurry! a single layer of piping should be enough, but decorate if you want. icing sugar is pretty. don’t go too overboard with sprinkles—they make it hard to eat.

voila! cupcakes.

SUBSTITUTIONS

i have made these gluten-free, dairy-free, corn-free, vegan, etc etc. gluten free box mix is fine. your own powdered sugar (powdered sugar + tapioca starch) is great. you can do a coconut milk pudding instead of cheesecake or ganache. you can do baking soda + vinegar instead of baking powder (1/4 tsp bs + 1/2 tsp vinegar per tsp baking powder). if you’re allergic to fruit, i am SO SORRY for you but please try the chocolate ones. you can substitute any extract, any flavor profile, any combination of ingredients. if you’re using a commercial egg substitute, just add an extra 1/4 cup of it. if you’re using flaxseed, just add an extra tablespoon of flaxseed + 3 tablespoons water.

it may not come out exactly the same as the standard ones, but my friends with dietary restrictions still swear by them. i have never brought cupcakes home from a party. i don’t think anyone who’s ever tried one has not gotten a second helping. people who swear they aren’t cupcake people love these cupcakes. (it’s because they aren’t overly sweet or moist or dry and they aren’t one-note, because the fillings add complexity of texture and flavor. there you go, now you know how to describe your new cupcakes to people).

congrats! you’re about to be everyone’s favorite party guest!

[moscnios]

                                             SWEET TREAT ━ﾞ

⁺◟   CHARACTERS . . .           higashikata josuke           fem!reader

⁺◟   GENRE . . .           fluff           oneshot

⁺◟   SYNOPSIS . . .           after another outstanding tennis           match win, josuke treats ( y/n ),           the school’s undefeated champ           and the apple of his eye, to a           sweet treat where he finally plans           to confess his long tern crush on           her.

⁺◟   CONTENT WARNINGS . . .           sugar, sugar, and more sugar           also....awkward baby josuke

⁺◟   WORD COUNT . . .           1.4k.

⁺◟   COMMENTARY . . .           what a way to come back. here’s           some josuke fluff for you guys. i           know this is very late because it’s           been over a month since i last           posted a oneshot !! i hope this           makes up for it. but on the other           hand, this is actually my 100th           post on this blog !!

“Jojo? Earth to Jojo? Anyone up there?”

A royal blue-eyed teen blinked, knocking himself out of his thoughts. His royal blue eyes found the gentle, sweet ( e/c ) eyes of a young girl around the same age who stood in front of him, waving her hand to grab his attention.

Her skin was flushed for her tennis match only 30 minutes ago. She wore a white tennis skirt that sat just above the center of her thighs and her school’s tennis jersey tucked into her skirt, which clung tightly to her sides. Draped over her shoulders was an oversized jacket that belonged to the boy royal blue eyes, that she had asked to wear while they were in the chilling ice cream parlor after her match. He just didn’t ask for it back because he believed it looked better on her than him.

( l/n ) ( y/n ).

Josuke’s childhood neighbor, friend, and most importantly, his crush.

It was like love at first sight. His blue eyes danced, read as stared hauntingly, with her ( e/c ) ones the entire time they had met. She had moved into his neighborhood. Right into the home next to his own. As her parents had conversed with his mother, ( y/n ) had reached out, taking his hand into her, tugging at his little arm gently as she asked him to accompany her to her backyard playground set.

They had been close friends ever since. All throughout elementary school and middle school. Now they were in high school, dreaming of college, and so close to the rest of their lives. Recently, Josuke had introduced her to his new friends, Koichi and Okuyasu, his much older nephew, Jotaro, and even his father, Joseph. She was still having a bit of a hard time adjusting to them taking so much of Josuke’s time, but she understood as she was beginning to become fairly busy with her sport, tennis.

In middle school, the young girl was recruited to the tennis team. She was a natural with raw talent that just needed a bit of shaping up. Quickly, she made her way through the rankings, becoming one of her team’s strongest assets. Even this year alone, she was currently undefeated with an astonishing record of 8-0.

“You okay, Jojo? You were staring at me for a long time, not saying anything. Did your brain freeze finally settle in?” She questioned.

A light pink, embarrassed blush appeared across his cheeks, looking down at his already half-way eaten hot fudge sundae, “Y-Yeah I’m fine. I was just deep in thought about something.” He took his cold to the touch spoon that sat on the edge of the glass his sundae was in, placing it into his mouth.

“I’m all ears if you want to tell me,” She offered with a gentle smile that warmed his heart.

He took the spoon out of his mouth, back into the glass, “It’s really dumb anyways. I doubt you’d want to hear it.”

The young girl shook her head at him, taking one of the napkins sitting on the table beside her glass bowl of vanilla ice cream. She stood up slightly, reaching across the table. Josuke’s eyes fell onto her in a slight panic. The deafening pounding of his heart reached his ears, as she came closer. It had happened all too fast.

Her face was only mere inches away from him, slightly above him. Her royal blue eyes had focused on her plump lips, just before the corners of her mouth to curled into that of one of her sweet smiles. ( y/n ) dabbed the side of Josuke’s mouth with the napkin as gentle as possible, as if he were made of the finest glass.

He could smell the perfume she had put on after her match, as she had packed up. The perfect mix of floral and fruity, perfect for someone like her. if paradise had a scent, it would be that one. He could feel her cool breath against his tomato red cheeks.

She whispered a small ‘there’, sitting back down flat in her seat, as she crumpled up the napkin, letting it sit next to the other used napkins, “You had a bit of chocolate on the corner of your mouth there. It had been sitting there for a while, I just decided to get it for you.”

“U-U-Uh...t-thanks,” He stuttered, scratching a spot behind his neck with a nervous grin. He let out a relieved sigh, no longer hearing his heart beating in his ears.

“No problem, what are friends for? Now, what were you talking about earlier? I kind of interrupted you, sorry.”

“No, it’s fine...I um...it gave me a bit of time to think,” Josuke mumbled.

She tilted her head, waiting for him to continue. Josuke fiddled with his fingers underneath the silver table, his eyesight cutting to a woman behind the counter who had looked at him. As if it were a cue, a light bulb had gone off in her head, as she rushed toward the back of the parlor. The sound of the door closing alerted the teenage girl, she looked over her shoulder in confusion.

Josuke cleared his throat, trying his hardest not to squeak, “You know, ( y/n )...you...um...you did really well out there today!”

“Didn’t you say that right before we left the courts,” She asked, raising an eyebrow.

‘Oh god, she’s caught on. She knows I’m stalling! She knows there’s something wrong,’ The boy thought to himself, his inner self tearing itself apart as he was on the verge of combusting. He tried to keep a straight face, taping his foot underneath the table at a quick pace.

( y/n ) opened her mouth to speak just as the door to the kitchen had opened once more, grabbing her attention. The owner of the parlor had walked out a bright smile, holding a heart-shaped ice cream cake dressed with chocolate ganache and strawberries. She placed the cake down in front of the young girl, bowing slightly, “I hope you enjoy it. Congratulations on your win today.”

“Thank...thank you, but how did you...wait we didn’t order this...” ( y/n ) trailed off, as the woman had retreated back to her place behind the counter. She looked to Josuke who had nursed his sundae, his eyes focused on the mixture of chocolate and vanilla, swirling them together.

“How did she even know that I won? I know Morioh is small but is it that small? I’m stuffed.” She finally looked down at the cake, “I doubt I could even eat another bi―” She noticed a message on top of the cake. As she stopped speaking, Josuke looked up from his sundae. He could feel his heart begin to race again, ready to run itself into the ground.

The look on her face was unreadable.

Did she like it?

Did she hate it?

What was it?

Written in the middle of the cake were the words, ‘( y/n ), will you be my girlfriend? ― Jojo’

“Will you?” He spoke up, his voice slightly cracking. He cursed himself on the inside, as she looked up from the cake, tears welling in the corners of her eyes. “( y/n ), are you okay?! What’s wrong? I knew I shouldn’t have―”

“Yes.”

He blinked, forgetting all about the confession for a second. She sniffled, wiping away the tears that had begun to well up in her eyes. “I’ll be your girlfriend. I was beginning to wonder when you were going to ask.”

“Really?! Wait...you knew I liked you?!” He questioned.

She nodded, “Your mother told me a long time ago by accident. I didn’t know to respond because I thought it would hurt our close friendship, but then after some time, I realized that...I like you too, Jojo, though I was scared to admit it at first. I just didn’t expect you to go all the way out like this. But I’m grateful.”

“You...you like me too?”

She leaned across the table once more, placing a gentle peck on his cheek, “Does that answer the question?” He placed his hand on the spot she had kissed, melting, “Y-Y-Yeah I guess so.” She let out a soft giggle, pushing the cake to the middle of the table, “I hope you’re still hungry. We have an entire cake to finish together, boyfriend.”

“B-Boyfriend?” Josuke repeated. The word had made him blush. It sounded so sweet falling out of her mouth. Perhaps it would become his favorite word. ( y/n ) nodded, “That’s what you are, right? My boyfriend.”

“And you’re my girlfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend~. I like that word.”

She poked the tip of his nose, “I like it too.”

“We should start eating before the cake melts.”

