#trust me i would know

[baskeigh-ball]

I am so sorry for spamming your notes by mass rb-ing every thing you have ever posted, unfortunately this au is gonna live rent free in my brain for the foreseeable future

I am in love with your artstyle <3

aw ty! I am deeply sorry to have plagued you with rottmnt sep!au brainrot, but at least we're in this together

have a raph doodle for your troubles

[jounosparticles]

tecchou definitely listens to the home depot beat while he trains i just know it powers him

[achromatic-bot]

The worst part about Dan reciting My Humps is that he got the lyrics wrong.

[frazzledsoul]

You know, I wouldn't want to hang out with a bunch of stoned beach bums in California either and I don't think Jess should be chagrined for not wanting to join that same social scene (we probably have the sane reasons, being raised among overtly social partiers/substance abusers). Yes, he was willing to be more social in his later years, on his own terms and in a community that he chose himself. He didn't choose to go to California: he was kicked out of home because he didn't want to go back to school and he didn't have anywhere else to go and his dad had sought him out, so he went to the only place that might have him.

Just because Sasha talked Jimmy into having some mercy on the kid he abandoned doesn't mean Jess belonged there. I don't think he wanted yet another spaced out mother figure (even if this one was a functioning adult) and a not-quite-dad who was way more hostile to his presence than Luke was. Jess was a reminder of Jimmy's past and the consequence of his abandonment and a threat to his nice family life. He didn't want him there. Why should he be forced to go along with the social rules of a place that was even more annoying than the one he just left? He's an adult now and it's in his best interest to figure things out and find his own tribe....which he eventually did.

Not wanting to join a community of annoying people who don't like you much is not a flaw or a sign of immorality. Jess didn't belong in Venice any more than he did in Stars Hollow. He needed to go somewhere where people could accept him for what he was so that he could thrive.

[ghostbeam]

Honestly guys the fact that Dabi won’t die is honestly kind of funny

[adrift-in-thyme]

Warriors your big brother is showing

[lookslikethatsallthetimewehave]

how is katya x christopher bad tho? is it that chris was a vampire all along?

I think in the beginning he didn't try to save her. He gave up pretty easily, and decided to get a new girlfriend XD

But, you know what? He did come back for her in the end.

It's kinda ambiguous on why he came back. Was it because he couldn't find a new girlfriend? Was it because he genuinely felt bad and decided to change his ways?

The world may never know...

Oh, also: Count Bram bit Christopher and turned him into a vampire. Which is only revealed in the bonus quest.

I'm going to assume that Christopher didn't know this at first when he went back home, but after he did notice he decided to take another crack at saving Katya. Because he's got cool vampire powers now, so he can fight Count Bram.

You know what, I like that theory. That's good, I believe it :)

[shi0n]

[f1owermoon]

having a crush will have you acting all kinds of stupid

[onewomancitadel]

I mean ignoring the anti bullshit the most annoying refutation of Reylo was 'There are too many stories where women fix/fall in love with bad guys' and I'm like WHERE. WHERE are my sad redeemed Byronic hero space princes in love with the good girl because I want them now please

Of course what is really being described is the trope of the good girl 'fixing' a bad guy (ignoring all of the interrelated growth of Reylo) which never, never ends with them happily together and quite often ends in punishment of her compassion and perceived foolishness, so it's not really a repeated story because I genuinely cannot think of any that solves it with a transformational romance.

[sejics]

People out here thinking Astarion would want to cuddle all night.

That bitch would kick you back to your side of the bed after the 10 mins allocated for cuddling. 15 if he’s feeling generous.

[deusetco]

me everytime my project manager relays a new stupid half-thought-through request from the client just because we can technically do it even though implementing it would actually obliterate the app from the inside

[prommytheus]

anomaly i have discovered

[uncertaininnit]

here’s something I found in the comments of a TikTok ranking broadway theater boys, in which ben Fankhauser placed 9th

Ben Fankhauser stans are a different breed

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

[thxnks4themrms]

Daily reminder to not starve yourself cuz loosing your hair is not cute