#two adorable dorks

[pretentiousfork]

some noah x raj scribles/wips because i cant stop thinking about them ;w;

I am not sure when or if i will finish them so post it here to hehe

[spirit-0kami]

Silly alien boy thinking about his ghost girl ❤️I posted this on my instagram and twitter but I'll post it here too

[eimikomii]

haitham knows he meant Kaveh but doesn't elaborate. Kaveh doesn't know he meant haitham. Look at this dorks 😭😭😭

But that's Kaveh. THAT'S KAVEH RIGHT HERE.

"It'd be nice to meet someone who did understand, though" THAT'S ALHAITHAM

[heartfullofleeches]

dea and android darling...

[dindjarism]

Bradley James and Holliday Grainger (2008)

[smilesatdawnmain]

FIRETHIEF FOR THE WIN!!! WOOO!!

FIRE THIEF FOR THE WINNNN! Love these two~ SO MUCHHHHH

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[golden--doodler]

So, I just got this amazingly lovely Commission from @stephreynaart of my two Gravity Falls OCs, Maggie and Sydney, as sort of an early Christmas gift for myself (and because I saw they were having a sale on their Comm prices)! And my goodness, they absolutely knocked it out of the park. My heart is so full 🥺😭🫶🏼

The idea is based off this section of the long Gravity Falls fic I’ve been writing on-and-off with my best friend, Matilda (again, not her real name, just an alias for privacy) since around 2020, though I think I actually started writing it before beginning to collaborate with her around 2018. So this fic has been in the works for a very long time!! But we’re almost finished with it (we’re very close) and are planning to continue writing it so it gets done eventually!! So that’s very exciting.

Anyway, the scene takes place during the episode Soos and the Real Girl in Season Two, and Maggie has had a crush on Sydney for a very long time, since they first met in The Time Traveler’s Pig back in Season One. And this is when they finally have their first kiss at Hoo-Ha Owl’s Jamboree:

“You have quite the moves, Syd.” I laughed, my face becoming warmer, and my hands rubbing against my thighs as I searched for something to occupy them with.

She bumped my shoulder with a playful smirk occupying her face, “They weren’t as impressive as when you knocked that beaver with a chair! That look of determination on your face was… whoa.” 

I could’ve sworn she turned away after saying that, but I didn’t comprehend why.

My smile soon faded into more of a frown, “I don’t think I could have handled all of those animatronics without you.”

“I mess things up all the time, and I’m not as brave as you are.” I looked at the ball pit below us, groaning. “Soos didn’t get along with Melody because of me. It’s just that you’re so courageous, I don’t know if I’m good enough.”

Sydney sighed and put an arm around me, “Who got the courage to talk to me?”

I looked up at her, pausing for a moment, “I did?”

“Who helped stop a Summerween monster?”

“You and Soos did.”

“Maggie, you still helped! Who got up the courage to stop Gideon from taking over the town with his giant robot?”

I smiled, “I did.”

“Who stood up to Bill Cipher twice?”

I stood up, “I did!”

“I don’t like you because of traits you think matter. I like you because of traits you have that do matter. You’re courageous, you’re smart, and you’ve protected me more than once.” She chuckled softly. “Honestly, I have doubts too, so you’re not alone. But I think it’s safe to say that going to that fair and meeting you was the best decision I ever made.”

I couldn’t help but feel extremely warm, and my heart started beating faster than before. It was no longer a hummingbird, more like an avalanche of rocks tumbling down the side of a mountain, pushing everything else in its path away.

“You were amazing back there just now, you know. And I would’ve been toast if it wasn’t for those Taekwondo moves you showed me that one time. How about you give yourself some credit once in awhile and enjoy things as they come.”

She leaned forward and gave me a huge bear hug. I reciprocated it, enjoying the moment of peace and quiet after the chaos of .GIFfany.

“Like what?” I asked, wanting some clarification.

“Like this.”

Before I could even process what was occurring, Sydney leaned forward. Her face was becoming closer to mine, and my heart became a hummingbird needing desperate release from a cage. I almost leaned back because of instinct, and there was part of me that didn’t want to allow myself to believe that what was occurring was really occurring. 

Then her lips connected with mine.

It was gentle and tentative at first, and for a moment, all I could focus on was how smooth and delicate Sydney’s mouth felt. Despite my fear, I couldn’t help but reciprocate. The kiss was filled with an unspoken promise and understanding that our connection ran deeper than any self-doubt I harbored. And I couldn’t believe she felt the same way about me as I did about her. This entire time we could’ve been doing this.