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[dinosaurtsukki]

"So...It's All Cake?" "It Always Was" | A Miya Twins Headcanon

warning: 100% crack, i cannot ensure that some of the things that happen here will happen in real life but i suppose y'all know that already. also i watched way too many cake videos kjskjk

so the miya twins tend to fixate on certain video compilations and it changes from time to time

ex: kinder joy egg unboxings, diy hair bleaching fails, slime asmr/tutorials

and now it was cake

or rather, those videos of things that look like the real thing but then someone cuts into it and its actually cake

and these videos got both of the miya twins up all night jus sending videos back and forth

atsumu: omg look, they're doing the same for electronic devices

osamu: iS THAT AN,,, IPHONE???

atsumu: IKR THESE BAKERS ARE ONTO SOMETHING

osamu: AND WE THOUGHT THAT BAKER DUDE FROM THE HUNGER GAMES WAS ON SOME SHIT

finally they fall asleep at 3 in the fucking am

atsumu wakes up to the sound of his alarm at 5 am but when he tries to turn it off on the side of his bed his hand lands on something squishy

he gets up and finds his hand covered in frosting and crumbs and turns to see that he slammed his hand on some chocolate cake with vanilla buttercream frosting

atsumu: weird, i don't remember having cake on my bedside table???

he stands up to wash his hands in the bathroom and reaches for the bar of soap

*squish* its cake too

he even tastes it because why tf not?

at this point he's freaking out but only mildly because weird things have happened to him in the mornings (aka that one time osamu tried ventriloquism and left a puppet in his room)

so he makes out to leave his room only for him to grab the doorknob and finds his hand squishing eVEN MORE CAKE

atsumu looks down in horror at his hand which is covered in bits of red velvet cake and fondant spray-painted to look like metal

atsumu: NO IT-IT CAN'T BE

he starts clawing at the door to open it but the doorknob was aCTUALLY CAKE so he’s locked in

alexa, play the jaws theme song

and then he climbs out of the window only for his feet to sink in,,, guess what?

EVEN MORE CAKE

atsumu is waist-deep in cake and staring around in horror

what he thought was dirt was actually a crumbly chocolate cake and the grass turned out to be green icing frosted with one of ‘em weird frosting tips

u can say he was in a,,, stICKY SITUATION

i'm sorry i hav no frens jk

he scampers up to his feet and starts running out of the backyard and looking around wildly

atsumu: is the tree a tree??? no! those branches are made of icing??? are those houses spray-painted with edible color??? is the sky actually made of cotton candy???

aND THEN

he sees osamu walking around the neighborhood

atsumu: 'SAMU !!!

osamu turns around. there's a serene, knowing smile on his face that makes atsumu drop to his knees

osamu: it seems like you know the truth now

atsumu nods and looks around at the frosting-colored landscape. it looks real at first, but what layered monstrosity of carved cake, fondant, and frosting could be underneath?

atsumu: so... its all cake? 

osamu: it always was

atsumu: even... *he looks down at himself*

osamu: yes

atsumu touches his stomach and sees his hands sinking into the fabric of his shirt. his hands come away sticky: covered in pieces of vanilla cake, swiss merengue buttercream, and even slices of strawberry

atsumu: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH

and then he wakes up in bed with the same sound of his alarm blaring

atsumu's starts touching himself no, not in that way to make sure he's not cake

and then hesitates before turning off his alarm and sighing in relief when he finds out its just his alarm clock

atsumu: i should stop watching cake videos

the rest of his morning is quite normal except for a few 'it's not cake, right ???' moments

and then he heads out to his twin's house to leech on his food

surprisingly osamu's still asleep so atsumu barges into his bedroom and gets ready to jump on the bed like the good, considerate twin he is

atsumu: WAKE UP NERD *flops onto bed*

except,,, he feels and hears a familiar *squish*

atsumu: no,,,

he lifts the blankets up to find...

atsumu: *insert windows xp sound as he screams*

a few weeks earlier:

kita: osamu, there better be a good reason for you to come into my house with twenty-three boxes of cake mix

osamu: trust me, there is one

[3elphie]

making a cake for oikawa’s birthday.

headcanon : making a cake for oikawa’s birthday with aoba johsai as your little helpers.

so you asked everyone if they could come over to make a cake

ON THE DAY OF OIKAWAS BIRTHDAY because u guys were too indecisive to choose a day

and you had to text oikawa that you all would be busy for a couple hours which made him :((

funny thing is iwaizumi said he wasn’t going to make a cake for oikawa but here he is at your doorstep along with the others

so you give all of they ask for aprons but the thing is.... you only have girly ones

they’re like 😀😀😀😀

nd ur like “ok get the batter all over urself then” partly because u wanted to see them in a heart apron

so eventually they take it nd inside ur like Fuck yes but move on

you asked kunimi to get vanilla cake flour like the ones you find at the grocery stores

because you only had chocolate flour at ur house

“kunimi, can you give me the vanilla cake flour please!”

and he hands it over to you and ur like....

“these are brownies, kunimi.”

“oh shit sorry i just grabbed wtv i could”

so now you’re making chocolate cake!!!

out of everyone, i think iwaizumi would be the only like decent baker, he could bake a few things if he wanted to

but the rest...

you ask makki and hatsukawa to grab 2 eggs from the fridge, considering it’s an easy job

hatsukawa gives his egg to u just fine but here comes makki

“y/n, catch!” makki shouts across the room

you panick?!???? wtf makki this egg is not a ball!!!!

but ur hero iwaizumi saves it before it hits ur face 🥺

i’m js gna put you in the middle of everything, making the others put in cups one at a time would be tiring

so after you finish that, you ask kindaichi to kindly mix the batter with the automatic mixer

i think kindaichi would want to help, and he’ll put in his best effort too!! so he’ll turn the mixer on and

little does he know it’s on full speed

and the flour gets Everywhere.

“I’M SORRY, I’LL TRY HARDER!” he pleads as you pat his back saying it was ok

iwaizumi takes over the job... (cannot stop thinking about his biceps)

then the cake batter is done! while iwa mixed it you had already set the temp

yahaba decided it would be a good idea to put in pink, so the cake is now pretty and cute

but, kyotani thought it was a bit too cute... and dipped his finger in the batter and ate it 🙂

you all went silent as you guided him to get some water, hes gna need it

matsukawa would be like pink is too dull, let’s add more!!

resulting in half of the cake batter just being an explosion of colors

you finally manage to get it in the oven

“now time for the frosting!!!”

you were a bit scared to make the frosting, you knew the boys would eat it right away

and your predictions were not wrong...

yahaba is mixing nd he’s like.. my hand tired take kyotani

and mf stirs SO hard the frosting is all over the place

and so you and iwaizumi go to get clorox wipes to clean the half of the frosting that fell out the bowl up

but you come back to kyotani licking the floor and makki and hatsukawa licking the table

...

feels bad for kyotani he is literally going to barf

anyways you wait until the cake is done once you all are finished with the frosting

the boys had no mistakes with coloring the frosting, considering the we’re obsessed with food coloring

it’s all gone good and well, until you ask kunimi to check on the cake

instead of clicking the light on the oven, MF CLICKS THE OFF BUTTON

sigh

“whoops, my hand slipped”

“next time you won’t have a hand to slip ❤️”

you check on the cake anyways AND IT DEFLATED... LIKE THERES A SPACE IN THE MIDDLE THAT JUST SHRUNK and ur like wow this is going well

you put it in the oven for a bit more and it eventually comes out atleast edible

you then go back to watch tv so the cake can cool

“so, what’re we going to put in the middle of the cake boys.”

“SPRINKLES”

“i second that”

“yeah why not”

these headasses literally decided to put all the sprinkles in the hole instead of around the cake

but before that, you frosted the cake

it was and array of colors brown, red, white, orange, pink... more colors you didn’t know existed but the boys made it anyways

you asked who wanted to put the frosting on and iwaizumi IMMEDIATELY TOOK THE FROSTING BAG

in your head: ok he’s putting an h, a, p, p, y, b, d, a, y, s, h, i,

hold on

shittykawa

and he made it specifically on the brown section of the cake 😔

alright, it was finally time to call oikawa over

and so he acts clueless when you ask him to come inside but in reality he’s been waiting out there for five minutes about to barge in

he comes in like... where tf are you guys but he sees candles lit on what seemed like a cake behind the gifts on the kitchen counter

and before he could see the cake you all popped up singing happy bday

baby started crying 🥺🥺

you go over and pay his head and comfort him, leading to everyone giving him a group hug

you’re so nervous for him to see the cake

he heads over to the cake like “... 😀” pretending it looks nice

but he’s so happy you guys actually planned something

even though there was flour and eggs all over the place

he really appreciated the effort

he thought it was so sweet, it meaning the cake

anyways i love oikawa if i see any of u hating on him i’m gna grrrr at u

[dilf-manifester]

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wow :smirk: thank u for the ask 

1. coffee mugs, teacups, wine glasses, water bottles, or soda cans? wine glasses 😌✨they make me feel fancy yk how it is

2. chocolate bars or lollipops? lollipops ✨dunno why im like this but here i am ig

3. bubblegum or cotton candy? bubblegum bcs?? have yall tried the hello kitty grape bubblegum??? that shit slaps

4. how did your elementary school teachers describe you? as was with every gay person “a pleasure to have in class”

5. do you prefer to drink soda from soda cans, soda bottles, plastic cups or glass cups? cans bcs then i can crush it with my hands and flex on everyone else

6. pastel, boho, tomboy, preppy, goth, grunge, formal or sportswear? goth and formal bcs uhh yeah 

7. earbuds or headphones? earbuds 🤧i dont like the fact that people can hear ur music with headphones

8. movies or tv shows? uHHH i’d have to say tv shows 😩i can pay more attention to shorter episodes yk

9. favorite smell in the summer? the mix of humid summer air and those mosquito candles

10. game you were best at in p.e.? bro im gay did u actually think i would be good at pe 

11. what you have for breakfast on an average day? i don’t 🥰thanks for asking!

