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gobblinggojo · 3 years ago

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🪐Obey me Brothers With a Single Mother S/O!💫

includes: lucifer, mammon, leviathan, satan, asmodeus, beelzebub and belphegor.

warnings: female pronouns are used, a little angst.

lucifer

when lucifer first met you, he instantly knew that one day you’d make an amazing mother. of course, he hadn’t realized that you were already one.

when he finds out, one of the first questions that pops up in lucifer’s head is the basic: where’s the father?

he of course doesn’t ask you plain right out for fear of embarrassing you, or bringing up some sort of terrible past trauma you may have associated with your child’s father.

the first time lucifer ever meets your child, and is introduced to them as your boyfriend, he’s pretty nervous.

of course, his pride gets in the way of showing how nervous he really is.

he’s pretty scary, he knows. he’s terrified of scaring your child, resulting in the loss of a possible happy relationship.

he is SHOCKED when your two year old son waddles right up to him, demanding to be held and loved on.

your son loves lucifer so, so much-, so much so, that he bawls his little heart out as soon as lucifer has to leave.

“wucy weavin’?” he’ll ask through sobs.

that absolutely breaks lucifer’s heart.

he definitely steps up 100% as your child’s father; taking him to the park, to daycare, even with him to meetings with diavolo.

Mammon

when mammon first meets you, he already knows you have a kid, considering the first time he met you was when you were pregnant with them.

he’s so, so sweet to you. he can tell you’re struggling up in the human world, with no real support system, and being behind in so many bills.

he literally spends his money to help you; which you ended up scolding him for. he didn’t care though; he really liked you and didn’t want to end up finding you and your newborn child living on the streets.

“Ha? why’re ya yellin’ at me for? must be the hormones.”

you two finally get together when you’re around nine months pregnant; almost near your due date.

he was in the hospital with you when you had your little girl and you even asked him to sign the birth certificate, stating that he was the father.

this. man. takes. care. of. his. two. girls.

he absolutely spoils your daughter; whether that be with expensive little booties she’d just grow out of within a month, or expensive onesies.

he buys them matching sunglasses. <3

if your daughters biological father tries to step into the picture, mammon does not allow it.

“i’ve been C/N’s father way before she was even born! ya never even cared to help Y/N out with any of her bills. C/N’s is my baby girl, and Y/N is my future wife-, so, back off, will ya?!”

Leviathan

before levi had ever spoken to you, he had seen you around a couple of times with your five year old son, out and about, doing some shopping for various games that your son loved to play.

he always assumed that your son was your little brother.

one day he notices that your son has a game that leviathan in particular LOVES.

“hey-! you like devil crossing too? whose your fave character? mines tom crook-!”

you find your son totally geeking out with a purple headed grown man; and quite frankly you find said grown man extremely attractive, resulting in you asking for his number.

leviathan practically malfunctioned right then and there, he still gave it to you though. <3

he’s so oblivious to the fact that your son is your son.

he literally doesn’t realize until three months into your relationship.

“you know, C/N really adores you, levi. thank you for being a daddy to him.”

“HUH?!”

after finding out that you were a single mom, and your son had a deadbeat dad he steps up more than before.

he’s constantly taking your son out to various conventions, even going to super early speed sales just to get rare copies of his favorite games.

he loves him. <3

one night when levi was staying the night, you awoke to levi and C/N laying on the couch together; both passed out in each other’s arms, their controllers thrown on the floor as they slept.

Satan

much like levi, satan has seen you many times before, at the local bookstore with a baby girl strapped right to your chest.

he’d often recommend books for both you and your three-month-old daughter.

“good-night moon is a very good bed time story, you know? if she’s ever restless at night she might enjoy being read to.”

the first time the two of you ever have a full conversation is when he bumps into you at the same exact bookstore; but this time you grabbed at his jacket sleeve, wanting to ask him something.

“do you think you could recommend, or help me find some more books for C/N? she really likes being read to-, i honestly didn’t think she would, but she does. but, everytime i get her a book i think she likes she ends up not liking it..”

satan adored how picky your daughter was about her books. and of course, he adored you asking him, the avatar of wrath for help.

he helped you. <3 and then proceeded to give you his number.

satan began to come around your home about a few weeks after the two of you started texting one another; which also ended up leading to the two of you beginning a relationship.

he loves your daughter; when anyone asks him in public if she’s his, he always says yes.

he. reads. her. to. sleep.

he literally lays her down on his chest, swaddled in a blanket as he reads to her. she absolutely loves it.

her first word was dada-, which she said while looking at satan.

that’s the moment in which satan officially claimed the little baby as his own. he absolutely worships the both of you and does anything to either one of you.

Asmodeus

you and asmo were very good friends before you ever got pregnant and left by your shitty ex.

he was there for you through all the heartbreak, and soon-to-be mother anxiety.

“i gotta be there for my favorite girl, don’t i?”

he’s absolutely happy when he finds out that you’re having a baby girl! he’s even more happy when you ask him to come to the hospital with you for her delivery.

he cuts the cord and is given the chance to hold her first.

he’s so happy that she came out looking just like you and not her ugly ass dad.

“she looks just like you, Y/N! she’s just adorable!”

asmo unofficially moves in with you after the birth of your daughter; and the two of you begin a relationship shortly afterwards.

he LOVES dressing her up in various pinky dresses, bows, frills, everything.

she adores it too.

she is quite literally raised believing asmo is her father, and he’s happy with that.

“my pretty little C/N! you look so much like mommy~! daddy’s so jealous of how much beauty my two girls have-“

asmo is there for every waking moment. her first nightmare, her first steps, her first flu, her first everything.

he loves you and your daughter so much. <3

Beelzebub

beel meets you and your six year old son during one of his fangol practices.

your sons on the little league fangol team; which really isn’t all that fantastic. it’s just little scrimmages that the little boys usually participate in.

he literally idolizes beel.

beel finds it absolutely adorable; you find it a tad embarrassing that your son is always following after son ginger-headed adult when said ginger is supposed to be practicing.

“mr. beel! teach me how to tackle? please? i wanna be like you!”

the two of you finally become acquaintanced with one another when beel shows up to one of your sons fangol games.

“i came cause i promised C/N that i’d come to watch-, is it okay if i sit with you?”

he said that with his hands filled with snacks.

you two started going out two months after knowing one another; he always comes over and practices fangol with your son.

you find it absolutely adorable.

beel always comes to your sons practices and games; always cheering him on and giving him tips and pointers.

the first time C/N refers to beel as his father is when he made him a father’s day card. <3

beel loved it and almost cried over it.

he adores you and C/N so, so much.

he’s such a huge help too! always making sure the two of you are well-fed and sleeping properly.

he will not let your guys’ health diminish in yalls household. he wants what’s best for you all. <3

Belphegor

he met you when he was helping your crying baby girl find you at the supermarket.

“it’s gonna be okay, we’ll find your mommy.” he’d say, holding the three year old close to him and reassuringly rubbing her back.

normally belphie wouldn’t get this close to a crying and snotty toddler, but the way she ran to him, crying broke his heart.

when he finally finds you, he makes sure that you’re okay too.

“i can only imagine how scary it is to lose a toddler at the store..”

you beg him to let you buy him dinner for finding your daughter.

shortly after this exchange you and belphie started going out.

he practically lives at your house too-.

“ya know Y/N. i think C/N likes me so much, that i’m her new daddy, isn’t that right, C/N?”

“yah!”

“see?”

this is so obvious, but belphie takes naps with her, and always makes sure that she has good dreams.

i headcanon that belphie is able to see into peoples dreams, and can somehow turn the bad ones into good ones.

so, he always makes sure that C/N has good dreams.

she makes him a father’s day card just like Beel’s son does. <3

she loves him so, so much, and belphie loves her. they both adore one another so, so much.

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clouds-of-wings · 4 years ago

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Drinking chamomile tea while serenely (edit: NOT serenely!) reading the lyrics to Beloved Antichrist - Part 4 (Act 3)

I must say I’m curious about the end now, even though I know it in broad strokes (everybody die).

I feel kinda stupid now because when the soldiers were chanting “Shoot them down! Shoot them down!” I always understood “Jupiter! Jupiter!” - even though the song is literally called - “Shoot them down!”

Apollonius can breathe fire!

The music sounds wayyy too happy for some of the things that happen in this opera. Or is it just me? Therion nearly always sound at least sort of happy to me, but I have the same issue with another one of my fave bands whose lyrics are generally a lot darker. Maybe it’s just that it makes me happy and so it sounds happy?

“Two equal armies consisting of more or less every man and woman of weapon-bearing age” - wow they’re not fucking around. I guess it emphasizes the fanaticism involved that they’re willing to act in a way that guarantees that society will be ruined even if their side wins. No one’s thinking clearly anymore.

But, how do you have the endorsement of Satan himself, know real existing demons and a half-sungod, and still haven’t mastered aerial warfare? Seth can solve all the world’s problems but not his own. Which is... hm, kinda the point here.

Sophia gets her “Not my daughter, you bitch!” moment against Apollonius

WHAT? WTF? WHY DOES SETH SUDDENLY HAVE A REVOLVER? ALL THIS TIME HE WAS GUN WIZARD, THEN WHY DID YOU JUST SPEND 3 HOURS TALKING ABOUT MAGIC FIRE AND DEMON FIGHTS IN THE DESERT?! SETH - HAS - A - GUN! JOHANNA STABS HIM WITH HER HOLY GOD DAGGER THAT SHE SPENT 5 SONGS TALKING ABOUT AND HE JUST... HE JUST SHOOTS HER? WHAT THE EVERLOVING FUCK! THEN WHY DIDN’T HE SHOOT HER THE 8345939485394 OTHER TIMES HE HAD A CHANCE?!

Talk about deus ex machina!

Seth just suddenly has a pistol! WHAT?!

...to be fair, there IS a song called “Shoot them down”...

Okay lmaooooooo while they’re dying they realize the other one kinda had a point all along and they start holding hands while bleeding out. WHAT?! WHAT THE HELL? I always thought “Seeds of Time“ was sung by Seth and Helena (as you can see I’m great at this whole “fave band 5ever” stuff, can’t even tell Lori and Chiara’s voices apart) and went, “Oh. Of course! The world is ending but it’s all about *~The Couple~* and their Feelings For Each Other!” NO! It’s about how “attraction arises” between the Antichrist and the Champion of Heaven who have just mortally wounded one another. While the world ends.

omg do they fall in love..? They die and go to the afterlife together, where Helena (Seth’s wife!) and Sophia "sing praises for the union”!

wtfffff I did NOT see that coming! I can’t decide if this is the best or the worst ending ever. That’s what I get for reading the lyrics three years after the opera came out. Ahahaha. In my defense, I did try earlier.

See this is the kind of stuff I mean when I say things never get boring with Therion. All these years I thought, based on what I could understand despite the operatic singing and my apparent inability to tell voices apart, that they had written a crappy Hollywood ending about how “being a dysfunctional straight couple that shits on everyone else” is the only thing that really matters in this world. That the war is of course just the backdrop for their lame-ass romance. That Helena had killed Johanna in “Forgive me” bc of course her husband deserves her full loyalty, even if he’s the actual Antichrist, and that Helena became the sexy evil goth gf as a result (”come to me, to the fallen, my love!”). And the end is actually about “Wow, I hate you and everything you stand for, plus Helena killed herself because of you, but the way you just murdered me was sexy as fuck! I understand why you opposed me now! Let’s get astrally married in the afterlife!”

Sorry for thinking you guys would write a shit ending like that! I pour ash on my head, as we say in Germany. It’s a super-dramatic enemies-to-lovers (or enemies-to-enlightened-spirit-beings-who-float-into-the-light-hand-in-hand) ending instead. I can get into that, I guess?

When I wake up tomorrow, I will wonder if I dreamed this ending.

Also again, this is TEH ANIME. They wrote a great anime plot here. Can’t wait for it to be adapted to its proper medium.

#therion #symphonic metal #opera metal #rock opera #music stuff #i need to digest this properly omg #beloved antichrist

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geekofchaos · 5 years ago

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Thoughts on Survivor WAW 4

Dammnit. I know he wasn’t popular here but I loved Tyson. He was my number two. Why’d he have to go against my number one? Anyways, he and Natalie were tied for number two before she was voted out so according to the law of equivalent exchange, I want Natalie back.

Adam Klein. I really really hate how people literally bullied him off social media for basically the crime of not lying down and letting their faves win. It’s absolutely disgusting especially those who have compared him to Jeff Varner or Dan Spilo. Fuck off. You’re genuinely a shitty person if you do that. He made a dumb dumb move last episode but that doesn’t make him Satan. Anyways, Adam really pulled his ass out of the fire this tribal being the only Sele jumper who got those keys.

I was super worried about the first Yul confessional but thankfully I began to realize it wasn’t him as time started to go by. So all that worry now turns into good content/visibility.

Honestly, good on Tyson. He showed a level of sportsmanship when he gave his fire token to Nick instead of one of his allies. That is one of the big disadvantages of the Fire Token system in that it awards players (so far anyways) who were on the wrong side of the vote.

It’s Wendell who’s the ex-boyfriend, right? I heard a lot of rumors about Wendell and Michelle so I think it’s him. Actually, logically thinking, it HAS to be Wendell or Nick. We can count out all Sele guys because it would have been brought up already. Tony and Yul aren’t age appropriate (which fair hasn’t stopped some people) and I’m fairly certain both are happily married. Nick and Wendell make the most sense.

I wish they’d shown us Boston Rob and Parvati scrambling. I like Adam but I was honestly looking forward to these two legends of the game finding themselves on the bottom having to make the apology tour/scrambling etc. Especially for Boston Rob (who credit where credit is due, isn’t being as arrogant as I thought he would be). We’ve seen Parv scramble in Cook Islands. I think it probably happened but the show wants to keep the mythos of Rob/Parv as these immovable figures who certainly don’t lower themselves to scramble. CBS, it’s out of the box. We knew they weren’t in control of the tribe. Jeremy and Michelle were. His critics probably honestly would have liked Rob better if we had to see him adapt to that new play style.

Kim must be sweating bullets right now. Two out of the three supposed poker alliance have gone home. Masterful playing on Yul Kwon’s part (and his name wasn’t even brought up! He’s not even considered the master which is very good at this point in the game).

