#u know its real when they switch to spanish
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ok ive had time to think about it and like encanto is good but its also so fucking basic lmao
#not in the story#but like literally everything else#the music sucks so bad sorry 😭#like its onjectively good but theres like uh no passion??#literally just sounds like a basic cash grab song u hear on the radio you know??#also its really weird how much the music like switches uh genres? or whatever#idk like its kinda disjointed almost sounds like it doesnt match#but that might just be me#also like the visuals for the musical numbers felt very random#like how it goes from real world to imagination and then it goes to real world all of sudden and theyre all in a different place suddenly??#um what else#idk it felt too ummm cheerful for the topic it was trying to discuss?#probably wouldve done better as a pixar movie tbh#literally idk how they made coco so good and then this one they just kinda slapped something together for the monies#michi tag#its good especially for vhildren but sorry i have standards#also i cant bring myself to like dolores id literally hate her for life if my cousin was just like oh yeah she doesnt have powers :| hm!#like ok bitch#also also the way everyone was talking about camilo i genuienly thought he was important to the plot like no dude barely existed 😭#also times 3 im listening to the spanish somgs and like i understand what people were saying when they said it soumds super basic#thats what i cant stand about spanish dubs they try so hard to take away the accents and it sounds SO unnatural#anyways thats all i have to say about it#i have literally been think about this all day#oh my god wait i have the words its like that thing that happened with hunger games and dystopia genere or whatever#its like they took all the basic building blocks and barely added anything to it#its like using the default powerpoint theme or whatever and adding a little pizazz to make it look 'unique'#ok now im done
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i think u scared off the liberal
good. i'd be lying to say it didnt get under my skin because even adam noticed it lol. if only it were as simple as "white artist bristles when confronted about a depiction of race" instead of "a frequently hammered nerve was struck involving things anon has no context for, intentionally". grrr growl!!! i tried to talk about this with other people and then pussed out bc i realized no one cares but me. so at least i can ramble about it on my own space.
long post ahead sorry~
even putting my neurosis aside, from where i'm standing, anon's overt discomfort with a depiction of an ethnicity or race involving the use of vernacular is some real fucking bird-brain shit. anon reads "huckleberry finn" and runs off to the library to have it banned for racism lol. like, we're talking that level of intellectual cowardice that turns tail and hides when made merely uncomfortable. anon subscribes to the school of thought that being mean and making me feel bad are the worst crimes someone could ever commit. if i want to be really mean, i think anon has never spoken to another latino person outside of a service worker context.
and like, i understand the initial bristle when confronted with it. it's not as though phonetic accent writing or vernacular usage can't be invoked for racist reasons. but you would literally have to try very hard to read jack, white man for hire, as anything other than the explicit butt of the joke. the latinas poking fun at his discomfort lol wait holy shit i just realized life imitated art. am i a secret genius after all......? (no)
here are the pages in question: i asked people on twitter what they thought but ofc that way i still only hear from people who are likely to ostensibly agree with me. (click for full)
lol i just realized i missed an overlay layer on the third page. i should fix that.
this is a webcomic with almost, if not more than, 800 pages so some context: white spikey hair boy (jack) is from corpus christi, texas, a city on the gulf of mexico VERY close to the border. jack was always supposed to be from texas bc its a state i have some cultural understanding of. my dad grew up there. my dad is mexican-american. i am bi-ethnic. tri-ethnic, i guess, since the italian/irish half had a massive influence on me growing up as well.
the ladies are members of maxine's (the other protag's) witch coven. these women don't dress like this on a day to day basis (the one in the poncho might since she's a curandera, anyway), the outfits are like uhhh special occasion stuff. its your witch outfit. red bow is wearing like a day to day version of the traditional oaxaca outfits and has her hair pulled back in a traditional braid. the other is wearing just normal shit but with a traditionally patterned (or as much as i could bear to draw) poncho. the egg cleanse is a basic brujeria technique that like, every mexican family knows of at least lol. poncho is cutting the bad airs away, like in this video of a limpia.
the spit is my favorite part of all the limpias lol. WATER CANNON
all of this is just shit i know from growing up. i had to ask help on the spanish bc mine is a double whammy of being both terrible AND non-conversational (i learned all mine in textbooks ( ._.)) but the spanish code-switching to shit talk is how real people behave lol. i know this, because family and friends do it.
i take the character writing of this stupid comic more seriously than it probably deserves. i wanted to make sure it felt authentic and like these were "real" characters. having a world where the only people with personalities are the protagonists leads to a universe that feels flat and empty. a cardboard world. when i was able to use the women from a culture i know as a way to advance the plot, it was a small blessing lol. whew.
i dont really know how to talk about how this relates to me more in depth without compromising my belief that i have a right to privacy when it comes to my personal life lol. my entire existence exists on edges and borders that should not matter to anyone but me; but these details (ethnicity, race, sexuality, gender, etc and so on and you know) have a tendency to become the sole factor through which people view your work, your potential, and the expectations they begin to develop for you. currently, i think the expectations people have set for minority creators fucking sucks and i am relieved not to be a part of the ecosystem that rewards mediocrity and poor quality with accolades and purchases. looking at you, YA fiction and webtoons!!!
quite frankly: the more details people have about your life, the more they are able to scrutinize your authenticity based on their own biases (as the original anon did lol) or whether or not you are "deserving" of the descriptors that you are open about or accumulate over the years. i already have enough problems with this on my own directed at myself. i dont need input from the peanut gallery about my identity when its something ive struggled with and continue to struggle with my entire life.
i am not interested in bothering minority creators with my crybaby shit about how i feel alienated. i don't want inclusion to their groups centered around their unique and more specific experiences out of obligation when i realize the non-minority halves of me have also had massive influence on my upbringing and my beliefs. i dont like having to debates whether or not i am ____ enough to qualify for appearances on lists or databases or awards so i don't bother with any of it. i just want to grill for gods sake
anyway idk. im mad but i also realize a lot of my mad comes from offline baggage that no one is privy to on purpose so i have a hard time gauging how people will read how i write things. but bc i keep it tight to the chest i guess that invites random anons to speculate reasonably that i've transformed into a racist overnight bc they read a character say a double negative. dipshit. fucking moron
anyway
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Hey so this is going to be a bit of a different post. I know usually keep this blog pretty light-hearted and just share my art but I just need to talk to someone about this and this is really the only place where I'm allowed to be myself so.
This situation happened about 5 months ago but I haven't been able to move past it or forget about it since then and I just can't stop thinking about it. So maybe talking about it will help.
For context I live in a very small super conservative town. About 5 months ago, I was in Spanish class working on a project when I overheard some of the guys teasing this guy, Jason (not real name). They had been teasing this guy for the last week or so saying that he's gay (I'm not sure if Jason is actually gay or not this was just a rumor). U may be wondering why they believe that he's gay, while its becuase Jason refused to look at some nudes of one of the guy's girlfriends, which he didn't have permission to share btw. So suddenly I hear one of the guys ( I'll call him John) say " it's ok if your gay Jason, just don't come out to me cuz than I'll have to kill ya" than he paused and said "in fact if I find out any of y'all are part of them queers, I'll have to kill you too, sorry that's just how it is" he said this part I little louder like he was addressing the class. Then john said " I just hate (f slur)s, I hate them". Now your probably think omg what teacher do? Send him to the office? Call his parents? Maybe even involve the police since he publicly threatened someone? Nope, she didn't do anything we just continued class like nothing had happened and I know she heard them cuz I heard them all the way on the other side of the room and she was closer. No one did anything they never do (yes there has been multiple situations similar to this). Cuz at my school if you defend lgbt+ people then it's assumed that you're one of them and you can imagine by the way they treated Jason how that will go. And it's not just one person etheir. Their used to be a few out LGBT people there but they both ( yup only 2 in a school of 200ish) moved schools cuz they couldn't handle the bulling anymore.
I want to do something. I'm so tried of hiding of being terrified of people that I've known since kindergarten. I used to be friends with these people now I'm scared to even be in the same room as them. I can't trust anyone. I just wish I could do something but that would blow my cover and my family (plus they are homophobic too) can't afford to switch schools. I feel like a coward for just sitting watching people just like me being harassed. I used to love school now I dread going everyday . I used to think this town was the best place on earth now I can't wait until I can get out . I'm just so tired of hiding but it's not like I really have a choice. I hate it here. I've thought of running away before but I know that's not a good option. I just have to wait it out and I'm getting closer. I'm 17 now and about to start my senior year. I only have 1 year left at that school.
So yeah sorry for venting like that but don't really have anyone irl to talk to about this. I do feel a little bit better now tho.
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New Experiences (CNCO Smut Preference)
(REQUESTED)
[ calling the boys d a d d y and s q u i r t i n g for the first time ]
JOEL:
“Come here!” You jumped up from the sofa and ran at Joel. Running into his arms made you feel a happiness you’ve only felt when he returns to you.
“I’ve missed you so much, Y/N.” He spoke softly in your ear while swaying your bodies back and forth.
“I’ve missed you too and I love you so much.” You pulled your head from on top of his chest to lean up and kiss him.
“And I love you...but don’t think I forgot about that photo you sent.” He gingerly grabbed your chin in his hand to maintain eye contact with you. Before he got on his flight to come home, you sent a very racy photo his way. Joel recalled being slightly rude to the Uber driver about hurrying up, which he hated that he did it, but he needed you.
“It was a little motivation to come home to me...as soon as possible.” You gave him a huge grin as you laughed mischievously.
“Well, I’m here, Mami.” He leaned down to press kisses onto your neck.
“And I’m ready, Daddy.” You bit your lip, praying he would react well. You wanted to try it when he returned, hoping the photo would smooth it over well. You heard a sharp inhale of breath right next to your ear.
“Well, after that, I don’t think you really are ready.”
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“Fuck, Joel, please! Let me cum!” You begged him as he thrust his fingers inside of you once more, hitting you right where you needed it.
“Who?”
“Daddy, please, let me cum. I’ll do anything.” You whimpered as your eyes rolled into the back of your head. At that, he pulled his thick digits away from you.
“Anything?” Joel asked, before suckling at his soaked fingers. You moaned softly while watching him and nodded.
“Yes, daddy.” He reached down and grabbed your wrists to move them above your head.
“Don’t move your hands and I’ll let you cum, okay?” You nodded quickly in agreement, making him chuckle softly. His lips lowered to your naked abdomen, slowly kissing down to where you were throbbing and aching for a release.
“Please hurry.” You cried softly, feeling his cold cross necklace slide against your slit.
“I will, baby.” He pressed a wet kiss right against your slit before opening his mouth to delve his tongue in between your folds. His torture was slow and deliberate, making your hips buck up. Joel seemed to enjoy it as he grabbed the undersides of your thighs to press his face further into your heat. His tongue began its fast pace and there was no going back.
“That’s it, fuck!” You grabbed fistfuls of your own hair, wishing it was his, as your hips wildly followed their own accord in humping Joel’s face. He hummed loudly as he suckled on your clit. “Ah! I’m cumming, yes, daddy!” You damn near screeched as your high hit you like a truck. You felt an odd sensation in between your thighs, but the orgasm was too strong for you to focus on it. You arched your back up so high you thought you’d break it.
You suddenly felt Joel’s hands grab your breasts, making your attention switch to the man between your thighs. His curls hid his actions, but he appeared to be enamored with licking away every last drop of you. The hypersensitivity made your legs shake around his head at every movement.
“Joel, I can’t, you have to-fuck!” You gasped and your toes curled up so hard as he kitten licked your clit while looking up at you. You reached a hand down into his mess of curls and tugged. He never ceased his stare down as you threw your head back.
“Mami...you just squirted all over my face.” Joel spoke in a happy teasing tone. He kissed up in between your breasts to soon hover over you and look at you with a smile.
“That was the best thing I’ve ever experienced.”
ERICK:
“She is uh, my best friend, my “partner in crime”, y-I mean and, I can’t wait for you all to see her in the video.” Erick spoke at his laptop. You smiled at him in the corner of the living room. You had situated yourself onto a bean bag while Erick did his online interview during quarantine. You were beyond thrilled that the music video had been filmed before all this mess and that their second single to the new album would be released on time.
He glanced at you momentarily and you gave him two thumbs up with a smile. He returned the smile before looking back at his computer. Erick never thought he’d fall in love with someone whose first language was English and they had minimal experience with Spanish. However, you two make it work. Granted, his English skills are superior to your Spanish, and he’s only getting better with latin music inter grating into the United States charts. He does more English interviews and you’re always there to support and help him.
“Thank you! ¡Adiós!” Erick waved at his screen for a few seconds before completely shutting it. He sighed and looked over at you. You grinned and made your way over to him. You stood between his legs and ran your fingers through his hair.
“You did so well, bebé.” Erick’s hands made their way to your behind so he could pull you onto his lap.
