#tube worm Tuesday

[spacefinch]

[celestialprincesse]

That Bodyguard Gaz thought is delicious! Would you eleborate?? The brain worms immediately went to the agent being this cute, cubby, little thing and is very unsuspecting but turns out to be actually very deadly when needed!

Hope you feel better!

Oh she is so cute and clever and fucking insane I love her In my mind I sort of imagined him with my oc Kitty/Houdini, but this could also be read as X reader🎀 Reader goes by codename Hecate and She/Her pronouns💕

˚ʚ♡ɞ˚

At exactly 6:14AM, on Tuesday the 17th of October, Kyle Garrick is woken by his phone ringing. Incessantly. Again and again and again. "It's shit O'clock. What do you want?" He grumbles into his phone, sitting up on the edge of his bed with a yawn, rubbing the sleep from his eyes as Captain John Price's equally tired vice crackles down the line. "Laswell needs you. Says she's got someone that needs protection services. That's all she gave." "And she gave you this at 6AM? "It's 01:00 there. She's been busy. Meetup location with the charge is in your inbox."

With that, John hangs up, leaving Kyle to gather his bearings as he opens his eMail app, scrolling to the top of his newly reicived messages to find one with no subject, and no content aside from a street name and address, as well as a time that he assumes he should be there by. If it's from Laswell, and passed down through Price, he knows it's legit. Kate only ever gives him the important ones, either expensive or irreplacable. It doesn't take long for him to be ready, Union Jack cap pulled down over his brow, and a pistol in the inside pocket of his coat, just for good measure.

London is, as always, miserable. The pavements are slicked with rain and the sky is concrete grey, reflected in the cold glass of skyscrapers, towering into the sky like the scales of some rippling serpent. It's hard to spot someone when he's got no clue of their appearance or career. Why they need his protection. All he has is a name, a callsign too, for good measure. Hecate is what they call you. Goddess of witchcraft and magic. That, unfortunately, doesn't particularly narrow his search, not in a city with a whopping eight million people crowding it's pavements and flooding it's tube stations, sitting outside of cafe's or sheltering from the rain in the overhangs of shops.

Kyle, strangely enough, feels nervous. All of the guys have their things - their specialties - and VIP Protection is his. But it's been a long time since he was in charge of someone's life, trying to protect it, instead of taking it, and he suddenly feels incredibly unequipped. He'll be staying with the charge. John told him in a seperate message to bring a bag. At least enough for a few weeks as they settle in to their safehouse kindly provided by the CIA. They've splashed a fair amount of cash to get a place on this side of town, where the streets are clean and the crime rates are lower. His person must be important. He assumes, seeing as he wasn't on the receiving end of a photo or description, that they'll be seeking him out, so he dutifully takes his place outside the quiet café, paying for his coffee with cash. In the fifteen minutes he waits, (having arrived early) Kyle never once lets himself zone out or get lost in his thoughts.

What he doesn't expect to see is you. About as scary as a butterfly and quietly unassuming in jeans and an oversized hoodie, Kyle's curiosity is piqued. "You're Hecate?" He probes carefully, removing his hat to allow you a view of his face, as he does with many of his clients. He finds it stops them from being skittish with him. It's always easier to protect someone who trusts you. That's his philosophy, anyways. "Gaz Garrick?" You inquire back, wary until he slides his driver's license and tags across the table. "File's in my bag if you'd like to see that too." "This is enough. Thank you." He likes you immediately. He likes that you're careful without being outright flippant, guarded but not dismissive.

The waitress gives you an unpleasantly disdainful look, flashing you a tight lipped smile, unlike the flirty one she gave to your companion upon taking his order. "Just a regular builders for me please." Her tense smile is reciprocated as you order your tea, trying to keep the caffeine to a minimum today. You're already jittery.

Kyle opens the door of the black bulletproof SUV for you, watches the way you blink up at him with gooey soft doe eyes, and he struggles to push down the highly unprofessional thoughts that invade his head as he watches you hop up into the car before him, adjusting his cap to stop himself from openly ogling your ass. "You fancy putting the address in the SatNav?" Kyle coos at you, trying not to smother you. He can tell you're skittish. Probably not used to the idea of having someone with you, day in day out watching your every move.

Of course, Laswell would set you up somewhere like Richmond, somewhere quiet and safe. You're clearly someone important if Kate is handling your affairs personally - and his day rate has gone up substantially since joining the 141. The apartment is pleasant, soulless, but nice all things considered. Immediately upon entry, he takes notice of the added locks on the door - three of them, and the dead bolted fire escape. It's good, gives two exits incase one fails, but not so many that you could easily forget to lock the door on one of them and risk compromising your safety. There's a cluster of all sorts of technology strewn on the counter, like you'd set yourself up in a rush and not had time to get fully organised, he assumes you've not been here long.

The next morning you shuffle downstairs to find Kyle looking confused as he stares at the contents of your refrigerator, "You need something? I can swing by the shops if need be." "You have a safe in your fridge." He deadpans, looking down to you, still sporting some thin pyjama shorts and an old Marlboro tee. he can't help but wonder how you look so pretty without even trying. "Oh! Yeah ... that." You mumble, flushing profusely as you stare up at the soldier. "Funnily enough, people don't think to check the fridge. Burglars and whatnot." Kyle startles at your easy mention of being robbed, and the inference that you've potentially dealt with burglary enough to be familiar with the mindset of a potential home invader. "You get burgled a lot?" "Mm. Used to." You mumble as you root through the safe-fridge for a bottle of orange juice, pouring two glasses. Apple juice is Kyle's personal preference, or some sort of smoothie, but he takes the glass from you with a grateful smile. Best to just go along with you, keep you comfortable. Not to mention the warm smile you give him when your fingers brush around the glass has his insides growing warm.

After having met you, a woman so clearly formidable to be protected by Kate Laswell herself, to have earned the nickname of a goddess, Kyle not only finds himself far less nervous - he feels warmly optimistic. He feels, for the first time in far too long, genuine hope for connection.

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Might or might not add to this at some point idk n e ways!!!💕

Badly written and not edited so sorray!!

[likesplatterpaint]

At 5 months, after spending 3 weeks with us, miss Ruby already has many names and sayings

Ruby Roo

Double Ruby All the Way

Rube Tube

Ruber Tuber

Ruby Tuesday

Miss Tuesday Girl

Rubix Cube

Rubber Ruby

Boneless Baby

Ruby Tuesday 5.99 Boneless Wings

Little Face

Rubber baby bubby bumpers

Dunker’s Baby

Littol Gurl

Are u lost bb girl?

Little Worm Girl

Would you love me if I was a worm?

Coincidentally, Dunc has also picked up several new names in addition to his endless roster

-Duncle Uncan

-Shai Halud

Like I said. Duncan’s baby.

[blogger360ncislarules]

In a weekly series USA TODAY’s The Essentials, celebrities share what fuels their lives whether it's at home, on the set or on the road.

Nearly three decades into his career, Wilmer Valderrama is far from finished reinventing himself.

The Venezuelan-Colombian actor, who's starred in shows such as teen sitcom "That '70s Show," crime drama "NCIS" and animated children's series "Handy Manny," is getting candid about his life and career in his debut memoir "An American Story: Everyone's Invited" (out now).

