#ts dukey

[the-duke-of-nuts]

Happy Birthday to Patton Darling my absolute Beloved <3

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

I saw that tag and I have to say, Remus would not have a shelf of stuff Virgil made him. He would have a whole closet. He has so many warm sweaters and gloves! He has some absolutely dastardly (slutty) embroidered capes! He even has a badass leather jacket with spikes and matching gloves!! All from his spider!!

Because Virgil would totally take to yarn work like knitting, sewing and embroidery, and occasionally leather working. It keeps his hands busy and gives him something to focus on other than impending doom. Plus spider gotta spider!!

Y E S Y E S Y E S!!! Ree's closet may look small from the outside but the moment the chaotic Duke opens it Vee sees an entire walk-in closet big enough to be it's own clothing store worth of all the stuff the Emo made him <3

[mentally-unstable-avocado]

Remus from Sanders Sides is Intellectsexual (opposite of moron sexual. attracted to smart people)

[dee-as-remus]

So, I need suggestions! What shall I fry? I tried the human excrement and surprisingly, it's not too bad- got a nice crunch~

[alanisstonedd]

deeblockduke hcs

duke dennis x black!reader

cw: cussing, fluffffff, lil spice no full smut, mention of public & butt stuff, food play

an: ran back this song by my hubby & realized it reminds me of dukey 🥹 so here’s some hcs my shmookies

✯ you fr thought the relationship was finna be TOO CALM bcs he be acting nonchalant let’s be real. but boy was yo ass wronggg. it takes him a sec to warm up but once he does, he literally falls deeper & more passionately in love with you every fuckin day. you literally become his rock, his safe space, his muse girl. his actual everything.

✯ calls you randomly just to hear your voice. the vibrations in your voice literally release dopamine in his body stg. he’ll be like “whatchu doin bae” “oh yuh, how dat goin” “wait, lemme see whatchu got on” “but you saw me leave this morning bae” “i know baby, just show me again i’m tryna see you” “oooo damn you perfect…. okay…. i miss you mane, text me later bae?” just running his damn mouth tryna get whatever you’ll give him while yall not physically together

✯ leaves you love notes in your stuff. in RANDOM ASS SPOTS. like in your pockets - that’s his main spot. very frequently in your purse or folded up in the back of your phone case. on his pillow when he’s up earlier than you. on the bathroom mirror. & it’s not affirmations and shit either girl. it’s like “seeing you happy is like seeing 1,000,000 stars light up the sky. more beautiful & incredible than i could’ve ever imagined or dreamed.” jaw dropped the fuck, all jokes aside you really start to bring out the lil poet in him. “the smallest inch of your skin on mine feels electrocuting. burns like the sweetest paradise. you light me on fire fr bae”

✯ you often wake up with VERY LARGE flower arrangements set up, no matter where you wake up - his room or your place (that’s also lwk his fr). he really gets creative with it too - roses, daisies, tulips, orchids, lilacs, really whatever flower he feels like embodies his love for you that day. & he really gets detailed with it, adding in smaller decorative flowers & weeds to make each arrangement diverse, unique, and an accurate representation of how he feels. tuh, ykw lemme just show yall his masterpieces. that was a collection you had built up bcs he went back to back one week. he puts the bouquet on the bed with a note & scatters extra petals on the bed and the floor. if he’s with you he’ll take petals and sprinkle them over u to wake you up just to get your reaction. every time.

✯ will pick up and fly you anywhere. you won’t stop goin on about the beach during this cold winter? yall on the next jet to turks. private beach, fucking on jet skis, fucking everywhere really, on the beach laid up napping, drunk at the pool bar, yall being water babies for a sec & playing in the water. fucking on the beach. yall rlly bring out the inner child in eachother & heal them by just being together :,)

✯ gifts after every date nighttttt!!! he takes you out somewhere five star or a hole in the wall gem just for the bomb food. wines & dines you, yall yap and rlly grub bcs yall BOTH always getting full fr. when you get homeeee, boxes & bags in the room every time without fail. LV, Hermes, Gucci, YSL, Goyard, Balenciaga, Chanel, IN ADDITION to any other clothes, shoes, or jewelry you might’ve mentioned recently. you def have really shed tears a few times. WILL demand a fashion show - “nah wait, where u goin? you not finna model??” “nah get yo ass back here and model wit yo sexy ass, mhm. i’m not playin, im tryna see what i done bought” - that almost always leads to yall hunchin in whatever set his ass off. new louboutins, ur new iced out cuban link dancing, or some lacy draws he picked out. he tearin that ass up in whatever u got on.

