#twilight era

[fiveocock]

[nightingale2004]

My thoughts:

I wonder if more people would've shipped Edward and Jacob together if one of them was female and immediately forgot Bella because they were focused on the enemies to lovers, sunshine meets midnight rain, tough mechanic girl meet tortured introverted artist. Etc

Give me your thoughts on what you prefer or how you think this would play out.

[comfortablynumbsthings]

[stxr-slut]

Guess who's back in their twilight faze..

[utsur-ikumi395]

LITTLEE STORYYBOARDSS FORR OTOMEEROIIIIDD>>

[writingsofwesteros]

Vaemond and Alicent being best friends !! ;) They would be in a corner gossiping

SO TRUE! Oopsie, they are just being little cunts together thank you

[stariial]

Isabella Booker 🖤

in my twilight era

It’s been a minute since I’ve posted here 😞 (more active on Instagram @stariial )

Hoping to be more active again soon

[phantomenby]

These are the eyes of someone who is sleepy, Bella

[moonshadoes]

baby remus

[star-gurll]

The Marauders watching twilight:

Sirius: You stupid bitch, fuck the werewolf instead!

[fiveocock]

[nightingale2004]

How do you think Stephanie Myers would be written witches in twilight if they made more of an appearance?

How would you have written them?

[hoofpeet]

Mech pilot girl <3

[smilesrobotlover]

It’s Rusl loving his wife hours

[writingsofwesteros]

oooh can you imagine Rhaenyra and Alicent meeting again in that older version!? Alicent was so cunty and pretty, like thank you!

Could you imagine !!

Like excuse you Alicent !

I'm giving her more agency as well - ooh her and Vaemond are going to be best friends thank you very much

(She smirks at his speech) ..oopsie

[marzipanandminutiae]

the gut punch of having been a Twilight fan in high school when the hype was at its zenith, without reading SMeyer interviews or following her on social media, and then seeing her inspiration for, or personal interpretation of, certain outfit descriptions years later

like

I have just learned that this was supposed to be Alice's prom dress in book one?

A. that is hideous; what the hell

B. to a PROM. in 2008. when you're VAMPIRES IN HIDING TRYING TO BE INCONSPICUOUS

(I mean, I guess the excuse is that the Cullens are terrible at laying low anyway? but still. That doesn't make it any less Uggo, or more appropriate for an apparent high school sophomore)

and the movies already dealt me psychological damage since SMeyer signed off on the designs, revealing that her idea of an "Anne of Green Gables" wedding dress was this:

the timeline of the Anne books is a little funky, but I've always assumed they started in the late 1880s-early 1890s given the combination of Much Ado about Sleeve Puffs but also Anne somehow being old enough to have kids fighting in WWI later. so here is an early 1890s bridal fashion plate:

La Mode Illustree 1892

and her engagement ring, which I recall being described as diamonds in a net of white gold, or filigree, or something similar. not um. a cheese grater:

(it was supposedly his biological mother's engagement ring, which means it's from around the turn of the 20th century. I've worked with a lot of antique jewelry in my time, and I've never seen a Victwardian piece like that. if she was picturing a diamond cluster ring, they still had less of the cheese grater about them)

(plus, again...It Is Ugly)

I no longer have a dog in this fight, since I'm not in the fandom anymore. but sometimes I am reminded of this Expectation Vs. Reality situation all over again