Long essay tonight, don’t blame anyone if they’d don’t read.

#Survivor #Survivor CBS #Survivor WAW #Survivor Winners at War #Winners At War #Survivor 40

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heroes-never-discourse · 5 years ago

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If I'm going to be honest, three houses discourse kind of scares me. You have a complex game with different paths and can see the conflict from multiple povs. But combine it with the black and white mentality you see in fandom nowadays, it makes me super anxious.

god, B stumbles upon three houses discourse all the time and she vents to me about it, it's a real shitshow.

Buncha people who are incapable of proper critical analysis whining that every character isn't ideologically pure so clearly everyone but their faves are Wrong and Satan.

A bunch of fandom Rheas really dhxsjgxxjxhdj

The El and Dima hate groups are especially annoying. Both think the other character is Mega Satan and theirs is Good and Righteous and if you stan one you're wrong because you don't stan the other.

I was browsing at a booth at a convention last year and I literally had to stand there and listen to this girl go on about how objectively awful Dimitri is for like five minutes to the booth runner while I was just trying to look at fanart. I had to hear the words "JUST SAY YOU HATE WOMEN DIMITRI" with my own two ears and it took all of my power to not laugh out loud and risk having to throw down with an obvious anti IRL. I hate,,,

The only discourse that doesnt make my head hurt is the "how dare you ship Byleth with the students discourse", because its just so fucking laughable. Ah yes, how dare I ship the MC of the game with their students whomst they're literally almost the same age as most of them (mercedes is older), and who are canon romance options. What a monster, truly.

So yeah, three houses discourse is a shitshow, -10/10 do not recommend djdgdsjdbdjdj

#anonymous online #i love three houses so much though #i love all the characters #even rhea who i love to hate but still love djdjdjd #wish the fandom would chill the fuck out #we're all suffering here because of canon guys can we please stop making each other more miserable

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sephcnes-blog · 6 years ago

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DANIELLE CAMPBELL —— Well, if it isn’t PERSEPHONE BLACKWOOD, the HUFFLEPUFF superstar. For those of you who don’t know HER, you can spot them sitting with the other SEVENTH years. Most people think that they’re EXPRESSIVE and NURTURING, but they can also seem pretty ENTITLED and VAIN. Sometimes people call them the EBULLIENT. Sure, they’re a MUGGLEBORN, but that doesn’t define them.

hello hello it me your girl rhia coming at ya with a new muse that i’ve already fallen in love with lmao. this is kinda long so i’m sorry about that but anyway if you wanna read her full bio & stats, those can be found HERE, along with her pinterest HERE, but the real fun stuff can be found under the cut !

BACKGROUND

Born February 10th, 1960 in Edinburgh, Scotland.

In the Muggle World, the Blackwood name is one that everyone has at least heard of. Persephone’s father, and many men who came before him, were all well noted politicians.

Her mother, is also a politician, though she is one of less caliber. She met Persephone’s father, Edmund, through her work. The two have never really been in love, their marriage is based on appearances alone. There’s an unspoken agreement between the two that they remain together, they may see others outside of their marriage.

Being the youngest of the two Blackwood sisters, Persephone was brought up receiving everything a young girl could ever want with just a pleading look. Her sister, however, got the short end of the stick, burdened with responsibilities that Persephone never had to deal with.

The two sisters somehow managed to remain close for a good portion of their childhood. Whenever Persephone’s magic manifested, it was always Thalia who took the blame.

Although she had originally made the conscious decision to do this, she resented Persephone in a way for it, wishing she had a normal sister who wouldn’t do such things. This resentment caused a rift in the girls’ relationship.

As she reached age eleven, Persephone was greeted with a man with a pointy beard and half moon glasses, who wore funny clothing unlike anything Persephone had ever seen before in her life. He explained to her, and her family that she was a witch and she would go to Hogwarts to study magic there.

Her parents were Catholics, and were shocked when they heard the word ‘witch’. To them, any form of witchcraft was considered evil & Satanic, and how could poor little Persephone be capable of such awful things ?

Thalia knew better than her parents and knew what the old man said to be true. Though their relationship at this time was complicated, she still stood up for her younger sister.

Reluctantly, Edmund & Amelia allowed her daughter to attend the school, as long as she came back for breaks & was able to maintain she was at some other elite boarding school.

LIFE AT HOGWARTS

Her time at Hogwarts was not how she expected it to be, at all. Persephone walked through the Great Hall expecting her name to have some substance when interacting with the other students. However, to her disappointment, her blood-status held her popularity down.

She became acquainted with the term ‘mud-blood’ early on, and had to learn how to be humble.

Thankfully, her house was one that she felt she could belong to, where she wouldn’t be judged simply because of where she came from. These people, along with a few others outside of Hufflepuff, would become her real family.

There are only a few places on the Hogwarts grounds where Persephone can be found. Most of her free time is spent either in the greenhouses with Professor Sprout, or with Professor Kettleburn aiding him with whatever magical creatures he has stashed away. The petite brunette has never been good in any sort of practical magic, such as D.A.D.A. or even Charms, but she finds that she excels in classes such as Potions, Herbology, and of course Care of Magical Creatures.

Made herself an easy target for harassment & bullying by being so open about her blood-status at the beginning, but she remained confident & never let anyone get her down.

Breaks are always hard for Persephone, because as much as she would love to stay at school, she is forced to return home to her parents and stay there.

PERSONALITY

likes: order, cleanliness, art, painting, money, kindness, compassion, daydreaming, romance, fashion, drinking, partying, attention.

dislikes: chaos, dirt, messes, dishonesty, betrayal, cheaters, laziness, selfishness, bullying, silence, vulnerability.

Whenever the name Persephone Blackwood is ever mentioned in a conversation, there’s a certain image that pops into people’s minds, of a petite brunette well-groomed to perfection. When out of uniform, her style is with the most recent & popular trends. in uniform, although she is less fashionable, she still manages to find a way to accessorize as much as she can. Her face is well decorated, and never wears the same hairstyle twice. appearances are extremely important to her, and would never step outside of her bedroom looking anything less than perfect.

Given that her parents are locked in a loveless marriage, one would assume that Persephone despises the idea of falling in love, but in fact, she’s quite the opposite. She’s a dreamer, and fantasizes about falling in love constantly. She is of the belief that there is someone out there for her, just waiting to fall in love with her. she has a picturesque idea of how love should be, and anyone who falls short of that immediately gets cut out of the picture. Unfortunately, this means she has racked up quite the list of ex-lovers.

Coming from Scotland, she’s got quite an accent, although it’s dulled out a bit after years of travelling with her family, either for work related reasons or vacations.

Although she can be quite entitled & vain at times, she is a fairly easy-going person & gets along with most people ( as long as they can get past her flaws ). The only people she never could see herself getting along with, are those who bully or belittle others, or with previous exes that ended on a poor note.

Persephone is often known for her optimism & cheerful nature. there is rarely an occasion when those around her see her without a smile etched on her features. Those who truly know her, know that she isn’t this way because she’s naturally a happy person, quite the opposite. She spends her time at home being unloved by her parents, whose religion say that she is evil & worship the devil, as well as ignored by her sister because of their childhood together. Even at school, there are times she can’t help but be weighed down by the darkness from those who wish she never existed. Those who are closest to Persephone understand that she acts in such an upbeat manner as a way to cope with these feelings.

She loves art & painting with a passion, though most who know her would never guess it. She uses magic in quite a lot of her works, although hardly anyone has ever seen these creations. Although she does have a very outgoing personality, she can be a very guarded person, and wouldn’t show these to anyone unless she really trusted that person since her paintings are often a very personal thing to her.

Persephone is quite the picky eater, and has been ever since she was a little girl. For an entire year she wouldn’t have anything but chicken nuggets for dinner, no matter how hard her parents tried. Although her palette has expanded a bit since she was a young girl, she has trouble with certain foods. She won’t touch anything with tomato on it, or any sort of beef. Thankfully for her sake, she gets along with the house elves quite well and they make sure she gets exactly the foods that she prefers.

WANTED CONNECTIONS:

the entire list can be found here, but i figured i’d put a couple of my faves here as well. and of course, i’m open to plotting anything really.

best friends; these two/three are inseparable, and are always seen together side by side. these are the people she trusts most in her life and would literally do anything for. (possibly 1-2 people for this plot idk she isn’t the type to have a ton of close friends, just a couple that she’d trust)

pen pals; someone seph doesn’t know the identity of, but relates to them on an emotional level. someone she relates to, and writes to whenever able.

exes; ( up to plotting, could either be a bad break up for the angst or just two pals who didn’t work but persephone is the type to have quite a list of exes so um yeah )

ex best friends; the person seph used to be closest to in the world, but lost due to (reasons to be plotted). now when they see each other in class or in the halls, its as if they never knew each other. any conversation shared is filled with an awkward tension.

fake relationship; ( not sure how or why but i love me a fake relationship plot so i’m adding it anyway. could be to piss off her parents or maybe her bc her family is pressuring her to find someone of worth. or maybe even something she can fulfill on your charas side idk just give me all the angsty plots lmao )

anyways, sorry this was long asdhkfhk if you do wanna plot with persephone give this plot a like and i’ll message you either here or on discord ( probs on discord though bc i feel like its easier ??? idk if u have a preference lmk ! )

#novum:intro #━━ ⟢ ғɪʟʟɪɴɢ ᴜᴘ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇᴍᴘᴛʏ sᴘᴀᴄᴇ ⦂ ⋰ * ✧ OOC.

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maginoire-blog · 6 years ago

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i procrastinated and added in my other two muses i’ve been meaning to slap onto this blog.

current muse count: 7. and will most likely be capping it here because i won’t be able to handle more. lil summary under the read more.

shoot me a like or name of a muse and i’ll ever so slowly hit you up to plot !!

so in short we have:

jaesang - the star and start of it all. our fave asshole warlock who manipulates literally for a living. your dick but somehow loved idol manager.

jennie - a bubbly little underling of jae. a genie who’s working as a make up artist, here to fulfil all your wishes; capped at three. much nicer than jae, but has picked up some of his tricks of the trade.

minwoo - your local boy next door. quiet little kid working in the bookstore. head full of dreams and hands full of art. hoping to break into the art industry soon to kick off his manga career.

reve - kind of an experimental muse. reve can be whatever your muse wants them to be. they’re the idea of an imaginary friend. whether that be one your muse still has, or the persona of one your muse once had. reve is the spirit/imaginary friend people see when they think they’re hallucinating. one of those “you can’t be real?! how are you real?!!” this leads to either havoc and stress or calming them down.

ara - your fun little journalist. writing for how-to columnists in a fashion magazine when she really wants to be talking about the war in yemen instead. but she’s making small steps to get where she wants to be. with a good head on her shoulders and determination in each stride, she’s confident woman with a shielded heart of gold. old muse from here.

haneul - the fallen angel who fell alongside satan for loving a human eons ago. he had fallen with the hope of spreading the word of god across humans, but the more he learned about humans the more it drove him insane. he speaks with references to heaven littered in his words, hard to understand when he rambles. he’s wrought with concern about the humans and how they live their lives. he’s also found himself falling onto the path of a sinner with drugs and alcohol to numb his ever working mind. working as a court stenographer reminds him of how he used to jot down what the humans did wrong and right but it eats him alive from the inside out. old muse from here.

soomin - is the poor effect of an experiment that had gone wrong and yet right all in one. she had been edited to have superior intelligence but with that came both powers she didn’t ask for, and mental health she had to deal with. she’s currently a criminal defence lawyer. stone cold bitch with too much money in her hands. hands she keeps covered by gloves because a single touch of hers can kill anyone -- besides the immortal, of course. so although she sits with a wall around her heart, fear lingers every time someone gets too close to her. old muse from here.

#( ooc ) | magical girl ; TEA #still pretty inactive cause studying for exams #just wanted to do something before i start grinding

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chaoticneutralwriter · 7 years ago

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Fic Recs/Writers *updated 09/12/2019

THE LIBRARY IS OPEN DARLING....for some actual reading.

A list of fics/writers I’ve come across that got some of that pretty sweet stuff. And also because I’ve read around too much and can’t remember names or fics to save my life. THE UPDATES MAN!

Warning: Some fics (as will be indicated) are +18/rated M for Mature/take me to church kinda deal

@versigny

I’d say almost all of their stuff is worth a read (whoever your bias may be, they got stories on them), but my personal faves are their vampire au series, some +18 stuff there but majority of the stories are oneshots and drabbles

@honeyedhoseok (I think now @tawnytaehyung)

I’m sure everything they wrote is worth a read from what I’ve read thus far but because of that, I can really only recommend the three fics I actually read.

Series: Besitos (ta!Jimin) rated M for recent developments hoho~

Bruh why is this not reality? Why don’t we get really hot TAs to crush on? It would’ve made my school life hella easier and I’d get that perfect attendance. Jimin is your hottie creative writing TA who you can’t help but crush on (but can anyone blame you) and envious to all, he likes you back too. College au shenanigans, teacher/student dynamic, and dorky wingman ta!Taehyung friend.

Oneshot/drabbles (Crossroad demon!Jimin): Crossroads + Hunted + Captured Part One *NEW + Captured Part Two *NEW

I’d sell my soul to satan if he looks like bs&t!Jimin. You basically make a deal with crossroad demon!Jimin and can’t help but actually grow fond of the supposed devious, soul eating creature of hell.

Series: The Black Book (CEO!Hoseok) rated M

My heart can’t take the drama but it’s still a really good read. CEO!Hoseok may be young and rich but he definitely has some questionable methods of relieving stress, one that you’re all too aware of which makes things super awkward cuz you in love with the man. Does CEO!Hoseok eventually change thanks to you or do old habits die hard and just leave you in a world of hurt? Again if it’s Hoseok he can be the biggest jerkface and I’d still be charmed.

@dovechim

Shorts/Drabbles: the ocean (mermaid!Jimin) + drabble

Because goddammit mermaid!Jimin is cute okay??! (and I love me a good supernatural au of any sort) You’re a ballet dancer going to Busan Arts and stumble upon Jimin chillin’ in the water by the beach. You mistake him as fellow peer but hey he shows up to your class anyways (totally rocks the dance thing) but then as time passes, you find that something is quite...fishy about him.

