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[Okay, you have got to make some sense of what's going on here. You got a bar, a pizza joint, a biscuit joint, and you have two food trucks. Yep. Two food trucks out of this same building.]
#s17e03 dynamic duos#guy fieri#guyfieri#diners drive-ins and dives#two food trucks#pizza joint#biscuit joint#same building#sense#bar
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The power of hotdogs
Danny is running to Gotham to escape the GIW. As he’s running into an alleyway, he crashes into non other than condiment king who proceeds to attack and hits the GIW goons behind him. This absolutely terrifies them due to the fact that their prestigious white clothes will be stained. The fact that he has people running in terror gives Condiment king a giddy feeling so he proceeds to chase them around Gotham.
Thus starts Danny’s constant exploits of running to condiment king when he’s being chased and the rogue scarring the living daylights out of the GIW. They develop nightmares and Condiment king starts developing new concoctions that will specifically stain clothes and never come out. Mwa ha ha!
Eventually, Danny gets adopted by the rogue and becomes his sidekick. Now, when people learned that condiment king got a new sidekick, they laughed. Who in their right mind would want to mentor under him. They believed that this was some poor sob who was down on their luck and truly desperate. That or some weirdo like the ‘king’ himself.
But they didn’t understand.
They didn’t understand that they should never have let Danny Fenton (known as Phantom) become Condiment King’s sidekick.
Danny knows how to animate hotdogs and other foods to create an army. Danny knows intimately about the secret nasty burger sauce that is capable of powerful explosions of you heat it up. Danny has knowledge in the usage and how to build various weaponry designed to shoot or even be powered by green sludge (which can easily be replaced by ketchup, mustard, or relish).
And he hasn’t even shown Gotham his power-set yet. No one knows why he calls himself phantom. For all they know, he’s just a normal (terrifying) human.
Everyone blames the GIW for this mess.
#Dpxdc#dcxdp#Kizzer55555 ideas#all hail condiment king#Danny becomes condiment king’s sidekick.#Danny gets adopted by condiment king#He makes it everyone’s problem#Army of hotdogs#Hotdog henchmen.#The nasty burger sauce is weoponised#Don’t worry though#Danny doesn’t kill anyone#Everyone learns to FEAR condiment king’s sidekick.#Sure he’s the only rogue that doesn’t kill but he is so much worse.#The bats regret their life choices.#The bats regret they didn’t stop this.#The entirely of Gotham hates the GIW.#Even the rogues#This is all their fault.#Condiment king and Danny raid a food market and start a hotdog uprising#He drives many people to vegetarianism.#Damian is the only one happy about Danny being Condiment king’s sidekick.#Danny cannot drive.#He build a weoponised food truck.#These two things are related.
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i love interview with the vampire
#psych#interview with the vampire#everyone watch this show lassie meets his future wife because her brother tried to steal his blood#and then he marries her as soon as she's out of prison (she got arrested two days after they met)#and their child is later born in the world's grossest food truck#bluebird.txt
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i wanna write a Lemon Demon pastiche called Real Life American Barbeque
#it’ll be like Two Trucks but with more over the top parodic patriotism and maybe violent food poisoning#they may or may not be truck sex involved#we’ll see#text post#lemon demon
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Need to get to the point where i can drive by myself, FAST!!!! NEOWWWWW
#talkys#my issue is the only places i want to go are places i wanna go Alone but i cant drive alone yet#point reinforced just now that i wanted to go to a food truck park event for some local cookie vendor my sister told me abt#the event was small. like literally just one row of vendors.#my dad was rushing to find the cookie vendor and get out.#i told him like. dad im Looking. im looking at the other vendors.#and he got so mad at this he removed himself from the area#like its one row we wouldve stumbled across the cookies anyway let me Look!! now i have to Rush regardless bc you're being a child!#jesus christ#idk about driving by myself either bc he makes me seem insanely stupid every time we drive and idk who to believe.#the two sides of you cant think im this stupid but also what if i am#warghhhh
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period emotions are fucking stupid. saw a tiny fire truck made out of recycled cans (like maybe an inch big) and it was $7.40 which i thought was a bit too much for something so small except now i want to cry bc i didn’t buy it 🙃
#we’re still in the shopping mall where it is but it’s a few stores away now#like i could prob just go back and get it lmfao#but my brain is dumb#why am i sad#i’m not buying it bc i still have two full days left of the trip and i need to be able to afford food#but also#tiny fire truck :((((#bp
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Some of the aid that was airdropped is expired. We’re all in hell.