The kiss deepened and our hands soon found each other. They interlocked like the twine of a basket, finding each other in the midst of this newfound connection. My other hand explored Syndey’s hair, her wonderful, flowing locks that cascaded like a waterfall down her back.

Sydney laughed once we separated, and we both panted, breathless. Our foreheads rested against each other, “We should probably go. I think we should give Soos and Melody some time alone.”

I laughed and followed her down, and Mabel tackled me in the ball pit.

“MAGGIE, YOU HAD YOUR FIRST KISS! It seems Soos and Melody aren’t the only match meant to be.” Mabel grinned.

“It seems like it.” I quickly hugged her and adjusted my glasses, which were starting to slide down my face.

[borgialucrezia]

François Arnaud and David Oakes with Maximus the Capuchin behind the scenes of 'The Borgias' (2011-2013)

[winds-of-zephyr416]

Okay, I have to inquire about "exsitential. eldritch. they're still gay tho" from that WIP game, because! Existenial, eldritch, and gay happen to be my favourite categories for anything basically :D

Oooohh, this is one of my favorites!!

"exsitential. eldritch. they're still gay tho" is a pre-Arda meet-cute where Mairon follows Melkor around on one of his many wanderings into the outer Void. I wanted to try writing something with very little description and a lot of dialogue, so I figured a setting where they don't necessarily have bodies would be a good place to start :P

This fic is fun because I have to figure out how to refer to space without naming stars, and a progression of events without too much time. It's a challenge, but I kind of like it. It makes everything feel very open and primordial, very much so the vibe it's supposed to be! It isn't as space-oriented as the other WIP right next to it, but it's a vast setting all the same.

Melkor is a bit of a loner type here, but he flirts in his own way <33 (He's the first line)

(Mairon calls Melkor “Majesty” in this. It’s very gay and cute)

[maximusod]

*throws this at you and runs*  Ok I did have fun with the design tho lol...I need to do a full body profile tho, I got a few things in my head about them.  They got matching designs, kind of opposite colors in relations to their jackets, and the designs are meant to be like 90s arcade carpets lol.  Like...I realize this is kind of a duh thing, but obviously they don’t have lips, so instead...the teeth move and retract.  In order for Freddy and Bonbon to completely close their mouths, they have to retract their teeth, however in Freddy’s case, the bottom canines would continue to show some (like that gif I made earlier), and in Bonbon’s case, the front teeth would still poke out a bit.  If I ever get around to the full body profile, I’d have more details to talk about lol, just not gunna do it here.

[liberationwasboundtohappen]

Euroshipping but Seto Kaiba literally starts getting interested in Ryou because he develops an interest in the Blue Eyes White Dragon. After DSoD (and he has his manga coloring don't @ me), he started gravitating towards light-aligned creatures to try to fight off the constant nightmares, using them in his imagination in a "Picture them in your dreams so that the dreams will be less scary" kind of way. The BEWD was the one he started imagining, and eventually his artwork of the dragon gets popular on instagram. Kaiba finds it, realizes it's Ryou, and then also realizes something else: This man looks like his favorite trading card. White hair, blue eyes, pale skin. Just like every other BEWD related thing Seto owns, he needs to have Ryou, too. He's normal, he swears.

[savs-sims98]

A Night Of Debauchery

Premise: Sylvannah, Gale, and Astarion get a little too drunk and commit some truly chaotic acts of passion🤭

Astarion X OC

| 18+, Mentions of a threesome, fluff, 2 males 1 female, smut, mentions of trippy substances |

Gale, Sylvannah, and Astarion were doing some research at Sorcerer’s Sundries. Gale and Astarion were together browsing. Sylvannah was admiring some of the artifacts on display when she could hear a very intriguing conversation between the two men.

Astarion said reaching for a book “I gave my return to Baldur's Gate a lot of thought. I never pictured this, though.”

“What did you have in mind? A quiet party, toasting your return with a few good friends?” Gale asked in a joking manner.

“Less 'quiet party with friends', more 'days of hedonistic debauchery'. But otherwise, yes.” He stated looking over at Sylvannah. Astarion winked at her as he did so.

Gale looked as though he was pondering something completely off topic before stating “Sounds like a recipe for disaster. But you know what? I'm learning to enjoy the taste of chaos. Count me in.”

