#tvdint satetsu

[ciaossu-imagines]

Fun idea to think about:

What food "atrocities" would your faves get up to?

For example my brain went straight to: Yamamoto is the type to put ketchup on Pasta and get instantly banned from the entire country of italy.

These do not have to be only italian crimes. As a german for example I feel my toes curl outwards when I hear of "sweet Pretzles", and i know for a fact that sticking your chopsticks into rice is not just rude, but a straight up taboo in japan.

So I wondered if you could think of anything. Doesnt have to be KHR related.

Just wanna give you something fun to think about

You are right! This is definitely a fun idea to think about! I’m sorry it took so long to get the reply out to you, but thanks so much for the request and for allowing me such freedom within it. Also, totally not feeling called out by the ketchup on pasta comment. Totally not…for what it’s worth though, a bag of pasta and a large bottle of ketchup costs about $10 where I live, so it’s cheap and does a lot of meals, which is good for when you’re a broke bitch but still want to live. I hope you’ll enjoy some of the thoughts I have on each of my current favourites or focuses from a variety of my fandoms!

From KHR, two words – blue steak. Because it’s certainly one of Bel’s favourites. His steak? Yeah, he wants it to have just been mooing like, two seconds ago. He wants the steak and the pan it was cooked in to have had just the barest, briefest hint of a romance. They barely kissed, in other words. The level he eats it at isn’t just rare, but even below rare, and it sometimes kind of grosses other people out. Of course, Bel being Bel, he kind of delights in this fact and it makes him even more enamored of this particular ‘food crime’.

From K Project, I think Fujishima eats Kit-Kats without ever breaking any of the bars. He just unwraps the top part of the Kit-Kat bar and takes a big bite out of it.

From Servamp, Tsurugi eats with his hands a lot of the time. Unless it’s absolutely inconceivably to eat something with just his hands, like hot soup, he’s probably eaten a dish using solely his hands before. He does know utensils exist and he’ll use them, only sometimes when it’s a more casual setting, or most of the time when he’s in a public setting, he just vastly prefers eating with his hands.

From Iruma-kun, Sabnock has eaten hard-boiled and soft-boiled egg with the shell on. More than once. He doesn’t even really see much a difference in eating it whole or peeling the shell off besides that there’s more flavour and texture with the shell on.

From Bungou Stray Dogs, when Dazai really feels like pissing people off, or is just extremely lazy, he makes tea completely incorrectly. He’ll just pop a teabag in a cup, run the tap water until it gets really, really hot, and fill the cup and ta-da, tea. He makes sure to let everyone around him know how delicious it is while he drinks it. He also reuses teabags…just never for his own cup of tea.

Rock from Nanbaka definitely puts ketchup on his eggs. He also kind of really digs French fries dipped into ranch dressing.

Togano from Eyeshield 21 is just kind of really guilty of forgetting to season any food he cooks. Despite what people think, he can cook more than just cup noodles, but all of his cooking is pretty unsatisfying and bland, though he doesn’t really understand why, which is why he eats prepackaged foods or takeout so often.

From The Vampire Dies In No Time, Satetsu really likes mayo. He’ll eat just mayo sandwiches – just bread and mayo. He also enjoys it on rice, but he only indulges that guilty pleasure when he’s alone.

Charles Bernard from Jujutsu Kaisen scrapes off the frosting from Oreos and throws it away because he thinks it tastes gross. He then just eats the chocolate parts of the cookies, but instead of chewing them, he kind of just lets them slowly dissolve in his mouth.

In another Oreo related crime, Fenrir Godspeed from IkeRev would eat Oreos with honey mustard unashamedly.

[incorrect-tvdint]

Ronaldo: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? Draluc,the one who make the group chat: >:O language John: Nu nu nu nu nu! (Yeah watch your fucking language) Shot: OKAY WHO TAUGHT JOHN THE FUCK WORD? Maria: 'The fuck word'. Satetsu: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time Maria: Oh my god he censored it Ronaldo: Say fuck, Satetsu. Draluc: Do it, Satetsu. Say fuck.