12. name of your favorite playlist? either songs for when the drip or fuck i got blood on my nice white shirt

13. lanyard or key ring? keyrings r better dont @ me

14. favorite non-chocolate candy? black licorice cats 😳😳they’re so good like holy shit

15. favorite book you read as a school assignment? the bell jar 😔👉👈its one of my favorite books to this day

16. most comfortable position to sit in? on the floor or with my legs hanging over the arm of the chair

17. most frequently worn pair of shoes? leopard print slip ons 🙈🙈they’re so comfortable i stg

18. ideal weather? snowy so i can just sit inside with the fireplace going and do some writing 

19. sleeping position? uHHHH idk what to call it but i think the closest thing is fetal position 😭

20. preferred place to write (i.e., in a note book, on your laptop, sketchpad, post-it notes, etc.)? honestly whatever scrap of paper is closest 😭im not picky

21. obsession from childhood? dinosaurs. that’s it that’s the post.

22. role model? i have a few but markiplier (cringe ik) and john green r my main ones🤧🤧🤧i just look up to them a lot yk

23. strange habits? i always have to knock on a door 5 times before entering and okay that might seem excessive but as it turns out idc

24. favorite crystal? malachite or tiger’s eye 😳

25. first song you remember hearing? brown sugar by the rolling stones 😭my mom used to have sticky fingers on vinyl so she used to play it constantly

26. favorite activity to do in warm weather? swim even tho i am AWFUL at it

27. favorite activity to do in cold weather? play in the snow or just sit inside with the fire going bcs im literally 5 years old mentally

28. five songs to describe you? she’s out of her mind by blink 182, goddamn by never loved, do what you want by ok go, impressive depressive by bad luck, and true romance by she wants revenge

29. best way to bond with you? just talk to me straight up or send me music recs pls

30. places that you find sacred? cemeteries and abandoned schools. they have a rlly specific vibe to them ngl

31. what outfit do you wear to kick ass and take names? uhhh so its rlly just my docs, black jeans, a mesh type undershirt and whatever top shirt i pull out of my drawer

32. top five favorite vines? is that a police??? im calling the weed❗❗, stAHp i could’ve dropped my croissant, that one where the alien’s walking on the treadmill, summer solstice summer summer solstice, and zach stop 

33. most used phrase in your phone? ‘omfg what the fuck’ bcs for some reason thats my automatic response to anything

34. advertisements you have stuck in your head?  whatever the fuck the ad for the 2001 buick lesabre was 

35. average time you fall asleep? like uHHH 12:15 am 🤧

36. what is the first meme you remember ever seeing? doge 😭😭idk why i remember it so vividly but my sister showed me the orignal doge meme and i thought it was the funniest shit

37. suitcase or duffel bag? suitcase 🤧they make me feel cool

38. lemonade or tea? both 🙈i’m an arnold palmer kinda mf

39. lemon cake or lemon meringue pie? lemon meringue pie 🤧banger dessert methinks

40. weirdest thing to ever happen at your school? a fence caught on fire in front of the science rooms bcs someone was smoking weed on the roof and threw their blunt on the dead bushes and everything went downhill from there

41. last person you texted? my grandma asking her if she could pick up some tomatoes from vons 🧍‍♂️

42. jacket pockets or pants pockets? JACKET POCKETS SUPREMACY❗❗❗

43. hoodie, leather jacket, cardigan, jean jacket or bomber jacket? ngl i wear all of those but i gotta go with the hoodie 🤧🤧

44. favorite scent for soap? lavender or vanilla rose😌✨

45. which genre: sci-fi, fantasy or superhero? sci-fi bcs uhh yea fuck it thats why

46. most comfortable outfit to sleep in? just an oversized shirt that’s it that’s the post

47. favorite type of cheese? swiss or havarti and you can fight me on that

48. if you were a fruit, what kind would you be? pineapple 😌😌😌

49. what saying or quote do you live by? ‘fuck’ -markiplier 2021

50. what made you laugh the hardest you ever have? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=553CfZAADag i swear the first time i saw that i laughed so hard i thought i was gonna die

51. current stresses? everything; next question

52. favorite font? comic sans bcs im 8 years old 

53. what is the current state of your hands? smoov and v well taken care of 

54. what did you learn from your first job? capitalism is the root of all evil and that traditional working is outdated also raise the minimum wage 

55. favorite fairy tale? vasilii the beggar 🤧🤧idk if anyone else knows it but its always been one of my favorites

56. favorite tradition? every year during rosh hashanah we go over to my uncle and tia’s house and i absolutely kick ass at mariokart bcs all my cousins suck at itn also lighting the hannukiah (hanukkah menorah)

57. the three biggest struggles you’ve overcome? low self esteem, anxiety over literally everything, and an inferiority complex (now replaced with a fucking god complex bcs there’s no inbetween for me)

58. four talents you’re proud of having? i can play like a bunch of instruments, im rlly good at writing, i’m good at building things and doing things with my hands, and i can identify what song’s playing rlly fast if i know it🤧

59. if you were a video game character, what would your catchphrase be? motherfucker or son of a bitch 😊😊😊

60. if you were a character in an anime, what kind of anime would you want it to be? slice of life like bro just please give me a break

[kiatkiat-tree]

Chaldea’s Cake Shop

A/N: thank u for reading! it means a lot to me. you can drop a commission if you want to support or have a scenario you want! 

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Da Vinci liked to engage in small talk with her clients. She learned many things about them, such as, but not limited to: all kinds of romantic ideas. Even a staff member the other day had accidentally talked of the perfect date in Paris, complete with a romantic dinner after visiting the Eiffel Tower at night. Maybe even a surprise proposal right there.

After realizing what she just said, though, the staff member escaped with bread in her arms and a blush on her cheeks. This encounter was just one of many, and for today, her target would be Fujimaru Ritsuka. Chaldea's only Master came in with a pouch full of Saint Quartz Fragments, dropping them onto the table where both parties could see.

“Exchanging fragments today, I see,” da Vinci commented, examining one of them for any blemishes. They came straight from the weekly missions, still pure and ready for trading. The Servant picked at each one of them while coming up with her newest obsession. “So, did you know June is when couples tie the knot?”

“E-excuse me?” Ritsuka stammered. It wasn't unexpected for da Vinci to ask questions, especially ones that had no connection to where they were right now. Still, marriage or relationships in general were just too embarrassing for the Master. Even the tips of her ears were hot and red.

While the poor girl sputtered about, da Vinci continued. “It seems like summer is a popular choice for young couples. Ritsuka-chan, when do you want to get married?” she asked. The fragments on her table were pretty, perfect, and were counted to be fourteen. “By the way, that's two Saint Quartz for you!”

Da Vinci turned her back on the Master, looking for the chest were she kept the Saint Quartz she had managed to merge. Meanwhile, Ritsuka's whole face resembled a tomato. Her hands were shaking by the time she received the two Saint Quartz, but she managed to answer the question. “I don't mind when I'll g-get married. I just want good cake.”

“Hmm? Cake?” Now, this was something da Vinci hadn't heard of from anyone in Chaldea yet. Wedding cakes were supposed to be extravagant, too. Ritsuka was sporting red cheeks, but she seemed to perk up at her mention of the food. “What kind of flavor?”

“I'm not sure,” the Master replied, placing her Saint Quartz in her pouch. The little spikes protruded from the fabric, making tents in them. Ritsuka calmed down a bit, easing into a more normal conversation about food. With the marriage aspect to it, anyway. “Back home, cake shops used to hold taste testing for couples. I wanted to try that at least once.”

The fond memory brought a smile to her face before the flustered expression returned. “W-wait! Um, after the whole thing is over! It's not like I have anyone in mind, of course,” Ritsuka added. She promptly pulled at her drawstring pouch before waving at da Vinci. “Thank you for today!”

As the Master skittered out of the room, her idea was stuck in the office. The Servant leaned against her worktable. She made bread and sold them, but what about cakes? She'll have to work in the kitchen, but that was fine by her. Da Vinci was already formulating a list of flavors in her head, as well as some toppings. Of course, the most important person here was the Master.

Taste testing on her own would be lonely. Ritsuka would be required to bring a 'partner' along for the testing, pretend or not. It would be entertaining to see who she would bring just for the sake of fulfilling a fantasy.

-

Ascension materials, medical supplies, mana sources for when she was incapacitated... Ritsuka had a lot of things to mull over for the whole week. She was too busy checking the ascension pieces and items to remember she had to gather embers for her Archers today. While most of her Archers were maxed out in training, she still needed spare embers for newer ones, or—

“Master,” Karna's calm voice and the feeling of hitting something sturdy snapped her out of her trance. The girl had apparently walked into his arms, bumping her forehead against the crystal embedded in his chest. Ritsuka rubbed at the sore spot, but she still looked up at him with a questioning gaze. As busy as she was, she couldn't ever imagine rejecting Karna.

