#twst [redacted]

[diodellet]

cw: sorry for writing more bedroom shenanigans, it will happen again. unbeta'd, all mistakes are mine. probably some scientific inaccuracies, except for the inertia bits, that i understand. established relationship things and some light swearing. it's all lighthearted 😇

who needs morning alarms when you're partners with naga!jamil?

the first thing to wake you up is the cold press of his scales against your skin. which is the beginning of the end, sad to say. being part-reptile, of course his instincts bring him to search for the closest heat source. as the warm-blooded one in the relationship, you will make do.

which leads to your current predicament - not the comforting feeling of sleeping in his arms, the upper body situation is all fine and dandy on this side, you like the fabric of his sweater, you (both) deeply crave this kind of skinship, it's all good up here! - his coils are twined around your legs, heavy enough to pin you in place, leaving you vulnerable to the cold of the room. as your eyes crack open, what greets you is the dim blue glow of dawn. of course.

in this world of magic, you'd think they'd have created a kind of blanket that doesn't become utterly useless after several hours of shifting in one's sleep. with your limited movement, you manage to free one arm.

"jamil." you shake his shoulder.

"hmm?"

"can you get up, please? i need to shut off the ac."

to your dismay, he makes a vague sound of protest, curls his arms more protectively around you.

"jamil." he can't seriously be going back to sleep.

"it's still early, and you're all nice and warm..." and wasn't that the twisted miracle of this situation? the fact that you woke up before his alarms?

his languidness has got to be a joke. you've seen him move quicker than a bullet. snakes can haul ass when the situation calls for it. you weigh your options, you could yell 'spider' and risk the consequences of a freshly-awoken-and-panicking jamil.

or you could just freeze. who needs legs? who needs to move? the way his fingers idly stroked against the flesh of your stomach was nice and comforting -

"bullshit, you're also freezing...!" he just liked to see you struggle, didn't he? you try kicking your legs in a last bid to free yourself only for his coils to shift and properly entrap you in their grip.

oh that was unfair, being comprised of mostly muscle and having quick reflexes even when half-asleep. damned naga anatomy.

you heave an exasperated sigh through your nose, not even bothering to hide your annoyance.

jamil's breath fans across the back of your neck. "didn't you want to spend more time together like this?" he asks, faux-dejection creeping into his voice.

the skin of your nape erupts in a flurry of goosebumps, definitely not from the cold. you feel like you're burning, and you're not sure if that's a good thing.

so you decide to roll off the bed and take him down with you.

tagging my fellow jamilnatics: @viperwhispered @twstgo @crystallizsch @jessamine-rose @just-a-little-silly

(if any yall wanna be tagged for future jamil writing, just lmk through the replies. i know in my bones he will strike again)

[yuri-is-online]

"Do be gentle with me." Why does Jade have to go saying things like that? He's the type to find a way to make you trip on fall on him on purpose then say that as if your some perv doing something to him then smile at you with that damn face.

"Do be gentle with me." He says like he's the one with his hands at his side in shock and not halfway up your shirt.

"Do be gentle with me." Like he's not keeping your arms pinning him to the ground with an iron grip

"Do be gentle with me~" As if he didn't leave that tab about "how humans have relations with merfolk" up on his monitor specially for you to see.

"Do be gentle with me." Murmered into your neck as he gives you a quick hug from behind, making sure to graze it with his teeth.

"Do be gentle with me." With a laugh as he watches you flail for air after one "short" kiss.

"Please be gentle with me" because seas know he has no intention of being gentle with you.

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

happy pocky day, y'all 💞

I wasn't initially planning on making something, but I was inspired by some of my friends doing cut stuff with their OCs--

ADSHBFGFWYOFQWYfwnqeuto2YGO31T8 Looks like you caught Miss Raven in the middle of her snack time... Just close your eyes and slowly back away, pretend like you didn't see anything!

