#tumblr/jus milk

[galleryyuhself]

Galleryyuhself - Jus June!

[owenscutieee]

sleepy.

| lowkey forgot i even had tumblr so please forgive me 😭

“ma, please I’m soo horny..” chris whined. “Chris, I’m really tired.” “Please ma, y’don’t have to do anything, baby. i’ll do it all. jus’ need you right now..”

—

chris slides the bridge of your panties to the side and nuzzles his length between your folds, sliding it up and down a couple times before pushing into your slit

he humps against you, his thick cock sliding over your clit and teasing a whimper out of you.

"fuck,my godd-,so tight," chris blathers, "such a tight pussy, mmm, hah, fuck-" his hips are meeting your ass with muted slaps, wet squelches resounding from between your legs as chris fucks you open.

it feels so good, his cock shoving itself deeper as your pussy starts to drool around him, "aah fuckk ma, ‘m close-" chris said, your breath hitching you feel that familiar knot in the pit of your stomach about to snap. Chris began to thrust at a relentless pace, driving his cock deep inside of you.

"mm-fuck Chris!" you said gripping onto the sheets below you "fuckk! Chris I'm cumming!" You said moments before your release. Chris came seconds later, shooting white thick ropes of cum into you.

chris nearly whines as his cock twitches and throbs inside you, hips pumping shallowly as he milks himself with your pussy, thick cock fucking wet fluid from your folds.

[plutos-little-space]

hi ! jus a smol question from som1 who's getting started on regressing :( u can ignore this ask if u dont want to answer its fine.

how do i regress/be little if i have no caregiver irl, and can't regress uhh physically...? (like use pacis, buy children things like clothes and stuff) is it weird if i want to find a cg online? jus som1 who could keep me company is all.

hi hi!! :>

in my experience with regressing i still have similar problems. since i can’t get a lot of the traditional regressing stuff i’ve substituted!! :)

But first off, the first thing you need to know is you don’t need to have a cg, (i don’t have one) it’s not a requirement to at all! and ofc there’s nothing wrong with having one!! just make sure it’s someone you trust!!!!

if you do want a cg, i wouldn’t exactly advise going on the internet, and if you do be sososososo careful people can be really creepy and weird :( make sure you’re comfortable with them and know them at least a little, but i still don’t super advise it :(

as for regressing without having access to all the traditional stuff;

plushies! especially ones you really love or make you feel small are fantastic! giving them names and playing with them is super nice! and ofc cuddling them!

as for food and stuff, i like cereal and stuff like apple sauce, any kid like food i can make! other are like peanut butter and jelly, apple slices, fruit gummies, stuff like that! you can also cut them into fun shapes!!! :D also water bottles are cool because you can pretend they’re sippy cups and if their not see through you can put any kind of juice or milk you want!!

Tv shows and other stuff! obviously most kid shows are super awesome!! i like bluey and my little pony a lot! also there’s tumblr and pinterest, tho ofc be careful on those bc again, people can be weird and creepy, if it’s wanted i can link some cool creators on both here and pinterest ( which are hard to find bc they censor stuff :/) and activities like color and drawing are always fun to do!

Change into comfy clothes!! pjs, onesies, even just sweatpants and your favorite hoodie, anything that can make you feel comfortable and small!

stim toys! i have this long rubber noodle (mind you i clean this thoroughly) and it’s honestly really nice to chew and have in my mouth when i’m little. any rubber stim toys, like stuff you can find at like walmart, are super nice and also not really suspicious, if you can get your hands on them! make sure you clean them!!!

sorry for the essay! :P i hope this helps and i’m sorry if it doesn’t make much sense, or there was to much info! just remember that you don’t need a cg to regress, don’t get me wrong i’ve heard it helps! but it’s not required! and also remember to be sososos safe on the internet!! and remember you are valid!!

i hope this helps! (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

-Pluto

DNI BANNERミ★

[brandwhorestarscream]

Tumblr might’ve eaten the original version of this from… at minimum a few weeks ago, so I’m throwing it back in.

Somehow, for whatever reason, Preceptor and Brainstorm find their way to Unicronia while the scanners the Unicronians use to detect mecha like usual Cybertronians is down. But instead of landing somewhere kinda safe like Lushus’s forest, Preceptor and Brainstorm accidentally land in the Lust Forest. They notice the planet feels weird but they jus think it’s because it’s an alien planet and not dark Energon related. Some of the sapient plants of the forest notice them and they don’t realize said plants are seeing them as food because “WOW NEW PLANTS”.

You can guess what happens from there. (Interfacing… and overloads… yea. Transfluid-eating plants.)

Ahhh yes, the Jungles of Lust. My old friend

For anyone not in the loop, there's an entire planet on this blog born of reincarnated Unicron; himself, his 4 asexually produced children, and 7 grandchildren are revered as the pantheon of this world, modelled after the 4 horsemen if the apocalypse and the 7 deadly sins

Anyway

PERCY AND BRAINSTORM LANDING IN THE JUNGLES OF LUST 😍 their ship landing cleared out some of the immediate surrounding foliage (did they crash? That would make this even spicier), so they're safe for a moment. They get out what they can--the scanners don't indicate anything super dangerous right away--and start working to establish a little base camp. This planet is weird, giving off the strangest vibes: but everything around them is formed of inorganic substances, metal and polymers and silicone and crystals, so they know it's a Cybertronian descended planet.