✯ is a freak 🤷🏽‍♀️ WILL pull some whipped cream outta nowhere and lick ts off ur nipples, tummy, ass, thighs, WHATEVERRR. will surprise you with freaky shit “okay i got us sum, it’s a surprise tho so u gotta wait” meanwhile he giggling with that pop pop laugh. you wait ALL DAY, pussy soakinnnnn bcs he’s constantly teasing you, then he wanna pull out some anal beads…. also yall film everythingggg 😭 u thought it was just carry over from him always having to make content but nah he just a freak fr. he will set up a camera wherever yall gettin down. kitchen, room, bathroom, closet & best believe he’ll hold that shit if he can’t set it down

✯ if you have a following & are in the spotlight he’s absolutely reposting so many edits of you. starts posting more often bcs of you and will 100% will make posts of just you lmfao he not even in it at all. always posting you & showing you off everywhere. loves PDA, but in a classy way. he just loves knowing that everyone knows you’re his. his ass get carried away off the drink tho & u gotta keep him in check bcs again, he’ll indulge in fat ma ANYWHERE

✯ do yall sometimes match fits?….. what yall think

✯he lowkey a sleepy mf and will fall asleep on you anywhere, no exceptions. he love a nap or a snuggle - just being close af like smelling u and shit. uses ur booty as a nap pillow (or ur tummy). loves being tangled up wit uuuu all up on eachother. it’s really his peace

✯ loves cooking with u bcs it makes him feel like yall married lollll. he loveeeee the domestic shit. he wants to get better at cooking (wants to spoil u in even more ways) so he always wanna do cooking dates

✯ yall guilty of being the couple that EVERYONE in the vicinity can hear fucking bcs he don’t EVER make yo ass shut up. except when yall could actually get caught teehee. but at home?? he like “yeah let that shit out baby” “fuck, im tryna hear you, yeah” “fuckkkk i know bae, i know” “yeah who making you scream baby? who?” “oh yeah? that’s ‘fuckkk’?”

✯ loves feeding you for some reason?? always tryna feed you your snacks & even meals sometimes. and always silently with the straightest face lol. if he ever says “you want one” just know you’re never grabbing your own. it’s 100% getting fed to you.

[high-ooze]

That cat rant had to be about Remus, that was so specific  

[bambichai]

"Fancy seeing you here.~”

The original sketch had Remus sitting on an actual throne, then, slowly, the throne was overrun by tentacles. 

[vanish-lou]

Remus in a very Heathers looking dress.

[sides-galore]

Sanders Sides Headcannon:

Janus’s cane was made by Remus.

Janus’s cane can also act as a grappling hook, a snack container, and also has a living snake head on one end. No one is sure why Remus gave something like that to Janus, but no one is gonna try asking either of them anytime soon.

[spacegayparty]

Logan : The universes encompasses a lot of different things such as neurons, protons, ions

Remus, snorting flour with a paper straw

Logan :... and apparently morons.

[the-duke-of-nuts]

Happy Birthday to Jan Man the Beloved <3

[where-are-the-spooky-gays-2]

Remus would probably risk his lil life to get a flower Virgil said was pretty

Virgil would too

Y E S!!! Those spooky bitches will do anything and everything to get something the other wants <3

[voltsm]

remus gremlin sketch

[dee-as-remus]

Tiny Cheeks looked so frigging funny in his orange stripes! Oh my goodness, cracks me up every time~

[gloomy-goober]

It’s almost time my dudes. WHO IS READY TO BE RATTY

[sporkkles-irl]

✨The Real Floridaman✨

don’t tag as tw remus sanders or dukedontlook