#turkey dinos

[fake-your-smile]

I rlly don’t wanna post this but

Rlly rlly struggling financially and the job market near me is 💩 rn.. if anyone can afford to give even a £1 it would be great appreciated 😩

As I was raised; if you don’t ask, you don’t get

Pic of my sons food from the other day for attention

£kazzie1820

[hotchickmarkus]

can y'all give me some lyric inspiration. im kidda thinkin i wanna write something with a title thats like "an ode to ..."

im thinking "an ode to turkey dinos" but idk about lyrics

[unexpecteddinolesson]

Turkey

Turkey is an extant theropod dinosaur that grows to approximately 1 m in length and can weigh up to 10 kg. Like many theropods, it has feathers, being completely covered except for the head, legs, and feet. An avian dinosaur, Turkey belongs to one of the few lineages to survive the mass extinction at the end of the Cretaceous period.

[kodasea]

Top three theropods

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Sohn was eminently qualified to serve on the FCC, and there was no mystery as to who she would serve in that role: the American people, especially those who have been abused, forgotten or underserved by Big Telco and Big Cable, from digitally redlined inner-city to rural broadband deserts.

So the monopolists went to work. For sixteen months, they successfully lo the Senate to block her confirmation hearing. Not her confirmation — just the hearing. Over $23 million in telco money flowed into the Senate over this period, and that was just the start.

The ISPs also went to work on the frothing culture warriors of the American right, smearing Sohn as a “groomer” and an “anti-police radical.” They ran a homophobic smear campaign against Sohn, who is gay, and condemned her for her work as a volunteer board member with the Electronic Frontier Foundation, on the grounds that EFF opposes unconstitutional digital police surveillance and campaigned against SESTA/FOSTA, a law that has put sex-workers in grave physical danger while doing nothing to accomplish its nominal goal of preventing sex-trafficking (disclosure: I am a Special Advisor to EFF and am proud to have worked with them for over 21 years).

-Culture War Bullshit Stole Your Broadband: Your internet sucks because telco monopolists kept Gigi Sohn off the FCC

[morethansalad]

Vegan Turkey Dinosaurs (Dino Nuggets)

[flashfuckingflesh]

This EVIL Thanksgiving Bird Has Been Overcooked. "Amityville Turkey Day" reviewed! (SRS Cinema / DVD)

“Amityville Turkey Day” – That’s No Cranberry Sauce! Check Out the DVD Here! Rocco, a sleazy indie film director, is given one last project to director with the stipulation of not to squander the funds and to make a competent hit movie without completely making principal photography a nightmare for the cast and crew.  Having landed a large estate to shoot his film, the house comes with a…

[dognightmare4]

New premade up on Etsy!

https://newtsnovelty.etsy.com/listing/1765094572

[hydrahound87]

EDIT: It's sold!

Made a murder turkey adopt for Thanksgiving!

Comment here or on TH if you're interested

[p4nd4m00n1um]

turkey dinosaur extinction event part 2: finish him!!

[thecoffeeisblack]

Nemegtogaia Turkey Day sketch. Done on a Samsung Galaxy Tab s9 FE+ in Clip Studio Paint.

I have a personal tradition, given the absolute lack of Thanksgiving media, of watching dinosaur movies rather than something like just football or the Charlie Brown Thanksgiving special. My thinking is that turkeys are dinosaurs and it's just as much a Dino holiday as it is a day to give thanks with the family. Plus, dinosaurs are always more fun and are a bit more unifying than getting into awkward political discussions with family members you barely ever see.

The tradition started with watching Jurassic Park and then all of its sequels, but I have since expanded it to watching any dinosaur movies or TV shows. This year I watched the 2005 Peter Jackson King Kong.

[pinazee]

100% shawn relied on his charm. I think if he was on his own he would have, but because he has gus and henry to pay for it, he doesn’t feel the need to do so. Plus, i think he just gets a kick out of being purposely irresponsible in front of his dad. That or he knows his dad was going to criticize him either way so why not make him pay more? He’s certainly not fronting the money haha

Okay, I've been having some THOUGHTS

Okay, does anyone know that scene in Psych where Shawn, Gus, and Henry have to buy a car for a case and there's this joke about Shawn not knowing how to haggle and spending all their money on the car?

Okay, so my question is Does Shawn know how to haggle? Either he genuinely doesn't know how to haggle OR he's playing dumb, as we all know he loves to do, and is wasting their money because it's funny to him.

Shawn is very smart but he plays dumb so well that even Gus and Henry often forget he's a genius

So I was thinking this through, rolling it over in my head and, Shawn travelled the world with nothing but the clothes on his back! OF COURSE he knows how to haggle, so why didn't he?

From where I see it, there's 2 options,

1. He didn't realize that cars are one of those things you have to haggle on

But then someone pointed out to me on discord, what about his motorcycle?

NO WAY he payed full price for that thing! And if he haggled for IT then why wouldn't he know to haggle foe a car despite never buying one?

So, this leads to option 2

2. Shawn KNEW he was supposed to haggle but doesn't care about money and likes pretending to be stupid so he wasted their money on purpose for the bit

Gus will wake up in a cold sweat in 10 years with the realization that Shawn did it on purpose and call him at 2am to yell at him about it.

But, what about secret option number 3?

