#truth or square

[homefryboy]

behold my “patrick choosing violence” collection

[the-theartpal]

I’ll do the top three in one post.Unless the secret one wins. That’d be its own thing

[spongebobsoundtrack]

Sam Fonteyn - Sword Fight

Plays in:

41a. "The Algae's Always Greener" 

59. "The Sponge Who Could Fly" 

115a. "Grandpappy the Pirate" 

123-124. "Truth or Square"

131b. "A Pal for Gary" 

168a. "Restraining SpongeBob"

192b. "Pull Up a Barrel" 

197b. "Two Thumbs Down" 

211b. "Trident Trouble" 

[mikyapixie]

15 years ago today the Spongebob Squarepants episode Truth or Square premiered on Nickelodeon!!!

P4

This is one of my favorite SpongeBob specials!!! So he re are my favorite parts!!! Go watch the whole thing online it has a lot of content then what they actually showed on t.v.!!!

[fandom-misconceptions]

Truth or Square - Theory

Season 6, Episode 23, Truth or Square was the 10th anniversary of SpongeBob. I have the firm belief that this episode is actually non-canon to SpongeBob's universe. It starts out with a different opening, then starts out with Patchy the Pirate visiting the actual Nickelodeon studios.

The first flashback is literally SpongeBob in his mother's stomach. There is absolutely no way this happened the way he tells it. SpongeBob is making it up.

The second flashback...could probably have happened. Squidward does sleep on the job a lot. This one's plausible.

The third flashback is just Plankton being launched. Also plausible.

The fourth one...I really doubt it actually happened. Mr. Krabs would never spend the kind of money those decorations would have had to have been.

The fifth one...absolutely did not happen. The commercial is more like a 50s commercial, there would not be a baby SpongeBob or a Squidward. Especially since SpongeBob and Squidward are not *that* far apart in age, 10 years at the high end, but more likely to be 3-6 years difference.

(You can argue that SpongeBob's eyes show this flashback in Friendiversary but...it also shows him and Squidward in situations he shouldn't know about, so... chalk that one up to SpongeBob's Eldritch godlikeness)

The sixth flashback...we're taking SpongeBob's word that this happened? Sure Mr. Krabs told him the secret formula, but...it's literally written on that piece of paper in the bottle. Meh. Could have happened.

The sixth flashback is Squidward...being oddly happy because SpongeBob isn't his neighbor or co-worker yet. But he doesn't know the fry cook's name. He just calls him Not-SpongeBob. There's no way this happened.

The seventh flashback is SpongeBob's pineapple falling onto Squidward's garden and destroying it. This...could have happened...but if we're taking the spinoffs as canon, it's...less likely this happened the way he says it did.

The eighth flashback is the one I find the least likely to have happened. Sandy and SpongeBob getting married (which was a play, mind you). Mr. Krabs and Patrick are both shown in the flashback, but neither of them remember this. There's no way this happened. Patrick I can see forgetting, but not Mr. Krabs.

Take it as you will.

[myngxy-sue]

Okay but can we talk about how the Truth or Square video games are much better than the special they were released alongside?

They're not perfect but they actually feel like a genuine homage to Spongebob.

[robowilofficial]

This is raw footage from the game by the way, I didn't edit this

[r-truth]

Mami get upset, then Mami be getting confused, we all get confused

[wannabe-minion-of-chaos]

Headcanon that the new kid only really talks around those they trust, and even then it's short like the "screw you guys I'm going home" at the end of stick of truth, and it's still not very often

And (at least when they were still playing fantasy) whenever it happens the kids treat it like this big honor, "THE KING HAS BLESSED YOU WITH THEIR WISDOM" or something. Only those worthy of the king's wisdom can hear it, even if it's just some basic sentence.

[gremlinshatephilosophers]

I forced myself to be patient - I didn’t vote in my own poll, I didn’t check the results ahead of time and I didn’t even post anything else on this page until the numbers were in

*drumroll*

Dan and Phil meant to take a northbound R at Herald square but went south instead because they didn’t read the station signs beyond the line colors!

It was a margin of about 35 to 26 votes (southbound flatiron truthers I see you, you’re valid)

I might need a day or two to adequately research (would you believe I’ve taken the W to 23rd before I’ve ever taken a single train anywhere at 34th street?) but dnp versus actually reading the subway signs (34th street version) fic will be coming soon!

Thank you all so much for your votes (in my first ever poll)!

[the-theartpal]

I’ve already working on a Volcano Island one in addition to the winners of this so don’t worry

[the-uninspired-artist-account]

I made a bingo card for Stormlight 5 if anyone would like to use it too lol

[mikyapixie]

15 years ago today the Spongebob Squarepants episode Truth or Square premiered on Nickelodeon!!!

P4

This is one of my favorite SpongeBob specials!!! Go watch the whole thing online it has a lot of content then what they actually showed on t.v.!!!

[thecapturedafrique]

When you’re reading the latest chapter of @coffeebanana’s awesome fic everything i know (brings me back to us) and suddenly realize that Marinette lying about Gabe to Adrien at the end of S5 is just a repeat of the scarf incident in S1:

[starsstardust]

What an effing difficult situation they all are in

[golden-letters]

@golden-letters

today marks 35 years since the tiananmen massacre.

i know news is one genocide after one war after one abuse of human rights. i know bringing up more sadness only brings more guilt, more grief, more hopelessness. but the young students who died and went "missing" 35 years ago, pleading for freedom, still haunts me.

today, in hong kong, a city insignificant to most, is spent in silence. a silence not everyone recognises. the silence born from the absence of candles remembering the dead youth, the absence of hymns sung for their mothers. it is another day on the news. another day at work. another day at school.

my mother said she spent today with an inexplicable sadness. the word she chose was 「悲傷」. sorrow. the kind that injures you. the kind that makes you feel pathetic, and so, so sad. she says it feels like home is gone, home is destroyed, and the ghosts don't know where to go anymore. 「悲慟」, she says this time. mournful. the kind that makes your heart wail and jerk and squirm.

and i cannot forget. i mustn't forget. i already left home and home is gone. but i mustn't forget.