[lightningstrikes-art]

[choco-pudding]

The Vampire Dies in No Time, Volume 5 Toranoana Purchase Bonus Leaflet.

Read text from right to left, do not repost.

(Translations by @lavoszero and myself. Edits and typesetting by myself)

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p. 1 Satetsu of the Past

Delinquent 1: "Come on, bro, show us what kind of badass delinquent stuff you do!" Satetsu: "Yeah, yeah, sure."

Satetsu: "I'll toss my bento tray in the "burnable" bin without washing it." Delinquent 2: "That's normal!!!"

Delinquent 3: "I mean, depends where you are, but you don't gotta clean plastics before you toss them in the burnable bin, it's fine if it's all dirty!" Delinquent 1: "And they usually end up burning plastics anyway now that Incinerators have gotten better and emit less toxins." Delinquent 4: "Do you seriously wash and separate them every time?" Delinquent 2: "Washing plastics got it's own pros and cons, just think of all the microplastics you're putting back in the water!!"

Delinquents: "Bro!" [Shockingly, even these delinquents are well versed in environmental issues…]

p. 2 Present Day Satetsu

Satetsu's younger brother (first year): "Whoa, that's a lot of expensive ham!" Satetsu's Mom: "I got it as a gift~"

[Before school] Satetsu's younger brother: "With that much, we can practically eat it everyday for a while! We can have it with fried rice, or make some ham cutlets, or…

[After school] Satetsu's younger brother: "Don't keep eating it!!"

[Weekly Shōnen Champion is released every Thursday!!]

[milariro]

I like this meme!!! 

[kyuushi]

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[turtiowo]

[bonyato]

🩸The Many “Fearsome” Vampires of Shin-Yokohama!🦇

『NEW DRAMA PARADISE』 by Jun Fukuyama — “The Vampire Dies In No Time” Season 2 Opening.

(Bonus: This little guy that didn't make it into the gifset bcuz I couldn't fit him anywhere + his appearance was too brief to make a proper gif out of it anyways </3 BUT he's also a vampire, and I refused to leave anyone out so: here he is.)

[eponymousfics]

Went to see the Vampire Dies in No Time Stage Play on Tuesday night! Will gush about it under the cut, but have some shitty pics of the poster here:

Basically: it was great!!

Since it’s more an episodic gag manga, I wasn’t sure how they were going to handle pacing and all that, but they did a good job of touching on a good variety of stories by combining them and making them flow surprisingly well.

The whole thing was only two hours with no intermission, but it didn’t feel too short or rushed. Then again I’m recovering from mild food poisoning that I accidentally gave myself last night (I was SO worried I wouldn’t be able to go but I’m mostly ok) so maybe it just felt like a good time to tap out for me lol

I thought they might just adapt in the order of the anime, but they touched on some stories/characters from the manga that haven’t been in the anime yet, which was great (main example I can think of rn is the Vampire That Makes Idiots Powerful)

The costumes were SO good, which I’m coming to just expect from Marv productions. It was surreal in the opening titles song when all the cast first assembled, because it was really like seeing the characters from the manga in real life. In terms of costumes, my favorites were probably Draluc and Ydan. Oh, and the blow up prop that was Hennadoubutsu/Weird Animal (think car sales lot tube man thing but not quite that tall and pink. When they first blew it up his head got stuck against the doorframe and they had to tug him in a bit. Not entirely sure if it was an organic gag or scripted but it was funny either way)

I didn’t see them on the poster so I wasn’t sure if they’d be included, but the vampire brothers (Yakyuken/Micro Bikini/Invisible Legs)(boy that’s some trio out of context huh)(they’re my favorite btw lol) were very much included. I was interested to see how they’d do the invisible legs (I was contemplating a cosplay if I could find, like, super reflective fabric or something) but they just made Tohru’s legs black and joked that they could totally see his lower half at some point.

