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They missed an opportunity to say "if you wanna he he with your two he/hims"
#true himbo behaviour#so I guess it works#dan and phil games#dan howell#phil lester#amazingphil#dnpgames#dnp#dan and phil
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the berg <3
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Okay so I was gonna do a big gush over all the new Bells Hells outfits on the recent cr episode (a surprise since I had expected that they'd show them for the live show), but instead I'm gonna encourage you to check out @agarthanguide who is answering asks about the process of designing them, they're very insightful, and I'm sure they're more than happy to answer more - within reason ofc.
#critical role#cr spoilers#c3e96#bells hells#bell's hells#cr3#cr3 spoilers#sorry for the tag I'm sure you have notifs in the 100s by now#but like there's so much to gush about on these new outfits#and of course my shipper ass can't help but love the smaller details between Ashton and Fearne's outfits#will miss the long coat and the corset but I understand Ashton's desire to distance from the hishari logo - and they do look punk as hell#very surprising to learn that they aren't privy to the episodes ahead of time#though it makes sense for the ones who didn't go into a winter climate to not prep for cold weather XD#true himbo bard and 'clothes will only weigh me down' barbarian behaviour#Laudna looking more like Delilah does show the worrisome furthering of her addiction - plus the birdcage-esque petticoat#Imogen looking really fierce in her design - Letters' dark tones did suit her very well#all the vines from Orym too and so many different flowers for Fearne which I expect represent each of the Hells#I bet there's more to come because of Sam's new PC and the Werewolf form for Chet - but do we also get more Titan form art?#oh wait I'm still gushing! shit my bad (not actually sorry)!
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i genuinely wonder what heinrix thinks in that moment, especially since he's the one who suggests entering footfall incognito and would love to have a look at his reports sometime
it's also so funny to me that bell is famed for his intelligence, and my friend's reaction to this cap was "i'm a bell-himbo believer"
#rogue trader#warhammer 40k rogue trader#heinrix van calox#von valancius#bellamy von valancius#it's true though this is such himbo behaviour#and he's gonna regret it very soon lmao
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Ceasefire | 1.0 | Bradley Bradshaw x Reader
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Synopsis: Bradley Bradshaw is in San Diego, summoned to Top Gun for the first time. Commander “Hyde” Simpson is his flight instructor, and she doesn’t have time for schoolboy crushes.
Warnings: ex-husband!beausimpson, divorce, age gap (rooster is somewhere between 26-28, reader is 38), power imbalance between instructor and student aviator, swearing, angst, rooster being a himbo x
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It’s a perfectly fine afternoon. The sun is shining, the sky is clear and there’s a breeze that makes this late summer heat that much more bearable. And yet, nothing feels too bearable for you at the moment.
Your chest shudders as a heavy sob wracks your body, tears pouring freely down your cheeks. Traffic continues to your left. You’ve been pulled over for the past eight minutes because you were crying too hard to keep your eyes open anymore.
All those years ago, when you had first gotten your wings, you had been so sure of yourself. You went through flight school. Went through a stint of living on base. You’d heard just about everything that those men could have said about you. The jokes about fucking you, or you fucking someone else, someone more superior. Back then, you had held your chin high and promised to defy every single one of them.
Now, you’re crying on the side of the road because all of it came true. It all came back to sex. You fucked Beau, your superior. It hadn’t been about rank, or career progression — but that’s all anyone saw, even after you married him. Now, you fucked Bradley. Your student. You know how they’ll paint it. That you abused your power, you came onto him, promised him a fruitful career or something stupid like that.
No one knows yet that it’s Bradley. As much as Jake Seresin can be a cocky little shit, you saw it in his face that he didn’t want this to come back on you. Even when your jaded soon-to-be ex-husband lifted the poor kid right off of his feet and slammed him into a wall.
Always cool, Jake had denied every accusation that Beau could have thrown his way, shoved the admiral off of him and straightened out his uniform.
