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the world is v pretty in new eridu
#how r u guys liking zzz?#i find lack of male characters lowkey annoying- didnt make a single pull except on the standard#combat is fine#tv is fine ig#tbh the only reason im still playing is cos the world is built so well#like i wanna go get the coffee and the noodles yk#anyways#what are your thoughts?#zzz#zenless zone zero#also im v happy i chose wise#wise#phaethon#new eridu
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"Maybe between forever and nothing, there's a place for us"
thought of this as a getting back together kinda thing and.. well, im not sure if the expressions make it look like that but i tried..
i saw these on pinterest..
and HAD to draw aziracrow in this pose!! tried to get the pose and emotions right.. dk how well i succeeded but anw
#this took way too long#like 25 hours#that's the longest ive spent on a single one#but i did learn a loooot from this#so its fine ig#and i have posted this before#i drew this in January lol#posted it then but deleted so...#im posting againn#im not sure if like how this turned out tbh#but i like it enough to post it :P#good omens#good omens tv#good omens fanart#good omens fandom#crowley good omens#aziraphale good omens#aziraphale x crowley#crowley x aziraphale#aziracrow#ineffable idiots#ineffable spouses#ibispaintx#ibispaint art#good omens fan art#aziraphale#crowley/aziraphale#crowely#post s2#getting back together
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I love Dead Boy Detectives and absolutely everything about it, but I find it strange that nobody has pointed out the inconsistency with the mechanics of Charles’ bag?? Like in the Devlin House episode, Edwin explicitly states that it takes a lot of practice to learn how to use the bag, and that if he so much as sticks his hand into the bag, “it is liable to be torn off.” And yet in a later episode (The Case of the Two Dead Dragons, iirc), Charles and Edwin escape the demon from Hell by climbing into Charles’ bag. idk, not putting too much thought into it, I just found that strange
#it is a fictional tv show so tbh it makes sense for there to be certain things pertaining to magic that are left unexplained#i’m fine with that#just wanted to point it out ig#and maybe there is something that i’m missing#who knows#charles rowland#the case of the devlin house#dead boy detectives#dbda#the case of the two dead dragons#not-the-living-ghost#dead boy detective agency#dead boy detective netflix
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i love when the goy ally outrage at snw has nothing to do with bacon or anything and theyre just like SO APPARENTLY ETHANOL PECK IS NOT JEWISH IM GONNA KILL SOMEONE????? HE IS A JEWISH CODED CHARACTER AND IS SO IMPORTANT TO THE JEWISH COMMUNITYTOHAVEJEWISHACTORSPLAYJEWISJCHATRACDTHSIISBHVSGHUJ like yeah babes. zach quinto is also not jewish r u gonna call the cops. they are never gonna cast a jew to play spock ever again thats what u get when u ask for tos remakes just saying
#ethanol peck.....💖im not fixing that#i just feel like? ik im generalising but i feel like jews r not rushing mad to remake tos because spock is leonard nimoy#so the ppl putting 2024 tos on tv are gonna be the ones who dont give a fuck abt his jewishness +prolly dont even know hes jewcoded#can i be real w u it's a form of oncelerization#it's taking spock and changing almost everything that makes him him bc thats not why they like him#they just really wanna fuck a bowlcut skinny strongman with pointy ears or think the way he talks is funny like sheldon bangtheory#and they have never heard of deoncelerisation so they just go hello america allow me to introduce u to spock not my oc blade this is spock#and the offness also heavily relies on the fact tht people r averse to replicating 60s vibes in any way#no one wants to admit that its set in the 60s future and not our future#its a different thing and u will never get it right if u cant incorporate that energy back into it#you will never be the orville :/#orville is not officially recognised cus its just too true to classic paramount was like no we cant allow this vhbkbj#but fine i understand ur priorities r different make ur little swagless sheldon show ig#i WILL be watching it
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People on this webbed site make such a big deal over being Elite Media Enjoyers and Analyzers who Understand the Art Form of Television and yet. According to that poll over half of you have not even HEARD of a show that’s absolutely crucial to the development of the modern television landscape. You cannot spend any time seriously reading and learning about television - whether from an entertainment history angle or from a TV-focussed film theory angle - without encountering a mention of Oz. So like. Y’all are really telling on yourselves with that one
#yes I know there’s only 500 votes so far. I hope that ratio changes when they get more votes#but like. that’s such a huge sweep I really don’t think so#whatever. you don’t have to be intense about tv history ig#but come on. come on. if you’re going to think of yourself as a TV Expert at least do the legwork to learn about the industry#and the art form and it’s history and maybe dig a little bit into the many many film theory essays that have been written#maybe appreciate the fact that - like other disciplines - there is actual material to study if you want to think of yourself as an expert#whatever. it’s fine I’m fine it doesn’t actually matter
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my life is boring but i do have a fun fact: otters hold hands when they sleep so they don't drift apart (they sleep floating in the water)
that is the most adorable animal fact that exists 🥺🦦