Uhhh warning for horny robots under the cut, this kinda got away from me

Brainstorm is over the moon, running around gathering samples because half of these materials are unrecognizable to his systems and he's talking a mile a minute about tests he wants to run, potential future applications, new energy sources, etc, etc. Percy is mostly blocking him out as he takes a more practical approach and catalogues everything he can see right away. He's so focused on his task that it takes him a klik or two to realize Brainstorm has gone quiet, and when he turns around? Finds his conjunx deep in the clutches of one of the Jungle's predatory plants.

The flora of the Lascivious Unicronus's lands range from normal plants to mildly sentient, and almost all of them are carnivorous in some way. Some are vampiric and feed on energon or whole bodies, but thankfully, that's not what has Brainstorm. The others, as they are creations of Lust, feed specifically on transfluid. So whenever someone is ensnared they're in for a wild ride: Percy sees Brainstorm bound and gagged, slippery, sticky vines and cables wrapped all around his arms and legs, squirming under his panels to get at his spike and valve. There's another in his mouth, forcing him to drink the plant's sticky sap--a potent aphrodisiac. Brainstorm is a mess, thick tentacles in his valve and another wrapped around his spike, lust-inducing drugs blasting through his veins. He's a moaning, drooling mess, already near incoherent as the plant forces him to overload for the third time in as many minutes.

Perceptor rushes to try and get him free, but the plants immediately zero in on him too: another warm body ripe for milking, transfluid reserves topped up at full. He's swiftly wrapped up too and taken into the folds. The plant is kind enough to let them face each other, though if it's sheer dumb luck or it actually letting them be face to face is up for debate 🤭 once they're full of aphrodisiac and have stopped struggling, instead just moaning and squealing and rolling into the stimulation, their mouths are freed. Brainstorm immediately lurches forward to kiss his mate with reckless abandon, and Percy follows suit. They're making out feverishly, as well as they can while the vines ravage their bodies and force every drop of transfluid out of them.

Once they've been sucked dry they're promptly dropped to the forest floor, whimpering and twitching, barely able to move. They were trapped with the plants for megacycles on end, and were fucked so thoroughly there's not a chance in hell they're gonna be walking anytime soon 🤭

[seraphdreams]

cronut = croissant doughnut 😫😫 it’s TEW good!! also and also people who are employed do not give that much attention or care that much abt people on TUMBLR to be doin allat. like please look on indeed and go find you a life 😭 what’s crazier is she’s posted herself many of times so we all know she’s black y’all jus picking shit outta y’all asses. and saying that she’s tryna give off a sweet and kind vibe when she’s never once said that she’s sweet or nice !! she’s a good and kindhearted person but y’all making the worst come outta milk ☠️

sorry for the rant i’m irritated n it’s not even about me

it’s unnecessary and uncalled for truly. i hope she’s okay and not letting these lowlifes bother her :((

[gaydeadpoets]

Another ridiculous story from top set

This was in biology, we were doing random revision as our GCSEs had started.

Changing names for privacy and shit- but I doubt any of these guys are on tumblr

So, Craig was going over some Macbeth quotes with Beth.

He says "come to my womans breasts and take my milk for gall" and Beth asked what it meant.

Craig says 'Gall means poison so shes saying take the milk out her tits, and put poison in them, so she can do this' *puts his hands on his imaginary tits and pretebds to squeeze poison out of them with great force whilst making spund effects*

Jus incase anyone was wondering what goes on in top set- we're not all that smart

[fourthfolio]

Adaptations and derivatives are my preferred entry point for shakespeare rather than jumping right into a text. Stuff as lighthearted as She's the Man or 10 Things I Hate About You. Depends on your style but I like to chip away from the outside reimaginings to the original source rather than going from the original source to derivatives. Either way, here are a couple resources that are lesser known.

1) I really liked this 2005 BBC series of 4 plays reset in modern times called Shakespeare Retold. Their Much Ado About Nothing is my fave with Damien Lewis, Sarah Parish, Billie Piper, and Tom Ellis. This was before many of them hit it big and it even has Olivia Colman in some two bit part LOL! Whole thing on Youtube here. (And I posted a little funny clip below this post. I tried to include it here but Tumblr didn't like it.) The others in the series are Midsummer Night’s Dream, Taming of the Shrew(second fave), and Macbeth with James McAvoy.

2)  You can also find many streaming theatre performances from RSC and the Globe on Marquee TV. It is a paid subscription but there's a free trial period. Just glancing at what’s available now there’s so many. Of RSC productions alone there’s Richard II with David Tennant and Macbeth with Christopher Eccleston and so many more i just took a screenshot. 