“Gracias mi amorcito.” Your lips met, but Erick took it to a passionate level. “Te quiero.” He whispered against your lips and you smiled, knowing you had felt him harden underneath you.
“Really? I can’t tell.” You teased, brushing your nose against his.
“I can show you then.” He squeezed your ass and brought you to grind against his hard on. You wrapped your arms around his shoulders.
“Mmm, what do you want, Papi?” You brought one hand down to slide right underneath the waistband of his boxers. He grunted lowly.
“You.” He commanded, making you waste no time in undoing his pants and sliding them down his thighs. “Alto.” He demanded as you reached down to remove your light blue dress. You raised a brow.
“You wanna fuck me with my dress on, Papi?” You teased. He nodded and gripped the back of your neck to kiss you once more. You peeled back his boxers enough so he was free. Your underwear was non existent today, which Erick noticed after you lifted up your dress.
“Ándale, amor.” He ordered, bringing his hands down to your ass again. It was his favorite place for his hands to be. You slowly lowered yourself onto his length with a sweet sigh.
“So big, Papi.” You moaned right against his ear and bit down lightly on his neck. He grunted again before thrusting up into you, prompting you to move. You gripped the back of his head as you bounced up and down on top of him. His hands urged your fast pace on your ass.
“C’mon amor, puedes ir más rápido.” He reached under your dress and slapped your bare ass. You gasped in shock as it had pleasured you and made you even more excited.
“I’m close!” You whimpered reaching up with one hand to lower the neckline of your dress. No bra either. Erick was quick to wrap his lips around your nipple as you continued riding him like there was no tomorrow. “I’m gonna cum, Papi.”
“Not. Yet.” Your eyes widened. Erick immediately slowed your pace down with his grip on your backside. It was more of a heavy grind now.
“¿Por qué?” You whined. One hand of his came down in between your bodies and his thumb pressed right against your clit.
“Cause I said.” He challenged you with his eyes, but you wouldn’t dare. His lips returned to your nipple and softly licked it while resting his head on your other breast. His thumb however, sped up to an unforgiving pace.
“Oh fuck.” You moaned breathily. You had a deadly grip on the back of his neck as you fought your urge to cum. You had unconsciously begun to bounce up and down again, making Erick moan deeply against your breast, sending it straight to your core. “Please Papi, no más.” You pleaded, ready to cum all over him.
“No.” He simply stated. You whined and threw your head back, as he pinched your clit.
“Holy shit.” You gasped, loving the feeling of it. He smirked and scooted to the side before laying you down on the sofa. Your eyes widened as much as they could through your sex haze as he took your thighs and wrapped them around his waist. He thrust into you harshly and never let up after that. “Papi!” You cried which made him grab your hands and intertwine them against the arm of the sofa.
“You wanna cum, huh?” He asked. You nodded quickly. He smirked and let go of one hand, bringing his thumb back down to your clit. “Cum then, bebé.” You cried as he showed no mercy in his thrusts or his finger movements. You took your free hand to grip his neck and press his mouth to yours while you felt liquid gushing out of you. Erick pulled his swollen mouth back from yours quickly to look down in between you two. He groaned as he felt himself release inside of you, but he was so distracted by the fact that everything was glistening.
“Papi, you know what that is?” You asked breathlessly. He shook his head.
“It’s called squirting.”
CHRIS:
“Guess what day it is?” Chris asked in a sing song voice while wrapping his hands around your waist.
“I know what day it is, Christopher.” You laughed and cupped his face in your hands.
“The day we make my niño.” He grinned happily and you shook your head.
“What are you gonna do if it’s a niña?” You asked teasingly. He bounced his head side to side in faux thought, then shrugged.
“Tendré dos princesas.” You smiled with him and pressed a long kiss to his lips.
“You’ll be a daddy.” He raised a brow.
“I definitely already am.” You dropped your jaw.
“¿Cariño, tu piensas que no se? I saw your messages with Naomi.” You and your best friend, Naomi, may have talked about kinks you wanted to try on a few different occasions. None you’d ever been brave enough to bring up to Chris. You specifically remembered ‘Daddy’ being a frequent topic, because that’s the aura you received from Chris 9/10 times.
He was firm with what he wanted in the bedroom, but his aftercare, and when he wants to pleasure you? That’s a real daddy right there. His aftercare would always be inticing to you, because he’d find away to keep the sexual tension going, and sometimes that ended in another orgasm. When I say sometimes, I mean. Every. Single. Time. He loved to deny you orgasms, or give you so many you were jello.
“Chris, I-”
“No cariño, dime.” You gaped at him in awe for a minute. He wanted to go down this road and he was driving quite well. He definitely brought the bedroom voice out.
“Daddy...I’m sorry I didn’t tell you sooner. Didn’t know how you’d react.” You cupped his face in your hands, while he wrapped his arms around your waist.
“You will be sorry.” He grabbed your hand from his face and used it to pin your body against the wall. His free hand unzipped your leggings so he could press his fingers against you through your panties.
“Do something...please, daddy.” He hummed and began rubbing soft slow circles onto your bud. You whimpered. “Más, por favor, Papi.”
“Me gustarlo.” He released your hand so his other could assist in pulling down your pants and panties. Chris got down on his knees and began kissing your thighs. “Bebé...eso es emoncionado.” He gripped the skin of your thighs in various places hard enough to create multiple hickeys.
“More?” You whispered out, hoping he would give you what you desired. He shrugged.
“I don’t know who you’re talking to.” He ran his pointer finger down your slit once. You shivered from his touch and whined.
“Daddy, I need more.”
“Good girl.” His lips wrapped around your clit, making juicy and wet noises he produced with his mouth. You fucking loved it.
“Oh my god, yes. Oh god, I love you. Yes, right there, right there!” You cried out and gripped his hair with a deadly force. His eyes were closed, but it made it feel so much more passionate. He didn’t need his vision to know how to make you feel.
“You want more?” He paused and asked, taking a breather.
“Please daddy.” He placed his thumbs on both your folds to spread them apart. His tongue slid into the middle and began flicking your clit back and forth. “I’m cumming, right here, right now!” You cried as you released. You took a deep breath, but Chris was already on his feet, grabbing your hand, and leading you back into your bedroom for the rest of the night.
“No listos, cariño.” He removed his top and you felt the need to do the same. He also removed his pants and boxers in one go. You loved to be naked in front of each other, it fueled the sexual desire for you both.
“Cómo?” You gestured to the bed. Chris took both of your hands in his.
“On your back. Legs wide for me, mamita.” Chris would call you every name in the book to get you worked up. He turned you around so your back faced the bed. You sat down on it and Christopher let go of your hands as you situated yourself. His eyes never strayed from your body. “We’re making a baby tonight.” He spoke confidently and crawled on top of you.
“Please daddy.” You felt ready for another round with the way his eyes ate you up.
“You want me?” He asked, trailing his fingers down your thigh and hooked his hand underneath it.
“Yes, so bad. I need you inside of me...cumming inside of me.” You brought a hand up to cup his face while his other hand followed his previous actions. You felt his member press right up against you.
“Mmm, I guess that can be arranged.” He slowly pushed himself all the way inside of you, making you both let out long simultaneous groans of pleasure. He began rocking back and forth inside of you, using your legs for more leverage for deep thrusts.
“Oh fuck!” You whimpered out, digging your nails into his chest. He hissed through his teeth.
“Not so hard, mami.” He spoke firmly. You immediately let up, not wanting a prolonged orgasm.
“You just, you fuck me so well, Daddy. It feels, so good!” You cried at the end as he hit your favorite spot.
“Mmm, mami, right there, huh?” He grunted as he purposefully hit it again, making you beg for more.
“Yes! Faster, Daddy, please!” Chris did not disappoint. The sound of skin slapping together at a harsh pace soon followed your request. He hit it. Every. Time.
“Fuck, I’m gonna cum, Y/N.” He panted out to you. You nodded and brought his face down to yours with both of your hands.
“C’mon, Daddy. Baby, cum.” You cooed to him, nearly closing your eyes at the intense pleasure. With two more harsh smacks of his skin against your own, he stilled deep inside of you.
“Shit.” He whispered, pressing his wet forehead against yours as you felt the pressure of his cum spread inside of you. You felt Chris lift your legs while staying inside you. You smiled, knowing he’s read one or two things about conception. “Te amo.” He whispered to you.
“Te amo, Chris.” You leaned up slightly to press your lips to his softly. The delicate kiss turned naughty when Chris’ lips suckled on your bottom lip. You moaned, prompting Chris to slowly thrust inside of you.
“I need more, mami.” He whispered against your lips. You smiled once more, knowing Chris’ stamina was not a short one.
“Take it, Daddy.” You nipped at his upper lip teasingly. He grunted in response to you and lifted your legs even higher to rest on his shoulders. You crossed them behind his neck, making sure he couldn’t lean back up away from you.
“I will.” His hands dipped under your back and made his hands grip your shoulders. He began rocking your bodies back and forth together. The temperature increased due to your close proximity and it made it so much more intimate. Sadly, you felt your orgasm coming so soon.
“I’m gonna cum, Chris.” One of his hands abandoned your shoulder and reached down between your hot bodies. “Fuuuck.” You sighed, your eyes rolling into your head while his thumb attacked your clit mercilessly.
“Cum for me, mamita.” His lips latched onto your neck, no doubt creating a bruise. You gasped, feeling like you couldn’t breathe as you began your release. You scratched at his back, making him thrust quickly into you. You kept trying to find air to inhale, but it felt like there wasn’t any. “Mami!” He hissed, but you ignored him and everything, not being able to open your eyes from their current state.
You felt him pull out of you, making your release your nails from his skin, and your legs falling limp on the bed. You finally felt yourself being able to control your eyes and opened them. Chris was staring in between your legs and at his hand.
“Chris?” You called for him, still trying to recover from an unforgettable orgasm.
“Y/N, you came, like everywhere.” You looked down between your legs and observed his glistening hand.
“Oops?” He chuckled and licked his hand.
“I’ll run the bath for us, huh?” You nodded with a lazy smile, unconsciously resting your hand on your stomach.
ZABDIEL:
“¿Hey, tú quieres comida, bebé?” You asked Zabdiel while he was laid on the sofa in his boxers and a tank top, watching a telenovela.
“¿Cómo qué?” He looked up at you, abandoning his eyes from the screen. You always appreciated that about Zabdiel. If he was talking to you, 99% of the time he’d dedicate his attention to you.
“No sé.” You laughed and he joined you. “Pero, puedo hacer algo.” He hummed and reached out his hand for you to take. You placed your hand in his and he led you around to the front of the couch. He pulled you on top of him and you chuckled in confusion at his odd actions.
“No sabemos que queremos, amor.” You hummed, mocking him, and leaned your head down on his chest.
“We can just cuddle then till we decide.” You began adjusting yourself till Zabdiel’s hands shot down to grip your waist.
“Alto, bebé.” Your eyes widened when you realized Zabdiel was growing hard under you.
“Oh shit, my-“
“We can do something besides cuddle, amor.” His hand ran over your hair softly. You looked up at him to find a little grin on his face.
“Zab, I’m hungry.” You whined.
“So am I.” He winked and stuck his tongue out. If your eyes could get bigger, they would have.
“¿Tú quieres...?” You trailed off, unsure. One of his hands lowered to your ass and gave it a little pinch, making you jump.
“Mucho.” Zabdiel had never, ever eaten you out. It was just something that hadn’t been prompted yet in the bedroom. “Pero...aquí, mi amor.” On the couch?!
“We can go to the bedroom-"
“No quiero. Ahora, bebé.” He gestured to you, and you knew he meant business. You began unbuttoning your jeans and stood up to be able to pull them down. Zabdiel didn’t move an inch which made you very confused.
“Zab, I need to lay back.” You spoke, slightly timid. You were nervous, truth be told. He shook his head and pointed to his lips.
“Right here.” He wanted you to sit on his face?!
“O-Oh.” You slowly peeled off your panties to join your jeans. You stepped closer to the couch and Zabdiel shook his head.
“Top. Off.” He ordered. You bit your lip and removed your top, revealing your bare breasts. “Hmm, no bra?” You felt very cheeky in that very moment.
“¿Te gusta, Papi?” You winked playfully, expecting Zabdiel to laugh. However, his eyes narrowed slightly.
“Get up here, Y/N.” You nearly passed out at his dominance. Your shaky leg hooked over past his shoulder on the fairly wide couch, allowing your other knee to rest on the opposite side.
“Say it again, amor.” His hands came down to your hips and rubbed soft circles into your skin.
“You want me to say...Papi?” You questioned. He nodded and pulled you up to his lips. He looked up at you expectantly. “Papi, please.” You spoke softly, bring your hand down to run your hand through his blonde hair.
