#turning 25 on friday 💀

[whomturgled]

what do people do to celebrate their bday these days?

[duranduranofficial]

Prepare yourself for a night like no other 😈

Duran Duran invites you to DANSE MACABRE with them this Halloween at Madison Square Garden in New York City. It will be no ordinary show: a unique production featuring the hits alongside songs from the crypt on October 31st.

In addition to Halloween, Duran Duran has announced addtional showdates in the US.

OCT 21 | Allentown, PA | PPL Arena

OCT 23 | Verona, NY | Turning Stone Resort Casino

OCT 25 | Uncasville, CT | Mohegan Sun

OCT 26 | Atlantic City, NJ | The Borgata

OCT 28 | Baltimore, MD | CFG Bank Arena

OCT 31 | New York, NY | Madison Square Garden

NOV 02 | Manchester, NH | SNHU Arena

Artist VIP Pre Sale goes live on Wednesday, July 10 at 10 am est

Public On Sale goes live on Friday, July 12 at 10 am est 💀💀💀💀

[derangedanomaly]

Idk why but I like doing this rn, so uhm- found a new way to spam you too lol

1. "Kris Laila Lynn, I almost like my name:D"

2. "I'm a Scorpio!"

3. "Blade:D"

4. "Uhm, I'm bored ig"

5. "I'm taken, don't try anything bitches😔✋"

6. "Movie? Uhm.. The goldfinch! "

7. "I'm like- 6'2? I think"

8. ":) " my mother wants me dead" by ily, tho it's a techno remix"

9. "Ace, rain and-.. Drawing"

10. "Mhhhh, thinking abt my Au, seeing or hearing anything that Nm does to my boys aaaand, being in this game."

11. "The boys, asylum!sans:D and.... Killing-"

12. "Uh.. Like- idk.. Spaghetti?"

13. "FINN WOLHARD... Sry-"

14. "Uhm.. Like 4 or 5 tattoos and... Over 7 piercings"

15. "Uh, like- idk rly"

16. "Turn off's? Uhm- too many things"

17. "Scary movies"

18. "Computer"

19. "Mh.. Idk rly"

20. "Like 2days ago? Met someone who acted like she was my mom or smt."

21. "I mean yeah, I hate doing it tho"

22. "I speak uhm, German, Spanish and French, and a little bit Russian, but no where near fluid"

23. "Not rly I think"

24. "Like-.. Idk... She-ra or smt"

25. "Am I supposed to think of a question?.. Idk uhm-

What's my fav book? I rly like the novel the goldfinch- cuz it's gay:D and rlyyyy good, I could talk for hours on end abt it!"

Decided that my MTT would answer! :D

Red- Blade

Purple- Ace

Orange- Ted

1. "My full government name's Dust Undertale. But that last bit is- uh.. well.. dead.. so you can call me Ace. Just- Ace."

"I'm Blade!" "Uh... Any other-?" "Blade."

"Ted..." "..."

2. "I'm Aquarius, Blade's Taurus and Ted's Leo."

"Aww! Ace! You remember my birthday?!"

"Shut the fuck up...."

3. Fanon answers:

"KRIS! KRIS IS MY BIGGEST BEST FRIEND-"

"Blade...settle down.. uh..my best friend...? Probably... Lilian......." He seemed bashful admitting it. (Lilian belongs to @0glitched0-1out1 !)

"Chaos. My best friend is one hundred percent Chaos!"

Canon answers:

"Best friend? Uh... Well...you see-"

"He doesn't have a best friend."

"HEY! NOW THAT WAS UNCALLED FOR-!"

"I consider Ted my best friend!"

"... I'm not your friend.. I'm neither of you a friend.... You dirty brother killers..."

"......."

4. "Annoyed, because this questioning has been going on for-"

"I FEEL GREAT!!"

"......tired...."

5. Fanon:

"Taken. My partner is Kris, and he's the best partner I could ever ask for..."

"TAKEN!! TO MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE LILIAN!" (They're not married. He just likes to call her like that. 😔)

"... I'm... single... I'm not currently... interested in a... relationship..."

