#tw; sh caption

[milk-ducts]

oops! there goes my wrists 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[orsanedraws]

I'm the same as them. I just hadn’t noticed it before. (decided to reupload this 2021 piece cause i didn't like the colors)

[vandaltiel]

this body means nothing to me

[amytoonz]

Guess who!

Slight TW: there’s some flashing imagery at the end of the video.

Btw the box that Gideon is working on in the beginning is actually a reference to the crowns bane from @sweet-reaper’s fic “what lies between us”. idk if that’s what the box looks like, probably not, but that’s kinda how I imagined it lol

Edit: also happy Valentine’s Day!

Transcript bc captions kinda suck:

K: I wonder what gid’s up to…

What’s he doing?

I’m going to surprise him!

Guess who!

G: oh f*ck who could it be?

Judging by those sharp claws it must be torbek!

K: keep joking around and i’ll snap your neck.

G: of course, I’m joking!

K: alright, then guess!

*silence*

K: dude u good?

G: whoops! I dozed off for a second there!

I’ve just been so exhausted lately!

K: time to answer the question!

G: what was the question again?

K: don’t play dumb, guess who I am!

G: what do you mean? You must be my beloved!

K: look at this b*tch being a smartass…

G: hey doll, could you please take your off now? You’re gonna pluck my eyes out!

K: doll who?

G: don’t be silly~ who else would my darling be?

K: shut up and say my name!

*silence*

G: … I want my phone call.

K: hell no!

G: ya really think I don’t know?!

K: quit playing games b*tch.

G: ya don’t believe me?!

K: is it that hard to say my name?

G: your name is not the issue here, this is an issue of trust

K: fine, how about this. I bet my whole hat you don’t know my name. What are you betting?

G: do you really wanna do this?

K: scared?

G: I ain’t scared!

K: *psychotic laughter* look at this sly son of a b*tch!

G:this is your last chance, take your hands off now!

K: I give the last chance, not you.

G: there’s no going back from this! Are you saying that doesn’t matter?!

K: damn straight, only one of us is seeing the good baron today.

G: we say the name of the place we first slept with each other at on 3!

K: *maniacal laughter* is that all you got boy? You adorable little sh*t!

G: go cry if you’re scared!

K: shut your mouth, and let’s begin…

G: one….

K: two!

*silence*

K: are you praying?

G: before you kill me let me say my final words…

K: go

G: your hands have gotten really scaly…. Frosty.

*Single tear fall down cheek*

K:WRONG ANSWER MF!!!

Rip kremy sniffing truffle pig.

[xiao-qian]

“And she looks so pretty, drivin in your benz” Oneshot

A/N: I got inspired by that one line in “vigilante sh-t” by Taylor swift. I’m so sorry if this is trash; I don’t write fanfic, I just write because I need fanfic and can’t find any new ones

TW: light swearing; mainly from quoting the song

[this is set in an AU where Y/N is dating Tim but the press don’t know]

Word Count: 311

Spotify playlist

“And she looks so pretty, drivin in your benz, lately shes been dressin for revenge” the cold Gotham air blew against your face as you stuck your face out the open window. Late night drives with Tim were among your favourite things. 

After the drive, Tim dropped you off at your house. 

“Drive safe!” 

“Always do.” 

As you scrolled your phone, you got a notification from your Gotham Gazette App “Timothy Drake and Y/N L/N spotted driving late at night.” In the article was a picture of you and Tim in his car, with his license plate number blurred out. 

You hit the share button on the article. “Lmao” you captioned as you sent it to Tim. 

Tim Tam✨: those damn reporters

Y/N: real.

Tim Tam✨: what are we gonna do about it

Y/N: wait it out ig; the people don’t actually care if we’re dating

Tim Tam✨: you know the press, they like to drag headlines out over 2 weeks

Y/N: true. Anyway, wanna make fun of them on Twitter?

Tim Tam: you know it

First, you uploaded a picture to Instagram. It was blurry but you could make out that it was “vigilante sh-t” my Taylor swift playing on the radio with the caption “late night drives💜”. Then, you went to twitter where you reposted the article with the caption “lmao Gotham gazette, a girl can’t even take a drive with her friend anymore💀”

Tim reposted the article too, with the caption “@gothamgazette needs better journalists. Also, who tf spies on people at 2am in the morning?💀”

Most of the comments were shipping y’all but that wasn’t even the funniest part. It was that Gotham gazette didn’t understand your sarcasm.

“Breaking: Y/N and Tim Drake: are they dating? A deep dive” was the actual title of an article written by none other than vicki vale on 12pm that day.

[singto-prachaya]

Shitshow

So yesterday I saw a shitshow unfold and it made me both sad and angry. The fact that my two biggest faves have to deal with this and that most likely no on involved will be punished for what they have done. I'm sure not everything that's done yet has been translated but let me post what we got already.

Daou Pittaya was SH'ed on set by and uncle staff member and they made fun of Daou Pittaya being SH'ed. They also done some other stuff.

TW's are on the first tweet and I will put the rest under the cut

On the 1st day of shooting, they post this without telling the name of the series, but we can tell from the comment on the 2nd pic that it's col.

The thing is, the comments on the 3rd picture are super concerning. Even though they didn't say names or mention anyone, the fact that they are talking on the post about the 1st day of shooting is telling.

I will leave it for you to interpret the conversion. They might just talk about themselves or something worse, but it's disgusting either way

Second part is that uncle guy and some other staff have been leaking stuff about the series constantly. From cast members that weren't allowed to be revealed yet to other stuff.

They did delete the pictures with DO and Pond, but they retouched the pic and removed all 3 actors out and posted the retouched pic. With the caption "when the problems occurred, I'm just gonna face it".