Valderrama broke into acting at age 18 as the flamboyant Fez on "That '70s Show." "Everything that I'm working on is going to feel like you're seeing me for the first time," he says. "I want to dedicate my life to continuing to take them (fans) to fun, healing, exciting and hopefully inspiring journeys."

Between hectic shoot days on TV and film sets, running multiple companies and being a dad to 3-year-old daughter Nakano, here are Valderrama's essentials for navigating his jam-packed life.

Wilmer Valderrama's 'effortless' style staple

When it comes to fashion and style for Valderrama, less is more.

If he's not donning crisp business suits for work, you can find the actor kicking it back in some fitness apparel. The E.P.U. activewear founder's go-to? A crewneck sweatshirt.

In the hair department, the actor keeps things simple with his handy wax paste from Baxter of California.

"I have so much hair, and it's so thick. It's the only thing that will tell it to do something. Otherwise, it's Erik Estrada hair," Valderrama says, jokingly referring to the "CHiPs" actor's poofy locks.

Wilmer Valderrama workout routine: 'Therapeutic' morning runs (and 'ceremonial' coffee)

The early bird catches the worm — and stays fit, at least in Valderrama's book.

While Valderrama does a mix of circuit training, weight training and mixed martial arts, outdoor runs are a favorite in his exercise regimen.

"Everything's dark — no cars, serenity. The air is still crisp and clean; you see the stars. You're listening to your favorite music. … There's something very therapeutic about that, too."

And once he's put in his sweat shift for the day, Valderrama treats himself to "the perfect espresso shot."

"You've got to get the beans; you've got to grind them. It's like my ceremonial thing," Valderrama says. "I have to make the coffee, and I have to sit there and watch it pour slowly into the cup. And then one small cube of coconut brown sugar at the bottom."

Wilmer Valderrama can't get enough of this 'fire' album

Lately, Valderrama's musical cravings have him throwing it back to the '90s.

The "Encanto" star has been jamming out to salsa icon Marc Anthony's first three albums — "Otra Nota," "Todo a Su Tiempo" and "Contra la Corriente" — on a "back-to-back" rotation.

Valderrama has also been revisiting Santana's 1999 blockbuster album "Supernatural," which features the Rob Thomas-assisted smash "Smooth." "That album is so fire," he says. "You forget how many hits is on that one."

Wilmer Valderrama says this reality show was a 'beacon of hope'

When Valderrama pops on the tube, he's all for the onscreen drama.

Valderrama is also a proud citizen of Bachelor Nation, as he and fiancée Amanda Pacheco have made a ritual of keeping up with the dating competition series "The Bachelor" and "The Bachelorette."

"Not afraid to say it: I look forward to that Monday nights and occasional Tuesdays," Valderrama says. "That's something that Amanda and I have bonded over. It's fun and equally frustrating to watch that show."

And the franchise's geriatric spinoff, "The Golden Bachelor," won over Valderrama in equal measure, with the actor affectionally calling Golden Bachelor Gerry Turner "my boy."

"I got to meet him, too, and he was so nice. 'The Golden Bachelor' to me was just a beacon of hope. I was so happy to watch that."

[brookston]

Holidays 7.25

Holidays

Act Like a Caveman Day

Antifascist Pasta Day (Italy)

Bayreuther Festspiele begins (Wagner festival; Germany) [thru 8.28]

Be Adamant About Something Day

Community Day (Galicia, Spain)

CTNNB1 Awareness Day

A Day Out of Time (Last Day of the Year; Mayan, Galactic)

Ebernoe Horn Fair (Sussex, UK)

Feed the Country Ducks Day

Festival of Picaresque Animality

Health and Happiness with Hypnosis Day

International AfroLatinx, AfroCaribbean & Diaspora Women’s Day

International Day of Solidarity with Antifascist Prisoners

International Red Show Day

International Sop Rapping Over Vocals Day

John Knill Day (Cornwall, UK) [Every 5 Years]

Jumatul Bidah (Bangladesh)

Jumat-ul-Wida (India)

Merry-Go-Round Day [also 5.17]

Mugwort Day (French Republic)

National African American Hepatitis C Action Day

National Campus Press Freedom Day (Philippines)

National Carousel Day

National Clay Day

National Day of Galicia (Spain)

National Hire a Veteran Day

National Houston Day

National Schizophrenia Awareness Day (UK)

National Video Game Team Day

Occupation Day (Puerto Rico)

Rain of Black Worms Day (Romania)

Red Shoe Day

Republic Day (Tunisia)

Rosiland Franklin Day

Santiago Apóstol (Spain)

Test-Tube Baby Day

Thread the Needle Day

Traditional Palestinian Dress Day

World Drowning Prevention Day (UN)

World Embryologist Day

World IVF Day

World Youth Days 2023 begins (Lisbon, Portugal; Roman Catholic; until 7.31) [Varies; @Every 3 Years]

Food & Drink Celebrations

Candles on a Cake Day

Culinarian’s Day

Frozen Fruit Freeze Day

Indie Beer Day (Australia)

National Hot Fudge Sundae Day

National Wine and Cheese Day

4th Tuesday in July

Waterton-Glacier Science & History Day [4th Tuesday]

Independence Days

Abode of Heaven (Declared; 2018) [unrecognized]

Andany (Declared; 2017; Dissolved Sep. 2018) [unrecognized]

Commonwealth Constitution Day (Puerto Rico) 

Rathunis (Declared; 2011) [unrecognized]

Feast Days

Anne (Eastern Christianity)

Christopher (Western Christianity)

Cucuphas (a.k.a. Cueufas, Cougat; Christian; Saint)

Feast of Formation of Saint Ann (Mother of the Virgin Mary; Byzantine Rite)

Furrinalia (Old Roman Goddess of Springs)

Glodesind (Christian; Saint)

Holbein (Positivist; Saint)

Hot Fudge Sundae Day (Pastafarian)

Ilyap'a Festival (Inca thunder god)

James the Great (Western Christianity)

John I Agnus (Christian; Saint)

Julian of Le Mans (Christian; Translation)

Magnerich of Trier (Christian; Saint)

Maxfield Parrish (Artology)

National Baha’i Day (Jamaica)

Nissen, Abbot of Mountgarret, Ireland (Christian; Saint)

Paul (Christian; Martyr)

Shylock Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Slippery Slim (Muppetism)

Thea and Valentina (Christian; Virgins)

Thomas Eakins (Artology)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Sensho (先勝 Japan) [Good luck in the morning, bad luck in the afternoon.]

