#try to guess his age

[l0ganberry]

MR. MEOWGIE IS A MODEL AND I HAVE PROOF!!!

(yes, that's his name. Fight me!)

LOOK AT HIM!!!

[stars-obsession-pit]

The Flying Graysons generally stuck to simpler tricks in the smaller towns. Less people to impress, so they didn’t need to go as far. But for some reason, when they went to the town of Amity Park, Dick felt an urge to show off.

Well, not for just any reason. For one very specific reason; a certain cute boy in the crowd.

But then the troupe moved on, as it always did. Outside of his daydreams, he didn’t really dare to hope he’d get to see the boy again. Especially once his parents died, circumstances nearly pushed it from his mind.

But then, during his detective training, an idea struck him. Even if he couldn’t see the boy in person, he could still keep track of him remotely.

It turner out to be remarkably easy, especially once he learned Danny’s name. So he kept it up. Watching him, taking notes on everything about him, fantasizing about actually being together for real. He never told anyone else. They wouldn’t understand. Checking in on Danny was always a highlight of his days. His own little reward. He wouldn’t let anyone take his Danny away from him.

Though there were some stumbles along the way. Times he’d almost been caught. And when some sort of lab accident had hospitalized Danny, he’d nearly ran off to Amity on his own to comfort him (never mind that he’d have to explain who he even was and how he’d known about it). But he persisted. And as time passed, he only became more and more infatuated with the other boy. Oh how he wished they could be together.

And then Danny showed up in Gotham. Dick couldn’t find anything definitively explaining why, but he wasn’t going to look a gift horse in the mouth. Finally, he could put all his copious notes to use and sweep his love off his feet.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 134

One of the young justice members is complaining about how their parents or mentors benched them after getting injured. 

And Marvel snorting and saying that that reminds him of Phantom. And of course, the YJ crew, ask who that is. 

“Oh Phantoms my big brother, pops never really understood our human halves or limits so…” and he just shrugs like he didn’t just drop Lore. And the teens smell blood in the water, they want to know more. 

[baejax-the-great]

Playing Veilguard like:

[1495-gauge]

there's that fucked up three-eyed thing that lives in the woods. whose turn is it to chase it off again??

[monodramatic-cannibal]

Just a drawing of Soot. A really simple drawing. But its better than no drawing lol

I couldn't decide why style of eye I liked so I did 2 versions.

Soot belongs to me Dust!Sans belongs to Ask-Dusttale

[ratingboomercomics]

So I wanted to post a gay comic for pride month but when I looked up “gay boomer comic”(and I cannot emphasize enough)the only results were either homophobic or furries(idk what this was about but there was so much furries). Luckily Gary Larson came through. My friend in trying times

I gotta give this one 9/10 I think, I love Gary Larson obviously, it’s a solid pun, and I love the cow lesbian bar, that’s iconic(I always get a kick out of the cows)but it’s not the best Far Side out there. The best one is Cow Tools obviously

[anneapocalypse]

At the end of the day you can use "Varric is an unreliable narrator" to overwrite literally any part of DA2 that you don't like. Like you can say, "Oh of COURSE Varric isn't actually against mage freedom! He just said that he objected to Hawke freeing the mages because Cassandra was interrogating him." And sure, I can't prove to you that he isn't lying about that. I can't prove to you that Varric isn't lying about anything. I can't prove to you that the entirety of Inquisition isn't also Varric making things up because he did also write a book about that and we hear Cassandra reading it in the end credits. At the end of the day if you want to you can basically wipe out Varric's entire character as presented to us and say, "Actually he was lying! He's really this."

But at a certain point you do also have to acknowledge that the frame narrative is a storytelling device that's meant to enhance the story, not like... erase it. Or at least I prefer to acknowledge that, because going too far the other way basically guts the story of all meaning. If Varric is a character we are meant to engage with on any level--and I think it's clear from his prominence in the franchise that he is!--then at least some of what we see him say and do needs to be able to meaningfully interpreted, even if we second-guess him, even if we can pick out half-truths here and there, even if we cross-check our interpretations against how he behaves in other parts of canon.

Like at least some of what we're given about Varric has to be meaningful to his character, or why even bother, I guess is what I'm saying.

[katatty]

Year 1 - Summer - Barker (Peasant Chicken Farmer)

He may have left the army, but Lawrence never was one for work, or politics... he loves animals, so the farming life should suit him just fine.

He gets settled into life nicely, selling eggs, making friends with the locals.Harald Bouldre doesn't seem to like him, but whatever! Like he cares what some old miner thinks of his life choices.

Howwever, it's not long before he meets Primrose Mondegreen - and he's instantly smitten! She is beautiful, confident, musically talented... Maybe he made a mistake in quitting the army? He's lost his shot at winning her hand, now.

The feeling appears to be mutual, with Primrose falling for his charms immediately! He might not stand a chance at actually marrying her, but maybe he can still win the lady's heart... or at least bed her.

Egg production is slow and rent is due, so Lawrence heads into the forrest to collect fruit and do some hunting.

After killing a deer, though, he's sick to his stomach. Such a beautiful beast, slain by his hand... Lawrence was never meant for violence.

That sick feeling in his stomach isn't just guilt though - its the poisonous mushrooms he attempted to forrage in the woods! And some flu he picked up from the chickens. Lawrence heads home, hoping he will feel better after a nice long rest and a hot bath. But alas...

...he perishes :( a sad end to a short life!

[ifindus]

jeg så en anon delte drømmen sin med deg, så tenkte jeg får dele den drømmen jeg hadde jeg og her en natt; jeg hadde en drøm om skottland og norge forrige uke tror jeg?? hvor de lå i en gresseng og norge rullet rundt i gresset og lo mens skottland bare så på han og lo, og så plutselig kom det masse rosa hjerter ut av det blå😭💕💕💕 det var vikingtiden for norge gikk med gamledagse klær og hadde langt hår

😭😭 fyfaan så søtt 🥺�� brukte alt for lang tid på denne. Hvem sier at drømmer ikke kan bli virkelige?

[lolathepeacocklord]

Art block is killing me man

[spock-adoodledoo]

jinshi and basen rub together their two braincells and come up with this oh god

[exsqueezememacaroni]

i wanna fuck that old man, exhibit A

Mike Patton with Fantômas, San Bernadino CA 2017 photos by Brad Worsham

[quinn-pop]

actually what if i just posted this. no context

(jk it’s an idol au lol)

[jackfrostimposter]

genuinely why is there so much misinformation about the guardians of childhood book series?

[blueskittlesart]

i feel like im back in public high school