Canon:

".... relationship status? I'm single currently.."

"SINGLE- But I'm getting bitches!"

"No. You aren't."

"HOW DARE YOU! Yes I am-!"

"Single... I'm not searching for a... relationship..."

6. "I like... Friday the 13th... For some reason...."

"Why that? I think that Halloween's better."

"You know.... I always felt like the movie House Of Wax somehow speaks to me!"

(💀 they have NO idea..)

7. "We're all pretty tall... But those are the effects of- well... Being under Nightmares command... No. I'm not going to clarify what exactly I mean by that, but I'm 6'11"

"Why are your answers always so long? Anyways- I'm 6'8,71!"

"... 9'1,45..."

8. "I relate to.. uh.. Wet by Dazey and the scouts... BUT I LOVE SHOULDER BOULDERS BY S3RL!"

"Of course you do... But I like K. by Cigarettes After Sex"

"..? A song.....? Uh.. I like... Butch 4 butch... By Rio Romeo.."

9. "Horror themed things..., Games and Novels.."

"Blood, my rats (Jeffrey, Bob, Mike 💀), and alcohol!" (He's lying...)

"Flowers, animals and...peace..."

10. "...." Ace refuses to answer...

"=)" Blade seems unwilling to answer too... twitching and holding his knife tightly...

"...My family which I didn't see for too long.... Nightmare... And... being stuck in this realm.."

....

11. "The unstoppable marching of time that'll slowly lead to unexpected death..."

"My caricatures, my 18+ mags, and...death! =)"

"My...family..." (Papyrus...)

12. "Food? I don't eat."

"I like- uh... Pancakes? I guess? Lmao."

"......everything but nothing at the same time......."

13. "OMG- Well, I wouldn't call him a celebrity- BUT CHAOS! HAVE YOU SEEN JUST WHAT THAT GUY ACHIEVED?! HE-"

"I like myself! :)"

"... Celebrity?"

14. "None."

"I wanted to have some! But I didn't do it. :("

"...."

"Ace? Why are you suddenly so qui- wait.... AIN'T NO WAY-"

"... Uh..."

"YOU HAVE A TATTOO?! OR A PIERCING?!"

"... I... don't have a tattoo..."

"...So... A piercing?"

"OMG- YOU HAVE TO SHOW!! SO YOU HAVE SCARS AND A PIERCING?!"

"....not only one..."

"...."

"YOU HAVE MULTIPLE PIERCINGS-?!"

"Cut the camera!"

15. ".... I'd rather not say..."

"Turn-ons..?"

"OH- DO I HAVE A LIST FOR YOU! SO-"

16. "I'm asexual you fucking dick nips-"

"...huh..?"

"Turn-ofs? Uhh... Can't think of any right now!"

17. "Scary movies."

18. "Computer!"

"Anywhere I could watch porn-"

"... Television..."

19. "... What's a perfume?"

(I told you they all smell.. 😔😭)

20. "20 minutes ago! :D"

"... I don't cry much.."

"...."

21. "No."

"Yes-!"

"No. No he doesn't. We all can't really...cook."

22. "Well... I'm Arabic! I can speak English, Arabic and Japanese!"

"I can speak Russian, French, Spanish and Italien."

"...I can speak... German...and Japanese..."

23. "No."

24. "Steven Universe, Big Bang Theory and Red Dwarf!"

"Naruto, Demon Slayer, Komi Can't Communicate!"

"Why that last one?"

".... She's hot-"

"Ew, Blade! SHE'S 17!!"

"NOT MY FAULT THEY MAKE HER LOOK OLDER!!"

"No! You're just gross!"

"... I don't really watch... Tv much..."

