#turns out i do have opinions even tho i don't voice them that often in the grand scheme of things oops

[ziskandra]

*cackles* 7, 10, 11, 13, and 24

7. what character did you begin to hate not because of canon but because how how the fandom acts about them? hate is probably too strong a word but i've developed a knee-jerk reaction to fellow anders fans over the years because of the subset that truly seem to think he can do no wrong and that all of his actions were entirely justified and had no negative consequences for anybody in kirkwall other than the templars. on one hand, i kinda get it, because i know anders fans have also gotten a lot of flack because... this fandom is incapable of being normal. on the other, i have a knee-jerk reaction towards anyone who assumes everyone plays these sort of games the exact same way as them (or indeed, the same way each time). i totally respect people doing whatever they want in their games and in their fanworks, but it's when it comes out in harassment of others or making bad faith assumptions about the character of actual living human beings that i'm like. no thank you. obviously there are fans of other characters who also engage in this behaviour, anders is just the one where my negative fandom experiences outweigh the positive ones, personally.

oh also, while i'm being salty (the name of the game i SUPPOSE), i fucking love f!handers but m!handers leaves me cold (especially in canon-verse fic, i don't mind it as much in like, modern AUs and the like?) idk i feel like them being the same gender changes their dynamic in a way i can't articulate--probably that hawke being female shifts the power dynamics a bit and. yeah. 10. worst part of fanon

again, 'worst' is probably a harsh word, but when it comes to pervasive fanon that i personally just don't like, it has to be visibly mixed-race alistair. i don't mind it as much when his ears have like, a subtle point to them or whatever, but speaking personally as someone who is visibly mixed, to the point that i have fielded complete strangers asking "what are you" on regular occasions, alistair's narrative would be. quite different if he wasn't human-passing. and while i get that some mixed-race people find solace in making their blorbos more representative of who they are and their identities not causing any issues, it leaves me cold. and again, i don't care what other people do, but it's when some people act like fellow fans who dare depict alistair as he appears in canon are being racist or what have you that i get annoyed. like, yeah, dragon age fandom does have problems with race, but like... this is imo not one of them, and it detracts from like. bringing awareness to actual issues. yeah yeah people can care about multiple things at once, but by the same token, people can only care about so many things at once, yknow? also this fandom in particular has a real problem with treating poc like we're all a monolith, and that includes both white people and poc. i find it especially frustrating that the dominant discourse centers north american race politics the most, but god forbid anyone try to address that directly .... but that's a rant for another time lmao. 11. number of fandom-related words you've filtered i have about 16 fandoms i'm not in filtered mostly bc they just turn up on my dash a lot, and a handful of characters/ships filtered for fandoms i am in! the one that has been consistently filtered the longest is reyes vidal. 13. worst blorbofication

oooh, this one i think is a toss up between alistair and varric. as someone who loves both these characters more for their flaws rather than their virtues, fandom can be. a difficult time! alistair often gets reduced to this...perfect prince charming, which i think is kind of disappointing considering there is so many different ways for his story to develop depending on the the outcomes of origins? varric, otoh, gets reduced to hawke's bestie a lot. and look. i get it. he is hawke's bestie. he is. very uncritical of hawke, which is not as much of a problem if hawke's a good person but. what if they're not? what if they're not, varric. god, what i would give for like. a fucking complicated characterisation-rich fic which explored like. hawke and varric's friendship and how they're like. codependent messes. (and i say this as someone who loves codependent messes lol). and i guess like.... everyone treats varric being viscount as a meme. and yeah, i get it, the dude is everything everywhere all at once. but i'd really love to see more content focused on like... his relationship with kirkwall, and his feelings regarding his friends and becoming viscount and yeah. anyway!! being a blorbo of mine is the worst because i enjoy pain and suffering. anyway, 24. topic that brings up the most rancid discourse

mage rights and also the chantry boom. i don't think i even have to elaborate on this do it 😭 🔥 choose violence ask game 🔥

[ryker-writes]

TWST characters as ✨best friends✨ (Diasomnia Edition)

What would it be like being friends with them? Come and find out! I offer my thoughts on what they would be like so I'm sorry if some of the characters are a little Ooc. Some characters I don't know as well but I'll certainly try!

Malleus:

he's so happy

he treasures you a lot

sure he has Lilia, Silver, and Sebek but it's different because they have to stay close to him to protect him

if you're upset, he's upset

will do literally anything to make you happy all you have to do is ask

and I do mean anything

he's great for fixing any problem you have

most of his solutions involve magic

if someone's bothering you, oooo they will regret it

as soon as you tell him there is thunder immediately

how dare someone bother his best friend

he won't be violent with them but at most he will threaten them

trust me, that's enough to scare them off

he's also a great person to study with

especially for magic classes and magical history

Malleus will love to talk to you about gargoyles too so please listen

he will be so happy if you actually pay attention

also please bring him along to events even if they're small

he won't voice it but he will be upset if you don't

Lilia is happy that Malleus has a good friend

Sebek has mixed feelings about you tho

like on one hand you're acting so casual and disregarding how powerful Malleus is but you make Malleus happy and Malleus will be upset if Sebek yells at you

Lilia:

he loves to mess with you

Lilia will often hang upside down and randomly appear around you to try and scare you

if you don't scare easily, that only makes him more determined

and if you do scare easily, he will do it more often

there's no getting out of it

very good at solving all your problems

he has a lot of life experience so he's great at giving advice on what to do in any situation

and if someone is bothering you he can talk to them

his talk with them will start off friendly enough but if they don't cooperate he will start threatening them

he's a great person to talk to about anything

he has vast knowledge about many things so he most likely will know about anything you talk to him about

prepare to be teased a lot

and he will try to make you food often

so......good luck

Silver:

probably the calmest friend out of everyone

don't get me wrong, if someone is bothering you or if you have a problem he will take it seriously

he will step in to help you whenever you need him

wouldn't really get hostile unless your safety was at risk

you can talk to him about anything and he will try to listen

please don't be upset with him if he falls asleep while you're talking

he really tries to listen especially if it's something important

but he does pay attention to the parts he catches before he falls asleep and will ask if you still want to continue the conversation when he's awake

Silver falls asleep in inconvenient places sometimes so please help him

just move him so he's not in people's way and maybe try to wake him up

you may also want to help him with whatever he was doing before he fell asleep

you get to see so many small animals around him

the birds and squirrels may start accepting you too

Lilia is happy his son has a friend like you

and so Lilia will try to make you food

Silver will eat the food so you don't have to

Sebek:

I really hope you aren't sensitive to loud noises

he's loud, but a good friend

I mean if someone is bothering you he will obviously confront them

they will be very confused when Sebek comes at them yelling and they don't understand what he's saying but it will somehow work

if you're having a problem he will do his best to help you find a solution

and if he can't think of anything he'll turn to Lilia for advice

Lilia will give good advice but if Sebek doesn't clarify that it's serious and not his problem, Lilia may give him misleading advice to prank him

but if that happens then you get a hilarious distraction from your problem

be aware that if you ask for his opinion on something he will give it to you honestly and directly

he will talk for hours about Malleus if you let him

and he would be really happy if you do

you will know a lot about Malleus even if you haven't met him

and if you do meet Malleus, Sebek will hold you to the same expectations as everyone

but if you pay really close attention, you can tell he's not yelling at you as much as he would others

[ihopesocomic]

My Pride is weird bc the gore for shock value is really the only thing "adult" about it. As far as plot and characters and themes it fits right in with YA xenofiction - yes, even "mature themes" like abuse and oppression are often covered in children's media like Wings of Fire and AtLA, that's not exclusive to adults. I feel like MP was actually intended for the same type of audience, but they added the unserious bobblehead disclaimers at the last minute bc they realized angry parents might come after them if their kids watched a Lion King-style YouTube video that turned out to be super violent and bloody.

Its really hard to tell who the audience for MP was outside of "people who were already fans of Tribble's warrior cat/cotw content". Can't be for children, cuz there's warnings (well "warnings" in the form of cute widdle bobbleheads with little fun quips from the characters)

Like is this for teens? I mean I know teens like a lot of crappy stuff (not me tho, I've always had impeccable taste /sarcasm)

Is this for adults? Cuz the messaging and writing is almost unfathomably immature. The messaging was so bad, people still don't understand what's so "problematic" about it. They think RJ and I are just mad because ableism and homophobia is in it. Like why do we have to keep explaining things to people. If people used their brains, or consumed literally anything else, they'd arrive to the conclusion themselves. After all a ton of the opinions we expressed in our video were already expressed by lots of other people beforehand and they didn't need us to tell them what to think lol

Even the violence was immature, which I can say because I love me some creative violence in my movies/shows. There's science behind violence, so you'd think a show that prides itself as being a "more mature Lion King" and believing itself to have a more realistic portrayal of lions, it would have realistic violence, but nope.

The violence in this show is sometimes hilariously censored, like for some reason Barkmane's body was completely blurred out when they had no qualms about showing Starmane and Quickmane's body, their injuries were not even indicative to anything based in reality

Karabi's throat was slashed open and her voice actor was just groaning (not the voice actor's fault, this is the fault of the director) and I dunno, I feel like I've seen enough slasher films to know a convincing dying noise when I hear one, but I don't expect people working for me to know what that sounds like so as a director it would be my responsibility to... you know... direct.

And Sharptongue's death, like I still don't know what was supposed to even be wrong with her. She just started having a coughing fit and died off-screen.

AND YET MP somehow manages to be really fucked up in its mediocrity?? Because it just shrugs off child death like the characters do. And Tangle's death was used for a joke.

It's not like resources aren't out there, people have been posting videos of lions killing each other on youtube for years lol

"Adult shows" that are easily outshined by kids shows in maturity are fascinating to me, and they're more commonplace and I don't know why. At least two other "adult shows" have so little respect for the intelligence of their audience that they put in a shit ton of information that adults get mad when they have to think about things. And/or they are so embarrassingly safe it's almost like they're made specifically to cater to kids.

I mean the fuckin Lion King straight-to-video sequel had an effective abusive family dynamic, so what's the excuse here exactly. (I mean I know the answer, it's because Tribble pulled heavily from Warrior Cats and didn't improve upon it.) - Cat

[luvieluviedovie]

nsfw alphabet for lee sa-ra? <33

SARA NSFW ALPHABET.

