#tw gas

[troubled-tums]

Part 1 of 2. Woke up over the weekend with bad cramps and gas. It’s never a good sign when you wake up to your tummy hurting right off the bat… I startled myself with how loud my gas was as I let it out too. No actual sounds aside from my voice in the video, though. I don’t think I’d post content where I’m actually letting anything out.

[enkisstories]

For nearly his whole life, Hux' self esteem had ping-ponged back and forth between arrogance and shame. Only over the course of the last year had genuine confidence replaced this mental state and today Hux was absolutely convinced that he had dominated the court proceedings. He'd walk away from this trial as a free man, albeit a couple of millions poorer for reparations, of that he was certain.

Reminder: According to his debate skill roll, that's a perfectly reasonable assumption.

When his eyesight clouded, Hux wrote that off as tiredness. The trouble he had breathing as well as the generally dizzy feeling probably heralded a cold. The night spent outside hadn't done him any good, after all.

But then the man had trouble focusing not just on his environment, but on his very own thoughts.

The greyish veil in front of his eyes was not sleepyness, it was a gas with a distinct smell, that was quickly filling the chamber. The Kubaz bailiff was unaffected and all of a sudden it struck the General why she was the only other living being in here and why everyone else had followed the trial online only:

The New Republic hadn't been interested in the trial's outcome. They had planned to gas him like a butterfly right from the start!

"You... cough... promised!"

More coughing, laboring not quite for breath already, but for coherent speech.

"Promised everyone would walk away alive from this!"

If the cameras were still recording, it was important to get this information out. Hux could still claw that victory from his enemies in publicly calling them out on their treachery.

If Rose was watching... How could they! How could anybody! This could seriously break Rose and he couldn't even utter her name, because that would compromise her same as her parentage getting revealed had destroyed Leia Solo's career.

Choking and convulsing, Hux reached for his left wrist and nestled at it. For everyone watching it seemed as if he was grasping the cuff with the aurebesh inscription that every First Order officer's uniform sported. Rose, however, would know that Armitage was wearing her armband underneath the sleeve. That would tell her what - whom! - his last thought had been about.

Everything was thus settled in an efficient and rational way. Good.

Unconsciousness came long before the end. But the very moment before passing out, Hux' pride over having acted all composed and goal-oriented in his last moments got washed away by the realisation that he should have seen this coming. But he hadn't. A fool till the end...

[highoncatfood]

DID YOU FUCKING BLOXCK ME

i told u dude dont say that shit to me ever again

[marshmallow-biscuit-blog]

Hey Cuphead, for $50, I dare you to do the most obnoxious thing you can think of to annoy your brother :]

whoever smelt it, dealt it.

[decaydanceredacted]

ok i’m gonna submit this and then promptly die of shame.

i have a burp kink and i really really wanna hear patrick burp i think they’d sound really fucking hot. please don’t ask me to elaborate i already feel the self cringe making myself collapse.

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[urban-shade]

normal activities in sebastians shop

[lemorgo]

playing around at 2 am

[gabrielsbubblegumbitch]

Yeah tell me Forbes aren't we ready for the MiXed-wEiGHt ReLAtioNshIP???

Or aren't we ready to

✨Let the women fucking live in their bodies like it's nobody's business✨

[raaindropps]

One cannot apologize for something fundamental

[ID: A digital drawing of Hikaru Indou and Lord Brainsnatcher disguised as Hikaru from Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu. The original Hikaru is laying down with his shirt mostly off, while Lord Brainsnatcher crouches over him and looks at the camera.

Brainsnatcher's face is almost entirely made of his insides, going down and entering a large hole in Hikaru's torso. Hikaru's intestines are spilling out and merge with the insides as well. The drawing is in bright light, casting a harsh shadow behind the two. /End ID]

[norhuu]

It’s the beginning of fire season, so I’m going to share this memory and some advice I learned the hard way.

In fall 2020 the wild fires on the west coast were so bad that you could barely see 15 feet at times. Where I lived the aqi hit 590 at one point. We could not evacuate and we had no insulation in our house.

The gas masks saved us. Me and my roommates taped our windows shut and wore respirators in the house for a week. I did this sketch of them while we were watching the muppet movie one night.

Most of you will have experience a fire or smoke storm at some point, this is not going away. Smoke inhalation can have permanent and long term effects.

Get a respirator mask, and get replacement filters for organic and biological material. They can be as cheep as $12, and even if you don’t think you’re at risk, it is not something you want to find out you need afterwards. If you can afford to, get extras. Someone you know might need it.

Also useful at protests, just saying…

[m0e-ru]

say cheese !

[troubled-tums]

Had a frozen lasagna meal last night from the supermarket. Quite tasty, but also upset my tummy quite a bit. Woke up with a painful, bloated lower belly that I had to relieve right away - headed for the toilet and doubled over, just holding my aching gut as I pushed to try and get it out. I could tell I wasn’t done when I finished, though, so I went and had a coffee.

That did the trick… somewhat. Went and let loose again a second time, palming my upset tum and rubbing it hard to try and get it out before I left for work. Then mid morning, I felt as though I had to go again - and I did. More poured out of me painfully. Thankfully it stopped after lunch. I felt like I needed to go again, but it was just gas and a bit of a residual crampy feeling.

[dinoclawsz]

What have I now done?

Redraw of David with the Head of Goliath by Caravaggio 😄his work is a huge inspiration 4 me tehehehee

[bifidokxd]

TW BRAT BLOOD BRAT GUTS

💚💚💚

[c6jpg]

GAMING ❖ FORTUNE SHINES IN MANY COLORS

According to Liyue tradition, a waking beast signals the start of spring. But in Gaming's eyes, the Wushou Dance shouldn't be reserved for festivities alone. After all, surely performing wherever and whenever just brings everyone even more good fortune?

[decaydanceredacted]

The thought of Patrick eating so much food and he becomes so gassy throughout the night <3 He cant hold it even if he tried <3 Im gross sorry <3

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