#tweaking tf out

[omwtfybbbbb]

What the fuck is wrong men?

Like serious question, team??? MF YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE IF NOT FOR WOMEN. How fucking dare you tell me who I should marry, what I should do with MY body (ESPECIALLY when you can’t even our clit🤫😬……….yikes!.), who I should believe in. You are not worthy of telling anybody that, you short pathetic, orange clown and all your sad minions

Shut tf up and sit down you little bitch! The actual fucking audacity some people have makes my soul wither 🫶😀

I pray that fucking Simpsons prediction is coming soon🙏

[makoshift]

Needling my mouse rn

[sakumira-agashi]

Just wanna post this to give a MASSIVE shout out to @kirbythesixth for taking their time and effort to BIND MY FANFIC???

It might not be much but as a person who's written fanfics for years, I never thought this day would come, that someone would love my work so much that they decided to print out and bind it! So I think they deserve at least a shout out <3

LIKE LOOK AT IT! LOOK AT THE BEAUTY, IT LOOKS LIKE AN ACTUAL NOVEL AND NOT MY INTERNET BRAINROT LOL

(The fic in question is Boss with Benefits btw!)

This is also a note that you're free to bind ANY of my work! As long as it's for personal use

[johnlennonbignaturals]

♡ "you wanna be a hero, don't you?! then let's pass this test." ♡

[desireelovesyou]

and if you leave me

rest assured, it would kill me.

[imfckngfantastic]

but do you want me?

target butch or somethin idk

[aj2020ahgd]

saw this one storyboard so i redrew it hey

[sharkycal]

How I imagine Silco reacting to AU Silco's life

[bee-doodle]

They should not be allowed in the same room together

[1-800-luvmail]

hopeless romantic! jason todd who thinks cheesy pick up lines are stupid, and that surely, the shakespearian shit is gonna work on hinge

hopeless romantic! jason todd who doesn't get why everyone he tries to match with doesnt fw his poetic bars (hes TRYING)

hopeless romantic! jason todd who finally, FINALLY gets a match. he has to put his phone down for a million years just to process everything and then glances back down at his screen to make sure it's still there.

how is someone is genuinely that stunning?

hopeless romantic! jason todd who feels like he's fumbling every time his messages you. if he had less pride, he'd probably ask dick for advice, but no, fuck that, he can do things on his own. it'd be humiliating to beg for romantic advice from him.

at least you seem amused by jason's antics. even if he does seem mildly inept with flirting. dork.

hopeless romantic! jason todd who makes sure to ask about your favourite flowers to get you a bouquet of them for your first date and meet up

hopeless romantic! jason todd who drops said flowers when he finally sees you in person and loses all his words and cognitive function for a moment when you say hi and greet him with a friendly hug. yeah he's not surviving the date.

completely and utterly hopeless! jason todd when the date goes incredible. he walks you home because... obviously? it's gotham and it's dark.

you leave him with a kiss on his cheek and the promise of seeing him sometime again, and he just knows he's a goner.

[specific-dreamer]

dally: let’s grease [ponyboy] up!

darry: i guess that’s your decision to make huh dal

dally: it’s a greaser decision darrel, ponyboy just notched his first knock out

darry: he’s 14 years old

dally: wtf does age have to do with it? only god and the devil knows what i was doing at 14

darry: his heads always in the clouds and he still got that childhood innocence about him, i’m tryna keep it that way; hell, his dumbass is still naive to fucking racism

dally, flabbergasted: what? how the hell? i got arrested for-

darry: hold on watch this. ponyboy!

ponyboy, who was very much not listening to them: yeah?

darry: how come dally never pays to get in at the drive in

pony, shrugging: he don’t like doing things the legal way

darry: yeah but why? what’s the real reason

pony: there’s another reason?

darry: yes babe. okay how about this, what’s that pin on steve’s jacket? who’s it for?

pony, excited he knows something darry doesn’t (false): the black panthers

darry: uh huh, what do they do?

pony: feed poor kids before and after school

darry: kids that look like us or them? *gestures to the rest of the gang, who are all noticeably not lacking melanin.*

pony, blue screening: what ?

darry: told you dal

dally: oh my god, wtf

darry: you still wanna grease him up

dally: hell no!

*insert brie’s skit outro: this is tulsa 1967!*

[charmac]

Writing Credits for Season 17 have been posted!

(Absolutely insanely, Charlie Day is a writer on all but one episode ???)

[slime-crafters]

There is nothing more humiliating than being stumped by a skyrim puzzle. It's like if a toddler KO'd Mike Tyson

[whirlandco]

here’s how knockout-in-disguise can still win

[beausling]

sam had absolutely no fucking right to look this goddamn gorgeous when he was literally DYING

[crocuta1]

Callie's favorite water boy

Also, quick update for those un aware, I'm gonna have to shave Poptart bald :/ (plus rework his whole entire structure or sum idk teehee) enjoy these other doodles as compensation.