#tag: i speakth#free palestine#saw someone mention it i believe it was today’s drop that had expired food#how the fuck do you package expired food knowing damn well…#even if we assume said aid is being taken from the trucks outside the border#would you NOT go for the very latest trucks for food and medicine as opposed to the ones who’ve been there for a month or two now?
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howdy everyone I'm drunk at a Christmas party, send asks?
#juno.txt#abt anything rly#but if u need topics u know i love my animatronics and fnv#my friend threw a party and made the best beef stew ive ever had . among other food that was very good#shes a professional pastry chef she went to culinary school and everything its super cool#also i think my antidepressants are finally starting to work bc im so wildly positive the last two days lol. im v happy abt it (naturally)#what was i talking abt.#ive been on a weed break for.... 5 days? tomorrow i get to get high again tho im so excited for my regular dose to hit me like a truck#is it weird ive started to use my tags as a diary. who cares i feel Better finally i want this documented#im happy!! for the first time! i love living! i love my friends! i like myself! i love my partner!!!!!! im excited to keep living waow..#i gotta quit my yapping in the tags sorry gjfjgk send asks pls
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me and the generic extra strong Tylenol and the pure rage in my system
#Every once in a while I think. It’s not too bad home. I’m over dramatic. It’s not bad and it won’t be bad when I go home and never been bad#Then actually think and remember#I shouldn’t have been hit as a small child. I thank god that my parents stopped that with me.#But also. I should have been taken seriously when I went To them with concerns and shouldn’t have been brushed off.#But also to be a 14 something year old and to realize your parents aren’t in love is a crushing feeling#Since that must have been when. 13-14. Appa passed. Pandemic times. I’m sure my father. Since this would have been the last time I saw Appa#We went down to visit. Dad didn’t go he had work. He sent us off. I remember sitting in the passenger seat by mom in driver#Dad praying for our safe travel and for him going in for a kiss and the moment of hesitation and unwant from my mother#And the awkward silence and the way everything seemed to just shift to the side#That was summer of 2019. My first time realizing my parents weren’t both in love happened when I was 13-14.#I wouldn’t wish that on anyone.#And going to college has me feeling so guilty. Like I fucking ditched my siblings? The kids I raised as a child myself?#(I had to go. I don’t know if my scholarship would have held I don’t know if my financial aid would have held. I couldn’t have waited. )#(I would have likely done something bad to myself. Genuinely. If I weren’t able to be here. If I had to stay. I wouldn’t survive that.)#my siblings are fine. They have no responsibilities. My sister is manipulative. They will manage. They want me to get the education I need#They aren’t going to have to use their own college money to pay to be able to eat because the parents won’t feed them for the summer#I went into college with at least a couple hundred less than I should have. Because I had to parent. I had to feed my siblings.#And I had to pay to fill the gas tank on my father’s gas eater truck. We couldn’t be home because of the selling home situation.#I had to do something to get us out and to feed us but I didn’t get paid back for anywhere near all of it#I don’t regret it. But a kid shouldn’t have to pay for them and their siblings to live.#But then I remember the dread I have for returning ‘home’ for the breaks. I don’t know what I’m going to do.#If I can’t work all of the breaks then I either won’t be able to pay next semester#Or I’ll have almost no money in savings. Like nothing to my name. Can’t buy gas. Can’t do anything. Can’t buy food.#Unless the next scholarship stuff I’m doing pulls through. But I’m willing to work the whole break just to get away from either house.#I want to violently shake my parents and get them to comprehend#Father you have dropped 260$ into my bank account in the last two weeks. Why could this not be earlier in the semester.#Why couldn’t that be in the time and fashion you FUCKING PROMISED for helping me pay my schooling?#You have money to spare. Stupid. Why couldn’t you help like you promised.#Mom you fucker. I get that you are kinda with a new man now. But you’re leading yourself into a relationship with a man you said yourself#You don’t want to date because he wants to move away with his sister and because he hates it here
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Been watching RWBY with a friend and we finally caught up to V9 and I had to mute myself because I just cried straight through the last four chapters
#rwby#rwby volume 9#i am very emotional about my girls#that includes jaune#i started crying during their argument and didnt stop until they were back on remnant#and then cried even harder through the epilogue#because that one is still very fresh#convincing all my friends to watch rwby one step at a time#i tell them its my favorite piece of media#theyre all baffled during the first two volumes#then volume three hits them like a truck and they all collectively go#what the fuck just happened i thought this was a fun show about food fights and fighting grimm#and then i start crying
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It always seems a bit unbalanced on The Great Food Truck Race when there will be multiple teams who are cooking a wide variety of complex dishes with 10 different components and a bunch of prep work, and then there's that one team who like... exclusively serves plain crepes with some premade nutella on them, or plain waffles with just some whipped cream and cut up strawberries lol...