“Así, amor.” You watched his tongue exit his mouth and connect with your heat. You inhaled quickly at the sensation. Your hand instinctively gripped at his hair as he continued exploring you. It’s one thing to do it with his fingers or even just his member, but it’s another when he uses his tongue and his eyes up close and personal.
“Papi, más por favor.” You whimpered, tilting your head up towards the ceiling. One of Zabdiel’s hands landed with a harsh smack on your ass, making you jump.
“Look down here, mi amor.” You followed his order and maintained eye contact with him. It made the ordeal so much more intense and dare you say, naughty. His lips latched onto your sensitive nub and proceeding to nibble softly with his lips, making you moan like a porn star.
“Papi, I’m close! Fuck, just like that, Papi. Yes!” Your hips began gyrating against his face and he seemed to bask in it. His moans caused vibrations to go right towards your pending orgasm. His dark eyes never left yours and when you found yourself wiggling your head around his never faltered.
“Don’t cum.” Your jaw dropped in simultaneous pleasure and shock.
“Papi, please, I-” Zabdiel plunged his wet tongue into your even wetter hole. You cried out as he thrust his tongue quickly. Your hands released his hair and gripped the arm of the sofa. “Zabdiel, I’m gonna-” And just like that you found yourself laying on your back.
“What did you just say?” Zabdiel asked in a dark tone. Your eyes were wide but also the sensations he left on your core were still going, so you weren’t all there.
“I was, I was going to cum.” You mumbled, making him reach up to your nipples.
“Papi, doesn’t want you to cum yet.” He pinched both of your nipples making you gasp.
“Okay, okay! I won’t till you say!” He leaned down to softly suckle at each of your nipples, relieving the pain.
“Niña buena.” He pressed a soft kiss to your lips to which you responded eagerly. He pulled away a little too soon for your liking.
“Papi.” You whined, making him chuckle.
“��Tú quieres más?” He leaned his forehead on yours, but not yet allowing your lips to meet.
“Si, Papi. Por favor.” You leaned up and a Zabdiel met you halfway. His kisses were to die for and they made you melt like dulces carmellos. You moaned into the kiss as Zabdiel began grinding his hips against your bare core. He of course was covered by his boxers, but his bulge made it damn near impossible to tell.
“You wanna cum, amor?” He asked before bringing his kisses to your neck. You allowed your hands to wrap around his back and your legs followed suit.
“Yes, faster Papi.” You gasped as he immediately obliged, pressing right against your clit everytime he moved.
“Dámelo amor.” Your eyes rolled to the back of your head as his words prompted your orgasm.
“Fuck!” You cried as the orgasm felt so much more intense than ever before. Zabdiel pulled back from your neck and rose up, still sat on his knees to stare at his soaked boxers. He peeled them down his thick thighs to release his member.
“I don’t know what you just did, amor, but I’m about to cum inside of you.” With that he slid right into you.
RICHARD: (the moment you’ve all been waiting for and if you weren’t waiting for the best one idk why you thought daddy richard wasn’t EVERYTHING)
“It looks good, mami.” Richard ran his thumb over the skin next to your latest tattoo. Richard had been away during the healing process of your latest body art, so he was excited to get a real life close up of it. It was placed from mid thigh to your lower stomach. It was red line work of a dragon
“Gracias.” You leaned down and placed a kiss on his forehead. Richard was lying down at the end of the bed while he was observing. His hand was holding up your shorts higher so he could examine the tattoo.
“No panties bebé?” He casually didn’t look at you and kept his focus on the body art. Your eyes widened slightly, totally forgetting you were ready for bed when Richard came home early to surprise you.
“I wasn’t expecting you.” You attempted to say just as casually.
“So if you did you would have put panties on?” His thumb trailed up your dragon in swirls and lines of the design.
“Uh, no, I mean, I don’t know. I would have kept my day clothes on, I just got dressed in this to sleep. It gets hot.” You rambled. You hated when you were awkward.
“You get hot down here, mami?” He looked up at you as his hand grasped at your inner thigh.
“Richard!” You whisper shouted. You had no reason to whisper, you just felt caught off guard. You should have expected him to be horny coming home, just not so witty about it.
“Say Daddy, mami.” His thumb rubbed your lower lips and you gasped quietly at his demand.
“You want me to call you Daddy...or Papi?” You bit your lip softly, looking up at him as he moved to hover over you.
“Daddy, bebé. If you call me Papi I won’t be able to stop.” He spoke before pressing his lips hastily to yours. You moaned against his lips as he submerged his thumb in between your lower lips to rub on your clit.
“Daddy, don’t stop.” Your jaw fell open as his thumb went faster. His lips moved down to assault your neck with kisses and purple splotches. His opposite hand went to the back of your head and pulled down on your hair. “I have a surprise.” You moaned, feeling your orgasm near you.
“What, mami?” He asked before nipping at your jugular.
“I’m on birth control now.” Richard stopped everything. He had begged and begged for a year for you to get on birth control. He was okay with waiting, but he still teased you about it. One time you let him do it without and it felt heavenly, thank god his pull out game was good. You swore that unless you went on birth control, which you were in no rush to do, that it couldn’t happen again. Sometimes while having sex he’d whisper to you,
“Remember how good it felt to have just me, inside of you mami?”
and you’d almost cave. But never since that day has he gone raw inside of you.
“Don’t lie to get your way, princesa.” He whispered lowly.
“I’m not, I promise.” Your hands reached to caress his face and tilt his head up so you could see his face. His lips were swollen and his nose was slightly blushed. He was an absolute passionate latin lover right out of the books and it showed.
“The best welcome home gift ever.” He said as he pulled your shorts off of your body. You laughed a little at his reaction and pulled his shirt off.
“Get naked, Daddy.” You teased him and proceeded to pull your tank top off. You were completely bare underneath everything and that seemed to motivate Richard to move faster.
“Did I ever mention how much I love you?” Richard spoke lowly, running his hands along your body.
“Eh. Maybe once or twice.” You smiled at him and he smiled back before giving you a kiss. “And I love you.”
“Wanna turn around for me, princesa?” Richard asked, running his nose along your navel. You turned over onto all fours and looked back at your man.
“I need you.” He hummed got adjusted on his knees.
“Louder, mami.” His hands squeezed around your thighs.
“I need you.” You spoke a bit louder. It didn’t seem to satisfy Richard though.
“You can do better.” You took an inhale of breath.
“I need you, Daddy, please cum inside me!” You cried out as he wasted no time in pistoning himself inside you. “Fuuuck.” You whined as a finger went to your clit while his hand remained gripping your thigh for leverage.
“You miss this like me, mami? This feeling of me fucking you how you like it?” Your eyes rolled up as the dirty talk turned you on like no other.
“Yes, daddy. I missed your cock.” Richard prompted filthy words to exit your mouth every time you two had sex. He made you feel so sexually liberated and wanted you to let him know how to please you. He dominated you with the purpose of being your only outlet of sexual necessity.
“You miss feeling all of it? While you throw yourself back onto me? No more fucking condoms.” He grunted loudly over the sounds of your skin clapping. Your grip grew tighter on the sheets as your clit was throbbing and your core was fluttering around Richard. You knew he could feel you contracting around him repeatedly. The noises exiting his mouth made it clear for you.
“I’m gonna cum, Daddy. Please let me cum.” You knees grew tired of helping you move back onto Richard, but he moved his hand from your thigh to your hair to pull back on it.
“Cum for me, mami. I want it all.” He kicked your thighs further apart with his own and rubbed at your clit with his palm making you scream in pleasure.
“Fuck! Papi!” You didn’t even comprehend that you allowed that to come out of your mouth, but when you said it Richard slammed his hips against yours agressively, making your ass seem like it was getting slapped repeatedly.
“Mami, fuck, look at that. You’ve made a mess now, bebé.” Richard moaned as his hand movements caused liquid to literally squirt out of you. Your vision went starry as your eyes most likely crossed so hard at this intense pleasure. You couldn’t even respond to him at this point. “Look at my messy girl, I love making you a mess, mami.” His hand gripped the front of your neck and moved his chest to cover your back.
“Papi...” You whimpered, feeling your entrance contract uncontrollably, triggering your sensitivity.
“Wait.” He demanded. His teeth grazed against your shoulder making you quiver. He moaned deeply in response. “Do it again, mami.” You felt a second orgasm assault your body and simultaneously felt the pressure of Richard’s cum coating your insides. “Shit.” He whispered harshly, squeezing a bit tightly around your neck.
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Diego or David songfic to the Spanish Bailando by Enrique Iglesias. Can be smutty 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏 I will love you five ever if u did this
Rooftop Lovin’ and Vigilante Justice: Diego x Fem! Reader
Thank you for the request! This is my first Diego. I hope you like it!
Warnings: Smut, of course!
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You were the last one in the office again. In the two years you’d been working for the company, you saw your department shrink by half. All decisions came straight from the top and the CEO was a real Scrooge. You’d survived each round of layoffs, only to have your workload doubled, quadrupled. But the raise you asked for was ‘just not in the budget.’ Still, any thoughts you’d have about quitting were always eclipsed by the loathsome reality of trying to find a new job.
You were hunkered down at your desk, trying to finish a spreadsheet your boss needed like yesterday when a knock on the glass lobby doors startled you half to death.
“Diego, Jesus Christ! How did you get up here?,” you scolded him through the glass. He just pointed to the elevator. He wore his signature black vigilante gear, with a black domino mask across his eyes. You swore he could do no wrong in that outfit.
You came out into the lobby, trying to stay cool and not give him the satisfaction of knowing how horny he made you just by showing up. “I mean how did you get past security?”
“Those idiots don’t know what they’re doing.”
“Well, that’s comforting…What are you doing here?”
“This is a jail break.” he said, dramatically punching the elevator button with the side of his fist. “All these long nights - It’s not right. You need some TLC.” He always called you by your last name. He used it like a term of endearment. You thought it was cute.
When the doors opened, Diego pulled you inside, his hands firmly around your hips, his lips exploring your neck. “Woah…hey,” you hissed, trying to wiggle out of his grasp while fighting back you own desire. “What about the cameras?”
“I switched the feed. It will be hours before they even notice it,” he replied with a sly grin.
That was all you needed to hear. You pressed yourself against him, feeling his sculpted body and the hard steel of his knives against your sides. He responded with a deep kiss, groaning into your lips and sliding his hands around to grab himself a handful of your ass. Then with his face still attached to yours he blindly mashed some buttons to get the elevator started. It was reckless passion like this that drew you to Diego.
The elevator suddenly opened on a random floor. A tired looking woman got on. You quickly separated and Diego whipped off his mask. His brown eyes were so beautiful and expressive, steeling glances at you while the woman starred at the ground. You were glad this stranger gave him a reason to take it off.
When you got to the roof, Diego started playing Bailando on his phone. You loved Enrique Iglesias and that song was your favorite. It was a beautiful night. The sky was clear and the weather was warm. You leaned against the edge. Even at full volume you could barely hear the song above the sounds of the city, but you knew every note and lyric by heart. It continued to play in your head as Diego undressed you.
First he unbuttoned your blouse…'Yo te miro y se me corta la respiración’ (I look at you and it cuts my breathing)…
Then he unclasped your bra…'Cuando tú me miras se me sube el corazón’ (When you look at me my heart goes up)…
His hands caressed your naked skin in the open air…'Y en un silencio tu mirada dice mil palabras (And in the silence your look says a thousand words)…
“Mmm…you know what I want,” you said breathlessly. “Come on, D, Just fucking do it!” You bounced like a petulant child.
“Okay, but you have to hold still.”
He reached under your skirt and used his knife to cut off your lace panties with surgeon like precision then held them up to his nose with his eyelids half mast. “You’ve been thinking about me a lot today, haven’t you?”
You nodded and smiled. “Yo quiero estar contigo,” you said touching yourself. He pulled your hand away to lick your fingers. Then he slipped his fingers up inside you and groaned at the wetness he found there. He continued to rub your clit and pump his fingers while he looked into your eyes. You matched the intensity of his gaze until you felt yourself starting to come. Your head rolled back and your legs twitched as you felt the wave of pleasure wash over you.
Diego shed his vest of knives and began working on his belt. You kissed him and stroked his chest, then wandered lower until your hand was on his cock. He was so hard and eager for your touch, but you teased him with only the tips of your fingers. He couldn’t take it anymore. He pulled your thighs further apart and thrust himself deep inside you. The stretched feeling made you moan. He circled your opening, providing more friction to your already swollen aching clit. It wasn’t long before another orgasm thundered through your body.
He pulled out and flipped you around. Now facing the street, you suddenly remembered that you were twenty stories up, but the pleasure chemicals running through your bloodstream made you impervious to fear. Diego pounded you so good, it was like a drug. He came at last, giving you everything he had.
“Should we continue this conversation at home in bed?,” he asked when the elevator doors opened to the ground floor lobby. The security guard looked mortified.