Premieres

The Adventures of André & Wally B. (Pixar Cartoon; 1984)

Air Force One (Film; 1997)

Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (Film; 2008)

Armor Wars (Film; 2025)

Back in Black, by AC/DC (Album; 1980)

Batman: The Killing Joke (Animated Film; 2016)

Broken Quest (Animated tV Series; 2013)

Caddyshack (Film; 1980)

China Grove, by the Doobie Brothers (Song; 1973)

A Chorus Line (Broadway Musical; 1975)

Drinking Buddies (Film; 2013)

Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century (WB MM Cartoon; 1953)

Fame, by David Bowie (Song; 1975)

First Lensman, by E.E. "Doc" Smith (Novel; 1950) [Lensman #2]

Good Burger (Film; 1997)

Hemingway’s Adventures of a Young Man (Film; 1962)

Justice League: Warworld (WB Animated Film; 2023)

Kill ‘Em All, by Metallica (Album; 1983)

Lara Croft Tom Raider: The Cradle of Life (Film; 2003)

Last Train to Clarksville, recorded by The Monks (Song; 1966)

Lego Scooby-Doo! Blowout Beach Bash (WB Animated Film; 2017)

Lucy (Film; 2014)

Maximum Overdrive (Film; 1986)

Paul’s Boutique, by The Beastie Boys (Album; 1989)

Porky’s Spring Planting (WB LT Cartoon; 1938)

Ruby Sparks (Film; 2012)

Seabiscuit (Film; 2003)

Step Brothers (Film; 2008)

The Tree’s Knees (WB LT Cartoon; 1931)

X-Files: I Want to Believe (Film; 2008)

Yes, by Yes (Album; 1969)

You Can’t Hurry Love, by The Supremes (Song; 1966)

Today’s Name Days

Jakob, Jakobus, Thea, Thomas, Valentina (Austria)

Ana, Yana (Bulgaria)

Beata, Jakov, Krsto, Valentina (Croatia)

Jakub (Czech Republic)

Jacobus (Denmark)

Jaagup, Jaak, Jaako, Jaap, Jako, Jakob, Jass (Estonia)

Jaakko, Jaakob, Jaakoppi, Jimi (Finland)

Jacques, Valentine (France)

Jakob, Valentine (Germany)

Anna (Greece)

Jakab, Kristóf (Hungary)

Cristoforo, Giacomo (Italy)

Jēkabs, Marika (Latvia)

Aušrinė, Jokūbas, Kristupas (Lithuania)

Jack, Jakob, Jim (Norway)

Jakub, Krzysztof, Nieznamir, Sławosz, Walentyna (Poland)

Jakub (Slovakia)

Jaime, Santiago (Spain)

Jakob (Sweden)

Jac, Jack, Jacki, Jackie, Jackson, Jacky, Jacques, Jimmie (Universal)

Coby, Colby, Diego, Israel, Jacob, Jacoby, Jack, Jackie, Jackson, Jaclyn, Jacqueline, Jacquelyn, Jacques, Jaime, Jake, Jakob, James, Jameson, Jamie, Jaquan, Jaqueline, Jaxon, Jaxson, Jim, Jimena, Jimmie, Jimmy, Kobe, Koby, Kolby, Santiago (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 206 of 2024; 159 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 2 of week 30 of 2023

Celtic Tree Calendar: Tinne (Holly) [Day 16 of 28]

Chinese: Month 6 (Ji-Wei), Day 8 (Jia-Shen)

Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)

Hebrew: 7 Av 5783

Islamic: 7 Muharram 1445

J Cal: 26 Lux; Fiveday [26 of 30]

Julian: 12 July 2023

Moon: 50%: 1st Quarter

Positivist: 10 Dante (8th Month) [Holbein]

Runic Half Month: Ur (Primal Strength) [Day 12 of 15]

Season: Summer (Day 35 of 94)

Zodiac: Leo (Day 4 of 31)

[brookstonalmanac]

Holidays 7.25

Holidays

Act Like a Caveman Day

Antifascist Pasta Day (Italy)

Bayreuther Festspiele begins (Wagner festival; Germany) [thru 8.28]

Be Adamant About Something Day

Community Day (Galicia, Spain)

CTNNB1 Awareness Day

A Day Out of Time (Last Day of the Year; Mayan, Galactic)

Ebernoe Horn Fair (Sussex, UK)

Feed the Country Ducks Day

Festival of Picaresque Animality

Health and Happiness with Hypnosis Day

International AfroLatinx, AfroCaribbean & Diaspora Women’s Day

International Day of Solidarity with Antifascist Prisoners

International Red Show Day

International Sop Rapping Over Vocals Day

John Knill Day (Cornwall, UK) [Every 5 Years]

Jumatul Bidah (Bangladesh)

Jumat-ul-Wida (India)

Merry-Go-Round Day [also 5.17]

Mugwort Day (French Republic)

National African American Hepatitis C Action Day

National Campus Press Freedom Day (Philippines)

National Carousel Day

National Clay Day

National Day of Galicia (Spain)

National Hire a Veteran Day

National Houston Day

National Schizophrenia Awareness Day (UK)

National Video Game Team Day

Occupation Day (Puerto Rico)

Rain of Black Worms Day (Romania)

Red Shoe Day

Republic Day (Tunisia)

Rosiland Franklin Day

Santiago Apóstol (Spain)

Test-Tube Baby Day

Thread the Needle Day

Traditional Palestinian Dress Day

World Drowning Prevention Day (UN)

World Embryologist Day

World IVF Day

World Youth Days 2023 begins (Lisbon, Portugal; Roman Catholic; until 7.31) [Varies; @Every 3 Years]

Food & Drink Celebrations

Candles on a Cake Day

Culinarian’s Day

Frozen Fruit Freeze Day

Indie Beer Day (Australia)

National Hot Fudge Sundae Day

National Wine and Cheese Day

4th Tuesday in July

Waterton-Glacier Science & History Day [4th Tuesday]

Independence Days

Abode of Heaven (Declared; 2018) [unrecognized]

Andany (Declared; 2017; Dissolved Sep. 2018) [unrecognized]

Commonwealth Constitution Day (Puerto Rico) 

Rathunis (Declared; 2011) [unrecognized]

Feast Days

Anne (Eastern Christianity)

Christopher (Western Christianity)

Cucuphas (a.k.a. Cueufas, Cougat; Christian; Saint)

Feast of Formation of Saint Ann (Mother of the Virgin Mary; Byzantine Rite)

Furrinalia (Old Roman Goddess of Springs)

Glodesind (Christian; Saint)

Holbein (Positivist; Saint)

Hot Fudge Sundae Day (Pastafarian)

Ilyap'a Festival (Inca thunder god)

James the Great (Western Christianity)

John I Agnus (Christian; Saint)

Julian of Le Mans (Christian; Translation)

Magnerich of Trier (Christian; Saint)

Maxfield Parrish (Artology)

National Baha’i Day (Jamaica)

Nissen, Abbot of Mountgarret, Ireland (Christian; Saint)

Paul (Christian; Martyr)

Shylock Day (Church of the SubGenius; Saint)

Slippery Slim (Muppetism)

Thea and Valentina (Christian; Virgins)

Thomas Eakins (Artology)

Lucky & Unlucky Days

Sensho (先勝 Japan) [Good luck in the morning, bad luck in the afternoon.]