TW : homophobic remarks, derogatory terms( F** )

The next day, after they had to take down the photo, the predator posted this on his Facebook. His friend(part of the crew) also raised the middle finger and commented, "Oops, unintentionally raised my finger."

Another person commented derogatory terms on the 2nd picture. I believe that everyone already know who this bitch referring to.

When i say that the word she used is the equivalent of the word "F" or "F***" I mean it*. To be more specific, it's derogatory terms for calling a fem gay man. So, yes, people in the LGBTQIAN+ community can be this Homophobic.

The 3rd pic is the people who laugh about the derogatory terms.

Yesterday, after the SH video came out and everyone was talking about it, (my assumption is that) D did some digging and found the comment on the 2nd pic, then proceeded to give the comment a WOW.

This is the reason why he tweeted, " Homophobic is disgusting. Just stop it. It's 2024 already. " On Twitter.

*The Thai equivalent they used is "tud".

He made another fb post which they above did not translate yet. But Google trans gave me the following: "A sad love triangle. The three of us. The slut is sitting with her face smiling. Haha."

See the original twitter thread here

[vampcat-irl-old-account]

⚠️ TW FOR CAPTION: mention of SH ⚠️

today i took a selfie instead of hurting myself .. it doesn't feel worth it but i can only hope it is

[homotron69]

/tw sh mention/

I saw this reel of a person who is on their journey of staying clean of sh, in caption this one line took me away and hit home a little too hard, "my self harms comes from my mental illness, NOT a CHOICE. It was a symptom of suffering, a coping mechanism that for a long time kept me alive, even though it wasn't what I wanted for myself." I relate with this on spiritual levels

[cyarskaren1999-blog]

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Nov 7, 2022

Pair These 84 Taylor Swift Party Lyrics With Your Bejeweled Weekend Pics

Taylor Swift is always dancing, shaking off the haters and sipping something that shimmers. Use these 84 Taylor Swift lyrics for parties and

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84 Taylor Swift Lyrics For Parties & Your Bejeweled Insta Pics

Oct. 31, 2022

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If Midnights by Taylor Swift has been on repeat lately, then you probably agree that the pop-superstar is a mastermind when it comes to writing hits. Even if she’s singing about gut-wrenching heartbreak or betrayal in a song, she always finds a way to make it an irresistible dance anthem with relatable lyrics to sing along to. Throughout her discography, she tells folklore about her glamorous Gatsby-esque parties, wine-influenced adventures, and even compares herself to a mirrorball at one point. Rain or shine, Swift’s always dancing — shaking off the haters and sipping something that shimmers. Grab these Taylor Swift lyrics for parties and sharing weekend polaroids of you spinning in that brand new dress.

Swift’s told us about countless late night adventures, like going to the “dive bar on the East side,” sipping cheap wine, and toasting to her “real friends.” Lines like,“Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend” give a Friday feeling like no other, even if you’re pouring out to dance away your “champagne problems.” Whether you’re taking squad pics with your besties on a night out or posting a fit pic featuring a “sequin smile, black lipstick,” or a“little black dress,” check out these Taylor Swift lyrics for party captions that scream “we are too busy dancing to get knocked off our feet.” 

One of the major threads (or “invisible strings”) throughout Swift’s catalogue is how she illustrates glimmering stories of fateful events that happen during the night – which is no wonder she wrote Midnights. She’s sung about hosting parties, feeling alone in a crowded room, and even meeting a few lovers at black-tie balls and galas. Whether you’re drinking Old Fashions or “drunk on something stronger than the drinks in the bar,” these weekend lyrics will perfectly paint the picture of your own midnight mayhem under the “starlight.” Sing along to these 84 Taylor Swift lyrics for party Instagram captions. 

Taylor Swift Party Lyrics From Midnights

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"How'd we end up on the floor, anyway?" You say, "Your roommate's cheap-ass screw-top rosé, that's how." – “Maroon”

“And I chose you, the one I was dancing with in New York, no shoes.” – “Maroon”

“The burgundy on my t-shirt when you splashed your wine into me and how the blood rushed into my cheeks. so scarlet, it was (Maroon).” – “Maroon”

“Midnights become my afternoons.” – “Anti-Hero”

“I search the party of better bodies just to learn that you never cared.” – “You’re On Your Own, Kid.”

“On the weekends, I don't dress for friends, lately, I've been dressin' for revenge.” – “Vigilante Sh*t”

“Best believe I'm still bejeweled, when I walk in the room, I can still make the whole place shimmer.” – “Bejeweled”

“And we're dancin' all night, and you can try to change my mind, but you might have to wait in line.” – “Bejeweled”

“Karma is the breeze in my hair on the weekend.” – “Karma”

“Once upon a time, the planets and the fates and all the stars aligned, you and I ended up in the same room at the same time.” – “Mastermind”

“Cheap wine, make believe it's champagne.” – “Paris”

“I was dancing around, dancing around it.” – “High Infidelity”

“I'm not even sorry, nights are so starry.” – “Glitch”

“So I wander through these nights, I prefer hiding in plain sight, my fourth drink in my hand.” – “Dear Reader”

Taylor Swift Party Lyrics From Evermore

“Your heart was glass, I dropped it, champagne problems” – “champagne problems”

“You could call me ‘babe’ for the weekend.” – “‘tis the damn season”

“If the shoe fits, walk in it 'til your high heels break.” – “long story short”

Taylor Swift Party Lyrics From Folklore

“Roaring twenties, tossing pennies in the pool.”– “the 1”

“Rosé flowing with your chosen family.”– “the 1”

“High heels on cobblestones.” – “cardigan”

“Sequin smile, black lipstick.” – “cardigan”

“Dancin' in your Levi's, drunk under a streetlight.” – “cardigan”

“Their parties were tasteful, if a little loud.” – “the last great American dynasty”