“Heyo-Chal-deluxe!” Ritsuka greeted and raised her hand. She laughed as Karna returned her high-five. The girl had a half a mind to curl her hand around his before she lowered hers. The thought of holding his hand lingered for a moment, a blush blooming on her face before she went back to the matter at hand. “What do you need?”

“You seemed stressed, Master. Have you taken a break today?” he asked. His gaze on her never faltered, making Ritsuka even feel guiltier. She wasn't really in the position to take a break when there were so many things needed to be done. Karna saw right through her, though. “You have been working hard all morning. Da Vinci has asked me to bring you to her, if I ever see you.”

Ritsuka didn't bother hiding the shocked expression on her face. Now, Karna had a history of being asked by people to do things (even as a joke), so the Master couldn't help but feel a little annoyed. She eyed the Servant suspiciously. “It's not another one of her errands, is it?”

“No, she asked me to take you there with someone at your side,” Karna replied. “She said taste-testing wouldn't be as fun when you're alone. Master, do you have anyone in mind?”

“Taste-testing, huh. Maybe this is for one of her special bread mixes?” Ritsuka said. In that case, there probably couldn't be anything bad coming out of this. Da Vinci wasn't a bad baker, too. She tilted her head, smiling at Karna. “Why don't you join me, Karna? If you're not too busy, of course.”

“If that will be alright with you,” he said. His eyes softened as Ritsuka laughed in excitement.

“Let's go get this bread!”

When da Vinci invited them to the cafeteria, a small part reserved just for them, Ritsuka imagined it would smell like freshly-baked bread and maybe some other spices she was experimenting with. The pair didn't expect thin bars of cake along with other toppings and creams, as well as prepared slices lined up neatly. It almost looked like...

“Oho! You're here, Ritsuka-chan!” the Servant said, waving at the pair. Da Vinci donned a chef costume, complete with a chef hat and everything. Ritsuka felt her blush return, looking equally amazed and horrified. Karna, however, didn't seem to understand the specific event. “You brought Karna as your groom-to-be, hm?”

“W-what!?” the girl covered her face with her hands. It didn't make her blush any less obvious, but at least she had shame. Ritsuka could finally remember the awkward conversation she had with da Vinci, and it made her want to crawl into a hole. She didn't even know if Karna knew what this was about. The Master turned to her Servant. “Karna—“

“The food da Vinci has prepared look delicious, Master,” Karna said. A whole weight was lifted off Ritsuka's shoulders when she realized he didn't know what this was all about. Ritsuka softly groaned before taking a seat in front of the cake samples, waiting for Karna. “Although, everything here is cake.”

“Yes, they're wedding cake samples,” da Vinci proudly introduced, making a grand gesture in her equally-grand costume. Ritsuka couldn't help but blush an even deeper shade of red. The Servant beside her was calm and collected, though, as if this was an educational class. With da Vinci as their host, it might as well be one.

“Wedding cake sampling... Ritsuka-chan said it was her dream, so here we are at Chaldea's Cake Shop!” the Servant in front of them continued. “Now, wedding cake testing is usually done by the groom and the bride. After all, you're the ones getting married! Now, let's start off with the cake flavors. Vanilla, chocolate...”

As da Vinci started naming all the flavors present, Ritsuka softly nudged Karna. She was careful of the spikes, but her movement still caught his attention all the same. The Master leaned towards him before speaking up in a whisper, “I'm sorry for dragging you to this, Karna.”

“I am quite enjoying it, Master,” he reassured her, picking up a fork to cut off a piece of the vanilla base. Ritsuka half-expected Karna to eat it with a straight face, but the cake moving towards her mouth was the opposite of that. Her eyes zeroed in on the cake being offered to her. “Have a piece, Master. After all, we need to plan the wedding cake.”

[shytiff]

Small Dec Wins

i cant believe its December already tf?!?!?!

1 - poli KIA today. saw a mother who cant feel the movement of their baby. the senior midwife tried to find the baby’s heart beat but not finding it. she said she hopes she were wrong. fell asleep at 3pm-ish, woke up super hungry. ate. i swear i feel like my weight when i measured it this morning was ~52, but after eating its close to 54 lol. eating banana and chocolate nextar is yummm. dalbang today is hella funny as always and suuper endearing. fell asleep after dalbang, didnt study hufttt

2 - today im at igd but joined azkia at vk for a bit to see partus. its not that im scared (maybe not consciously) but when the mom was being stitched i felt lightheaded, nausea, cold extremities, and i even had to squat multiple times because i couldnt stand. But i felt better after the partus so maybe seeing it was the cause. I did not feel scared at all honestly ._. and i’ve seen multiple partus before. i dont know why. i can literally feel my symphatetic tone giving out lmaoo. tried matcha latte with Cy matcha powder. it tasted more milky and grassy. mom thought it tasted like nori. i prever cocodeli alll the way (although Cy is cheaper). i think it also has a bit of caffeine that made me feel awake like a normal person should be. 

3 - today is vk but there’s no patient so thank god i saw sumn yesterday. did some cicil ukmppd in the morning accompanied by matcha latte. tried to order dufan tickets and i couldnt find my damn ktp...... fell asleep after worrying about said ktp

4 - matcha latte in the car, swab at lmk, went to dufan by tj with willy, had quite some funn with atikah nila willy amel pupuy. first time trying kereta misteri, quite fun. it rained after ashar so we didnt ride anything after that. turns out my ktp was at barel’s fotocopy lmaoo thankyou ara for picking it. went to solaria ancol afterwards, picked up by mom. i didnt tell her in the morning that i was going to dufan lmao. plenary @ zoom 19 pm. rapat nemo. fell asleep.

5 - went to lmk by tj to surprise clara. went back home and fell asleep. didnt rly do anything afterwards because this ragged body gets tired easily and i dont eat much recently. i can feel the difference before and after eating and there’s actual energy after eating. its not that im hungry though, but i feel less energized. felt annoyed terrible and just wanna lay in bed (this is unrelated with the less food in my system). even though i met up with friends

6 - after LOTS of sleeping i feel somehow better but not to a ‘normal’ amount. watched kimbab family videos. did power vinyasa by doogether with fianti. took a shower and ate indomie and i felt quite normal, except i slept again wtf. i thought i would have the second half of the day but nah. did self tryouts with fianti, 150 FDI questions. I got 96/150 right. huft. such a great reality check

7 - poli lansia with dokter isip, matcha latte in the afternoon rly helps me not sleeping the day away, packed up for depok

8 - poli umum with dr gita (helped doing phys exam), packed the rest of my stuff, ate some risol and matcha lattteee in the car, took swab results, picked up hazmats etc, zoom discussion with FT PKM Kalideres (dr gita) on the way, and i finally arrived at tamel. dinner is granola with vsoy. Taste like a slightly wet granola bar, nutty fiber-y vibe

9 - walked in ui with ara, managed to jog from the trees near st ui until kuburan bikun wow. i reached that point where my leg and heart were going in a steady unburdened pace and my willpower to keep going on was tested. tried the signature steak in Double U Steak by Chef Widi, while ara tried ribeye. the ribeye was more tender than the signature. but the seasoning in the signature is quite delish, salty and oily without being too much (like futago ya). read poppyland fast pass from ara’s phone omg season 1 is finally complete! went to coftof (omgggg i miss this place), it looks different now. ordered matcha latte and it tasted weirdly like a soy milk although ara doesnt feel that way. the matcha tasted weird. wont repurchase. read chainsaw man, its so entertaining, funny and deep at the same time. denji mess around and be too naive sometimes but hes lowkey hot lmaooo. aki is lovvvvve.

10 - first day at rsud budhi asih. had moesli combined with granola + vsoy for brekkie. went back to tamel at 3 pm. it rained when i got back. bought warteg lugina worth 32k. walked to sbux for tumbler day its been a while since i had their matcha latte. it tasted quite good, but not as good as i remembered (?) maybe bcs i asked for non fat milk. sbux closes at 8 pm for now hikss

11 - left tamel at about 7:10 and arrived on budhi asih at 08:54 yalll the traffic. Icu. Bought eatlah double and ate the salted egg part. Nap. ICU discussion with dr Dedi @8pm. I presented from my phone to save data hehe,,

12 - woke up at 8, eatlah brown butter for brekkie, symcard, saladstop's caesar salad for lunch (quite 'eneg' because i didnt eat the cheese evenly so the chicken and cheese were eaten last after the vegs are out. The vegetable's not that variative, and the non vegs make the salad taste delicious (albeit maybe not THAT healthy). Evening jog @UI and i realized i can get wifi sitting near the lake n library. Stared at the night sky from my room, i swear the sky seems super clear. Saw tiny fireworks in the distance

13 - ate muesli and saladstop’s banana walnut cake, symcard, bought moon chicken and saladpoint. lunch was egg salad and the wings. the original tasted so good like??? maybe i havent had msg for a while. also tried big bang, not too spicy which is nice. cicil ukmppd. put my laundry at buih barel lmaoo. try out with fianti. got 70/100

14 - breakfast was salad and leftover chicken. today was bangsal with angga armand. the geriatric patient has a loud murmur yall (and scoliosis, so much that the heart looks distorted). went to margo city to see sales, but when i think about it id rather just thrift stuff lmao. bought lugina. slept through kuliah guru besar. writing this in yellow truck coffee, that had 2 customers on the 1st floor including me. tried banana milk. yall after trying to drink less sugar the beverage tasted super sweet. my headache just goes away. sugar is magic but unhealthy whyyyyy.