(I skipped the last one- since I didn't really know what to add. 💀🙏🏻)

[helmort]

𝗠𝘆 𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗙𝗮𝘁 𝗝𝘂𝗿𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗰 𝗪𝗲𝗱𝗱𝗶𝗻𝗴⭐(Friday's Tale)

Krystal fancied herself the darling of Britain, a sentiment she had harbored since her initial foray into the cutthroat world of kindergarten fashion, bedecked in flashy pink attire and a brazen tee proclaiming, "Bubblegum Bitch, Unleash the Glitch." When her teacher, rang her mum, advocating for the banishment of the garish garment, the nicotine-fueled matriarch snapped back, "Oi, she's my spawn, and I'll school her my way, not your highfalutin' rubbish! Keep your posh rules to yourself, Bitch!" She punctuated her sentiment with a punch that left the teacher out cold, convalescing in a hospital bed for a generous three weeks.

That ruckus taught Krystal a basic truth: cozy up to an aggressive "mate," and the world bows to your whims. At the tender age of ten, she embraced her inaugural boyfriend, a sickly 16-year-old brute with a mug only a mother could tolerate. Krystal endured his amphibian countenance for the perks; the lad happily stabbed anyone spouting words she found irksome. Through adolescence, she paraded through 25 boyfriends, each a notch more menacing than the previous. She started with a head-smashing hooligan, ending up hitched to a hulking black dude with a rap sheet for unprovoked attacks with machetes on the police.

But none measured up. At 23, she pivoted from boyfriends to husbands. A debt collector, famed for playground pummelings, led the charge. Then, a cutthroat tycoon who found joy in exploiting folks and laying a savage beating on those who sought compassion. Finally, she hitched her wagon to a Russian mobster, the notorious "Nikolai the Beheader." Yet, contentment remained elusive.

In an act of desperation, Krystal turned to an American cloning facility, splashing a considerable sum on a T-Rex, straight out of Jurassic Park. In a world where folks tied the knot with inanimate objects and critters (like the lady with the Eiffel Tower or the chap hitched to a Barbie doll), a T-Rex husband didn't seem too outlandish. So, on a desert island reserved for this peculiar project, she choreographed the entire affair: rings, priest, witnesses, and her tearful mother.

Alas, marrying a 4-meter-tall, 12-meter-long Cretaceous beast with a bottomless hunger proved less than practical. The situation nosedived when the T-Rex decided the wedding feast included the entire guest list, beginning with a terrorized priest.

The moral of the tale, ladies and gents: Steer clear of matrimonial ties with a bloody T-Rex!

💀

[gfwooyo]

were silent lunches a collective punishment for other schools or was my catholic school just evil? like if classes were misbehaving as a whole they'd give us "silent lunch" which meant we had to leave an empty seat between us and not talk the whole lunch period or else we'd get in trouble. we couldn't laugh either. and it usually wouldn't be just one day of silent lunch it could go up to a week, maybe 2 sometimes i can't remember

and omg i just remembered if there were a few kids being Good they'd be allowed to sit at the front of the table (those long ones) together and talk and it was soooo awkward bc of how quiet the room was like nah i'd rather be with the silent group 😭 and if it was multiple classes "misbehaving" like at an assembly or friday mass or just in our own classes on the same day the whole cafeteria would be in silent lunch dkgjsmdkf

also feel like i should clarify this was a small k-8 catholic school so like each grade had 20-25 kids so when i say class i mean the whole grade and 5th-8th had lunch at the same time so i remember soooo many times us junior high kids would be having silent lunch and the 5th graders would be livin it up at their table and laughing at us :/

the more i think abt it the more fucked up it is 😭😭😭 there'd be manipulation sometimes too the teacher would be like well if u THINK u weren't misbehaving u can come sit at the front and talk. and ofc no one is gonna be that person. and there were times they'd try to turn us against each other jesus christ i can't believe i'm just now seeing how fucked up that was at 25 💀

[brainjuicezz]