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

she doesn't really like aftercare, at all. you're the one who needs to take care of her after all, but she doesn't really mind if you don't. but what you'll do is convince her to take a shower with you and she'll probably sleep in the bathtub a little bit until you wake her up, after cleaning her, you take her to bed and just let her sleep, admiring her beauty.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

her favorite body part: her stomach. mostly because it's a very sensitive part of hers. she loves when you kiss her stomach.

her favorite body part in you: your hands. loves to lick your fingers full of her cum and loves how you give her so much pleasure.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

loves your cum, but is not he type to play with it or something, if you get what i mean.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

likes pet play. absolutely LOVES being called a puppy and crawling on all fours to you.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

likes to say that she's experienced but is actually a pillow princess. all the experience she has, goes away when she's having sex.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

69, she loves that you both can have pleasure at the same time. being licked by you and hearing your moans at the same time? omg, she loves it

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

kinda goofy tbh, will giggle while in between your legs and will laugh when you two are kissing. not because she actually finds it funny, but because she's too high to think properly.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

very well groomed, but will shave if you ask her too. not much to put in here.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

not very romantic, she may mutter an "i love you" during it but isn't that romantic. it comes out of her lips accidentally and she'll take a while to say it again.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

masturbates often. when you're not around, she needs to relieve herself somehow. probably video calls you to show what she's doing with herself.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

noncon, roleplay and pet play are her favorites for sure.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

anywhere. she doesn't care if it's in a public bathroom with the door unlocked or if it's in your guys bed.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

anything you do, to be honest. she looks like a puppy in heat sometimes... but when you use a harsh voice or show your dominant side (it doesn't has to be sexual) it turns her on A LOT.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

i feel like threesome maybe? since she's very possessive of you and wouldn't want to share you with anyone else.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

both, but prefers receiving. but even tho she's a pillow princess, if you command her, she'll eat you out all the time.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

fast and rough. since she gets VERY turned on, she doesn't have the patience to be slow or to take things slowly.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

LOVES QUICKIES, even tho she would prefer going on for hours and hours she won't deny a quickie with you. loves doing it in public spaces too.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

very risk if she's high. loves experimenting new things but if she doesn't like it she'll go on for hours about how bad it was.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

doesn't have much stamina, 2 rounds max, but would love if it was more.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

owns toys but prefers if you use them on her. doesn't uses them alone cuz she doesn't know exactly how to manage them and needs guidance

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

loves teasing but hates if you tease her back. i can see her in public teasing you with her feet under the table pushing up against your cunt while licking her lips, but she doesn't expect you to do the same for her... gets shocked and stops caressing you at the same instant, begging you after some minutes to fuck her.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

loud, and when i say loud it's like... A LOT. this girl won't mind if you two are fucking in public, she'll be as loud as she can and doesn't care.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

loves wearing puppy ears 🤭🥺

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

skinny asf (mostly because of coke) but well built.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

very high, you can accidentally brush your hand on her back and she'll be horny at the same moment.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

faster than you. you normally have to clean her up and convince her to take a shower with you before falling asleep.

[nogenderbee]

♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ˚ ℚ𝕦𝕚𝕔𝕜 𝕓𝕖𝕒𝕥 ₊˚ˑ༄

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ anon request: hii! i'm so happy u opened ur requests again but always remember to take a break if u need to!

if it's ok, may i request for a honami, minor and airi with a rapper! reader? i think it would be so cute to see an idol/band member together with a rapper, haha couple goals

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ Hello! Yeah absolutely!! Gosh I'm so happy girlies finally get some love! Even tho I'm still kot sure if I got them all right... Anyway, I really hope you'll like it!

Why did Airi turned out the best-?

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Affiliation with @virtualbookstore

✧ band member and rapper actually don't sit that far... Honami just sings a bit more often than you but your music types aren't that different

✧ you sing it quick songs and wo does she! Not ALWAYS but pretty often

✧ she probably never tried forcing wpoint but her voice is so soothing, I doubt it'd fit rap music

✧ but it doesn't mean she doesn't like it! It really depends of the song but there are some which she can listen, most being by you!

✧ when it comes to your songs, it doesn't even matter as long as she can hear your voice, you coule be screaming alongside hard metal music and she'd still listen to it just because of your voice

✧ she finds it comforting to listen to on headphones when you're away but she most likely wouldn't play it on speakers or when she's sharing a headphone with someone else than L/n

✧ overall, she's great supporter of yours and most likely has a playlist meant for your songs alone, as well as many photos on Instagram with "listening to Y/N's song now <3" to give you small promotion, especially if you're smaller creator than her or Leo/need

"I-I just... I just liked the song! And playlist... I just... I like your music is all..."

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@bleachtheidiot @prsk-krow @bad-the-an-enjoyer @miya-akane - come get your apple pie lover~

✧ Minori definitely discovered some new music thanks to relationship with you

✧ of course she knew what rap music is and all but she always just prefered idol songs or so

✧ but when you show her how rap music can be good too and isn't just reciting random words, she actually took a like of it!

✧ it's certainly kinda hard to match her taste there but if you manage to find something slower, I think she may even add it to her playlist!

✧ as for your songs... maybe she's not as big fun as she is for Haruka, but the amount of merch she has is almost the same...

✧ maybe she doesn't have your playlist on loop because it's still not her ideal music genre but she won't mind having SOME songs pass by when she's just playing her favorites playlist

✧ in short, she's still not a fan of rap music but she is your fan!

✧ your music tastes don't really get along but she doesn't mind random rap that you play when she's around and you don't mind songs she play

"Well it's... some are really nice! But some aren't my style... I'm so sorry!! I just can't compare it to Haruka's solos!"

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@bleachtheidiot @yulikesminori - come get your Haruka lover!

✧ Airi most likely isn't new to this genre, she was a tomboy, she definitely used to listen to rap music

✧ you know those kids who wander around streets with rap on speaker? She was in that group

✧ she actually likes rap music and is pretty open minded about all music so when she discovers you make rap, her childhood memories are back

✧ wanna do karaoke? Record something with her? She's down! It doesn't even need to be posted, she's happy to have fun

✧ you definitely exchange some songs even if her playlist is way shorter than yours

✧ because of her experience, you can count on her honest opinion whenever you show her your newest song or scratch for it

✧ she won't promote you since she knows it's nice to get up by yourself but if you ask her, she'll be happy to mention your song on her socials or to do a little collab with you

"Oh so you sit in rap! That's so cool. C'mon, show me your playlist like you promised. I need to have a look if you got some actually good artists there!"

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@bleachtheidiot - come get your tsundere idol!

[princeescaluswords]

I have been following you for a while because you have verbalized very eloquently some of the things I felt were wrong with the Fandom without really being able to put my finger on it.

I especially like your criticism of Peter.

Which brought up a question that I have been wondering for a bit.

In season 5 Lydia could free Mason from the beast because of her banshee powers. Which made sense with the lore. But recently I was reminded of the final of season 2. Where Lydia was able to bring Jackson back to (semi-) human so he could be killed and ascend to werewolfness.

Now the reason that is stated in the show was that they are in true love. Which is never again brought up and even later refuted in a conversation between Lydia and Allison (were Lydia says she has never felt anything like Allison).

But if I remember correctly then it was Peter that said that Lydia could do it through love (might be rembering wrong tho).

Now my question is, do you believe that it could have been a part of Lydia's banshee powers manifesting that brought Jackson back? If yes, do you believe that Peter knew that this was what was happening?

Because that would be huge. Especially in terms of his stans always claiming he is always willing to share information.

One of the worst things about fandom is how much it misses when, in its enthusiasm, it focuses on applying exterior tropes to a story in which they don't fit. Teen Wolf lampshaded the principles behind its storytelling frequently, but the fandom, so invested in seeing a completely different story, just ignored those instances.

Let's take your example: Lydia was able to partially free Jackson from the kanima state and how she was able to free Mason from the artificial possession by The Beast. In my opinion, it was fully justified by the show because it conformed to the principles established within the narrative. In this case, there are four principles, which I will go over.

The evolution of truth into legend. Jennifer summarized this in Alpha Pact (3x11): "Argent… The French word for silver. Ah, ah, ah. Interesting how truth becomes altered by legend… When it's not actually the metal silver that kill werewolves but the family." There are truths in the supernatural world but like many things in history, they have been obscured by the passage of time or by the agenda of those writing history. In this case, there is indeed a myth that you can cure a werewolf by calling out its Christian name. In the show's universe, this turns out to be partially true, but it's not just anyone who can do this. Lydia's voice is powerful enough to achieve this result, but so is Scott's. Remember, he calms down a raging Isaac twice in Unleashed (3x04) and Frayed (3x05) and an angry Kira in a Credible Threat (5x17). How? Well, that goes into the second principle.

Identity is important to the supernatural. The saying "the shape you take reflects the person that you are" is repeated often enough throughout the series for us to comfortably use it as a lens through which to view the action. Again, Jennifer seems to give us some insight, though this time in The Overlooked (3x10): "It's a way of not completely letting go of your identity, since your name is so tied to your sense of self." When Lydia and Scott cause others to revert, they are empowering who their targets actually are, allowing them to resist the supernatural power threatening to overwhelm them. As evidence, the most inhuman and inscrutable of the enemies in Teen Wolf have no real names to speak of. The nogitsune and the anuk-ite are types of creatures; actual names seem unimportant to them. The Dread Doctors shed their identities through masks and generic titles (the Surgeon, the Pathologist, the Geneticist). The Wild Hunt is a force of nature, and it increases its power by erasing the identities of others.

However, sometimes the name isn't enough. Why? Emotional connection is a component of supernatural power. A werewolf is out of control until it finds an anchor. The sacrificial ritual required an object with meaning to find the parents, and it required an emotional tether to pull them back. Scott found the strength to break the Berserker skull when Liam reminded him of their bond. Sebastien was distracted by what he felt for Marie-Jean and Scott felt for Allison. Stiles was summoned from the Wild Hunt when people re-established their emotional connections to him. Jackson didn't revert from the kanima state because it was a banshee who called his name; he reverted because of the emotional connection he had with that particular banshee, whom he felt a connection to so much he gave her a key to his house. As another aside, Jackson is mostly uninterested in the goings on during the movie, but he's always there. Where is he? With Lydia. Even though he's with Ethan now, the emotional connection to her still exists.

Yet, why wasn't this principle always clearly known by the characters? Well, there's another principle for that. Peter Hale is a lying liar who lies. He's a con artist, and con artists are known for presenting information in a precise way to get what they want. He obviously knew what Lydia was -- she was his back-up plan -- but he just waxed lyrical about the 'power of human love' because he didn't want to share that information with Derek just yet. He stressed the ruthlessness needed against Berserkers at the end of season 4, because he needed to keep the others focused on survival, not their emotional connection to Scott. He relented in 6B because he realized that the daughter he wanted to protect had created an emotional connection -- however short-lived -- with Scott, but he hid that information.

Lots of people like to be critical about Teen Wolf with the excuse that the writers were making it up as they go along. I personally reject this because I feel we were supposed to come to the story through the teen-age point of view; like them, we didn't have all the information and that was part of the payoff of the show. As for "making it up," maybe they did and maybe they didn't. It doesn't really matter because in the end, the show remained consistent in its storytelling by adhering to the principles it clearly established.

It's not a plot hole if the audience doesn't like the rules by which the story operates or the audience couldn't bother to pay attention to them in the first place. I hope this answered your question.