15 - igd siang with indah. This body sure is frail. Did cbd with dr afifah AND rescheduled pleno. Rip mobile data i have to use for hotspot.

16 - ok today. Inserted goedel and did bagging. I bagged the patient the wrong way at first (too much). Thankfully the nurses were kind and taught us a lot :) watched some bts content. I feel like after reading househusband my tiktok page is now immensely funnier. Dalbang is also hilarious as always. Put on ginseng sheet mask (smells quite strong)

17 - bangsal. snacked on fried chicken. matcha latte starbucks (turns out its quite full here) and liqo about keeping our tongues in check

18 - arrived at icu. And then opened line. Turns out hadin's swab is positive, so agung kak iman and me have to isolate and swab. So i went back. Ordered kanayam chicken and fish and tempe. Nasi liwet tasted goood damn. Sleptt in the afternoon. Pleno at 4 pm (entered the room 4:30). Had no motivation to do anything. Azkia is getting married! Spent 20 mins formulating words to congratulate her lmaoo

19 - osce simulation, kak nanu was so kind and encouraging. Did try out solid. Lunch is fish bite pasta with melted cheese (cause i had to reach the minimum amount for promo). It got cold so its not that good (pairing it with self made mentai sauce, mixing the mayo and chili, is way much better). Jogged in ui (and searched for wifi). Approached by someone selling haraus coffee (25k), saying that some earnings will be for charity. Its basically sweet. Can barely taste the coffee.

20 - had kanayam for lunch (brekkie is almost always muesli lately). The nasi liwet tasted much better the first time. Walked to yellow truck coffee in the pouring rain. Got banana milk. Saw webinar ksk (electrolyte correction and dr nadhira talkshow). What i got from it is that, dr nadhira is a different person from the first place. Shes visionary, knows what she want and not afraid to reach it. The mindset is different. Even if i try as hard as her, her propensity to growth is different. Cicil ukmppd. Try out with fianti (got 72/100). Talked for an hour about love and marriage and engagements (there are so much of it lately)

21 - leftover kanayam for brekkie, also ate roti salman in cikini st. swab today (met kris, nessa and others). muesli for lunch. i thought my body felt a bit warm, so i decided to find sumn to eat. tried kedai abu bakar’s spaghetti brulee. its okay. maybe because its not too cheesy or meaty, mainly bechamel sauce. the one pupuy made is much tastier. finished the whole 10x20 portion in 2 eating sesh. cicil ukmppd @ bed in the evening (somehow felt refreshed enough to be able to concentrate in bed)

22 - went early to icu to put dops form. lugina for early lunch. i feel like my metabolism is faster? or my body is not so much in calorie deficit mode anymore and it got greedier lmao i used to just ignore hunger but not now, for health. starbiiies tumbler day. ordered black tea latte with non fat milk and vanilla syrup (because raspberry syrup is no more). did cbd geri ppt. 

23 - finally knew the swab result bcs kak iman asked kak farras. thankfully negative. igd with jordi. quite a few chances to do iv line, but i failed 2 times. managed to do iv injection to insert 2 drugs. saw the worst cpr ive ever seen in my life. its too slow, with maximal interruption. fish bite for lunch. wasted the rest of my day

24 - originally intended to run but i cant bring myself out of bed. packed up my stuff. picked up by mom. got the paper result of swab, got ksk from kelvyn @ capitol. can finally drink self-made matcha latte again, but it tasted horrible. i know cy matcha doesnt have that much going on, but even this is low even for them. previously i was starting to get used to the grassy smell.

25 - my lil bro remarked “maybe shes depressed because she doesnt have her chair”. fuck yall. this “depression” that im in is caused by this very place and the people. and im supposed to still muster the strength to study for ukmppd AND get my face together for solid book photoshoot. that shit is too much. this is why the money that goes to cafe, and the bike ride there is worth it for my sanity. after showering, things felt a bit better. had absolutely no will to study today. ate muesli with a bit of matcha latte.

26 - muesli for breakfast. matcha latte is lyfff ive probably said this before but it ~somehow~ makes me feel normal and not in a slump. like im a regular person. with normal moods. and not wanting to sleep all the time. i try to do ukmppd exercises but the pace is so fucking slow, bcs im distracted by get rich haha,,,. the latest potn update (64) is omgggg the mixed feelings? love? hate? anger? everything and nothing? the ~tension and passion~? im obsessed. watched a ton of bts content today and yesterday lmao.

27 - nasi kebuli for brekkie. went to flavola, im the first customer lmao. tried kopi susu coklat, tasted quite close enough to janjiw’s kopi soklat. had the same ~improved mood and concentration~ effect. tried to read ksk. bought milky banana 1L from puyo to give dajen (its his bday yesterday) (i feel prompted (?) to gift people when theyve given a present to me) (because my love lang is not gift giving at all so i barely think abt gifts lmao). talked with sum 33 ipa guys @ dajens house. yay appropriate amount of social battery charging. tryout with fianti, padi this time. got 67/100. 

28 - ate muesli with matcha latte after breakfast. cicil ukmppd. Listened to yoongi's vlive until i fell asleep lol. 2 burger and salad for dinner. omggg hansol revealed his gf. 

29 - spent half of my day tidying up the mess that is my room. figured out what to wear for solid book photoshoot with fianti, ara. matcha latte terosss. phd for dinner. 

30 - breakfast is muesli with cimory choco hazelnut. mom made matcha chocolate brownies. tryna study. slow pace terosss. read some padi materials. dalbang.

31 - bought vsoy low sugar and multigrain. moved my body a bit to youtube videos. showered. felt better. it also rained (which i love). the pleasant mood only lasted til the evening. did nothing from 7pm even though im not sleepy. cant tell when did i start to sleep

and just like that, 2020 kkeut. its sad to say i dont rly remember much remarkable things this year. other than the trip and memories with minor rotation friends. i just remember wasting my life away in my house. i guess that’s the danger of living a monotone life. sometimes you gotta invest some time to have fun, to have motivation to live on and do things. not doing this makes it difficult to live day by day. and friends. meeting friends, seeing new stuff. that helps me live. 

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GET TO KNOW THE BLOGGER.

Can be used for RP and non-RP blogs to get to know a bit about the person behind the screen!

1. FIRST NAME: i go by masha online :v

2. STRANGE FACT ABOUT YOURSELF: when i was five years old, my family and i lived in a nursing home :oc or a. i guess technically it was more of a. oh. i mean it was a nursing home, but it was one that was specifically Set Up to handle seniors and Others with. erm. psychological issues coughs

i still remember some of the residents, and i also remember occasionally helping out with some of them, too. you know. in Very Small Ways bc i was just barely Not a literal toddler lmao

3. TOP THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU FIND ATTRACTIVE ON A PERSON: uhhhfjfkea;gerrr???? i’m automatically drawn to noses for some reason, particularly if they’re. A Certain Shape. also eyebrows/eyelashes thinking emoji and uhhhhh idk i guess maybe hands/wrists?? idek dude i’m frickn asexual as hell lmao

4. A FOOD YOU COULD EAT FOREVER AND NOT GET BORED OF: so i usually say dumplings of any sort and from any cuisine (potstickers, ravioli, empanadas, pirozhki, steamed buns, u name it), but i was recently reminded that scotch eggs are A Thing and

inhales

5. A FOOD YOU HATE: HOMINY......... CAULIFLOWER............. whispers asparagus hhhhh i also can’t do stewed tomatoes oh g o d

6. GUILTY PLEASURE: right now it’s probably dollmakers and watching hetalia mmd videos on youtube lmao lies down

7. WHAT DO YOU SLEEP IN: whatever clothes i wore the day before finger guns

8. SERIOUS RELATIONSHIPS OR FLINGS: i mean probably neither, but if i had to choose, i’m. a little bit. ??? toward flings 6_6

9. IF YOU COULD GO BACK IN THE PAST AND CHANGE ONE THING ABOUT YOUR LIFE, WOULD YOU AND WHAT WOULD IT BE: g o d. the two biggest things i can think of are that i wouldn’t have dropped out of school rip i guess maybe in the long run it wouldn’t have changed much in the way of my schooling, but. idk. maybe i’d still have a friend or two rip

the other is that i wish i’d managed to live alone longer than i had

10. ARE YOU AN AFFECTIONATE PERSON: to those i know well, yes

11. A MOVIE YOU COULD WATCH OVER AND OVER AGAIN: fjife;a kung fu panda 2 lmao also honestly a lot of the x-men movies fall under this for some reason

12. FAVORITE BOOK: a little princess, house of leaves, on the beach, and almost anything by h.g. wells, but especially war of the worlds. also i can’t not mention the secret garden and little women

13. YOU HAVE THE OPPORTUNITY TO KEEP ANY ANIMAL AS A PET, WHAT DO YOU CHOOSE: i mean, i admit i am the type of person who is inordinately happy keeping dogs as pets bc they pretty much hit every one of my Needs for a pet, but the idea of owning like. something really really Big and fluffy Sends Me ngl

WAIT LET ME COME IN DAYS LATER AND ADMIT THAT HAVING A PET SEAL WOULD PROBABLY BE MY DOWNFALL

14. TOP FIVE FICTIONAL SHIPS [IF YOU ARE AN RP BLOG, YOU CAN USE YOUR OWN SHIPS AS WELL]: oh lord UHHHH don’t judge me ok but my favorites are probablyyyy 

) beerus/whis (dragon ball) ) euroshipping kaiba/bakura (yugioh) ) sora/kairi/riku (kingdom hearts) ) i think it’s called stormshipping now?? fubuki/manjoume (yugioh gx) ) bad friends trio OT3 (hetalia)

y. yeah. tried to go with a Variety of different fandoms rip

15. PIE OR CAKE: whichever one cheesecake counts as >8| but honestly probably pie, bc i frickn love pumpkin pie, chocolate silk pie, lemon meringue pie, cherry pie, key lime pie, hershey’s cookies & cream pie-- i mean the list is practically endless lmao

16. FAVORITE SCENT: SO MANY. cucumber melon, aloe vera, lysol, rubbing alcohol, BLEACH......... sweet pea, gardenia, actual rose, actual vanilla, ginger, white tea g o d you will find me literally standing in the soap and body wash aisle for a good thirty to forty-five minutes just smelling what they offer there lmao......................