Series: It’s okay, that’s love (splitpersonality!Jimin)

No not the drama. Okay so a shrink is still involved and that’s played by you and you’ve got water polo player!Jimin who has split personality disorder (he’s scary when he’s angry...) as your patient, except he doesn’t know about this ‘other self’ of his. As if feelings aren’t already making things complicated, imagine accidentally finding yourself rooming with him (along with your other favourite boys).

@hobibliophile

Okay so I might’ve read all of their Jimin stuff and yes. All yes (warning: they’re +18 stuff soooo)

The only other fic I’ve read from them is Ambrosia (M) starring Fallen Angel!Hoseok....I like supernatural au fics alright. Fallen angel or not, Hobi is still super sweet and since this is a series, we don’t know what the reason was and MAJOR CLIFFHANGER!

@jimlingss

Series: Beyond Reach (ghost!Hoseok) ft. Reaper!Namjoon and other ghosties

This shit made me nearly cry five times....FIVE TIMES. I say nearly because I don’t like crying so it took literally all my willpower to not (ended up with a runny nose though). ANGST AS SHIT. Has some triggering stuff involving death so be warned. It’s a good read though....BUT SAD AS HELL (at least it’s completed :’))

One Shot: Head Over Heels to Hell (reverse soulmate!AU, Childhood Friends to Enemies to Lovers! Hoseok x reader)

Oh yes, this was a WILD RIDE. Goddamn it’s like you hate the man but then in the end that shit got me emotional for some reason like djgskh good shit good shit (you have gone through multiple different lives meeting Hoseok, all of which he screws you over somehow but in the end of it all... perhaps things could still work out??)

Series: The Deli Diaries (produce! Jimin x Deli worker!you) fluff, slow-burn

Holy shit this is cute af. It’s so mundane (guess that’s a fair warning??) but just reading the way the relationship develops is just....ahh!!! I want my own cute Jimin who pines after my dumbass TAT

Series: Jungle Park (Workplace Romance AU, Lawyer! Hoseok x New HR Manager!Reader) fluff, slow-burn, slice of life, a little angst **NEW

A long series for those of you who love to read chapter fics! Oh my God this was a thrilling ride of emotions! The pacing is amazing, each chapter you’re hooked on wanting to see more development on the history between these two so it’s worth a read! I love how Hoseok is portrayed here; it’s like a piece of how he would be in real life is put into just another scenario (Also hate how reader is like... relatable in a way where I also majored in HR so...WHERE’S THE OFFICE ROMANCE LIFE TRAIN GONNA HIT ME WITH THAT??)

Three Shot: Magic & Mysteries (Familiar/Hybrid!Jimin x Witch! Reader) fluff, a little angsty, comedy, romance **NEW

A three shot series involving what the title says! Magic! It’s a little adventure tale of our reader who’s a witch struggling to find her place in terms of specialty and overcoming some fears and insecurities with the help of sassy (but secretly cares a lot) Jimin who’s a wizard cursed to be a dog (that looks like Chimmy!) It’s cute and pretty wholesome in my opinion :)

Also an honorable mention from them is the Service Series (it’s fluffier dw) and honestly their other fics are definitely worth a read :D

@7cypher

Oneshot: Devil’s Advocate (devil/demon!Jimin)

Ironic how despite being a devil Jimin is still the sweetest being to exist. Devil!Jimin walks into your life abruptly and worms his way into your heart with his devilishly good looks and sweet charms. It’s hella cute, a slightly angsty ‘defining’ moment that actually had me tearing up a bit??? (I’m a sap for sweet, tender affection like the ones that happened in here okay??) but it all ends well :)

@seokkbuns

I’ve read most of their Hoseok and Jimin stuff but I think all of their fics are worth a read!

@boymeetsweevil

Oneshot: Cover You In Constellations (Hoseok x reader fic)

I’ve read this a while ago but keep coming back to it because oh god this was cute, so domestic and so fluffy like this is the kinda shit I would pull if I had a boyfriend like Hoseok like skdjfskgha. I like the way writer portrays Hoseok because it feels so like what I imagine he would react. Hoseok deserves all the love ;_;

@kittentaegu

Series: My Boss, The Vampire (Vamp!Jimin x reader fic)

Two parts are out so far and I’m loving the premise! New office worker with notoriously hot CEO Park Jimin who has a secret to hide (guess what it is). One day, you find out what it is and so now what?? Things get steamy ;D Also, the title of it is so K-dramaesque and I don’t know! I like the charm it adds to it!

@readyplayerhobi **NEW

Honestly all of their fics are worth a read because they flawlessly combine story building with any kind of genre you can think of. Some are smutty, some of fluffy and some are just downright angsty but you just want to read them all regardless!

@yminie **NEW

Series: Nine-One-One (Detective!Jimin x First Responder! Reader) fluff, angst, romance, old flame au, future smut, and other mature themes!

This is thrilling! In both romantic and story aspects! The base story line is that there’s a serial murderer on the loose who’s been stalking reader and Jimin and his team are on the case about it. They’ve both got romantic history with each other and as old feelings resurfaces, so does the situation as things hit a little too close to home. Obviously with serial murderers involved, there is mentions of death, suicide and well...the warnings there!

A03 Fics

*will be pretty rare on this list; am I the only one who finds it super hard to find good fics on there?

Author: kimtrain

I swear they had a tumblr before since that’s the only reason why I remember them and their fics. Thankfully they’re all there still and all of them are 👌👌👌 Mermaid!Hoseok AU and the Hybrid!AU are my faves.

Fic: Warm Blood by ARMY_BRAT

The one instance where my weakness for supernatural AUs + wanting to read something paid off. MC is an ARMY but also a grim reaper so what happens when BTS shows up on her list, destined to die? Well, she says NOT TODAY but that just throws EVERYTHING out of the loop, leaving her to fix it.

Went into it with a grain of salt (ngl description was...ehh) BUT was pleasantly surprised! Digging the writing style which made MC really likeable so far and the AU strongly reminds me of Goblin: The Lonely God but focusing more on the grim reaper side of things which, personally, I was WAY more interested in even with the drama so yay! :D Glad someone took inspiration from it. Still ongoing and fairly new so dsfajdkas

Fic: Three Pints Full by Valkook **NEW

Woah it’s a vampire/supernatural fic! A little on the mature side because there’s well...blood...a little bit of death mentioned...and smut... BUT a really compelling story! Set mainly as a Cop/Detective! Reader who’s been assigned to solving some mysterious deaths/murders happening in the wild parts Montana joined in with appearances by Hunter/Tracker!Yoongi, Partner!Hoseok and Vampire!Jimin, Jungkook and more!

#fic recs #what i do instead of writing my own fics LOLL #now you know why i hardly update #dw i'll try to get back into it!#please feel free to recommend authors or share your fave stories as well :D #bts scenarios #bts drabbles #bts fics #ao3 #ao3 bts fics #fic rec #bts fic rec

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agustdsslut · 7 years ago

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“I’m Weird”

Series: Jughead Jones III

Relationship: Jughead x Reader

Warnings: Savagery

Word Count: 2,200+

A/N: I’m going to be posting Jughead/Riverdale Imagines (Mainly Jughead cause I’m not obsessed with Archie lmao) I will have separate series for Riverdale but Jughead Jones III is it’s own series

[Reader’s POV]

Walking past the drive in you see a group of bikers chilling and talking. Your phone was telling you which way to go to school. The gravel crumbling underneath your combat boots as you walked. Turning your head to the side to check the street before walking across it. Retying the flannel around your hips you see more students pass by.

“She looks like she was spit out of a tumblr ad..”

“I heard that’s the new girl, she’s from the berkshires apparently from Williamstown..I hear she killed her pare-”

“Hey want to know something?” you ask the Ruby haired girl with spider leg like lashes. Her eyes narrow into slits at you scanning your appearance. The look of disgust was splashed on her pale face.

“What is it you basketcase?”her voice shrill and unappealing. Holding your sketchbook to your chest you smirk at her.

“Light travels faster than sound, thats why some people seem bright until they speak” her red painted lips parted in shock as you turn around and head into the building.

“You don’t know who you’re messing with psycho!” the girl shrieks making you laugh at her actions.

Walking down the hall to the information desk. Opening the door you see a woman sitting at her desk typing on a computer. She pushes her glasses back up her nose before smiling up at you. Waving slightly you set your bag down on the floor.

“Hello, I’m here for my tour with uhm.. Betty Cooper?” you ask more than say looking at the scribbled name on the coffee stained paper.

“Yes Ms. Cooper will be here in about ten minutes.. You can have a seat right outside the office” her eyes returning to her computer screen. Nails clacking against the keys quickly making your ears twinge from the sound. You hated the sound of keyboard keys clacking. Thankfully your Macbook keys were quieter than that old piece of junk.

Opening the door you exit the office and take a seat down on the old brown bench. It creaked when you sat down making you fear it would break from it probably being ancient like the rest of this town. Picking your bag back up you sit down on the floor crossing your legs. Putting your headphones in you start playing music. Turning the cover of your sketchbook open you flip through your works.

As you flipped through the pages you saw one drawing that could be fixed. Pulling the pencil that was tucking behind your ear. It was kept snug there by your maroon beanie. Pressing the graphite into the paper you drag the pencil down moving it back and forth softly. The bell rung making the halls fill with people. A girl with blonde hair pulled back in a ponytail waves over at you.

“Hi! I’m so sorry I got here later than I expected.. I’m Betty and I’ll be guiding you around campus today” getting up off the ground your hand is taken in hers as she takes you down the hallway through the crowd. The whispers of people as they looked at you made you feel uneasy.

“You don’t have to pretend to be nice to me yah know..” taking your hand out of hers you stick hold your sketchbook close to you. Her blue eyes softening as she looked at you. Was it pity? If it was you absolutely hated it.

“I’m not pretending.. I know you would need a friend with all the awful people here talking about y-”

“Yeah they’re talking about me because people think I killed my parents… I came here because my God mom lives here and I’m a whisper of this town so far so please don’t look at me like that” tears formed in your eyes cause the thought of your parents panged your heart with grief. You still weren’t over their death.

“Hey Betty who’s this? Wait why is she about to cry? What did you do?” A raven haired girl with perfectly arched brows asks. Her eyes looked at you with concern as you felt more attention was being brought to you.

“I didn’t mean to make her cry V, she’s the new girl I told you about at Pop’s the other day with Juggie and Arch”

Taking the opportunity of the flood of people surrounding the three of you. Veering off into the crowd you separate yourself from the Betty and the girl she called V. Looking at the time you pull out your schedule and see it’s time to eat. Thank god you were starving. Asking a teacher who was in the hall they instruct you on how to get to the cafeteria.

Once you got your food you headed outside avoiding eye contact with people. The familiar red head bumps into you making you stumble and almost drop your tray. Her little minions beside her snickered at you. The girls heels click against the pavement as she gets face to face with you. Her perfume sweet and a tad strong almost inducing a migraine.

“I can’t believe you’re allowed to be here murderer.. My brother was murdered and now we have another murderer in Riverdale..” her tone was laced with venom as her eyes bore into your skin.

“I’d tell you to go to hell but I work there and I don’t want to see your ugly mug there believe me” you scoffed turning on your heels and walking down the steps. Laughter filled the air as the redhead let out a frustrated screech of annoyance.

The leaves crunched underneath your feet as you walked over to a tree. Taking a seat down you set the tray making sure nothing fell. Turning your headphones on you sync them to your phone. Scrolling through your playlist you click on the playlist you want to listen to. As you ate you jammed along to your favorite songs. Drawing as you ate to keep yourself busy.

Smoke filled your nose making it crinkle a bit. Closing your sketchbook you look up to see a guy leaning against the tree taking a drag from the cigarette. His hair seeming black rather than brown. A beanie on his head that almost looked like a crown. You froze when he looked down at you making you turn back to your sketchbook.

A shadowy figure is in your peripheral vision making you look over slowly. The same guy you were staring at is now sitting on the ground next to you. An ‘S’ is on his shirt with a jean Levi jacket over the shirt. His eyes alluring as you looked at him. You take out an earbud and clicked the pause button on your headphones.

“Uhm.. hi” you wave slightly with an awkward smile. Situations like this you’re awful and awkward.

“I’m Jughead Jones.. I heard about you coming to town” he sticks out his hand to shake yours as you look at it.

“I’m weird” you grab his hand then your eyes get wide realizing you didn’t say your name but said you’re weird. WAY TO GO.

“Well Weird, I think we’ll get along just fine.. Want to know why?” his smile making your heart beat a bit faster.

“Why would we get along just fine Jughead?” you ask looking at him with a quirked brow. A small smile tugging at your lips.

“The reason is…” he does a come hither gesture with his finger making you lean forward. His face lowers towards yours. The side of his face is next to yours, so close you could hear shallow breathing.

“Because I’m weird too” Jughead’s voice making a chill run down your spine. The smile you were suppressing was in full effect now.

“So I saw you take on the Fire Queen over there” he points behind him a chuckle leaving his lips.

“She won’t be able to handle me” you laugh rolling your eyes remembering how angry she looked. She was literally Satan but you’ve had your fair share of running into multiple devils.

“No ones has stood up to Cheryl since Veronica came to town, you’re a breathe of fresh air because she thought she was going to continue being Queen around here..”

“Cheryl huh.. I think my God mom warned me about her this morning” laughing at the irony how she warned you but knowing you could handle yourself just fine. Ever since your parents were murdered your God mom thought you would have a nervous breakdown or something.

“Don’t let her get to you,she either talks about her twin being murdered or her twitter handle” A cough makes you look up to see a red haired jock looking down at the two of you. Jocks were stereotypical and like most of them you hated them.

“Arch what’s up dude, I’m just chatting with my new friend weird” Jughead winks over at you making your cheeks tint slightly. Looking away you gaze down at your vans, noticing you need to wash your laces.

“I was trying to help B and V find her, she’s not hard to notice” his remark making you look up at him. A retort was about to leave your lips till the redhead smiles at you. The smile so white it could make a girl swoon. You, not so much.