#AND then they'll be the winning team or whatever and its like... wow... imagine that... I wonder how its possible that they can get#more dishes out faster than the other teams... hrrmm.... lol#Not that they aren't still doing work like. obviously it's still hard and there's still a sales component and other stuff to be done#but It's just kind of unbalanced seeming when one group is serving like grilled shrimp sandwich with 3 homemade sauces and a#slaw and two sides and the other people are like... slicing fruit and drizzling a bottle of hersheys chocolate syrup on top of some thing#they just threw in a waffle maker for a few minutes#You see the footage of the teams cooking and everyone is like prepping a ton of different things and meat and vegetables and they have#boiling pots and pans and fryers going and tossing stuff in bowls and compiling these multi component dishes#and then That One Team is always just casually slicing bananas or doing some whipped cream in a bowl gbjhbhj#They usually dont even make their own caramel or chocolate sauces or anything. Nutella out of a jar babey!#So all you're really Making is like... whipped cream. and some sort of batter (waffle. crepe. etc)#If I got placed in a competition like that and I found out one of my opponents just sold waffles or pancake sticks or etc#like that I would just be like... okay.. I'm out then. bye. OR I would pivot and be like.. right I shall remove all complexity from my menu#whatsoever and just start selling plain balls of fried dough with powdered sugar or plain fries with nothing on them or something lol#update: OH my god.. one of these teams on a newer season is selling a 'bonus add on' where you can add#cinnamon sugar and caramel syrup (possibly not even home made by them???? just from a bottle) for $5 extra on your order#If I bought a $12 waffle from a food truck and they were like 'hey do you want to upgrade? for only $5 we'll drizzle a teaspoon#of caramel and sprinkle a little sugar and cinnamon on there!' I feel like I would cancel my order and walk away.#that is a $1 add on at MOST.. for a freaking DRIZZLE of caramel sauce LOL#and of course this team is in the top 3... squirrel.... come ON...#Which I know all these shows are fake and bad and whatever. I dont watch them seriously. I think I liked the first few seasons#but then anything past like season 4 (or whenever they started having established people who already ran food trucks on there#instead of taking a bunch of peope who had never run a food truck before and giving them one - which is a much more equal footing#premise to me) I have just been increasingly annoyed at and I really just have the show on for background noise#whilst doing chores or something and am not genuinely paying that much attention but... my god.. At least try to pretend its fair lol#WHICH I KNOWW... you can say 'well the other teams could do similar if they wanted.' or blah blah. tehcnically it's THEIR choice to#make stuff from scratch and not sell a bunch of packaged frozen chicken wings dropped into a fryer over a shitty 6min waffle or etc.#but... I will never respect a $5 for 1tbsp of caramel sauce type of situation.. even if they win.. you will always be losers in my heart#So many teams with real cooking skill & good concepts go home to the 'slap nutella on fried dough' people... how...
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I feel like total shit which I'm sure has nothing to do with me unintentionally starving myself for a month
#ed tw#disordered eating tw#it's a combination of depression and arfid probably. but basically I've been repulsed by food since like mid December and idk what to do#Bc all the arfid resources i can find are for toddlers :] or people who still have one or two safe foods.#it's been incredibly difficult to choke down anything at all even food I've been able to rely on my entire life#and i had my first full meal where i actually cleared my plate yesterday but. mightve celebrated too soon#ive dropped like 20lbs and my gut is wrecked.#and i don't have any cash to try eating out or buying different food#because i can't get a fucking job#Worlds most deeply miserable boy!!! I hope i get hit by an asteroid#or a semi truck
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taino teachings are realigning my entire mindset. everything is. making more and more sense the more i read. Yoka hu (the father) and Ata Bey ( the mother) are both inside me . spiritually and physically. i have always said, for many years that i did not understand the concept of gender how this society is teaching it, because i am both my father and mother in body and spirit, but also wholly myself, and i need to respect myself, and how i've been feeling for so so long. it's all making so much sense.