Premieres

The Adventures of André & Wally B. (Pixar Cartoon; 1984)

Air Force One (Film; 1997)

Angus, Thongs and Perfect Snogging (Film; 2008)

Armor Wars (Film; 2025)

Back in Black, by AC/DC (Album; 1980)

Batman: The Killing Joke (Animated Film; 2016)

Broken Quest (Animated tV Series; 2013)

Caddyshack (Film; 1980)

China Grove, by the Doobie Brothers (Song; 1973)

A Chorus Line (Broadway Musical; 1975)

Drinking Buddies (Film; 2013)

Duck Dodgers in the 24½th Century (WB MM Cartoon; 1953)

Fame, by David Bowie (Song; 1975)

First Lensman, by E.E. "Doc" Smith (Novel; 1950) [Lensman #2]

Good Burger (Film; 1997)

Hemingway’s Adventures of a Young Man (Film; 1962)

Justice League: Warworld (WB Animated Film; 2023)

Kill ‘Em All, by Metallica (Album; 1983)

Lara Croft Tom Raider: The Cradle of Life (Film; 2003)

Last Train to Clarksville, recorded by The Monks (Song; 1966)

Lego Scooby-Doo! Blowout Beach Bash (WB Animated Film; 2017)

Lucy (Film; 2014)

Maximum Overdrive (Film; 1986)

Paul’s Boutique, by The Beastie Boys (Album; 1989)

Porky’s Spring Planting (WB LT Cartoon; 1938)

Ruby Sparks (Film; 2012)

Seabiscuit (Film; 2003)

Step Brothers (Film; 2008)

The Tree’s Knees (WB LT Cartoon; 1931)

X-Files: I Want to Believe (Film; 2008)

Yes, by Yes (Album; 1969)

You Can’t Hurry Love, by The Supremes (Song; 1966)

Today’s Name Days

Jakob, Jakobus, Thea, Thomas, Valentina (Austria)

Ana, Yana (Bulgaria)

Beata, Jakov, Krsto, Valentina (Croatia)

Jakub (Czech Republic)

Jacobus (Denmark)

Jaagup, Jaak, Jaako, Jaap, Jako, Jakob, Jass (Estonia)

Jaakko, Jaakob, Jaakoppi, Jimi (Finland)

Jacques, Valentine (France)

Jakob, Valentine (Germany)

Anna (Greece)

Jakab, Kristóf (Hungary)

Cristoforo, Giacomo (Italy)

Jēkabs, Marika (Latvia)

Aušrinė, Jokūbas, Kristupas (Lithuania)

Jack, Jakob, Jim (Norway)

Jakub, Krzysztof, Nieznamir, Sławosz, Walentyna (Poland)

Jakub (Slovakia)

Jaime, Santiago (Spain)

Jakob (Sweden)

Jac, Jack, Jacki, Jackie, Jackson, Jacky, Jacques, Jimmie (Universal)

Coby, Colby, Diego, Israel, Jacob, Jacoby, Jack, Jackie, Jackson, Jaclyn, Jacqueline, Jacquelyn, Jacques, Jaime, Jake, Jakob, James, Jameson, Jamie, Jaquan, Jaqueline, Jaxon, Jaxson, Jim, Jimena, Jimmie, Jimmy, Kobe, Koby, Kolby, Santiago (USA)

Today is Also…

Day of Year: Day 206 of 2024; 159 days remaining in the year

ISO: Day 2 of week 30 of 2023

Celtic Tree Calendar: Tinne (Holly) [Day 16 of 28]

Chinese: Month 6 (Ji-Wei), Day 8 (Jia-Shen)

Chinese Year of the: Rabbit 4721 (until February 10, 2024)

Hebrew: 7 Av 5783

Islamic: 7 Muharram 1445

J Cal: 26 Lux; Fiveday [26 of 30]

Julian: 12 July 2023

Moon: 50%: 1st Quarter

Positivist: 10 Dante (8th Month) [Holbein]

Runic Half Month: Ur (Primal Strength) [Day 12 of 15]

Season: Summer (Day 35 of 94)

Zodiac: Leo (Day 4 of 31)

[youtube-rp-memes]

Out Of Context Livestream Sentence Starters "Chocolate Noodles"

Sentence starters pulled from YouTube live stream shenanigans. Featuring boba, chocolate, weaponizing food, and other nonsensical commentaries.

"He is flagging down a plane. He is a clock."

"The seconds of our lives slipping away."

"That is a very millenial take, [Name]."

"Maybe you had a Monday, and maybe today is Tuesday, I don't know."

"So you can consume chocolate in noodle form."

"Choco-noods!"

"It's something in the seaweed arena."

"It's not a gooping jello, it's a physical jello."

"Seaweed is the word that I missed. Kelpy."

"It's unhinged, but it's good unhinged."

"They thought it was dumb, but great."

"Worthless, but slightly humorous."

"More cheese. More cheese!"

"And there you go. The noodles. The choodles."

"I always feel very caught with my pants down whenever [name] leaves."

"Here's a tip for you, if you want to boil something, putting it on high is the way to go."

"We're just so scale-challenged."

"What a bunch of snake-oil salesmen!"

"All right, bring the bat in."

"That makes me feel better. I like this bat."

"There are many eyeballs that are different from each other."

"You need some semi-nautical component."

"I'm in a spilling-the-tea mood today."

"What are you sticking that in my armpit for?"

"Now I can just take a backseat and harass and chirp."

"We're about to start syringing everybody."

"We have to maximize chocolate-in-syringe."

"That is a good noodle right there."

"That is a NOODLE!"

"Here's the test--fork me."

"Let's stay focused on the noodles here, and not on age and existentialism."

"I feel spritely."

"I'm the one that's exuding all this physical, you know, chest shooting out the things from the syringe!"

"Air fry one of the noods!"

"Why not fill multiple tubes to get your worms?"

"Here be the chopping board."

"I felt naked, and then everyone saw my bellybutton, which was a bizarre experience."

"So, yeah, that was the dynamic."

"Other than that, we have packages."

"I thought that I would walk back in and it'd be a disaster scenario and everything's just on fire and melting down."

"I'm just blacking in and out all day today."

"If we dress them well, maybe some slurpability."

"It's very difficult for me to convey urgency to you without everyone thinking I'm mad."

"I would say that's an 0 for 2 for pushing in chocolate."

"More syringes, doctor!"

"I'm trying to encourage you... as the smoke from the burning chocolate fills the room."

"I feel like I've lampshaded enough. Now I can have urgency again."

"My very important job: holding the tube."

"I am zooming right now."

"The ASMR is [Name] grunting and groaning."

"We have nothing to say. This is literally just happening."

"With how you are conducting yourself with that syringe right now, it was inevitable."

"Things that are inevitable in 2021: Thanos and chocolate on my shirt."

"This is absolute, this is madness. This is complete and utter madness."

"It really is Pinky and the Brain. The same thing we do every night."

"You have ONE JOB, it's to grab plastic noodles and hold them!"

"It is at times like this that one asks: Why. Who. How."

"That was my fault. Chocolate foul."

"That was just ten minutes of grunting."

"You should pour some over a can of frozen peas."

"What if we tried chocolate casting? We pour molten chocolate straight into the ice bucket."

"Are you there?" "No."

"I like that sound. One of the better sounds of the last 15 minutes."

"I think it's just the ending spurt we don't want to be close on."

"Move. That. Chocolate!"

"Just the loud breathing."

"It just keeps doing that. Letting the air out."

"I don't even think the context makes it okay."

"The heavy breathing, oh my god."

"You can tap out whenever."

"I feel so very, very confused. I am emotionally confused."

"It like, assimilated a person."

"You're laughing so quietly you occasionally make a honking sound."

