#turfe

[great-and-small]

Apparently the local university’s undergraduate entomology course sends students to catch insect specimens at the same place I like to go birdwatching, which explains why I saw three enormous frat looking dudes with tiny bug nets and overheard one emphatically say “bro BRO I told you we already have enough lepidopterans”

[toyastales]

Savory Steak Bites and Shirmp

[stars-obsession-pit]

Due to issues with Jack’s fertility, the Fenton kids were both conceived using donor sperm. The donor they ended up receiving wasn’t anyone special; just a random chemical engineer from Gotham City by the name of Jack Napier

And perhaps things could have ended there. Perhaps in another reality, they did, and Danny never had to pay more than a passing thought to his genetic father.

But in this world, Jack Napier faced one extraordinarily bad day, and it broke him. All he could do in response was laugh at the utter meaningless of it all. And by the time his cackles subsided, the man he had once been was dead. In his place, only the Joker remained.

Yet despite how suddenly everything changed, neither of them knew the truth of things right away. The Joker had never even known he had a son, since the service didn’t inform people if their donations were used. And though Danny had known Napier’s name, he had no reason to pay enough attention to the man to notice his disappearance.

That ignorance couldn’t last forever, though.

All it took was a few medical tests from Danny before the automated database systems made the connection.

And that certainly didn’t go unnoticed by those in Gotham.

It looks like it’s time for Uncle J to pay his kid a surprise visit! Ooh, maybe he could break out the ol’ electroshock kit and bring back Joker Jr too, make it a proper family reunion!

[mitochondria-larson]

I am very clearly deranged I simply couldn't not post this

[everybody-loves-to-eat]

(source)

[sourisverte]

Keldur, Iceland

[daily-deliciousness]

Garlic butter ribeye steak and shrimp

[ahhhsami]

[its-where-the-wild-things-are]

[applestruda]

Mother spore

[rhisardthewizard]

The thing I can't get over about this whole billionaire submersible thing is, like

The Titanic was a work of art. It was a feat of luxury and the people who built it (the thousand hands that built it between Belfast and South Hampton) really believed they'd built something to be proud of, something that would stand the test of time. It was equipped with full restaurants, pools, spas, gyms, ballrooms. The poorest accommodations were still the nicest in the fucking *world* at the time.

And, for the regulations of the time, Titanic was considered overprotective. They had almost twice as many lifeboats as was strictly required and had watertight panic doors to contain flooding if the ship were to get hit.

The problem was that these measures failed. Not that nobody who built the Titanic cared about them.

Also, a first class ticket, adjusted for inflation, cost about $50k.

Conversely, a group of rich dipshits paid FOUR TIMES AS MUCH to die in an under-pressurized aluminum can the size of a Honda Odyssy that they KNEW was suicidally unsafe to get into.

[bruciemilf]

No thoughts, only AU where Thomas Wayne is the resident doctor from Park Row who occasionally curb stomps mobsters and cops

SAVE ME, GUN BATMAN, SAVE ME

[suntails]

governance

[korrahsamis]

EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP. ITS DECEMBER. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS? ITS KORRASAMI MONTH. AND GUESS FUCKING WHAT. ITS THEIR 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARYYYYYYYYY. I will forever love korrasami for the rest of my life and how it made waves and changed the animation history forever!

[squid-bean]

New SashiMori song!

Also look at Paul!!

I love how he's wearing the same hat several years later (and has been mending it)