[suntails]

⚔️♣️

[sbk-zgvlt]

What if Crowley just commissioned someone on fucking etsy to make a bunch of pillows with the cast's names on it for their birthday because 1) he couldnt think of anything else 2) support small creators ❤️ (he got the money straight from the school funds)

Meanwhile Sebek's wondering why OhSoGracious has been ordering a bunch of pillows with his classmates' names on it

[llondonfog]

i hope you're doing well, my dear lettie <3 for the six sentence prompt ask game, might i request silver getting sick at school and lilia dutifully cuts class to take care of him? 🥹

"Oh— oh, watch yourself, love—"

The hand on his arm is sure and steady, and it is the only thing that keeps Silver's knees from buckling away beneath him as if he were wobbling around with transfigured sea legs, jellified and weak.

It's a familiar touch, one that he would know even in the deepest of slumbers. He doesn't need to lift his heavy eyes to know who has seemingly materialized out of thin air to support him, and because Silver is, still among all things, a child, it takes no effort at all to slump his head to the side and rest his forehead against the waiting curve of his father's shoulder.

" . . . now, what am I to do with you?"

Silver was sick.

And not the average, runny-nose and scratchy cough kind, but the roiling shower steam nausea, feverish kind— the kind that felt as if little craft fairies with lead hammers had taken up residence in the hollows of his bones and the aching sinus pockets behind his eyes, and were banging incessantly on his raw nerves with vicious, unmitigated glee.

Morning classes had been an absolute misery of sensory havoc, his mind distracted and his glazed eyes slipping shut with even more forceful vengeance than usual. His pen had scrawled aimless lines across the blank notebook pages, and even Trein had spared him a pitying glance, not that Silver had realized it, for his flushed cheeks and obvious disorientation.

(Neither had he noticed Kalim's repeated concerned glances, nor the way that his friend kept tapping on his cell phone with a worried twist to his perpetually upturned lips.)

It was little wonder then that as the students streamed in eager droves out of their lecture halls for lunch, Silver chose instead to attempt a shuffling escape towards the Mirror Hall, towards Diasomnia and the promise of a timed catnap in the gloomy embrace of its dark, cool corridors before the rigor of his afternoon classes could begin.

He'd been rather foolish to believe he'd make it there unaided with how the stone floor beneath him started to wink closer, the sinking realization tugging at his stomach that he was beginning to plummet down to meet it without resistance, until a presence unannounced had swooped in by his side.

So focused now on attempting to wrangle his breakfast into submission before it inevitably made a second, less pleasant appearance upon his father's uniform, he hardly notices until too late that the ground has disappeared under his very feet with a swiftness that spares him the nauseous threat. Bleary eyes blink past the invisible weight pressing insistent fingers against them, and Silver manages to find a glimmer of incredulity among all of his slippery, pounding thoughts as he stares up at the fae cradling him in his arms as if he were all of five again— and smiling as pleased as punch, in the middle of the grand hallway no less.

". . . Father— !" he doesn't even think to correct himself as he croaks out the beloved title, utterly at a loss as to what the fae could possibly be thinking. "Father, please, put me down! Someone might see—"

"And see what?" His father's eyes sparkle down at him with mischievous delight, but it is not enough to mask the darker currents of worry that linger there, stealing the rest of the sputtering arguments from Silver's mind. "That I'm caring for my adorable junior classmate as a good vice housewarden should?"

His mouth opens and closes more uselessly than a fish as he stares without a rebuttal at the self-satisfied fae, unable to come up with a worthwhile protest in the sluggish cogs of his mind.

The rambunctious cacophony of their fellow classmates echoes from further down the hall, and Lilia's smile creases into something tender and private, an expression reserved for Silver and Silver alone as those clawed fingertips drift soothingly through his sweaty bangs. There's no magic that glitters from his touch, and yet Silver's eyes find themselves drooping instantly just the same, his head tucking forward to rest against his father's chest where that heartbeat reverberates like a lullaby in his ears.