Halloween This or That 💀🕷️

1. Scary pumpkin or Cute pumpkin

2. Creepy dolls or Creepy clown

3. Skeletons or Zombies

4. Trick or Treat

5. Broom or Wand

6. Ghosts are real or Ghosts are fake

7. Halloween party or Scary movie

8. Face mask or Face paint

9. Scary pumpkin carve or cute pumpkin carve

10. Scary costume or Funny costume

11. Hannibal Lector or Norman Bates

12. Warlock or Werewolf

13. Abducted by aliens or Turned into a zombie

14. Black cat or Orange cat can't I pick both?

15. Michael or Jigsaw

16. Mummy or Grim Reaper

17. Chocolate or Gummies

18. Take two or Take the whole bowl

19. Monster cookies or Eyeball punch

20. Give out candy or Turn off your lights

21. Gory films or Thrillers

22. Heroes or Villains

23. Orange or Black

24. Bat or Owl

25. Halloween parade or Halloween photoshoot

26. Dracula or Frankenstein

27. Candy or Popcorn ball

28. Hocus Pocus or The Nightmare Before Christmas

29. Corn maze at night or During the day

30. Freddy or Jason

31. Last one alive or First one to die

32. Cute decorations or Scary decorations

33. Morticia Addams or Elvira

34. Halloween handmade crafts or Store bought crafts

35. Big pumpkin or Small pumpkin

36. Warm Halloween night or Chilly Halloween night

37. Trick-or-treat or Hand out candy

38. Sleep in a cemetery or Sleep in an abandoned house

39. Scary stories or Ouiji board

40. Pumpkin seeds or Pumpkin pie

41. Go all out on your costume or Go basic

42. Paint your pumpkin or Carve your pumpkin

43. Witches or Demons

44. Ghost or Mummy

45. Reese's or Hershey's

46. Fog machine or Spooky sounds

47. Friday the 13th or 'It's the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown

48. Homemade costume or Store-bought costume

49. Haunted hayride or Haunted house

50. Werewolf or Vampire

51. Skeptical or Superstitious

52. Fake blood or Fake spiders

53. Always hiding or Frequently jumpy

54. Sees ghosts or Good at screaming

55. Goodbye October or Stay spooky

56. Good witch or Bad witch

57. Beetlejuice or The Addams Family

58. Trunk or Treat or Fall Festival

59. Good or Evil

60. Chucky or Annabelle

Tagged by!: @shuicheese! Thanks for the game, sis!

I still dont have many mutuals, so whoever wants to do this feel free!

[rudystree]

If we don't get quality content of Rudeth on Friday, I will set the world on fire. Also can someone in his life please confirm that he is turning 25 years old 😅😅😅

I KNOWWW 💀😭

Friday is Rudy day and I better get a big dose of Rudy content or I’ll cry

[tonysslut]

7 - 12 - 13 - 20 - 22 - 24 - 25 - 26 - 34 - 35 - 43 - 49

👀

7. Who are you jealous of? i wouldn't say i'm necessarily jealous of anyone, i do constantly compare my life to others but not in an jealously kind of way.

12. What’s one of your fantasies? okay i'm not sure what fantasies you're asking about but i'll just say one my sexual fantasies lol.

having sex with older men would probably be my top one, not just like a few years older, i mean like men who are in their 30s, 40s, maybe even 50s. like letting them do pretty much whatever to me would literally be a dream come true.

13. Do you have/would you get your nipples pierced? i don't currently have them pierced but i plan on getting them done soon!

20. What is something you’re obsessed with? i've been obsessed with planning out my future apartment, like making pinterest boards with how i want different rooms to look. makes me so excited to move back to Michigan.

22. Tag someone you think is hot. @boop-le-snoot they're so pretty 🥺

24. What are three places you want to travel? the UK, Toronto, and Paris

25. Describe your perfect Friday night. i'm an introvert so i'd probably just stay home and write or go to a friend's house. buy a bunch of snacks, get super high, and sit on omegle for the rest of the night. 💀

26. What’s your favorite season? fall for sure! it's such a pretty season

34. What’s your coffee order? vanilla sweet cream cold brew from starbucks

35. Do you have a crush on anyone? i did, it was on a new friend of mine but turns out she has a boyfriend. good thing i never told her lmao

43. What’s your guilty pleasure? i love watching cartoons, like the amazing world of gumball, teen titans go, craig of the creek. i eat that shit uppp

49. Who do you text the most? probably my best friends. they don't have tumblr so i can't tag them lol