I'm not sure what got into me but yesterday suddenly I started thinking that I really want to go to a zoo 🥺 it's been a while since I last went, I really want to see all the otters and the big kitties and the fluffy bears and the pretty birds and the cute monkeys and the tiny frogs and all them lil' friends 😭😭😭😭😭
but I don't have any zoos near me and anyway I wouldn't want to go alone 🥺 because going to a zoo with someone makes it less embarrassing when you start baby-talking to the animals
so I'm ready whenever for someone to hold my hand like we're otters not wanting to drift apart and take me to see our friends at the zoo pls 🐆🦌🐃🐫🦙🦘🦥🦡🦎🐢🐍🦚🐧
#okay fine it's because they showed a newborn baby sloth on tv the other night and told it was from london zoo#and then i went to london zoo's ig page and watched the same exact video of the tiny baby sloth about 100 times on loop#goddammit i want to be a sloth baby just lying on a bigger sloths tummy minding my sloth baby business 😔#also: me and anon both having boring lives 🤝#anon asks#answered asks
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i hate when i meet a character i know only through fandom yaoi everywhere and i end up actually liking him
#babbles#this is about sigma bsd he's so silly and i didnt think id like him#ig just because i assumed he'd be another fyodor-type smug baddie#cuz idk hes like commonly shipped with dazai ig and i knew hes part of the fyodor-nikolai-etc corner of characters#and i like fyodor just fine (shocking bc i dont like smug characters lol but hes cool enough) but like more of him... no#sigma though is just silly. hes fun and sad#all he knows is fine dining and breathing#also i often judge bsd's comedy i think its its weakest point and a lot of my criticisms of bsd revolve around its comedy#(ie playing things for jokes thatd be more meaningful if played seriously- repetitive jokes like w dazai- etc)#but. genuinely. the bit where he shows up on the casino tvs to tell all his guests to KILL THE BLOODHOUNDS ON SIGHT#LIKE ITS THE PURGE. AND HE WILL GIVE THEM TEN THOUSAND DOLLARS AND REMOVE ALL THEIR CASINO DEBTS.#IS LIKE TOP 3 FUNNIEST BSD MOMENTS TO ME AND IM NOT SURE IF IT WAS EVEN MEANT TO BE FUNNY BUT ITS SO FUNNY#(ikea loudspeaker) FIRST BLOOD
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FACTS
im so done with seeing articles about kids and screen time that doesnt mention parent behaviors even once. “kids are always on their phones” so are the parents! which the kids look to for how they should behave! ipad babies didn’t chose to only play on their ipads, thats what their parents gave them!
an anecdotal example: when i was a kid, all my parents would do in their minimal free time was watch tv and then they would be surprised when in my sister and i’s minimal free time we would also only watch tv/play video games. they scolded us for not reading books, but they never read books. they scolded us for not going outside but they never went outside.
“kids are always on their damn phones” my mom is in her 60s and opens up candy crush anytime she’s sitting — it isnt just the kids
#technology#mobile devices#text#screen time#parents#role models#I’m honestly worried abt the new generation#abt every time I babysit my nephews I try to play with them or take them outside cuz they’re ADDICTIVE to the tv and their parents enable#that behavior#it’s soo sad#and they behave better when off the screen also their ipads too#oof I did a typo#and like abt EVERTIME their parents run errands or go out of the house me and my sis have to babysit ‘em#like aaarrrgggh#take yo kids#liek ig it’s fine for kids to have unlimited screen time but if they can do their responsibilities and stuff like that and know to#protect themselves online#then again I’m not a parent#So ┐( ̄ヘ ̄)┌
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ohhhhh my week. my month where did it go
#i keep having these huge ups and downs#for example last friday in first period gym class i dropped my phone in a sink full of water#and i thought it was fine until i wanted to plug it in fifth period (my teacher is chill and she lets me use her plug)#and it said something like water in the charging port and i freaked out#i spent the last two periods vigorously blowing air into my charging port#and my last class (which is my favorite) my favorite teacher wasn't there and i was so done after that#i did get my phone to work though thankfully#ok now that i'm done trauma dumping i can get to the good part#my mom found an insane deal and my house got netflix!!!#there are so many tv shows aaaaa#anyone sorry for talking so much i just wanted to talk about my week#jaye's originals ig
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it feels like a lot of TV shows and books and such that feature a gay romance as the main plot, especially between two gay men, just aren't faggy enough for me to enjoy
#i personally don't enjoy reading or watching what is the equivalent of every horrible gatekeeping twitter queer#not faggy enough#too gay and not enough fag yknow what i mean#like i don't have a better way of explaining it other than these guys are gay and not fags#which is fine ig#to each their own#and those guys do exist it's just very. bland to read about#it's like you took every straight romance plot and just replaced the woman with another guy#and made them teenagers#WHY ARE SO MANY GAY ROMANCE BOOKS AND TV SHOWS ABOUT TEENAGERS
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A tiny bit off-topic maybe, but something I absolutely hate seeing is characters on TV swallowing their pills dry. I have no idea to what extent it contributes to normalizing this, but even a little is way too much. I hope as many people as possible see this post and take it to heart.
