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Another year? Time to make those resolutions that you're all deffo gonna keep! Mine is commit more murders, I've been lacking lately... very sad~

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Ooooh, it's time for Daddy Santa to empty his sack everywhere! It must be so heavy~

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Ooh, how kinky- the end of the year, how fast she's gone! We've reached climax! My New Year's Reso? More butts on my page! Butts and blood~

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Ooh, cum now~. Tis a cheeky time for some cheeky wine! And festive toys~ And you know what else? Go ahead and stick that fork in the toaster, it's Christmas!~

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So, I need suggestions! What shall I fry? I tried the human excrement and surprisingly, it's not too bad- got a nice crunch~

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Exactly! It really helps to keep the skin squeaky and youthful~

*covers you in more blood affectionately* there, all better :)

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Ooh, hey now... oh me, oh my, this is very much a need~ Ooh, just look at that shaft! Makes me all tingly~

Penis decanter

[ link on amazon... ]

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Tiny Cheeks looked so frigging funny in his orange stripes! Oh my goodness, cracks me up every time~

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Ooh, looking mighty fuckable there, Teach~ It's making me pop a boner (or two)~ Totes gonna stroke myself ton- heck, why wait until tonight!!~

It’s Logan’s “Birthday”, or as he would like it to be referred to (due to it not technically being a birth), his Appreciation Day, celebrating the first day he appeared in my videos! So, we worked to put together some editorial looks inspired by him! Love ya so much, Logan. You’re a freakin cool nerd, and I love anytime I get to have fun with you! 💙 (Styling by: @dpstyledme)

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Does anybody know where I can get myself some fresh intestines? I need to drape them over things, but they're proving rather difficult to find!~

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Ooh, I can't wait to get me hands on these tiny Timmy Toms! I wonder if I can strip them down~

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I say, time to fuck to Auld Lang Syne! I mean, that's the tradition after all~ Have a horny New Year, and I do hope you blow someone close to you!~

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I hope everyone is enjoying what Daddy Santa emptied all over the floor, just for you! Mind you, at least his sack isn't as heavy now~

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Oh, haaaiii gurl~ So, I... may or may not... have been banned from this HellSite, for a small while- which meant no horny celebrations for me! How rude~

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Disgusting!

Do it again~

Ooh, how spicy of you! I love it~

💚(‿ˠ‿)Dukey Remus(‿ˠ‿)💚

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You're so crude!

Why, thank you so much~ I do so try my besty best~

💚(‿ˠ‿)Dukey Remus(‿ˠ‿)💚

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Wasn't that quite something? And so much of moi! Ooh, makes me all tingly that does~