“I'll get you out on the floor, shimmering beautiful.” – “mirrorball”

“You'll find me on my tallest tiptoes, spinning in my highest heels, love, shining just for you.”– “mirrorball”

“August sipped away like a bottle of wine.” – “august”

“Pouring out my heart to a stranger, but I didn't pour the whiskey” – “this is me trying”

“It's hard to be at a party when I feel like an open wound.” – “this is me trying”

“If I just showed up at your party, would you have me? Would you want me?” – “betty”

Taylor Swift Party Lyrics From Lover

“I'm drunk in the back of the car and I cried like a baby coming home from the bar.” – “Cruel Summer”

“‘So where we gonna go?’ I whisper in the dark.” – “I Think He Knows”

“We were in the backseat, drunk on something stronger than the drinks in the bar.” – “Cornelia Street”

“Chandelier's still flickering here.” – “Death By A Thousand Cuts”

“I dress to kill my time, I take the long way home, I ask the traffic lights if it'll be alright.”– “Death By A Thousand Cuts”

“Gave up on me like I was a bad drug, now I'm searching for signs in a haunted club.” – “Death By A Thousand Cuts”

“You are somebody that I don't know, but you're takin' shots at me like it's Patrón” – “You Need To Calm Down”

“Sun sinks down, no curfew.” – “It’s Nice To Have A Friend”

Taylor Swift Party Lyrics From Reputation

“Drinking on a beach with you all over me.” – “End Game”

“It's like your eyes are liquor, it's like your body is gold.” – “End Game”

“Most fun I ever had, and I'd do it over and over and over again if I could.” – “I Did Something Bad”

“We can't make any promises now, can we, babe? But you can make me a drink.” – “Delicate”

“Dive bar on the East Side, where you at?” – “Delicate”

“See you in the dark, all eyes on you, my magician.” – “So It Goes...”

“Met you in a bar, all eyes on me, your illusionist.” – “So It Goes...”

“You should take it as a compliment that I got drunk and made fun of the way you talk.” – “Gorgeous”

“And I got a boyfriend, he's older than us. He's in the club doin' I don't know what.” – “Gorgeous”

“I knew it from the first Old Fashioned, we were cursed.” – “Getaway Car”

“Late in the night, the city's asleep.” – “King Of My Heart”

“Up on the roof with a school girl crush, drinking beer out of plastic cups.” – “King Of My Heart”

“Yeah, we were dancing, dancing with our hands tied, hands tied.” – “Dancing with Our Hands Tied”

“I'd kiss you as the lights went out, swaying as the room burned down.” – “Dancing with Our Hands Tied”

“I’m spilling wine in the bathtub, you kiss my face and we're both drunk.” – “Dress”

“It was so nice throwing big parties, jump into the pool from the balcony, everyone swimming in a champagne sea.” – “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things”

“Feeling so Gatsby for that whole year.” – “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things”

“Here's a toast to my real friends.” – “This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things”

“There's glitter on the floor after the party.” – “New Year’s Day”

“I'll be cleaning up bottles with you on New Year's Day.” – “New Year’s Day”

Taylor Swift Party Lyrics From 1989

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“It's a new soundtrack, I could dance to this beat, beat, forevermore.” – “Welcome To New York”

“I can make the bad guys good for a weekend.” – “Blank Space”

“I stay out too late, got nothin' in my brain.” – “Shake It Off”

“I never miss a beat, I'm lightnin' on my feet.” – “Shake It Off”

“I'm dancin' on my own, I make the moves up as I go.” – “Shake It Off”

“It's like I got this music in my mind, sayin', ‘It's gonna be alright.’ – “Shake It Off”

“It's a scene and we're out here in plain sight.”– “I Know Places”

“You're still all over me like a wine-stained dress I can't wear anymore.” – Clean”

“We cry tears of mascara in the bathroom, honey, life is just a classroom.” – “New Romantics”

“Every night with us is like a dream, baby, we're the new romantics.” – “New Romantics”

“We are too busy dancing to get knocked off our feet.”– “New Romantics”

“Please, take my hand and please, take me dancing and please, leave me stranded. It's so romantic.” – “New Romantics”

Taylor Swift Party Lyrics From Red (Taylor’s Version)

“Tonight's the night when we forget about the deadlines.” – “22”

“Everything will bе alright if we just keep dancin' like we'rе twenty-two.” – “22”

“It seems like one of those nights we ditch the whole scene and end up dreamin' instead of sleepin'.” – “22”

“Spinning like a girl in a brand new dress, we had this big, wide city all to ourselves.” – “Holy Ground”

“I said, "oh my, what a marvelous tune, it was the best night, never would forget how we moved.” – “Starlight”

“And we were dancing, dancing, like we're made of starlight.” – “Starlight”

“And it was like slow motion, standing there in my party dress.” – “The Moment I Knew”

“Every weekend, this same party, I never go alone.” – “The Very First Night”

Taylor Swift Party Lyrics From Speak Now (Taylor’s Version)

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“This night is sparkling, don't you let it go.” – “Enchanted”

“The night you danced like you knew our lives would never be the same.” – “Long Live”

Taylor Swift Party Lyrics From Fearless (Taylor’s Version)

“And I don't know why but with you I'd dance, in a storm in my best dress, fеarless.” – “Fearless”

“See the lights, see the party, the ball gowns.”– “Love Story

Taylor Swift Party Lyrics From Taylor Swift

“I hope you think my favorite song, the one we danced to all night long.” – “Tim McGraw”

“When you think happiness, I hope you think that little black dress.” – “Tim McGraw”

“Friday night beneath the stars.” – “I’m Only Me When I’m With You”

[theatrekidstatus]

TW: too much rizz and s/h (fr)

Y/n pov: I wake up and the first thing I do is hide Greg and get changed into this