I thought that trailer for RSC’s Hamlet was so cool. There’s other recordings from the Globe Theater (Romeo and Juliet, As You Like It) and Donmar Theatre and I noticed there’s even an old CBS tv adaptation of Much Ado from 1972.

If it interested you, there’s also ballet and opera adaptations of shakespeare on Marquee too. There’s SEVERAL ballet Romeo and Juliets, as well as a taming of the shrew ballet, the winter’s tale, midsummer night’s dream, and an opera called Beatrice and Benedict I never saw before that I may have to check out now!

3) I also like Shakespeare related original stories like Shakespeare in Love. It’s kind of unserious, but at the same time every beat is some reworking of a plot from one of his plays. Slings and Arrows is also interesting especially if you’ve ever done theater yourself. It’s about a struggling theater trying to pull off a production of Hamlet while their art director is sort of being haunted by his late mentor/predecessor/enemy. The show does give insights into the play Hamlet as we watch him direct it. I watched it on Acorn.tv which also offers a free trial.

4) All the typical feature film adaptations you’ll hear about are excellent (Branagh’s Much Ado, Whedon’s Much Ado, Tennant and Tate Much Ado especially! <- full recording, Twelfth Night ‘96, Baz Luhrman Rom+Ju) but I just wanna shout out the 2013 Romeo and Juliet with Hailee Steinfeld and Douglas Booth. I feel like no one remembers it but it is so beautiful, especially if you have any interest in renaissance art or costuming. When this came out I was literally taking a class on 15th century Italian art and it was mm mmm chef’s kiss. I was the only one in the theater and I sobbed through the whole credit reel before I could leave.

5) There’s this teacher who started getting deep on Tiktok about Romeo & Juliet and some other Shakespeare plays as well. Her username is Missviolaswamphadapoint and I’ll link a video of hers. I learned tons of new things from her that I didn’t learn in my college Shakespeare courses.

6) Once you’ve milked Shakespeare’s plays, texts, and adaptations you could check out critical essays. You should be able to find a digital resource at your local library like EBSCO host, WorldCat, and JStor.

Just some of the essays I can name from my courses: “Hamlet and His Problems” by TS Eliot, “Hamlet’s Dull Revenge” from A Theater of Envy by Rene Girard, Shakespear’s Universalism by Harold Bloom, “The Joker in the Pack” from The Dyer’s Hand by WH Auden, “Brothers and Others” also by Auden, “The Absence of Religion in Shakespeare” by George Santayana, and Johnson on Shakespeare. It’s been ages since I read any of them, so I don’t recall which are good or relevant.

Peace ✌️

Shakespeare side of Tumblr.

I want to get more into his works but don’t know where to start. Guidance is welcome.

[whitishweed]

I JUS FINISHED UPLOADING ALL THE PAGES GRAHHHHHHHHHHHH

you know when i was younger i vowed i would never download twitter. yet i still got it for this comic. but i swore up and down i would never get tumblr considering the impact twitter had on me.

now i stare at this abyss of plinko horses and ballpits, the president's shoelaces and asexual warm milks.

i wonder what i have done.

[killer-rabbit-of-caerbannog]

Potent Quotables

God may judge you, but his sins outnumber your own. - Tumblr user afabbaeddel

“I’ll do anything for you!” “Anything?” “Anything!” “Then perish.” - Obama hewwo rp

Violence for violence is the rule of beasts. - Tumblr user Kumagawa, quoting a dream version of Obama

I will face God and walk backwards into hell. - Twitter user @drill

One day, you’ll be face to face with whatever saw fit to let you exist in the universe, and you’ll have to justify the space you’ve filled. - Tumblr user curseworm

“If you eat it, the fey own you, though.” “That’s the fey’s problem.” - Tumblr users creepsandcrawlers and kramergate

You kneel before my throne, unaware that it was born of lies. - Tumblr user aplpaca

No amount of skill will protect you from the sheer luck of a chronic dumbass. - Tumblr user polygonfighter

What fatal flaw has God injected the human psyche with? Why must we always strive for the things furthest away from us? - Tumblr user pukicho

Jesus is my homeboy but God has a lot to answer for and my rebellion will continue until he does so. - Tumblr user hokuto-ju-no-ken

Weird hill to die on, but at least you’re dead. - Tumblr user primarybufferpanel

Nothing’s set in stone, but they’re set in a dirt road. If you roll your wagon in the same path too much it’ll soon be the only path you can take without struggling. - Tumblr user one-time-i-dreamt, quoting a dream character called Time

Can you feel your heart burning? Can you feel the struggle within? The fear within me is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot kill me in any way that matters. - Tumblr user personsonable

Decay exists as an extant form of life. - Tumblr user personsonable

Do I look like the kind of man who dies? - Tumblr user watsonshoneybee, quoting a dream version of Prince

I am going to flay your skin from your cowardly bones and wear your hide as a bathrobe. - Tumblr user biggest-gaudiest-patronus

No curse of mine shall befall you from my dying breath. - Tumblr user flyfella

Love is dead and never existed. All you did was betray me as I lay sick and festering. You are the definition of dread. - Tumblr user mintyton