[good--merits-accumulated]

I'm gonna go slightly off track but I promise it has something to do with your question and I think it offers useful background (I also like ranting). When I was deliberating in my head when I was going to sleep yesterday what to say (yes very normal before bedtime activity) I was thinking that I'd tell you I don't really know how I got back into deadpoets from the fandom side, but I was racking my brains and I remembered, and I thought it was pretty funny. Apologies for dipping into my life but here we go. Basically I was in chemistry club and I came there and there was this boy and I immediately thought wow he's cute. This doesnt happen very often (twice a year maybe I don't find people attractive much) that's why I was like damn. And he reminded me of someone on telly and I was like hmmm, and then it hit me! That dude from Dead Poets Society!

Now at this point I had watched DPS like 3 years ago and I think it must have been before I had my sort of gay awakening and also before I was in fandoms bc when I googled Todd (that's what the guy looked like-well it turns out not as much as I thought bc I have a weird memory for faces but still quite a bit) I had the bright idea of looking on the fandom on tumblr where I was introduced to anderperry and I was like. yes. I continued looking at some posts like this and I was like yes this is so gay. Now I was so sure it was before I was gay (I'm bi but you get it) bc I think if I saw that now I would be like- that's gay. Then I didn't at all. Its a nice show of what perspective can do. Anyway I click on a clip (yk the one which is like I can take care of myself-no-what do you mean no-no*said in the flirtiest way possible*)and the record screeches stop. Just for a moment bc like wow they are american.

Now finally I get to answering your question. I think I mostly just forgot about the accents and the default accent in my head is british, but on top of that, the boarding school, but more importantly- the old boarding school, now that is a trope that isn't often american. On top of that you have the scenery, that type of nature which I don't associate with america at all. (I think the reasons behind why I thought they were British is probably just- I forgot, it was a long time ago and that's my default, and maybe a bit of the rest, but there is a reason why it feels very american). So I think hearing them there accents ofc that's a reason. But even though their opinions can very much be British, I think their attitudes and they way they voice there opinions is very not british.

And I also had a thought that maybe, the very reason they seem so american is because the things they do are so british(as well as the scenery) it feels jarring they are so american about it, and that's the very thing that makes it more so. That's just a thought tho. I think its certainly a bit about the whole freedom thing being very american and all that.

That's all the thoughts I have for now, if I'll think of something I'll share, I hope it's ok to write this through asks. And sorry for the LONG ask it's very interesting to talk about.

Thanks for the splendid ask, and feel free to write in with any more thoughts! (No such thing as a too-long ask, btw. Go right ahead.)

That is another thing I think DPS has done, in that it seems to be connected to lots of people's queer awakenings in some form or another? I had an experience a little similar to yours, where I obsessed over the film a lot when I was 12, came back when I was 15 and had figured out I was a guy, and was suddenly Very Cognisant Of Things I Had Not Been Before. (Also, that particular scene... yeah. Yeah.) Not sure exactly what it is - maybe just its status as a cult classic/ a family movie I think lots of families throw on, but yeah! Very neat. (Also, another sidenote - the average fandom age here /is/ very teen! Not necessarily a bad thing - also not surprising, given general fandom trends + this being a teen movie - but pretty fun! I came straight from DMBJ fandom, which felt much older, so it was a cool change.)

That is a VERY nice point about the way they voice their opinions. Big agree! [Insert "haha repression is a core British value" joke here], but yeah. Not to play into yet more stereotypes here, but the lack of self-deprecation in the dialogue really comes across a lot in making it feel American! And linked to that, the sense of dumb teenage confidence. I'm not sure if we get much of that in British media (or maybe I'm talking out of my arse...)

I like the idea of what you said, it being a British film with British "events", inhabited by American characters! Okay, that's going down a WHOLE new spiral about metatextual tragedy. (Maybe Neil dies because he tries to play by American rules in British conventions................ goes a little. Ah. You know, it's literally called New England!)

(And adding on to that - if Neil dies because he's playing by the "wrong" cultural norms that is SUCH a goddamn tragedy, but it also adds some weight to the ending... it's sadder, because everyone else is doing the same and in a system that doesn't appear to be changing no matter the changes THEY have undergone individually. immutability of the setting etc. etc. Sometimes The Setting Shapes You!)

Not a very coherent response, sorry (it is almost 11!). tl;dr: DPS is queer, nobody is self-deprecating enough to be English, and the placement of American characters in a British narrative is making me go a little crazyinsane. Also congrats on finding real life Todd Anderson (sort of)!

[ayatoscupid]

💫💫💫 please please! (i'd love a fun fact about ayato, i actually don't know a whole lot about him yet!)

AGH!!!! my beloved, my #1 !! i will 100% talk abt him and give u all the deets (maybe not all of them . but ill give u deets)

ill put it under cut bc this is LONG!! and will be a lotta observation and speculation bc we dont get a lot of ayato other than from festival events 🥹 hoyoverse whyd u give us such an interesting man n not have him show up more!!!! now ppl think hes boring!!!!! >:( its ok lol more for me

but Anyway!! one of the most notable things youll learn about ayato is his views on loyalty: he is ALL about loyalty. not just for others’ loyalty towards him, but his loyalty towards others as well. this man has nothing but pure dedication towards the clan n the commission, willing to do Anything for the benefit of his clan and those he deems worthy of his loyalty. u see this when u find out he had a hand in helping kazuha escape, and that he smuggled the watatsumi army into tenshukaku for his sister

he is also a Very observant and cunning man- his plans in irodori fes were to unveil to kazuha and ayaka the truth about the raiden gokaden (he knew what happened when scara was in the warehouse to scour thru kaedehara belongings), and from this current event [SPOILER ALERT!!!] he knew about the yokai who set up akitsu yuugei and held the test of courage to help them get people to play it (which is so sweet!! honestly!!). its like he has eyes all over inazuma- which, with the shuumatsuban, he probably does

which is why i Constantly think about how terrifying it would be if he was your enemy

he may be all polite and sweet to save face- he is a man high up in the hierarchy, after all- but official works have told us time and time again that he is NOT afraid to use underhanded techniques to get his way, or to do what he feels is right, and there is a Lot more to him than he shows. it’s honestly great that he seems to be a “good guy” morally and that we’re friends with him- if he were an enemy i think we’d have a very different view on him

(ngl? controversial opinion. he has the same voice actors as otto from honkai for a reason- there r similarities here ok. HGKRBFKRJFJ i hate otto tho 😔)

a man who, after losing his parents, rose to bring his clan up from the absolute brink of collapse and made it not only in a stable position- but in the tri-commission is 100% not to be messed with. he is smart, tactful and cunning, and he always has something up his sleeve to turn the tables in his favour.

‘"What exactly is he up to?" is usually what people are thinking after all is said and done.

However, now that everyone has a piece of that pie, perhaps what is on Kamisato Ayato's mind isn't so important.’

this Always rings in my head whenever i think deeper into ayatos character. it was what first intrigued me to him honestly- i fell in love with him after seeing his burst (ik.. not immune to pretty man.. lol) but i already thought he was interesting from his official introduction. n god he rly is!!!! and i wanna see more of it!!!! both in irodori and this festival i was always 🤯 whenever i find out the true motive behind ayato’s plans. he’s so SMART and SNEAKY!!!!

ik its easy to think of ayato as a handsome, loyal, cheeky but sweet family man bc that’s how he’s written as ingame- the writers r usually in favour with most charas’ good sides than more nuanced writing (they changed this up heavily w/ scara, which i Really appreciate) so it’s no surprise that ayato was written like this as well (that and the heavy npc focus in his sq- i liked it but i get why others didnt LOL)

but! lets not forget how constantly we’re reminded of how crafty and mischievous he can be :squint: and lets not forget how lucky we are to be on his good side LMAO

oh god ok this was SUUUUPER long. i think im done. i just love him. if he showed up more this wld be even longer. maybe i shld thank hyv he doesnt show up that often cries

[leejeongz]

nsfw a-z CHOI HYUNSUK (treasure)

🔅highly requested so i hope that you’re all happy with this and it’s what you wanted 🥺 these are so fun to write🤗🔅

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

the nicest boy on the planet. he’ll get you water and will clean you up. he becomes your little puppy and would do ANYTHING for you. he asks you if you’re okay a LOT and is super soft and giggly with you. also tonnes of compliments 🥺

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

he likes his mouth and what it can do to you. using it on any part of your body has you moaning… even just gentle kisses. he likes that he has that influence on you and uses it to his advantage.

on you his fav is… he doesn’t have one? he can’t find anything he likes more than the rest, everything about you is perfect to him and he tells you that regularly. but he is a big fan of your legs and how sexy they look 👀

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

on your face, in your mouth or on your chest. not really a fan of finishing inside because 1. he prefers safe sex 2. HE DOESN'T WANT A CHILD YET and so doesn't wanna cum in the condom either lol just in case. likes to cum on ur tits because it looks nice and it makes him cum thinking about it.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he likes sending and receiving voice notes. it’s easier to get off to when you guys aren’t together and faster than texting. enjoys phone calls too but doesn’t have time to think before he speaks on the phone so that’s why voice notes >>. plus they last forever, he can return to them at any time.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

keeps it on the low because he doesn’t wanna make you think you have to “live up to previous partners” or “he’s just using me as a statistic” but he’s had a lot of sexual partners. most were romantic partners (as romantic as 3 month relationships can be) but he’s probably had to relieve stress with other people on occasion. he knows what he’s doing, but he doesn’t wanna compare you to other partners so he keep all of his experiences separate from whatever you’re doing together if that makes sense.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

he likes hitting it from the back, doggy all the way. his hands rest on your ass and spread your cheeks occasionally. also gives him the best angle to spit on his dick before pushing it in (doesn't just rely on spit alone as lube tho, he learnt that the hard way).

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

i wouldn’t call him goofy in the moment, but he’s not serious either. he’s just having a good time and so are you. he still remains the same person you see everyday, fun loving and sweet.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

the first few times he knew you were gonna do stuff, he shaved or at least trimmed. but the care slowly started fading out and he stopped doing anything down there. if you don't like it, that’s your problem, not his, it’s a lot of effort to go to for someone who clearly doesn’t accept him for him.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

everything you do, it’s full of love, and it shows. he treats you like his queen and nothing less.

sometimes he can be distant tho, especially during quickies, he has one goal and that is to cum, you’re simply there to assist at that time. but after he’ll show you all the love in the world, he’ll even thank you hehe.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

he does it in the shower most of the time. it’s private and also reminds him of times he’d had sex in there so it’s a winner.

the idea of having sex or looking back at sex is mainly what he gets off to, but he uses porn ocassionally when he’s jacking off in bed.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

PRAISE (giving)- likes to tell you when you’re doing something well and likes to let you know that you look good throughout. it’s his favourite thing to do because he means it. he tells you that you look good on your knees because you do, he tells you that he loves the way you moan because he does. he recognises that this makes him vulnerable but it builds trust.

daddy- only if you’re okay with it bc some people don’t really enjoy it for obvious reasons, but he likes you calling him daddy. he likes your voice anyway, but dropping “daddy” innocently into sentences not only turns him on but also makes him eager to please. you’re his baby girl so it’s only natural that he’s your daddy. he has to treat you right.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

he’s up for it anywhere when he’s in the mood. he loves shower sex. although a little impractical and kinda annoying at times, he loves being able to make out with you in a hot and steamy room and fuck you agasint the shower glass.

he’s also a fan of just basic on the bed, on top of the sheets. it’s convenient and hard to mess up.

both places mentioned he considers quite romantic too, which is why he likes them.

very very very turned on by the idea of fucking you in a bathroom or dressing room backstage but he isn’t sure if you’d be up for it or not, definitely something you’d have to initiate but he’s love it.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

your voice and your moans - you turned on = him turned on. hearing you moan or talk in the way you know he likes… HARD ON STRAIGHT AWAY!!!!!

running your hand through his hair - it sends him crazy. his eyes roll to the back of his head and he has no control over himself when you do that.

wearing his clothes - especially if you wear nothing underneath. he’d encourage that shit too, constantly giving you hoodies and t-shirt’s to wear when you’re at his place.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

anything that puts your safety at risk. you are his happiness and seeing you suffer, even if it something you enjoy, he hates it. he also isn’t one for receiving pain himself. i think he’d not only be hurt physically but also emotionally… like why would you do that to him?