“Yes, but first a little vigilante justice?” You motioned to the huge ostentatious portrait of the CEO, prominently displayed in the lobby, like he was Louie the fucking fourteenth.
“With pleasure.” Diego removed one of the knives from its holster and threw it straight into the painting right between the bastard’s beady little eyes.
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REVIEWING THE CHARTS: 30/01/2021 (Wellerman, Fredo, Sabrina Carpenter, Billie Eilish & ROSALÍA)
I’ve never been more thankful for a song being this big – “drivers license” by Olivia Rodrigo spends a third week at #1, blocking “WITHOUT YOU” by The Kid LAROI at #2. Thank God. Anyway, we’ve got 10 new arrivals so let’s cut the chit-chat and start REVIEWING THE CHARTS.
Rundown
Of course, after this brief rundown we always do. Thankfully, the site actually updated last week, so I can go through this as routinely as possible. For drop-outs, it’s a lot of recent new arrivals falling out either off the debut or a few weeks after – most of them being pretty crap – but we do have some notable drop-outs, like “Forever Young” by Becky Hill, “Plugged In Freestyle” by A92 and Fumez the Engineer, “pov” by Ariana Grande, “Love is a Compass” by Griff, “Tick Tock” by Clean Bandit and Mabel featuring 24kGoldn, “Lasting Lover” by Sigala and James Arthur, and finally, “Perfect” by Ed Sheeran. Now to move onto the chart proper, we do have some movement to discuss. Firstly, we have some fallers, those being “Dynamite” by BTS at #32, “positions” by Ariana Grande at #39, “Lemonade” by Internet Money and Gunna featuring Don Toliver and NAV at #41, “All I Want” by Olivia Rodrigo at #43 off of the return, “SO DONE” by The Kid LAROI at #46, “Best Friend” by Saweetie featuring Doja Cat at #47, “Midnight Sky” by Miley Cyrus at #48, “What You Know Bout Love” by the late Pop Smoke at #51, “Wellerman” by the Longest Johns practically being replaced at #52 (We’ll discuss this more later), “See Nobody” by Wes Nelson and Hardy Caprio at #53, “Notorious” by Bugzy Malone and Chip at #55, “Looking for Me” by Paul Woodford, Diplo and Kareen Lomax at #60, “Bad Boy” by the late Juice WRLD and Young Thug unfortunately purging to #62, “WAP” by Cardi B featuring Megan Thee Stallion at #67, “Pinging (6 Figures)” by Central Cee crashing off of the debut to #72 and “Diamonds” by Sam Smith at #74, joining our two returning entries – which are just older songs getting another brief pick-up at the bottom of the charts. Those are “Baby Shark” by Pinkfong and “Shallow” by Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper at #75 and #73 respectively, by the way. Oh, and we also have “Martin & Gina” by Polo G at #65, but I honestly can’t see that song going anywhere – and I really like it. This doesn’t mean that we don’t have any gains, however, as finally, we can see some rising hits trying to fill in the cracks, like both of Rudimental’s debuts from last week: “Be the One” with MORGAN, TIKE and Digga D is up to #58, whilst the incredibly worse single “Regardless” with RAYE is cracking into the top 40 at #40. Sigh, well, we do have some more promising gains, like... “Heat Waves” by Glass Animals at #38? “Friday” by Riton, Nightcrawlers and Musafa & Hypeman at #37 off of the debut? Okay, 2021 might end up being pretty rough, huh? Thankfully, we have a plentiful amount of new arrivals to waive any of my fears, so let’s just start with those.
NEW ARRIVALS
#70 – “Overpriced” – M Huncho
Produced by Quincy Tellem
Oh, come on! Okay, so this is M Huncho, UK trao’s answer to the late MF DOOM, except without any of the lyrical complexity, storytelling abilities, genuine wit, charming sampling and production techniques, brilliant discography... he’s pretty much just a guy whose main gimmick is the mask, and it’s on this single cover too, seemingly in a museum. This song in particular is just one of these melodic trap cuts with wavy acoustic guitars blended with synths beyond recognition, topped off with odd bass mastering and a checked-out performance from M Huncho, who spends way too much time on his verses going “doo-doo-doo-doo-doo”, before the beat switches for a verse that fades out after like 20 seconds. What’s the point of any of this, honestly? It’s not awful – the bass does kind of knock – but I really don’t understand why this is here, or why M Huncho is a big name. It’s not even as good as AJ Tracey’s trap bangers and it’s not even as funny as D-Block Europe, which I’m surprised by, considering that he had his own stupid hit with “Pee Pee” around this time last year, and that song was actually good. Also, M Huncho, what do you think your fans get from you dissing them? If you’re going to brag about your “house by the lake” and then rap about how some unnamed individual “still lives at their mum’s in a council estate”, consider that a lot of your audience will still live with their parents in council housing or be surrounded by people who do. Someone who really came from poverty should know that this is classist and disrespectful to your own demographic. Yeah, this is worthless. Why’s this guy still charting? At least Young Adz knows how to write a hook.
#65 – “New Love” – Silk City and Ellie Goulding
Produced by Silk City and Picard Brothers
Okay, so we do have some energy on the chart – or at least half of the credited acts have. Silk City is a duo of producers, those being Diplo, a true weirdo in mainstream EDM who’s honestly kind of fascinating and oftentimes a fluke genius (especially in its work in Major Lazer and Jack U with Skrillex), and Mark Ronson, one of the greatest producers of the 21st century so far, probably most known for “Uptown Funk!”. These guys did have a hit together with Dua Lipa in 2018 in the form of “Electricity”, but it’s been a while and I’m interested to see how they work with the complete non-presence that is Ellie Goulding. It’s with some level of disappointment that I say that she’s not a non-presence here, as this is otherwise a pretty neat house tune with some excellent 90s keys and a deep-house groove I think is pretty fun. The strings in the pre-chorus are great and build-up to a fantastic chorus... or at least the instrumental is fantastic, because Goulding is a waste here, mixed way too high and honestly just faltering her vocals here. She sounds awkward through multi-tracking and even worse without it, as she clearly goes for a rough swagger that cannot work with her light, almost fairy-like voice she’s relied on much of her career. The intricacies of this production are really admirable, but Goulding was clearly an afterthought. With a real diva on vocals, or honestly just a sample of a soul or diva house track, this could be excellent. As it is, I’m bored. Next.
#63 – “Typhoons” – Royal Blood
Produced by Royal Blood
Oh, okay. Well, this is a pleasant surprise. Royal Blood are an English garage rock duo that rock pretty hard, and don’t go for anything else beyond that, which to me is a breath of fresh air, and, yeah, this is good. Is it as good as their debut? Of course not, their biggest hit “Figure it Out” is still incredible, and this one goes for a more synthesized 70s feel, even accentuated by disco keys in the pre-chorus. The riffs are still here though, as that main guitar line is pretty awesome. I see this as a mix of garage rock revival bands from the 2000s like the White Stripes, as well as some stoner-adjacent bands like Queens of the Stone Age, with a more classic hard-rock groove and Mike Kerr’s signature yelp, and it works for what it is, so I’m excited for that upcoming single. Nothing’s particularly impressive here, but I’ll definitely go for this over the rest of what we have charting, so I’m not complaining. This is good, you should check these guys out, even if they tend to be a bit derivative. That tense bridge with the looming background vocals and intensifying riff is genuinely epic, by the way, even if there isn’t much more of a pay-off behind just... the chorus again, which ends up rendering as flat as a result. Regardless, it’s a good break from the norm – which for a chart week like this, I’m especially glad is here.
#61 – “Your Love (9PM)” – ATB, Topic and A75
Produced by ATB, Topic and Rudi Dittmann
German DJ ATB was showing his girlfriend his new recording studio when he got carried away with a single guitar sound and made a song out of it, “9PM (Till I Come)”, named after the time the track was finished. Later on, he took the track and added some whispered vocals from Spanish model Yolanda Riviera. This happened in 1999, by the way, when this song was released to great success in Europe, leading to a hilariously dated album cover but still a UK #1. The song is honestly kind of bad, relying on a pretty typical house groove, ugly MIDI guitars and that seductive vocal loop. Regardless, since 90s nostalgia has come way too fast, Topic has remixed the track with A75, a collaboration we’ve seen before on “Breaking Me” from last year, which sucked. To be fair, the original song is pretty empty, so I’m interested to hear A75 add some vocals... and he just sounds pained over a deep-house rip of the original. The ugly MIDI melody stays, just now it’s drowned out and even more synthesized – this is the guitar sound you liked so much? I hope she left you. Let’s move on.
#59 – “My Head & My Heart” – Ava Max
Produced by Jonas Blue, Earwulf and Cirkut
Speaking of being bored, here’s pop singer Ava Max, with a new lead single from the deluxe edition of her debut studio album, Heaven & Hell. This one’s produced by Jonas Blue, which, alongside a redundant “Jonas Blue remix”, is probably why it’s charting. What’s sad is it’s not really very good, as the vocals are over-processed over fake hand-claps and clipping mixes that make those plastic synths sound even worse. Admittedly, I like the rubbery future bass-esque bass line here, but that’s really as far as my appreciation for this goes, as the writing is non-existent, and Ava Max is barely here. It’s honestly really similar to “New Love”, except this one’s not even as interesting as that track, going for an exhaustingly tired house-pop style that while she is a natural fit for, it does make the 2000s synth-pop she started with sound inspired in comparison. Oh, and the “Jonas Blue remix” is practically a glorified bass-boost that makes this sound even uglier, so, yeah, skip this.
#42 – “Apricots” – Bicep
Produced by Bicep
Bicep is a Northern Irish electronic duo from Belfast, and this is an instrumental from their most recent album, Isles, which clearly must have stood out enough for it to debut at #42. I can understand why too, as that sample from Hugh Tracey’s African music recordings, particularly the vocal sample used, is really infectious and interesting. I don’t think everything surrounding it is enough to really make it less annoying, as it running through nearly the entirety of a four-minute track makes this sample lose its lustre too quickly. It runs its course far before the song has the chance to build up into a house track, with that sample crushing everything that isn’t the percussion in the mix anyway. The keys are really cool, and I can’t fault the strings and ambiance that keeps the song building up for as long as it does. It also takes a sample from a Bulgarian folk choir, which they paralleled to the Celtic folk they grew up hearing, and honestly, this is just a cool blending of global music rather than an actually good song, ending with me respecting this more than actually enjoying it. The synths by the end sound fantastic as does the Bulgarian chanting, but it doesn’t really have a great climax or drop to make the build-up worth it, defaulting to a generic house groove by the end that fades out before it can have any real impact. So, yeah, this isn’t bad, but feels like a waste of some really great ideas. I guess I can say that “Northern Irish remix of an English ethnomusicologist’s recordings of African music that also samples a Bulgarian folk tune” isn’t quite as much of a developed idea as “Kazakh remix of an American rapper of Guyanese descent’s trap song in a Brazilian house style released on a Russian record label”.
#35 – “Lo Vas A Olvidar” – Billie Eilish and ROSALÍA
Produced by FINNEAS
It’s not often that songs in non-English languages chart in the UK. Whilst in the US, Latin music is such a force that it’ll launch hits for many Spanish-speaking artists, this isn’t the case in decidedly smaller Britain, where a still multicultural society tends to produce art that is always in English. To be fair, we don’t have a place like Puerto Rico, and the few songs I’ve talked about this year that have been in a different language... well, basically the one song I can remember off the top of my head, was in a Nigerian Creole language. So, why’s a Spanish song by Spanish artist ROSALÍA charting so high? Well, it’s also a Billie Eilish song, and it’s also from the HBO teen drama Euphoria. Yeah, a teen drama makes a lot of sense for Eilish to soundtrack. This has been teased since 2019, and is actually ROSALÍA’s first song to chart here in the UK, so is it any good? Well, yeah, actually, it is. Both Eilish and ROSALÍA have excellent whispery tones that complement FINNEAS’ muted, ambient production perfectly, and their harmonisation sounds great, with both singing in Spanish here for the most part. That chorus is pretty janky, though, and I don’t really see the point in the Auto-Tuned interludes, even if they both sound great playing off of each other with a lot of tuning in the outro. This is pretty minimal and dare I say awkward, kind of eerie, so I don’t see it sticking around, but as a longing break-up track, they both sell it well. Next.