You lean your head back against the headrest and gasp for air, fighting off the clutches of hyperventilation as best as you can, wondering how you could have let yourself risk your career like this. As you squeeze your stinging eyes closed, you see Bradley’s face. Staring at you from the other side of Jake and Beau’s brief altercation.
He was asking you for permission, silently, you know that. Permission to end this and own up, tell Beau the full truth finally. But he hadn’t, for your sake. For your sake, he had hauled Jake down the hallway and broken up the scuffle.
You hadn’t been expecting to be yelling at your ex-husband to put down one of your students today, is all. You’re blindsided and the emotions are all hitting you at once. You know that Rooster will come looking for you, either now, or later.
The mature thing to do would be to text him and tell him that you need some time alone. After Beau’s tantrum, you’re not feeling too mature about things.
Aching in your chest, pounding in your head, it feels fitting when the already grey sky starts to pour. Silence fills the car as your breathing starts to even out. Shame takes the space of your jagged breaths. You think back to that wild kid who had worked so hard to surpass everyone’s expectations. How you have let her down since then.
Running from the scene wasn’t your best moment. This entire summer has been an endless string of poor choices, and the man who promised to cherish you for the rest of his life is hell-bent on making sure they catch up to you.
Rain coats the windshield, pouring heavy onto the roof of the car. The clouds roll in and the sky goes grey. You’re not sure how long you sit there sobbing, but it’s long enough for the storm to be right over you, that fine sunny day long gone.
Beau’s behaviour today is going to raise a lot of questions. He might be known for his temper, but he isn’t known for assaulting pilots in broad daylight. It’s already common knowledge that your marriage failed and the divorce is messy.
Questions lead to digging. Digging, prying — there’s really no difference there. Someone probably wouldn’t have to dig too far before they found evidence of how you chose to spend your summer.
The second that word gets out that you slept with one of your students, you’re finished. Your career, and everything you worked so hard for, it’ll all be gone. It certainly wouldn’t look good for Bradley either.
On the other side of town, Bradley drums his fingers along the leather of his steering wheel. He spent too long staring just now, so now he’s forcing himself to look away. The pine scented freshener dangling from his rear view could probably stand to be replaced soon.
He shouldn’t have cornered Hondo for this information. He shouldn’t be here. He shouldn’t have let your husband lurch for Jake like that. It was just a little stand-off, no one walked away from it hurting except you. Bradley put you in this position, he knows that.
Swinging open the door to his truck and stepping out into the fine rain, Bradley’s going to fix it. He walks up the driveway, blindly confident because that’s the only thing stopping him from turning around. He lifts his hand and knocks four times loudly against the door.
It takes a while, and Bradley’s just about to lift his fist and knock again when the door is pulled open. Beau stares back at him. Bradley inhales deeply.
“Hey.” He says quietly. Beau stares at him, cold and just as angry as he had looked in that hallway earlier. The rain is starting to pick up now. It’s grey and the afternoon breeze is on its way to becoming wind.
Bradley swallows. He was so sure he would be able to get through this without it leading to a fight, until he looked Beau in the face. There are two things Beau knows for certain — one: he never gave Bradley this address. Two: Bradley is also one of your students.
“We need to talk.” He exhales in one swift breath. Beau blinks. It’s a minuscule movement, but Bradley watches his fingers curl around the door. He doesn’t move. “I know this has got to be hard on you. But I need you to know that it’s not just sex.”
There’s a pause. It’s not that long. It just feels longer because Beau is silently piecing it all together. The young pilot in front of him is the one that has been screwing his wife.
“It was — but it’s not now.” It was just sex. He still hasn’t clocked that he should just shut his mouth. He should stop talking about all the sex he has had with Beau’s wife. Standing just inside the threshold and gripping the doorframe for support, Beau gives him one last chance.
“Bradshaw. What are you saying?”
Bradley shifts on his feet. The nervous energy is just buzzing through him. He can’t stand still. He’s been waiting eleven weeks to get this off of his chest. He almost pushes his hands into his pockets. He wipes them on his jeans instead. Closing his eyes, he bites the bullet.