One day you will have to answer to a god who will not be as merciful as us. - Tumblr user teamesme

It looks like we’re both wrong, but more importantly, you’re wrong. - Tumblr user bombing

I’d rather die standing up than live kneeling. - Tumblr user sectonia

I feel like a lost priest finding Jesus in a bar. - Pinterest user Tibbles

She’s got lungs fit to blow the trumpets at Rapture. - Tumblr user horo, quoting a random guy off the street

Then become the dirt I walk on. - Tumblr user pukicho

I want nothing more than to uppercut you directly to Heaven’s front door. - Tumblr user pukicho

Back to hell with you. - Tumblr user pukicho

“Women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation” “A standing ovulation” “A round of menopause.” “It was a difficult period of history for everyone” “I didn’t ask for this to happen” - Tumblr thread, users who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog, gingerbludger, nightvalesponsors, & helpwigi

“It’s not that deep.” Maybe not originally, but the ground is soft and I am ready to dig. - Tumblr user tailornorata

One day you’ll decompose, and I’ll be there to watch it happen. - Tumblr user turing-tested

You callow youths, who think in your innocence that memes come and go, you are tepid fools who still smell of milk. - Tumblr user naamahdarling

“Met a dumb ass today, awful.” “You looked in a mirror?” “Someday you will have to answer for your actions and God may not be so merciful.” - Tumblr users disney-official and soldierpallaton

Why would you blame the people reaching for heaven instead of the god who cursed them? - Tumblr user hell-propaganda

The bar was so low it was practically a tripping hazard in Hell, yet here you are, limbo dancing with the Devil. - Tumblr user omnybus

That’s the problem with gods; their pleasure and their wrath often look the same. - Tumblr user madmaudlingoes

Do good recklessly. - Tumblr user therealflurrin

And I’ll leave my brain wherever I please. And mine may be in a jar, but even without it I seem to have a bit more critical thinking skills than you. - Tumblr user witches-of-color

“Do you think you’ll ever stop loving him?” “The mountain itself is sure to crumble to dust before my love for him ends.” - Tumblr user reclaimeddurin responding to an anonymous question

It’s not my fault you’re human - Tumblr user derinthescarletpescatarian

And when we finally kill the gods neither hell nor heaven will be waiting for them because they created those to imprison us - Tumblr user malewifecombat

You bury a seed not because it looks nice in the dirt, but because the limbs that branch out will look nice in the sky - Tumblr user abyss13warlock

Everything you touch will crumble - Tumblr user jumex

You need to not be ruled by your hominid yuckberry instinct. That’s where bigotry comes from. - Tumblr user jumpingjacktrash

I’m at the grasping at straws stage but by god my grip strength has improved. - Tumblr user sometransgal

I know there will come a day when we part ways, whether it be by choice or by death, but please - I want to say a thousand hellos before we must say a single goodbye. Will you let me stay, that we may greet each other when we wake? - me (Tumblr user killer-rabbit-of-caerbannog), quoting a dream version of the prince from Rapunzel

You are not better than Icarus just because you have the benefit of his example. - Tumblr user manywinged

What is man but an animal playing god? - Tumblr user pukicho

What you know will kill you, but you will die laughing. - Tumblr user bondsmagii

[galleryyuhself]

Galleryyuhself - Jus another milk or JUS MILK?

[eatsbop]

You as a Character in HTF

Your role will be..

(First letter of the title of the last song you listened to)

MC/protagonist - C, L, P, H

Antagonist - W, A, G, M

Deuteragonist/secondary main character - K, X, B, N

Love interest - R, F, T, Q

Confidant - J, I, V , U

Supporting/tertiary character - Y, S, E

The foil - O, Z, D

You'll be a Newtuber under..

(Last video you watched on Youtube)

XJ Company - food related, stuying/educational, tech/gadget related, animal video, asmr, news/political, celebrity related, drama/gossip, music/music related

Yoo Hobin Company - comedy, makeup/fashion, lifestyle/vlog, reviews, gaming, crafting/tutorial, self improvement, health/fitness, fancam

Non-streamer - I don't watch Youtube/I can't remember, other

Your fighting style is..

(Last candy you ate)

Taekwondo - bubblegum, cola flavor candy

Kyokushin - milk, custard

Judo - mint

Ju-jitsu - gummy, sour, jelly

Boxing - chocolate

Kickboxing - peanut butter, with nuts, chocolate with nuts

Wrestling - coffee, caramel, toffee, butterscotch

Ssireum - ginseng, ginger, throat medicine, matcha

MMA - berry/fruit flavor, yogurt flavor, with dried berry/fruit

Freestyle, good old bash and smash - just sweet, sugar flavor, honey, unconventional flavor (like squid or cheese), other, I hate candies/can't remember

Character you'll be initially shipped with..

(Something you must wear when going outside, besides the basics = clothes, shoes.. etc, mask is a basic wear, dude.. please wear a mask)

Seong Taehoon - watch

Ji Yeonwoo - earphones/headphones

Lee Dowoon - earring/s

Han Gyeoul - ring/s

Woo Jihyeok - eyewear that is not prescription

Han Wangguk - nose ring, eyebrow ring, lip ring.. bellybutton ring?

