#trump impersonator

[grits-galraisedinthesouth]

You're Going to be so Blessed!

The pastor actually did cause Trump to smile, maybe for 1st time. "Pastor James Roemke Cracks Trump"

[johniac]

Attention-Worthy Links for December 2nd, 2024

[richo1915]

335 million people in that country. And this was the best the GOP could throw up?

[youthchronical]

Donald Trump impersonator reveals liberal supporter tried to strangle him in hotel elevator | World News - Times of India

John Di Domenico and Donald Trump (Picture credit: John Di Domenico’s official website/Agencies) John Di Domenico, a renowned Donald Trump impersonator, said a “livid liberal supporter” attempted to strangle him in a Las Vegas hotel elevator after an assassination attempt on Trump in July. He also shared that his friends are concerned for his safety and have advised him to wear a bulletproof…

[kezcore]

last night i was watching clips of the trump rally and i genuinely just. never know wtf this man is saying. he just says words. then there was a medical emergency and i thought HE was the one who needed help bc it sounded like he was having a stroke but no he's just Like That. he pretends he's saying something meaningful and everyone's like YEAH!!!! SO TRUE TRUMP!!!! as if he isn't just saying nonsense

[rhythmic-idealist]

my mom: “he’s looking for a soul to steal? well- he WAS looking for a soul to steal.”

me, having my brain pried open: “he was in a bind, because he was way behind, and he was willing to make a deal—”

She’s now doing a dramatic reading of “And the devil jumped up on a hickory stump and said, ‘boy, let me tell you what. I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a fiddle player too, and if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you. Now you play a pretty good fiddle, boy, but give the devil his due. I'll bet a fiddle of gold against your soul, 'cause I think I'm better than you’”

Fun facts of the day!

- State charges cannot be pardoned by the President of the United States. They have to be pardoned by the governor of the state in which the crime was committed

- the governor of Georgia does not have pardon power, that power was stripped in 1943 by the Georgia state legislature

- TV cameras are forbidden in federal court. TV cameras are permitted in state court. It’s already been stated that Donald Trump’s Georgia trial will be televised

- Donald Trump will be booked, processed, fingerprinted, and have his mug shot taken just like any other person who enters the Fulton country jail. They don’t believe in special treatment down there

- the Georgia RICO statue carries a 5 year mandatory minimum sentence which cannot be revoked by a judge

[criscabo]

While taking a leisurely stroll down the iconic 5th Avenue, I couldn’t help but notice a larger-than-life moment right beneath Trump Tower. There he was: a Donald Trump impersonator, fully decked out and striking poses to capture every tourist’s attention! 🎩✨ With his dramatic gestures and booming presence, he was like a live performance art piece in the midst of NYC’s bustling heart. Nothing like a bit of theatrical flair to make a New York minute unforgettable! 🌆🕴️

[filosofablogger]

My Introduction to J-L Cauvin

J-L Cauvin is a veteran stand-up comedian who started his stand-up career while he was a law student at Georgetown. He became an Internet sensation in 2020 with over 30 million views of his impressions and sketch videos, led by his impressions of Donald Trump. He has been seen and heard on The Late Late Show, Howard Stern, Marc Maron’s WTF podcast, The Adam Carolla Show and ESPN radio. He has 6…

[m-50a]

Trump VP THROWS Him UNDER THE BUS in UNEARTHED Post

[greasersinpoodleskirts4cumshots]

USE RADIATION DETECTION TO SEARCH FOR ENRICHED WEAPONS-GRADE PLUTONIUM NEAR WHITETAIL LANE IN SHERIDAN WYOMING, ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT

[themilkcrate]

Fulton County releases former president Donald J. Trump's mugshot (Thursday, Aug 24th, 2023)

The Thirteen (13) Counts (So Far) include:

Three (3) of solicitation of violation of oath by public officer

Two (2) of conspiracy to commit forgery in the first degree

Two (2) of conspiracy to commit false statements

Two (2) of false statements and writings

One (1) of violation of the Georgia RICO Act

One (1) of conspiracy to commit filing false documents

One (1) of filing false documents

One (1) of conspiracy to commit to impersonating a public officer

[visenyaism]

Stuff about American election night that you should know:

We’re one week out! Crazy. So I know too much about US politics because I explain this for money, so I figured it might be helpful to talk a bit about what we should expect from election night. If you're not American, are new to our insane election system, or are anxious about what's happening next week, here's the deal with next Tuesday:

1. Most important thing: Do NOT expect to know the winner on election night. Different states have different laws about when they can start counting early/mail-in votes, which often slows down reporting time.

2020 took until the Saturday after to call because of the high mail-in vote count due to Covid, and while that isn't happening this time, it'll take longer than 2016, 2012, or 2008 because the polls are predicting that this one's going to be a lot closer than those. Consider just going to bed instead of staying up for the results.