"Come on, dear— let's get you back to bed."

[estcaligo]

Twisted Thoughts: Silver’s Unique Magic

One might think that Silver’s UM is weak or even useless, primarily because what we traditionally consider "strong" is often associated with physical damage.

However, many would agree that strength isn’t about the tools or abilities you possess but how you use them. Any tool can become a deadly weapon. Any knowledge or skill can make you dangerous and powerful. The real question is whether you can realize the full potential of your "weapon".

The best example would be Jade. And I think it’s been discussed a lot how cleverly he utilizes his ridiculously impractical UM. But let’s get back to Silver.

Won’t delve too deeply into descriptions. Basically, Silver’s UM is dreamwalking - visiting dreams of other people (and animals, perhaps??). That’s it. That’s the UM.

It can’t be used in a battle, it can’t defend, it can’t harm, unless…?

Mind control

Driving someone to madness. Pushing them toward dangerous extremes. Haunting their dreams every night. Filling their sleep with nightmares. Making them regret waking up or fear falling asleep. Exhausting them to the point where they know no rest, until they can’t distinguish dreams from reality. Breaking their mind.

Physical harm isn’t always the most dangerous thing. Mental torture can be far more excruciating.

We’re lucky that Silver is a good boy. Having someone invade your subconscious with malicious intent could lead to truly horrifying consequences.

P. S.

Naturally, I cannot help but mention The Inception - the film I had in mind writing this. So, some quotes from there:

“In the dream state, your conscious defenses are lowered, and it makes your thoughts vulnerable to theft.”

“What is the most resilient parasite? Bacteria? A virus? An intestinal worm? An idea. Resilient, highly contagious. Once an idea has taken hold of the brain it’s almost impossible to eradicate. An idea that is fully formed—fully understood—that sticks; right in there somewhere.”

*won’t mention Jung or Freud or it'll be at least 10 pages

[merakiui]

i can't believe glomas was easy mode for what was to come in playful land. rollo and his cute fire flowers have nothing on fellow and the absolute horror of [redacted for spoilers].........................

[1930sdarlin]

[Please do not repost without permission]

[da-birb-writes-sometimes]

In light of Father's Day...

Yuu: Happy Father's Day *hands Crowley an envelope*

Crowley: Oh, Prefect! You see me as a father-figure and got me a gift! You shouldn't have- *opens the envelope and stares at it* This is a restraining order?! AND YOU'RE SUING ME?!

Yuu: Exactly, see you in court, bitch.

. . . meanwhile . . .

Crewel: I got those adoption papers you handed in with your last exam.

Yuu: And? *hopeful look*

Crewel: Welcome to the family. *small smile* Also, how did Crowley take the restraining papers and the su-

Crowley: *loud sobbing in the distance*

Crewel: Nevermind then-

[wereprinxe]

pinned post; new intro

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[your-local-grinning-cat]

Hey love! ♡♡♡,

I'm curious, what is your grandad like? How was it growing up with him around?

(Also, because of course I should ask this as well, do you think he'd like me-?)

Darlinnnnnnnnnnnn~!!!!! 💖💖💖💖💖

*pounces on you in a hug*

My favorite Heartslabyul-shaped Diasomnian! 😹

Hmmmm…

As for my Grandpaw… I didn’t just grow up with him around, I grew up with only him around. I don’t really remember my parents. They were unfortunately lost to what every Cheshire willingly and lovingly makes their worst enemy, so I was raised by my Grandpaw!

He is very fun! I still haven’t guessed his first name, even after all these years, but I’m sure I’ll figure it out eventually! 😼 My Grandpaw likes to tell lots of stories and you’ll never know if they’re true or not… sometimes the ones you’re so sure are the lies are the truths.

