#txt: mateo

[themeixhuang]

mei 📲 mateo

Mei: Hey Mei: Just checking in, hope today was good? Mei: And also just curious if you're thinking of going to the Halloween party the town does? They tend to go all out @mateoxdiaz

[beautiful-songbird]

your iPad is married to my iPad

How did you know. Did Bob tell you?

[missajj]

Ok so I saw your post on the "best brother prank" on tiktok. I have another one on how you think characters would react to...'dpr ian belt dance trend'

I LOVE THAT TREND?????

Okay okay…this is how Charlie, Dylan, Mateo, Leo and Everette would react to the DPR Ian belt dance trend!

Charlie - wide eyed, staring at you with a jaw to the GROUND. Would definitely have to adjust how he was sitting, and blushes as he runs a hand through his hair. “Damn Sweetheart…that was fucking sexy.” He breathes, clearing his throat. “Could ya…do it again? Please?”

Dylan - bro would be SMIRKING, arms crossed as he leans back to check you out. “Fuckin’ ay Bunny..” he growls, running his thumb across his lower lip. “I like seenin’ a belt ‘round your wrists…c’mere.”

Mateo - *computer dial up noise* he’s speechless, his eyes moving to follow every movement you make. “ay dios mío…” he mumbles, turning his face away from you as his face turns bright red. “Please, mi amor. Don’t tease me with your body like that.”

Leo - Leo would be cheering you on, clapping his hands as he grins like a fool. “Hell yeah, baby!” He whistles lowly, beckoning you over “damn, you are somethin’ else! Do it again…without clothes this time.”

Everette - Everette definitely would be too focused on the fact that HE WANTS TO LEARN HOW DO IT TOO. “Okay okay, my turn!” He’ll jump up and eventually just ends up choking himself with the belt. “Fuck, how’d you make it look so effortlessly sexy???”

[t4tstarvingdog]

if i had a nickel for each time a queer couple died because one of them broke a promise not to leave… k can’t finish this post

[transgnckon]

A part of me will always think it’s such a missed opportunity that Elena of Avalor was just a whole mishmash of Latin American cultures instead of letting like different characters be from different countries that’s what I’ll dedicate my hcs to

[rampxnt]

[fallouttrait]

I am stressedddddd

I shot all the photos I need and now I need to fill in all the blanks, then I have to pray and hope I can duplicate the snippet of code that makes each profile to make room for more of the kids-

[stunfiskz]

IM LOSING IT WHAT IS THIS

[fallstaticexit]

Some friendships are endless. Even though Mel and Nina have been busy in Del Sol Valley the past 3 years working on a new project, a horror TV series, their bond remained strong as ever with their best friends.

Bonus:

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Mel: “Hey, what are you up to?”

Loren: Feeding these damn chickens Maeve bought..

Mel: What in the midlife crisis...chickens??

Loren: At first it was just the two but they keep having babies. I named the rooster and hen after your parents.

Mel: Oh, ha ha.

Mel: So, remember how I said we wouldn’t be back in Sulani until after we’re done filming this season?

Loren: Yeeeaahh..?

Loren: [exhales] I missed your gorgeous face, Nina! These 3 years have been way too long.

Mel: Uhh...you miss anyone else or just my wife?

Nina: Baby, don’t be jealous.

Maeve: Holy fucking shit. The Briars are back!

Mel: I knew you’d be happy to see me, Maeve. Bring it in-

Mel: Alright, what am I, old news?

Maeve: We love you Mel! But Nina’s our babygirl.

Loren: Besides, we all know once you know who gets here, we’ll barely see you.

Mel: That’s not true. We all hang out.

Loren: It’s been like that since we were like 11, Starboy. It’s ok, you two are soulmates. In fact, I’m sure Aiden’s already tracking the microchip in your ass as we speak-

Aiden: MEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!

Mel: AIDEEENNN!!

Loren: OWW?!!

Aiden: MEEEELLLLLLLLLLL!

Mel: AIDEEENNN!!

Nina: They’re so cute.

Loren: I think he broke my nose?

Maeve: Ay, bendito!

bonus -

Lyric via txt: “Omfg... if mom calls and ask that you come to some dinner for Mateo, SAY NO PLEASE. I can only deal with her once a year and it’s not Harvestfest yet...”

Mel via txt: “You haven’t talked to mom yet....”

Lyric via txt: “Don’t judge me. Ya mama is infuriating..”

