#tyrus incorrect quotes

[theravenloftwanderers]

Curse of Strahd: The Ravenloft Wanderers (Incorrect quotes 2)

Gather around homies the bedtime story is real juicy.

[spookyblazecoffee]

*After the Swing Scene 2.0* Cyrus: I made this friendship bracelet for you. TJ: You know, I’m not really a jewelry person. Cyrus: You don’t have to wear it- TJ: No, I’m gonna wear it forever. Back off.

[slashingdisneypasta]

Some Incorrect Quotes Featuring Good Day For It Thugs (feat. Y/N).

[supergraphicultramoderngirl]

tj: hey

tj: hey cyrus

cyrus: what

tj, barely holding back laughter: are you a goldfish?

cyrus: wh— no—

tj, with a shit-eating grin on his face: because you’re the snack that smiles back

cyrus:

tj:

cyrus:

tj:

cyrus:

cyrus: i’m breaking up with you

[galaxyofmyown]

cyrus: i know all the names that can be

tj: i’m thelonious jagger

cyrus: son of a fuck

[livsoulsecrets]

Cyrus: So... TJ and I are dating

Buffy and Andi: Finally!! It was about time

Jonah, confused: Oh, so that is what I missed

[sylvies-chen]

Cyrus: TJ, can you pass the-

TJ: KIRA AND I ARE NOT A COUPLE

Cyrus: yeah, I kn-

TJ: NOT A COUPLE, PLATONIC. I LIKE YOU NOT HER OK?

Cyrus: Babe... I know, we’re married. *points at ring on his finger*

TJ: *sigh of relief* oh ok, good. I was worried there for a second.

[fearofflamingos]

Andi: *enters the Andi Shack* hello people who do not live here

Cyrus and Tj: hi

Buffy and Marty: hey

Jonah: hello

Andi: i gave you guys keys for emergencies

Cyrus: we were out of Doritos

[wholesome-holland]

Cyrus: Hey Teej, whatcha listening to?

TJ: oh, just my favorite song

Cyrus: TJ that’s audio of me talking

TJ: exactly.

[geekingbeautytx]

TJ: *looks at Cyrus with that smile* would you like to stay for dinner?

Amber and RJ Kippen: *yelling from the porch door* Would you to stay forever?!?!

Cyrus: Dinner would be great. *cue soft smile*

[tyroniusjackson]

TJ: I just realized we don’t have a secret handshake.

Cyrus: ooo I love secret handshakes!!!

TJ: good now give me your hand.

*TJ and Cyrus interlock hands*

Cyrus: ...

Cyrus: TJ, we’re just holding hands.

TJ: exactly.

[hashtag-kippen]

TJ: Cyrus, when you are my age-

Cyrus: You're only one year older!

TJ: When you are my age-

[queerhoodies]

TJ: “Fellas is it gay to call a friend ‘My Man’?”

Everybody: Yes it is.

TJ: K, niceberg

[thefangiirlnextdoor]

TJ: I'm fine by myself. I don't need anyone.

Cyrus: Hi!

TJ: I need you.

[livsoulsecrets]

Andi: Cyrus, lawyers don’t go to jail with their clients.

Cyrus: Well, you don’t have all the facts.

Andi: Which are?

Cyrus: I love him.

[sylvies-chen]

Cyrus: “Kira, always a treat”

Me: “BUT NEVER A SNACC”

... idk i thought it was funny lol