One time, he told me a story about this giant egg man sitting on a wall that was so well-to-do that a KING gave him a cravat (or was it a belt? 🤔) as an Unbirthday present and promised to fix him if the egg man broke his shell. I was pawsitive my Grandpaw was just telling tall tales with that one… nope! Learned years later that it did happen… in a different universe. Grandpaw is just sneaky like that! 🤭

He’s great with kids - he’s who I want to be when I am as old as he is. He was always so patient with teaching me how to appear and disappear, teleport, and [REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED REDACTED]. I don’t know where I would be without him. 🥰

And I think he would adore you, Darlin! You’re important to me, which means he’s already going to like you, but also? You gave me earrings. And I’m wearing them. He’s gonna know that means I really like you. So that means he won’t just like you as an accessory to me, he will sit you down and get to know you so he can say fur sure that he likes you. 💜

[yuri-is-online]

(Whispering to you in a sleepover voice)

Something something Ace's "ideal" date is a theme park where you ride the roller coasters and in this event he invites Yuu to ride with him, if Yuu picks the "that was fun" option for the ride he's so happy, even after pranking you about the photo ops* he's clearly jazzed you're there with him.

Something something his group the only one Yuu ends up spending the entire "event" with, Yuu and Grim generally leaving midway through the other groups' "events". Something something Ace treating Playful Land as a Dry Run if he ever asks Yuu out on a date something something Ortho replaying Ace's "admission" about dates at a themepark from the Ghost Bride event, connecting the dots and spamming Lilia, Cater and Trey's DMs to be Ace's wingman on this trip (shout out to Lilia who volunteered for Grim baby sitting duties)

Is this anything?

* [don't get me started about how each group had an emphasis on everyone having a photo done at the park, what's that about?]

So the photo thing is a pretty big thing at U.S. theme parks? I've never been to a different country so I wouldn't know if it's a big thing in other ones, but I'd imagine it is in Disney ones since it's an extra way of monetizing your time at the park. It's part of the experience and meant to be a souvenir; it's not just tied to coasters even though those pictures tend to be the funniest.

Oh Ace...

Maybe part of him is surprised at how much fun he's having with you. He knows he likes you, but then didn't he also "like" that girl? That's why he dated her... maybe he half expected to ditch you so he could actually have fun. But that's not what happens, he's having fun with you here. Any brief moment you are gone ties knots in his stomach and it starts to ruin his good time.

Of course Ortho is going to be a little shit about it. Ace might be the littlest brother in his family, but Ortho was grown in a lab to be someone's annoying little brother. Ace can't look at you for .01 second longer than usual without Ortho digging up that recording and threatening to play it. Not that he really needs to, Cater has been trying to tactfully arrange some aceyuu *alone* time for the entire trip. Trey isn't really much help at all, but he does give Ace a thumbs up and tell the others to calm down a bit which he is greatful for.

Of course Lilia will babysit Grim! He's so good with children, and with supporting young parents. He was one himself you know, you can come to him when (no not if don't be silly) you need advice c: ahhh young love~

[raven-at-the-writing-desk]

triple j

I usually drop a single 10 roll on the limited banners just to grab a single copy of the event SR! … SO SoMEONE PLEASE TWLL ME WhY I DIDNmT GET A SiNGKE FLOYD AnD INSTEAD gOT THE jACK SSR I WAS NR EvEN AnGLING FoR????? 😭 😭 😭 (It took me 20 rolls total to yoink Floyd… Guess he didn’t feel like coming/j)

Oh well… I guess I’m starting off the new year strong, cuz I pulled a dupe of Dorm Uniform J word and the New Year’s Attire Jamil on the other banner ^^

[kalims-pessimist-bestie]

kids: we want actual twst content

me: we have actual twst content at home

the twst content at home:

[oddberryshortcake]

Literally begging Scarabia chapter yuu to be a foil of Jamil as well as carry the empathy needed to fully understand how and why Jamil is overblotting

I want so damn badly for someone to walk up to him and say, "I understand you."