2. Because of the Electoral College, popular vote doesn't matter as much as who wins each individual state does. Every state has a certain amount of electoral votes based on population, whoever wins a state gets all their votes, whoever gets to 270/538 wins. We know how most states are going to vote. The Electoral College puts the election in the hands of 7 "swing" states that could go either way. This time, that's Pennsylvania, Georgia, North Carolina, Michigan, Wisconsin, Arizona, and Nevada. These are the states to watch. Here's the map:

3. No one will know anything until polls close and states start reporting results. Doomscrolling is kind of pointless anyways, but it's especially pointless before 7pm. here's a map of closure times:

4. Data will shift throughout the night. Rural counties report results first because fewer people live there. This means the earlier you check, the more conservative the state maps might look. Do not look at the election results for any state with less than 90% reporting and freak out, especially if the state hasn't been called (deemed mathematically impossible for the other candidate to win) by multiple news outlets.

5. Voter fraud happens way less than you think it does. Pretty much never, actually. One study claims you're more likely to get struck by lightning than you are to witness actual, impersonation-based voter fraud in a modern US election. Be extremely skeptical of any voter fraud claims you might see.

6. Avoid getting news from social media accounts that aren't news outlets. There's a lot of disinformation out there, especially as AI/Deepfake tech is getting worse. Fact-check everything you might see. Anyone can make a destiel meme about the election. make sure it's true before you reblog it.

7. The electoral college sucks shit and does allow for a 269-269 vote tie. In this case, it goes to the House of Representatives, who are majority-Republican and will pick Trump. Some states might be within 1% (like 49.3%-49.7%) and candidates can demand recounts, which might delay official results by weeks or months. It HAS to be over by mid- December when the Electoral College officially votes.

8. take care of yourselves. if we're not going to know on election night, you may as well power down your phone and go to bed at a reasonable hour.

[anonymous-john]

BREAKING NEWS: at the hands of the WOKE mob burger KING will be rebranding to cater to “gender neutrality.” their new name is burger MONARCH….. LEFTISM STRIKES AGAIN!!!

(you can tell this is good satire because it’s not funny)

[voices9]

Donald Trump at Maralago. No idea how to play golf.

[socialistexan]

If I were to predict, I think the 2028 Democratic nomination process will have 4 lanes:

Billionaires (Mark Cuban, Michael Bloomberg)

Republicans who are branded as only being 90% in favor of Trump instead 100% (Adam Kinzinger, Liz Cheney)

A handful of blue state Governors who love nothing more than punching left (Josh Shapiro, Gavin Newsome, Wes Moore)

Center-to-center-right career politicians who are seen as far-left only because of their identity (Pete Buttigieg, Kamala Harris, Amy Klobachar)

There are some sub-categories that have lane crossover, like Obama impersonators (Shapiro and Buttigieg)

Anyway we live in hell and we'll probably have a Cuban/Cheney ticket.

[loving-n0t-heyting]

i dont want to read too much into the remark from the post abt gaza and trump the other day to the effect that trump has engineered the ceasefire outcome to attract positive attention from certain sectors of the american public (and this is terrible!), but it is of a piece (maybe only superficially) with a worldview you see expressed by serious professional opinionmakers with an alarming regularity. some other examples:

hostility to parties engaged in providing social services directly to the public as a means of building a base of support; i remember a while back linking a wapo(?) article attacking the bjp (not my very favourite political organisation!) for doing this, but you see it elsewhere too

the usamerican foreign policy establishments criticism of amlos voluntary recall referendum (which everyone knew would pass) as some sort of demagogic measure

the tone of mixed contempt and fear in which you will hear liberals decry (often genuinely terrible!) promises and policies of our president elect as merely "pandering to his base"

there is an underlying principle that seems to motivate these kinds of comments: its only good and democratic for elected leaders to reap electoral rewards and popular esteem from their policies and rhetoric when it happens by accident. when political leaders pursue approval from the public directly, on purpose, this is nascently autocratic and contrary to the ideals of democratic governance. obviously, some acquiescence to this populist vice must be made for expediencys sake, but to the extent this compromise with sin is forced upon us it is a reflection of our fallen condition and the merely partial democratic standard to which we can aspire in this valley of tears. in the liberal eschaton, when we can see the democratic norms face to face, our leaders will act with sublime indifference to the opinions of the masses, serving only at their behest but with stoic impersonal detachment towards the power thus popularly granted. the people (ig the thinking goes) are asked to judge the true ideals of the candidates available to them, which are held (if at all) for their own sakes and not for the sake of mere status-mongering, and to the extent those candidates cravenly eschew their true ideals in the service of rank popularity contests, the ppl are deprived of access to this appropriate standard by which to assess them; cultivating popular support in and of itself is thus inimical to democracy insofar as it is a form of fraud

seems topsy turvy to me: wouldnt the strategies pursued most with any eye to the will of the demos be the ones adopted in the most democratic spirit? but what do ik!