“It’s me. It wasn’t Jake,” Bradley confirms Beau’s suspicions. “Look, man, I love her. I’m in love with her.“
Silence follows. Bradley considers that a green light to keep talking.
“She’s incredible. She makes me happy, and I- I think I can make her happy too. She deserves—“
He doesn’t get a chance to finish. If they were friends, Bradley might know that Beau had played as a defensive back through all four years of college and had broken eight guys’ collarbones over the course of his time there. Bradley grunts loudly, the air knocked from his lungs as his back slams into the stone paved driveway.
“You think you know what she deserves, you little shit?” Beau spits, his saliva spraying across Bradley’s cheek and making him cringe back, his head hitting the stone.
To add insult to injury, Beau’s shoulder slams into his ribs as they make contact with the ground, winding him even more. Bradley doesn’t have time to register that. His blinking eyes go wide as he watches Beau reel back and ball his hand into a fist.
“Stop, stop! — Wait, Cyclone — Admiral Simpson, shit!” Bradley reasons, gasping and out of breath, struggling to pull his hands free to raise them in defense. You’re going to kill him if he punches your husband. But this is happening either way, no ifs, ands or buts. Bradley watches as Beau winds back his arm. It’s a split second call.
Bradley throws all of his weight into the roll, knocking Beau off balance right as his hand comes down. Beau’s knuckles slam into the stone at the same time as he is tossed off of Bradley, his wrist bending awkwardly under the full force of his weight.
Between their out heavy breathing, they both hear the sickening crunch that Beau’s wrist makes. Bradley leaps onto his feet and turns quickly as your ex-husband rolls onto his back, clutching the injured appendage. Shit. He broke your ex-husband’s fucking hand.
“Fuck!”
“I told you I just wanted to talk!” Bradley sighs, putting his head in his hands and pacing away from Beau, then pacing back. Beau growls into his unbroken hand, pinching the bridge of his nose. “Fuck, are you okay? — Should I call someone?”
“I’m fine!” Beau snaps back. He’s not, he knows just as well as Bradley does that something is broken. Pulling back, he looks to the sky as the rain soaks his white t-shirt, still clutching his injured wrist. He’s got no choice, he can’t drive like this.
Pushing himself to his feet, Beau starts down the driveway. His shoulder slams into Bradley’s as he passes him. “Drop me off at the hospital.”
Bradley’s eyes go wide, he spins to watch Beau walk over to his car.
“You fucked my wife, you owe me.” Beau calls out without looking back, still clutching his injury. Bradley swallows. He could refuse, sure, but he doesn’t know what the right play here is. You would have the right answer, he’s certain. He fidgets awkwardly, stuck between staying and going. Beau’s voice booms from behind him. “Now, Bradshaw!”
Bradley sighs.
They each slide wordlessly into the front two seats, and Bradley starts the engine. He bites his cheek as the radio kicks in. He just has to say something.
“I fucked your ex-wife, not—“
“She was still my wife up until I signed those papers at 10:56 this morning.” Beau bites back, leaning his head back against the rest and squeezing his eyes shut. His wrist is swelling already.
Bradley shuts his mouth. He knows better than to speak further. The drive to the hospital is silent, other than Bradley’s seventies playlist playing faintly through the speakers. Neither one of them dares move to turn it off.
Beau’s still furious, walking six strides ahead as they enter the emergency room. Bradley trails, his hands pushed deep into the pockets of his jeans. Luckily, there’s a baby screaming as they fall into the metal seats to complete Beau’s paperwork — Bradley can’t stand any more silence.
“You can go now.” Beau spits, struggling to grasp the pen with his non-dominant hand to fill out the insurance forms. The younger pilot taps his foot against the linoleum impatiently at his side, taking no notice. Beau shoots him a look.
He wouldn’t have thought twice about leaving Rooster’s dumb ass here by himself.
The traffic’s heavy in the emergency room for a random weekday afternoon. Rooster busies himself counting the bloody noses and watching the six year old opposite him frown at the Where’s Waldo book in his hand.
“Right there. Behind the lamppost.”
Beau looks up from the paperwork, his features furrowed in a blend of anger and concentration. He glances over at Bradley, then follows his gaze to the book. You’ve got to be kidding.
Bradley turns his head, lips pursed as he looks down at Beau’s struggling left hand and the pen sitting limply between his fingers. “Here. Let me do it.”
“No, no — you keep looking for Waldo, kid. I’ve got it.” Beau snaps back, sarcasm dripping from his tongue. Bradley rolls his eyes as he reaches harshly across. He successfully tears the clipboard and pen from the admiral, but not without first knocking into his blackening wrist.
“Fuck!” Beau whispers. The little boy looks at them over the book, wide-eyed. Bradley’s jaw ticks. He shoots your husband a stern look.
“So, is Beau short for something…?”
“Jesus Christ.” Beau mutters, rubbing a hand harshly over his face. Three and a half hours later, the sun has set and Beau’s still waiting for his X-Ray. Bradley’s half-awake, arms folded over his chest and his eyes closed at his side.
Beau’s phone splits the silence just long enough to startle Bradley awake. He’s just blinking, rubbing the sleep from his eyes as Beau answers it.
“No. You really think she would want to talk to me after what I did? — No, Bernie, I’m at the hospital.”
Bradley sits forwards and yawns, leaning his elbows on his knees. The kid that was sat opposite him has been seen and has gone home now. He considers reaching for the book on the seat he was in.
“Her boyfriend broke my fucking wrist.”
Bradley scoffs, closing his eyes again. The conversation continues at his side, but he isn’t listening anymore. Beau exhales a quick goodbye and they fall into silence once again. It doesn’t last long.
“You should go.” Beau decides. Once again, Bradley ignores him. He’s sat here this long, he can stand to sit a little longer. “I mean it. She shouldn’t be on her own tonight.”
It’s the first thing that they’ve agreed on all day. Bradley turns his head to look at Beau over his shoulder, mulling the idea over for a moment.
“How would you get home?”
“I’ll get a cab.” Beau answers.
Bradley bites his cheek, pursing his lips. “You’re sure?”
“Sure.” Beau shrugs again. Two birds, one stone and all that crap. He doesn’t have to listen to Bradley snoring anymore and he’ll know that you aren’t crying by yourself tonight.
Bradley pushes himself up from the seat, fishing his keys from his pocket. “Sorry. About the wrist, and about… uh…”
“Don’t.”
“Right. Good luck with the X-Ray.” He finishes. Beau watches him walk away without a word. Glancing down at the swelling that has now spread across his entire fist, he presses his lips into a tight line.
He can’t imagine ever being okay with this. In fact, he’s certain — he’ll never make peace with it. That kid’s not right for you, and he never will be.
The first thing that Bradley notices when he slips back into the driver’s side of his truck is the thick cut through his bottom lip. It’s swollen and hot. He stares at it in the mirror in the sun visor, pushing his tongue out and dragging it across the cut. It could have been from Beau, sure, but it’s probably just from Bradley biting his own lip as he had hit the ground.
He hadn’t noticed. It hadn’t hurt. But he knows that you’ll notice. And you do — it’s the first thing you see when you pull the door open to him.
“What happened to your face?”
“Promise not to get mad at me.” He pushes inside and grabs your hips to walk you with him. The kids are at your mother’s. You’re all alone.
Immediately, your eyes narrow. You know better than to agree to terms as stupid as those. “What did you do?”
“I went to see Beau — wait, wait, don’t get mad,” Bradley breathes out, his thumbs dipping under the fabric of your t-shirt to stroke softly at your hips. “I love you, Hyde, and he’s hurting you. I wanted to make him get it.”
A deep sigh slips your lips as you press forwards, resting your head against his chest and closing your eyes. You’re too exhausted to argue, and whatever has happened is clearly already done. “And how did that go?”
“He tried to punch me and I think he broke his wrist. But it wasn’t my fault, I swear.”
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I love Jimin and I think he's clever as hell but I think we can guess he's a soft touch for people he loves. I think he sees through Tae's bs most of the time but let's it go and keeps up their friendship since they went through tough times together and Jimin seems like he's not one to forget things like that. It's true it feels like their friendship is a shadow of what it used to be but knowing Tae's character, that's definitely for the best.
With JK, I think it's a little different. JK looks and acts like a himbo but he's a little shit who knows how to get his way. Jimins probably well aware that JK's fans target him but JK probably hits him with a hyung my fans sent me their pubes as a gift to my personal address after stalking my uncle and dog for 10 hours yesterday 😞 and Jimin probably goes holy fuck JK go change your locks and security and don't worry about me, I can deal with some haters. Of course JK probably isn't lying either but I still blame him because he's really not helping anything with his behaviour either and Jimin's getting associated with this shit show he has nothing to do with apart from being friends with this liability.
But yeah the recent live reminded me that unlike vmin, the jikook friendship looks like it's going to keep going strong and with it a migraine for me when I see JK's aslylum-bound fans and shippers crashing out over the most banal things
you said it all.
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I know that Jamie/Colin isn't the focus of this blog, but I really liked your "Locker Room Conversations" ficlet, and I was wondering if you had any headcanons/thoughts on how, in an alternate universe, a Jamie/Colin might shake out.
Well, to be honest I’ve never really thought about it too much since I don’t particularly ship Jamie/Colin, but let’s see what I can scrounge up for you, ey?
The one actual headcanon I do have:
Colin had a bit of a crush on Jamie back when Jamie first joined the team, and Jamie knew about it but never said anything. I entertain this notion at least half-seriously because I find it’s very entertaining to think about Jamie knowing and not really reflecting much on it, other than to go “uh yeah of course he has a crush on me who can blame him i mean have you seen me?”
Pre-canon angst
If you want something early and angsty and potentially canon-compliant, you could have the two of them hooking up before Jamie and Keeley get together (we have no idea when that was, but I think it was after Jamie joined Richmond purely for logistical reasons – hassle keeping a London girlfriend when you live in Manchester),. For Jamie it’s mostly about getting off and feeling a bit better about himself (both from making Colin feel good sexually and from Colin being a bit of a fanboy, giving his ego a boost) because Jamie’s not in a great place at this time. For Colin, there’s also feelings, so yes. Angst. Could end on that unhappy note, or you could go full AU and have Jamie slowly realizing that actually, he cares for Colin. (SHOCKER!) Obviously you’d need a turning point of Colin taking a stand and breaking things off with Jamie because he doesn’t want to be used like this anymore. He is a strong and capable man who deserves better! Cue Jamie having to prove his genuine affection and woe Colin back. Very classic rom-com vibe, and thus not my style at all, but I’m trying to give offer you a variety of flavour here.
Season 2 Enemies to lovers
In an another world, I think there’s a lot of potential for something set early during season 2, when Jamie first returns to Richmond. As mentioned in my recent post, I’m very intrigued by Colin’s reaction to this and how they go from him being very angry with Jamie to loving him so much, man. Besides, enemies to lovers is my one true ship trope, so I might even read this if I ever came across it.
Vanilla version: Colin is working hard to convince himself that he’s a strong and capable man, and he doesn’t need Jamie Tartt reminding him – simply by being around – of the person he used to be only a year before. Jamie is hellbent on repairing their friendship, though, and while initially Colin finds some measure of petty satisfaction at seeing Jamie’s bumbling attempts at making amends, he’s little by little and in spite of himself won over. I can see Jamie persistently taking him out on friend dates and Colin first agreeing only because he kind of enjoys torturing Jamie a little by being an ass, but Jamie is undettered and then they start having a really good time together and in therapy Colin comes to realize that part of his anger with Jamie is really anger with his own past behaviour – and maybe some shame over having had a crush on someone who was such an asshole. Over time, soft and mushy feelings develop. There are lots of hand-holding and cuddling and watching reality shows and bitching about the contestants together. They go on really stupid fucking adventures and love clubbing and once they come out to the team they are really kind of insufferable because their joint himbo energy is a threat to all of mankind, but they are so fucking adorable it’s hard to be mad (except for when they bring their bitchiest selves and team up to bring it down on everyone else, epic sassy style).