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

likes to keep it equal, always repays the favour. actually enjoys eating you out tho and it’s his ✨forte✨. let’s just say he knows what he’s doing with his tongue. he likes to hold your hand when he eats you out, like in a romantic, intimate way.

when you suck his dick, he’s the type to have his hands laced in your hair. he wouldn’t be too forceful and would let you go at your own pace. he never expects you to suck his dick, he’s not one to request a blowjob all too often, but he would never refuse one.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

he would start of steady, letting you adjust and what not, before making you set the pace. you can back into him as slow or as fast as you want but after a few seconds he’ll be there to steady it out again. he’d be quite rough even though he’s attempting to be romantic, but it’s just to add a little spice.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

oh he LOVES quickies. they turn him on, even just thinking about them turns him on (and usually leads to one when possible). sex is sex and he’s game for any at anytime. most of the time these happen when people are in earshot. he tells you to be quiet but neither of you want to be. the idea of getting caught fucking you in his dressing room turns him on.

he’d actually prefer quickies to dragged out sex. fast fucking to get the job done is more appealing to him than dragging it out sometimes.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

he likes to stick to what he knows. he’d rather know that what he’s doing is good and is actually making you feel good rather than experimenting with something that could go wrong.

he does take risks in the sense that he’s gonna fuck you where you guys could possibly get caught but not as far as to inflict pain or injury.

saying that, he isn’t opposed to trying something that you want to try, or something that you’ve brought from previous experiences.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

he drags out the whole thing if you have the time to, spends a lot of time on foreplay. although this doesn’t happen very often, this type of sex is once in a blue moon.

as mentioned above, he loves quickies, they’re his most favourite type of sex since they happen when either of you need it, not when it’s been built up for god knows how long because he’s too busy for that.

he usually can go for two+ rounds but chooses not to. once he’s started on his aftercare, there isn’t a chance you’re getting more dick after that, you’re gonna have to wait (unless you tease him ofc 11/10 would recommend).

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

he’s in two minds about them. if you already own them, he wants to see you use them and might use them on you too. if you don’t have any but you want to incorporate them, he’s not opposed to it but he’d rather you found out what you liked in relation to toys first. if you didn’t want to use them he wouldn’t even bring it up.

if you wanted to use some on him, he would let you try it out, but he wouldn’t force himself to enjoy it. if he doesn’t enjoy it he’s not letting you use it again.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

he’s a tease outside of the bedroom but during sex, everything is as you see it. he doesn’t want to waste time teasing you, especially if you don’t have the time.

he likes teasing you when people are around. seeing you getting all clammy in front of your friends or his friends to assert his power over you. his favourite thing you do is wink at you and smile. so innocent yet it means so much more to you than it would to someone else when he does it.

sometimes teases you unintentionally. he puts his hand a little too far up on your thigh and before you know it you’re wet and he’s just having a laugh with his friends, not even noticing what he’s done to you. time to take him to the bathroom and show him i think ;).

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

loud! groans and moans a lot, he’s not afraid to do it either, he doesn’t hold back. he knows you get turned on by his groaning just the same as he gets turned on by your moans and so he takes great pride in not being shy to make some noise.

dirty talk is a must among you pair once the initial shyness has gone. you could get off to each other’s voices alone. add that to some amazing sex and you’re all set for orgasm after orgasm.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

(i have a strange feeling that someone has written something like this before about hyunsuk (but better obvs and in more detail) but i can’t remember who… if that’s the case i promise this isn’t me stealing their idea or anything malicious).

“i’ve never done this before” you confessed, opening up your laptop to the screen he’d caught you on. you were really embarrassed that he’d caught you watching porn, but he wasn’t embarrassed in the slightest, in fact, it really turned him on. that’s why he suggested you watch it together.

“we can try it together” he encouraged, pressing the spacebar to continue the video. you turned up the volume a little, making sure you could both hear.

it took you both a few minutes to really become comfortable with the situation. you’d gotten back to imagining yourself and hyunsuk in that situation, while he studied it to pick up on anything that you might be into.

“oh” he looked over at you who was clearly deep in thought “you like blindfolds too?” he asks.

“yeah, it’s hot” you reply, not once taking your eyes off the screen.

hyunsuk looks around your room when his eyes land on your sleeping mask. he hesitates for a second, thinking he might ruin the atmosphere if he springs in on you straight away. he decides to not ask you just yet, he’s a little too tired to have sex right now, but remembers it for the next session.

you glance over towards him, his trousers and hands catching your eye before noticing that he wasn’t even watching.

“are you embarrassed? i can turn it off if you want” you question. he slowly removes his hands from over his pants and instead replaces it with yours. you begin to palm him while steadying the laptop with your other hand. the laptop was soon moved to the end of the bed. your hand was now in your underwear and his was in his boxers. the experience was surreal, it was a lot of firsts for you, you’d never even thought about rubbing one out while your boyfriend did the same next to you, but you were definitely enjoying it.

“don’t cum until i do,” hyunsuk ordered. easier said than done. “i wanna cum listening to your moans, baby”

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

he's smaller than average…4-5” with average thickness but he gets the job done and it doesn’t affect the pleasure he can give to you.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

proper sex, 1-2 times a week. he can be horny whenever you want him to be and you both know that, but he doesn’t always wanna have sex. sometimes he’s just happy with getting you off, especially if he’s tired.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

he gets a little hyper after sex and wants to stay awake just to be around you and show you how much you mean to him. falling asleep is the last thing he wants to do. if you haven’t actually had sex, just a little fondling and playing, he’d fall asleep pretty much straight away afterwards. the whole reason you pair didn’t go all the way at the time was because he was tired so…

[marciego]

18 and 22 for the drabble challenge uwu

sorry for the late reply and thank you <3 had a lot of fun doing this, and for a ship i never wrote for!! even tho it's not that shippy in the end, but it's still relationships i don't often explore!

18. "Let's share this bed"

22. "I dreamed about you...and it was...wild...in a good way"

"Okay girls," Camila says brightly. "How do we do it?"

Naty and Francesca turn towards her, putting down the last of their baggages in their hotel room.

"I don't mind sleeping with any of you," Naty says, throwing a glance at the two beds in their room, a double bed and a single one. "But I move in my sleep, like, a lot. Lena says I tend to kick too, so..."

"Got it," Francesca laughs at Naty's sheepish smile. "Camila, let's share this bed and Naty can have her own."

"That's fine by me," Camila smiles at them. "Do you think Ludmila and Vilu also have to share a bed in their room?"

"I don't think so," Francesca says, looking at her phone. "Violetta would have texted me if that were the case."

"And we would have heard Ludmila complaining," Naty laughs.

The girls start laughing with her, Ludmila has changed a lot in the last few months, and in a good way, but some things stay the same, and Francesca can only guess that her opinion on sharing her bed is one of these things.

"We're lucky it's not Camila who ended up sharing a room with her," Francesca jokes as she gets closer to her baggage.

"What does that mean?!" Camila turns towards her, comically frowning.

"She's right," Naty says, her voice teasing but her eyes soft when she looks at Camila. Francesca rolls her eyes to herself, a smile on her lips. "You're always picking on her, I don't want to see what would have happened if you two were roommates, even for a week."

"Well," Camila answers, still trying to prentend she's offended, but she's always had a hard time keeping the act up around Naty. "She's always picking on me too, and I'm not as impulsive as you think!" She bends slightly, getting closer to Naty's face. "I could have surprised you," she adds, and Francesca fake gags at the flirty undertone in her voice. Camila catches it and glares at her, the difference in her expression from one second to another exceptionnally funny to Francesca, while Naty only giggles at Camila's comment, blissfully unaware of what's happening between her two roommates.

Naty's phone lights up in her hand and interrupts her, she quickly scans the screen with her eyes and smiles. "Talking about Ludmila, she asks me to help her unpack her stuff, I gotta go."

"Can't she do it on her own?" Camila raises an eyebrow as she crosses her arms.

"Ludmila packs a lot," Naty answers easily, getting closer to the door. "Even if Violetta and I both help her, I'm not sure we'll be done before dinner."

She giggles and gives Camila one last smile before leaving the room, leaving Camila and Francesca alone with the silence.

"You're not subtle," Francesca says, looking at Camila staring lovingly at the closed door. "You know that?"

"I don't know what you're talking about," she quickly answers, going back to what she was doing.

"You should ask her out," Francesca adds despite the murderous look Camila is sending her. "I'm serious! She didn't even say goodbye to me."

"Well maybe that's because you're being a bad friend Francesca!" she scolds her. "I'm taking the bathroom first," she adds angrily, closing the door behind her way too fast for it to be natural.

Francesca only laughs and shakes her head. The cohabitation with her roommates and their feelings might be a bit more complicated than she anticipated.

---

Helping Ludmila sort her things out must have been pretty tiring, if Francesca judges by the snoring coming from Naty's bed that night. She came back a few minutes earlier and was already far gone by the time Camila even tried to chat with her. Now she was sitting there, reading some script on the bed she shared with Francesca, obviously irritated.

Francesca knows better than to tease her in this moment, so she just slides into bed next to her and picks up the books she started reading in the plane. The room is quiet, except for Naty's snores, and Francesca slowly feels the fatigue of the day and the jetlag coming back to her. When the lines of her book get blurry, she decides it's enough for the day. Weakly, she says goodnight to Camila and lets herself slowly drift towards sleep.

She couldn't tell how long she'd been alseep, or if she slept at all. It could be hours or a few minutes, but she knows the moment she hears Camila's voice quietly talking next to her that it's about to end. At first, she doesn't quite get what she's saying, her brain too tired to make any sense of the words she hears, but she notices Camila's voice. It's rough, somehow, maybe a bit breathless. Flirty, even flirtier than when she talks to Naty. That, at least, makes her wake up a bit more, not enough to open her eyes just yet, but enough to understand what Camila is saying.