"That noodle went, 'yeet'!"

"Why is the chocolate stretchy? I wish I could answer that question."

"You almost started a chocolate fire."

"This is the most disturbing one, cause it's got the most holes in it."

"We are going to get every single one out, come hell or high water."

"See? I did something. I contributed."

" 'Is this worth it' is really the new question."

"You know, holding this tube, man, it's really the whole key part of this process."

"It's just mostly seaweed at this point."

"Screw Peleton, this is the new workout. We send agar-agar and chocolate to people. Pure profit."

"[Name] gets caught up in chat, gives long story instead of putting chocolate in, burns apartment to the ground."

"Now not only am I doing nothing, I'm actually detracting from the quality of the dish."

"[Name] sounds like a muppet."

"You need to push and I'm going to pull at the same time, and that'll be the magic formula."

"This is like a feat of strength. This is like a Lumberjack Games."

"We're going to have a hard time pawning these noodles off."

"[Name]'s giving supportive midwife energy."

"Let's go with our Lady and the Tramp thing here."

"Don't start sucking too fast." "Sucking?"

"It is slurpy until it's not."

"OnlyNoods. OnlyFans, but it's just noodles."

"A single plate requires 50 minutes of grunting."

"You think it's just going to be the fire, but it's the noodles."

"You would be sucking noodles through a straw!"

"You've done the im-pasta-ble!"

"Slurping, or dare I say, sucking it, [Name]."

"It's literally been an hour and 12 minutes of [name] hanging on for dear life."

"We almost paintballed [name] from across the room with chocolate projectiles, and you want to use an air tank?"

"Put Lindt chocolate balls in a paintball gun, and then try to catch it in your mouth."

"Things that are ball-shaped you can put into a painball gun, so: cheese puffs. Cheeseball gun."

"His is expanding our ways to eat chocolate, ours is how to weaponize chocolate."

"We all woke up and chose violence in the form of chocolate."

"I understand that I made some unsightly or unhearly noises."

"Boba is almost worse, because it's wet."

"Can you imagine the smack of a boba as it's projectiled out at you?"

[poobit]

tagged by @sinisterpeople for my top albums of the year (no real particular order )

1. Brazilian Girls EP - ive already had listened to their other album but listening to their first one, was sooo good to discover these, top song: Homme

2. Macross Frontier Vocal Collection Nyan Tama - listen. i know im resident Macross F song listener but this singles album is just, very well put together to me , its nostalgic and i have SUCHHHH a soft spot for Mayn´s songs in it lmao , top song: Yousei 

3. The Showstoppers II (TWF albums in general) - if you dont understand The Walten Files, thats totally fine, they are a mishmash of edited old music and original music and covers made by indie band Sweet Tuesday, they got a real amateur charm to them and they just tie into the lore well without feeling hamfisted in there, top song: Once Again

4. Illusion Lock Complete Ost - Parson Hex´s story n music lives rent free in my brain, i was already into it in 2020 but the amount of content poured out in 2021 left me in shambles, its sooo ...inexplicable, whimsy, top song: Dance 2

5. Metaroom / Sweet Genesis -  i watched Temptation Stairway and i fell for God´s race SOOO HARD i needed to know who made the music, Metaroom´s music is so fucking catchy , top song: Worm Rave

6. Magdalena Bay / Mercurial World - this been one of my most recent albums i listened to and man what a good choice , its just a legit good pop album, i know the influences are more recent but i couldnt help but think its so, Mynogue-esque, top song: Secret (Your Fire)

7. Nastyona / 아홉가지 기분 (9 moods?) - i am not gonna lie if it wasnt for VIVINOS horror videos idk how i would have found this band , they really are so haunting, its great music i wish it wasnt just treated like trendy horror anime , check the other albums too , top song:  요단강 (Jordan River) 

8. McBaise / TUBES - i been waiting for this album for a while and it sure didnt fucking disappoint like, what a good album, severely underrated you all gotta watch the Waterslide video , top song: Cobra

9. Lovage / Music to make love to your old lady by - yes long ass album name but honestly, where would i be without having discovered this album , i already have been listening to Mike Patton for a while but this one just brings out a whole facet out of him, extremely hard choice but top song: Lifeboat 

10. Mr Bungle / California - i already said ive been listening obsessibly to Mr Bungle but i legit think California is like, their best album , its just the right amount of everything , top song: Pink Cigarette 

extremely honorable mentions because i couldnt put more albums in the post:  Kate Bush´s Sensual World - Elbow - Jellyfish´s Spilt Milk - Jamiroquai - Crumb - Deltarune Chap.2 ost - Soda Stereo´s Sueño Stereo - Dave Gahan 

anyways taggingg uuuhhhhhhhhh YOU!  do this to just show ppl to what u listened to just have fun :) u dont gotta do it the way i did i just love being obnoxious

[craftykit1]

Hmm… how about tube worm tuesday?

[austinpanda]

Dad Letter 082221

22 August, 2021

Dear Dad--

Happy what for you will be Sunday! Perhaps I should just say happy weekend. It’s Saturday morning here in the trailer and it seems like we’re going to catch some of Hurricane Henri sometime about Monday or Tuesday. I am excited by this! I’ve mentioned how our single-wide leaked like a sieve from the windows along its west wall. Well, in response to our maintenance request, they sent a dude around to come fix it. I believe caulk, or otherwise some big tube of silicone sealant in a dispensing gun (pew! pew!) was employed. We still have our original leak; water always comes in through the top of our back door. The dude put the magic caulk on that thing too, but it’s like original sin...it’s just always gonna be there. It’s the leak where the previous tenants installed plastic hooks on the door, to hang towels on, to catch the leaks.

I spent some time on the internet yesterday and got myself some medical benefits! I now have medical, dental, and vision coverages. I don’t know when they start, but I’m going to search for a dentist some more today. I tried the area’s largest family dentistry, a place with (I’m guessing) maybe 20 dentists working in it, and their website says they have no available appointments. This seems unlikely, but not impossible. I think there’s a problem with the scheduling website, or else they’re having a surge of business before school starts, or something else temporary. Either way, I’ll find a dentist. The dental pain which I’ve come to live with and treat with Ibuprofen every day may soon be a thing of the past.

I don’t suppose I can avoid mentioning that I’m still having problems with depression. I have a few online friends who’ve been super helpful while I seem to be in this downswing, and I’m hoping to get rid of it, and return to my usual sarcastic-yet-ebullient self soon. (You don’t need to suggest exercising, I can actually hear you thinking it from here. Got to admit, I kind of wish I owned a weight bench.) I believe at least some of the depression stems from having no circle of friends. I have, at best, a very tiny triangle of friends. The three components of the friend triad would be: husband, cats and coworkers, and Mr. and Mr. plant scientist guy. I was going to go with Zach to plant scientist guy’s home today to eat, but instead I’m going to stay home and eat worms and feel sorry for myself. (Zach suggested I might like some “me” time, and I’m not keen to inflict myself upon anyone just now anyway.) Also I have lots of work shirts to iron.