“Cute fit”

"can't sa-y th-e sa-me" god why did I try to be a smart mouth "Can't say much can you" (a/n bully rizz) "🙄" "No finger?" "🖕🏾" "Nah I meant your ring finger" "Smo-oth" "Like your lips" "ok ca-lm do-wn" "shit my bad" "You're good" "Aww they're flirting" Lin took a pic of us "What the fuck are you doing" "nothing" "can we get breakfast" "sure" "WAIT WHERE IS MY BONNET" jazzy yells "probably in Africa by now" nea says "for real" I add (bonnets are the real Ops)"oh there it is" "everyone get dressed we're getting food" "cool" everyone got dressed up and we went to Waffle House (a/n: shuI'mup) "I'm getting waffle, bacon, grits," I share "y'all isn't that waiter kinda cute" jazzy ask

"ooooh jazzy's crushing" "🖕🏽" "hey that's my thing" the waiter comes over "hello pretty ladies what might you be ordering" "can I get eggs and a waffle" pippa asks "can I get bacon eggs and a waffle" nea asks "waffle,bacon,grits,please" I ask jazzy was to busy looking at him like a dork to awesner "ma'am" "huh" "what would you like" "your number" she whispers "excuse me" "grits and bacon please" "ok "aww" "shut up" 25 minutes later "jazz call your boyfriend over" pip says "oh he's coming over" "ah shit" jazzy wipes food off her face and puts lip stick back on "do I look ok" "👍🏾" "good" "are you pretty girls ready for the check" "yeah" "oh I think you need this" he puts the plate shit in the middle and gave jazzy a napkin we got to the car "jazzy there something right here" pippa points out "wait do y'all that's why he gave me the napkin" "🤷🏽‍♀️" "ugh" she pulls it out and squeals "what happened" "he wrote his number on the napkin" "eee" we all squeal "omg he heard me" "damn" "shush y/n this a good thing jazz" nea said we make it back to the theatre "how was y'all food" Lin ask "good" we all said "jazzy left with a new boyfriend" I share "I did that shit" "for real twin" I say while hyping her" we got 5 hours till rehearsal so let's just chill - and no you can't go back to sleep" "ughhh" we said "wait I saw the cutest puppy on insta imma show y'all" "k" "cool" "sure" I get on my search thing and I see Lin posted it was me and ant "favorite couple" was the caption "🙄" I check the comments "she's so ugly" "he could do better" "ant I thought we were better than this" "she's so fugly" "man Ramos check my dm's you'll move on real quick" I throw my phone and run to the back I took my bag i was crying so hard "I check my bag I found my old blade I was gonna throw it away but it looked REAL helpful right about now I held it to my wrist I hear long hard repetitive loud knocks" "y/n please you've been clean for so long please please please the comments aren't true your beautiful and I love you I'll delete the post and all the comments please" Lin cried through the door while trying to break the door "y/n please I love you" I hear it was ... ant he loves me I stand up and open the door Lin ran and hugged me "I love you don't ever scare me like that" I just start crying "let it out sh sh sh let it out come on" he picks me up "y/n are you ok" the girls ask "mhm" I Mutter "today has been a stressful day so everyone can leave and head to my apartment to check on y/n" -at the apartment- "wait did you want people over DONT LIE" "yeah I love them" "ok..." "I hear a knock at the door" "You're the only one without a car yet you're here first and you brought gifts" "Can I see her" "Sure" I look up it's ant "Hi do you want some chocolate?" "Hell yeah," I say he snickers "so you... Love me" I ask he looks down "I think so" "I think I LIKE you " "Really" "Yeah" "Do we date now?" "Can we" "Sure" he had a little smile "Your smile is so cute" "Thank you" "look how the table has turned I use to be the nervous one" "I'm not nervous" "What happened to the boy with w rizz and confidence" he's right here" "wha-" im cut of by his lips on mine I just look at him "im sorry" and ran away Lin came in and I told him everything "I'll call him" "no lin please" "ok" everyone came over and I said everything from the comments to ant "y/n I'm sorry" "it's ok it's been a hard day I kinda wanna eat and sleep" "oh of course" "I'm sorry" "DONT say sorry it's just boundaries" "let's go ya'll" "k" they all left "I made your favorite" "thank you chef Lin" I eat it and the food was really good I hop in bed and sleep my ass off.

Anthony Ramos pov: I wake up I notice y/n is up she's not at my side I go to the bathroom and get ready I see y/n I see "cute fit" "Thanks" Can-tt sa-Can'te sa-me" Can't say much can you" "🙄" "no finger?" "🖕🏾" "Nah I meant your ring finger" Smo-othh" "Like your lips" "ok ca-lm do-wn" "shit my bad" "You're good" "Aww there flirting" Lin took a pic of us "What the fuck are you doing" "nothing" "can we get breakfast" "sure" "WAIT WHERE IS MY BONNET" jazzy yells "probably in Africa by now," nea says "for real" y/n added "oh there it is" "everyone get dressed we're getting food" "cool" everyone got dressed up and we went to Waffle House oak was talking bout his plan to ask Pippa same with David and nea "Ramos when are you gonna ask out the middle" "WHO?" "y/n" he whispered "Oh idk why'd you say middle" he just 🖕🏿 me "Ohh" "Yeah" "Y'all have grown men and can't talk to your crush" Chris chimed in "I can't imagine not dating your crush," groff says as he touches Lins hand "yeah baby" "get a booth"