17. CELEBRITY CRUSH: idk uhhhh weird al? lmao

18. IF YOU COULD TRAVEL ANYWHERE, WHERE WOULD YOU GO: I WANT TO GO TO RUSSIA SOMEDAY but also i’d love to revisit sorrento and capri and florence and assisi 

19. INTROVERT OR EXTROVERT: in the middle-ish but leaning somewhat heavily toward introvert :v

20. DO YOU SCARE EASILY: i am a very Jumpy person lmao but. other than that, it really depends on what you’re doing to scare me thinking emoji history has shown me i tend to keep a cool head in emergencies

21. IPHONE OR ANDROID: telegram. ya whippersnapper *tapdances out*

22. DO YOU PLAY ANY VIDEO GAMES: at the moment? no orz but i still consider myself fans of games like animal crossing, kingdom hearts, twewy, uhhhhh monster hunter, super smash brothers, MARIO KART.... and also majora’s mask is probably my all-time favorite game thinking emoji

i’m also a big fan of star fox and any number of survival horror games, but they’re generally too Difficult for me to actually play rip

23. DREAM JOB: god for probably like ten years or more i’ve dreamed of being a comic creator lies down i’ve pretty much given up on that one tho. but i’d also just Love being able to do something related to drawing-- especially in animation. i also will always mourn not being able to be a teacher bc i love the act itself of teaching, but. well. mornings and me Do Not Mix. so. when i’m feeling more practical, the truth is i want very much to be a hospice nurse

24. WHAT WOULD YOU DO WITH A MILLION DOLLARS: l o r d firST THING-- get my education squared up and out of the way >:u and probably also pay off my student debt i already have. hrmmm. maybe buy a house. definitely move out, that’s for sure. take my mom to italy and/or ireland

25. FICTIONAL CHARACTER YOU HATE: iiiiiii. er. i mean, i can’t think of any off the top of my head?? i don’t tend to hate characters tbh scratches head the most i get is neutral toward them lmao

26. FANDOM THAT YOU WERE ONCE A PART OF BUT AREN’T ANY LONGER: well. i kinda tend to cycle through old fandoms, so i can’t really think of any that i was once part of that i also have no interest whatsoever in going back to

i guess there’s some that i hesitate to get drawn too deeply into, just bc of their reputations or. honestly sometimes just bc i’m Just Not That Into It lmao

i could maaaybe put star wars here? bc it was technically my very first fandom back when i was like ten years old and the phantom menace had just come out fjfie;ahg YES I AM THAT OLD SHHH i was really into it at the time, and i still enjoy the universe itself and all, but. i can’t say i’ve felt compelled to really Join The Fandom

tagged by. whispers stolen from @sakuraari​

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VERY LONG  CHARACTER  SURVEY !! RULES.  repost ,   don’t  reblog  !    tag  10  ! good  luck  ! TAGGED.  stolen !!! TAGGING. anyone who wants to do this tbh cuz this is long as shit and i dont want anyone to do this who might not be able to aljdhfskjdhkj

BASICS. FULL  NAME : galo thymos NICKNAME : himbo, idiot, rookie, newbie, #1 firefighting idiot AGE : 21 BIRTHDAY : june 30 ETHNIC  GROUP : japanese (+ korean / western european) NATIONALITY : american LANGUAGE / S : english / japanese / studied french and spanish SEXUAL  ORIENTATION : demisexual ROMANTIC  ORIENTATION : biromantic RELATIONSHIP  STATUS : single HOME  TOWN / AREA : promeopolis (i envision this being around nyc / tri-state area) CURRENT  HOME : lives with older sister and niece PROFESSION : firefighter, undergraduate student

PHYSICAL. SKIN : pretty fair tan, but he sometimes appears a little darker than usual. his skin does a strange thing where it changes shade in different lighting. his skin is usually smooth, but right after getting finished with work, he sometimes is covered in dust and appears somewhat dried out. EYES : slightly upturned, deep-set, wide and somewhat of an almond shape. irises are usually very round, and are a bluish-cyan color. pupils often alight with mischief. in intense lighting, you can see a little red dot reflecting off his eyes. LIPS : pretty thin and nude, hard to notice. matches his skin tone very well. usually quite smooth. tends to get chapped after working. COMPLEXION : pretty fair, but in different lighting, he can look a lot tanner than what he really is. BLEMISHES : he has a few moles here and there, but overall his skin is fairly clear and clean. he doesn’t suffer from acne nearly as much as he did when he was in grade school. SCARS : he has some tiny, barely noticeable acne scars on his face, chin, and neck. the most noticeable ones are on his left arm from when he was practically set alight by a burnish flame. these are thick and quote coarse, and can cause some discomfort when touched. he also has a very small nick in his left ear, which was how his sister identified him when he found her after being separated from their family after the burnish incident when he was a kid. TATTOOS : an arrow that goes right below the nape of his neck to the middle of his back. the point is at about the small of his back, and there are a few decorations along the arrow. HEIGHT : 6′0, 183 cm WEIGHT : 165 lbs, ~75 kg BUILD : very muscular, quite athletic. very beefy arms, strong chest, well-built abdominals. however, his thighs and waist are pretty thin and trim. FEATURES : his most distinct features are his dramatic haircut and scars on his left arm, as well as the small white line on the outer helix of his left ear. his chest and shoulders are also quite broad in comparison to his rather thin waist. ALLERGIES : slight peanut allergy, dust, pollen. USUAL  HAIR  STYLE : undercut with a dramatic, spiky blue mohawk. USUAL  FACE  LOOK : mischievous smile or smirk; sometimes looks a bit wistful, like he’s thinking about something. USUAL  CLOTHING : is normally shirtless, wearing thick red firefighter pants with a yellow “3.” most often wears black rubber boots, black gloves, ear lobe piercings, and an industrial piercing. sometimes wears a black tee-shirt.

PSYCHOLOGY. FEAR / S : spiders, bugs, needles, being in love (kind of), losing his sister or niece, finding out his parents are dead. ASPIRATION / S : to continue his firefighting career, to receive a masters in emergency medical technology / fire prevention & safety technology. POSITIVE  TRAITS : brave, caring, friendly, modest. NEGATIVE  TRAITS : daring, reckless, sensitive, over-attachment. MBTI : entertainer (ESFP-A) ZODIAC : cancer TEMPEREMENT : choleric / sanguine SOUL  TYPE / S : performer ANIMALS : zebra VICE  HABIT / S : twiddling thumbs, jiggling leg (usually the right), twirling & playing with hair, biting nails, chewing lips, swearing, sighing, pen clicking. FAITH : none; would consider himself agnostic. GHOSTS ? : yes. AFTERLIFE ? : not sure. REINCARNATION ? : not sure, but leaning towards no. ALIENS ? : yes. POLITICAL  ALIGNMENT : independent, opinions slightly more left-leaning EDUCATION  LEVEL : graduate student

FAMILY. FATHER : nikanor thymos MOTHER : agape thymos SIBLINGS : danai thymos (older sister) EXTENDED  FAMILY : james (ex-brother-in-law), aria (niece) NAME  MEANING / S : his first name is of an unknown meaning, but it could mean “from gaul” in greek. his last name comes from the greek word “thumos”, which means “spiritedness” or “the need of recognition.” HISTORICAL  CONNECTION ? : not that we know of, i think ???

FAVORITES. BOOK : harry potter / hunger games MOVIE : the lion king 5  SONGS : rick astley - never gonna give you up, lady gaga - born this way, beyonce - countdown, ariana grande - god is a woman, pitbull - timber (feat. kesha) DEITY : zeus HOLIDAY : christmas MONTH : july SEASON : summer PLACE : his bedroom / the lounge at work WEATHER : partly cloudy SOUND : meditation sounds SCENT / S : coffee, flowers, fresh baked desserts, fresh pizza, light cologne TASTE / S : coffee, vanilla cake, milk chocolate, parmesan cheese, green tea anything tbh FEEL / S : soft blankets, comfy pillows, loose-fitting clothes ANIMAL / S : dogs NUMBER : 13 COLORS : teal blue / flame red

EXTRA. TALENTS : piano, singing, writing, linguistics, thinking quickly, firefighting BAD  AT : drawing (sort of), getting himself organized, following orders (sometimes) TURN  ONS : kindness, sensitivity, acceptance, openness, agreeableness TURN  OFFS : irresponsibility, lack of free time, ignorance HOBBIES : piano, singing, writing (stories, poems, etc), karate TROPES : ambiguously gay, antiquated linguistics, broken tears, calling your attacks, the chosen one, firemen are hot, going commando, hunk, idiot hero, innocently insensitive, large ham, mr. fanservice, oblivious to love, the protagonist, rookie red ranger, scars are forever, shonen hair, you gotta have blue hair (found here, there’s a lot more actually) QUOTES : “medals are made to be awarded to and from people who deserve them.” / “you can’t just kill for no reason!” / “[i’m] the universe’s #1 firefighting idiot!”

