#turkey preparation

[you-are-willcome]

If you're in the greater Seattle area i run a small knife sharpening business! Get your knives sharpened!

[tejennnn]

I got some Turkish sweets! Decided to take a photo with the APH Türkiye keychain right before devouring both of them :d

[i-am-thevoid]

Pov: You messed with the wrong Courier

[adsosfraser]

headcanon that the first time a toast baby brings their girlfriend/boyfriend home katniss is conveniently sharpening her hunting knife and refletching her arrows as the poor kid sweats under her scrutiny

[a-queer-query]

Guys, start hoping that it's a peaceful day with no rude people! Please, I need it!!

[theassthatisguarded]

Happy Thanksgiving to all my American moots.

I love y'all.

[cheapcheapfaker]

[gbsbbq]

Ultimate Thanksgiving Turkey Brine Recipe for Moist and Flavorful Results

Ingredients: 1 whole turkey (12-14 pounds) 1 gallon (16 cups) of water 1 cup kosher salt 1/2 cup brown sugar 1 tablespoon whole black peppercorns 2 bay leaves 4-5 cloves of garlic, crushed 1 lemon, sliced 1 orange, sliced A handful of fresh herbs (rosemary, thyme, sage, etc.) Ice (to cool the brine) Instructions: Prepare the Brine: In a large pot, combine the water, kosher salt,…

[youllalwaysfindyourwaybackhome]

Christmas is in a week holy shit

[castorochiaro]

god there is truly no experience like roasting and carving your own turkey

truly a primal delight

[sohannabarberaesque]

Postcards from Snagglepuss

Preliminaries, preliminaries

Just be thankful in a way for the generosity of fellow Funtastics, and their finding some worthwhile schtick on Amazon.com, for some serious help with the Thanksgiving dinner for such company as Crazy Claws has set up to begin with--yours truly, Huckleberry Hound, Yakky Doodle and Chopper, Pixie and Dixie, Touché Turtle and Dum-Dum, the Hair Bear Bunch and some mystery guests, know.

Especially for the trims that manage to supplement the turkey breast dinner we're managing to pull off on Thanksgiving Day ... in particular such esoteric examples of brands you don't usually expect to find stateside, never mind the arrogance of such calling themselves "Real Americans" too dependent on a certain Wally World for their own best interests and unaware of other choices to begin with.

But at any rate, consider what the proverbial cat dragged in when it came to Thanksgiving dinner preparations: Packets of mashed potato flakes, both traditional and garlic, perhaps adding a little in the variety department for the dinner by combining the two.

Some Gravox gravy mix via Kwicky Koala, for to blend some gravy out of the pan drippings ... and just hope it comes out right.

And some Paxo stuffing mix from England, the classic sage-and-onion sort even ... who said it has to always be Stove-Top? (Not to mention at least one box of the sage-and-onion with lemon added!)

But then again, Crazy Claws was able to get some fresh turkey breasts for roasting at a local meat market in Lake Delton. No doubt beating the ordeal, if it could be called so, of having to get up early and thaw the turkey starting around breakfast time, before the parades start being on the vidiot's box even (during which time the turkey would head for the oven and our company perhaps enjoying coffee and conversation!).

But still, let's hope things don't turn out rather crazy and convoluted once the dinner comes forth....

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[halsteadsbradshaw]

Happy Easter!! ✝️🐰

[realizashuns]

Day 1 sober. Was able to crash around 8 pm last night and was able to wake up at 8 am naturally. Made latkes and drinking my coffee now. Looking for something quick to watch so I can do some yoga after

[mintmatcha]

hi mint!! it is indeed time to go crazy, time to go off the rails!!!

its the lords day and its time to go fucking bananas!!!!

[smallbrooke1998]

Happy Thanksgiving! And I hope that turkey doesn't burn to a crisp!

[robandjas]

(via Preparing a Traditional Christmas Dinner - Cooking Turkey and Gravy)