Every time I see another ibuprofen post on this site I'm like STOP
STOP
Stop.
Take that after a meal. Take it with a big glass of water. Don't take it on an empty stomach EVER. Don't take it with alcohol. You will destroy your stomach. You will end up with an ulcer. You will vomit blood. I'm not exaggerating.
Yes, you. Yes, it will happen to cute little you. With your cute little bottle of miracles. Ibuprofen really does that to your body.
Love, an adult person over 35 who can't take NSAIDs anymore
#not art#this is the main reason i hate house#and that says a lot because i hated the writing on the show#all i could think about is some poor naive soul seeing a doctor take a bouch of pills on an empty stomach and without drinking water#and thinking it's fine to do so#like I know house is supposed to come off as irresponsible and all that#but I'm sure there was somebody out there who saw such bad example on TV and it normalized it in their head#rant over ig
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Vent!!
#idk if its a normal thing or might be a trauma thing but violent outbursts really uh#hooh.#idk im usually just rlly uncomfortable watching em on tv but my brother had his first one in a while (not violent but knockin things over)#& it brings me back (not good way) to when we were younger & both unregulated and i genuinely wanted to kill him and run away#i forgot the feeling but it's back!! not even his fault but i was like a bit irrationally pissed at him before this#because he wasn't helping out around the house & i dont want to be too harsh on him bc i get it but. thats the problem we're all tired#but we all try to help out.#anywayss im campin out in tha living room got some snacks i might watch some tv. i'll make it fun stay silly as i try to do#i dont feel like crying abt much but this his somewhere specific. not even his fault but i just dont like it & it's not good.#i learned how to handle my own shit bc i watched him ig. so im kinda pissed he hasn't caught on yet#anyway. it'll be fine i just feel like shit bc he's not abusive or a trigger or anything i just can never feel 100% safe around him#& that sucks bc we're real close & i do love him i just can never let my guard down completely with him ig.#bug squeaks#horrible things 2 say about a person with anger issues but i'm sure we'll get to a point where we can actually be buddy buddy just not now
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Ooooo what about reader who is dating Charles and keeps posting thirst traps on insta in a vintage Ferrari jacket and not much else, all because she misses him
Tease. (CL)
don’t mind me, just fainting bc i love this so much. sorry this took a bit for me to get to, i hope you like it!!
pairing: charles leclerc x fem!reader
warnings: suggestive pics/comments, cussing
masterlist here -> masterlist link
^ check my list for all posts! ^
liked by: charles_leclerc, carmenmmundt, and 781,450 others
y/n.user: supporting char from monaco this weekend bc of work, but i’ll be wearing ferrari gear 24/7 ❤️
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charles_leclerc: ma chéri you’re killing me
↳ y/n.user: miss you too
f1wags: babes woke up this morning and chose to slay
y/nfp16: hello?? the first pic is going to drive charles crazy fr
user1: fav couple on the paddock
isahernaez: bonitaaaa
*liked by creator*
cl16ycs55: we all know isa took these and encouraged them
↳ y/n.user: obv
user6: i fear she ate, guys
ferrarifp4: we love a supportive gf
f1updates: update of the day: mother slays again
charles16edits: bro is gonna make that first one his wallpaper
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texts with charles:
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y/n.user: good morning☀️☕️
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f1wags: charles has to be screaming today before quali
charles_leclerc: baise chérie
y/n.user: bébé?
author: charles “fuck babe” you “babe?”
user2: charles on his phone rn before quali like 🥵📱
isahernaez: stunningggg🔥🔥🔥
*liked by creator*
cl16.cs55: WOAH ferrari wags are top tier
user5: the pictures omggggggg y/n ur killing us
landonorris: help me bleach my eyes. THE BLEACH!!! get the BLEACH😭
y/n.user: drama queen over here
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
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charles_leclerc: p2 in qualifying for singapore❤️🇸🇬 missing my girl back home. be back soon with a trophy😘
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y/n.user: just bring yourself, a trophy is fine too ig❤️
charles_leclerc: ❤️😘
user7: the text from y/n😭🥹
f1wags: THEM YOUR HONOR😭😭
scuderiaferrari: ✊
editz4chary/n: my otppp
y/nfp16: the real question is how is charles dealing with the pictures y/n is posting 🤭
formula1page3: p2 ➡️ p1
joris_trouche: bravo👏👏
*liked by creator*
paddockfits_f1wags: missing y/n in the paddock this week😔🫶
user9: the second pictures goes so hard
carlossainz55: vamossss🔥
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
liked by: charles_leclerc, maxverstappen1, and 998,145 others
y/n.user: today outfit, todays coffee mug, and todays winner❤️ (congrats on p1 baby, come home for ur present)
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danielricciardo: #aftaidtoaskwhatthepresentis
landonorris: #sex?