A little later

"how was y'all food" Lin ask "good" "we all said "jazzy left with a new boyfriend" "I did that shit" "for real twin" "we got 5 hours till rehearsal so let's just chill - and no you can't go back to sleep" "ughhh" we said "im so tired I tell the guys" "same" "for real" "yeah" I see y/n running away crying "what happened we ask the girls" "we don't know" i pick up her phone and read some strange comments i was nauseous i show them and Lin said "on no" we run after Lin he dose long repetitive loud knocks" "y/n please you've been clean for so long please please please the comments aren't true your beautiful and I love you I'll delete the post and all the comments please" Lin cried through the door while trying to break the door I was so upset I just yell "y/n please I love you" everyone looked at me and tears down my face as i didn't hear anything from her she and opened the door Lin ran and hugged her "I love you don't ever scare me like that" she just started crying "let it out sh sh sh let it out come on" he picked her up "y/n are you ok" the girls ask "mhm" she muttered Mutter "today has been a stressful day so everyone can leave and head to my apartment to check on y/n at the apartment" "you're the only without a car yet you're here first and you brought gifts" "can I see her" "sure" "hi do you want some chocolate?" "Hell yeah" he snickers "so you... love me" I look down "I think so" "I think I LIKE you " "Really" "Yeah" "Do we date now?" "Can we" "Sure" he said with a little smile "Your smile is so cute" "Thank you" "Look how the table has turned I used to be the nervous one" "I'm not nervous" "What happened to the boy whit w rizz and confidence" he's right here" "wha-" I’m cut off by his lips on mine I just look at her "I'm sorry" and ran away

Chapter 1: A little back story y/n is a family friend of Lin manual Miranda. And that's it yeah

Y/n point of view: yo I'm y/n and I'm family friends wit Lin manual Miranda you know the dude who wrote Hamilton? He has known me since I've been in diapers. And it was day one of Hamilton "Y/N TERRELL" "what" "get up" "I don't want to" "PLEASE THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT TO ME" "fine" "thank you" I get up and changed (what ever the fuck you want ig) and we get down to the theatre and waited for the others every was here or so I thought I was talking to Lin then he yelled "hey ant over here" I turn around and I saw him his eyes greener then Hellebores such radiant skin and hair was so curly "ant this is y/n y/n this is ant" "hey I'm Anthony but everyone calls me ant" "👋🏾" I was so nervous I couldn't speak to him he looked around "YO DAVVED WHAT IT DO" "that was rude y/n" "what do you mean" "you were so nice to everyone else and you were cold with him"

"I didn't mean to be mean" "well not MEAN you know what it kinda reminds of me of that dude Derek and how-" he cut him self off would that loud gasp (a/n Derek is a old elementary crush) he pulled me aside in said "YOU LIKE ANT" "WHAT NO" "yes you do" "fine kinda" "y/n gotta crush y/n gotta crush" "oooooh on who" pippa ask "WHERE DID YOU COME FROM" "yOUR momS HOUSE" "🖕🏾" "wowwwwwwwwwwww" "to awnser your question she likes ant" "BRO" "what it's pippa she's not gonna tell anyone about your little crush on ant" "you like ANT" Renéé asks coming from the shadows "OH COME ON" "I'm taking that as a yes" "OK SO YALL ARE THE ONLY ONES WHO KNOW I LIKE ANT OK" "YOU LIKE ANT" jazzy ask "ok that was your fault" "ya I know" "let's just go" *on stage* let's sit in a circle and sing are lines "how dose a basterd,orphan,son of a whore and a Scotsmen," "okay can you add more anger on basterd" "okay" "how dose a BASTERD,orphan,son of a whore and a Scotsmen" *5 hours later* "let's have a cast sleep over here on Saturday" Lin suggests. Everyone agreed due to lack of plans. Me and Lin went Home "you know why I suggest the sleepover over" "why" "so you can sleep with Anthony" "ah sick dude fuck you" "love you too"

*Saturday* "y/n are you ready" "the girls told me to stay back a minute" "ok cya" there is a loud knock at the door and I check the peepholes it's the girls "hey girls" "we wanted to get you ready for tonight with your boyfriend" "🖕🏾" "wowww ok" pippa says taking fake offense "we just wanna help you do skin care take of your hair cute pj's" "aww that's kinda sweet" "yeah" Jasmine replies "shut up YOU'RE here for the food" "Lin's food is just better"

"True" we all say in unison the make me go through ten minutes of girly girl torture  but it was fun "ok we can go now" nea said we get into her car and drive to the theatre and the boys are already there giggling like school girls pips nudges me "your boyfriend is looking at youuuu" "shut up pips" oak whispered something the ant then and got all red nudged him Lin notices us "HEY GIRLS come on up" we climbed up the stairs the girls teasing me. We get up there and he's shirtless and in boxers my face was so hot

Chapter 1:"Y/n come here" Lin said leading to the wings "did you bring Greg" "shut up Lin" "y/n..." "it's fine" "I have him" "DUDE "I whisper shout "I'll slip him to you when there sleep" "ARE YALL DONE WHISPERING WE BORED" oak yell's "let's go we sat in a circle" "what's you're most embarrassing moment" "I'll go first,when I first met ants mom I whispered to him 'your mom is fine as fuck' and she said 'thanks'" Lin told us "I told you stop calling moms hot" "when I was 7 I liked someone and he always laughed at farts and one day I walked up to him and farted but I accidentally shit my self and was sent home" everyone was laughing really hard except oak he was trying to hide his giggles "ah shut up you guys" "sorry pips" daveed and ant said in between laughs "I'm not" I say still laughing my ass off "🖕🏻" "love you too" "I guess I'll go next I was 9 I was in a school talent show and I sung a original song and made a dance had a shirt for it and everything and while I was waiting someone asked 'jazzy don't you wanna change' and then I got up there in froze still sung no dance tho just blank face froze"(true story 😭😭😭) "dayummmm" I replied "I was 15 and was watching boyonce and my cousin came in and saw me and saw me.........yeah" "ew" "shut up I caught you last week" "LIN!"