"I dreamed about you..." she hears next to her, too close for Camila to say it to anyone else. The bed shifts on Camila's side and her voice gets lower, seductive. "And it was...wild...in a good way.."

"Camila!" she whisper-shouts, sitting up in shock and almost cracking her neck to look at her with round eyes, wide awake. She groans in pain at the sudden movement, taking it more slowly and moving so she's facing Camila. "What the fuck was that?" she asks, a bit too loudly.

Camila hushes her, agitating the papers in her hand in front of her. "Be quiet!" she urges her. "Do you want Naty to wake up?"

"Well depending on what you're up to, yeah I might wake her up," Francesca says, irritated. She knows Camila, she knows she doesn't have some kind of secret crush causing her to lust over her in the middle of the night, she'd know about it. This means she must be very close to causing Francesca problems again, and she might need Naty's help. "Again," she says. "What dream are you talking about?!"

"Huh-huh," she muses, going back to the papers she's holding. "Isn't it obvious?"

"No," Francesca says helplessly. She really wishes she could go back to sleep. "And what is this?" she ask, taking one of the papers from Camila's hands. "My hands in your hair and yours on..." she starts reading before catching the end of the sentence. "Camila!" she almost shouts. "What is this?!"

"It's my script," she answers simply. "I couldn't sleep so I'm rehearsing. Did I wake you up?"

Francesca stays there, looking at her with her mouth open. There are a lot of things she wants to answer. "W-Well, yes, you woke me up. I thought you were talking to me! I thought-"

"No!" Camila straight up screams, and Francesca has to almost jump on her to put her hand on her mouth and shut her up, glaring at her. They hear stirring and ruffling coming from Naty's bed, mixed with a soft sigh before she starts snoring again. Once she's sure Naty is not going to wake up, Camila continues, admittedly in a quierter voice. "Did you really think that...? Me? About you?"

"No," Francesca grunts, putting her hands in her face. "But I was sleeping and I woke up to that, I was confused!"

"Or I'm a very good actress," Camila adds, smiling like it's the most entertaining moment of her life.

"Whatever," Francesca gives up. Camila has way too much energy for her to handle at the moment. "I'm going back to sleep now."

"No no no no," Camila says as she puts half of her script into her hands. "Now that you're awake, you're gonna help me practice."

"What? No," she immediately answers, giving her her papers back. "I'm not helping you for....whatever this scene was. I want to sleep."

"Francesca, please," she starts begging, taking her hand in hers, a bit too loudly before Francesca shushes her. "I really need a partner for this one, and you're the best friend ever so please!"

For a few seconds, she thinks about, she really does. The only thing Francesca wants to do is to go back to sleep, but Camila seems to really need this help, despite how late it is. She opens her mouth to accept when a snore, louder than all the previous ones, interrupts her. She turns towards Naty's bed and, suddenly, sees the solution to all her problems.

"Well," she tells Camila. "You do have a partner in this room."

"Really?! You'll help me?"

Francesca grins at her, but she's not sure Camila can really see it in the dark, she then takes back her hand and uses both of them to tilt Camila's head towards Naty.

"Go tell her how wild your dreams about her were," she tells her, almost solemnly. "Hopefully you'll get something more than a scene partner."

Camila takes a few seconds to register the information, but when she turns towards Francesca again, she can see she's smiling.

"You're a genius!" she says, jumping on her to hug her tight. "Not because I have a crush on her or anything," she quickly adds, toning her excitation down. "Naty is just an amazing partner."

"Of course she is," Francesca laughs as she hugs her back.

Quickly, Camila takes her script in her hands and gets up. She nervously walks towards Naty's bed, and Francesca can't help herself from smiling at the scene. Camila, strong, fierce and confident Camila, not daring to come too close to the snoring pile of limbs and sheets on the bed.

Francesca gets up too, taking her pillow and her comforter under her arm. She starts walking towards the door in silence when Camila's voice stops her.

"Wait!" she whispers. "Where are you going?"

"Clearing the way for you," she laughs. "I'm moving to Vilu's room, good luck."

"Wait!" Camila says again, but Francesca's hand is already on the handle. "Francesca, don't leave me! I can't do it!"

"I'm sure you can," Francesca laughs, and closes the door behind her.

[freakynct]

「𝒂-𝒛 𝒂𝒏𝒂𝒍𝒚𝒔𝒊𝒔 𝒔𝒆𝒓𝒊𝒆𝒔」

— xiao dejun

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a; aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

he's honestly one of the most loving boys i've ever seen, aftercare is so important to him. he'll clean you up, bring you water or food, take a bubble bath with you, literally anything you need and of course, cuddles with you for the rest of the night, a lot of kisses on the cheek and lips

b; body part (their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

his favorite body part on himself is his eyes and eyebrows and he knows how to use them to his advantage. on you i feel like he also really likes your eyes and lips, loves staring at them and seeing your eyes sparkle

c; cum (anything to do with cum basically)

his favorite place to cum is definitely inside you, even if he's wearing a condom he just loves to feel you close to him while he cums. i don't see him as being really messy when he cums tho, he doesn't cum a whole lot and he's more neat with it

d; dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

he's a shy boy at first and won't open right away about his fantasies but that doesn't mean that he doesn't have them. in fact, he often finds himself thinking about how you would look like with your wrists tied up with a pretty pink silk scarf around them, maybe even tying up your ankles as well so that your body is all sprawled out for him as he works his tongue over your clit, sucking gently, his long fingers sliding in and out of you until you've cum so many times that your legs are shaking and you're crying out for him to stop, but he loves to see you cum so much that he just can't and that's when he finds himself getting hard in his pants from the thought but too shy to share it with you

e; experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

i don't think he has a lot of experience and probably only had one partner before but he's eager to learn and pays attention to detail so he'll learn very fast about what you like and what you don't and will work really hard to be a good lover for you

f; favourite position (goes without saying)

xiaojun likes missionary and will fuck you that way most of the time but he also loves to fuck you on your side, having your back pressed against his chest as he thrusts into you and kisses your neck

g; goofy (are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)

i don't see him as being goofy at all during sex, he takes it seriously so he won't joke around during the act otherwise it would just make him shy and awkward

h; hair (how well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)

all i can say is that i see him as the type of guy to trim it well but not too much, he definitely doesn't like seeing it all shaved up, he just won't do that

i; intimacy (how are they during the moment, romantic aspect…)

xiaojun needs to be in a relationship with someone to have sex, he just doesn't see the point in doing it if love is not involved. he can be pretty romantic and slow, likes to take a long time with foreplay, it's important to him, and he's also sweeter at first

j; jack off (masturbation headcanon)

doesn't do it really often, maybe about 2 or 3 times a week. he needs to be completely alone, so he will wait until no one is at the dorms so he can have his privacy. he will have lube and towels ready before he starts. likes to tease himself over his pants first and then strokes his cock slowly, applying a bit more pressure and squeezing a bit harder when he gets to the tip. only moves his hand faster when he's about to cum and he sets a towel on his stomach so that things don't get messy and it's easier to clean up

k; kink (one or more of their kinks)

he's not the kinkiest of men but he still enjoys certain kinks like restrains [only soft delicate materials], oral [giving and receiving], overstimulation, forced orgasm and slight chocking

l; location (favourite places to do it)

i think his favorite place to do it really is the bedroom, there's not much to it

m; motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

gentle touches really get to him. soft kisses to his neck, your fingers lightly brushing over his cock and stomach, your hands running through his hair, it will just drive him crazy and he will have to fuck you right then and there

n; no (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

i think xiaojun wouldn't do anything that caused you pain, he would feel too guilty about it. might try it once if you really want it but i don't see him liking it or doing it again. also anything that is dangerous he will absolutely say no to

o; oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)

he 100% prefers giving. not that he doesn't like your pretty lips wrapped around him but he just loves to see you melt under his touch. he loves tasting you and sucking gently on your clit until you're squirming and moaning and your juices are running down his chin. he gets hard just from thinking about it

p; pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

xiaojun is never too rough with you, he likes taking his time and making you feel good so he starts slow, almost teasingly slow, and then starts picking up pace but he never goes too fast. he likes hard and deep thrusts, likes to feel himself deep inside you and he takes his time finding all of your sensitive spots

q; quickie (their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)

i don't think he would do it often at all. like i've mentioned before, he likes to take his time and make you feel good in all the ways possible and he just can't do that when having quickies. but if you're really horny and you beg for it he just won't be able to say no to his baby

r; risk (are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)

he's not really a risk taker and won't do sexual things in public that often, he's terrified of being caught in the act. but if you're inside the bedroom then he won't say no to experimenting a little bit. he won't be opened to every single thing but he wants to make you feel good and will at least try the things you're most into

s; stamina (how many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)

he won't go for many rounds himself, once he has cum i think that's it for him but when it comes to you that's a different story. he loves to see you cum and will make sure you do it more than once and in different ways too, so the sex itself will probably last a really good amount of time, he doesn't like rushing

t; toy (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

i don't see him using toys that often, he likes you to cum and moan because of him and not some toy but if he does have them then i think it would be something more cute and gentle, in terms of aesthetic and performance, he won't just buy anything that pops up. so probably a cute little pink vibrator or something like that

u; unfair (how much they like to tease)

i think he does it often but not intentionally. he just likes to be gentle with you and take his time so sometimes the way he touches you and the time it takes until he's actually fucking you might make it seem like he's teasing you

v; volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make)

he's a little shy when it comes to moaning and will probably try to hold it in at first but once he gets comfortable he will start to let it out more and more. likes to moan, groan and breathes heavily. will probably try to muffle them against the crook of your neck

w; wild card (get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)

a louder moan escaped between your lips as you threw your head back to give xiaojun more room to abuse the skin on your neck, his warm tongue and lips creating small little bruises for you to remember this moment later. "does it feel good, baby?" xiaojun's sweet voice brought you back to reality as his fingers kept working skillfully inside you, massaging your g-spot every time he curled them up and you had to admit he knew your body better than you did at this point. all you could do was whimper in response, your fingers tugging at his hair a little harder as he sped up the pace of his digits. "i wanna make you feel so good, baby. are you gonna cum for me? hm?" his words only made it harder to keep it all in and soon after you were clenching around his fingers, your juices running down his hand as you tried to catch your breath but weren't given the chance, since xiaojun was already face to face with your dripping core. and just as you were about to tell him that you couldn't do it again, he made you swallow your words as he flicked his tongue over your clit. "just one more time baby, please. you look so pretty when you cum for me."

x; x-ray (let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)

i think xiaojun is either average length or a little bellow average. he's probably uncircumcised since he's chinese and circumcision is not very common there. i also think he isn't too thick or too thin, he's just in the middle

y; yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

he has a very average sex drive, doesn't get horny all the time but he enjoys sex and has it about 4 or 5 times a week. i also don't think it is super easy to make him hard, he needs to be in the mood for you to really turn him on like that

z; zzz (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

doesn't fall asleep right away, he prefers to cuddle and talk for a little bit before you both actually go to sleep. he always needs that little bit of affection right after sex

[cutelittleluckysoul]

If you don't mind, could I get a Star Wars or Marvel ship please? I'm a straight girl, and I'm 5'8 with dirty blonde hair and blue eyes. I'm a Hufflepuff and an ENPF. I do theatre and play clarinet, and love listening to music and watching movies. I love singing and sing all the time. I'm very friendly and kind, but I'm also a little shy. I'm very loyal and a lot of fun to be around. I usually put others before myself, and have a huge heart. If you can do this, thank you!!