Yeo Rumi - necklace

Hwang Mangi - hair accessory, hair extensions, baseball cap, beanies, etc

Gaeul - a lucky charm

Baek Seongjoon - perfume

Lee Jinho - make up

Kim Munseong - bracelet, anklet

Choi Bomi - company/student id i guess??

Yoo Hobin - you just need your wallet, phone, keys, bus card.. anything besides clothes and shoes is an excess

Your "business partner / ride or die"..

(Second letter of the title of the last manga/manhwa/comic you read)

Yoo Hobin - V, X

Seong Taehoon - G, B

Ji Yeonwoo - C, W

Lee Dowoon - A, K

Han Gyeoul - P, Q

Woo Jihyeok - L, I

Han Wangguk - it has only one letter / it's a number or punctuation mark

Yeo Rumi - N, F

Hwang Mangi - D, U

Gaeul - Z, O

Baek Seongjoon - Y, T

Lee Jinho - S, J

Kim Munseong - M, H

Choi Bomi - E, R

Character who will have an unhealthy obsession with you..

(Type of curtain you have in your bedroom)

Yoo Hobin - stripe, polkadot, gingham

Seong Taehoon - blackout curtain

Ji Yeonwoo - insulated

Lee Dowoon - no window in your bedroom

Han Gyeoul - big prints

Woo Jihyeok - blinds

Han Wangguk - small prints

Yeo Rumi - lace, tulle, sheer

Hwang Mangi - maybe like a seashell curtain or bead curtain (i'm so scared of you, you're so fancy and accommodating)

Gaeul - cartoon/anime print

Baek Seongjoon - just white

Lee Jinho - you use a tarp lmao, no curtain, your window type doesn't need one

Kim Munseong - solid dark color

Choi Bomi - solid light color

Character who will have a huge wholesome crush on you..

(The last thing you read that is not a manga/manhwa/comic, or a tumblr post)

Yoo Hobin - bills, receipt, flyers, nice.. you scored some discount coupons, grocery receipt.. you know, it do be that way sometimes

Seong Taehoon - NPC dialouge, in-game chat box, discord chat

Ji Yeonwoo - textbook, assigned reading for a class, maybe the dictionary.. you need a nap

Lee Dowoon - work schedule, class schedule, to do list, emails, texts, alarm notifications/reminders, push notification.. yeah, take it easy man

Han Gyeoul -  twitter thread, youtube comment section, r/

Woo Jihyeok - product manual, product description, product label, reviews, 2 star, 5 star, don't buy this, i was scammed, recommended, critical reviews

Han Wangguk - song lyrics

Yeo Rumi - restaurant/cafe menu

Hwang Mangi - street sign.. a sign, any sign, give me a sign hit me baby one more time

Gaeul - anime/movie/etc subtitle

Baek Seongjoon - some kind of legal document, terms and conditions, a contract

Lee Jinho - a novel, just a book, a magazine

Kim Munseong - poetry

Choi Bomi - malware alert, other

Your archenemy..

(Last letter of the title of the last song you listened to)

Yoo Hobin - Y

Seong Taehoon - U, T

Ji Yeonwoo - G, Z

Lee Dowoon - J, N

Han Gyeoul - A, K

Woo Jihyeok - X, R

Han Wangguk - H, P

Yeo Rumi - O, I

Hwang Mangi - V, S

Gaeul - D, L

Baek Seongjoon - F, C

Lee Jinho - W, B

Kim Munseong - M, E

Choi Bomi - Q

Character you'll end up with..

(The month of your birthday + the date of your birthday = the number of seconds you need to count before taking a screenshot of this gif)

[xdeusxmachinax]

I----I jus

want gifs of a pretty black swan tumblr why are you showing me this sad dancing lady is she okay??? does she need some milk????

[anoutlandishfanfic]

Metamorphosis Ch 28 - La Dame Blanche

Finally! An update!! Thank you all for your patience!! We’re slowly making progress -- and so is Claire!!

Many thanks to betas @thefraserwitch​ and @walkinginland​ for their help... and keeping my feet to the fire.

You can find previous chapters here on Tumblr or over at AO3.

Nearly 10pm — Still the 21st of February, 1744 Jamie.

“Talk to me, Murtagh.”

Claire’s directive reached over my shoulder and took firm hold of my godfather.

“Oh, aye?” he squirmed slightly, unsure of his task. “What shall I tell ye, then?”

Her grip on my arm tightened as she labored through another of what she called contractions, her brow deeply furrowed and her breath coming in short gasps.

“Tell her stories,” I provided for her. “Jus talk to her… anythin’ to take her mind off things.”

This was met with great approval and he launched into a tale — at my expense.

“Have I told ye of the time yer numpty there tried to teach his sister’s wee cheetie to swim?”