I’m actually looking forward to work tomorrow, just a little bit, even though it’s my Monday. My boss has suggested in advance that I do 6 of the 7 audits tomorrow, and I don’t think I’ve ever done 6 in a day before. I especially haven’t attempted to do 6 on a Sunday, since we always audit the previous day’s stuff, which means I’d be auditing a Saturday, typically a busy time. I’m confident that I can do it, however. I can do each of those 6 audits in about an hour, and that gives me a whole two extra hours for “shit happens.” I like knowing how to do all that stuff. There’s a good chance I’ll get through all 6 audits without having any questions, or any problems I can’t solve myself.

And it’s going to be September soon! That always gets me excited, since that’s when I start my two month scary movie marathon, beginning with Night of the Demon, from 1957. I’ve reached a point where, as soon as I hear that movie begin, I relax a bit, because I know summer is over. Also, a lot of my favorite movies are in that genre, including a bunch of British ones, and a bunch with extremely unconvincing monsters. But that’s when I watched The Thing From Another World (1951), and The Fog, and the original Amityville Horror, and The Changeling, with George C. Scott. Good stuff! And, of course, the two months culminate on Halloween, when I watch a couple I saved for last, and we eat all the candy we bought, because children generally know better than to come to a trailer park during the time of plague resurgence in search of things to put in their mouths, that they KNOW FOR CERTAIN was just handled by a stranger.

Actually, I think the way they do Halloween now is: everyone buys candy and drives to church, and everyone else brings their kids, and the kids just visit each car for candy, one after the other. It doesn’t sound like it provides as much walking as the traditional way of trick-or-treating, and it seems to reduce the possibility of criminal mischief to near zero. (I’m just thinking you can’t TP someone’s house when you’re gathering candy in the church parking lot.) But it preserves some of the elements of the old fashioned style. Halloween is a great holiday, mostly because I like watching the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown special. I’m one of the few people that loves every second of that TV special, even the WW1 parts where Snoopy gets shot down behind enemy lines by the Red Baron. That show has some great jazz music in it.

I received something kind of cool in the mail today, a 16 x 100 inch roll of dichroic film. What the shit is that, you ask? Well, you see it in holiday decorations a lot. It’s a colored film that changes color depending on the angle from which you’re viewing it. It’ll also do stuff like: light passing through it is blue, but light bouncing off it is bright orange. It’s just a film you can use to tint plastic and windows that make pretty colors. I have tinted two windows in our metal living tube with it! I’ll include the pictures. It sticks on with soapy water, and is supposed to peel right off when it comes time to move out and take all my disco shit with me. I’m considering putting a couple of small patches of it on my car, just because it’s so pretty. I’ll include a pic of the dichroic film. By now, as you’ve probably concluded, they use that dichroic glass in certain disco lights.

I have a few things happening, but it’s a slow period. I have already put some of the dichroic film on the bathroom window and the window in the back door, which we never open. As predicted, it is pretty as fuck! I want to cover my car windows with it, but I checked, and I’m pretty sure that would be illegal in Maine. Auto window tint has to allow at least 30% of light to pass through (no worries, and with disco colors!) and it has to be non-reflective (shit! Mine is super reflective!) Just taking a picture of some balled-up leftover bits of the dichroic film is pretty. Anything you can scrunch up into a ball and take a beautiful picture of it MUST be special.

I was afraid, for a period, that I had done something to kill my ability to read books for fun! I know I’ve been anhedonic lately, but I’m pretty sure that I haven’t smoked enough drugs to make myself illiterate. Then, as an experiment, I picked up a Jack Reacher book, and read all 450 pages in about a day. I am pleased to report that I have neither smoked myself illiterate, nor forgotten how to enjoy a good page-turner. This pleases me!

More next week! All my love to you both!

[livepoultryfreshkilled]

sea slug sunday

monkfish monday

tube worm tuesday

flabby whalefish wednesday

thursday we take a break

fangtooth friday

sea cucumber saturday

[myelocin]

here’s to the seventh.

synopsis: an open letter to my mother, wherever you may be. i love you for an eternity. | art by @/xavestory ;w; ily so much xave

-

Seven is a lucky number they say.

And in a sense I guess it was. Is—or at least I still think it is.

When I was seven years old, you threw me a birthday party at that one place down the street of my childhood home—in the coastal city where I grew up, that I still remember to this day. You greet your happy birthday over the phone, a fifteen minute long distance phone call as I was putting on the pink fairy dress you asked my auntie to buy for me, and when I think back to it now I really would have rather stayed on the phone with you instead of go to the party.

Video calls weren’t a popular thing back then, and we didn’t own a computer in the house, but your photographs were everywhere in the house.

So in 2007, on my seventh birthday on May the fifteenth, I twirled around the dancefloor dressed in the pastel pink fairy gown you asked auntie buy for me paired with the pink fairy wings my cousin bought as her gift.

It was also in the winter of 2007 where you finally were able to bring me and my brother with you to the states.

In the two bedroom apartment across the hospital you worked at in Missoula, Montana—for as long as I live, when I think of home, the winters with you there will always be the scene I’ll think back to. The home that always smelled of pinecones in the morning and roasted chicken at night. Home, I realized was a word that had always been foreign to me up until that year.

For as long as I could remember, before then, I was only in a house with the family who took care of me while you were working day and night to build home.

I could finally say I was home, in the winter of 2007, because even if snow was foreign to me and I didn’t understand much of the language—you, were always waiting in that apartment on the third floor that overlooked the garden in the compound.

I was home, and every day I continue to think of home—and of you.

Seven, I realized was also the amount of months that passed before we eventually moved to the south. And it was okay, because home, seven months later became the house with the numbers 4407 written in an italicized font in front of our yard.

Home was the yellow and pink roses in the gardens that surrounded our house. The big windows by the kitchen that you sat by because you loved watching your flowers get watered during rainy days.

“They’re happy,” you used to tell me every time the telltale pitter patter of the raindrops knocked on the window and as a child I’d only smile and think about the things a child would think about. But I suppose that now, as I reach the age where I really do nothing but reminisce and replay the fragments I have of you—I’m thankful to remember the sight of you by that window every day.

And I like to think that the flowers were happy, and not just because of the rain, but because you were always the one that tended to them with a smile every other day if you didn’t have work. I really should have spent more time in the garden with you, and I regret that I didn’t.

You knew I hated soil and was afraid of the worms—but if it meant being able to spend more time with you, I hope you know I would have braved my fears for you if given the chance to do so.

After all, you’d always braved your fears for me.

I know cancer must have been scary for you, and I apologize that we never cried with each other because of your pain. Hiding it must have been difficult, so I’m sorry I didn’t ask you how you were doing enough.

Seven also became the number of days you spent in the hospital. The west wing of the very hospital you worked at, where seven steps away from the elevator across your room was all it took for me to see you—alive and golden even under layers of blankets and tubes that I knew kept you alive.

Time, I think was what we all had but also what we kept seeking for.

Seven months the doctor told us and when you couldn’t take the new drug they gave you, seven months turned into seven days.

The seventh—being a Tuesday; on September 24th, 2013 I saw you open and close your eyes for the last time.

Your hands, cold underneath mine felt unreal.

“I’m proud of you,” you said the night before, after asking me if I was happy.

I didn’t answer, but I felt like you knew that it was because I didn’t know what to say.