“It’s refreshing seeing style like this here in Riverdale, kind of reminds me of you Jug.. I’m Archie Andrews by the way” he sticks out his hand as you shake it giving him a small smile. A guitar case in his other hand making you question why a jock had a guitar case.

Before you could say anything the bell cuts the conversation. Sighing you grab your stuff and shove it into your bag. Slinging it over your shoulder you take your tray and set it on top of the trash bin. A pile of trays were already up there piling up. Jughead looked over at you before saying something to Archie. The distance between you and them made it inaudible for you to hear anything they were saying.

“C’mon I’ll give you a tour of a lifetime” Jughead bends his arm waiting for you to slip your arm inside. Giggling you slip your arm through his and the two of you walk towards the campus.

“How bout after this I take you to the drive in to show you the greatness that’s still left in Riverdale..”

“I would love that Jughead, thank you” you smile up at him making his cheeks tint slightly. Looking away from him you bite your lower lip. A stupid smile fighting its way onto your lips.

“I’ll play you one of my faves, I hope you like classic movies” looking back up at Jug you grin, how could you not like classics… They’re classics for a reason.

“I love classics, whoever doesn’t know what they’re missing out on” the two of you walked together earning looks from people as you passed by.

“Where have you been all my life” his laughter sounding so good to your ears. A fluttering happens in your chest making you question everything. Why were you feeling this way around him..

As the day went along you two wandered the outskirts of campus as he pointed to cool hangout spots. You learned where the best spots were for shade. He gave you a brief history of the town. The two of you got off topic every so often asking each other questions. Everything felt so great and after everything that’s happened in the last few months it felt too perfect.

Too perfect.

“Look it’s Wednesday Addams and the murderer” an asian jock comes walking up to the two of you. Jughead lets go of your arm stepping in front of you.

“You don’t know anything about her” he defends glaring up at the tall football player. People started staring making your anxiety rise.

“Obviously you don’t know her at all.. She’s a cold blooded killer and escaped to Riverdale to get away isn’t that right?” His towering figure leans down grinning at you.

“Reggie, Zombies eat brains.. So you’re safe” Jughead pushes Reggie away making him stumble back.

“Touch him and you’ll regret it” holding your pencil in your hand gripping it tightly. You were now standing in front of Jughead, chest heaving up and down. A fight or flight instinct flooded your system and you were ready to protect Jug.

“Alright Lizzie Borden I won’t forget this.. Watch your back freak” Reggie spits making it land by your feet. Rolling your eyes flipping him off as he walks away with the group of people. You knew this school was going to be difficult.

“Don’t do that again.. You don’t know them like I do” Jug turns to you so now the two of you are face to face. You rolled your eyes because you can handle defending yourself and him. You’ve done it in the past, why do you have to stop now?

“I didn’t want him to hurt you Jughead.. not because of me either, not again” silence surrounded the two of you as reality sank in. Danger follows you everywhere you go and you didn’t want him to get hurt next.

You hate being the cause of pain.

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idealisticrealism · 7 years ago

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Blindspot 3x01 recap

Okay so honestly, until the episode actually aired I wasn’t sure this recap would happen. This hiatus has been all too easy for me, because the finale-- or, specifically, the time jump paired with the realisation that Weller really was going to have a kid-- really made me question whether this was still the show I fell in love with, and if I really wanted to dedicate any more of my time to it. Plus, since I avoid spoilers, there were some serious concerns-- for example, whether Weller even knew why Jane left-- that I had, that I didn’t have the answers to yet.

Which meant that basically I went into this episode not really expecting to feel particularly positive about it. But instead-- like with the second half of S2 after that rather unpleasant start-- damn Gero managed to pull me back in, as he somehow always does.

So here goes. Recap time. But fair warning: this review is about my personal feelings towards the show, and therefore you may not agree with what you read. Feel free to come and talk to me about it anyway.

Honestly I (like everyone else) knew a wedding was coming, but unlike everyone else I wasn’t all that interested to see it. I mean, I’m happy for them and all, but I’m more interested in seeing the being-married part than the actual getting married. But then the flowers, and the music, and the family looking so beautiful, and Patterson OFFICIATING, and Hirst and Stuart being there (side note: I am only now recognising Stuart as an actor from Gero’s old show the LA Complex, along with about six other actors who have been on this show over the years lol). But anyway, considering my biggest problem with S2 was the baby fiasco, I was expecting to feel the same nausea when seeing the baby onscreen as when I thought of it at any other time (it’s literally one of my least fave tropes, guys, so I’m sorry but I will always hate the existence of the baby), but it was fairly easy to just ignore it. I was bummed not to see Sarah or Sawyer, who would literally have never missed this wedding and tbh would have been a waaaaaaaay better inclusion in S2 and 3 than the unwanted offspring, but whatever. #Foreverbitter

That said, seeing the team laughing and dancing and having an amazing time was just the best. And of course the Jeller lovey-doveyness was so great, and maaaann I really wish we could have heard those speeches. Reade and Tasha dancing was a little bit borderline for me-- they’re so cute and I love them as best friends but PLEASE GERO JUST LET THEM BE BEST FRIENDS. DON’T PUT THEM TOGETHER. PLEASE DON’T.

Ngl I don't at all like that Jeller moved to Colorado. Big nope for me, though I understand why it happened, and god I did love the scene with the fam helping them pack and then tough-as-nails Tasha crying??? Let me die. But I also identify with her the most rn, bc she GETS it. With Jeller gone, their family will never be the same. The roadtrip montage was cute, and the carrying over the threshold???? Ughhhhh save me. I love that they took on the project of the house, the two of them making the perfect team (was there a baby in this montage? Nope, not that I saw. No babies here. Maybe just Allie’s new puppy that they look after from time to time. Yeah, let’s go with that. Bethany is a puppy they babysit and no one can force me to view it as anything else).

So as much as I’m enjoying this montage of domestic bliss, I’m kinda ready for it to end because GUYS PLEASE I’M TOO USED TO ANGST AND SLOW BURN, YOU CAN’T OVERLOAD ME WITH FLUFF LIKE THIS. And then phew it ends, leaving us in the new Jeller residence with Weller just returning from napping in the laundry beside Bethany’s basket because she still howls when she’s left alone and so he had to pet her until she fell asleep. Awwwww, so nice of these two to look after Allie’s puppy while she works nightshift. I love that Jane cooked dinner-- I bet Weller’s been teaching her and lots of sweet and sexy kitchen times have ensued. Jane gushes about the puppy’s cuteness and Weller suggests maybe they should get one of their own. Good thing they’re talking about a puppy and not a child because wow “one of our own” sure had a very exclusionary implication, like Jane was not at all connected to any other puppies/babies that might exist. But anyway I gotta move on before the world I’ve carefully constructed in this Matrix starts glitching. Saved by the bell, or rather the phone-- it’s Keaton with a warning that their lives are in danger, and here’s yet another topic that threatens to glitch my reality. Keaton tortured Jane for THREE MONTHS. Brutally and without true remorse. He should be persona non grata with literally everyone (the team and the fans alike), but instead the writers have turned him into the team’s new buddy. This is the biggest issue I’ve had with the show, I think-- not Keaton specifically, but what he represents. Because honestly when I think about certain plot points in theory, I feel very strongly and very negatively about them; but when the show goes “no it’s fine everything’s actually great” it somehow sucks me in and I just go ‘oh okay cool everything is great, that’s good then’’, and I just?? For example, I really enjoyed watching Keaton in the finale, and then I thought about it after the episode ad was like ‘wait no I hate him, how did I forget I hate him?’ Like I stg Gero is a wizard, and like anything truly magic related, that’s both a good and a bad thing. But anyway rn I’m appreciative of Keaton because he just helped save Jane and Weller’s lives. So I guess he gets points for that, though technically Jane has saved his life a couple of times already now. Jeller proceed to beat the crap out of their attackers, and aaahhhh, isn’t this so much more THEM than painting walls and picking out cushions? Their Colorado life was a nice little holiday but it wasn’t them. Naturally the gunshots wake little puppy Bethany who is now barking in distress, but they check on her and she’s fine. Keaton rocks up to explain that some Sandstorm member has put out a hit on Jane for $10M, and now no one can stop a shit-ton of mercenaries from coming after Jane. Keaton and Jane are in agreement about putting Jane into a version of WitSec-- hopefully with much more comfortable lodgings than the last time she was put up by the CIA. (#Yesstillbitter). Weller tries to reject the idea, then decides he’s coming too, bc “You’re my wife” ughhhhhh, but Jane can’t let him walk away from the rest of his life. She knows what that’s like, after all, though lbr giving up her life as Remi was the best thing she ever did. Unfortunately for Weller, he has a very hardheaded wife and he sleeps very heavily when he’s cuddling a fluffy puppy, so Jane bails in the middle of the night, and nope nope nope I never needed to see her crying as she pulled off her wedding ring, thanks Satan (I mean Gero). But lbr, Weller is Jane’s everything, and she would do anything-- including break her own heart-- to keep him safe. Oh, Jane, you noble idiot. At least this whole scene has allayed one of my concerns going into this season-- Weller definitely knows why Jane had to go, so he knows it was done out of love, and not for the lack of it. I still think she could have kept the ring, but I suppose by leaving it she was telling him that she was okay, that she was leaving of her own accord and hadn’t been kidnapped or murdered or anything.

Have I mentioned lately how much I really hate time-jumps??? After the finale, I desperately hoped that they had been married the majority of that two year gap and that their separation was only like three or so months. I even mostly-completed a oneshot postfinale fic along those lines, but then we found out about the 18 month thing and I was like “well screw you too, show” (#yepdefinitelybitter) and abandoned the story entirely. Plus, it’s been otherwise proved non-canon now, so that was rather a waste of time. But anyway, it’s now 18 months after Jane disappeared (undoubtedly aided by Keaton) and you just know the whole family will have been scattered to the winds. Another reason to hate time jumps. Speaking of the team, Hirst shows up at Weller’s apartment-- which he somehow still has; renting it out, I guess?? But damn he’s clearly richer than I thought he was. He’s about to sell it though bc he’s spending all his time and money searching for Jane, just as he has for the last 18 months. And on one hand, I can totally be like “awww he loves her so much” but on the other hand I want to be like “wtf you sadistic writers, you’re literally going to rip apart a couple who loves each other for A YEAR AND A HALF, which is a FREAKING LONG TIME (seriously where were you 1.5yrs ago? Think about that and how much of forever ago it was) and then also literally have the love of Weller’s life disappear into thin air, when he had already spent 25 years of his life searching for the last person he loved who disappeared, and OH YEAH, WHO TURNED OUT TO HAVE BEEN DEAD THE WHOLE TIME???” Legit, if you actually take two seconds to think about it, this entire plotline is freaking awful and upsetting and yet the show will literally brush it off like it’s nothing, or merely a tiny insignificant blip in their lives. Just watch. And so again, this is one of those moments where Gero bedazzles us into not being upset by things which very much should upset us. But ANYWAY, Hirst is there because the team has been kidnapped, and I use the word ‘team’ lightly here, because they literally haven't seen each other in like a year because everything fell apart after Jeller abandoned them to go puppysit in Colorado. Anyhow, a mysterious box with Jane’s name on it (or her maiden name at least, no one can convince me that the woman for whom Weller is her home wouldn’t have taken his name and the belonging that went with it) was left in Reade’s apartment, likely because he’s the only one left in NYC because all the others bailed. Seriously I feel like this team’s breaking apart has given ME abandonment issues, so I have no idea how they’re all managing. But anyway the other nifty thing about the box is that it has coordinates on it, very possibly leading to Jane’s location. Congrats, Weller, looks like you don’t have to sell your apartment after all. And you totally have all the info you need to go find Jane, plus an excellent excuse, given that only she can open the box and help them save their friends (who they completely ditched two years ago). Fun times.

Jump to Nepal, and the scene from the finale. Now we know for sure that the hug was because Jane had never wanted to leave him, which is nice. Also that whoever left the box (lbr we all already know it’s Roman) literally made it so the two of them HAD to solve this together. Looks like someone ships his his sister and brother in law lol… Aaaand okay now Jane is glowing. She admits that it must have happened when she was in an accident some months ago that had her in and out of consciousness for days, and wow how must that feel for Weller? Hearing that she literally almost died months ago and he would never have known about it? Dammit Jane, I know you suffered without him too and that you were doing it for ‘good’ reasons, but I still think you were wrong to do it. If anyone has a time machine up their sleeve, please donate it to these guys so they can go back and make better choices.

But all realistic feelings aside, the pair are straight back into tattoo solving mode (admit it guys, you’ve missed this) and quickly figure out that the first clue is a reference to the place that Weller proposed to Jane-- St Mark’s Square in Venice. Which on one hand is ugh so sweet and romantic but on the other is… kinda unoriginal? Lol. But regardless I need to hear more about his proposal. How long were they in Venice? How long had they been together? Did he intend to propose the whole time or did it just happen? Why did they holiday in Venice as opposed to other locations? Tell me EVERYTHING, GERO. But anyway Jane’s like ‘It’s happening all over again’ and it’s easy to assume she’s unhappy about that, but then again, maybe she’s actually not? Technically working with the team on the tattoos was the best time of her life (with some exceptions here and there). Weller offers for her to stay out of it if she wants to-- which is big of you, Weller, it really is. I mean we all know you're desperately hoping she comes with you, but then again you want her to be safe, so… this must be conflicting lol. But of course Jane is down to rescue their best friends (again, friends that they abandoned #irrationallybitter), and lbr is probably super sick of climbing that damn cliff, PLUS can’t face leaving her hubby a second time, so together they set off to Venice. Yay!