I could hear the unbridled mirth in his voice, could see the massive grin stretching across his face even though my back was to him. It was Murtagh’s favorite story of my youth — and I was certain he had told her already — but I honestly didn’t mind being the subject of ridicule if it brought some small measure of comfort to my wife in her agony.

“Christ, ye’ve told it a hundred times over,” I protested in jest, dipping my head to place a soft kiss behind her ear as I dug my thumbs into the place at the base of her spine as she’d shown me.

“Ye canna be borin’ her wi’ tha’ one.”

I caught the barest hint of a smile in her eyes behind the pain and my heart soared.

Murtagh harrumphed at my interjection, suggesting, “Well, I could tell her o’ the time ye ruined yer da’s—“

“Tell her of the wee gomeral, ye old coot,” I grumbled, interrupting him before he could explain just what had become of my father’s best shirt as a result of my trying to impress a particular lass in the village.

Our companion chuckled to himself as he settled in for a good tale.

“Jenny’d nursed the wee slip o’ a thing back to health, aye?” Murtagh begun slowly, savoring the memories. “It’d been the runt o’ the litter an’ it’s mam wouldna feed it, ye see, so the lass took it within the house an’ fed it milk an’ cream an’ the like…”

Claire’s breath caught in a helpless whimper as something within her changed and my heart turned over in my chest. Her fingernails dug painfully into my skin — just as the talons of that wee fiend had all those years ago.

“She’d named it Mungo,” Murtagh continued, entirely unaware of the goings-on within our nest — completely taken back to time and place of his story, “an’ the wee cheetie had complete command of the kitchen… patrolin’ the pantry for enemy mice like a braw wee soldier.”

“Show me wha’ to do, Sorcha,” I pleaded, pressing my cheek against hers.

She turned and kissed me — hard — taking me completely by surprise and stealing all the breath from my lungs. Everything around us melted away as her soul reached out for mine, tugging and pulling with all her might. I gave in readily, offering up everything within me… all the strength, the will, and drive I possessed.

I kept my hands busy, not lifting them to her face as I maybe would have otherwise, but continued my massage of her spasming muscles. My fingers traced along her spine as my palms moved up her back, giving attention to the unyielding tendons I found along my way. I found her shoulders hunched near up to her ears and I knew that could do her no good.

“Right here, mo chridhe,” I showed her with a gentle caress across her shoulder blades. “Relax your arms, lean in to me… I’ll hold ye up.”

She did as encouraged, the loop of her arms around my neck loosening as a low, murmuring groan began to bubble up from within her. Her face turned into me as she rested her head on my shoulder, curling inward as the tone of her protestations became almost growl-like.

It was a considerable change from before and I thought these were more productive… less fearful and altogether rather like those I’d heard time and time again from the births I’d witnessed in the fields and byres of home.

Christ, how she hated my comparison.

“Aye, that’s the way,” I crooned. “Make all the wee noises ye like.”

Murtagh still hadn’t noticed that I’d been having my own conversation with my wife and that neither of us were paying any attention to him… It wasn’t worth interrupting him and perhaps as the contraction eased, the noise would become a welcome distraction again, but for now —

Claire was in a world of her own.

Her shoulders now sufficiently relaxed, my hands drifted back down to her hips. She’d begun to sway them again — a helpful action, she’d informed me earlier — and the low growl had risen to a steady hum. Setting my thumbs back into motion forthwith, we moved together for quite a while before she once again fell silent.

…

Claire.

Jamie helped me turn, allowing me to sink down onto the mattress and rest against his solid chest.

He was laughing… but silently, the vibrations doing wonders to slow my racing heart. It took me a moment to realize just what was so funny, but it was soon obvious.

Murtagh.

Jamie’s godfather was fully invested in the tale he was telling, completely oblivious as to what we were doing and instead absorbed in every detail of the recalled situation at hand.

What was it?

Ah, yes. The bloody cat.

I slid my eyes shut, a soft smile tugging at my lips.

How many times had I heard that one while we were on Jamie’s trail?

But, still, he knew it was one of my favorites and by all accounts it seemed to be one of his too.

My husband’s hand lifted to my face, brushing back the curls that clung to my damp brow and cheeks. I sighed heavily and turned my face into him, placing a kiss in the middle of his palm. A low rumble of delight ran through him as he tipped my chin up for a kiss on the mouth, the last vestiges of my latest contraction melting away as he shifted me in his arms.

And, so, it was in this manner — dressed in nothing but my shift, the nearly transparent material of which plastered against my skin, my hair a riotous mess of curls around my face, and lying cradled in my husband’s arms with my legs spread wide — that the captain of the Demeter found us as he came bounding into the cabin… with half the crew hot on his heels.

Before I could so much as blink, Jamie had extricated himself from beneath me and was using his body as a barricade to block any access to my person, dirk drawn. Murtagh had done much the same and leapt towards the door with the speed of a snapping crocodile, a nasty snarl contorting his face into an expression of such ferocity that I’d never seen before.

“Ye gave me yer word, Captain,” Murtagh spat. “Ye said ye could handle yer men… tha’ ye’d no’ be violatin’ my lady’s privacy in such a manner.”