Sylvannah stood there and smiled to herself. Maybe each of them had the same idea.

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As they made their way back to camp Sylvannah hurried ahead of the boys. Then she stopped dead in her tracks and turned around on her heel to face them.

“I have something and I wanted to share it with the two of you for the evening.” She said pulling out a handful of mushrooms from her pack.

These were not typical everyday mushrooms for eating or potions. The bright purple colored mushrooms were of the mind altering variety. Astarion looked at her playfully. As Sylvannah looked over at Gale his eyes were wide. Her and Astarion had partaken together many times, but had Gale ever done anything like this?

“My, these are beautiful specimens. How do you suggest we take them?” Gale asked smiling as he leaned in to get a better look at them.

Sylvannah stowed them back into her pack and continued on her way. Her bright red braids flowed as she walked. The boys followed behind her.

“I thought I might brew us some tea? Then maybe we could go out for a walk. The sky looks breathtaking this time of year.”

“That sounds lovely darling.” Astarion hummed pulling her to his side. He whispered into her ear. His breath brushed up against Sylvannah’s neck. It sent a rush down her spine.

“I wonder if he takes that earring off during? Do you think so?”

They both snickered to themselves quietly. Astarion turned his head, making sure Gale had not heard that little comment.

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The three of them walked out in the woods. Sylvannah had brewed their tea at camp earlier. She made sure to add some lemon and honey to distract from the heavy earthy flavor of the mushrooms. It was soothing and by now was in full effect. The woods were alive, and each could be seen reaching out for fireflies in the dark. The stars looked brighter than ever. It truly was pretty this time of year. All senses were heightened and the night seemed to glow in its own way.

As she walked she brushed up against Gale slightly. He stopped walking as he noticed she was starting to take out and unravel her braids. Her hands looked like they danced as she worked. He always admired her beauty; she knew this. She held his gaze as she suddenly crossed her arms and removed her blouse over her head. Sylvannah’s bare breasts sprung free with a bounce as she tossed her shirt down to the grass.

Her hand reached for his face and she cupped his cheek in her hands. He could see tracers as her delicate hand touched his skin. He was sure she could feel him sweating. Sylvannah motioned her head over to Astarion. Gale turned to see him coming out from behind a tree. As he did so she spoke into his ear.

“Would you still like a little Chaos, Mr. Dekarios?” She could see the bulge in his pants flex as she bit his earlobe lightly.

Astarion had taken this moment to undress as well. Although he had fully disrobed. Gale could see his glistening form in the light of the moon. His pale skin did nothing to take away from his strong features. As his eyes trailed down he could see Astarion was rock hard. The muscle in his thighs shook lightly as he strode over to them.

Damn it. Gale had to admit he liked what he seen.

“We’ll be gentle, we promise. Won’t we dear?” Astarion asked Sylvannah.

Before beginning the night's activities, Gale used his hands to cast a spell. Out of purple weave and smoke came a big purple bed. It had a canopy and on the bed was a vintage bottle of wine. Sylvannah removed her skirt. Taking time to wiggle her ass out of it while eyeing both the men. Both Astarion and her helped Gale onto the bed. Sylvannah snaked her hands under his purple woven shirt and pulled it up and off him.

Both rogues made eye contact with each other. Astarion unbuttoned Gale's pants and pulled them down past his legs taking his white undergarments as well. They all lay exposed to one another now. Gale leaned into Sylvannah and kissed her sloppily and needy.

Although this position would not do. Astarion wanted him on his knees. He helped Gale to stand on his knees on the bed. Astarion assumed the same position behind him and reached for Gale's dick. He started pumping fast and hard. Placing kisses and nipping at his neck. Gale could feel his dick pulsing with pleasure as he became even harder.

Sylvannah got in front and took hold of his balls in her hand. As she massaged his balls she kissed him. Crashing her tongue into Gale's mouth. He moaned in her mouth and Astarion could feel him start to come undone all over his hand. They were all reaching their peak. Astarion pressed his cock against Gale's behind and let it pulse against him.

"Would you like to see how I make Sylvannah scream in her tent? I know you've been listening in. You think I can't hear those clunky boots of yours?" Astarion laughed coyly in his ear.