carlossainz55: #pancakes
charles_leclerc: #prollysex
landonorris: #ewgtfo
charles_leclerc: #noyou
f1wags: MISSED YOU ON TV, QUEEN
user3: the fit is giving
ferrariwags1655: wwwoooooaaaahhhhh🥵
isahernaez: come back to the paddock i miss you
lilymhe: stunning❤️
cl16: WOOO A CHARLES WIN ❤️🔥❤️🔥
user4: the mug is super slay girl
f1editspg: can’t wait for his next win❗️🏎️
.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.
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y/n.user: he’s home☺️❤️
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charles_leclerc: amour❤️
*liked by creator*
francisca.cgomes: cutiesss🥹 let’s get lunch soon!! you, me, pierre, and charles!
y/n.user: yesss🫶
danielricciardo: finally, we can stop seeing these thirst trap pictures only meant for charles when we open instagram🙏
charles_leclerc: why would you look at them????
danielricciardo: WHAT!??? WHY DID SHE POST THEM?
y/n.user: for charles :(
charles_leclerc: you’re making her sad now
danielricciardo: 🤦♂️
isahernaez: the shirt❤️❤️so cute!! i need one!
y/n.user: sending you the link rn!❤️
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charles instagram story:
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(reposts, comments, and likes are appreciated!^-^)
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• YOU DON'T WANT HIM TO KNOW, DO YOU?
SB 000 .F23 2024
wc 4k
pairings brother'sbestfriend!Soobin x fem!reader
warnings lot of curses, mouth to mouth passing of liquid, making out, oral sex, slight somno, degradation, protected sex, pet names, dom!soobin (idk what else did I miss)
faye's note I saw Soobin's ig post last night and the cogs and wheels of my brain started working lmao. But I wasn't able to post it immediately because of power interruption, it sucks. Tsk. Anyway, hope you enjoy this! Oh, btw, fuck Tumblr for messing it up again agh!
You had known Soobin for years now. He was your brother's best friend, the kind of guy who was always around, cracking jokes and lending a hand in whatever task you were working on. Soobin has been the most gentle person you've ever met, or so you thought.
But lately, things have shifted. You found yourself drawn to him in a way that was more than just friendship, a stirring attraction that you couldn’t seem to shake. Soobin is not that dumb to not know and knew how to connect the dots.
From the way you welcomed him even if his best friend was not around, the way you gave him water or food, the gazes he could feel you were throwing at him even if his back was turned to you, the lingering touches you were giving with simple grazes of fingers, the way you changed your hairstyle to a high ponytail, the way you kept on using thin clothes whenever he was around and the way you join them whenever they are playing because you never did these things before.
On your brother's birthday, the three of you had been hanging out in your brother's house. Laughter echoed through the rooms, and the smell of barbecue wafted from the backyard where your brother was busy grilling. The moment felt all too ordinary, yet sparkles of tension crackled between Soobin and you when you found yourselves alone in the living room, the rest of the world felt like it was fading away.
The air thickened with unspoken words as you sat close, the TV flickering in front of you. Soobin was just as aware of the shift, glancing at you from the corner of his eye, his usual carefree demeanor replaced with something more serious.
Your heart raced as your knees brushed against each other, a simple contact that sent electricity coursing through you.“Do you think he’ll be done soon?” you asked, trying to lighten the moment as you rocked yourself back and forth, but your voice trembled slightly.“Who, your brother? He loves taking his time,” Soobin replied with a smirk, but his gaze lingered on your lips for a moment too long.
"I'm done grilling, let's start drinking!" your brother announced as he marched with the container of barbeque in his hand.
The night passed with your brother's blabbering and boasting about things, like how he managed to raise you alone even when it's just the two of you, how he takes care of you and he doesn't want you to be taken by a man who didn't treat you with respect. You throw a few more glances at Soobin who's just sitting across you, and you can tell he's staring at you as well with the simple grins he shows whenever your eyes meet.
Your brother is most likely the kind of guy who can't handle his liquor, Soobin does handle his oddly fine, enough to stay conscious and aware of his surroundings. Aside from the bit of redness on his cheek and ears, you couldn't tell he was tipsy.
"He's out." You muttered as you stared at your brother snoring with his cheek pressed on the table, causing Soobin to snort as he poured the remaining alcohol into his glass. It's almost two in the morning.
"Can you carry him to the couch? I'll grab his blanket and pillows," you said dusting your shorts from anything you have sat on. Soobin just simply nodded.