#28 – “Skin” – Sabrina Carpenter
Produced by Ryan McMahon
Joshua Bassett’s response flopped immensely, meaning that now it’s Sabrina Carpenter’s time to shine, because if it’s anything she gets out of this Disney love triangle, it’s a hit song, and people clearly want to hear more from the women than they do from Josh. Telling. Now I’m not one to follow Disney teen drama because this is all a marketing gimmick. I mean, the songs dropped every Friday so anyone who can’t see through this is either blind or... a child, and considering the audience, that second one is more likely, which is fine. Popular music is, ultimately, in the hands of teenagers and record executives, and all of these break-up response diss track... things, tend to feed into both hands, whilst also giving these talented young actors a bigger break. This is Carpenter’s first charting hit in the UK, after all. The song is decidedly worse than “drivers license” though, and by a lot, as the mixing here isn’t even competent, as Carpenter’s voice clips through these ugly pianos, worsened by how her voice does not sound great here at all, as she struggles through that terrible chorus. She may say that this isn’t a response to Rodrigo, but given the lyrics and how quickly this rushed release was put out, are we really supposed to believe that? The percussion here is gross as well, drowned in bad reverb that makes this just sound grey and dull. The strings building up to a climax are barely there, and when they are, they sound like they’re elevating a really garbage performance from Carpenter, who can barely keep up. This is supposed to be a ballad yet it sounds so stiff and controlled, meaning that Carpenter trying to let loose on the vocals makes this awkward and painful. I’m sorry, but this is really bad, and I hope it doesn’t stick around. Thankfully, I don’t see that happening.
#20 – “Back to Basics” – Fredo
Produced by Dave
Lil Chocolate Frog’s got a new record out this week that I’ve yet to hear, and this is the lead single, produced by his long-time friend and collaborator, Dave – who’s awesome. I’ve typically been less kind to his mate Fredo but honestly, his ever so slightly off-kilter style has grown on me too, and this song is a pretty good introduction to that. It’s one verse over rattling trap hi-hats and a really eerie vocal sample, and Fredo flows casually and smoothly over the beat, in his typical careless, just barely there style, which works well over a pretty subtle beat like this. Fredo’s lyrics are pretty interesting here too, as amidst flexing and gun-play, he has some pretty funny lines, although far from Dave’s wordplay, rather relying on fun one-liners where he says he’s “kind of Christian”, doing revision on drug trafficking, will run for mayor, and because of how much of the gang violence is sadly amongst ethnic minorities, he himself is racially profiling his “opps”. One line near the end of the track actually made me laugh, when he says he counts up twenties while eating porridge. It’s not funny on paper, sure, but the delivery is gold. He shows more character here than he has since “Funky Friday”, also with Dave, so I’m pretty excited to hear this record, which Dave actually executively produced. It’s also got the late Pop Smoke on a track with Young Adz, so at least I’ll let out more of those laughs. This lead single is pretty good though, and I can see it going top 10 next week with the album boost.
#3 – “Wellerman – Sea Shanty” (220 KID x Billen Ted Remix) – Nathan Evans
Produced by Saltwaves, Billen Ted and 220 KID
Last week, the sea shanty “Wellerman” charted as a cover by the Longest Johns. It’s a fine acapella cover, and this version, by Nathan Evans, was originally similarly acapella, except for the tap of a table as percussion to keep time. This version got even more viral on British TikTok, and if I recall correctly, he quit his job to be signed by Polydor, which is pretty scummy on Polydor’s part. I mean, you know this guy won’t have any more hits. Regardless, this version debuted at #3 thanks to a remix by DJs 220 KID and Billen Ted, three English producers. According to their Spotify duo, Billen Ted used to be a death metal band of all things but then transitioned into writing for dance-pop tunes, and have worked with 220 KID, even if this is technically only their second single. This remix is actually pretty cool to be honest, as it takes the original track and adds some needed energy, mostly through this generic 90s house beat and some admittedly really nice pianos. It’s nothing special, and I would usually criticise something this generic, but the song’s not even two minutes and it’s a pretty inoffensive remix that genuinely adds to the original song through that brilliant flip of the original hook melody in the drop, so I can’t complain. This won’t last, but I’m not mad that it’s here.
Conclusion
I’m actually somewhat pleased with this chart week, which I wasn’t expecting initially, as you can probably tell from my above cynicism. Regardless, we’ve got some variety here (though I don’t see much of it sticking) and I’ll give Best of the Week to Royal Blood for “Typhoons”, with a tied Honourable Mention for “Back to Basics” by Fredo, and, God damn it, “Wellerman” by Nathan Evans and remixed by 220 KID and Billen Ted. Shut up, it’s fun! Worst of the Week will probably go to Sabrina Carpenter’s “Skin”, with a Dishonourable Mention for the complete lack of effort that is M Huncho’s “Overpriced”, just being mildly offensive if anything. Here’s our top 10:
For next week, I mean, a girl can hope for some Weezer, but it’s more likely that we’ll be met with a Fredo album bomb and some scattered efforts from that middling Lil Durk deluxe edition. For now though, you can follow me @cactusinthebank for more ramblings and thanks for reading. I’ll see you next week.
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Get to Know Meme - What Makes You Happy?
thanks to @dea-marte for tagging me this is absolutely the kind of energy i need in my life rn
Rules: List 15 things that make you happy, then tag 10 more people.
1. my housemates!! i lived in a program house at my university before shit got shut down, but 3 other members and i decided to sublet an apartment near campus so we could stay together through the end of our senior year, and i love them all so much and i’m so so so so happy to be here with them
2. animal crossing!!! i’m playing on one of my housemates’ switch and they’re out here doing real work on the island and then i come on afterwards and im just. vibing. hiding godzilla statues in the woods. planting pitfall seeds. causing a little mischief :3 (but also just having fun lol)
3. i’m almost done with undergrad!!! and i’m going to grad school!!!!!!!! like shit i did that and i have plans for the next two years of my life! love that!!!!!!
4. cooking. i’ve been doing it so much more in quarantine and it’s really validating to see my skills & intuition develop, and also i get good food out of it!!
5. star wars: the clone wars. the siege of mandalore is f u c k i n g me uppppp like damn this really is the most beautiful & heartbreaking piece of star wars content ever made huh. they really decided to do that with our emotions huh.
6. d&d!!!!! shit y’all i love dming SO M U C H and i love all my players & their characters and their m e m e s also we’re getting to a really exciting point in the campaign which has my HYPED
7. role-playing in general. i l o v e ttrpgs i love character creation. i love lore. i love worldbuilding. i love participating in worlds. i will compulsively create d&d characters, and any time i hear ANYTHING about a friend running a campaign im like ‘yes. hello. i made a character in the 5 minutes since you made this announcement now you HAVE to let me play’
8. personal writing. i say ‘personal’ instead of like writing generally bc my general relationship with writing is rlly complicated and not worth getting into rn because it actually upsets me a lot lol but when i’m just writing for me? when i don’t have to care about audience or making sense or producing something enjoyed by someone other than myself?? love that shit.
8a. i’ve been doing some fiction writing in spanish which is closely related to point 8 but deserves its own mention bc i’m really excited about how far my spanish has come in the past two years
9. viola playing!! in a v similar vein as personal writing; i really just enjoy being able to do this for myself. if i’m better today than i was yesterday, then that’s enough to make me happy. also music Pretty.
10. my original characters. if i don’t have anything else to do/think about, you can bet your ass i’m thinking about belladonna hawke or ariadna espinoza or gwendolyn trevelyan or my myriad of d&d npcs or any of the other fictitious people who are living in my mind rent-free
11. dragon age!! love this shit series so much. i’ve been replaying inquisition during quarantine!!!
12. Knowing Things. this is rlly vague but i just generally enjoy knowledge?? like i cannot tell you how happy it makes me to be able to talk about certain topics in depth.
13. my family bc im a Sap
14. my pets whomst i miss very very much and every time my mom sends me a picture of one of them it warms my heart sooooooooo much
15. uhhhhhhh chocolate? love chocolate.
tagging: @theangrytori, @adhdryujisakamoto, @neserem, @arishok-s, @onebadlich, and anyone else who wants to do it!!
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listen up 10s a 4 is speaking! shdlaskhd what’s up sluts i’m cherry, i’m 21, use she/her pronouns and live in PST! this is mischa, princess of the russian mafia. she wears black lipstick, is massive scammer, laughs at videos of people falling down the stairs. here is a shorter sparknotes version of her bio and some fun and fresh headcannons
please enjoy this gif of mischa cosplaying indie xoxo
SPARKNOTES BIO!
skeleton: the career criminal
name: mischa dostoyevsky ( formally xia han)
age: 25
gender: female
pronouns: she/her
fc: natasha liu bordizzo
born as xia to a dirt poor family of literal SCAM artists. we luv a scamily babey! her parents basically sold fraudulent anti-aging serum to dumb, white new york tourists everyday ( with the added bonus of her older brother dressed up like an OLD ASS MAN doing cartwheels n backflips like woooow this stuff really works! ) her job was basically sneaking through the crowd of people while they were distracted and pick-pocketing their money, valuables, shiny shit etc.
that white savior guilt money was paying the bills until one of the karens they conned got hives from the allergic reaction to the red food dye they used in the fake serum and her brothers literal Old Man disguise flew off like 90s rapper fly away pants when it was windy as fuck one day so basically The Authorities Have Been Called Luv, the police showed up and xia didn’t know what to do bc she was a kid so she just BOLTED AND RAN ... does not know what happened to her family to this day
grew up on the street, continued the family business of being a fcking scammer and basically bought tampons by telling power walking, baby backpacking ladies that she was gonna have to feed little timmy cockroaches if they didn’t pay off, slept with crooked stock brokers, seduced old guys, cleaned out their apartments, stole all their money, jewels, watches, credit cards, priceless antiques -- THE WORLD WAS HER SUGAR DADDI BB
all of this changed on day when she making her nightly run by the alibi, a bar she called Dumb Rich Guy Bar and saw a weird old guy come out looooaded with what looked expensive shit, but she really wanted his pocketwatch which from her experience was mad expensive. so she did her lil routine and THOUGHT she stole the watch but LOL SPIDERMAN MEME, he stole the watch back and the ring she was wearing AND HIS BODY GUARD HAD A GUN PLACED ON HER. MMM WHATCHA SAY
so turns out the weird old guy she tried to steal from was VLADIMIR DOSTOYEVSKY!!!! THE HEAD OF THE RUSSIAN FUCKING MAFIA. yiiiiikes! lmao she was like cool im gonna die but he was like hold up, u chose the pocket watch, the only real and valuable thing i was wearing ... i like u ur smart u have fire, u remind me of my dead wife YOU WILL BE MY SUCCESSOR ur name is now mischa for my unborn son and i will teach u the ropes
so there is no more xia, only mischa, basically adopted by vladimir who she calls dad/nana and who calls her rabbit as a nickname (they play monopoly every night and VLAD CHEATS EVERY TIME BRO). she is the only girl in the bratva aka The Brotherhood which is what the russian mafia is called. shes kind of their wendy. shes worshipped outwardly but theres probably a lot of people that hate her ... which leads me to ........PAPA DYING! BIG RIP OG PAPA! he was poisoned at dinner and people say it was the italians but mischa is sure it was an inside job
bc of vlad dying *pour one out for vladdy daddy* mischa is head of the bratva aka russian mafia they call her PAPA bc thats how people refer to the mob boss SO SDHLLKDSH
ALSO PLOT TWIST! originally the plate that killed her dad was the plate she was given but he switched with her bc his piece of chicken was bigger and he wanted her to have it :((((( SO THE POISON PLATE WAS HER PLATE SO SOMEONE WAS TRYNA KILL HER DUN DUN DUNNNNNNN
ok here are HCS they are from the bottom of my app xx
nicknames include who’s your papa, big papa and daddy purely because it’s iconic. but also she is probably that gifset where rihanna is talking abt how shes a bad bitch w top energy but is a massive bottom ahdlaks
mischa i think has to look a certain way of looking when dealing w the mob ( sort of girl boss, designer clothes, femme fatale ) but i think she is relatively unlady-like and prefers ratty jeans, plaid skirts, flannels, black combat boots, messy ponytails and the like when she’s relaxing. reminds her of life before.
practices makeup on dmitri and boris (her body guards) who complain a lot but also love her xoxo
owns a very big fluffy, luxurious cat named perogi, he’s her son, a gift from dear old dad.
has a pretty severe drinking problem ( vodka on the rocks is the poison ) after her father died and sleeps with a gun ( although i think she's better with a knife )
thus can drink you under the table also swears like an old sailor man ( is working on it, the whole mob sighs when she calls japanese businessmen idiot douche canoe fuckbags to their faces during monthly debt collections )
mischa can speak 5 languages in order to speak to people all over the world: madarin ( from her childhood ), english, russian ( mob ), spanish and french.
pansexual queen and i want to say scorpio
she’s grateful obviously to папа doing more off the grid, low quality criminal stuff without supervision because she is a truant, tramp, scam artist cat burglar klepto at heart <3
cinnamon roll meme: looks like she could kill you and would probably kill you
so i want to say she probably met the star of the show doing something where she snuck out at night with her bodyguards not knowing, wore her civilian clothes, blended in kept her head down because she missed freedom and accidentally met them out there like that under a pseudonym to hide her mafia life/continued to sneak out to see them like that before being exposed. very double life stuff angsty secret mafia princess stuff. we love hannah mon-mafia.
scared her parents will resurface/past will resurface ( supposedly папа bribed the police but . . . karma is a bitch )
has A LOT of suitors meant to strengthen The Empire and bridge conflicts between mobs but cares little, them: 💕, her: hocks a loogie and wipes on pants … she SUCSKSSKSS
has burped at important business dinners before and simultaneously has brought massive mafiosos to their knees. literally will have your dick cut off if you say something misogynistic, racist or something about her father :) she has a collection. ( its a big collection, but still quite little if you know what i mean )
rumored to have killed a man with the sharp end of her louboutin.
has a slight accent just from being surrounded by it constantly and word switches
smells like cinnamon and scraped knees
#heistintro#i hate her#pretends like she doesnt like being called princess also...luvs it#ur scary scorpio girlfriend
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𝑪𝑯𝑨𝑹𝑨𝑪𝑻𝑬𝑹 𝑺𝑯𝑬𝑬𝑻.
repost, don’t reblog
basics !