[beautiful-songbird]

I'm trying to read but I am so afraid of the pain I have resorted to running around my kitchen

They all live happily ever after don’t worry <3 their story is rainbow sunshine and puppies I swear <3

[missajj]

Ohhhhhh, can I piggyback off Moose’s ask and get your top four headcanons for Callum and Mateo???

Thank you!! I am truly thankful for all of the love and support ❤️❤️

Absolutely! I’ll do 2 serious and 2 lighthearted/silly for both 😊

Callum -

☻︎ Callum has an intense fear of needles. When he was younger, he’d faint whenever he needed to get vaccinated. So his parents claimed to the school that vaccines were against their religion to get Callum out of getting poked at by needles. This obviously led to Callum getting sick quite often as a child and he eventually had to get every vaccine he missed to be able to go to college. He was not happy lmfao

☻︎ Callum would spend holidays with his grandma, a very kind and widowed woman. Callum knows of to knit and loves game shows. He’ll even call his grandma on the weekends and they’ll both watch Wheel of Fortune and Jeopardy together over the phone.

☹︎ Callum hates it when User calls him Callum instead of Cal - it reminds him of when his parents would get mad or upset with him. Not that Callum had a bad childhood or anything, it just makes him feel like User is mad at him and he’ll overthink it until he’s sick.

☹︎ Callum doesn’t think he’s worth anything. Sure, he knows he has people who care for him, but he feels like he was put in this world to make sure those people make it in life, rather than he do anything worthy with his. Kinda like an NPC.

Mateo -

☻︎ Mateo ABSOLUTELY loves it when his little sister asks him to play dolls with her. He’ll get so into too, doing high pitched voices and create elaborate stories with plot lines and everything. América is definitely not as into as he is, that’s for sure lmfao

☻︎ Mateo and User could be married for 30 years and have a hoard of children together, and User would STILL be able to get him into a flustered and stumbling mess. Mateo will never stop thinking that User is the most beautiful/handsome thing in the whole world, even when they’re old and gray.

☹︎ the reason Mateo dropped out of high school was because the families lumber business was on the verge of going out of business. His mom had just passed and his dad was beginning to drown his sorrows in alcohol, so barely any work was being done and any money that the business had earned was going straight into funding his dads drinking habits. Mateo had to grow up quickly to keep the business afloat.

☹︎ a few weeks before his dad died, he had told Mateo that they should send América to live with his family who still lived in Mexico, and that he had even set everything up for her to leave the following week. Mateo had NEVER been so angry before, yelling and screaming at his dad, telling him he had no right to make such a decision. To this day, Mateo holds a lot of guilt for the way he reacted and spoke to his dad and wishes he could apologize for his behavior.

[itshoeyyy]

intro ?

Hryd bub ? :D

I hope ur doin' fine>

Basic🎧

You can call me mateo or u can give me a nn too

16 yrs

Im genderfluid

my prns - ey/em

<3

ofc you

ur mom jokes

Dazai

Bella

soobin ♡!

Dogs> pls ey r so cute

rain , snow , skies

aesthetic things

n many more +

</3

dni if ur - 12 or +20 , homo , islamphobic

stan jessi , jaypark , nct 127

font users

use uWu too much

etcetc-

grps ! stan + bias

Txt , bias - soobin

Enhypen , bias - sunghoon

TraineeA , bias - jihoon

Nmixx , bias - lily

itzy , bias - yeji , ryujin

skz , bias - felix

some facts abt me🕸

Im extrovert on social media but introvert in person

I suck at maths i-

I don't like snakes , spiders

I stan corpse>

I support <🏳️‍🌈3

That's it ig ?

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Anyway ntmy all' ^^

[themeixhuang]

Mei: Oh? Mei: I'd love to! If you're sure that is Mei: I am. It's actually quite pretty if I do say so myself. Mei: (I've never quite been one for the more gory aspect of Halloween)

Mateo: You should! I'll give you a tour sometime and we can get dinner together after. Mateo: Are you wearing a costume then? @themeixhuang

[bvnga-aprikot]

after all this time i finally found why i was so attached to Lucas when i first saw him

THIS BITCH LITERALLY SHAPED MY TYPE OF FICTIONAL MEN AS A CHILD

[jonahh]

ERIC WEDDING RING ERIC WEDDING RING

[lamphous]

lying in bed unwilling to cop to googling "glee filming locations" and instead entering the names of other shows I know filmed in the same place, then becoming irate when there are no results for this specific 30 second shot in a random episode of veep

my unparalleled unnecessarily detailed recall of american television 1999-2013 once more leaves me alone in this world. every time I try to look up something niche it's just