As if in confirmation that he could not, in fact, keep control of his crew, they began to speak as one, shouting over one another and lunging towards us until the room was an overwhelming cacophony of threats of violence. I couldn’t make heads or tails of any of it, save one repeating word.

Witch.

Witch.

Witch.

Oh, bloody fucking hell.

They blamed me for the storm.

“Throw her overboard!” A raucous shout broke out above all the others.

“Aye!” came another, “Send her to the depths where she belongs!”

The very air in my lungs vanished with these words and bright spots flashed before my eyes. I reached out blindly for Jamie, desperate to take hold of something steady — but came up with nothing but empty space.

His name rolled off my tongue, parting my lips with a scream that started deep within me and multiplied until the sound bore no resemblance to my own voice.

Lightning split the sky in two and the room was awash with an unearthly light as a mighty wave surged against the side of the ship as my husband turned back to face me, the impact of the surf sending the both of us sideways across the mattress.

Jamie managed to catch hold of me, taking the blow against the wall upon himself, and it appeared from my low vantage point that only Murtagh remained upright. The rest of the men had been bowled over completely by the might of the storm and they remained where they lay… their verbal assaults suddenly silenced.

“She is no witch,” Murtagh finally spoke, raising his voice to be heard.

“She is La Dame Blanche,” he continued. “If even one of ye approaches her out of harm, she’ll curse both ye an’ yer kin to come for many a generation… I’ve seen her do it myself.”

Jamie’s arms around me loosened, now that we’d come to a secure stop against the wall, and I struggled to sit up.

“No, Sorcha,” he commanded, his voice urgent as he scrambled over me, effectively placing me between his protection and the barrier behind me. “Stay there.”

I shook my head wildly, my eyes wide. The last place I wanted to be right now was flat on my back.

“Help — me — up,” I bit out as I tried to roll onto my side by myself.

He eventually did as told — guided by a swift pinch to a tender spot within arm’s reach — and helped me sit up against the wall. He then had the audacity to turn his back on me, settling himself into a defensive position.

My vision began to cut out again in great, black blobs and I grabbed for him. My fingers brushed against his shirtsleeve and I latched on, yanking him back towards me by a fistful.

“Aye, ye’ve got me,” he assured dryly, moving only marginally closer as his attention was still firmly affixed on the ship’s crewmen and his fingers anxiously tapping against the hilt of his dirk. “I’m right here.”

“Put — that thing — down — and help me,” I bit out, using what little oxygen I had left in my lungs as my lower half once again threatened to be separated from the rest of me.

Jamie turned and looked at me — really looked at me — and nodded slowly, moving until he was right in front of me. He lay the knife within easy reach and offered himself up to me.

But the contraction had now settled in with an intensity that shook me to the very marrow of my bones. It assaulted me from all sides: making Jamie’s touch suddenly painful, the woolen fabric beneath me transforming to needled barbs, and the ruckus of the men bent on my destruction an endless, agonizing cacophony of damnation.

“Claire?”

I had shut my eyes up tight some time ago, willing my surroundings to melt away, to be suddenly back home at Lallybroch with Jenny at my side… but it was not Jenny’s voice that called to me now.

“Mo chridhe, ye mustna hold yer breath like that.”

I felt my leg jerk in reflex, my foot connecting with something solid before recoiling and heard a correlating ooof.

“Oh, aye,” my husband muttered. “Kick me all ye like, Sassenach, jus’ open yer eyes for a wee bit, aye?”

I did no such thing, incapable of even the slightest voluntary movement.

“Christ, ye’re as stubborn as any Scot,” he sighed and I felt a small measure of accomplishment, but Jamie was not about to give up his case.

“Kick, pinch, hit… I dinna mind… do anything ye like to me, mo nighean donn,” Jamie tried a different approach. “I willna touch ye if ye dinna wish it — ye ken I willna — but I’ll be ticklin’ tha’ wee foot of yer’s if ye dinna open those bonnie eyes an’ look a’ me!!”

I cracked one eye open and glared at him with all the force I could muster, but the look of relief that washed over his face as I did so had me opening the other in short order.

“A Dhia, ye ken how to scare a man,” Jamie shook his head slowly, a rueful smile now tugging at his lips as he realized I was returning to semi-consciousness of my surroundings.

“Forget them, mmm?” He passed a look back over his shoulder towards a dwindling crowd. “Murtah’s tellin’ ‘em of all the wondrous things ye can do… they’ll be back about their business in a moment or two.”

He shifted, returning his gaze to me as he moved even closer — though making no move to touch me.

“Just focus on me, aye?” Jamie offered, his blue eyes as deep and strong as the ocean surrounding us. “We’ll take it one pain at a time.”

Lifting a trembling hand, I reached for him, my sweaty palm open and empty. He took it between both of his, squeezing it tight.

“Aye, Sorcha,” he swallowed hard. “Tha’s the way.”

Together.

He sat beside me like that, steady and calm, until my contraction began to ease.

My breath was coming easier, but still ragged as I pulled him closer. Eagerly obliging, he took me back into his arms, helping me move so that I could recline against him.