FULL NAME. August Wesley Wilder NICKNAME. Gus. Gus the Grizzly. GENDER. Cis-Male (He/Him) HEIGHT. 6′9 AGE. unknown, physically appears around 55-60 years old. ZODIAC. taurus sun / libra moon / virgo rising. earth sign dominant chart babey!! SPOKEN LANGUAGES. fluent English, Spanish, and French. has picked up a little Dakota-Siouan from frequent run-ins with the Ghost Nation over the years. he’s not really fluent in it, just knows enough to talk himself out of trouble lmao.
physical characteristics !
HAIR COLOR. salt and pepper grey, with natural black undertones. EYE COLOR. light hazel that fade to a deep forest green around the edge of the iris (central heterochromia) in both eyes. SKIN TONE. he’s white but he’s very sun-weathered and darkly tanned, with lots of sun spots and freckles all over his body. BODY TYPE. broad, big, bold and bear-ish. just the dictionary definition of a Gentle Giant. well, mostly gentle unless pushed. ACCENT. southern appalachian drawl. VOICE. deep, husky, and gravelly yet nothing short of soothing. his voice claim is Colter Wall. DOMINANT HAND. he’s ambidextrous! POSTURE. Gus is always generally seen standing tall and proud. he’s definitely a man who’s comfortable in his body, and the stark juxtaposition of his formidable physique and utterly gentle nature often catches the townsfolk and westworld guests by surprise. SCARS. deep, jagged scars that run diagonally across his back and over his biceps. supposedly a bear gave him the scars when he fought one off a young boy. in reality, he fought a guest off one of the teenage hosts in one of his first loops, and said guest struck August down with a searing hot fire poker from his forge while the young android ran for safety. that was the first and last time Gus was ever killed during his loop, and he has rarely been updated since. TATTOOS. he has some beautifully intricate tattoo sleeves on both arms, each image representing one of his favorite western tall tales that he often retells to his forge guests (especially crowds of kids). Gus actually gave himself the tattoos to hide the scars on his arms (the ones he could reach anyway), and the westworld writers never corrected the feature since they found them aesthetically pleasing and appropriate for his host role as both a blacksmith and self-proclaimed cultural mythologist / historian of the town. MOST NOTICEABLE FEATURE(S). we stan a sweet old android with dimples and laugh lines. and those bright eyes of his visibly twinkle when he smiles!
childhood !
PLACE OF BIRTH. Technically? The Westworld Mesa Hub. But for his written backstory, his birthplace is unknown. HOMETOWN. Hinton, West Virginia. a small railroad and coal town that sits at the edge of the New River in the Appalachian Mountains. when Gus was a boy, the town was essentially split between “trash” and “old money”. Gus came from the run-down side of the tracks, raised as a laboring blacksmith’s son, but he had a happy childhood. FIRST WORDS. “god dammit” after hearing his father shout it when he struck his thumb with a hammer. Almanzo found it hilarious, but also spent days trying to get the baby to say something else, ANYTHING else because the town population at the time was made of a few hundred southern baptists. suffice to say, Almanzo’s efforts were fruitless, and little baby August shouted it to the world in the middle of that sunday’s church service. his hometown community loved him dearly, but he’d always been labeled a little troublemaker ever since. and he was quite the prankster in his youth. all harmless of course. Gus hardly has a cruel bone in his body, but won his peer’s attentions and affections by being a bit of a class clown. SIBLINGS. none that he knows of. PARENTS. Almanzo “Manny” Wilder. should be noted that Almanzo is not August’s biological father. Gus was dropped at the door of his forge as a baby, and the identity of August’s biological family remains a complete mystery to both him and his caretaker. Almanzo played himself off as his biological dad for some time, but once Gus shot up to be about twice his old man’s size at age fifteen, well. he kind of figured it out on his own. he never resented Manny for it, though. in his mind, he is his real father. his only father. since he was the only one who was ever there for him. PARENTAL INVOLVEMENT. Almanzo was a very attentive surrogate father and loved Gus with everything he had. Gus always had a sharp mind and vivid imagination as a kid, and Manny told him time and time again that his brain was far too big for a place like Hinton, always urging him to apply to those fancy universities along the coast or over in England and become a novelist or engineer. August looked up to his father however, and wanted to grow up to be just like him, and therefore was not only Almanzo’s child, but also his apprentice. He stayed in Hinton until Manny died from lung cancer, and by which August was about 25 years old or so and a freshly professional smith. He took over the family business, sought to pave his own way out west, and has been tending to the needs of the people in Sweetwater ever since.
adult life !
OCCUPATION. a blacksmith and self-proclaimed “cultural mythologist”. fancy way of saying he really loves to wow kids with the tall tales of the west. CURRENT RESIDENCE. his forge that sits on the edge of town. CLOSE FRIENDS. well he spends a lot of time with his two pets, Teddy Bear and Sundance Kid. they’re about the closest friends he has. oh he cares about the other hosts of Sweetwater, dearly! and he craves human connection something fierce. but his work (and his emotional walls) keeps him a bit too busy to really... dive deep in any of those friendships. sadly. RELATIONSHIP STATUS. single, although was married to @forgedwest in a past loop. FINANCIAL STATUS. he’s definitely not filthy rich, but growing up poor taught him to be good with his money and while he doesn’t have a luxurious life by any means, he has all he needs. lower class but not at all bothered by it. DRIVER’S LICENSE. N/A. CRIMINAL RECORD. a few bar fights, but he was never guilty of starting them. just ending them. VICES. if you ask August, he’ll say he sleeps in just a little too long on Sunday mornings, rolling and smoking hashish to unwind. if you ask me, i say don’t buy him more than three amaretto sours if you wanna have a drink with him. he can generally control himself and hold his liquor, but he can get to a point where he won’t stop lmao. luckily, he’s a happy drunk. also enjoys cigars, but smokes them more for celebration of special occasions.
sex and romance !
SEXUAL ORIENTATION. bisexual ROMANTIC ORIENTATION. biromantic PREFERRED EMOTIONAL ROLE. submissive | dominant | switch PREFERRED SEXUAL ROLE. Submissive | dominant | switch ( he’s primarily a service top ) LIBIDO. average, i guess? i wouldn’t say his libido is anything insane, otherwise he’d REALLY be suffering being the lonely bachelor he is lmao. but he likes sex! TURN ONS. he loves a good sense of humor and has a weak spot for well-meaning troublemakers TURN OFFS. people who take advantage of others. that’s a broad category, but it’s a personal thing. LOVE LANGUAGE. gift-giving, physical intimacy, protection and quality time! he’s not so good at expressing his feelings with words, but you will absolutely know if he fancies you because his actions will show it. you will NEVER wonder about his intentions. the old boy wears his heart on his sleeve. RELATIONSHIP TENDENCIES. despite how obviously loving he is, August has a tendency to assume people don’t want to be with him. one could argue it’s likely rooted in an abandonment issue of some kind. Almanzo was a plenty attentive and very caring dad, but the knowledge that one was orphaned and dropped off on someone’s front step is would be a little jarring when just about anyone hears it. though it’s likely less so much that, and more so how his peers in school were downright TERRIFIED him just because of his intimidating physique alone (despite his kind nature). he was taken advantage of a lot in his youth due to just how naturally people pleasing he can be to compensate for his scary appearance, and his kindness was therefore mistaken often for stupidity. its a compulsion that he’s gotten better about controlling as he grew older, and is now much more discerning re: who deserves the clothes off his back. but little insecurities regarding it remains, and as such his assumption that no one harbors affections for him has become a self-fulfilling prophecy. August is very sweet and outgoing, plenty handsome, great with kids and would make a very loving husband and lifetime best friend! but he doesn’t exactly make himself romantically available.
miscellaneous !
CHARACTER’S THEME SONG. “ take me home, country roads ” by john denver. shocker, i know. HOBBIES TO PASS TIME. he’s a blacksmith by occupation, but August can make just about anything with any material you can think of. he’s a jack of all trades type, and spends a lot of his rare spare time gardening, sketching while he’s people-watching, writing stories, blowing glass, and creating little animals and character figurines from his stories out of hide / wood/ metal. the latter are gifts that he gives to any young park guests who come to the forge. he also likes playing his guitar or banjo and singing to himself on warm summer nights. MENTAL ILLNESSES. i mean. everything truly traumatic that ever happened to him was basically wiped clean from his slate so u kno. none. for now lmfao. PHYSICAL ILLNESSES. N/A. LEFT OR RIGHT BRAINED. right-brained, i guess. he can be plenty logical, but he’s definitely a creative type! FEARS. there is a Vague Fear that he will die alone but it’s not pertinent enough to cause him a lot of anxiety. because he’s generally pretty independent. more so, it’s just a source of intense longing when he’s got a crush, but then he never actually acts on it. also, he’s got a bit of a fear of vulnerability. mostly because his kindness has been used against him plenty and no, it has not made him any less kind, but he doesn’t want that kindness tied into real emotional potency and then turned against him. vulnerability and intimacy also come with the pre-conceived knowledge of loss, because relationships ( be they romantic, friendships, family etc ) either end in break ups or death. and yes, it’s better to have loved and lost than never loved at all, but that doesn’t make August’s unease re: loss any less real. SELF CONFIDENCE LEVEL. hmmm. i’ll say about an 6 or 7 out of 10? he’s plenty sure of himself and his abilities, he just keeps himself humble like the well-mannered mountain boy he is. VULNERABILITIES. best way to hurt him is to strike anyone close to him. cares WAY MORE about others. though on a kind of....emotional note? personal note? idk. he’s quite aware of how he’s perceived to be a bit “simple-minded” all due to his accent. it’s something that Gus will get defensive about if you poke at him for it. not out of pride, but out of love for the people and culture from where he hails. he LOVES Appalachia deeply, and while he admires the west for all of its available adventure and promise, the people of the Blue Ridge Mountains remain the kindest he’s ever known. don’t talk bad about them, he’ll be quick to knock you into next tuesday.
tagged by: @noiseofthunder thank u grunk u always tag me in the Quality Shit (n this really helped me finally flesh some character basics out) tagging: @forgedwest bc i’m the worst friend n force erin to do every dash game ever. also @copiesofme @defactomatriarch @bountyman & thieves are valid.
#( character study. )#( dash games. )#those of u who have been writing with me for some time#kno that i use these memes to talk abt my characters for ages#one word answers whom bitch??? WHOM????
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Sleep Deprivation
It’s really past time we talked about sleep deprivation. It’s a mainstay of modern torture and it’s been used for hundreds of years.
It’s also one of the clean (non-scarring) tortures that’s most regularly dismissed. The damage it causes is downplayed. And we often don’t even recognise it when it’s shown in fiction.
Sleep is a physiological need, like eating, drinking and breathing. Deprived of it we start to become ill and eventually die.
I’m breaking this down into sections, we’ll start with ‘normal’ sleep, talk about what sleep deprivation does to physical and mental health and then talk about how torturers deprive victims of sleep.
I’ll finish up by talking about how the long term symptoms of torture can impact sleep.
How much sleep is enough and what is normal sleep?
There is some variation in sleep patterns between individuals but if you let someone sleep for as long as they like most people sleep for around 7-9 hours a night. When we’re ill we tend to sleep more.
If you plot life expectancy against average hours of sleep a night you get a sort of U shaped graph. People who routinely sleep less then 7-9 hours a night have shorter lives and so do people who sleep more.
But there’s no evidence that sleeping too much actually causes poor health. People who sleep more on average may have underlying health conditions that shorten their lives.
And we have a lot of evidence that sleeping less causes poor health.
Sleep is divided into two types, REM and NREM sleep. That stands for Rapid Eye Movement sleep and Non Rapid Eye Movement sleep. Most people know REM sleep as dreaming sleep. Both are essential for human health.