"Stop staring, you'll end up making a cave in my head." You can feel how he's watching you behind your back as you are tucking your brother to sleep. Giving him pillows for him to sleep comfortably at least.
"Y/n," Soobin called the moment you're done. You replied with a simple "Hmm?" as you started to pick up the bottles, glasses, and plates cluttered around the table.
You turned your head to him when you did not hear him answer. He's sitting on one of the couches across the one you're brother was sleeping on, your eyes meet, the ends of his lips curving up.
"Have you tried drinking?" he asked, swirling the liquor in the glass he was holding. "I haven't. I wanna try though, I'm already beyond my legal age. But this asshole brother of mine does not want me to do so." You pouted as you jokingly raised the bottle you were holding to hit your sleeping brother.
"Your brother does seem to care for you so much." He grins once again, sipping on the alcohol.
"Why, of course. I'm his only family." You say as you sit at the armrest of the couch where your brother sleeps.
"Say, have you broken any of his rules?" he asked, running his hand through his hair. You nodded, causing his plump lips to stretch a bit.
You looked at your sleeping brother, "He used to tell me not to go out at night, but well, sometimes I sneak out, to be with my friends." You chuckled as you bit your lip. "Please don't tell him." You looked back at Soobin again. "Anything else?" He tilted his head to the side, still staring at you. "I...I was told not to be too close or friendly to other guys. He also told me not to like any of his friends because they're total assholes." Your voice slowly becomes faint as you fidget with your fingers.
The clink of glass he picked up on the table made you realize you were straight-out confessing, to one of his friends. You snapped back to him, "I-i mean..." You were out of words as you stared at his mused expression. Scared that he might tell your brother. You're screwed.
"Come here," he motions you to come in front of him. "You don't want me to tell this to him, is that right?" You nodded, embarrassed at what you've said and done. "Only if you do me one thing." He leaned back to the couch he was sitting on, his hand once again running through his hair. "That is...?"
"That is if you break one more damn rule of your brother. For me." He smiled at you, purposely pausing, emphasizing the last two words."I... I'll do it." He feels you're desperate as he watches you ball your fist while he can hear your thumping heart in the dead of night.
"Sit here." He tapped the space beside him as he picked up his glass of alcohol once again, his face painted with pure amusement. Just like being bewitched, you obeyed, sitting beside him.
He places his hand on the space behind you, "Pft, you're so tensed," he snickers. "One more rule, yeah?" He inquired, bringing his face closer to yours. "One..one more. Just one only..." You confirmed voice barely above a whisper.
He sipped on his glass as he held and tilted your face towards his. You breathed, gripping the couch to steady yourself. In an uncharacteristically bold move, Soobin closed the gap between you. You were too stunned to push him away. Hell, you liked it too much you couldn't push him away. He brushed his thumb on your lower lips before pressing his lips on yours, slowly letting the liquid flow out from his mouth to yours. That was it—the final push you needed. Maybe it was the fear you felt that he might tell your brother about your secrets or him being the reason you're breaking the rule, but at that moment, you wanted to break every unspoken rule. You parted your lips, you loved the taste, either his lips or the liquor, you don't know anymore. You place your hand on his chest ultimately clutching on his button-up shirt. His lips danced skillfully on yours, the liquid escaping, dripping to your chin.
He pulled away for a bit to look at you. Only to see you drooling as you look up at him with your hands tightly clutched on his button-up. "More... Please." his smile widened at you begging. "Greedy little girl, aren't you?" You lean unto his hand that is gently caressing your cheek. "Please.." you begged once more. He chugged the remaining liquor in his glass as he held your nape, crashing his lips on yours a little bit harder than last time, his other hand flew up your neck, feeling how you slowly gulped on the liquor mixed with his spit, he gently squeezed your neck, emitting a soft gasp from you as you sightly opened your mouth. He wasted no time shoving his tongue into your throat, practically making the dirtiest and nastiest kiss you've ever experienced.
You rubbed your thighs when he gently pulled at your hair, he's rough yet gentle. He's aggressive but careful. How ironic. You know this is wrong. You're kissing-- no you are making out with one of your brother's best friends, who was sleeping in front of you.
"You like this, don't you?" He taunted as he pulled your hair once more. It takes everything in you to not scream out in pleasure. His lips captured yours once more in a fervent kiss that ignited a wildfire within you. You melted into him, the taste of anticipation on your tongue, the weight of what you were doing fueling the heat of the moment. The kiss deepened, and you felt yourself surrender to what was happening. You pressed your body closer to his, your connection growing more urgent. It was reckless, forbidden—everything that made your heart race. You knew the stakes: if your brother found out, you're done. Yet, that thrill, that desire to break one of your brother's rules, is pulling you closer to Soobin.