Pippa was laughing extra hard for revenge on me I look at ant he looks a little sad but not over me right? "Anyway......when I was ten I liked this girl and gave her love notes and I told her to meet me in this spot and when we meat she was like 'YOU' and I kissed and she said 'I THOUGHT YOU WERE DAVID' and slapped me and ran away" "Justice for tiny daveed" I replied daveed put his fist in the air as a joke "I was in Highschool and we were doing Romeo and Juliet and I had to pee and while I died I peed my pants" "damn Chris" "when I was in 3d grade I thought these girls were cool so I went up and danced and sung as a way of saying hi" nea recalls "show us" "ughhh hey I'm nea and i want to be your friend today (real name is Renee)" "PUT THAT ON BROADWAY" "when i was ten Mario-" "w-who" I cut off "w-who" jazzy and pip whisperer in my ear nea knocks them upside the head in a joking matter"oh my brother and he had a girlfriend who I was MADLY in love with so one time I was playing baseball and said'THIS ONES FOR YOU' then my brother tackled me but I still hit the ball" "well y/n your turn" "when I was 5 I wanted to marry Lin and I asked him and he said yeah because he thought I was playing a game then i told him about are honey moon and he said 'wow your very committed to this game' and cried stomped and tantrumed for 10 minutes because he hurt my feelings" "I remember thatttttt" "would you marry him now" ant asks "o-f cou-rse no-t" why do I always stutter around him "LETS DO KARAOKE" "OK" TO BE CONTUIED (SMITSV REFERENCE) |1214 words|

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yall i had such a shit day today TW vent, SH/violence (just an expression but i dont want to trigger anyone)

i almost had a whole mental breakdown today at school cause i was listening to music and only mildly wanting to claw my face off. i was so overstimulated oh my gosh. but the music was drowning out all the people so i could think. but then. you know what happened?? cause i cant catch a break?? my phone died. so i couldnt listen to music. and the whole world just came crashing back and i totally wanted to just retreat into my own skin and never leave. what i needed in that moment was to sit at home and watch something with closed captions, a weighted blanket and noise canceling headphones. you know what i got? a mountain of homework and then picked up to an absolutely terrible dr. appt where for some reason they kept asking me questions as if i was someone responsible and capable of thinking. it was crazy.

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Tw: nude photos, sexting, slight name calling and degrading. Wc: 1,265

Hizashi’s phone buzzed and he pulled it out of his pocket. His lock screen showed him that he had a new message from you. He unlocked his phone and read the new message.

“Hey, baby. How’s work going?”

“It’s going good. Getting ready to go attempt to teach English to Aizawa’s class. Wish me luck.” “Good luck, if you make it through the class, I’ll give you a reward.”

“Oh? What kind of reward are we talking about here? Like a food reward or a dirtier one?” “You’ll see, text me after class.”

He frowned and put his phone back in his pocket. He wanted to know what the reward would be. He shook his head to clear his mind and entered the classroom with his usual happy approach. He managed to teach a couple things to the students and he left the classroom soon after. He took a deep breath and went into the teacher’s lounge. He pulled his phone and texted you that he was out of class.

“Hi, princess, I’m out of class and I made it through the class.”

“I’m glad you made it through the class.” You responded then sent him a photo of you in one of his t-shirts and a pair of hotpants. His opened the file and his eyes went wide. He saved the photo and immediately responded.

“I’m not there to bend you over the counter and fuck your brains out.” He responded and you hesitated for a moment. You thought of something to say and you responded back. “Then hurry up with your work and come home, baby.” You responded. He got up and left the teacher’s lounge and went to the bathroom. He unzipped his leather jacket and his button-down shirt to show his bare chest. He took a picture and sent it to you. You felt your face heat up.

“You alright, baby girl?” “I’m fine. You just look hot.” “Thank you. I’m glad you’re ok. I got worried that you passed out.” “I can handle more than that. I’m not like your swarm of horny fangirls. You just caught me off guard.” “Good… Did I at least make you wet?” “A little.” “You only saw a bit of my chest and I was in my uniform. You’re a dirty little slut for me, aren’t you?” He responded. You read the message and your face was beet red. “Only for you, daddy.” You sent. “Oh, you’re getting it tonight.” He responded and buttoned his shirt up and zipped his jacket up over it and went about his day.

You waited until he was to arrive at the station before his show before you texted him again. You were cooking dinner and you sent him a picture of what you were cooking with you in the picture, still wearing his shirt but you put on a pair of his shorts so you wouldn’t burn your legs.

“Making dinner. I’ll leave some for you in the oven.” You captioned the message with. He arrived at the station and got out of his car. He read the message and smiled. “Thank you honey, I’m heading into the station now. Make sure you tune in, ok?”

“I am one of your loyal listeners, Mic. I’ll tune in at 5:30 like normal.” You texted back. He smiled and let out a quiet groan as he felt himself grow hard. He grabbed a hoodie from the back of his car and pulled it on and went into the station. He clocked in and ducked into the bathroom before his show started. He pulled his cock out of its confines and sent you a picture of it. “See what you’ve done, you dirty little slut. You’re going to take care of this later.” He captioned the message with. You saw the message and you had to sit down to read it. Hizashi made himself decent before going on the air and you tuned into his show as you were still processing what he had sent you. You cleaned up the dishes from dinner and made sure to leave a plate of food in the oven for your boyfriend. You then listened to his show until he signed off for the night. You then picked your phone up again and texted him. “I liked the show tonight. You coming home now?” You asked.

“Yes. Do you want me to pick anything up before I come home to rail your cute ass?” “Maybe some lube and some chocolate?”