Here you go I hope you enjoy it!

For the Prequels I would ship you with Obi Wan Kenobi

his favourite thing is when he comes home after a long mission and hears you singing

he is relaxed immediately and knows he is finally home

hugs you from behind and tells you to not stop singing

he loves listening to you sing but also when you play clarinet 

he thinks you are so talented

you kind of get him out of his shell and to be less serious at times which is not an easy task

he also really enjoys seeing you play on theatre sometimes

he comes whenever he finds the time

Obi really is a supportive boyfriend

he loves your kind heart and how you wanna help people

tho sometimes you can get a bit too ahead of yourself and he has to stop you

you have to take care of yourself too sometimes

but Obi also loves to take care of you and to shower you in affection when the two of you are alone

there never is a moment where you don’t get to feel his love for you

he really adores your huge heart when you for example help in the temple with the Younglings (makes his heart soar)

he is just really glad he got someone as kind as you

it makes him forget all the cruel things he sees in the galaxy

and that it is worth fighting for a better galaxy

you help him get through missions and make him do his work to the best of his abilities

because he wants you to live in a better galaxy but also he wants to be able to come home to you

For the Original Trilogy I ship you with Luke Skywalker

Luke himself does have a kind heart but he is willing to play a bit dirty to get what he wants

but you are on a different level of kindness

and he falls deeply in love with it

there is never a moment where you can doubt his feelings for you

he tells you everything

and I mean everything

every little detail of every plan he ever has

it is cute really, how much he trusts you

but you are his other half so it is understandable

he absolutely melts when you sing and he could listen to you for the rest of his life

your ability to act often helps for missions he comes up with because you are so believable

and he is really impressed with you and so proud

your singing also brings some light to his darker days and it always puts a soft smile on his face

Luke knows how selfless you are but he never lets anyone take advantage of that because you are too important to lose

he always makes sure you are safe after you yourself save people because you tend to forget your own safety sometimes

but Luke is always there to save your day

even though he knows you could do it yourself

he just doesn’t want to lose the love of his life

For the Sequels I would ship you with Finn

Finn himself is a very soft person actually

but he forgets that sometimes and can be kind of closed off

you are always there tho to open him back up to you

you are great at cheering him up and put a bright smile on his face

he thinks your voice is the most beautiful thing he has ever heard in his life

honestly there is nothing better than you singing in his opinion

he almost gets put into a trance like state and is just so in love with you

he never experienced singing before not even his mother so this is really something special to him

he loves to joke around with you once he is really comfortable

but also the both of you are very selfless and tend to overprotect each other

though you do have a big heart and Finn loves to watch you with the kids that are around and how you try and cheer them up or read them a story and stuff like that

he just really adores kindness because he grew up in a very rough environment

so every little show of kindness or affection towards him always surprises him at first

but they are much appreciated

and he never thought he would have a better life but then you came around and turned his world upside down

And for Marvel I would ship you with Bucky Barnes

Bucky is very fond of affection

which you love to give him

also very soft once he trusts you and knows how to show what and how he feels

he gets insecure at times but you are always there to assure him that he is loved and that he deserves a happy life

he really appreciates this so much

also he loves to hear you sing

it reminds him of his mother

and the good old days and how he wanted to have a wife that sings while doing whatever

he got that with you and he is beyond happy

Steve comes around regularly and the three of you always have a good time

it really reminds him of the old days when everything was good

and he never thought he would have such a life ever again

but then you stumbled into his life and everything had changed for the better

Steve also really likes you and is happy that you bring out the old Bucky more and more

Bucky just loves to be around you

it also happens that you don’t hear him because he is so quiet and you almost get a heart attack when you turn around and he is standing there

he thinks it is so funny

but you can never stay mad at him with his giant grin or his infectious laugh

[hanniejji]

rules: ship yourself with your favorite character and give headcanons on how your relationship would go

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look it's asking for only one character. and it's not specifically asking for a bnha character. you can't expect me to choose one and not feel bad because the others deserve love too gjsbf so i chose two i wanted to do all of them but that's too greedy of me tksbd im sorry :'<

warnings: this will be long. that's it.

TODOROKI SHOUTO

quiet duo™

it I met someone like shouto I wouldn't even like him at all

but there comes my considerate and civil treatment to all even with my resting bitch face

i watch everyone from the back so id notice if this man is having a hard time with socializing

me too boi we can be both antisocial

but tbh it'd be a quiet relationship with an occasional me screaming from emotions because that's how I am

we're both going to be uncomfortable with pda at first because tbh i only do that when I'm sleepy but it's ok we gotta take baby steps sometimes

but that doesn't mean I won't mother him and we all know this baby is touch starved so yes im going to give u all of the love u deserve

"get some rest pls you've been training for hours"

"i made your favorite soba, take a break bitch"

istg I'm a mother not a girlfriend

"let's both annoy enji and use his credit card until he's broke"

I CANNOT GUARANTEE THE SAFETY OF YOUR SHIRTS AND HOODIES BECAUSE THEY'RE MINE NOW

like damn id be giddy if he ever looks at me with those cute confused eyes for help with simple things or if he looks at me and ask if he's doing it right

mother mode level 1038104729

also damn id give him every food I can make like I don't need to stress bake to bake him some sweets or whatever

he'd probably do the same for me since I tend to overwork myself when I'm into things

but,, honey,, I don't want you to burn the kitchen

like yes pls pull me away from my textbook because I really don't understand a thing and even if I don't I'm sure my brain will still make me go read it over and over again

im never good with listening to others comforting me

like yes thank you very much but words are never a big impact to me after hearing it so much from people who don't even care anymore

so I'd appreciate his silence when I'm sad and he'd just hug me for comfort

he understands that all I need is someone to keep me on the ground, not force their words upon me

tbh I'd be more sleepy when I'm around him

he's the right amount of warm and cool, he's perfect dkfks let me just rest on his left side for warmth or his right side for some cooling off and boom. sleep.

there wouldn't be much of a fight tbh

I'm an open minded person and even if I don't agree with someone's opinion I wouldn't give a fuck

it's probably going to take the both of us long before we both open up to each other because we're both secretive but it'll probably be me who'd give in first

he'll probably catch me in my sulking mood and ask

I may be a mom but I'm also a dad

I'd fight bitches who think bad of shouto I WON'T HESITATE BITCH

he has to stop me physically from attacking a mutt because these claws are ready for some scratching

we're so similar yet so different at the same time lmao

that's all :D

LERO-RO

have you heard of this man's voice??? have you heard of this man's voice??

because what the fuck

i will not be able to not be in awe whenever he speaks and im sure my stupid self wouldn't be able to stop staring

like please talk to me more

speak with your morning voice pls

bless my ears

bless my fucking soul

idk man how did i end up with him?? im stupid and he's smart and im clumsy and he can kill a bitch for just two seconds??!

pray for me because this man is going to tease me for being 5"0 and he's a fucking tower pun intended

he's probably going to end up teaching me how to use a shinsu because— and I quote— "you're going to end up dying without me" but it'll be a bad idea because there's no guarantee that I won't use it to prank him or mess with people who irritate me :D

he's stressed™

"nO. you can't beat up another admin"

"i swear to fucking god if u do that— oh fuck u"

"please do"

like how did you end up with a quiet evil little bitch like me? go get yourself an angel because you're an angel yourself, we don't fit man

but he's also a sweet mf uwu he'd end up mothering me instead of me mothering him

but it's gonna be nice to be pampered y'all can't understand the pain of being a mother to everyone

and yes we're bam and khun's parents now

excuse me while I climb this 6 ft tree

he probably loves cuddling me from behind and placing his chin on my head

"I'm not a furniture go get your chair"

he's an test admin, he's gonna be stressed and tired of taking care of a bunch of children so it'll be my turn to smother him in love uwu here's your favorite food, a massage, a tea, some cuddles, and a warm bath for u and only u

I can sleep on him so watch me ask for a piggy back ride just to sleep

and he can't deny me of that ride because I'd look sluggish and tired and sleepy and no one can say no to my face

ill kith his two moles uwu

honestly, we'd probably have petty arguments sometimes because of my idgaf attitude while he's more of a respectful + polite + appropriate person

let me have my freedom pls I don't like being uptight :((

and there goes my insecure ass because no, this man is too good for me, and im just stupid for giving it a try

and masking my emotions wouldn't work with him

he's gonna see it from miles away and he's going to confront me about what im upset about and he's going to blame himself for it because that's just how it is

but it's ok, it takes two for a relationship to work

we'd reassure each other from our insecurities and we'll be ok

he's probably going to treat me. like I'm some cat or something which I am

I'm pretty sure he'd be weirded out by my weird habits like yes I can sleep everywhere unless it's noisy and yes I stress bake and yes I drink coffee but still fall asleep and yes I love food give me food

he's an observant man, he's going to notice how I say no to thing even tho I want to say yes because I don't prioritize myself and he's going to scold me for it

we probably have a "us time" every so often because we both need to rest and just enjoy each other's presence

in other words, shouto and leroro deserve someone better than me :'D

[jejciu]

maurycy ur so creative and passionate it gives me life! 🤧 i wish i could b more like u, but lately i've lost a lot of interest in my own oc's. keep going tho, i don't know much abt ur story but it sounds v interesting! 💞💖

thank u so much, words like this really make me feel like its all so worth it 😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 personally im always trying to use my ocs as much as possible, even when im close to being bored with them. my opinion on ocs is that theyre meant to be changed, meant to be dynamic, experimental, fluid… whatever u call it. when i first came up with midground in 2013, i lost interest of it pretty quickly, only to “refresh” the characters soon after that. i changed their looks, their hairstyles or eye colors, their nationalities and backstories, to whatever i felt was more inspiring to me or pleasant to write about.

i would always find it extremely weird when people would try to completely redefine other creators’ characters, but would stray away from creating their very own ocs for some reason. in my opinion, there are very few things more fun than creating a character right from a scratch…. theyre just there. theyre ur OWN. u can decide how warm or husky their voice is, how they show their affection or anger, what type of clothes they have in their wardrobe….

obviously its okay and its understandable to take breaks from focusing on ocs, but in my opinion, whenever u feel comfortable with it, u should try redesigning them - whether regarding their looks, general vibe or their personality. i think even more than i write the actual midground story, i write “AUs”, if i can call them that…. where theres a slight difference between that interpretation and the “canon” characters. i dont mean stuff like, coffee shop au, but more like… switching personalities, or changing the moment where they get to know each other. its incredibly fun and also helps u understand their personalities better, thinking about how would they act where their friend was actually a stranger, or how this setting influenced the way they deal with trauma, stuff like that. also this is why i often draw different versions of mercy, too, like blonde or pastel goth or whatever the fuck else i come up with….. its fun to go different ways, discovering new ideas and interpretations….

also playlists play a huuuuuuuuuuge role in my creating process. i use this one huge midground playlist with like 300+ songs in it and without it, i wouldnt have like half of the inspirations that influence my writings or drawings. what i often enjoy doing, is going into my fave artists spotify page and go into that rabbit hole of “similar artists other people also listen to”. its amazing and overwhelming in the best way possible, when u realize that there is literally no limit to what u can create. go make ur oc as a villain of the story, with little to no changes to their “canon” backstory. go make ur oc as the omnipotent being and the ruler of some universe. go make ur oc an alien whos discovering earth and learning how to be human and how to love others. go make ur oc a supermarket cashier who accidentaly discovers the gateways to hell in the abandoned storage room, whatever.