Weller has taken some full-body shots of the new tatts (I feel like that had to be slightly awkward for both of them) and sends them through to the lab, where they are received by Stuart (onya for moving up in the world, buddy), Hirst, and… RICH DOT FREAKIN COM. I mean, we’ve all known for a while that he was returning, and suspected long before that, but honestly this is the moment that makes the episode for me. My fave is back and is making jokes about nudes, and all is right with the world. Jane is like ‘wtf’, and so Weller gives her a rundown on all she missed-- namely, that her entire ‘family’ has become estranged-- Reade is working in a position that tbh feels above his ability and experience level, give that his predecessors are the superhuman Mayfair and the wonderboy Weller; Tasha the CIA-hater is now working for the man who tortured Jane; Patterson has literally moved as far across the country as she can, to do work as far from their FBI work as possible. See what happens when parents abandon their children, Jane?? Everything falls apart, so you better go fix it. Also, two things: first, I wanna know all about Rich’s dealings with the FBI in the last two years. Give me a spin off just about that, please. Secondly, did Rich and Patterson try to find Jane after she disappeared and how did they feel about their (apparent) lack of success? But anyway ugh literally every line of Rich’s is pure gold. I love that he’s staying in the same safe-house she did?? Keeping it in the family lol. And then ugh for all his jokes about the nudes etc, you can tell he’s legitimately concerned that they’re about to walk into a trap. Oh my baby loves and misses his friends and wants them back in one piece and I juST LOVE HIM SO MUCH

Meanwhile, in the fun bunker, Reade and Zapata wake up after being drugged, and while he’s all business, she’s like “it’s good to see you, even if it takes being kidnapped for it to happen” and we discover that they haven't spoken at all in the year since Zapata went to the CIA. Dammit Jeller, see what you did??? Everything is broken!!! And now a long-haired Patterson is herded into their cell, and is understandably all ‘wtf’ about it. Well, at least they’re all in the same room again, right?

Seeing Jeller in Venice is weird. I walked right there in the spot where they're walking, many times. I saw everything they’re seeing now. And ugh Jane says it seems like forever ago that they were last here, whereas for Weller it feels like it just happened. Which subtly demonstrates how they’re no longer in sync, and then ugh Weller tells her that this was the first place he came to after she disappeared, going straight to the place that only they knew about, hoping that she was waiting for him. But she wasn’t, and ugh you can tell how much that hurt him, realising that she was never going to come. How long did he wait for her before he realised that?? Ugh. But I appreciate that she immediately stops to apologise and try to explain herself, including making it clear that her love for him was the driving factor behind everything she did. The choice of language by the writers is clever, though, because we (and Weller) hear her say ‘loved’ and neither of us know for sure if that love is still present tense or not. Which of course it is, but still, the suspense… But ugh poor Weller. He’s still so hurt. Jane can you just give him another hug please? For longer this time? Like, say, forever?

Also sidebar: I’m holidaying in Vanuatu atm, and there’s an old guy swimming in the pool that I’m sitting beside, and he looked up at me as I was writing that last sentence and at first I thought maybe it’s because he’s a man and I’m female in a bikini, but then he goes (in a cute, accented voice) “Don’t work so hard. You’re on holiday! You should be relaxing!” hahaha. Don’t worry, buddy, I’ve been lazing by this pool for hours now, and I’m currently writing about some of my favourite fake humans. I’m all good.

Meanwhile back in the Blindspot world, Jeller find a case on the roof that has her tattoo on the side, and while Weller is all ‘wait for the bombsquad!!’ Jane ignores him and immediately opens it. Ah, Weller, did you miss this? I mean it’s just like old times. Inside the case there’s a phone, and Jane calls the number, and Roman answers almost too eagerly. He’s clearly pleased to be interacting with them both, and proud of himself for his genius plan for ‘tormenting’ them (while also bringing them back together, freeing Jane from the hit on her, and giving him an excuse to interact with them whenever he wants). Aw, my psychopathic lil boy just misses his family. Honestly it sounds like he’s gone through a fair bit of trouble to get to the guy who holds the hit out on Jane and give them a way to take him down… a way that involves kinda almost killing Jane but eh, could be worse? And then ooooh they realise from the bells that he’s right there in the square too, and omg as Jane is asking him how they get their friends back (answer: apparently they don’t) she’s spinning around looking for him, and right behind her is a walkway with a snack bar on one side of it, and man I have such clear memories of walking along that walkway to our hotel or stopping into that snack bar for gelati. Ugh, I miss Venice. And then he says her name again (dude it’s Jane WELLER, not Doe) and she spots him and takes off after him and Weller suddenly panics because he doesn’t know where she is (ugh my poor boy) but luckily he manages to take the exact right turn to find them (do you know how easy it is to get turned around in Venice????? He’d have never found them) and he jumps onto Roman’s getaway boat which is badass, and after what seems like several minutes of an unpleasant upper-body workout he manages to pull himself up on the boat and attack Roman. Meanwhile Jane, who got left behind earlier, has managed to just about catch up to them despite having commandeered what appears to be the Italian version of a motor-pontoon. Also Roman manages to keep his sunnies on throughout their fight which is pretty damn impressive considering that Weller has bodyslammed him a couple of times as well as punching him full on in the face more than once. But eh. Weller does manage to dislodge Roman's jacket as he gets literally kicked off the boat, though. Good thing Captain Jane and her trusty vessel aren't far behind, and pick him up. I like that she called him Weller; that’s right Jane, just because it’s your name now too doesn’t mean you can’t still call him that. Oooooh but rather than being grateful for the rescue, Weller is too busy being upset with Jane for ditching him, which he’s understandably just a tad sensitive about these days. Looks like these guys have still got a little bit to go in terms of getting their groove back. And while Jane is lamenting Roman’s escape, Weller shows her the phone from the pocket of Roman’s jacket, his voice all proud. Yeah, son, you did good.

Back at the lab, Stuart is still being antagonized by Rich, who I have to say pulls off those flowered shirts better than I would have believed possible. Though lbr, I gave up on trying not to be inexplicably attracted to Rich a long time ago. While they’re cracking the encrypted phone, Jeller go ahead with Roman’s plan to get rid of Jane’s bounty. Not that the munchkin is happy about it, of course, but Jane is determined to have her life back-- lbr, after getting to see Weller again after all this time, there’d be no way she could ever let him go again. While Weller’s super against the death-mimicking drug, it gets support from Stuart and Rich, the former in simply confirming that it does what Roman says it does, and the latter detailing his own uses for it which include faked-death border crossings and, of course, ‘some sex stuff’. Not sure I wanna hear the sex stories, but the border crossings one sure has me intrigued. The guys do bring up one catch: if she doesn’t have the antidote within 90 mins, she’ll actually die. Weller is NOT down with that, but before he can even get past the opening statement of his list of all the reasons why this is a Bad Idea, Jane stabs herself in the leg with the needle. His face is the most hilarious thing, like ‘Aaaaand she did the thing. Of course she did the thing. Why do I even ever try to talk her out of the thing, she always just does it anyway.’ lol. But let’s not forget there, he could literally grab the antidote right out of that case and stab her with it right now, completely counteracting the drug’s effects and preventing the plan from being able to go ahead. But she begged him to do it for her-- for them-- and there’s nothing he wouldn’t do for her. Especially if it gives him the love of his life back. And come on, it’s not a true Jeller moment until one of them does something the other tells them not to, nearly dies, and is saved by the other, so…

In the fun bunker, the (now loosely defined) team is trying to figure out where they are (no clue), and why they were taken, and Reade immediately assumes it’s something to do with Zapata’s work at the CIA, and the two of them are immediately at each other’s throats about it before Patterson plays mediator, trying to get everyone to focus. On one hand I agree with Reade, bc the CIA is pretty shady and I don’t trust them, but Zapata’s probably right when she says that it must be about their time in the FBI since all three of them are here. However some Spanish-accented military dudes appear a moment later and tell them to break into a fancy safe or die, and hmmmm that is not quite what I expected. While Patterson assesses the crackability of the safe (fairly easy apparently, and dude how could I ever forget how much I love Patterson) Reade gets his wet-blanket on, and starts preaching about how they shouldn’t open it bc it’s a government safe and might have dangerous secrets inside etc, whereas Zapata is all “pshh, that’s a problem for another day. Today’s problem is not dying” which I fully support. And then they’re at it again (and not ‘at it’ in the sexy way, which in this moment would be uncomfortable for all kinds of reasons) but in the squabbly bickery way, but Patterson interrupts with some much needed truth bombs: Reade is mad at Zapata for leaving, Zapata’s mad at him for freezing her out after she left, and the team fell apart after Jeller left and they’re all still trying to deal with that loss. And ughhh everyone missed each other and they’re all unhappy in their separate lives and clearly the solution here is for everyone to come back to the team and stay together forever and never let Gero break them up ever again ugh. But anyhow, like all Patterson rants, this one results in everyone being like ‘sorry mom what do we need to do’ and ugh I’ve missed themmmmmm

Back in Venice, Weller is rolling a duffel bag with his estranged wife’s death-adjacent body inside. Act natural, Weller, because this would be a really awkward time to get stopped by the cops. Also sidenote, he’s rolling that bag like it doesn’t weigh much at all, which I'm going to pretend is just because he’s jacked and not because there’s actually nothing in the bag that they filmed with lol. Anyhow, the bag is now up on the altar in a church filled with bad guys, and time is running out before Jane needs the antidote. Of course the bounty guy is late. Thanks for my blood pressure issues, Blindspot. Also another sidenote, but the guy who greets him is totally a silver fox. Too bad he’s soon to be either arrested or dead. Finally his boss arrives-- he got caught up watching a glassblower, which tbh I completely understand, bc that kind of thing is awesome-- and then lolllll he listens with a stethoscope for like 2 seconds and then does a blood pressure and then declares Jane dead?? Um, no. As someone who has certified the deaths of many people in the last three years, and also interacted with a lot of death-adjacent people, let me tell you that a) a blood pressure is useless, b) he would need to listen for at LEAST two minutes with the steth, and c) there are several other simple checks he should have done that totally would have given Jane away. But whatevs, his lack of any medical understanding totally works in our favour. Weller is all “cool I love that she’s dead and that I’m getting all the moneys for it, hey can I have a sec with the body please?” but nope, the dude has his cronies ready to take her to the in-house crematorium (wow, talk about a one-stop shop) and Weller’s al ‘coolcoolcool’ *punches the dudes out and stabs Jane’s body right through the bag before being pulled away and having his ass handed to him*. And okay Jane would not have woken up instantly like that but DAMN if it doesn't look cool with her slowly emerging from the bag like an avenging angel (cool parallel with the pilot, of course) and then she’s all ‘how dare u hurt my man’, leading to a shot like in those cartoons where two characters are brawling inside a closed room or building and all you see is like the door bending outwards and clouds of dust puffing up and windows rattling etc, and then BAM BABY, JELLER IS BACK AND KICKING BUTT and also looking like they’re both a little turned on by it which is kind of awkward but at the same time I fully support it and Idk there’s just a lot of emotions going on rn

Rich excitedly confirms that Roman’s plan actually worked and Jane is now free, and ugh I like to think that it’s not just because he can’t believe it worked but more that he’s just really happy for them bc he ships them so much and it also means that they’re going to be coming home and basically I just want the whole gang back together ugh. That might be a little difficult though, as Rich informs them of the not-so-good good news-- Roman sold the other three into slavery, but thankfully he’s freaking awesome (and knows it) because he’s managed to figure out where they were taken. Lol at Weller's “Ugh he’s worse than Patterson” hahahaha. Ugh I just LOVE THESE GUYS. And so the others are apparently being held by the Venezuelan government, and Rich tells Jeller where, but they can’t have any official help (Oh Stuart: “shouldn't we just call the president or something?” my sweet summer child) and so Keaton is there to hook them up with some of his contacts and goddammit why is hating him so damn hard. And awww I love that lil baby Stuart is getting to play with the big kids these days, and awww Hirst is determined to get their ‘friends’ back (not their ‘agents’ or their ‘team’) and ugh this FAMILYYYY. It’s becoming increasingly apparent that the original family of five has now been joined by the cool wine aunt, the awkward and often annoying but also kinda useful uncle, the wacky flamboyant cousin, and the shy young nerd cousin now added into the mix.

In the fun bunker, Patterson is casually cracking the safe while snacking on her MRE, while Reade whines about his own food and Zapata messes with him for entertainment. Ah, good times. Then Patterson opens the safe-- literally the others seem to be barely there for anything other than moral support-- and they realise that the safe contains a government computer, probably with a bunch of dangerous secrets on it. Uh-oh. Before they can argue more about the merits of dying for the cause, though, the baddies arrive. They want Patterson to decrypt the computer which is gonna take a hella long time. Awww ‘we paid for the best computer specialist in the FBI’, and ughhh she really is. And then it turns out that Reade and Zapata are literally just there as incentive for her to get crackin’ or they’ll be killed. Eeeep. But our Patty Pat is a genius, and the baddies made the epic mistake of providing sustenance in the form of MREs. Basically if they use the hot packets from the food to turn the computer into a flashbang, they can distract the baddies long enough to overpower them and escape. Ugh I’m so proud of my lil baby genius. And she makes Reade apologise to the food for badmouthing it hahaha. Man I have missed this lil team so much!!

Up in the sky, Jeller are rushing to save their buddies, but also having The Talk-- aka the ‘what are we now?’ talk, bc lbr Jane so desperately wants their life together back, both as a married couple and as kickass FBI agents, but she doesn’t know if she has the right to have it back or if it's even what he wants, and then he’s all ‘yep let’s be married again we can just sweep this past 18 months under the rug please I’m good with that let’s just do that’ and ugh Jane admits that leaving him and their life was the hardest thing she’d ever done, but-- and man does he feel the ‘but’-- she really found herself after she left him. Oh man, what a kick in the guts. I totally get what she’s saying-- it’s not that she doesn’t want to be with him, or that she can only truly be herself without him, it’s that the puppy-sitting life in backwater Colorado is just not for her (Well, duh). She did it once to make him happy, but she can’t go back to it again or she’ll go stir-crazy. Well, good thing these new tattoos have given them both the perfect excuse to go back to their lives of kicking ass in NYC! Poor Weller though, he doesn’t understand yet, and the way his voice gets a little choked up just kills me. Oh Weller, just because she discovered who she is as a person without you (bearing in mind that pretty much her entire life that she can remember, you’ve been there), doesn’t mean she doesn’t love you with all her heart!