“We have lube in the nightstand and chocolate in the cupboard. Get both and be on the bed, ready and waiting.” He responded and shoved his phone into his pocket. He got in his car and drove back home. You knew you had a limited amount of time so you went the kitchen cupboard and pulled out the chocolate and carried you to the bedroom where you found the new bottle of lube and got onto the bed. You got another text from him. He had parked his car in the driveway and showed you his cock again, this time it was rock hard and leaking precum. “I don’t think I can wait much longer.” He messaged to you. He called you before you could respond. “Baby girl? Are you there?” “I’m here.” You spoke. You heard him let out a groan. “Do you like the sound of my voice?”

“Yes. Keep talking. What would you be doing right now if I walked into the house?”

“Well, I’m in the bedroom like you asked me to be earlier and I have the chocolate and the lube like you said.” “Mmm, good girl. What are you going to do with that lube?” “I’m taking the cap off, and I’m going to apply some to myself.” You spoke. He groaned and you heard the car door open and close and he grumbled something under his breath as he opened the front door and went inside. He hung up and appeared in the doorway of the bedroom. “You ready to be railed into next week?” He asked. You nodded and he practically pounced on you. “You’ve been such a nasty tease all day, are you that horny for me, you little whore?” He said into your ear. You let out a moan and he slid the shorts and your underwear off and flung them away from the bed as he sucked a hickey into your neck. He put some lube on his fingers and prepped your already wet hole. He smirked against your skin and had you help him take off his jeans in a haste for him to get his cock inside of your silken walls. He lined his cock up with your entrance and slid it in up to the hilt and moaned out in relief. He thrusted into you in a desperate need for relief. He lasted a few minutes before dumping his load into you and pulling out. He cleaned up the mess that was mad and laying next to you and holding you close. “I love you baby. Today was interesting. I liked it. We should do it again.” He said and kissed your cheek before getting up and going to change into pjs and coming back to cuddle you close and fall asleep soon after. The end.

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[f1ct1onalplaces]

New to You

a/n: Hello everyone! This fic is a reader insert and takes place in Caption America: Civil War. It follows you and your significant other, Wanda. She has no romantic interest in Vision in this fic, but I leave hints that Vis likes her. I did this because I may or may not make this a series. We’ll see. Anyway, this is gender neutral so if you see anything that assumes a specific gender please let me know. Enjoy!

Summary: You try to cheer Wanda up but end up burning something in the process and when you try again you're interrupted by an unexpected guest.

TW: little bit of violence, mention of death, language, angst, self-doubt, kissing

"Oh m'god, oh m'god, oh m'god," I say as smoke seeps out from the oven. Quickly, I grab the oven mitts, open the oven, and grab the pan of burnt brownies while my eyes water from the intoxicating fumes. I drop them on the counter before using the mitts as a fan to try and disperse the smokey air before the smoke detector picks it up.

"What the hell is going on here," I hear a thick Sokovian accent say from down the hall. I pay little attention to her chuckles as I continue to fight the smoke. My peripheral vision makes out her outline leaning against the door frame. From just that I know she's dressed in a black long sleeve, a black jacket, a skirt that stops mid-thigh, knee-high socks, chunky black heel boots, and her layered jewelry. Wanda's usual style. I give a sheepish grin and shrug as she pushes off the wall to make her way towards me.

"Babe, you know cooking isn't your best skill." I laugh.

"You don't have to tell me twice," I respond continuing to fan the gray air around us. "I just thought I could do something nice. Guess not." Wanda rolls her eyes at my obvious attempt for pity. She grabs the makeshift fans from my hands, ignoring my grumbling protests, and proceeds to do her own thing. Her hands raise as red power flows throughout the room, gathering the smoke together. Once it's all encased within her power she releases it through an open window.

"Now that wasn't so hard." She croons to me. I huff and stare at my charred brownies.

"Say's the enhanced superhuman." Footsteps thud against the concrete and stop directly behind me. Hands slip around my waist, loosely grabbing my hips as a kiss is planted to the back of my neck.

"Your also an enhanced superhuman," She says with chin resting atop my shoulder. I shrug.

"Yeah, but all I can manage to do is turn invisible and conjure healing abilities." I place all my body weight on Wanda as I lean into her. She presses another kiss to my neck.

"Yes, that may be true but that doesn't mean your useless. Y/n your a valuable member of this team, plus you train with Nat and Cap, making you pretty skilled in combat." Her attempt to cheer me up does the exact opposite when she uses the word team. Since the UN meeting in Vienna, the "team" has divided, resulting in Cap, Sam, and Bucky being made fugitives. I decide to change the subject.

"How are you?" I ask my girlfriend. I feel the movement of her shoulders slump as she lets out a sigh.

"Guilty, horrified, ashamed." She doesn't need to say why. My body turns until our eyes meet.

"It wasn't your fault." Her head shoves into the crook of my neck.

"Yes, it was. Y/n, people are dead because of me" I shake my head and run my fingers through her hair, doing my best to comfort her.

"No, it was Cap's fault. I'm not saying it was on purpose, but he froze and didn't act quick enough. You were just cleaning up his mess." Wanda groans in my shoulder before looking back at me.

"What would I do without you." I glance over at my brownies.

"Well, you definitely wouldn't have to deal with burnt food all the time." At this, she giggles, a sound that makes me weak in the knees, before resting her forehead against mine.

"But actually, what would I do." Her green eyes peer into mine and my answer is simple.

"I could ask the same thing." Wanda smiles and leans in as close as possible without our lips touching.

"Is it okay if I kiss you?" Warm air caresses my face, mixing our breaths. A smile spreads

across my face and then I'm rewarded with a smile of her own.