MUN QUESTIONS. Q1 :   if  you  could  write  your  character  your  way  in  their  own  movie ,   what  would  it  be  called ,  what  style  would  it  be  filmed  in ,  and  what  would  it  be  about ? A1 : honestly??? i think i would keep it the way it is, BUT i would like to have seen some more canonical information about galo’s family. as of right now, we know that kray saved him after his family was attacked by the burnish. if i were to direct a new movie about galo, i would focus it mainly on his family. Q2 : what  would  their  soundtrack / score  sound  like ? A2 : i think it would be a mix of melancholic music as well as more upbeat stuff. on my blog’s main page there are links in the sidebar to both a soundtrack playlist as well as a pop music playlist; i definitely think it’s fair that a variety of genres would suit him and his experiences. Q3 : why  did  you  start  writing  this  character ? A3 : when i first watched promare, i was instantly drawn to this buffoon himbo. i’ve always had a thing for upbeat, energetic characters who are also quite caring and a bit dumb (which yes galo is very smart but he has his moments). while their personalities differ greatly (despite having the same personality type), he reminds me a lot of lance from vld, who i absolutely adore as well (and i also rp him too oops) Q4 : what  first  attracted  you  to  this  character ? A4 : again, probably his personality. while i’m not as energetic and upbeat as galo and i have a very, very different personality type than him, i feel like i definitely do understand him. i understand why he feels he needs to be overly confident, and i also have my moments where i just need to storm off and be alone. god i could write paragraphs and paragraphs about why i like galo but i wanna keep it short and sweet and just stick with those two points, which i consider to be the biggest points. Q5 : describe  the  biggest  thing  you  dislike  about  your  muse. A5 : look, i know i said i liked confidence, but something about galo that annoys me is the fact that he can often seem too confident. like yeah he seemed pretty humble in that pizza scene at the beginning of the movie, but i can’t help but feel a twinge of annoyance towards people who put themselves right into the center of attention and be all like “yeah i know i’m great.” like my boy i love you but do u have to announce urself every time u appear on the scene??? and pls stop being so reckless u honestly might die too soon one of these days we want u to be around for us to enjoy u Q6 : what  do  you  have  in  common  with  your  muse ? A6 : i definitely feel like we both have our moments where we just need some peace and quiet. of course, everyone needs this, but when galo talked about running off when he was pissed reminded me of me; i tend to go and cool off and vent to myself if i’m annoyed about something. we’re both naturally people-oriented and love to be around others, even though galo likes being the center of attention a little bit more than myself. Q7 : how  does  your  muse  feel  about  you ? A7 : in the sense that if galo were real, i honestly think we would get along fairly well. we have different ways of dealing with things, but we have similar habits and personality traits. however when it comes to rp blogs, while i do like to headcanon things about my muses that mirror my own opinions and beliefs, i do consider the mun/muse relationship fairly symbiotic. we as real people can learn so much from fictional characters and in how we play them, and of course, the mun will determine some things about the muse that will deter from canon. Q8 : what  characters  does  your  muse  have  interesting  interactions  with ? A8 : i just started this blog and have had very minimal interactions, so it’s hard to say ! i’d say that an interaction with a kray muse would be the most interesting. part of me wants galo to forgive kray and to have a better relationship with him post-movie canon, but there’s still so much about galo and kray’s relationship pre-movie as well; what was their relationship like? was kray like a father to galo? how can i describe the psychological mindset that galo had after finding out that kray betrayed him? there’s so much about these two that i really want to discover and look at, while of course providing my own insight (cuz that’s what muns do, right?). Q9 : what  gives  you  inspiration  to  write  your  muse ? A9 : i like to study galo’s actions in the movie, and try to find the underlying cause of the actions he takes. however, when it comes to headcanons, i will often think of a scene or an idea in my head and then internally apply it to galo and see if it works. this is usually what kindles my writing fire: the thoughts that often rush through my head. Q10 : how  long  did  this  take  you  to  complete ? A10 : like two whole days lmao im so slow

[jungshookz]

ceo!yoongi - the proposal

→ pairing: min yoongi x reader

→ genre: ceo!au, the fluffiest fluff, a lil bit of n s f w 

→ wordcount: 3.1k 

→ notes: first drabble ever!!! surprisingly a loT of you guys wanted more ceo!yoongi after i started the character ask game (that is stiLL open pls spam my inbox) so here you go!!! i might do more drabbles like this with any of my stories so if y’all want a particular scenario just let me know and i can make ur wildest dreams come tru and as usual the gif isn’t mine! 

yoongi’s never been so nervous in his entire life before. 

“i’m sO excited like i was literally thinking about ice cream the moment we got up this morning”

you look like a kid with your face basically pressed up against the glass as you look down at the array of ice cream flavours

yoongi mentioned yesterday that he was in the mood for dessert which is honestly suCh a rarity so of course you had to jump at the opportunity to return to the ice cream parlour that is now yours and yoongi’s special lil place

the last time you were here you had the cinnamon toast crunch flavour which was reaLLy good but you wanna branch out and try something different

every time you guys come here yoongi lets you pick out a flavour for him because you refuse to let him get his low-fat low-fun vanilla frozen yogurt

“whoever decided to put s’mores into ice cream is a certified genius” you mutter to yourself and your mouth basically starts watering when you catch sight of cookie dough cheesecake ice cream!!

whOmstve comes up with these flavours???????

you want to eat ice cream all day every day

if only diabetes wasn’t a thing

“close your mouth, baby.” yoongi can’t help but chuckle and he reaches over to tap your chin shut “you take your time. i’ll be over there.”

you roll your eyes when he hands you his card as per usual

he never lets you pay and you have to admit you’re becoming a wee bit spoilt

“no. it’s on me, boss” you tuck his card into his pocket and pat his chest gently

“but-“

“one more word out of you and i’ll make sure to ask them to add extra sprinkles and chocolate sauce on your ice cream”

yoongi’s eyes widen at your threat

the ice cream alone is sweet enough

but with extra sprinkles anD chocolate sauce

he could die

no

he wiLL die

“alright. you got me there.”

“hm. i know.”

yoongi smiles and he can’t help but pull you in closer with an arm wrapped around your waist

it’s pretty late so PDA isn’t a big deal because there aren’t a lot of people here at this hour

“stubborn as a mule, you are”

good god he adores you

“go and warm up our booth for us” you poke his nose

yoongi nods and leans down to give you a sweet little kiss before squeezing your hip and drawing away from you then heading off to your guys’ usual spot

he seems a little off today but the two of you had a long night yesterday (wink wonk) so you’re not that surprised but even after a long night (wink wonk) he’s not usually thIs out of it

you don’t think too much of it though

he’s been super busy at work lately

you should know considering you’re the one organising his schedules

the other day he had like eight meetings back to back

the poor man

when he disappears to the back you turn your attention back to the triLLION and one flavours

every time you come in here you’re always making hard decisions

chocolate chip cookie vanilla swirl vs peach cobbler feels more like a life or death situation

“okay, let’s see…”

meanwhile

yoongi doesn’t know if he’s ever been so nervous in his entire life before

his foot keeps tapping on the ground

his palms are kind of gross and clammy

aNd he’s chewing on his bottom lip which is something he never does because it displays nervousness which he neVER IS

all because of the little blue velvet box resting in his inner suit pocket containing a big fat diamond ring

it’s just burning a damn hole in his pocket

he feels his heart thrumming away

he’s going to propose to you tonight

to the woman he loves more than anything in this damn world

y/n y/l/n

y/n y/l/n who walked into his life wearing skinny jeans and a polka dotted blouse one morning and then a white button up and a tight pencil skirt with stilettos the next morning

y/n y/l/n who talked shit about him tO him the first time the two of you met

y/n y/l/n who was always a hot mess but somehow remained organised and responsible when it came to work

y/n y/l/n who stayed with him after his disastrous date and kissed him after tying his tie 

y/n y/l/n who he slowly but surely fell in love with over time

he loves you

and he wants to spend the rest of his life with you by his side

yoongi’s heart flutters at the memory of when you kissed him for the first time and how your cheeks grew dark and how your lashes fluttered and how you tilted your head and let out a little sigh as you kissed him

the two of you have shared hundreds of kisses since then

that seems like such a long time ago when in reality it’s only been like five or six months? you two have only been dating for a short while but... he knows this is the right decision

yeah

this is what he wants because he loves you

…

but what if you say no

oh

oh no

yoongi didn’t think this through

what if you say NO

then it’ll be awkward at work

what if you break up with him

maybe this relationship is moving too fast

then he just wasted money on this big fat engagement ring that’ll mock him and remind him that you said no every time he looks at it

“okay! red velvet cake ice cream for me. churro ice cream for you. look! there are even little hunks of churro on the top.” yoongi’s broken out of his little panic when you slide in next to him

your excited smile is a momentary distraction from his little panic

“y/n - look how artificial yours looks. no ice cream should be thAt red. red velvet cake shouldn’t even be red! who in their right mind decided that they wanted to dye their chocolate cake red???” yoongi sighs when he sees you shovel a small scoop into your mouth

he swears that you’re probably going to die one day of eating too many artificial things and when they cut you open

“shush!” when yoongi opens his mouth again to say something you pop one of the churro chunks into his mouth and he chews thoughtfully before nodding satisfactorily

“okay listen - i know we’ve been fighting over this, but i’m willing to compromise. i’ll sacrifice the left side of the bed-“

“because that’s my side?”