LMAO sorry it turned out to be a way longer answer that i first thot it would be. im just like….. really passionate about ocs, in case u couldnt tell 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 anyway, hope u can continue to work on whatever makes u the happiest!!!! and thanks again for the kind words 💘💘💘💘💘💘💘

[selkie-assist]

Do you think you could make your links available on mobile somehow? I don't have access to a computer to view them:(

BLACKLIST -+- REQUEST INFO

My blacklist is not negotiable! If you don’t like it find another kin blog!

I won’t do anything with incest ships. This includes Corrin x Nohrian/Hoshidan siblings or Corrin x Azura/Shigure.

I won’t do anything with pedophilic ships either. This includes Corrin x Second Gen Units and Robin x Second Gen Units.

Other than that, I’m pretty comfy with basically every fire emblem ship, including crossovers!

I won't do anything with Soleil orientation discourse. My only opinion on this discourse is just that she’s wlw.

I will do requests regardless of the character’s canon gender. What I mean by this is if a trans girl kins Leo but was a trans girl in her canon, I’ll do something for trans girl Leo if it’s requested. I’ll do the same for trans boys and nonbinary folk! This includes if you weren’t kin with that character yourself, but they were still that gender. (For example, in my Soliel kin, Shigure is nonbinary and I often refer to them with they/them because of it!) How ever I won't do anything with genderbends.

Requests asking for cishet stuff will just be deleted! I can and will turn all your faves gay and trans. ;)

Anyways~ Onto info!!

For icons!!! I can do pride icons! They can be aes flags too, but pls know that if I go against the op’s dni (I am pro-mogai, anti-truscum, ace and aro inclusionist, and an anti for some quick reference) I won’t use it. for the lesbian flag i just go with the orange to pink one instead of the only pink one, know that it’s because the creator of the pink one is really icky if you’re unaware of that. And since I did say I’m pro-mogai, I don’t mind doing mogai identities as long as it’s not harmful.~

If you’re sending in a canon call don’t be afraid to send in multiple asks, I’ll post them all together. Please be as specific or vague as you want! Be clear if you want to meet specific character, avoid specific characters, want people only from your canon, and the age range. While the age range isn’t necessary, PLEASE state if you are a minor or over 18. If you’re 18+, minors may not want to interact and vice versa, so even if you’re comfy with anyone, know that they might not be comfy back. And if someone does have an age range (ect. “I’m 18+ and only want to talk to other 18+ folk”) RESPECT THAT. As a final point, if you’re 18+ and only want minors to interact, you will be blocked. If you’re a minor and only want people 18+ to interact, it’ll just be deleted.

Portrait edits are currently only available for characters in heroes! Please be more specific on things colourwise- for example don’t say “darker skin” because that is far from specific and can be from a light brown to a very dark brown. I can give characters hair dye streaks, freckles, face stickers, pride buttons, and minor edits in general along side full colour edits. I can also give characters objects from other characters, but note that the art styles may not mesh the best with all non-colour based edits. I will not lighten skin tones.

Aesthetics!! Please include colours unless it’s a pride aesthetic, since it’ll just be the flag colours. A THEME IS MANDATORY IF THE CHARACTER IS NOT FROM AWAKENING OR FATES. I’m mostly familiar with those two games so I can do an aesthetic for them based on how they are in canon, but that’s a lot harder for other characters and I will just delete it.

And about stimboards, PLEASE DO NOT REQUEST THIS IF YOU DON’T STIM. I don’t mind neurotypicals requesting, since they can stim, it’s just not as common as in ND folk. It’s not for aesthetics, even if I try my best to make them look appealing. You can rb them if you don’t stim, I don’t care, just don’t request them. When you are requesting, please try to be as specific as you can! Say what stims you don’t want included, if you have trypo, if you don’t want hands, can’t stand blades, are uncomfy with furry paws, don’t want animals, no fast-paced gifs, ect ect. Even if you’re worried about it sounding weird tell me, I won’t judge you.

You can check my “#?Selkies Samples” tag for examples of my stuff!

As a final note, you can request as much as you want when requests are open but send them in different messages. Adding more than one request into one message stresses me out immensely and I will not be able to do it.

HOLD UP!

Before you follow, know my stances on some stuff that’s important to me!

I’m anti-truscum and pro-mogai/imoga. Call me a tucute if you want, idc.

I’m an ace and aro inclusonist! Exclusionists are aphobes and never cared about “keeping ‘cishets’ out” they only want to hurt ace and aros.

I’m pro self-dx. As long as you put tons of research into the subject and talk with those who know for sure they have it + are open about it being self-dx, it isn’t harmful. It can be impossible to get diagnoses’ for things, especially if you have ablest parents, are afab, and/or don’t have the money.

I’m pro-otherkin! I’m other kin myself.

I’m an ‘anti’. What that means is I’m against shipping pedophilia, incest, and abuse even in fiction, and am aware that fiction effects reality. 'Anti-anti’ is a dumb label that’s clearly dancing around saying that they’re a pedophilia/incest/abuse supporter and apologist.

I’m obviously anti-pedophilie (map/nomap/nop/what ever term they’re using to seem less threatening) if that wasn’t clear by now.

So, I’d prefer if you don’t follow me if you are:

Truscum. I’ll likely block you if you even interact with me.

Anti-mogai. Neutrals are fine tho.

Ace/Aro exclusionist or neutral. It stopped being about gatekeeping a long time ago, you can’t be neutral on this when it’s constantly exclusionists telling aces and aros that they aren’t real, that they aren’t hurt for their orientation, and always having their communities invaded and ripped down even after exlusionists said that all they wanted was for us to make our own community. We did that. They tore it down and continued to mock us and yell at us all while getting our identity wrong, describing it incorrectly, and refusing to listen to our voices. It isn’t about if we’re lgbt or not anymore. It never was.

Pro-shipper ('anti-anti’)

Pro-pedophile

True crime community (I mean the sexual and romanticizing stuff!! I’m super into true crime myself so don’t worry about this if you’re just interested in crimes and mystery.)

BIO TIME!

Okay! I’m Selkie! I’m a trans man and I only use he/him. (I’ve considered using neopronouns but haven’t found any that were right. I might try some out on this blog in the future though.)  I’m mentally ill and nd. While I am currently a minor, I’m fine with people of all ages interacting and talking to me.

I’m asexual fictosexual/romantic, and (gray)aromantic mlm.

Anyways!!! Onto my kins! I mentioned otherkin, so I’ll quickly say that I��m vampire, fox, and werewolf kin. And while I’m not sure if they count as other kin at all, I’m a Kitsune (the Fates/IF kind specifically, not the Japanese folklore kind, and this is because I kin Selkie), as well as an Absol, Vulpix, Sylveon,and Umbreon from pokemon!

For fire emblem kins specifically, I am Selkie (Hence the theme! also, trans man), Veronica (trans man), Soleil (trans man??), and Henry (trans man)!

I’m 100% okay with all doubles~ While my mod name is Selkie I’m also fine with being called Soleil or Henry! Call me Veronica though and perish by my claws.

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there you go, nonny!

[istheresomebodywhocanimagine]

Hey, darling! May I please get a ship (Queen and Bo Rhap)? At first people may consider me as shy and distant but that immediately changes when I'm comfortable with you. Then I'm really chatty, sarcastic and kind and would love to give advice if needed. I'd like to think I'm smart. I hate talking about politics and religion. I'm a chubby hetero girl who has long hair and black (like my soul lol) eyes. Sometimes I don't pay attention at my surroundings, I'm just daydreaming a lot. Perfectionist.

god i’ve tried starting this like 100 times but recovering from spring break is killing me

SORRY FOR THE SLOW TURNOVER yall i’m drowning in projects so they’ll come when they come tbh

anyways!!! ships below the cut

For Queen, I ship you with John Deacon! (ignore roger in the gif even tho he cute as hell)

I think both Roger and Brian are far too opinionated and politically-driven to mesh well with you. However, John doesn’t concern himself with those things nearly as much. He keeps to himself, and he doesn’t flaunt his opinions, and that works really well for you two. Religion may be a place where you disagree a bit, but he doesn’t force his religion on you at all. 

Plus, he loves the similarities between the two of you. The initial awkwardness made you both realize that you were one and the same, so you quickly attached to each other upon realizing that your proclivity towards quietness/shyness is just a sort of temporary wall that you only have up for strangers.

And since you’re a chatty girl, I think you met Deacon through Freddie. You and Freddie were friends through school and he invited you to one of his gigs because he swore he’d found your match made in heaven.

Although you didn’t particularly like his blind date setups, he seemed very insistent on this one, so you begrudgingly agreed to put on your best dress and come out to see them play. 

“You’re gonna love him. He’s a little sweetheart, really!” Freddie gushed as he wrapped his arm up in yours, pulling you through the crowded bar towards the door that led back to the makeshift dressing rooms. It was the earlier Queen years, where they were still playing pubs and colleges, and you’d apparently happened to show up on the night where they played the smallest pub they could have found. As a result, their backstage area was... well, a bit cramped.

“Freddie, what if he doesn’t like me?” you asked nervously, tugging him to a stop just outside where the other three were.

“Like who?” Roger asked, popping his head through the curtain before looking directly at you and smiling. You’d already met a few times at Freddie’s (Deacon never really went there much), and he’d grown to like teasing you about your aversion for politics. “Well, look who it is. You hear about Heath and Whitelaw and the IRA?”

“Roger, if you start talking politics right now, I’ll keel over and die before the show even starts. Would you like that?” Freddie groaned, pushing Roger back into the curtain before turning to you and taking your face in his hands. “And he’ll love you. I promise.”

“Love who?” you heard from inside the curtain, the voice sounding soft and prim and unmistakably like Brian. “Roger, paws off my beer, thank you. Don’t think for a second that I won’t wallop you.” Yep. That was Brian.

Before you had time to make a dash for the door, Freddie tugged you through the curtain, where you nearly ran into Roger as he backed away from an irritated Brian. Between the two of them was a young-looking man, maybe 20ish, with beautiful brown hair that cascaded down over his shoulders and silvery-green eyes that nearly made your eyes go like those cartoons where they turn into hearts and pop right out of your skull.