All animals that have been tested sleep but only birds and mammals have been shown to dream. There’s also considerable variation in how long different species need to sleep for, most animals seem to need more than humans.
We sleep in cycles, chunks of time roughly an hour and a half long when we go through different stages of sleep. The initial cycles focus heavily on NREM sleep and as the night goes on we have more REM sleep, but every cycle contains a little of both.
The time of day we’re most likely to naturally fall asleep and naturally wake up varies with age in a non-linear fashion. Young children wake up early and tire early. Teenagers famously stay up late and sleep in late. The elderly wake up incredibly early and sleep incredibly early. This variation, along with individual variation, is thought to serve a protective function: humans are pack animals and varied sleep patterns within a group ensure that someone is awake most of the time in case of emergency.
It’s perfectly healthy for the time we want to go to sleep to vary, but the amount we need to sleep is more or less consistent after infancy.
Drugs, including caffeine, may effect our ability to fall asleep or our perception of how sleepy we are but they do not fulfil our need for sleep.
Keep in mind that even a character who is voluntarily depriving themselves of sleep will feel the effects. Repeated experiments have shown that we can be consciously aware we’re sleep deprived and aware of the effects of sleep deprivation but can not compensate for them.
Your character can’t get around the effects of sleep deprivation by willpower any more then a drunk can get around the effects of alcohol. Stimulants might keep them awake and raise their reaction time but they don’t effect other symptoms and may make some symptoms worse.
We need sleep after roughly sixteen hours of being awake. After that point our ability to function well starts to drop.
Effects of sleep deprivation
We’re still in the process of pinning down all the effects of sleep deprivation. Some of these effects are things we know happen but we don’t know why.
The more sleep deprived a character is the more symptoms they’d have, both physical and mental. Some of these symptoms are apparent after just one night of poor sleep (for the purposes of this post five hours sleep the previous night). I’m going to mark these early symptoms with an asterix (*) so you can easily recognise them.
Keep in mind that these effects are cumulative.
A character who gets into a pattern of not sleeping enough will get worse rather then staying at a steady level. The longer the character isn’t sleeping the more symptoms they should develop.
Physical symptoms
Shakes
Headaches*
Muscular pain
Increased blood pressure*
Reduced alertness*
Lower immune response leading to:
Increased infections
Longer recovery times
Longer reaction times*
Worse reflexes*
Lower natural testosterone levels and lower sperm counts
Abnormal menstrual cycles and lower fertility levels
Hunger*
Poor coordination*
Increased chance of accidents*
Subtle changes to physical appearance that cause a character to appear unhealthy*
Microsleeps (short periods of unconsciousness)
Psychological symptoms
Agitation
Reduced ability to interpret other people’s emotions*
Increased feelings of distrust towards other people*
Paranoia
Hallucinations
Increased chance of substance abuse
Confusion*
Memory loss*
Impaired ability to learn*
Increased risk of developing false memories
Suicidal thoughts and urges
Delirium
Markedly reduced concentration*
Consistently underestimating their level of impairment*
Impaired ability to think logically*
Increase in depressive and anxious symptoms, possibly inducing depression and anxiety
Reduced creativity*
Reduced problem solving ability*
Reduced ability to plan*
Increased risk of violent behaviour
Symptoms similar to psychosis in the long term
Long term effects
These aren’t symptoms exactly, these are a list of conditions people who are chronically sleep deprived are more likely to get. They develop several years later, usually in the 40-50s at the earliest.
Any amount of sleep deprivation is thought to increase the chances of these conditions but the longer and more consistently a character is sleep deprived the more likely they are.
Diabetes
Cancer (various kinds)
Heart failure (and coronary heart disease)
Strokes
Dementia, especially Alzheimer’s
Higher miscarriage rates
Vaccines may be less effective if the person was sleep deprived before the vaccine was administered because the immune response is suppressed. Research on this isn’t quite as thorough yet and it isn’t clear if the smaller immune response actually equates to less immunity against the real disease.
Sleep deprivation is also thought to increase weight gain. It makes people feel hungrier and crave unhealthy foods. While not nearly as serious as the other effects here it is a noted long term effect and as such I felt it needed to be included. Especially since there is a correlation between higher weight and sleep disorders.
How torturers deprive people of sleep.
Sleep deprivation is sometimes portrayed as a ‘modern’ innovation. This is untrue. Scottish witch trials used it heavily in attempts to force confessions and the Spanish Inquisition explicitly forbid its use (they thought the delirium and hallucinations would prevent victims from truly confessing and repenting their sins).
Not all of these methods would result in total sleep deprivation (ie absolutely no sleep in 24 hours). Some of them would lead to less sleep, poor sleep or disrupted sleep. This is still profoundly harmful.
Some of these methods could fit easily with a historical setting. Some wouldn’t. Some would work better in a pseudo-interrogation or forced confession scenario. If you’re planning on using sleep deprivation in your story pick a method that you feel fits your plot and setting best.
And if you’re not planning on using sleep deprivation but you see something you have used on this list take a moment to think about what you might be implying.
Poor cell conditions including:
-Constant light
-Constant noise
-Insufficient room to sleep
-Wet cells
-Extreme temperatures in cells
-Lack of beds and bedding
Stress positions such as forced standing. These are generally used for between 24-48 hours continuously meaning they’re automatically combined with sleep deprivation.
Constant use of restraints, especially if the restraints stop the character from fully extending their limbs or fully lowering their limbs.
Forced exercise such as forced walking (this was used in Scottish witch trials).
Forced labour for prolonged periods.
Guards disturbing the sleep of prisoners. For example shaking people awake every few minutes.
Prolonged interrogation without rest such as relay interrogation. Relay interrogation involves switching interrogators regularly so that prisoners can be kept in interrogation for over 24 hours at a time.
Starvation, hunger reduces our ability to sleep well and get as much sleep as we need. When combined with poor cell conditions poor sleep becomes inevitable.
Denying medical treatment to injured characters.
Poor sleep in survivors
Most of the long term symptoms of torture have the potential to disrupt sleep.
Depression, anxiety, hypervigilance and suicidal thoughts can all prevent survivors getting to sleep and disrupt sleep.
PTSD often involves intense nightmares which can both disturb sleep and make a survivor dread falling asleep. The majority of PTSD sufferers have difficulty sleeping.
Chronic pain can prevent sleep and many of the drugs commonly used to treat it can also lead to disturbed sleep. Like commonly abused addictive drugs pain medication can lead to poor quality sleep.
This doesn’t necessarily mean every survivor will have trouble sleep or be sleep deprived. While a lot of people with mental health problems have poorer sleep not everyone does. Medication for depression and anxiety can sometimes help people sleep and this in turn can reduce the intensity of symptoms.
Think about the combination of symptoms you’ve chosen for your character and consider whether they could lead to long term sleep loss.
Our need for sleep isn’t something we can debate, bribe or drug away. It’s a fundamental part of our biology.
Losing sleep is serious, being actively deprived of it is abusive. Be aware of what your story is doing and be prepared to show the consequences.
Sources
Why Torture doesn’t work: The Neuroscience of Interrogation by S O’Mara, Harvard University Press, 2015
Why We Sleep by M Walker, Penguin, 2017 - This book contains references to a lot of sleep research papers and is a very good introduction to the subject. Walker and Jagust conducted research together on the link between lack of sleep and Alzheimer’s. He also recommends D Dinges’ (University of Pennsylvania) body of work on sleep and concentration, response time and car accidents.
The Mystery of Sleep by M Kryger, Yale University Press, 2017
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season 2 episode 4 and episode 5 bc .. i missed it switching over i think
oh yeah shit dead parents lol.
miss handler. what a cunt
why do we say cheese btw??
the umbrella thing is just getting more and more clever
shit mom
i like new vanya....
jacks kinda a little bitch
he can teleport into the car. why didnt he
this family is full of shit moral compasses
thank you klaus i hate the story of the scorpion and the frog its too goddamn long
he missed... every moral in that story
i also want some meneudo, klaus
i think i have a can in the cabinet
i miss grown up dave
sanya is making me sad i want klave
.... whos car is vanya driving?
also yes. sanya is better than vissy. im right
shouldve just stuck to "dont join the fucking military"
klaus is like damn bro mustve dropped my clown card
we got a slur, baby!!!!
oh klaus was abt to cry.
ben please be a good brother
KLAUS IS CRYING
BRO THAT HURTED
allison i believe in u
oh, allison....
SOUNDTRACK PULLS THROUGH
SOUNTRACK P U L L S T H R O U G H!!
soundtrack pulled the fuck through
oh, klaus
this is too cool of a scene for it to be klaus becoming an alcoholic again
five has yet to change clothes
im so fucking hungry this hurts
the way the background music in the scene (on radios) fits the characters emotions... god
this hurts. luther and allison. be normal.
... did they have to ballroom dance with each other?
reginald made them ballroom dance but did they have to dance with each oth3r???
oh lila stan blog. when she was leading the waltz
OH!!! GRACE!!! LOVE OF MY LIFE OWNER OF MY HEART!!
is robot grace based on a real person? thie is speculation
.... yeah its grace and shes a real person im emo im emo im emotional oh
ma'am.... i love you
SOUTHERN GRACE
picturing his mom and dad together.... hes like gross. truly a son
real person grace.....
real person grace is a feminist and womans rights i just KNOW it why is robot grace the ideal 50s houswife
i know its bc reginald is a dick but
sissy stan blog
HARLAN STAN BLOG
if harlan is hurt im killing god
POWERS VANYA
sissys gotta be so goddamn confused
why the fuck did they kill harlan. just to prove vanya had sexy healing powers?
phil's a bitch
elliott is having a tough fucking time
im HUNGRY
DRUGS?
i still have 6 more episodes to get through damn
sanya do got me emo
sanya rigjts!!!
i love u sissy
drunk klaus is giving me flashbacks to my past cant imagine what its like for allison
soundtrack pulls through. still dont care about luther
elliott is. a guy
elanors a bitch!
pushes hair behing my ear young reginald is kinda h
is kinda ho
is kinda sexy as fuck
KISS?
soundtrack pulls through i GUESS
no it doesnt. yes it does ❤
KISS??
kiss is... better than i remember
thus us a rlly well choreographed fight scene
why the fuck he know greek?
what 7 languages were they (or at least allison five and klaus) taught
english, greek, spanish, french, klaus spoke vietnamese if a little, german??
SOUNDTRAVK PULLS THROUGU???
SCIENCE GRACE
grace i love u
IS THIS WHY POGO ANF GRACE ARE SUCH GOOD FRIENDS
POGO IS A SPACE MONKEY
NO.... NO!
NO IM SAF
NO....
GRACE NO
reginald be like i have butterflies in my penis area
THE DRAWING POGO MADE??? 😍😍😍😍
hey klaus
BEN
hes atill wearing daves dog tags??? bro???
klaus and allison.... best siblings
VEE AND SISSY FUCKED?
why is he a sex machine
im so godsamn hungry
harlan stan blog
no longer a sissy stan blog
still a handler stan blog i thijk
is that why everyone used jello? because it was some sexy thiny?
apparently klaus does not speak french. despite. speakinh french
ellen page is so small
"oh you are Drunk: Siblin s....
HE CALLED HER VANNY
thats what you get for being a DICK benjamin
i love the handlers shoes
nevermind she kicks cats with them
theyre taking care of the cats ❤❤
i dojt think the swedes can read
aidan gallagher should stick to acting hes pretty good at it
BENJAMIN........ YOURE BACK IN MY GOOD GRACES
klaus ally and vanny havin fun... ben being a sweet bitch again.... god
its all coming together
"if you have to use the word technically youre already in trouble" thank you klaus
they just slipped in every incest argument this fandom ever had
fun stuff always happens in barbershops
i love s2 vanya
"thats why i stopped dating twins" "this family's amazing"
I LOVE 3 SIBLINGS
i literally love allison klaus and vanya bro...
s2 rlly made me an allison stan
and a diego hater
THEY BLEW UP THE HOTTEST TRIPLET
A ROCK COVER OF BAD GUY?????
THE SOUND TRACK DELIVERS
i love rock covers of billie eillish songs
carl hate blog
sissys a coward but whatever 💅
if u say u wont follow dont try to bro
wasnt expecting to lisyen to swedish pop ngl
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answer these questions then tag people you would like to get to know better! I was tagged by @snakuchan cuhz she is my eternal solmate yoongi can move to the side bcuz im the big kahuna here.
Nickname- Taty by all my friends along wit puta or monga and the occasional dumbass other than that im also known as Tina cuhz i game a lot and i hate using my real name or nickname it weird.
Height- 5,3 its in my medical documents so suck on dat peasants.
Time- 8:42 p.m i spent my day playing animal crossing and listening to video game theme music with rain backgrounds cuhz it was a rainy day today so aesthetic.and i was reading Taehyung fanfics cuhz dats the bae.