There were a lot of good meta jokes actually! Which is in keeping with the manga for sure. There was also a lot of singing, and Draluc got the first song (called “Team Up Confirmed” after Fukuma tells Ronaldo to include Draluc in his book), which lead to a meta joke about how in the manga Draluc canonically is terrible at singing. His reply was basically“Yes but stage play me is excellent at it ;)”

I think my favorite song was from Ydan but my favorite part overall was probably the audience participation bit in the middle when Yakyuken is introduced (with all his brothers, as some vampires Mikazuki encounters when he comes to Shin-yoko for the first time). Basically most of the audience had multicolored John pen lights and they were all waving them and “playing Yakyuken.” (I didn’t get one bc the ticket and the transit fare was already over budget for me this month >_>) High energy and the music was super fun!

One of my favorite meta jokes was with the trio of grade schoolers; two of the actors were really short and almost looked like kids, but the third was obviously just a man and Draluc had a go at him over it lol (“Wait a minute, one of you is definitely an adult.” “What?! Why would you say that? What makes you say that?!” “Your looks.” “Name three things!” “Ok, I’ll name three things about your appearance: your body shape, face, and height.” Other kids: *start screaming to move the scene along*)

The actors were all great but Draluc’s was probably the standout, he was veryyyy good at the physical acting and got all of Draluc’s flounciness lol

Speaking of Draluc, they had LOTS of different props to represent him dying and it was hilarious seeing a new one almost every time 😂

Examples:

-kiddie pool of styrofoam packing peanuts dumped on his head while he falls to the ground

-grey textured fabric pulled from grade schooler’s backpack and draped over him

-hiding behind a cutout of a pile of sand stuck in from the side of the stage

-a kuroko (stage hand dressed all in black to move props etc, meant to be ‘invisible’) bringing out a cutout but lying it facedown on the stage with a bit sticking up for the actor to step on, raising the cutout when he dies

-kuroko waving streamers on sticks (idk what you’d call them, like feather dusters except not feathers and longer?) with similar grey textured fabric in front of him

-various cast members flapping flags made of that fabric in front of him and then him indignantly collecting the flags from them in the background while Ronaldo was in spotlight

And probably one or two more I can’t quite remember

Bubuo (my least favorite character in the manga but good here) had a short standup interlude where he talked to the audience directly, which worked bc the actor was very charming, and also Ta-Chan came out and roasted him. There was a good joke later where Maria almost killed him while hunting a bear because he was wearing a “shirt that looks like BBQ” (he was wearing the yellow BBO hoodie) and he sounded so betrayed when he went “It’s an O, not a Q!!”

The final act was the Tsujigiri Nagiri intro arc BUT if Draluc and John hadn’t destroyed his effigy. Basically, Nagiri attacks Kantarou as per canon but Ronaldo jumps in to stop him, so Nagiri starts targeting everyone he knows.

Then they all ambush him together but it doesn’t seem to do much (Nagiri lost one of his knives in this big group fight and it flew off the stage lol. Luckily I don’t think it hit anyone but it was just sitting there on the floor for the rest of the scene. He was very professional and just kept on with the fight scene with one empty fist), until Draluc has an idea.

Which is to call on the Vampire Makes Idiots Powerful, who’d been popping up here and there throughout.

So then the whole gang has to tell stories of times they were being dumb as per the manga chapter while fighting Nagiri, then Draus shows up to help, talking about his texting mishaps. And then Ydan shows up and does his thing, and Ronaldo finishes him with a “boobs smell good” punch (a statement that I as a boob haver still wonder about sometimes. I mean they don’t smell different to the rest of the body do they? 😂)

Anyway, lots of good stuff, absolutely worth the price and going with a stomachache lol

[whiteasylum]

Carousel of tears 😢 🎠

[incorrect-tvdint]

Ronaldo, a mess: I know exactly the kind of person I need to be to impress Draluc’s father!