As beautiful as he was, it was only made even better when he gave you a painfully shy smile that had just the slightest gap in the front. He put his hands down, having been in the midst of breaking the two morons up. “Sorry,” he managed to say quietly, addressing you and Freddie, but mainly you. “Didn’t want them having a row before we played.”

“That’s alright,” you replied gently, returning the smile and letting go of Freddie’s arm. “I know how they can be. Especially Roger.”

“Well, hello, love,” Brian greeted cheerily, blissfully unaware of John and you lowkey making googly eyes at each other., and he came in to give you a quick hug and a kiss on the cheek, which you reciprocated. “Haven’t seen you in ages. Has Freddie dragged you down to one of our shows, finally?”

“Well, he said I have someone to meet,” you replied unsurely, smiling a bit nervously before glancing over at Deacon, who was just to Brian’s left and still watching you quietly. “I’m assuming this is him?”

Your question was confirmed by a nod from Freddie, who went through a surprisingly only moderately painful introduction for the two of you. There was some small talk, but you didn’t get the chance to feel a conversation out before it was time for them to play. 

However, John pulled on his big boy pants after the show and bought you a drink, then managed to find a space at the bar where the boys couldn’t bother you, and from there, you bonded incredibly fast.

Nothing like sharing a general distaste for the drummer’s political hogwash.

Anyways, you started to hang around Deacon’s more often, Freddie complaining that he meant to bring Deacon around his place more often by acquainting the two of you. He’d managed to achieve the opposite - more often than not, you weren’t at Freddie’s now. 

You were with John instead, just spending time with him and only him. He was a lot of fun to talk to, particularly because his sarcasm matched yours really well, and he was able to have deep conversations with you without challenging your anti-political/religious stances.

One time in particular, you were both sitting on the bus late one night on your way back from Freddie’s, elbows bumping in the most unsatisfactory of ways - but it was okay, because the two of you were laughing at Roger’s latest conquest he’d brought that night. He had forgotten her name, which John hadn’t let him hear the last of all night.

“All I’m saying is that I wouldn’t be heartbroken if Roger conveniently forgot my name,” you giggled softly, shaking your head. “He’s got more notches on that bedpost than I’ve got hairs on my head.”

“A bit harsh, but you’re not wrong,” John laughed along, looking ahead of him and smiling for a moment before intentionally bumping you with his elbow and turning to you again. “Promise I’d never forget your name. As long as you don’t forget mine, that is.”

The sudden sweetness (and shameless flirt) made your cheeks turn a light pink, but since you no longer had your guard up around the man you’d seen become your closest friend as of lately, you didn’t back down.

“Forget your name? Don’t make me laugh, Mister.... er, remind me again?”

“Oh, you’re such a comedian,” he groaned, playfully crossing his arms as he slumped in the seat a bit. After a moment of thinking, he snickered to himself, a sign that he’d thought of something that probably was only funny to him. But he said it anyways. “If I ask you out now, would it be considered a blind date since you don’t know my name, apparently?”

You were right. It wasn’t that funny. But it was kind of cute, in an endearing dork sort of way, and that was basically John in a nutshell. And he was being far more direct than he’d ever been before, which was saying something... because that question still wasn’t direct.

“Why don’t you find out?” you teased gently, but there weren’t any malicious or ill-intended undertones to your voice. There was a kindness to it instead, one that fueled John’s confidence and coaxed him out of his shell - your kindness always brought out a more confident version of John. He was able to be himself around you, a more sure self.

“Would you let me take you on a blind date tomorrow, then? To the Italian place just down the street?” he asked, smiling a bit shyly, but still warmly, over at you. And you returned the smile, just like when you met.

“Of course. What kind of guy should I look for when I get there?”

“Oh, about 6′4, incredibly fit. Great hair, too.”

And for BoRhap, I ship you with Joe Mazzello! (the deacy duo wow blessed)

I think Gwilym’s a bit too political for you, and Ben, although sweet, probably would egg on your perfectionism too much. Despite his rough-seeming qualities, at his basis element, he’s pretty type-A (look at his fashion sense, for example - only someone with a type-A personality dresses that well in an AIRPORT. I bet you’ve got hella fashion in the airport. Y’all would stress each other out in that respect, even though you’re not completely type-A from the sounds of it).

And although we love Rami, I think he’d be a bit too awkward to hit it off with you romantically. But, you definitely could be friends. And that’s how you would meet Joe, who is just dweeby enough yet outgoing enough to really mesh well with you.

You’d probably meet Joe by chance when you stop by Rami’s. And as chance would also have it, you would have no idea that Joe was there, so when you immediately start talking once Rami invites you in, your chatty Cathy nature and general unawareness makes you completely oblivious to Joe until you literally run right into him.

“Rams, if I had a dollar for every time you managed to remember to grab ALL of your things before you left my apartment, I’d be broke. Boxers this time, really? How do you forget those, you didn’t even had a second outfit, did you? You worry me,” you rambled as you walked in, handing him a bag that contained his missing boxers. He followed you down the hallway, grumbling as he did so.

“Thanks for bringing them here. But I absolutely had a second outfit in my bag. I’m not a heathen, you know!”

“Thank God you’re not a heathen, I was so worried,” you teased playfully, giving him a playful eyeroll before you rounded the corner into the kitchen and ran straight into another human. A yelp escaped your lips as you barely managed to catch the bowl of popcorn that you’d knocked out of his hands, some of it spilling directly onto your shirt and getting just a bit of butter stains on the fabric.

All Rami could do was snicker to himself as you stared at Joe, still a bit shocked by the abrupt encounter. And Joe, ever the blushing dweeb, was already laughing at himself and apologizing profusely while Rami grabbed paper towels.

“I am so sorry, what a terrible first impression!” Joe laughed, taking the popcorn back from you carefully before sitting it on the counter and watching you with a curious, yet guilty look as Rami returned with a few paper towels, handing them to you so you could clean up a bit.

“Oh, it’s my fault!” you dismissed quietly, your voice still a bit shy but sure enough to let Joe know that you didn’t blame him. “I didn’t pay attention to where I was going.” You laughed to yourself as you cleaned your shirt off as best as you could. Meanwhile, Rami put in another bag of popcorn to pop, then hung back while he observed the two of you awkwardly trying to salvage the situation.

“Well, either way, I’m so sorry!” Joe apologized again, tugging on his collar a bit nervously. When you were quiet in response, far too shy to try another joking response to someone you didn’t recognize, Joe shot Rami a quick look that could only be a cry for help.

“This is Joe,” Rami interjected, leaning on the counter as he gave you both an amused smile. “And this is Y/N. I think I’ve told you both about each other.”

“Is this the Pacific guy?” you asked, pointing to Joe as you looked at Rami questioningly. He nodded, and you grinned a bit as you looked back at Joe. “Rami seems to have a bit of a crush on you, it’s nice to meet you.”

“Oh, and I have just as big of a crush on him, for sure,” Joe joked back without missing a beat, sending Rami a quick wink before he grinned back at you, slightly intrigued by your wittiness despite being so quiet. 

But when you were quiet in response again, he just took it as an invitation to keep talking, which is exactly what you needed - Joe taking charge of the conversation from the get go greatly helped your initial awkwardness, and made the situation not so quiet and uncomfortable. Which, in turn, boosted your confidence a bit and made you not so distant in the future.

“And if you’re Y/N, that means I’ve heard quite a few things about you. Rami also speaks pretty highly of you, and returning his nasty ol’ boxers? Admirable.”

“Oh my god, Joe, don’t talk shit about my boxers like I’m not right here!” Rami interjected, making a jokingly hurt face as he picked up the boxers and stalked out of the room with them. As he left, the microwave stopped and Joe walked over to retrieve the popcorn, bringing it over to the bowl carefully.

“Promise I won’t spill this one on you.”

After that, you joined their movie night and you found you had a lot in common with Joe - he was very much like Rami in the sense that he was a big dork, which you immediately hooked on to. 

But he was also very charming when he wanted to be, which he definitely wanted to be around you. From the moment he saw you, he was pretty entranced by the long hair-dark eye combo. You looked like some sort of Lady Godiva character, and he found that attractive from the very beginning. And it goes without saying that he was pretty cute too.

So one day, when you were out on the town with just him and you mentioned cutting your hair just in passing, you thought he was about to have a heart attack.

“What? No!” he’d immediately protested, looking at you like he’d seen a ghost. You were both headed home from a game that he’d bought tickets for as a sort of date thing - you were both still feeling things out, but definitely had some sort of feelings for each other (yes, Rami was a proud momma hen when he found out). You’d noticed that you sort of liked the look of your hair when it was behind your shoulders, about shoulder length, when you were putting on his baseball cap.

“My god, Joe, are you gonna be alright?” you laughed, giving him a gentle nudge with your elbow as you both exited the subway car at his stop. Like clockwork, you both headed up to the east exit, on his side of the street. “You’re acting like it’s the end of the world. I didn’t say I was going to cut it. I just think it looks kinda cute short.”

“So you’re not cutting it?” he asked hopefully, looking over at you with an equally hopeful look as you ascended the steps together, walking in sync. “You better not be. I’ll fight hand and teeth for you to not cut it.”

“Would it really be a crime if I did?” you teased gently, reaching the top of the steps with him and heading for his apartment. After a moment of contemplation, he looked over at you. To help his deliberations, you pulled your hair back over your shoulders and gathered up the rest of it in your hand, hiding the length of it. With that, he sighed.

“Damn it, you’re right. You’re even cute with short hair.” Grumbling to himself a bit too much, he unlocked the front door to his apartment building and held the door open for you while you giggled softly at his melodramatic annoyance. “Oh, hush. You knew that I’d lose this argument, didn’t you?”

“Well, it wasn’t really an argument. You never got the chance in the first place,” you reminded him, and he gave you a playful eyeroll as you both got in the elevator together. When the doors closed, it was quiet again. A bit more quiet than either of you would have liked. 

But, the quiet did bring one good thing. Joe got the balls to say what was on his mind, mainly because the silence had spooked him a bit. Unbeknownst to him, you were just partially zoned out, easily having lapsed into a daydream that may or may not have been about Joe.

(It was.)

His voice did lull you out of the dreamlike state, though, and you listened as the elevator slowly rose through the building. “I just really like your long hair. You look like a badass, it’s really cute. But you also look like a badass with short hair, so that’s completely unfair to my case, you know? I guess I’m just trying to tell you to stop being cute, please and thank you. It would make my life a lot easier and asking you out on another date a lot less stressful.”

“That is.... so cheesy, Joe. But thanks,” you laughed, giving him another gentle nudge. This one, he returned, along with a goofy smile that made your heart melt. “And right back at you.”

“Wow, you think I’d be cute with long hair? I’m flattered.”

“Oh my god. The last part, smartaleck. Why do I even go on dates with you?”

“That’s what I’m trying to figure out. I guess I’m lucky we’re both cute.”