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Hey everyone, I know there has been a lot of misinformation tonight, but I just wanted to take this opportunity to bring up a very serious issue
This is actually the machine they use to abort babies after they have been born.
Basically, the entire baby is smashed and pressed through a sieve- bones, eyes, guts, and it all comes out looking like this.
There's more. Because it's crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavoured artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.
But hey, at least it tastes good, right?
High five, America!
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this is extremely extremely cursed lol
#thank you so much#ask#hellsite hall of fame#tubby custard machine#rat#hellsite hall of fame curator’s bullshit
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Z doesnt even have a proper reference and yet I must shitpost
#that one post#ihnmaims oc#ihnmaims am#allied mastercomputer#tubby custard machine#art#doodle#shitpost#oc shitpost#i have no mouth and i must scream#AM#blorbo#robot blorbo#robot man
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I think my brain should just be shoved through the tubby custard machine. I think I'd be less mentally ill that way.
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Tubby Custard in Math
Today in math my teacher began talking about Teletubbies (a very normal thing for math as you know). It began with him attempting to name all the Teletubbies, and then the discussion shifted to the diet of Teletubbies, no one in class could remember what it was, and it took my whole being not to say “bitch its tubby custard”.
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tumblr lore is so fucking crazy. what do you mean there was a sonic the hedgehog blog against social justice warriors with the wildest drama between the mods.
#tumblr lore#sonic for real justice#the tumblr user with a child slave.#the bone digger.#bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
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a coworker asked if i needed anything before they headed out for the day and i responded very casually, "a lobotomy but other than that, no. Have a good evening!" and im pretty sure she pulled something laughing so hard. I didnt have the heart to tell her that i've seen that joke 6 times today on my dash alone
#using tumblr humor on non tumblr users hits so different#like on here it's 'yeah yeah she filled his house with chintz we know the story'#and you pull a 'bitch that's the tubby custard machine' on your coworker linda??#suddenly you're the funniest guy in the office
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tittytubbies is that anything
she titties on my tubbies til i custard
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yknow sometimes i get why tumblr had so many insanely obvious hoaxes gain traction bc the way some people on here will eviscerate people for being even slightly incredulous about something is honestly scary
#like. that lady who claimed the wachowskis stole the plot of the matrix from her got traction here dude#she claimed aliens gave it to her. come on guys.#ik ppl think of like. alexandria's genesis or infinite chocolate or the tubby custard machine/hot dog thing#and while those are dumb and something you would expect an adult with critical thinking skills to recognize as false#they are kind of ultimately harmless to believe. like worst case scenario you stop eating hot dogs or you fuck up some chocolate#but also it's a symptom of a larger problem bc people extend the same credulity to like. accusations of serious crimes#and it's just equally unwarranted#but god forbid you call someone on tumblr with no sources and no credentials a liar#because that makes you just as bad as the person trying to ruin someone's life with little to no evidence#tl;dr tumblr has a huge misinfo problem bc the culture here is that it's morally wrong to not take someone at their word#and sometimes the results are 'bitch that's the tubby custard machine'#but also sometimes the results are people being stalked and harassed off the internet over actual nothing#also wrt my first example bc I think some ppl might misconstrue it#yes there are instances of ppl on here making false accusations bc they were genuinely under the delusion those things were true#(the m*tski s*x sl*ve thing to name a more well-known one)#that does not mean they are malicious actors im obviously not saying that#but also. if you are mentally well enough to recognize something is not logically consistent you don’t have to believe it
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that wasp looks like something vegans would use to hate on chicken nuggets
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To be fair I ate this sausage roll today and all I could think was “BITCH that’s the tubby custard machine”
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I call it wren's tubby custard machine mix
#wren.exe#bc you become the tubby custard machine#im having The Horrors but also need caffeine bc i forgot my adhd meds today#cursed drinks
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i fucking hate that chicken nugget meme so much. it is butchering a classic song. what did the catalogue of rednex ever do to deserve this. why. WHY. cotton eye joe is an absolute banger masterpiece and this travesty happens to it. absolutely PISSED all over it like an elephant drinking a swimming pool. no, to make that comparison is an insult to the elephant. it is an insult to elephant piss. the elephant's urethra is offended. disgraceful. DISGUSTING.
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"Jesse what the HELL is wrong with you? Do you even know what you're asking for?"
"Yo Mister White I'm sorry, I get them every time. They taste good, it's fine."
"Do you even know how they make the Chicken McNuggets, Jesse? Did you ever even think to question it? In fact, I can show you. I can show you right now how they make their Chicken McNuggets!"
"Bitch..."
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