"Of course." Her lips press to mine. I tilt my head back, gasping at the feather-light contact. Our bodies press together, desperate to fill our minds with each other, riding the presence of our ghosts. My fingers weave into her soft locks and give a light tug, pulling a sigh from her lips. Wanda leans closer to my body, hands firmly grasping my back, causing the both of us to stumble back. We both come up for air before diving back in, rougher and heavier. My skin is searing with each touch, every graze of a fingertip against my neck or her nails following the shape of my spine are coals being thrown into a furnace. Hot and smokey. Soon her lips aren't on mine but on my neck. Her teeth skim the smooth skin below my ear, followed by kisses to soothe the sensitive area. I grip the hem of her shirt to ground my buckling knees and it isn't until my back hits the wall that I realize we never stopped moving. My hands finally loosen and slip beneath her shirt, digging into her waist. I'm not sure how far we would have gone if it weren't for the explosion. Jumping back from each other we peer out the window to see fire. Instantly, Vision appears behind us.

"What is it?" I ask, still breathless from a moment ago.

"Stay here please." Vision then goes right through the glass with his strange ghost abilities.

"Cool." I mummer under my breath as we watch him shrink with distance. Wanda tilts her head with a troubled expression.

"It's probably nothing," I say, "And if it is there's nothing Vision can't handle." Her expression stays the same. Browse furrowed, her swollen lips in a line, and blank eyes that show she isn't listening to me.

"Babe," I start but it's interrupted when Wanda spins on her heels, hands in motion with a knife. The knife is ripped from its original position by magic and shoots at a man. It stops mere inches from their face once we both recognize him. Barton flicks the knife to the ground, not a flinch insight.

“Guess I should have knocked” Wanda walks up to him with me right behind.

“Oh my god, what are you doing here?” His elbow bends behind him grabbing an arrow.

“Disappointing my kids,” he says as he shoots one arrow to the right, spinning around and then one to the left. “I’m supposed to go water skiing.” Quickly, Barton grabs both our hands leading us out. “Cap needs our help.” He gives a tug to my arm, properly sensing my hesitation. “Come on.” I glance over at Wanda, raising my eyebrows in question. Suddenly a voice behind us speaks.

“Clint.” We all freeze. “You should not be here.” Slowly, we all turn around to see Vision, who looks as intimidating as I’ve ever seen him. My mind races to find a way to convince Vis on letting us leave and a way to do it without anything getting physical. Barton though goes a completely different route.

“Really? I retire what, for like five minutes and it all goes to shit.” My mouth makes an O shape as I watch carefully. Though Vision would never severely hurt us I can’t help but think of what he’s capable of. To be fair, I’m dating maybe the one person that can overpower Vision.

“Please consider the consequences of your actions.” Barton doesn’t even think about his response.

“Okay, there considered.” Then from the two arrows, he shot electricity comes out, holding Vision in his grasp, for the time being. “Okay, we gotta go.” Barton and I start jogging away, but it only takes seconds for us to realize Wanda isn’t following. “It’s this way.” She stands there looking down at her feet and tugging at the sleeve of her jacket.

“I’ve caused enough problems.” My heart breaks, remembering our previous conversation. We both turn back and I’m prepared to beg her to come with us. Even if she decides not to fight, just to get out of here. But, once Barton decides to speak I leave it to him to do all the talking and instead decide to grab her hand, letting her decide.

“You gotta help me, Wanda. You wanna mope you can go to high school. You wanna make amend you get off your ass.” Then it goes to hell. His face goes blank as we both look back to see Vision our of the electricity. I pull Wanda and me out of the way as Vis goes for Clint. I grab her shoulders, making her look me in the eyes.

“Wand, you have to make a decision. I don’t want you to feel pressured, but I’m going. You need to know that whatever you decide I’ll support you, but I can’t stay here and do nothing.” Her eyes are on me though I don’t think she sees me. The look that occupies her face has changed from doubtful to perfectly poised and I don’t think it was me who got to her. I finally turn my attention back to the other two and am not surprised to see Barton in a headlock.

“Clint, you can’t overpower me,” says Vision, and that’s when I realize the plan.

"I know," he pronounces, pausing to look at Wanda. "But she can." Wanda circles in front of Vision.

“Vision that’s enough, let him go, I’m leaving” Her magic is a sphere in between her hands, fingers constantly moving to keep it alive.

“I can’t let you,” he responds. Then, vision lets go of Barton As he loses control of his ghost abilities and is forced to his knees by red magic. Vision struggles to get up and the eye contact they hold leaves an ugly feeling in the pit of my stomach.

“I’m sorry.” He sinks closer and closer to the floor.

"If you do this they will never stop being afraid of you." The words come out in between breaths that betray how close he is to losing. His words cause my fists to ball up, angry at the way Vision chooses to say this to Wanda. Trying to insert fear within her bones in order to keep her locked up. The only reason my fist doesn't find a place in his face is partially due to his impenetrable skin, but mostly because of the way Wanda responds.

"I can't control their fear, only my own." She pushes her hands down and with that motion goes Vision. Vision’s shoved down multiple floors, creating giant holes throughout the compound. Once she stops the house is silent with the eagerness to escape before Vision recovers.

“Oh.” Barton looks down. “Come on, we got one more stop.” I grab Wanda's hand, tugging her away from what she just did, and peck her on the lips.

"You did the right thing, no one is going to blame you." I decide to leave out the part about how skeptical I am about everything, but I know Cap would never start something he knew was wrong. So, if he needs help that's what I'll do. She nods in understanding and kisses me again to show she's with me. Our little bubble is popped when we both catch Barton staring.

"So, you two are, umm." I let out a snicker at his helpless confusion. Wanda smiles before answering his incomplete sentence.

"Dating. Yes." This time he laughs.

"Good for you guys. I presume it's pretty new?" We start to jog our way out of the building and to a van pulled just outside the gates.

"New to you," I say elongating the last word.

"Shit," I hear as we get into the van and buckle ourselves in. "I owe Nat twenty bucks."