“it’s mY SIDe too okay if you slept on the right side we wouldn’t have this problem”

“maybe if you slept on the right side we wouldn’t have this problem”

“you’re the one who asked me to move in you idiot!!!!”

“don’t disrespect your boss”

“don’t disrespect your girlfriend!!” you whine and swat yoongi’s hand away when he reaches up to pinch your cheek “anyWAYS- i’m willing to sacrifice the left side of the bed if you give me the right side of the closet.”

“but that’s mY side of the closet”

“oh my god yoongi - half of my clothes are already on the right side of the closet anD i’ve taken up the top two drawers-“

“you made that pretty clear when i went to get my socks and instead i pulled out a lacy red thong” yoongi smirks and licks a sprinkling of cinnamon sugar off his bottom lip

“-that you ripped later that night. you still owe me a new thong, by the way.” you point out

“okay okay. here. i have a deal for you. i’ll give you the left side of the bed, the right side of the closet, and i’ll replace aLL the lingerie pieces i’ve apparently destroyed if you-“

if you

oh god

this is happening

okay yes

this is happening he’s going to do this

he’ll give you the left side of the bed, the right side of the closet, and he’ll replace all the lingerie that he’s apparently destroyed if you marry him

just say it

“if i…?” you’re not even looking at him you’re finishing the final scoop of your ice cream and you’re trying to scoop out every last chunk and you have your tongue poking out in concentration and goD it’s so endearing

everything about you is so endearing

wow

he loves you.

he wants to marry you.

“marry me.” yoongi doesn’t realise he’s actually said it out loud until he notices he can’t hear you talking anymore

and then he’s looking over and you’re staring right at him with wide eyes and with a plastic spoon hanging out of your mouth

you swallow thickly and you feel like your heart isn’t even beating anymore

did he

did yoongi just

m,,,marry

he just asked u to

what

what

whAT??????

yoongi pushes his nerves aside

it’s too late now

and it’s now or never

if you say no you two can just carry on like the way it is now

it’ll be fine

“ʷʰᵃᵗˀ” you squeak out and it’s so quiet you’re not sure yoongi even heard you

yoongi swallows and reaches into his inner suit pocket

his fingers are trembling a little but he manages to pull it together kinda

you nearly bite the spoon in half when he pulls out a petit velvet box and pulls it open to reveal

a glimmering, gorgeous, rose gold engagement ring

“marry me.” you look up from the ring at yoongi and he’s looking right at you with his intense gaze and you’ve never seen yoongi look so damn serious in the entire time that you’ve known him

min yoongi

the man that you love soOO so fuckign much

just asked you to marry him

he wants you to become his w…wife

“your reaction is giving me mixed signals and i don’t know if i should be nervous or not” yoongi chuckles and scratches the back of his neck and his eyes flicker away from you and he slouches a little

he’s not feeling so confident anymore yikEs

“i… i know you might think we might be moving too fast which is totally understandable but i just… i’m very much in love with you and-“

“yes.” you finally breathe out

oh

okay

you

you wanna marry him too

the next thing yoongi knows he’s being tackled and is suddenly on his back staring up at the ceiling and he hears your giggles and squeals of excitement and yES YES YES YES I’LL MARRY YOU yES and he feels you peppering kisses all over his face

yoongi has an arm wrapped around your waist while the other clutches at the top of the booth to keep the two of you from sliding off the damn thing

when you finally calm down you lean down to give yoongi a soft kiss

he can’t help but smile because you taste like red velvet cake ice cream

and then the two of you are sitting back up and you’re wiping away tears of joy with one hand while yoongi slips the diamond ring onto your other (very shaky) hand (which is a result of your sugar high and also exciTEMENT)

you admire the ring and the way it twinkles under the dim light of the lightbulb dangling above the two of you and then you look up at yoongi and he just looks… so happy

you cup his cheeks and he immediately leans in to give you another peck

“i love you” you murmur and nudge your nose against his and yoongi sighs happily

“love you more” good god he’s turned soft

and it’s all because of yoU

“love you mosT” you give yoongi a warning look that tells him you’re willing to play this game all night long and he raises his hands in defeat “love you most but i think i might love this ring even more” you joke and yoongi scowls playfully

seriously tho it’s a beautifuL ring that probably costs more than your entire life

if you look at it for too long it’ll probably blind you

“i love you but i don’t think i can finish this ice cream” yoongi pushes his cup away and you’re not surprised because he’s like the pickiest person on planet earth  

the two of you walk hand in hand back to his car and you feel your insides flutter when he opens the door for you and goes like “here you go, mrs. min” and you respond with a curtsey and a “thank you kindly, mr. min”

he holds your hand the entire ride back home and he can’t stop the wide smile that tugs at his lips when you pull his hand up and press a soft kiss over his knuckles

you have your own set of keys to yoongi’s place obviOusly and as you’re unlocking the front door yoongi has his arms wrapped around you from behind and his chin is propped up on your shoulder

you turn around and kiss him while blindly twisting the knob and walking the two of you into the house

the keys fall to the floor with a clatter

and then yoongi’s suit jacket falls to the floor

and then your purse

and whoops

there goes your skirt

you let out a squeal when yoongi suddenly hoists you up and wraps your legs around his waist while his hands cup you under your thighs

“are we already consummating the marriage? you literally jusT proposed to me” you chide playfully and give yoongi’s bicep a squeeze (he’s been working out recently and it’s…,.,,. really paying off) while yoongi walks the two of you up to the bedroom

“you know how impatient i am”  

the entire time yoongi’s fucking you he has one hand in between your legs (because duh) and the other hand his fingers are intertwined with yours

your ring bites a little when he squeezes your hand and it’s just a reminder that the two of you are going to get married

he wants to marry the fuCk out of you

he also wants to fuck the fuck out of you (which is what he’s currently doing) because you look extra good tonight for some reason

your eyes are all blown out and your lips are swollen from how much he’s kissing you and your hair is perfectly tousled from when you took it down from its bun after work and you smeLL like his shampoo and you taste like ice cream

and you guys have had,,, like a lot of sex but he doesn’t think he’s ever had an orgasm this intense before like his moans and gasps are louder than usual

eventually what pushes him over the edge is when you say “i- ah! nngh i can’t, fuck, i can’t wait to marry you i- yoongi-! oh god yoongi right there - i love you s-so much”

afterwards yoongi has a hand wrapped around you while you snuggle up to him with your hand resting on his chest and he’s never felt so warm and happy and fuzzy before even though the two of you are slightly sweaty and sticky

he pouts when you pull away and slip into his shirt

god you look good in his clothes  

“where are you going?” he makes grabby hands at you and you giggle and look at him fondly

your soon to be husband is adorable

“i’m gonna run a bath for us - yoU stay here” you crawl back onto the bed and lean down to kiss him “i’ll be back, mr min”

“i’ll be waiting - mrs min.”

“HOLY SHIT”

you’re sure the entire floor can hear jimin when you show him your sparkling new accessory the next morning

“I KNOW RIGHT”

and you’re sure the entire floor can also hear yOu

jimin’s eyes nearly popped out of their sockets when you strolled into the break room and you yawned and covered your mouth with your left hand and u were omG i’m soOo tired and then he caught sight of the monster diamond just chilling on your finger

and then the two of you literally just starting screaming and jumping up and down and no one was formulating proper sentences like it was just a bunch of “YOU-“ “I-“ “OH MY-“ “I KNOW“ 

[unidentifiable screeching] 

of course when yoongi pops in to see what all the commotion is about it all makes sense when he sees you and jimin

the two of you are sitting there acting like you weren’t just screaming your heads off a second ago

in fact you’re just sitting there with your cups of coffee small talking and all that

“the weather’s beautiful today.”

“i know! i heard it’s going to be sunny this whole week.”

[coughs]

“hm.”

“mm.”

[slurps coffee aggressively]

“morning, mr park.” yoongi greets and jimin nods his head and is like good morning sir “morning, jagi” yoongi’s a little more quiet with you because he doesn’t like to show off his soFt side in front of too many people because then they won’t fear him as much ://// but jimin is an exception

he swoops down to give you a kiss and then he’s moving past you to make himself a cup of coffee

you said you’d bring it to him but that was like 10 minutes ago lol whoops

it’s just utter silence as yoongi stirs his coffee

the only thing you can hear is the occasional clink of his spoon against the mug

before he leaves the break room he turns around to face the two of you and is like ….you may continue and he shuts the door behind him and then it’s all AHHHH YOU’RE GETTING MARRIED OH MY GOD OF COURSE I’LL BE YOUR BRIDESMAN

yoongi smiles to himself and shakes his head