Hinaichi: Just be yourself! He’s gonna love you!

Ronaldo: Be myself? Hinaichi, I have one day to win over Draluc's dad. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?

John: Nu nu nu (Couple weeks.)

Satetsu: Six months.

Handa: Jury’s still out.

Ronaldo: See, Hinaichi? "Be myself," what kind of garbage advice is that?

[hugsohugs]

this was a while ago but after rewatching (most of) tvdint i can see why people ship satetsu and manners

like it's partially the lovely opposites attract ship dynamic, which i am always a fan of, but also i noticed that they REALLY like to pair them together. if there's a group shot, there's a good chance they'll be next to each other. it's really cute

also the idea that they started dating after satetsu pinned manners to the ground and (very justifiably!!) threatened him is rly funny lol. apparently manners is Into That

[gamerdraluc]

some of my tvdint lgbta+ headcanons

i'm cringe but i'm free.

draluc: nonbinary, ace. he's just so stupidly gnc and haven't really shown any sexual desires outside of watching drinking blood from neck porn?? i don't think he wants to actually fuck anything. ronaldo: bi. with a leaning for men he's trying to ignore by obsessing over boobs. comphet moment. men be fighting demons and the demons are bisexuality.

handa: gay, ace. even outside of my headcanon damn this man is accidentally written hardcore closeted gay with his ronaldo "hate" crush. he's shown to be pretty non-caring with sexual stuff and we are ignoring the mommy complex thing he said when lewd talk hypnotized him unless we inteprent it the same way as dungeon meshi izutsumi seeing the succubi turning into her mom she's never even seen because there is no sexual attraction so we're shown something else instead.

hinaichi: pan, questioning gender. you've heard of malewives get ready for the femalehusband. she has a complicated relationship with her womanhood but she doesn't hate it so she's just, questioning.

sanzu: bi. her ronaldo obsession is kind of very in your face but i think she'll notice something after hanging out with hinaichi :-)

fukuma: aroace. he's just not interested in all that. there are more important things in his life like cats and work.

hiyoshi: pan. he likes to party and it doesn't matter with whom.

sagyou: no label. he doesn't really think about what he's into and what he's not and what he is etc he just exists.

senya: trans. she's a trans woman and is very strong about it since most seem to not aknowledge this due to her appearance.

satetsu: bi. he prioritizes personality over attraction though.

maria: lesbian. women :)

tsujigiri: bi. leans a bit more towards men. he doesn't really have the time for relationships though because. well you know being a fugitive. unless.

kantarou: pan. doesn't really care about the label in the end but just chooses to go with this.

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do share your own hcs and also if you want to hear what i think of anyone not mentioned here feel free to send an ask :D

also these aren't even stationary headcanons because i do like to play around with characterizations.

[milariro]

❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️ ❤️  ❤️ 

[melonisopod]

I really liked this week’s episode of TVDINT. First off I love the more we learn about Fukawa the more we realize what a good fit he is for Ronaldo. He may be a hardass about deadlines but he’s also super encouraging and it was really sweet seeing him show Ronaldo his fan letters to give him more confidence in his own writing.

Second of all VAMPIRE SATETSU! Oh my god, are they personally victimizing me? He goes feral and craves blood but he’s still trying to be polite. I love this malewife so much.

Third, This Is Just The Eternity Devil Arc. I love what a bunch of weirdos Ronaldo, Bubuo, Shot and Etiquette Breacher really are but god what a mood. Getting a whole empty subway station to yourself where you can eat all the snacks and explore all the areas normally off-limits. I mean...yeah I’d want that too.

[wyvernquill]

You are the only person I know who knows both fandoms, so... please tell me I'm not the only one who looks at Draluc and Ronald, then at Phoenix and Edgeworth from Ace Attorney, and instantly sees what ideal outfit-swap material these two pairs are!

You know, you're absolutely right! I think it's the frilly cravats...

Bonus: