Pestilence as a character hits different since COVID.
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gang i have to share this P. G. Wodehouse quote with you all because ever since I found it I can't stop thinking about it. it's from a letter he wrote when he was 78 years old to his friend Guy Bolton (many thanks to P. G. Wodehouse: A Life in Letters)
I have been on the sick list myself, but am better now. Inflamed bladder or chill on the bladder or something, the symptoms being agony when I passed water, as the expression is. It brought back the brave old days when I used to get clap.
he really said "yeah the pain from my bladder issue reminds of the days when I used to have so much sex I repeatedly got venereal disease"
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Adelaide’s reusable straw cup has been in the fridge with something in it for weeks. I asked her today to clean it out. When she opened it, she made a noise and called me into the kitchen to look. It’s an unbelievable mold horror show. Like the sort of disaster that — if I weren’t trying to impart a lesson — I’d be like, “nope, fuck that thing, toss it and let’s never speak of it again.”
Right now, she’s hand washing it at the sink (wearing my kitchen gloves) . . . without a single complaint.
You’d think I’d be happy about this, but instead I’m worried. I want this to be making enough of an impact that she’ll never do it again, and if she’s not making little noises of disgust or trying to get out of it, I’m not sure that’s happening.
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I started watching Shameless recently, for obvious reasons. At first, it was just scrubbing through and watching bits and pieces, but then I accidentally committed, and wow it’s a lot.
I just started s2 and every episode makes me hyperventilate.
It’s almost unbearably sad, and funny in a dark awful way, and can’t-look-away levels of interesting — not like The Bear, obviously, it’s nowhere near that imo, but there’s something really compelling about it that is only maybe 60% JAW’s baby acting efforts. And I think I hate William H. Macy in a way that transcends the character.
Anyway, in conclusion, I’m not okay re this show, and if anyone wants to message me and discuss, I am very here for it!
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so anyway here's the kaz/darkling couples therapy au no one asked for <3
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my favorite thing abt being autistic is how much ppl want to kill you about it all the time
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Instagram weddings are insane. The money people pour into completely fake and staged things just for follows....-》 unfortunately has a cousin who did this
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what the fuck does N's zorua in driftveil just come like. Inbuilt guaranteed with goated IVs (Every single one between 28-30???) or did i actually get sigma lucky just now. Well either way we take those . my lack of a dark type this far has made every single sigilyph encounter one where i fear for my life so . Yeah nice to have a psychic immunity finally
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All i want is to be sex repulsed forever. Please that's all i need.
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