That's right! There's a secret 3rd option:

3. Shawn relies on his OP charisma stat to get things for free when traveling the world, he manipulated and charmed his way into traveling the world, he's never had to actually haggle because his go to is charisma

What I'm getting at is Shawn went "Haha, I'm not doing that in front of my dad, I will pay full price."

Thank you for coming to my tedtalk.

[little-pondhead]

Oops.

While learning to control his powers under the guidance of Clockwork, Danny accidentally curses his own bloodline with the Curse of Sentient Food several centuries in the past. Originally, a witch was supposed to curse his family. Oops. Well, the Fentons were always adapting, and technically, either way, he'd end up battling dino nuggets at three am in his underwear, no matter who the curse came from. So he shrugged and continued on.

Unfortunately, this also means that out of nowhere, the timeline shifted, and some of his very distant relatives are now battling their food into submission at every meal because Danny is ultimately way more powerful than some mortal witch from the 1600s. His version of the curse reached literally everyone he could ever be related to for the last few centuries. Even if they were adopted into the family!

So, returning to the present time after training, Danny is a little startled to see some news clips of people's dinners coming to life and beginning revolutions. Wow, John Fentonightingale really got around, didn't he? He felt a little uncomfortable that now all these random people had to deal with their share of Fenton luck, but from some of the interviews, everyone seemed to be handling it pretty well!

Especially his so-distant-they're-on-another-tree cousins, the Kents, who contacted his family directly, asking how best to prepare a zombie turkey. Their son was coming for Thanksgiving with his new wife and some coworkers, and they just refused to make the guests fight for their lives on a holiday!

They invited the Fentons to join them, of course.

[mostlysignssomeportents]

How do you convince conservatives to vote against decent internet at a decent price? The same way you convince conservatives to do anything:

You tell them it’s woke.

Under Trump, we had FCC commissioners who falsely claimed that municipal broadband would censor conservative voices. This isn’t merely untrue, it’s radioactively wrong: in fact, the only ISPs in America that aren’t allowed to block content on the basis of its viewpoint are the publicly owned ones, thanks to our good old pal, the First Amendment.

Low-information culture-warriors have carried water for cable and telco monopolists for years, even as their situation degraded. 100 million Americans live in places where every ISP has violated Net Neutrality, and rural Americans now overwhelmingly live in deadzones where the normal duopoly of cable/DSL has been replaced by a cable-only monopoly.

In the face of this rapid deterioration, telecoms monopolists have had to invent new ways to gin up fury and hold improvement at bay.

Which brings me to Gigi Sohn.

-Culture War Bullshit Stole Your Broadband: Your internet sucks because telco monopolists kept Gigi Sohn off the FCC

[modelsof-color]

Brian Whitby by Marcello Dino for GQ Turkey Magazine December 2024

[genius11rare]

Joker will likely come back after some research to try again , maybe find Blood Blossoms. There IS a place IRL in , i think Norway? Somewhere very fucking cold that has seeds of practically every plant preserved in case of some disease wiping out a strain. If someone DID have Blood Blossoms , a few are probably there.

Again though , thats FUTURE Jokers problem. CURRENT Joker needs to get the fuck out of here , Yesterday.

Ya'll remember Ace? Bat-hound?

No WAY Cujo became a Ghost and He did not.

Is he a little lost? Maybe. This is not his beautiful home. This is not his beautiful, maladjusted, Bat Family. Who are you people!? Where IS he!? This place is FAR to cheerful and green to be Gotham!

But he is Bat-Hound. A PROFESSIONAL. A HERO. He can handle this. He just has to track his humans down... through... whatever this is. If Krypto can fly, bless his mostly empty, hyperactive head, then so should he! It can't be THAT har-*Thwonk!*

.....no one saw that.

But what's this? A helpful young pup? Cujo you say. Ah, he too, was once a gaurd dog. Cujo, lad, he seems to be lost. Could you...? You WILL! Fantastic. But wait? You're worried about your Young Human?

*Bat Concern Rising* *Doggy eye squint*

WHY?

*cujo spills the frankly horrifying beans about Danny's home life*

.........ha ha, NOPE! We can be having THAT! He's coming too! Bruce LOVES young humans! Especially sassy ones. He'll adopt him in no time! You grab the older one's, I'll grab the baby. Then we can head home, yes? You'll love gotham! Plenty of scoundrels to chase!

Cut to the Bat family. Damian is training Titus in the yard. Rare sun-ish day. It's a cook out. The Kent's are over. When?

Titus and the Supers both perk up. You hear that? Somethings about to-

*reality RIPS* *Ace the Bat Hound, dead for over a decade, jumps through... THE SIZE OF A HORSE. He is holding a struggling small preteen girl in his mouth* *Splat*

He dropped her. Eeeeeeew! She is loudly protesting. There is a SECOND dog. Green. Two more teens, clearly related to the first. Dumped on Bruce's lawn.

Ace looks proud of himself. Shrinks to normal size and pads over. Plops down in front of Bruce like he'd never left, tail wagging. Still in costume. He's glowing.

The burgers burn on the grill. No one can bring themselves to notice or care. Damian is elated. Krypto is fly wrestling is bestest buddy. Bruce is having a nervous breakdown over his dead dog.

Clark is calling their co-workers and trying to STOP the nervous break down.

Lois is just feeding the strage kids the dogs brought. Asking some casual "I'm totally not an investigative reporter" type questions. Who wants chips? Have a towel.

Ace? Is a Good Boy. 🐶

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