He pulled you by your hair once again, a string of saliva hanging on both of your lips, you're panting as you snap your head towards your brother. Thankfully, he's still sound asleep. You looked back at Soobin, plump lips red from the pressure and heat of the kiss. He licked his lips, "Such a good girl for me," he chuckled, his hand still on your nape. "Now, come here, we're not done yet." He stood up and grabbed you by your wrist marching towards your bedroom, turning off the light in the living room in the process. Hearts pounding, adrenaline coursing through your veins as he locked the door behind.
The moment you two stepped inside your room, your mind immediately processed what would happen. You are in your room with a boy, Soobin. Your brother's best friend. Whom you recently grew interested in. You even made out in the living room with him. He even made sure your door was locked. What makes you think this won't reach the most intimate part? There’s no doubt about it—something significant was bound to happen. Why wouldn't it? Soobin is experienced. You've heard him and your brother talk about it multiple times. How they shared the same girl, how he ended up with a one-night stand with the girl from the bar, how he made his enemy's girlfriend sneak out with him, and many more nasty things they've done.
"Climb up the bed, pumpkin." He's ordering you around again, yet you are following him without restraint. He unbuttoned his shirt as he was staring down at you sitting tensely on the bed, with your hands in between your folded thighs. You were staring up at him, eyes blown, maybe you just can't handle the shots of liquor, or maybe you're eyes were just filled with lust. He scoffed, running his hand through his hair for the nth time today. He climbed up the bed, the black piece of cloth he was wearing long discarded.
With his back pressed on the headboard, he motioned you to move closer to him. "C'mere pumpkin. I won't tell, any of your little secrets to your brother~" his voice clearly mocking you with a sing-song tone. "Can't afford to let you get screwed, anyway." You were sitting between his legs. You can't decline to anything he wants. Aside from you being scared of your brother, deep inside you, you also wanted this. You also want to break the rules just to be with Soobin.
Your eyes ran through his long legs, his dress pants comfortably hugging the lean muscles of his legs. "Your hands are pretty, you're actually creative," he was probably referring to the artworks you've been doing, "I wonder what else these pretty hands can do." He unzipped his pants as he grabbed one of your hands, placing it on his aching bulge. He rubbed himself with your hand, humming at the sensation. His other hand flew to your lips, rubbing your lower lip as he stared at your eyes filled with need. "Soft lips that give tender and sloppy kiss," he muttered, "What else can you kiss better, pumpkin, hm?" He pressed his thumb on your lip.
You scoot closer, moving your hand on its own accord as he lets go of your hand, eyes still looking at him with unfulfilled pleasure. He pushed your head down towards his bulge, "Why not try going down on me, let's see what you can do." You carefully stroke him once more within the confinement of his boxers. "Fuck. Your hands are quite good." He moaned as he gripped your wrist. You pulled his boxers to expose his girthy length. You're not bewitched, you want him. He stroke his exposed cock as he pushed you down a little bit more, making you almost kiss the base of his cock.
Your tongue prodded out, licking the base of his cock as both of your hands were holding to his legs to keep yourself steady. "Shit!" His cock pulsated as he flinched, he was unprepared. He chuckled at your quirks. "Start. Your secrets depend here." He taunted.
Your dainty fingers wrapped around his cock got him reeling. You licked the tip of his cock, it's red and it feels burning. You slowly took him in your mouth as he puffed out muffled moans and grunts. He crossed his arms behind his head, " Wondering how your brother will react if he finds out that this precious little sister of his is doing something very very naughty behind his back." You took him whole in your mouth, gag reflex kicking in. "Fuck angel, you'll be the death of me." He huffed as he tightly closed his eyes. He's restraining himself to hold you, keeping his arms behind his head.
You continuously bobbed your head with your tongue occasionally wrapping around his cock. "You're quite skilled. Have you ever done this? You don't look and act innocent at all." His grin grew wider at the thought. You pulled away, shaking your head.
"N-never... But I f-fantasize over you." You admitted. The smug look on his face becomes heavier as he lets out a mocking laugh. "Look at you acting innocent and all. Yet you have a dirty little mind." The shit-eating grin on his face looks devilish. "My little slut." You tweaked at his words. Embarrassed at where you have put yourself into. "Now don't be shy and show me who you really are, kitten." The pet names he's been calling you, you can't react to it other than getting wet. You wanted to be degraded by him. You've wanted this for so long.
You continued giving him head, " shit, you are so dirty," his light laughs makes your heart flutter, and his degrading words make your pussy clench. He started thrusting carefully in your mouth when you started moaning, the vibrations giving him extra sensation. He holds your head to stay still as he started fucking your mouth, you could tell he does not care about hurting you but his thrust was controlled, holding you as if you'll break easily, just letting the tip of his cock kiss your precious throat. "Delicious. Fucking. Mouth." He grunts at every thrust. He stilled, your mouth overflowing with his white sticky cum.