-

It’s been seven years and time still feels like it’s still in the loop that began in 2013. I traveled the world and saw the places you talked about when you were under the same sky as I was.

Lani, your name, carried the meaning of sky and the heavens.

The skies that I continue to see stories in and continuously seek to find a home in.

“Are you happy?” you asked me and at thirteen years old then—I knew I wasn’t.

At twenty years old now, when I look at the skies I know I still am not. But in the journey I continuously walk in the now, I’ll continue to look at the skies and write stories for you.

Here, at the edge, where I stand by the line that separates me from either falling or diving, I’ll always look up because in them I somehow remember the words you’ve said and the promises you’ve left written in the swirling colors of wispy clouds.

Seven, is a lucky number they say—and perhaps it really is. Maybe I’ll find the reasons why it’s lucky or maybe it’ll just be a number for me seven more years down the road.

But for now, I stand in front of you with your old watch on my wrist that reminds me of the time that keeps going even as the world—my world—in the moment feels still, above the tattoo of your signature on my wrist that guides me every day, holding the piece of art Xave drew of the time we last spoke.

For an eternity will I continue to love you.

For as long as there are the stories in the skies—a part of you will always remain with me on this earth.

Happy seven years in heaven, mi. Mahal na mahal kita.

-

[ask-the-cordium-crew]

the experiments behind closed doors (the sisters) a WKTC story

warning: 

my grammar and punctuation aren’t the best i hope you can understand 

as for a second warning this story is extremely dark it goes into details about the experiments the character dark mark also known as actor mark dose on two faunus sisters you have been warned i hope you enjoy the story! click the read more link for some extra info about this story 

experiment log: entry number 7 (the twin sisters) 

“this is mark Edward fischbach ...thanks to the help of rd. walts and Salem i was able to acquire two child sized tubes i also have the equipment to continue my experiments each experiment i attempt proves different results”

“the first 3 experiments attempted were complete failures subjects 1 and 2 died before transformation could even began dying from complete organ failure and blood loss what a pity.... it has been noted those with much stronger aura can endure much more punishment and can handle the transformation”

“subject 3 a spider faunus they seemed very promising at the start able to handle the torture and tests at first even the transformation into a skull fanger began with success sadly though in the middle of the transformation the subject appeared to die from complications with the venom beginning to be produced in the lower buttock the accelerated growth killed the man with in a few days once dead all further transformation stopped at a halt i learned that a subject needs to be alive for the transformation to fully take place”

“subjects 4 and 5 we’re more of a success but still... somewhat failures subject 4 was fed given water hell survived the transformation but... still remained enough of their mind to cry in a somewhat human voice and still had one human like arm left over from the transformation subject was terminated in fear they would over time gain their mind fully back subject 5? well subject 5 I've already well documented and has been ONE OF MY MOST SUCCESSFUL EXPERIMENTS YET!”

in the audio log recorded by mark he could be heard laughing loudly in a sadistic voice 

“... the dog turned into a complete beowolf alpha the only thing that remained of who she once was? hmm nothing major just a different colored pair of ears with this experiment i also sewed the woman's mouth closed while she was still somewhat faunus like and when she fully transformed her mouth had grown in to be unable to be opened leading to the newly formed beowolf alpha to be completely silent but still violent in nature they have no pack of their own”

“experiment number 6....  it would have been a most likely successful experiment if it weren’t for GOD DAM ABE COMING IN KNOCKING OUT THE TWO WHO ARE MEANT TO HELP GUARD THE MANSION THAT STUPID TRAITOROUS BITCH KILLED HER... now i have to watch my back knowing Abe will probably get help with taking me down but i know Salem won’t let that happen”

“but now onto my most recent experiment shall i?”

“day 1 Monday 10 am in the morning Dr. walts and hazel had brought the equipment into my home hazel of course was doing all the heavy lifting he didn’t know what all this stuff was for but thankfully did not question it Dr. walts had me sign a few things i payed him ten thousand Len hazel finished bringing the equipment in after 30 minutes before leaving Dr. walts gave me up to 50 gallons worth of the goop from one of the Grimm pits i thanked him and he soon left”

“day 1 Monday 12 pm me and my butler Benjamin had finished installing the equipment and now i waited in my lab telling Benjamin to go get the shipment that was due about now Benjamin was about to leave but i heard... emerald try and offer to get it for him he tried to deny but i came out i gave emerald a dark look but let her go get it she returned an hour later carrying it in struggling a small bit”

“she didn’t know what was inside but from the look on her face she clearly didn’t like what it was now why did she want to go and get my shipment? well she wanted to let Benjamin have some time to relax plus she did need some fresh air that girl likes to thing i am an idiot... she really left to get some time away from me thats why she took so long hmm... i do understand why she might want to stay away from me after what happened between me and her a few weeks ago hell... she was still healing from the incident”

“day 1 Monday 2 pm i had opened the create and let the two twin girls out of it they were two sheep faunus it seemed i gave them food and what else but they begged for their lives and asked to be brought home to their parents what pathetic little animals they’d be much better being what they should be treated as TWO MONSTERS WHO ARE ONLY GOOD FOR KILLING OR BEING KILLED BY SOME HUNTER OR HUNTRESS”

“of course i ignored them and after they finished eating at 2:30 pm i began the torture from the hours of 2:30 pm to 6 pm after torturing them they were given food and water inside bowls they didn’t deserve to eat like A HUMAN WOULD”

“Tuesday day 2 12 pm... i came into my personal lab and saw one of the girls outside her cage she seemed to have picked the lock with her hair pin i had not noticed before however the other girl was still in the cage hell she even tried to re lock it behind her sister my my she was so quick to rat her sister out her sister was about to yell at her younger sibling but i quickly grabbed onto her shirt and punched her till her nose was broken i snapped the nose back in place and shoved her back into the cage”

“the one girl who stayed in the cage i decided to reward with a small chocolate for staying where she belonged why would i do such a thing she was a rat after all well i wasn’t just feeling nice i liked how she knew there was no point in trying to escape i can respect a faunus when they know their place”

“hmm as for the other girl? well i damaged her skull with my attack i found out after an x ray scan that taught her not to try it again”

“Tuesday day 2 3 pm i came back and decided it was finally time to test out my new equipment”

“i had the girls undress into a pair of grey bras and panties i did look away after all i am still a gentlemen and well i might be a monster to Abe but i am no kiddie diddler that was too low even for someone like me after they changed i carefully set up some oxygen tanks outside the machinery and attached an oxygen mask onto both the girls not just that i carefully cut some holes into their necks and attached some feeding tubes along with IV drips into their arms”

“by 4 PM i had the terminals set up i made sure my equipment was working correctly the IV drips were working and the feeding tubes were working fine i then activated the submerge button filling both their tanks up top to bottom with the goop”

“thanks to my new equipment i could use cameras from inside the tanks to record for me how they changed over prolonged exposure to the strange goop that filled their tanks so i wouldn’t need to lift a finger besides replacing their IV bags and refilling their food and air”

“and thus the experiment finally began”

