#tw suggestive humor

[tadpoles-and-daydreams]

"You should be doing chaos, chaos should not be doing you, ya feel? Stop being a bottom."

- life advice from Loki

[tsams-and-co-memes]

[mewos-laptop]

I think Mammon wld sell his "gamer girl bathwater," but he wouldn't actually wanna sell water he bathed in, and instead just mixed soap and water in a container and packaged it

[smilingroadkill]

WRONG BODY CHAPTER 2

[plushietheplushbearcreature]

Rolfe and Earl reaction.

(CW: Suggestive humor)

"Don't be so crude!"

[silver-heller]

I do think Nico and Serafine would like to (politely) know if Mordecai and Silver are screwing, but Silver is too busy carrying Mordecai around like a sand bag (yes, this does happen in the fic), and Mordecai is too busy lecturing Silver's chest for causing him distress (this also happens), for Nico or Serafine to even begin formulating the question PFFFT.

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[bamsara]

A 'post-trod' scenario where Narinder gets cursed after a slip up on a crusade (death erasure is no longer a permanent threat because of plot secrets I won't spoil :P )

The Lamb can't go get the necessary crystals to cure him so Kallamar is sent instead so Lambert can focus on keeping Nari from eating/attacking people

Dw he's not gonna eat the Lamb. unless😏

[sweetmapple]

Mostly Hiring manager, but HR manager and PR manager too

[smilingroadkill]

Unitycore

(suggestive)

[total-drama-brainrot]

been thinking about assistant!noah using malicious compliance to get out of singing.

[tsams-and-co-memes]

I have a stupid question. And I mean it in the LEAST weird and simp way possible, but

We (not aiming this at anyone in particular and definitely not myself that'd be craaaaazy) sometimes, on the rare occasion, make dilf KC jokes

Would those jokes extend to other characters that are dads now? Solar? Sun, kinda sorta? Monty, mayhaps? Eclipse?

I'm. Being as normal as possible right now, but the concept of dilf Sun is killing me for some reason 💀 I need an ambulance, I'm about to ascend /j

[smilingroadkill]

Miles dont hurt me

[cryptidnamedhabit]

So since im kinda autistic about the new wolverine and deadpool movie im just gonna post some poolverine/deadclaws headcanons to help keep myself sane :]

Deadpool and Wolverine spoilers under the cut

Also Logan is autistic because I said so

Wade will drink whatever in his coffee in the morning, he doesn't care, meanwhile logan needs a ridiculous amount of things in his morning coffee for it to be drinkable to him

Logan is too much of a wuss puss to admit it though and just didn't drink coffee for a long time

Then, one day, out of the blue, Wade came home with two coffees, one for himself and one for logan (and a puppicino for mary puppins ofc)

Logan refused at first and only agreed to try it to get Wade to stop whining

Needless to say, he was genuinely surprised (and ever-so-slightly creeped out) that Wade knew what he liked in his coffee without telling him

"Apparently, oldie wolvie liked his coffee like that." Wade told him

Wade might've fallen first, but logan fell harder

He was HARD on the denial train

At first he didn't know why or what he was feeling whenever he was around Wade

Feeling jealous whenever Wade gives his attention to someone else? Just annoyed that the other person doesn't express the same "disgust" he has for Wade

Feeling mad when someone finally expresses their "disgust" towards deadpool? That's just because he wasn't that annoying that day and didn't deserve mean (but true) things said about him

Just woke up screaming from a nightmare and needs to hug Wade to feel grounded again because the time ripper killed him in his dreams? He just allows it because mary puppins wasn't quick enough to do it

The feeling of butterflies in his stomach whenever Wade looks at him with nothing but adoration and love in his eyes? Probably just something off in the food he ate earlier that day

Feeling the urge to grab Wade by his face and kiss him while whispering sweet nothings until the universe explodes? Just an intrusive thought or two

It isn't until he's on some random walk with mary puppins that he finally realizes that he just might have a crush on deadpool

He pretty much goes through the seven stages of grief once he realizes

It became more difficult to shove his feelings down his throat whenever he was around Wade after that

It wasn't until another one of their "family game nights" that Negasonic pulled Logan aside to talk to him

"When will you two just make it official already?" "What the hell are you talking about?" "About you and Wade, that's what. You don't seriously think that nobody in this building can see you two clearly have a thing for each other, right?" "Still don't know what you're talking about" "What are you on right now?" "The autism spectrum."

Negasonic gave up trying to talk to Logan about Wade after that

After all of that was said and done, it wouldn’t be until one of Wade's random teasings that finally made Logan snap

"God peanut, you wanna kiss me sooo bad it makes you look stupid~"

That was it.

Logan closed the distance between himself and Wade, grabbed his face, and kissed him passionately before he pulled away

"Hhholy fucking hell peanut, how long were you saving that for?" "You've got no idea bub"

"Does this mean I can finally use the blowjob handles on your mask?"

Meanwhile Althea shouts "I CAN HEAR YOU MOTHERFUCKERS CLEAR AS DAY!"

Anyway, I think I might make a part 2 to this post, but idk

[silver-heller]

It's your birthday? Well, what do you want? A kiss on the cheek? Fine, you get a raise. Now get out of my office, I'm sure Mordecai is...expecting you. Heh.

-Asa

PFFFT sounds accurate! Silver would give him a death glare.

[sirtallyopera]

Master pieces made in Magma (we call it Aggie)

Bill ciphers divorce vibrator

bottom panel drawn by @squiddybobiddy (I colored everything though❤️)

Rusber, a original character of mine (left)

July 23 (Right)

And finally a AU of Dawnrest!Natsuki (or DR!Natsuki for short) concept art

(Dawnrest is a fictional suburban village/town that I created I’ll elaborate more in the future)