The men made eye contact with one another and then to Sylvannah's emerald frame. She looked blushed from the rush of pleasure and mushrooms in her system. Astarion could see the wetness dripping down her thighs. She was panting and he could see that her hand made its way down; to work around her clit. He was going to fuck her so well in front of the Wizard of Waterdeep.

"Your turn my sweet." Astarion moved to lie down on the bed and Sylvannah got on him. He placed his hands on her plump ass and guided her down. She was reversed on him and already pushing his cock deep inside her.

Gale almost gasped at the sight. Astarion was large and she did well to take every inch. His member was fully inside her as she humped him gripping his knees. She looked carefree as her mouth hung open a little. Her eyes were hooded now as she focused on her orgasm. Astarion grabbed her ass and smacked it as he moaned outloud. She was doing her best to keep all of him inside. Her walls were tightening around him and she started to yell out. Her hands frantically reached to grip the bedsheets hard.

"Ah! Ah! My gods I'm so tight.. so wet. I think I'm going to come" she called out like a song bird.

Gale kissed her and she continued to moan in his mouth. He was amazed by her essence; the way her body moved in a perfect rhythm. The same as Astarion. It wasn't just lovemaking. Even the way they sang together was a symphony. It called out to the night and made him feel alive. This was a dance. A dance he was glad to take part in.

Astarion moved his hands from her ass and grabbed one of Gale's hands. He reached to place it on her breast. The men's hands were in sync and they started to rub Sylvannah's boobs together.

Sylvannah continued pumping and working her wet heat on Astarion. He was close and he started to moan and whine. He shot upwards gripping hold of Gale's hands to force himself up. Both the men continued to work on her tits once he was situated. Then Astarion plunged his fangs into the crook of his love's neck.

He locked eyes with Gale as he drank in deeply while fucking her harder. He was coming now. Shooting hot ropes inside her; she moaned and came again. Gale helped to hold her up and placed his mouth on one of her breasts.

They were all spent, as they fell on the bed. Tangled together in a sweaty mess. Sylvannah lay in the middle of the boys on her back. Astarion was on his side brushing strands of hair off of her face. As they sat for a minute he could see she had drifted off into meditation. He reached down to place a kiss on her forehead. Gale turned on his side to face Astarion and placed a hand on her thigh.

"She is a remarkable woman. I wanted nothing more than for her to be happy. I'm glad she found her happiness in you. You are a good guy Astarion." Gale stated matter-of-factly with a warm smile on his face.

Astarion took his other hand and placed it on Gale's and gave it a tender squeeze. "Thank you, Gale. I know her heart belongs to me. She does love all of you though. Never doubt that."

They all slept out in the woods that night. Gale was fast asleep, but Astarion lay awake for a while before going into meditation. Watching the stars. This was a good evening. In other circumstances, he would have felt bad after such an act but Astarion felt safe with Sylvannah. He felt confident in their relationship and knew that this would not do anything to change how she felt about him. If anything this may have brought him and his favorite wizard closer. He had to admit that man was powerful. As well as a great friend.

[childoftheriver]

This idiot!

[cripplemagics]

 “   have you been flirting with me this entire time ?   ” (from kaey)

"Have I?" Jay freezes. Their inner eye zooms out to help them see the awkward situation. Currently they're leaning over a table, face close to Kaey's. The conversation could easily be classified as 'flirty.' But Jay - being the unaware autist they are - hasn't considered the social ramifications of it. Immediately they reel back in their seat.

"Oh shit I have!" Eyes wide, they start stammering about 'following the norms' and 'meaning it but not meaning it' and 'you really are cute! I just meant that-' before they have to catch their breath. ". . . I just thought it was compliments. They were compliments! I, uh. . . I'm sorry."

[bulletbilltime]

Nerdy Prudes Must Die Spoilers Inbound!!!

Fuck it doodled Steph Lauter being protective of Pete Spankoffski because that moment from Nerdy Prudes lives rent-free in my head and it's just so fucking cute

Bonus:

[goldendoodlerlockerlove]

Surprise!! It's a Christmas Tinimmy mistletoe kiss! :D

With the Holidays coming up, I've been way too excited about it (and adoring the winter aesthetic), and I knew I had to draw a mistletoe kiss for these two dorks. I've been drawing more kisses lately, which I really love :3

I've also been thinking about these two a lot and how much I love their dynamic. J Ju is such a hilariously typical teenage boy and I love to see it. And Tina just deserves all the boyfriends (or even girlfriends 👀) she can possibly have.