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#tto!
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there’s lots to learn!
oh hohohoho, hoho oh ho ho hah!
ox like me!
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bumbleboa · 4 months
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to celebrate @cal-writes posting the final chapter of Panic Pixie Dream Boy, here's a sketch that has been in my drafts for a while!
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clownhonkbonk · 8 months
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they should dress up the entirety of starkid in lobster costumes and have correy dorris fight them in a boxing ring occasionally breaking into songs every 15 minutes and call it the lobster war.
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yourlocalabomination · 4 months
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Your Wagon Is On Fire!
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adaine, upon finally having access to a cannon
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starkid rly went from "oh my wizard god" to "god is dead" to "ok jesus christ i don't know what's going on here" to "god is a vicious two-faced prick" to "oh, sweetheart, there is no god" to "actually there are six gods and they're the lords in black and a queen in white"
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rockrosethistle · 4 months
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it's a Darren Criss song if the lyrics are serious but the actors are just having fun with it
it's a Jeff Blim song if the lyrics are insane but the actors are taking it completely seriously
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themagicalghost · 7 months
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Haters when they see you live a life of whimsy and joy
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reneeub · 11 months
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"So you do know the Bible" has the power of "Hello, Titty Mitty"
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thinking about this
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kairithemang0 · 6 months
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Happy 14th Birthday to this image <3
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@hatchetfieldtheories thank you for your service to the community
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koipiu · 8 months
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thar cup.sure is ace
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friendofozma · 3 months
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Modern-day Trail to Oregon:
Father has invested every cent in Bitcoin and been persuaded by General Store Guy to trade in his subaru for a Tesla truck. He puts it on autopilot and accelerates directly into a brick wall.
Daughter forced to make Men’s Rights TikToks with McDoon and Cletus.
Son is an iPad baby.
Grandpa has been banned from every Red Lobster in the country. Nobody can figure out why.
Mother is a high-powered businesswoman with (thankfully) a separate bank account.
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konohamaru-sensei · 2 months
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ah. it hurts
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swingingthehatchetnow · 9 months
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r/AITA
u/WigglyWigg • 3y
AITA for nuking Moscow?
This past Friday, I (M, ̶̨̡̢̧̨̘̫̫̻͙̣͕̺̟̽̃̀͋́̚̚͜ ̷̡̭̜̩͕̠̦̗̟̟̫̖͇͎̽̌̾̿̌̈́̓̄̏̌̇̚͜͜ ) was at home when the President of the United States (M, >35) deployed a nuclear bomby-wom with the intent to destroy me. I redirected the nuke for my own self preservation, and in the process, pushed it through a dimensional gateway into Moscow, obliterating it in the process. AITA?
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TheBastardsBack • 3y
NTA. Your house, your rules, man.
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SingAlongPokotho • 3y
NTA. It was self defense. Also didn’t the President enter your home without a warrant? That’s mega sus. Def NTA
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WileySnake • 3y
NTA. See folks, this is what America has come to. What the world has come to. Ain’t it a shame.
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QueenB_itch • 3y
NTA. Good.
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Blink1nceBlink2wice • 3y
NTA. u/SingAlongPokey literally sent a meteor to a small town. Can’t be worse than that lmao
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| SingAlongPokotho • 3y
| Didnt you literally try to tear a family apart
| at your personal amusement park?
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Jaegerbomb • 3y
Ha ha ha NTA
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Mouthface • 3y
NTA it was really funny.
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| Mouthface • 3y
| Tasty too tbh. Yum yum.
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MoreBadder • 3y
r/MURICA
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Idontlikemusicals • 3y
NTA. Fuck Moscow. Fuck ‘em straight to hell
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| Shitlips • 3y
| Hey, at least they aren’t Cl*vesdale.
| Assholes
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SpotlightOnMe • 3y
Wtf I literally predicted this exact scenario 20 years ago????
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X_Lee • 3y
u/notaPEIP are you seeing this?
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WitchlessWeb • 3y
YTA! That kills people!!
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