“day 3 Wednesday time doesn’t matter but it was early in the morning the first change began their skin began to change black i decided to still run a test on them both for the trouble making sister i carefully reached into her tank and put on some underwater headphones and exposed her to a constant broadcast of horrible sounds making her listen to the screams of past experiments begging for help and made her listen to myself constantly telling her she's useless no one loves her reminding her that her own flesh and blood betrayed her this seemed to have caused her to struggle with in the tank and her mind to be filled with anger depression and fear”

“as for the one who seemed to want to follow orders? i did the same thing however! i let her listen to peaceful music animal noises and words of encouragement on loop i made one feel loved and one feel hated and worthless wondering if this would affect their change”

“day 4 Thursday the next change seemed to have taken place over night the one given the negative feedback had her skull showing her skin slowly being removed from her face her eyes already a deep red and a glow starting in her mouth the top of her skull was partly cracked and hell her ribs along with her spine seemed to be starting to pop out of her chest”

“it seems the negative feedback was turning her into an apathy”

“as for the one with the positive feedback? her face was beginning to turn into a giant hole at the top of her head the sides of her face and the bottom of her chin their started to grow these large sharp almost spike like bones using her skull as a base i carefully used one of the mini cameras and looked into her mouth in her throat it was beginning to stretch out and appearing inside was 4 smaller spikes and of course everything was starting to turn into a deep glowing red” 

“... it seemed the one who was being treated good being fed candy and other foods that might cause acid reflex began transforming into a blind worm but oddly enough although she was starting to show signs of growth she wouldn’t fully fill the tank she would be a much smaller verion of the blind worm it must have been the fact she was still a child that made the growth only go so far”

“day 5 Friday food was no longer required for the one girl her arms were shrinking in size but growing in length and her fingers becoming very sharp and no skin left just bone her midsection near her pelvis area began to rip and tear soon creating holes see thru holes in the skin her eyes were now cold and red and it was beginning to be hard to tell she was even female let alone a faunus at this point hmm... though something odd happened because the fact she was once a sheep faunus her blackened skin was beginning to grow a black coat of fur her head was even beginning to be covered in it not much but enough to cover up the cracks speaking of her pelvis despite blood coming from it the bone had started to cover it like how an apathy’s pelvis is covered in an odd triangular bone her ribs had fully covered her chest at this point” 

“as for the other girl her face had fully transformed along with her head her arms and legs also seemed to slowly being converted into extra skin and a bony armor for her worm like body the headphones were removed from both at this point very carefully this girl didn’t need her breathing mask anymore her growth was starting to come to a halt but her body didn’t stop transforming yet however unlike her sister she was almost fully transformed and she wasn’t growing the weird wool like fur just a slimy coat of skin that seemed to burn my skin a bit upon touch” 

“a week later me and Benjamin loaded the Grimm onto my personal ship given to me as a present for my 20th birthday we kept the Grimm in the tubes as their transformation was complete they needed to be released thankfully the tubes were strong enough to hold them both”

“the older sister was a fully formed apathy the only thing that made her different from most apathy was the sheep like coat so she was dropped off in a small abandoned town in a frozen wasteland by dropped off i mean we were in the air we opened the hatch and let her crash to the ground letting glass break and her to escape hell it seemed their were a few apathy their already they didn’t seem to attack her i would have loved to stay and watch hell i am sure walts would have loved the footage but it was much to dangerous i knew what apathy were capable of”

“the younger sister was a very small blind worm fully transformed but no where near the size of a blind worm found in the wild though doesn’t mean she was small just means she barely was bigger than the standard huntress she was dropped off in a desert climate we did the same thing dropping her high enough so the glass would break but she wouldn’t be killed on impact of course after escaping she tried to shoot an acid like projectile at us but we escaped with barely any damages to the ship” 

“hmm i am disappointed in the fact these Grimm are never perfect but hopefully these differences would help them in combat one way or another perhaps these differences might even make them more deadly in some ways” 

“this is mark Edward fischbach otherwise known as dark mark signing off”

the audio diary ends 

this story is number 1 of 4 stories that will be released leading up to the anniversary of who killed markiplier 

this story was inspired by the comic series handplates by zara i hope you all enjoyed! 

[specstudies]

Meal Plan #1

Time to Meal Plan! My self care is cooking and I also want to eat healthier so I can have clearer skin and I just generally love fruits.

I plan to make a few of these posts. I tried to make these Vegan/Vegetarian friendly but couldn’t think of good replacements. I went for meatless Mondays instead.  

Week 1

Monday: noodles with peppers , snack: pineapple pieces , drink: water

Tuesday: bagel sandwich with an apple and sliced carrots  , snack: a handful gummy worms drink: apple juice 

Wednesday: frozen yogurt tube , pinwheels , snack: oreos , drink: water

Thursday: ham and cheese sandwich , snack bell peppers , drink: water

Friday:  cantaloupe , half sandwich with strawberry cream cheese and cucumbers , snack: scones drink: water

Week 2

Monday: Waffles , Snap Peas , snack: apple crisps , drink: water

Tuesday: Tositos Scoops , guacamole , kale chips , snack: granola , drink: water

Wednesday: Chia seeds and Coconut bites , greek yogurt , snack: goldfish , drink: apple juice 

Thursday: hashbrowns , banana  snack: popcorn

Friday: pasta with pesto , mixed berries , snack: more fruit drink: water 

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RNZ Pacific 1317 4 Jan 2023

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Jashi Week 2018 Entry #3

May 8th - Love to Hate You (Tuesday)

(it was loathe at first sight for the couple)

      “Jack, what’s that?”

      It was the fourth time in an hour that Ashi had asked that same question, but he was ever indulgent with her curiosity and desire to learn. “Earthworms,” he confirmed, following her pointed finger to a flat rock covered in squirming pink creatures with tube-like bodies. “They primarily live beneath the dirt, but after a storm, they may come to the surface and travel above ground to a new, hopefully safer, area for them to live.”

      She studied them intently for a moment, and then looked back at him with a wicked smirk. “I fail to see the resemblance.”

      “What?” His mind raced but couldn’t think of a proper explanation for her comment.

      “Deceiver! Worm! Scum!” She half shouted at him, a teasing grin revealing her true feelings.

      He returned her grin, “now you’re just repeating yourself.”

      “Lecherous snake!”

      This time he blushed, taking her words to heart. He was a snake, harboring some hidden conflicting thoughts about her that he dared not voice. “Enough!”

      “No! I will never stop!” She stomped her foot, trying to glare at him, but the situation was too humorous and broke her concentration, causing her to bust up laughing.

      “Yes, yes, I know, until your dying breath,” he matched his original exasperated tone, but kept his teasing grin.

      “There is no hope for you, foolish Samurai. No matter what you have planned for me, I will never buckle, never waver.” Technically speaking, I didn’t, she mused. I wanted to save the planet from being destroyed, but its Aku’s doing, not Jack’s.

      She remembers so much, as do I. Is that memory a somewhat pleasant one for her as it is for me? After he achieved his goal of showing her the truth, he never expected her to stay by his side, wishing to directly aide him in his quest to destroy Aku once and for all.

      “You are a parasite, samurai,” she said with a smile, taking his hand in hers, her eyes expressing her unspoken gratitude for saving her life.

      “You are very troubled, and very confused,” he replied, squeezing her hand, expressing his own appreciation of her companionship. They continued down the path, each unable to stop looking and smiling at the other.