#there are many beautiful things that come from the origins of the abrahamic religions but they are not part of me or for me to follow or be#forced to follow#fear is not how you should rule yourself or others#everyone should look into how their ancestors lived and truly truly consider their teachings and incorporate them into your lives#you might find yourself healing in ways you never even thought you needed#i am not religious#but i believe in the spirits that guided my ancestors to guide me#and for my ancestors to guide me#i need to look into the teachings of my african ancestors and incorporate both into me#to learn and to grow and to teach and to pass on#ohhhh i have so much to learn and so much more life to live#thank you ancestors#and fuck you to the ancestors that failed this mission. at least the lesson ive learned from you is to never be like you#i met an amazing Thai woman the other day and had a long conversation with her about life and business and things#and it was because#i saw a doll in front of her food truck and it drew me in#she said it was gifted to her by a vendor#because she went up and was like oh! that doll is from my culture!#i showed her the dolls i had just bought that day! they were two little black children dressed up like cute clowns they are my favorite😭💚#and she asked what i was. i told her i was Black Boricua and White and she was like oh wow you are truly of the Americas#or truly american#and i was like i guess so huh but i suppose we all are since this is where we have been made to live#huge advocate for bringing back culture shock and making people respect the culture of THIS land while also maintaining#a healthy relationship with their own#the the only way we can move forward and thrive like a true melting pot that will become something new and beautiful
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my mom says this isn't a big issue but I think she's a coward and a fool (at least in this one case)
#i need a tag for original posts#perogies#before anyone gets mad I'm like 99.99% joking here#cook your perogies however you want it just took me like two decades to realize there are other ways to cook them then how my grandad did#also goddamn food truck perogies fuck so hard#used to have a perogi truck at my local farmers market and it was the best part of going there#tempted to make another poll for what to top them with because I have gotten into heated arguments with my mom over the merits of raspberry#perserves vs butter vs apple sauce vs sour cream
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oh god why am i so bad at moving
#just gonna be a long day#might see about extending this uhaul rental#the thought of moving everything in my kitchen is giving me nightmares#especially since i'm moving to a place that the fridge isn't working in#D:#dry microwave food for me for a few days i guess#okay i have all the big stuff in the truck#BUT THE KITCHEN STUFF#why must i like cooking so much *sob*#also never had a pantry so i have a lot of moveable shelves#urgh#those are the worst#that's what messed me up last time#left everything on the selves because they have semi sides#but a glass bottle fell out and broke and the it took me forever to get the reek of teriyaki out of the uhaul#took me at least an hour and a half of just cleaning lmaooooo#am i going to do anything differently this time?#probably not#i hate putting things in boxes just to take them out >.>#okay#i am not going to stack them as tall at least#hopefully that's enough#and put the open sides towards the wall instead of the open middle of the truck#okay time to eat so i can finish step one: packing#and move to step two: unpacking
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tonsillectomy has fucked my sleep schedule and also I am craving every food under the SUN rn but won't be able to enjoy most of them for like another week I have list of foods I'm gonna eat once I'm able to
#pizza is number one. but like good ass good ass pizza.#steak too. burger. french fry. oooohfhg just remembered my fav food truck at work burger n fry#its all gonna b worth it and also i am Impatient!!!!!!!#and also tho? i have been proud of myself n how ive handled the food weirdness of re#surgery so far like. i was rlly stressed that between arfid and recovering id have a hard time eating#but honestly ive been doing p good at getting a lot of food in me#def less the past day or two bc my (slightly gross but vague) scabs are coming off slowly but aurely#which means my throat is soooooo sensitive rn#so even tho im craving all of these things so fuckin bad. i know i simply could not eat them even if i had them all in front of me#maybe a few i could but even then id take so much more Work#but. i think im on the uphill at least like#the scabs is supposed to be the most painful part so hopefully soon i can consider soke of those few things that#are an option if im careful abt how im eating them#im being p careful bc the last thing i want is a rebleed and to give me more food and eating trauma lmao#but oooogh im so ready for food to be a lil less complicated lol
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