He gently pulled you on his lap, "Did you just swallow it?" He asked, his stares at you were intense. You simply nodded "I did, am I good?" You were seeking validation amidst the forbidden thing you two have done. A playful smile shined on his face, "More than good, angel." He gently lays you on his chest, and you could feel his heart thumping as if it were about to burst out of his chest.
"Rest for a while, I'll wake you up before I leave." He said as his long fingers combed your smooth hair, he hugged you tight, pulling your blanket to cover the both of you.
He was in awe, how can you possibly sleep when it's still dangerous around you? He lays you on your bed, registering in his mind how you look. His hand travels around your body, lightly squeezing your neck as you gasp in your sleep. He pushed your shirt above your chest, scoffing at the sight, did you purposely not wear a bra the whole night he was here? He lightly pinches your nipple, rolling his fingers on it, making you squirm. His eyes traveled from your chest to your waist as he hovered above you.
His warm hands enveloped your tiny waist, smiling at how it first perfectly on his huge hand. His hands moved down, gently tugging your shorts off you. "What a little mess we have here." He mumbled, staring at how your panties stuck at your cunt. The baby blue piece of cloth was drenched with your slick. He moves it sideways, prodding his middle finger in your wet pussy. He touched you achingly slow, causing his cock to twitch inside his pants.
His hot tongue finally comes in contact with your cunt. He knows that you'll wake up anytime. "Wake up, pumpkin," he mumbles while lapping on your pussy. You grunt and squirm, feeling the uncomfortably extra wetness in your cunt. Your eyes fluttered open at Soobin eating you out. Your hands immediately clutched your mouth to refrain from being noisy. His tall nose kept on touching your clit, making it more sensitive. You clutched his blond locks, pulling him closer to your cunt as you chase your high.
"I-i'm gonna cum," you whispered, voice muffled as you were almost biting your hand. His two fingers entered you freely, pressing inside, finding your sweet spot. "Let me have a taste of you, kitten," he kept on lapping and pushing his fingers in and out of you, making you shudder and grip his hair tighter as you came on his tongue. Soobin gently sucked on your clit emitting soft whimpers from you.
He hovers above you once again, his veiny hands propped on both sides, his chest rising and falling, toned abs clenching. He pulled his wallet from his back pocket, bringing out a condom packet. He wraps his cock in one swift motion, as he prepares at your entrance. He penetrates slowly, grunting at how tight you feel on him, he covers your mouth, "Don't you make a noise-fuck, I'm warning you pumpkin." He stilled inside as you gasped for air, "Stay still, I won't move for a while," he muttered as he kissed your forehead.
The once dark and dead night is almost gone. The bluish color of the sky makes the surroundings a little bit easier to see. You two came to your senses when you heard a knock, then the rattling sound of the door knob. "Fuck!" You shout-whispered, pushing Soobin off of you. He pulled out, both of you immediately wincing at the pain.
"Y/n?" Your brother called you, you panicked as you stood against the door instead of lying down on your bed. "What the hell are you doing there?" Soobin's furrowed as he whispered enough for you to hear.
"Have you seen Soobin?" Your brother asked, you were about to answer when Soobin pinned you on the door.
"Hey, is everything fine? I heard a noise." The rattling sound of your doorknob can be heard once again.
You faked a yawn, "I-i'm good! I just fell from bed! Ouch!" You made your voice as sleepy and hurt as possible but ends up shaky. "You sure? Should I come in?" He asked. "No! No need! I'm fine! I'm good!" You panicked.
"W-what were you asking again?"
"I said if you saw Soobin? Or did he talk to you before leaving or something?"
You gasped when you felt something penetrate you once again.
"Fucking tight, pumpkin." Soobin was gripping your waist, penetrating you from behind. He covered your mouth.
"Y/n?" Your brother knocks again.
Your legs were wobbly, about to give up. "Answer him. But be careful, you don't want him to know, do you?" The grin of mockery is once again plastered on his face. He started thrusting in you. "Shit, what a dirty doll. Likes being taken from the back." He pinned you more on the door, no longer muffling your mouth, making you whine and whimper, you clenched on his cock.
"What the fuck? Are you turned on? Oh fuck, you're really dirty." Soobin whispered in your ear.
"Hey, y/n, if you don't answer I'm gonna break this door open." Your brother's voice is irritated.
"Answer him, doll." Soobin taunted.
"I... I did not see h-him.. mmhhh.. maybe..maybe he had gone h-home." Your voice ends up whiny. "Please s-stop banging the door, i-i'm... I'm gonna sleep some m-more.." you tried your best to answer your brother. Soobin smirked.
"Maybe he did go home, his things are in no sight. Well then, I'll just call him later, rest more, I'll go to my room my head is spinning." You heard the footsteps gone faint. That's when Soobin started thrusting a bit harder on you.