Now Jeller are at the compound, about to search every building individually when the others save them a bunch of time by causing a hell of a ruckus (exploding computers, gunfire, all-round hell breaking loose-- you know, the usual) and so Jeller have to adjust their plans. In a big, kick-ass way. I love the three making their big escape and then seeing the tank a roll up and aim towards them and they’re all ‘shit alright you got us geez we surrender’ and then BAM, the tank destroys the bad guys’ vehicles and probably everyone’s eardrums as well. I just love the wtf moment that these three must have when Weller suddenly pops up out of the tank-- dad’s here guys! Time to go! And then they’re inside and mom is driving and they all probably think that they’re hallucinating from something in the Mexican Style chicken stew and ughhhh they must be so relieved and Jane literally drives over a car bc ain't nothing getting in the way of getting her family to safety. Also lol Patterson must have been raking it in with the app designing because she’s all ‘I gotta buy me one of these’ haha. I’d love to see her cruising around NYC in one hahaha. And then ugh Jeller are all in sync again , taking out the baddies following them and the team is half-confused, half-happy and they have so many questions and then Reade’s “We got time, this tank is slow as hell’ lolllll. Well he’s not wrong…. wonder how long it took for things to get awkward??

Aaaand the team is safely back at the NYO, and Jane is in the scanner again, and Keaton is there again for whatever reason-- oh, because he wants the CIA to take the tattoo cases, while Hirst is all ‘bish please” in her excellent southern accent. So lemme guess, this is about to be a joint task force… and yep, Reade is all ‘this is the most sensible option’ like he totally doesn’t just want Zapata back. Haha yeah Keaton, you get me on this. It’s nice to see Reade stepping up and going head to head with the big kids, though I still don’t think he’s ready to be in this position (Are we forgetting the whole Jones thing and the drug binge??). But whatevs. Reade goes to tell the team about the joint task force and they’re like yeah duh, we’re all already in’. Well, except Patterson, who is playing a little hard to get. Maybe she’s still struggling to deal with all the Sandstorm trauma? And then omg “Rich is gonna brief us in Stuart’s lab” was the perfect sentence to say right then to convince her to stay haha. Well played, Reade. Patterson is not happy at all about Rich being involved, though Reade defends him which feels kinda weird but I also like it. I wanna hear more about their interactions. Again, spin-off, anyone?? Weller is all ‘oh god please where is the briefing just give us the briefing’ so after a lil more Patterson/Rich bickering (ah how I’ve missed that), Stuart tells them what they already know-- lots of tattoos to crack, so they better get…. Cracking (*insert finger guns here*). Patterson is now all in, refusing to leave this to Rich and Stuart (“No offense Stuart” hahahaha), and Jane is in too, despite Hirst offering for her to be free if she wants. Aww, Hirst. You are a sweetie pie. And then Rich: “Backstreets back alright! Six best friends and Stuart!” And UGH YES. Give me all the Rich, and all the Patterson and the Stuart and the ughhhh all of it. I do love that all joking aside, Rich does very genuinely tell Jane it's nice to see her again. He loves his Jane and he would do anything for her ugh

Oooh Jeller in their old apartment, and he’s all unsure whether she really wants to be there with him and she makes it clear that there’s nowhere else she wants to be, and yaaaas my boy acknowledges that the move to Colorado really didn’t fit her and that she’d given up a lot of her own happiness and personal meaning just to make him happy. So now they just need to strike a balance, which is all she wants-- to be there with him and be happy and in luuuurve while also kicking butt and saving people. And then ugh he pulls her ring out of his pocket and he’s been carrying it EVERY DAY since she left and he rushes to tell her that she doesn’t have to put it back on until she’s ready and ugh she takes it and kisses him and then lord save me from how husky her voice goes when she tells him she’s missed him so much and ughhhhh he’s missed her too and ugh my babies are about to have reunion sex on multiple surfaces in the house and I’m so happy for them. Damn Gero yet again you have managed to make the thought of 18 awful months completely disappear in the face of this excellence, and it’s all too easy to just let you make me forget, and ugh I want to stay upset about it but I just can’t. Damn it you crafty wizard, how have you gotten me so under your spell….

Lol Aunty Hirst checking in with Reade, seeing if he’s okay with all his fam coming back, but also warning him (and us) that none of these people are the same as they were two years ago. And to prove that point, uncle Keaton and Zapata are having their own, much shadier little conference about one of the tattoos, one that clearly points to something related to either them or the CIA in general, but it’s something they’re both very familiar with and won’t let the others find out about. Oooh, secrets. Speaking of secrets, Rich and Patterson have apparently been interacting regularly over the last two years??? And before anyone goes there, NO, I I don’t think their relationship is at all romantic or sexual. I think they’ve been business partners of a sort (probably with Boston as well, since he and Patterson kinda became buds) and I also think that Patterson has been secretly helping Rich help the FBI with their cases. But again, I want to hear ALL about whatever they’ve been up to bc ugh I love these two and their dynamic though I also kinda wanna give Rich a hug and tell Patterson to be nicer to her weirdo cousin haha. Oh wait, you thought we were done with the secrets???? Nope, Jane is looking unhappy and hiding a bunch of passports (probably given to her by Keaton) away the moment Weller leaves, and he steps outside their (apparently-renovated) building and immediately encounters Roman, who basically blackmails him to help him with tattoo-related stuff or he’ll tell Jane about ‘what happened in Berlin’. Weller is agrees to help immediately, which kinda makes it seem like whatever happened in Berlin was really, really bad. And again NO IT WAS NOT SOMETHING ROMANTIC OR SEXUAL. Geez, people. Neither Jane nor Weller would have slept with anyone else during their separation. To think so would be to have no understanding of either of the characters, or their character growth. Far more likely Weller did something that would be considered illegal or amoral, like killing someone, or something. Personally I think he and Roman encountered each other in Berlin and had an altercation wherein Weller injured and very nearly killed Roman, and Roman only survived by pure luck? That feels like a thing he’d want to keep from Jane, that he nearly killed her only family? Plus then he would kind of ‘owe’ Roman as well,. But idk, maybe it was something even shadier. Guess we’ll find out….

And so okay, I admit it. You've won, Gero. You’ve done a ton of things that have upset me or that I object to on multiple levels, but try as I might I can’t escape from your web. Looks like I’m stuck with this show, which means you guys are stuck with me and my recaps...

#Blindspot #Blindspot recap #Jeller #goddammit show how do you pull me in like this

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butt-lore · 5 years ago

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Oh yes hello I’m alive! Want another fic? Of course u do! I had the MOST fun writing this cuz Sehyoon is one of my fave ppl for his facial expressions alone!

That one birthday fic I put off

Summary: you and Sehyoon had been dating awhile now, have had many shared shenanigans together. And when a fan asks about how Sehyoon is when he’s drunk, you’re more than happy to share...

Words: 1480

Warnings: it’s grossly fluffy? Alcohol usage, cursing I think

Not my pic but how I see him when he’s defeated.

“Happy birthday!” Sehyoon blinks aimlessly, a party hat strapped to his head upon entry, a placid smile on everyone’s face but his. They cheered and popped poppers around him in merriment, chuckling at his flat annoyance. Usually one to keep to himself on special days, or share his day with a very few, a group of thirty is a little much. If he was enjoying this, he wasn’t showing it, a full range of emotions but joy passing through dulling brown eyes. You move a bit closer, waving a timid hand pass his face. “Yoonie?”

“Thanks… I love it.” Even and full of disappointment, his husky voice pushed through clenched teeth. While his lips picked up, the rising star’s thousand mile gaze stayed put. Your own mouth threatening to break open in laughter, holding his stare, enveloping the both of you in a world much more familiar: a world you two have been sharing happily alone for two years. He said thanks, and he meant it, but here, where there is only you, he asks what the fuck?

You insisted, a party for Sehyoon would be amazing to celebrate debuting and his birthday, he deserves it. It was much easier than spending the day bouncing around from place to place visiting. A long, tedious tradition you hoped to avoid this year and hopefully many more. Please, try to have fun, your smile said, and you meant that. You knew, the hardest part of living in your head was interacting with others. Sehyoon was improving, but, you see now perhaps this was not thought all the way out. Shit. I’m very sorry.

Yes. Acknowledged. Then he was whilst away in a whirlwind of the many pieces of memory he’ll have of his twenty-fourth birthday. Drink after drink all but poured down his throat. Kim Sehyoon wasn’t good at drinking. And what you witnessed this night would live in infamy in your heart, and it all started with a single beer.

“To be fair it was a beer and soju.” Toned arms cross over a fitted black sweater, Sehyoon’s lips dipping to a frown.

“Yes honey we know.” You responded patting his thigh affectionately. “I thought I said that?” You look up claiming innocence, humming softly.

“Mm.” Peach gloss disappears as a line presses his cheeks up when you look back after a long moment of silence. His eyes pinned you down, shining in bewilderment. You weren’t sure what to call this face but it was very effective, you bursted into laughter and he soon followed. You both calm down to chuckling, Sehyoon fidgeting with imaginary dust on the desk the phone sat upon. He clears his throat twice before speaking. “After a soju and beer.”

“Right, after a soju and beer-“

Everyone had scattered to corners of the house, breaking off to smaller conversations, Sehyoon passed around in a ten min rotation. You watched, concerned for his social battery and well being, but after a drink poured for him by Chan, Sehyoon didn’t seem to have trouble keeping up. He wasn’t very talkative, but when spoken to, Sehyoon kept pace, even if he was slurring words. He spoke of a multitude of things he likes with passion a total of six times, something he does mostly when he feels like it: even then that’s when Sehyoon felt he could trust them. His forty-six minute rant about avocados was new to you, however, and by the end of it, you’re not sure if he’s for or against them, or why and how they were brought up. It was the way everyone zeroed on him, transfixed it seemed, holding onto the words spilling from him.

“I don’t care one way or another about avocados.” Sehyoon throws his hands up, licking his lips in the same motion he swoops black bangs between long fingers. “Hope that answers your question.”

“He’ll eat em.”

“Just don’t have an opinion on them.”

As the night neared its end, many participants heading home, meaning you, too, would have to leave at some point. As it dwindled to just you, the crew, and group members, Sehyoon truly came alive.

“I have a confession.” He almost said, the syllables dragged out longer than necessary. “But none of you can tell anyone.” Jun is first to lean in, trying to make sense of the gibberish he’s attempting at. Sehyoon sits bolt right, speech clearer. “I have a girlfriend.”

“Oh?” Chan just about shouts, jumping onto the cushion next to Sehyoon, bright eyes promising mischief.

“Mmm. Yes. She’s very pr-pretty. And very interesting.” Sehyoon carried on, you watch helplessly as he exposes you both so randomly. Sehyoon has a lot of secrets he can confess, you knew it, and he had been good for about two years. No one but your families knew up till now, not even the other members, you both were content with that for now, so if things don’t work out there's no questions, no scandal, a clean break if need be. And here he was, drunkenly ranting about you thighs. At least he hasn’t called you by name, it would be the strawberries on top of his birthday cake, you might start laughing. In fact, this whole situation was so funny to you. Seeing him so completely relaxed and friendly, not to mention by this time Byeongkwan had claimed Sehyoon’s lap for this important announcement. You watch Jun stretch himself across both Donghun and Chan, hundled close to their storyteller.

“What’s she like,” Jun laments, leaning his silver head into Donghun.”Tell us.” He’s equally if not more drunk, only adding to your enjoyment of the scene. You are grateful no one has kicked you out yet, but who would with the way you are holding your mouth covering a series of snorts. You meant no harm, posed no threat, well, not one to anyone but your own stomach, which was starting to ache.

“Y/n?” You zone back in, shaking your giggles free to prepare for you doom. It’s Jun again. “Do you know Yoonie’s girlfriend?” His smile mirrors that of his friends; drunk.

Chan and Donghun are snickering, you can understand why, you were just seconds from bursting into a cackle.

It's what Byeonkwan says that stops your fun time, “Is this the same girlfriend or a different one?” His comment is innocent, genuine curiosity in his soft tone.

“We’ve been together for three years, keep up, Kwannie.” The two drunken men descend into chaos, dragging the one on Sehyoon’s lap in by proxy.

“You told us…” Donghun answers, “Twice, dear.”

“Oh.” Sehyoon looks dissatisfied, with what, you can’t place. His black straight eyebrows knitting together in concentration. “Did I tell you who?” Well isn’t that just about the dumbest thing your boyfriend has ever said.

“Yes, Y/n is literally right there.” You’re not sure who had more patience, A saint or Donghun.

“Oh right. Y/n did I tell you?”

“You know that look you get when your brain just shuts down and you feel so defeated you can't do anything but just sigh and think about what life events got you to the current situation you’re in?” Sehyoon pushes his office chair back, a sharp bark from his chest as he doubles over. “I felt like Satan had won that day.” You keep your tone plain, sipping from your coffee mug. Sehyoon is still howling behind you. You just blink ahead, he’ll tire himself out.

His laughter continues to echo as you carry on the tale of a Drunk Sehyoon.

“No, you haven’t.” You smile brightly. “Who?”

Sehyoon doesn’t have an answer for you, not a good one for that matter. “I don’t remember her name.”

You knew this wasn’t right, to tease a drunk person, but he already confessed twice before, a harmless prank wouldn’t hurt. “Is she made up?” You tilt your head gently, listening to the mixture of his ranting and the others staggered amusement. “Well why don’t you call her here then?” You shoot when he tells you you suck for not believing him.

“I will.”

“I will never live it down ever. They won’t let me. The crew, the group, Y/n. And now you all.” Sehyoon’s soul slips from his eyes again, shoulders sagging. “And that’s the most embarrassing thing I’ve ever done.”

“It was a good birthday though.” You hummed, remembering how he refused to let you go home after that phone call, it ended with you holding him close against your chest. Drunk Sehyoon was just as cuddly as sober Sehyoon.

“From what I hear I had a good time.” Sehyoon swipes at the back of his head sheepishly. “I’m glad this year we decided against that, though.”

“Wouldn’t want to confess to your girlfriend that you have a girlfriend again right?”

“Well that’s a good place to end it, thank you for joining us today-”

“You’re confusion when my phone rang was just the cutest.”

“Thank you, bye bye.”

