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God bless that little slice of cheese. PLUS I GRATED ALL THAT BACKGROUND CHEESE - a

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DINNERS AND PARTIES

The truth behind this essay is to show how sad and mundane family dinners can actually be and how sickening our direct relatives can be. This essay/poetry shows how parties can also be mundane even with the embellishments of pep and talk.

During

The distant ringing of a peppy tune Jovial constant chatter These are the certain characteristics youll see In a party Or maybe a family dinner But theres something different in family dinners So maybe itll be like this A silent ambience And the occasional awkward cough or clatter of falling utensils on your platter Maybe small talk maybe not and The honks of cars if you live in the city The chirping of crickets if not But theres always a constant And you bet i can name it Its the people around you unless everyones gone.

Aftermath

When everythings finished And its time to clean up Youll pick up your plate and wash all the remnants of something that was eaten, off. In the kitchen when youre washing up Maybe someone will approach you and make some small talk Of course this happens at family dinners but little parties beg to differ A yaya will come to you And pick up your plate And youll either be left looking left and right until you reach out to an inanimate object to entertain you Or you could keep talking to your associate and keep having some talk Until they leave too and its the same routine In family dinners we retreat to our rooms And not utter a single word We keep to ourselves and the only sounds are the running stream of water as we go on with life

The End

In peppy parties With peppy music And peppy talk And peppy people We will be sad to go And long hugs or numbers are exchanged We tell each other to chat again Even when that wont happen We wave away and exchange farewells Until its a chain reaction of guests exiting And the host is left with a mess of things With no guest to offer their help Save for an unlucky few In cliches that might be a best friend youre mad at, or an ex boyfriend and you make amends at the end. The host will then realize that it was just an assemblage of people who did not really know each other but now know each other so the host will have a larger circle of associates as all parties are meant to do. Propaganda isn’t it? In family dinners it is close knit And everyones frosty and no words are uttered unless you wanted to partake in small talk Sister sibling or just by yourself Clean up the mess And maybe sweep the floors As your so called guests retreat to their living quarters And you the metaphorical host is left to clean wash and think There is no exchange of farewells Because we all are a little bit sick of each other So we wash the dishes and do our chores as every child should do Family dinners stay mundane As every little gathering goes.

Author’s Note: Not to say all family dinners or parties are like this - the perspective of how i see it as the entirety/ the whole of it. Written at 11pm PST running on sentimentality and other junk. Unedited. AAAAA THIS IS TERRIBLE AND BADLY WRITTEN + redundant redundancy and no punctuation whatsoever

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I always, ALWAYS make two. With embellishments, and without! For people's preference. Always remember to just relax and breathe because believe me, it is so important. Ironic because i'm saying this even when im not doing it or i just forget sometimes lol. Breathe! Relax. Treat yoself bc u deserve it. (Ew positivity. Jk) - A

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RENOVATION/important (i guess?) announcement

This blog used to be for memes and funny things i reblogged, but now i shall and will use it to post art and unedited pieces of literature that i deem not good enough to be showcased anywhere else but tumblr. Not to say i wont reblog memes anymore, thats still on the table. kek what did you all think. Anyway, thanks! - A

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mystery revealed

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Everyone after Melania's speech

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17 of the Funniest Memes From Hillary Clinton & Donald Trump’s First Debate

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WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS😂😭

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THE PLATONIC IDEAL OF DONALD TRUMP I have a giant mouth and I can only scream

from @darnoldtrump

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OKAY GUYS

I DM’ED DONALD TRUMP AND FOR EVERY NOTE I GET ILL SEND HIM MEMES UNTIL HE BLOCKS ME

AND IF WE REACH 500 NOTES ILL MAKE AN ALT ACOUNT WHOS IN

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okay 

so some background

my school is in the middle of a military area

during the school year it’s mostly for events and even if at the beginning it’s kinda weird passing canons and an actual catapult on the way to school or finding soldiers sleeping on the tables in your class, you get used to it

okay, now for the actual story

i was playing Pokémon go and i noticed that the military area had like five pokéstops so i decided to go there

now, it was locked. this was unusual, but i ignored it and got in through a hole in the fence

 now i go to the first pokestop and get everything, everything’s okay

i go around the corner and there are soldiers everywhere

most of the are training

now, i understand i just broke into a military base

during the summer it’s an actual base where they are actually training

i’m about to go but

there’s a jigglypuff

there’s a jigglypuff on a soldier’s shoulder

and i will catch that jigglypuff

i sneak around carefully and catch the jigglypuff

i’ve done it

everything’s okay!

no.

somone is touching my shoulder

i freeze

i turn around

IT’S THE FUCKING COMMANDER

i can feel my life flashing before my eyes

i’m going to jail

i’m gonna DIE

but then

he’s glancing at my screen

and he smiles

and then he asks me

‘caught anything good?’

i stutter

‘a-a  jigglypuff s-sir’

his eyes light up

‘really???’

he took out his phone

and left me

somone came to ascort me out

i’m about to go

he yells ‘wait!’

and he showed me his  jigglypuff

and that’s it

i’m still kinda in a shock

TL;DR 

i broke into a military base to catch a jigglypuff, the commendar cought me and instead of getting mad he got exited cause he plays pokemon go

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Burn!

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one time when i was six i saw an infomercial claiming that their product would make you look ten years younger and my sister said she was gonna use it on me and i became really scared

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Okay people, history-fail story-time...

So back in the 1780′s when our country was still figuring crap out and ol’ George Washington was just elected president, G.W. decided to send a letter to Congress along the lines of ‘Looking forward to working with you all, this will be exciting!” Congress, not wanting to slight the president and also trying to express their own enthusiasm, sent back a letter along the lines of “Glad you’re excited, we are also looking forward to working with you!”

Then George sends another letter back saying something like “Cool cool bros, glad you’re just as excited as I am,” and Congress, again not wanting to be awkward or just ignore the PRESIDENT, sent back ANOTHER letter saying some dumb crap that was probably along the lines of “Glad you’re excited that we’re excited that you’re excited.”

Democracy at its finest.

And while this in itself is funny, that is not even the best part.

George Washington, while being powerful, was not extremely eloquent, and at this point was also aging, busy, and overall very stressed about his new position (which he did not want in the first place).  So he asked his old friend James Madison, who had a much better way with words, to write the first note to Congress.  Good old James Madison, wanting to oblige his friend, did just that and composed the note to Congress.  Now, J-Mads was himself a member of Congress, so when the note arrived, he was in session to hear “Washington’s” letter read.

Congress got nervous and worried about who could possibly compose a formal and acceptable letter back to Washington.  Who better than his old friend, James Madison?  So Jimmy, being obliging, wrote the response.  When Washington received the reply, he once again asked his friend to write the response.  

And who did Congress choose to write their final letter? That’s right….none other than Jimmy-James-Madison himself.

So James Madison, future 4th president of the United States, wrote himself 4 letters under the guise of George Washington and the first Congress of the U.S.  And he was too embarrassed to admit it.