I felt a slow but steady trickle of warm fluid trail down my thigh as I shifted and quickly tried to stop my bladder.  

“Fuck,” I spat, pulling my shift out of the way of the flow.

Overtaken by a hoard of men and you piss yourself.

Brilliant, Beauchamp.

Jamie grabbed for something to mop up my mess — coming up with an already half sea-soaked petticoat — and made a halfhearted comment of reassurance.

“Oh, shove it,” I hissed, eyeing our company. “I could have at least made it to the bucket.”

My husband stopped what he was doing and looked down at me with an odd expression dancing in his eyes.

“What?” I demanded.

“Well, tis jus’ that I dinna expect ye to catch all yer waters in a bucket, Sassenach,” he chuckled to himself. “Even if ye were in a room that didna sway an’ had a midwife by yer side.”

“My… oh,” the truth of what he was saying hit me quite suddenly.

Jamie’s bemused smile bloomed into a bonafide grin, having properly identified amniotic fluid before I did.

I shook my head slowly, letting it tip back to rest against his shoulder as I muttered, “Jesus H Roosevelt Christ.”

[juusesarosrex]

dear mutuals on tumblr please do not judge me for this i am but an old man and cannot figure out how to reply to reblogs #senile ummm anyways @katealot HI I WOULD LOVE TO TELL U ALL ABOUT AARON :] he’s only a year younger than holster so every headcannon i’ve come up with for him i guess jus takes place as an au :)) also yes yes he and jack are friends but i think bitty would be his best friend because they’re in the same year and also i hc aaron can cook while bitty bakes so they kind of go together well :] here are some headcannons for the road because i feel like infodumping >:) oh and he has a little missing toof from playing hockey (he has one of those retainer things with a fake tooth to make it look like he has all his teeth but he refuses to wear it)

after jack graduates and starts playing for the falcs aaron watches every single game and just basically live tweets the game back to jack just to be an ass (jack thinks it’s funny but he doesn’t say anything)

bitty once banned him from the kitchen for a week because he used betsy to make a cake but instead of milk it was blue gatorade and monster energy

he once dated a lacrosse player for 2 weeks to piss shitty off (again, just to be an asshole, because fffuck the lax team)

okay i think i’m done here’s another little doodle of him i love him okay i bid you all adieu

[i98juyxzne]

Oi, tudo bom? Espero que sim, mas caso contrário, saiba que desabafar é o melhor remédio. Bom, eu irei explicar o que está acontecendo nesse momento. Biscoito e eu decidimos criar nossas próprias contas pessoais aqui no tumblr, mas Milk o que vai acontecer com essa conta?! Vamos continuar postando as coisas normalmente! Só por que crescemos juntas que vamos fazer tudo juntas, uma hora cansa, sabe? Espero que entenda nossos lados! E também temos nossas vidas pessoais e tals. Quem está postando mais coisas com frequência sou eu! Então, Ju e eu conversamos muito sobre o futuro da conta e chegamos em uma conclusão de dar um tempo nela e criamos nossas próprias contas, como falei antes. Nós duas continuamos conversando. Bom, vou para por aqui se não vou ficar falando o dia todo hehehe. Irei deixar nossas novas contas aqui para quem queria vê nossos trabalhos.

Biscoito: @honnie-1

Milk: @g4hy

Obrigada por tudo, meus amores! Abracinhos e beijinhos de Milk e Biscoito! ^^

[cathymee]

1, 5, 10, 14 (if you're comfy) and 19? owo

oh my gosh thanks for the ask!! <3

1. If you could hit any character without repercussions, who would it be?

I don't talk about Harry Potter much anymore (because of the She Who Must Not Be Named) but I'm bringing this up only once on this blog because I'd really, really like to hit Lucius Malfoy in the face.

5. what is your favorite overused trope?

Enemies to Lovers aaaAAAAA - honestly, jus,, I love this so much even though it's overused. :') Two characters fighting each other and then slowly liking each other and falling in-love and even trying to avoid their feelings (because Oh Boy My Pride™) but not being able to and finally confessing and being together.... and being so guilty of the things they've done to each other when they were against each other but then they're so willing to forgive and love and..... oh no my feelings are everywhere :(

10. characters that deserved worse? >:]

No one please wrap them all in a blanket and give them choccy milk and let them be happy :(

14. name a fandom, ship, or character that you love that others would send you hate mail for liking.

Two years ago I was talking to someone here on tumblr and they asked me about my favorite LOTR ships. I mentioned Frodo/Sauron briefly. They did not like it very much lmao.

Also, thank you very much for adding 'if you're comfy', that's very thoughtful of you!! :) x

19. If you could be a part of any story, which story would you want to tag along in?

My Neighbor Totoro :0 It's been a while since I've watched it, but thinking back on it... it's such a good movie, watching it was like being wrapped up in a thick blanket on a cold night while drinking hot milk - it brought me so much comfort and joy. :) I'd like to be a part of that wee story, just so I could hug Totoro and Mei and every single character in there because I want to hug all of them :'(