#a.c.e #a.c.e stories #a.c.e senarios #a.c.e writers #a.c.e wow #wow #kim sehyoon story #kim sehyoon #someone told me #not my s/o #that when the love is rlly strong #you can talk to each other without words #i hope he hears me say fuck off next time

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infobeanie · 8 years ago

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CROW CILLERS S04E04: THE ELAYNE/VINCE PROJECT

The first time I saw The Blair Witch Project was the last time I got high, almost two decades ago. I don’t enjoy getting high. It’s something I’ve returned to periodically throughout my life, always in the hopes that it’ll be different this time, that I’ll be different this time, that I’ve matured to the point where I’ll be able to handle it like a normal human being and recognize that the chemicals flowing through me are trying to get me to relax, not to permanently erode my consciousness into a formless hull. Nevertheless, every toke I’ve ever taken has turned into a vicious battle with my ego as it attempted to defend me from the psychosis it sensed was encroaching on my brain. To play helpless spectator to that would leave me depressed for months afterwards.

So it was a great relief when the lights went down in the theater and I was able to dissociate completely from myself and from all the friends I didn’t really know or trust who were sitting around me, and focus entirely on the movie. My brain seized upon it voraciously, like a dog on a bone, because it was a good movie. It made perfect sense to me. It was a movie about nothingness. It wasn’t the idea of ghosts or witches that made it scary; it was the lack of a lens presented with which to view it. Its creators accomplished what every horror film before it failed to accomplish: they removed every hint of a directorial hand in the footage, leaving only an object with no recognizable actors or sinister synth strings to distinguish itself from its surroundings. It was a literal death of the author.

It was barely a movie at all, which is what made it so scary. Humans need a lens, any sort of lens, to view the world around them. To be shown the insufficient nature of these lens - to have God, Satan, the national anthem, the Wizard of Oz, the collected mythos of the centuries fail to explain what is happening to us, for it all to fall short in comparison to the raw experience currently being lived - that is the ultimate horror. You don’t need witchcraft to make three people in the wildnerness tear themselves apart. You don’t need anything at all. These are the impressions that the film left on me as I, or something inside me, attempted to hold onto my sanity.

Four episodes in, Season 4 has produced its first masterpiece in “The Elayne/Vince Project”, an episode which sees its characters clinging onto whatever lens they can as they come face to face with the inexplicable debris of their own consciousness. The episode itself feels like a confrontation of sorts - just like the new Twin Peaks pulls ideas from throughout Lynch’s canon in service of a new story with a new emotional direction, TEVP recontextualizes imagery from different Cate Wurtz comics over a span of years, honing them into their tightest, most impactful form yet. Its basic setup is borrowed from The Body is a System, Cate’s only print comic to date, and many details from that work reappear here, most noticeably the mysterious forest-piano. But we also see a glimmer of COSM again, in the half-mad omniscient puppet who is established in this episode as the major paranormal force to be dealt with this season. Holeface’s early appearances were some of the scariest stuff Cate has ever written, and while Beloved is a bit too goofy-looking to be a real source of terror, her toxic charisma, and the curious nature of her existence, strike the same ambiguity pleasure points that Holeface did.

More disturbing than Beloved is the appearance of the imposter puppets, those evil spambot clones which send the minds of our faves reeling. Gaige, bless his soul, applies a rather unforgiving lens to his own life, filtering out so much bullshit that he’s at a complete loss to explain his visions of Harlyn. Ghosts and magic are way too fucking beyond for him, despite his own seemingly impossible powers. Reality extends strictly to the things he knows from experience to be true, which is why he doubts the veracity of Embry and Ambrosia’s shared psy-mind (the first to do so since Harlyn!), and why he’s so quick to believe the puppet-Joslyn when she betrays him. Clearly, whatever unfolds from here will be a struggle for him to accept into his worldview.

But the biggest struggle here belongs to Elayne, who, when the time came, clung on to the only thing she had, even as it turned out to be a remnant of that which hunted her. Elayne, who hates the forest that reminds her of her butterfly mind, strewn as it is with alien artifacts. Elayne, who sees the flip side of the question that pervades this series - “are we safe?” - in Vince’s casual contemplation. Where does this stuff come from - ynce iche, the horse figurines, the mall, anything? Who is in control? If it’s someone else - someone like Lord Vein or Lord Marrow - what makes them different from anybody else? And if no one is in control - or it’s something we have no hope of understanding - then how can we ever be safe? Where is the thing that hunts you - is it inside or outside?

For Elayne, the mask serves double duty - it keeps the rest of the world out, and keeps the threat of her inner ghosts contained. Her monologue in the dead of night (to Vince? to us? to no one?) is one of the richest psychological portraits we’ve seen in Crow Cillers, delivered in the sincere language of someone struggling with ideas bigger than they know how to articulate. In a world of fully-formed faces, she is a mask. She latches onto details, becomes unpleasant in her insistence on details, because details are all she has - there is no whole she can integrate these details into. She lacks a lens to understand.

There is no unmasking sequence, of course, no reveal of the ugly duck as the secret beauty, no rearranging of their characteristics into a heteronormative ideal. Crow Cillers respects its characters too much for that. Instead, what gets rearranged is that mental debris, those contextless images that have haunted Elayne for so long, into a shape that, for a moment, seems to almost make sense. That piano, as we know, had been floating around for years before Elayne and Vince found it, and it was still there after they left. But they made it theirs, and no one else’s, when Vince played the first song that popped into his his head and it happened to click with Elayne. In that moment, she stopped being a pair of frightened eyes staring out from a mask, and became one of her own images, just for one day.

Humans are humans. For better or for worse, The Blair Witch Project was eventually given a lens to view it through, in the form of sequels, video games, and merchandise. Its actors were found alive and well, promoting their own wares. The general public recognized its merits as a horror movie, and set to work siphoning the horror out of it. But it has found perhaps its most heartfelt lens in this episode of Crow Cillers, which reforms its images not in the service of secondhand horror, but in a transformed narrative of hope and human connection. Horror, I think, comes at the expense of all other emotions - one by one, love, happiness, sadness, and anger fall at the hands of fear, as the movie works its magic. But the shots of forest and wildnerness that are spread throughout The Elayne/Vince Project seem full of emotion rather than stripped of it; they seem to cry out with imbued meaning from their silent stillness. I don’t understand what they mean, but I understand how it makes me feel, and that’s enough.

#crow cillers #cate wurtz #lamezone #j

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rongasm · 8 years ago

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hiiii idk why i'm so nervous but i really really wanna start writing fanfiction. ljke full out "woah this makes me feel stuff" fanfiction and i thought you'd be the best place to come for pointers because you're literally amazing but anyways do ylu have any suggestions as to 1. where to write it 2. starting tips 3. what not to do?? thanks!! i really really want to but i'm little scared to

OOOH, I WAS RECENTLY GIVING THE SAME ADVICE TO MEG BONNEY ON TWITTER. Okay, here we go. Let’s do this.

How To Start Writing Fanfic for Beginners:

Okay, so, the first thing we usually do is have a beta reader-- someone who looks over stories and checks for writing flow, typos, and, most importantly in the case of fanfiction, characterization. You find one before you start writing so that you have a cheerleader who can talk about ideas with you and push you through when you feel like you wanna quit. This is a formality, though, and can be skipped. My one-shots usually are in the 20k+ range so I like to have three or four people look over them, but if I'm writing a 6k one shot, for example, I only have one beta reader.

I’m actually pretty sure that the origination of this practice actually came from everyone trying to figure out how to make friends in fandom. If you're the beta reader on someone's story, you're automatically buddies. Google docs has made this way easier, though-- it used to be long email chains. *shudders*

Step two, decide which host sites you're going to post your fic on. Different fandoms are more popular on different fic sites. The most popular fanfic sites are http://fanfiction.net , http://archiveofourown.org (AO3, we call it), and sometimes tumblr, depending on the length of the fic!

So, for example, the Percy Jackson fandom is really really into http://fanfiction.net (or at least was when I was writing for it?) That's where you get the most reviews/comments and the most hits for that fandom. In the case of Teen Wolf/Stydia the most popular site is AO3, easily. But if the piece you wrote is a drabble (in the 1k range), you can also plop it on tumblr. If it's in the 2k range, it's acceptable to put it on tumblr under a "read more."

For all these sites, you need an account, but AO3 is technically in beta mode (idk why; it's been like that for multiple years?) and therefore you sign up and then have to wait for an invite. But it's worth it because once you have an account, you can view the history of the fics you've read, bookmark faves, leave comments, and, of course, publish fics.

Unlike ffnet, AO3 also categorizes fics into fandoms, which is really really helpful if you write for multiple fandoms. Their sorting system is really good and really specific, which is why people use it. I think that, at this point, AO3 is undoubtedly the most diversely enjoyed site.

Here's some things you definitely need to know about posting on AO3:

(This is SUPER important), it's considered REAL bad manners to tag characters/ships that aren't the centric pairing. So, the fic is gonna ask you for characters and the ship. If you're writing a fic where Stiles and Lydia are the centric pairing, you're gonna fill in Lydia Martin, Stiles Stilinski, and then Lydia Martin/Stiles Stilinski. But say your story also has a few scenes with Scott? Either don't mention Scott, or do "Scott McCall- Side.”

The reader should be able to clearly tell what type of fic it is by your tags. (Unless you don’t want them to know). You can create your own tags or you can use the site's already established ones. AO3 tags can get slightly obnoxious but nobody’s going to call you out for that so enjoy.

If your fic takes place within the bounds of the series, you tag it "Canon Compliant." If it not only fits with the plot of the series but also takes place literally during the series, tag it "Missing Moments." If it diverges from the plot line of the series, you tag it "Canon Divergent." If it is after the series is over, tag it "Post-Canon."

If it’s AU, tag the kind of AU it is. “Coffee Shop AU” “AU-- The Hunger Games” “AU-- Everyone Lives” “AU-- Stiles is Olaf from Frozen and gets it on with Anna who is Lydia.” (Spoilers for my next fic.) (Just kidding.)

ALSO when you're posting, it's a huge struggle because AO3 either requires HTML coded stuff (for italics, etc) or rich text. My suggestion would be either putting your fic on tumblr and copy and pasting the rich text from the finished post, or getting an account on ffnet and using their document uploader to c+p your fic into, then save it and copy and paste it into the rich text part of the fic loader on AO3

So now, ratings.

Here's what you've got: G,T, M, E.

G is like... no swearing, no mention of sex, you could read it as a bed time story to a 6 year old.

T is swearing, acknowledgment that sex exists, maybe some kissing (but you're getting to shaky territory as soon as you venture anywhere remotely past second base) light, non-descriptive violence (there's also a tag for violence under "archive warnings" because some people get triggered by it.)

M is lighter sex scenes (I would say anything that doesn't describe genitalia? Idk, this is a real fine line. I think you’ll feel it in your bones. Or, bone, in the case of smut.

Nailed that joke.

HA GEDDIT. I did it again.

E is like, you're going to hell for writing this, enjoy hanging out with satan in the fiery pits, I hope it's worth it.

If you post on tumblr, tag appropriately. Tumblr tagging is different from ao3-- you just tag to sort things, and so that the right people see your work. So, like, if you wrote a Stydia fic, obviously don't tag it Sterek or Sciles because you'll get hate, lmao. You can tag character names, but I would suggest you don't tag "Stiles Stilinski" or "Lydia Martin" because the Sterk/Mrrish/Stlia shippers tend to attack you. Also, only the first five tags count.

And now, the Don’ts of fanfiction***

Make sure your spacing doesn’t look awful.

It makes people not wanna read it

You should know what regular spacing looks like. If you’re able to correct it so that there’s not eons of space between paragraphs, I would do that.

Don’t say “Sorry for the bad summary I promise it’s better than it sounds” in your summary.

“Their tongues battle for dominance” or other equally cliche dialogue

Original characters as main characters

Fandom crossovers are almost always rolled their eyes at in the fic community. Like, you can thrust your characters into a different universe, but normally, you can’t use the original characters. So by all means, write a Percy Jackson AU, but don’t make Fitzwilliam Darcy best friends with Annabeth Chase.

POV SWITCHING IN YOUR FIC

Okay this is really delicate because some people can do it really well and some people can’t

Switching back and forth between character point of view within one section of your fic is really hard for the reader to keep up with and it tends to look clumsy. It’s a no-no.

If you have divides between sections, that’s where you can switch POV.

However, I tend to write almost all of my fics with just one POV. I pick Character 1 or Character 2 no matter how long it is. It’s cleaner that way.

NEVER USE FIRST PERSON IN FANFICTION, IT IS UNIVERSALLY LOATHED.

I need to remember this one-- don’t describe clothes too much. You’ll sound like a cheesy YA novel. (I’m a hypocrite, okay?)

Titles matter. Work hard on picking a title. I s2g it actually makes a big difference. Idk why. Titles.

***Side note: All writing rules are all allowed to be broken. There is truly no such thing as a steadfast writing rule. The more comfortable you get with writing, the more comfortable you could be with breaking these rules. Does that make sense?

#answered #rongasm writes #Anonymous

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kook-tae · 8 years ago

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If you read fanfics, what's some of your favorites (with links please!)

alright, so there are some of my faves, tho I’ve read a lot of fanfics tbh, but it would be a pain to list them all. there’s more than one pairing in here, but most of them are taekook.

all of them are completed, because I’m really shitty at keeping up with the unfinished ones OTL, and they’re mostly one shots, tho there are some that are longer as well.

so here you go!

Kiss Me Hard Before You Go (1/1 | 20,271 | Rated E)

Dramatization. Do not try at home.

Get Me Out Of My Mind (Get You Out Of Those Clothes) (1/1 | 15,797 | Rated E)

Taehyung never thought he’d fall in love with his roommate. Then again, he never thought his roommate would have been a literal gift from god either.

Date Me (1/1 | 5,439 | Rated G)

Taehyung flirts with the cute high school boy and relishes in the flustered reaction he gets for almost an entire year. But when the following year comes along, he finds himself choking on his own words.

I feel safe in the 5 a.m. light (love in my arms and the sun in my eyes) (1/1 | 8,031 | Rated M)

And Taehyung thinks he’s never loved anyone more in his life than the boy above him who’s a little bit rough and sometimes a bit insensitive and maybe a little bit mean, but he’s also so soft and so gentle, and he treats Taehyung like he’s something so precious to him. And maybe he’s like that because of Taehyung, or maybe it’s because underneath everything, underneath the tough exterior and the sky-high walls, his heart’s more delicate than Taehyung’s, but all Taehyung knows is that Jeongguk fills up all of Taehyung’s vulnerable pieces with parts of himself.