Fave Bands/Artists - Shit. uhhh. They aint in any specific order so. Bts, Monsta x, Red Velvet, Twice, Got7, Nicki Minaj, Drake, Lady Gaga, Justin Timberlake, Shawn Mendes, Astro, Imagine Dragons, Coldplay, Joji, and Childish Gambino to name a few.
Song stuck in my head - The wii shop channel music someone fukn HELP ME.
Last movie I saw - Uh...crap uh i think it was The Dark Knight. Christian Bale is a noice actor and the joker is a masterpiece.
Other Blogs- Nah i just got me *smiles emptily*
Do I get asks - @snakuchan From dat angel. Love her plz she deserves it.
Why I chose this username - OH GOD PLZ NO Uh well this used to be a tumblr i made to check otome game updates back in 2012 or sm and my name was the name of one of em. Now its just me, memes and kpop.... *cries*
Following - 318 *sips tea* idk why i only care for like 20 or so
What I’m wearing - A normal black romper i needa change into my pjs but i do dat before i go to bed.
Dream job - BEING TAEHYUNG’S BOOTY CALL I actually have no idea I know I like fashion but the circumstances to go to school for that is rather bad so I just gotta see what Ima do now or wait it out and see what happens I’m only 18 anyway. I TURN 19 AUGUST FUK YE IM A LEO.
Favorite food- *shrugs* anything is fine as long as there is chicken or meat involved. I’m weird.
Play any Instruments - I uh played recorder in elementary. and in high school I learned to play the piano I did two years of piano and at the start it was just fun and joking around cuhz @snakuchan was there and teacher was busy with her musical career so it was just fun and in 2nd year it was advanced and she was still rather busy so I uh I played modern music on the piano by myself and a lot of studio ghibli soundtracks.
Hair Color - Listen up ok? Natural hair color is literally ash brown like woah. but I dye it a lot of browns so shes like a dark hazelnut color at the moment
Languages - ENGRISH and ESPANOL et un peu de francais ;) not rlly i know a few words and sentences in french but i aint a pro. I do know spanish after all cuban descendant right here.
Most iconic song - *stares emptily at screen* I'm the type of girl that look you dead in the eye, eye I'm real as they come, if you don't know why - I'm fly-why-why I seen you try to switch it up, but girl you ain't got those I'm the wonderwoman. Let me go get my rope I'm a supermodel and mommy, si mommy Amnesty International got bankrupt. I'm on top, on lock Love my ass and my abs and the video called Promiscuous My style is ridi-di-diculous-ulous-ulous.
I chose this cuhz its wat im listening to but i aint got a top song i love too many to choose. Thats give it to me from Timbland, nelly furtado, and justin timberlake.
Random Fact - i see spirits and sense bad things when they are near and I alrdy can predict what will happen in near future this aint a gift this a curse. Its hauntingly helpful tho.
Describe yourself as Aesthetic things- Lips dripped in gold, the vast clear skies, the feeling of the cool breeze passing thru ya hair, handfuls of expensive jewels and gems, cat eyes with smokey eyeshadow, rainy days with nostalgic piano music playing, the view of a sparkling city from a rooftop, the feeling you get thinking of your future soulmate, Small affection from ur friends, Pastel bathbombs, and the feeling of finally accomplishing goals you set for urself. TAEHYUNG BREAKING ME
I tag @bmwginger i always had massive respect for this gal even if we barely talk but i c u bb reblogging my taehyung n v fotos and the ocassional monsta x. *throws support and hearts at u* Ur quiet supporter spoketh.
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How to type upside down in word
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Opt + u, then u = ü *To type the upside-down punctuation marks press the following keys all at once. I have recently answered a very similar question, and most of its logic applies here as well. You can use your computer keyboard or mouse to type Upside down letters with this online keyboard. Create the text normally in your document. If you don’t want to switch between keyboards, you can use your normal keyboard and type Ctrl + Shift + u + 00bf. Type Microsoft Edge for the name, and click/tap on the Finish button. Double-click on the new Word document to access it. This tool generates upside-down text (sıɥʇ ǝʞıן) that you can copy and paste into Facebook statuses, tweets, YouTube comments, and more.
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What do you hate about your muse? (If you think I am not going to jump at the opportunity to open this can of worms you are absolutely incorrect. Drag him.)
a (late as hell) munday meme // @strike-at-the-heart (accepting)
hahaHHAHAAAA THANKS FAM OKAY HERE WE GO JESSE MCCREE HATE UNDER THE CUT BY A FUCKING JESSE MCCREE RPER
disclaimer i don’t hate hate jesse like an actual anti but like man do i hate my jesse.
just some general things.
Don’t get me wrong canon mccree, but also a fucking. honest to god. cowboy.
jesse i swear to god that italian accent is enough reason for execution christ
you’re fucking belt says BAMF. how much of a fucking loser
I love Matthew Mercer but Jesses fucking voice gives me a headache like when i think in my muses voice i get a migraine dont get me started on his accent
y’all think that y'all’d’ve'f'i’d’ve shit aint real youre wrong
what is it with you and “darlin’” like my jesse in particular thats how i get into his voice
on that note more specific shit on my take on this clownboy
clownboy n. half clown, half cowboy. says “yeehonk” source.
bisexual polyamorous disaster.
and i mean disaster
can you like have a normal healthy relationship of like any kind
clingy motherfucker holy hell
hot and cold
will literally cling to a lover in they sleep but when they wake up cold son of a bitch like some tragic hero bc he “can’t really be with anyone” get over yourself you fucking piece of SHIt
im sorry but he’s a FUCKING COWBOY.
switchiest switch to ever switch
“hey there ;)”
literally anyone “well hey ;)”
jes: “.//////////////.” like the fucking dweeb he is.
reciprocated attraction?? lol who?
purposely attention seeking. will totally get in the way of a serious muses work and should definitely be killed on spot hes annoying asf
okay back to the bad relationships toxic relationships tw
he had at least two major partners and they both sucked ASS like BAD ok
do not wanna get into it. jesse you should have been gone gone gone lonnnnggg time before this
in BW .092239487348 seconds already gay for Reyes
in OW for 1 minute and he’s attracted to like everyone.
give me the fucking list dudes
at least he had the decency to back off Lena when he found out she was lesbian. so there is that i guess.
fucking christ slow as motherfucker how the hell do you get ANYWHERE
idiot romantic
like an idiot like a real fucking dumbass
"is this a romantic a ttraction?”
the butterfly is literally anyone who might be vaguely interested in him esp if the relationship will hurt him somehow
also my jesse accidentally befriended a snake how the fuck do you ACCIDENTALLY
also its babies all know him hes secretly a disney fucking princess
theres a vulture too and honest to god vulture
he leaves a lot of dead in his wake ok
also hey cna you maybe not fuck everything up by just being there
ramen shop. train. fucking moron
that wasn’t his fault tbh but it also was shyut ip
HIS WHISTLING. THE OBNLY THING THAR STOPS ME FROM PUNCHINGG MY HEADPHONES ACROSS THE COUNTRY IS MAT NOT JESSE
orisa pls kill him
jesse you literally never have the right to talk shit back at literally anyone except maybe reaper bc that is also one big loser
im sorry but like listen its all well and dandy to cling to something and like have it become really important to your development thats totally valid
but jesse. you literally talk like a fucking clown
DONT CLOWN A CLOWN YOULL END UP WITH A FROWN WELL GUESS WHAT JESSE YOU CLOWNED YOURSELF AND NOW LOOK WHAT HAPPENED THATS WHY OVERWATCH DISBANDED
that makes no sense i just hate him a lot
fucking christ done ever speak spanish
your italian accent was one thing
i do not EVER want to hear him say literally anything ever
in any language
but ESPECIALLY NOT SPANISH
OR ANY NOT AMERICAN ENGLISH
C HR I S T I HATE HIM SO MUCH
WHAT the FUCK is that BEARD SHIT YOU MONEY LOOKIN ASS
RATTY LITTLE EYES
LOOK AT HIM I DONT CARE IF HES FULLY CLOTHES HE LOOKS LIKE A WHORE
YOUR PONCHO IS FUCKING BURNT WHAT DID YOU DO YOU IDIOT
ALSO UNLESS IM BLIND IS THAT ASECOND GUN U GOT HOLSTERED THERE BOY
SHABBY RATTY LOOKIN ASS FUCKING GODS I HATE HIM
ALSO WE JOKE ABOUT GENJI NOT WEARING CLOTHES BUT JESSE DONT HAVE A SHIRT ON
idk if thats armor or cybernetics but like
wide ass fucking mouth froggy lookin ass some people make it work and you my good fuckboy, do not
he is also a complete fuck boy prove me wrong
his cigar too fucking literally how do u pay for all of those you son of a binch
a l s o. bitch looks like he’d try to mansplain how to yeehaw mother fucker i HATE HIM
literally how has anyone ever taken you seriously
to quote, “mccrees instincts are, as ever, unimpeachable.” read as: no shit, dumbass.
dont know when youve lost just die
also, to quote a real smart dumbass from Blue Exorcist, “he’s so stupid he’d forget to die even if he got killed.”
and that my friends is the only reason and i mean ONLY REASON jesse mccree is still alive today
oh and one last thing
he’s a little bitch.
#strike-at-the-heart#theres probably more#ill probably continuously reblog when i think of more shit to drag jes on#i fucking hate jesse mccree#says the jesse mccree rper#which is why i rp him#a n y w a y
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Great comment. Agreed, I too am a Gooner and have to search around to see where I can watch all the games i possibly can. Epl games live today of these costs add up as everyone wants a piece of the pie! It still sucks though. Gooner checking in —all Prem clubs are exclusively on Gold at a minimum of 3x a year. I think the frequency of the Project Restart matches and their inability to roll over to CNBC means they are going to be forced to putting some unusual match-ups on Gold.
Wow another crazy useful link on here, so these epl games live today leagues and associations in different countries should all get together with the U. You should get with the times. Over-riding all franchise and broadcaster agreements? Oh, and all college basketball broadcasts cancelled, because I hate the game and it clutters up the menus on my TiVo.
Get epl games live today now app. Best decision i ever made cutting cable and switching. Are all Premier League teams playing on May 4th and May 12th? The 12th is Decision Day so that is a definite.
But does the 2nd to last week also have all the teams playing in one day? Kind of like a Epl games live today Day preview? Except all games are not on TV networks. Decision Day they epl games live today. My cable shows Leicester v Burnley on Sat. Guess they are shuffling things with the FA Epl games live today games? Could you also advise on the same topic for Barcelona.
I watched the majority of their games on Fubo and then had a major problem cancelling their service. Why show a game that is a nailed on home win Man City instead? What in the world do they know about the EPL or professional football in general? Probably has more to do with epl games live today turning towards the end of the season and Manchester City and Liverpool are in a title epl games live today. Are NBC sports gonna use 10 networks for next week of championship Sunday.
Just like last year or not? Can any co-commentator experts read article with this piece of detective work? WorldSTalk listed it as Kevin Kilbane but when I searched the name the person who came up had a completely different voice. It also does not seem to be Joe Speight who was listed as the main play by play commentator, or at least his epl games live today was listed first.
Thanks to anyone who can correctly identify the voice. The information released is vague but my understanding of it is that no on demand match replays will be available till after 9pm ET. That would be a big disappointment for me. Kick in the teeth again for supporters of clubs outside the so called Big 6. Anyone able to make sense of what is going on?
I think the only thing that is vague is whether the exclusive games will be available on demand before 9 PM.
Otherwise, it seems pretty full article. Used to be easy to avoid spoilers for the EPL. I contacted NBC and epl games live today said matches exclusive to Gold would be available soon after the final whistle. Hopefully this is how it turns out but you never know. What is my best choice in purchasing a program to watch all of the Arsenal games? Is that even possible. Is it just me or is this so cringeworthy?
I dont care that Scott in Kansas is sitting with his baby in Chelsea gear watching the game on TV, or Dan in Florida has dressed up his dog. They put on the screen that an ex Cinncinnati Bengals WR has tweeted he is excited to watch the game and we got a full screen picture of JJ Watts dogs sitting next to a swimming pool.
We then got lots of Rebecca Lowe rating peoples breakfasts. Someone make them stop. Get real guys, they are trying to attract a broader audience, which is all good for the game in the US.
Sometimes it will take a while for it to show up after the live game has finished. Usually after an hour it should appear. Come on Norwich. The video quality is outstanding, the way a premier league game should be seen. I then saw the Spanish replay of the Chelsea game on the Nbc Sports app and the video quality was less than stellar.
If you have the Premier League then your app should be pristine video quality. They have eye money and the resources. NBC Sports gets a little lazy with the video quality because they know that no other tv network in the United States has any plans to buy the rights to broadcast the PL anytime in the helpful site future.
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