You clawed the door, face pressed on the cold wood. Taking every thrust he's giving you.
"Shit, such a dirty slut." Soobin has been gripping your waist for too long, that you're sure it will leave marks later on. You clenched at his words once again. He scoffed, "Wow, you really love being degraded?" His hand wrapped around your neck, squeezing it a little to restrain your lungs from acquiring oxygen. It makes you dizzy. Yet you love it. It makes you dizzy but you want him to cum inside you. It makes you dizzy but you crave for more.
"Good for nothing, cocksleeve." He keeps on pounding into you, bending you on the table near your door. You can't help but clench at his every word as he laughs lowly, enjoying what you two are sharing.
Your knees grew weaker. "Cum on my cock, I know you want it." He taunted. It was your last straw, "S-soobin.." you covered your mouth as you come undone, squirting all over his cock.
He bent down to your ear, licking your earlobe as he kept on pounding chasing his high once more. "Dirty. Fucking dirty. Fantasizing over her brother's best friend. Getting fucked and squirting on their cock." You wanted to cry at his words but it turns you on so much. He pulled out of you, discarding the condom and pumped his cock as he cums on your back.
He turned you around and kissed you, carrying you to the bed as he carefully laid you down. He picked up his discarded button-up shirt and wore it again.
"P-please don't tell him..." You tug at his shirt while he's buttoning it up.
"Your secrets are safe, my pretty slut." He saw how you melt at his words, he heard how you whine at his words. He pulled you for a kiss, a deep and passionate kiss. He removed something on his wrist and kissed your hand. His silver bracelet is now tied to yours, the cold metal kissing your skin makes you remember the heated moment you and Soobin shared.
You watch him peek outside your room as he steps out, tiptoeing to the front door.
@binniesbooks 2024
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Mitch McConnell inexplicably freezes during press conference, is quickly escorted away.
Time for the nursing home!
#like do yall see this?#this man is dead#like hes dead dead#mans had a stroke on live tv and kept on working#came back out and said im fine#great job buddy keep working i hope npr gets to show me a tiktok of you dying the next time i open ig
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Fortnite Battles
Pairing: Paige Bueckers x reader
Genre: Short one shot fluff
Summary: Paige wins a heated Fortnite match against KK; loosely based on an old live
Paige was currently locked in a heated Fortnite one v one with KK, hands absolutely gripping the controller.
You watch with amusement as her eyebrows narrow with concentration, hunched over on the edge of her bed.
"Bro's locked in-" You comment, right before Paige jumps up and screams.
"YEAHHHHHHHH IM LIKE THAT! YEPPPPPP"
Paige puts down her controller with a yell and throws her hands in the air. From across the hall you hear KK groan with defeat.
Paige turns to you, her cheeks flushed with happiness, eyes wide with excitement.
"Did you see that babe?!? I fucking won that so easily-"
You laugh at her, and even more so when she scoops you half off the bed to give you a passionate kiss before doing a victory walk over to KK's room. You hear her yell as she walks in-
"I'M REALLY LIKE THAT BRO! I'M REALLY LIKE THATTTT!"
You follow her down the hall, trailing behind her in her lil pink pajama bottoms and giggle at KK's face when she sees Paige.
"TAKE A PICTURE OF MEEE.. I gotta remember this moment ma" Paige says to you, her eyes alight with excitement, and you laugh at her when she throws up a peace sign in front of the TV.
KK's on live, also laughing at Paige, who is now busy taking photos of the TV to post about her win on her private IG story.
"Yo this is getting too easy KK" Paige gloats proudly, and KK just rolls her eyes.
From your position on KK's bed you grin at your girlfriend's goofiness, it's so like her.
Paige crawls onto the bed, wanting to flex her victory to you. KK angles the camera away, and you stop paying attention to the live.
"I'm the world's best Fortnite player right babe??"
You only laugh as you hold your arms open for her to come cuddle, eyes soft as she settled onto your chest. Somehow Paige had the ability to look fine as fuck all the time, even at ungodly hours of the night.
You reply, voice filled with affection,
"Yes babe, you're the best"
Paige's next words are slightly muffled as she speaks into your neck, arms around your waist.
"Man it's hard being the best hooper AND the best Fortnite player in the room-"
KK chucks a nearby pillow at Paige and Paige lifts her head to stick her tongue out at her, grinning as it bounces off her back onto the floor.
You just smile to yourself, one hand rubbing Paige's back as you comb her hair with the other.
You wouldn't trade these little moments for anything.
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Author's Note: I know this is pretty short, but I wanted to write something that captured Paige's goofy side, she's so unserious I love her sm.
Link to the live this was inspired by: here
#paige bueckers#paige bueckers x reader#uconn huskies#uconn#uconn wbb#uconn women’s basketball#fanfic#Spotify#paige bueckers fic
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