Be Your Forever, Be Your Fling (1/1 | 40,932 | Rated M)

“As long as you want me, I’ll stay. I’ll be in love with you; for eternity, forever. I don’t think that will ever change,” Jeongguk says, a smile to his voice.

“You’re my first love. My only love.”

my ex-man found a new boyfriend (1/1 | 4,571 | Rated T)

after their breakup, jimin watches taehyung fall in love with someone else through social media.

Kill Me (But Don’t Let Me Die) (1/1 | 14,978 | Rated M)

Taehyung is a hired killer and Jungkook works at a bakery.

scam romance (1/1 | 10,156 | Rated E)

“I had the most brilliant idea when I woke up this morning,” Taehyung says, and this is definitely not a good thing. This is Jeongguk’s cue to back the fuck out. The last time Taehyung had a brilliant idea, Jeongguk went to the emergency room with a raisin lodged in his ear.

“You know,” he begins, “I just remembered this thing I have to do. Very important, can’t skip it—”

“How do you feel about pretending to be boyfriends?”

(On the morning of Valentine’s Day, Taehyung proposes a plan. What follows is the systematic exploitation of every couples-only deal in the city.)

A Little Back Pain (1/1 | 3,255 | Not Rated)

Taehyung wakes up one morning with immense back pain only to be rushed to a radio station for an early morning schedule with the rest of Bangtan. Trying not to make any trouble, he tries to keep it a secret, but eventually that becomes increasingly hard.

make this chaos count (1/1 | 14,597 | Rated T)

Taehyung struggles and battles with himself a lot during a three-month break the band is given. Jeongguk is somehow always there despite everything.

you could be the one (that can mess me up) (1/1 | 6,016 | Rated T)

Jungkook doesn’t know why Kim Taehyung makes him so angry.

(or the one when Jungkook is emotionally constipated and Taehyung is more patient than anyone gives him credit for)

Love and Other Planets (2/2 | 12,281 | Rated M)

Kim Taehyung is president of the Astronomy Club, Park Jimin is captain of the basketball team, and Jeon Jungkook is so annoying.

butterfingers (1/1 | 9,752 | Rated T)

The amount of things that Taehyung has a steady grip around is limited to three.

Piece of Art (1/1 | 28,640 | Rated M)

The only masterpiece that has even remotely caught Taehyung’s attention recently is the new, talented (and incredibly gorgeous) junior who just got accepted into his senior art class.

Our Blooming Love (1/1 | 6,004 | Not Rated)

There’s more than meets the eye. Like Jeon Jungkook…sure he may seem like a person you’d want to avoid with his tattoos and multiple piercings. But to Taehyung, he was something much more than that.

Jungkook became a friend….and then his lover.

(A short AU of Taehyung meeting a misunderstood Jungkook and how their loved bloomed)

dating for dummies (1/1 | 12,061 | Rated G)

in which twitter is evil, jeon jeongguk is a bit tsundere, park jimin is satan and kim taehyung may or may not have a boyfriend.

All’s Fair in Coffee and War (1/1 | 6,898 | Rated T)

“Goddammit, Kim Taehyung,” Jeongguk moaned, “I thought I’d get you with the soy.”

Love Makes Quite the Fashion Statement (1/1 | 5,333 | Rated M)

Taehyung knits ugly sweaters, and Jungkook wears his heart on their sleeves.

change my world (you’re the sunlight in my universe) (1/1 | 6,751 | Rated T)

Jungkook is an artist who likes drawing on the cafe’s freedom wall. Taehyung sees his drawings, and falls in love.

Featuring Jimin as the 100% done wingman, Yoongi as the possessive boyfriend, and Seokjin as the sassy mom.

My Love Is Carried To You By My Feet (1/1 | 2,501 | Rated T)

Taehyung gets stood up and Jeongguk (unsuccessfully) tries to ignore him.

(Advanced warning that this is pure fluff).

refrigerator humming, chewing gum and instant karma (8/8 | 61,449 | Rated E)

Taehyung sets the flowers down on the dining table, plucking the card off the little holder. “Dearest Taehyung, just wanted you to know that I’m thinking about you. I hope you’re thinking about me too. Love–” he pauses and squints before cocking an eyebrow and pursing his lips. “Hyung, why is the boss of your little boy band gang professing his love for me?”

Yoongi drops the noodles on the floor with a loud curse as he burns his hand.

Or, Taehyung’s been trying his hardest to avoid Yoongi’s criminal life for a long ass time, but a cute kid and his infuriating father keep pulling him deeper into the mix.

OTHER PAIRINGS

to the night, will you follow me? (29/29 | 95,085 | Rated G | yoonjin)

yoongi is a single parent, taehyung is his son who wants to be a dragon, jimin is the dragon’s new best friend, and seokjin is too good looking for a single dad working two jobs.

it’s your heart i wanna live (& sleep) in (1/1 | 22,658 | Rated T | vmin)

The first time Jimin sleeps over at Taehyung’s, it’s an emergency. The other times after? That’s a different story.

let’s get going (1/1 | 7,389 | Rated E | vmin)

kim taehyung could’ve lived his whole life without knowing that jimin owns a dildo.

finger cuffs (3/3 | 30,561 | Rated T | vmin)

taehyung falls in love every day but this time, he insists, it is real. but all of his friends are vehemently against the object of his latest affection.

“can you give me one?”

“a reason?” yoongi hums shortly. “you’re sensitive. you fall for anyone in a matter of seconds. and he throws people away like used tampons. there’s three.”

because fries and mixtapes (1/1 | 6,644 | Not Rated | taegi)

Yoongi works the graveyard shift at a fast food restaurant while trying to make it big. Taehyung has insomnia.

large, extra cheese, extra sauce (extra you) (1/1 | 8,981 | Rated T | taegi)

Taehyung starts everything by procrastinating. Even unhealthy crushes on the pizza delivery boy.

Linger (1/1 | 12,249 | Rated M | taegi)

Taehyung is too much of a fool to see that he’s got Yoongi wrapped around his finger.

how can i make you mine? (1/1 | 5,369 | Not Rated | taegi)

The five times the members interrupt or delay Taehyung’s great confession and the one time a confession is spit out.

Kind of.

Principle of Behaviour (1/1 | 12,488 | Rated E | taegikook)

Only Yoongi’s allowed to touch the potions, and that’s a rule. But Taehyung’s never really liked rules, and it always seems to be Jungkook who suffers because of this. (Okay, suffer may not be the right word, but still.)

disco, calypso (it don’t matter) (6/6 | 27,169 | Rated E | 2seok)

Seokjin didn’t ask for any of this. Not for his estranged son Taehyung to suddenly move in and turn Seokjin’s orderly life upside down. Certainly not for said son to come with a mentor and dance instructor in the form of the impossibly sunny, annoyingly attractive Jeong Hoseok. Fortunately, the universe doesn’t seem to be paying much attention to what Seokjin does and does not ask for.

#taekook #vmin #taegi #taegikook #2seok #yoonjin #fanfic rec #anonymous #replies

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describing my oc’s like a, “tag urself” meme because i felt like it:

Sebastian:

is full of love but also sadness and confusion

too soft to be Chaotic Gay, too chaotic to be Soft Gay

doesn’t get why his morbid, self-deprecating “jokes” aren’t funny

the, “hey hold my beer/coffee” friend but also the, “hey hold me, if i’m alone with my thoughts, i go to a Bad Place™” friend

high-key human disaster but he’s trying his best, okay

looks like a sinnamon roll, is actually a burned cinnamon roll, has literally been to hell and back, slightly charred

Pete:

constantly Dramatic™, perpetually Extra™, fluent in sarcasm and talking shit

Theatre Gay to end all Theatre Gays, he will fight you; acts like a Mean Gay™, but is soft inside and scared of getting hurt

aggressively supportive AND supportively aggressive

acts like he has it all together, but doesn’t think before starting shit

says he doesn’t care, actually does tho

stale cinnamon roll, has been in this world too long, too cynical

Margot:

high-key Judging You™, always Done with everything and three days past her bedtime

stone-hearted ice witch with a citrus-flavored center

Mean Gay™, but hey, she has a set of ethics

hums the mission impossible theme song when she’s working, it makes her feel cool

probably the Vodka Aunt friend

looks like she could kill you, is actually a stale sinnamon roll

Josie:

looks calm, but screaming on the inside

Neutral Goth, Chaotic Bi, Mom Friend™

dresses so nice because they have to be in control of something

their life is like trying to avoid the youtube comments, then seeing them anyway

too beautiful for 90% of the shit they go through

looks like a cinnamon roll (too good for this world), actually is a cinnamon roll; would give you their cinnamon rolls

Lucy:

HEY YOU GUYS LET’S TRY SCIENCE

CHAPSTICK FUTCH BABY LESBIAN SHE’S JUST HAPPY TO BE HERE

NO EDGELORDS ALLOWED, IT’S GOOD TO BE NICE AND EXCITED ABOUT THINGS, LET PEOPLE BE EXCITED, JEEZ.

doesn’t need to use all caps but she has SO!! MUCH!!!! ENTHUSIASM!!!!!!

get her on your team for roller derby or the scavenger hunt. seriously. do it.

looks like a cinnamon roll but could actually kill you (but she’d rather not)

Stephen:

low-key Art Gay™, high-key Soft Gay™, the Dad Jokes Friend

laughs at his own jokes before he says the punchline

single, trying really hard to mingle, he may have misinterpreted?? ………or did he??? was that flirting or did he imagine it, like???? someone please help him??????

drag queen, sister of perpetual indulgence, wants to dance with somebody who loves him

would hum the pink panther theme for extra stealth

looks like he could kill you with his cinnamon rolls… and his tembleque… and his homemade ice cream…… aaaaand………

Sara Grace:

High Femme Ballet Lesbian, high-key Art Gay, Fruity Cocktails Cousin friend

says she speaks fluent cat, mostly just makes, “prrrrrfb” noises at her kitty

doesn’t think it’s pretentious to want to make out in an art museum, fuck you

one time, she won a law and order: svu trivia contest while totally shit-faced

she’s beauty, she’s grace, if she has an issue with you, she’ll bring it right to your busted face

looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a princess

Todd:

tries too hard, really needs to chill

high-key Hipster Bullshit Gay

that white boy in every philosophy class who thinks he knows what he’s talking about, but doesn’t

bashes all the things he loves for fear of being mainstream

please do not confuse the problematic fave

looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a low-key sinnamon roll

Conrad:

have u ever met the human version of a headache

don’t call him Hetero Satan, satan did nothing to deserve that

thinks loki is the true hero of the thor movies and the avengers

hey come on, he said, “no offense,” so why are you offended

doesn’t get why, “for the greater good” and, “some animals are more equal than others” are bullshit

garbage. like, really, he’s just………… trash

Adelaide:

Neutral Bi, Lawful Prep, Wine Mom Friend

always ready to DO ALL THE THINGS!!! JUST YOU WAIT.

is everybody’s cool big sister, whether they particularly want her to be or not

snarkmaster 5000 from the planet Done™

but if she keeps her mind active and her body moving at all times, she will avoid falling into a bottomless pit of despair and/or punching someone in the face

looks like a sinnamon roll and actually is a sinnamon roll

Max:

tries too hard, always stressed

the Dad Friend, also a literal dad

how do you interpersonal skills, we just don’t know

my god, does he try

here’s your token hetero character who doesn’t suck, straight people. the rest of them are pretty much garbage.

looks like a jerk, is actually a stale cinnamon roll

Yael:

Low-Key Femme Protest Lesbian, Mama Bear Friend, Badass Grandma, loves her wife so much

Chaotic Gay, Political Angry, actively repels anything even remotely resembling chill

always looks like she’s plotting and/or up to something, but that’s because she usually is

excuse you, children, but she and her wife and so many fallen friends didn’t spend their lives fighting against oppressive systems for you to hate yourself, you are a star and you don’t have to listen any white hetero-capitalist patriarchal pigs who say otherwise, don’t you dare let the bastards get you down for too long, because that is NOT what these fights have been about — yes, she is do re mi fa so done with your shit, but in like, a loving and supportive way

isn’t allowed to chaperone the girl scouts when they go sell cookies at the stop and shop anymore, she got too enthusiastic, people got scared

looks like a sinnamon roll, and probably wouldn’t kill you. ……probably. but you are cordially invited not to test her on this.

Elizabeth:

Soft Butch Library Lesbian, Whisky Grandma Friend

Neutral Gay, Chaotic Prep, calm but terrifying when enraged

has a constant twinkle in her eye, especially while being subtly snarky at people who don’t get it

she’s very sorry for her wife’s lack of chill, but also usually thinks Yael is right, sooooo……… she’ll only rein Yael in if things get really out of hand

isn’t like a regular teacher, she’s a cool teacher, right, kids? gets a rush of excitement whenever she gets an excuse to make a dirty joke while teaching

looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a sinnamon roll

Julian:

hiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeee! he’s here to ruin everything!!

high-key Chaotic Neutral Gay, high-key Nihilistic Gay

got a “cease and desist” letter from kesha this one time

is the Tequila Cousin friend

got sick of people hurting him and decided to hurt other people for a change

sinnamon roll that you bought two years ago at a backwoods gas station, then lost on the floor of your car, and now it’s all grody and there’s mildew inside the wrapper and ugh, gross

Annie (Antoinette):

genuinely doesn’t understand how Extra™ she is

feels like the fuck-up twin because she’s always treated like the fuck-up twin

smiles like a stepford daughter, is actually made of rage and sadness

Chaotic Bi, but she’s so deep in the closet that the Narnians are charging her rent

says she’s just happy to be here, but only because her bullshit family made her say that

is exempted from the cinnamon roll meme pending attempts to get her away from her abusers and into therapy

#ocs tag #oc development #mine: writing #sebastian moncrieff: mutant disaster #pete arden: dramatic disaster #margot gabriel: chainsmoking disaster #josie quinn: empath disaster #lucy murphy: hemokinetic disaster #stephen gardener: precious disaster #sara grace kelley #todd burroughs: art film disaster #conrad hennen #adelaide moncrieff: ambitious disaster #maximilien moncrieff #yael lehrer: probably done with your shit #elizabeth woodham #julian richter #antoinette chamberlain #longish post//

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