Dark/angsty/kinky version: Jamie is doing his best to make things right with the team, but Colin’s still not having it and in the end Jamie (remembering the crush Colin once had on him) offers sex as a way to make amends/prove how sincere he is. Colin can’t resist taking him up on the offer because even if he’s long over his crush the idea of Jamie kneeling in front of him, of Colin’s fist twisting in Jamie’s hair as he fucks his mouth, of Colin using Jamie however he sees fit and Jamie letting him… That does things for Colin, particularly when he’s in this vengeful state, yeah? Can end on a dark note, if that’s your jam, or end with some sweet comfort, aftercare and reconciliation.
Cracky post-canon poly shenanigans
Keeley is dating both Roy and Jamie, and while Jamie and Roy are not dating each other there’s this tension between them and yeah, maybe they wanna give this whole also sleeping with each other thing a go, except neither of them has ever done anything with another man before and so they’re a bit unsure about how to proceed and things keep Not Happening. (In this universe, Keeleys staunchly refuses to guide them, no matter how hot she’d find it, because she’s very much and rightly on the let Roy and Jamie sort Roy and Jamie out track.)
Jamie, glorious solution oriented himbo that he is, goes to Colin for some pointers on how to be gay, mate and after Colin stops staring inredulously at him he shrugs and gives him some general hints, the more gay love the better right, only Jamie soon comes back for a more hands-on tuition session because no, i tried, mate, but i just couldn’t figure it out, could you maybe show me instead? and Colin is a good friend (who once had a crush on Jamie), so yeah, that happens.
Keeps happening too, because everything Colin is teaching Jamie is working great and Roy and Jamie are very much getting it on and having a grand old time – but to no reader’s great surprise, there’s also some feelings starting to grow between Sassy Himbo No. 1 and Sassy Himbo No. 2. and in the end Jamie is not only dating Keeley and Roy but Colin too!
Colin only dates Jamie, though – the very idea of being involved with Keeley, a woman, or Roy, a Roy, is slightly nauseating and somewhat scary to him. There are no joint dates, no dinners for all four of them. Isaac is a little perplexed and initially concerned over the whole set-up but he sees how happy it makes his best friend so he rolls with it, even if he does end up having a talk with Roy about how he needs to make an effort to not look angry when Jamie and Colin go off together after training. I’m not angry, that’s just my face, Roy protests. Yeah, Isaac agrees, I know, bruv, but it’s freaking Colin out a little so maybe make an effort to not look like yourself, yeah? So the next time, Roy tries for a smile and Colin has trouble sleeping that night.
(For an extra helping of crack if Jamie/everyone is your thing: When the rest of the team learns of this, a few of the lads complain that it’s not fair that Keeley and Roy and Colin all get to have Jamie as their boyfriend when they don’t, but Jamie quickly assures them that he can be their boyfriend too! [Right… ? with sideway glances at Roy and Colin who just nod.] There’s plenty of Jamie to go around! Except he’s kind of busy with the partners he’s already got so maybe they need a scheduele and it’ll mostly be odd dates, but yeah, everyone who wants to can sign up for the Jamie Tartt Boyfriend Experience and in the end one fourth of the team is dating Jamie in some shape or form.)
That’s what I got for now. I hope at least one of them tickled your fancy, even if I strayed into OT3+ territory there for a bit...
#still don't particularly ship it#but i’d probably read the last one and maybe the season 2 enemies to lovers ones if I came across them#and i DID have a lot of fun dreaming these up ngl#so thank you very much for the ask! <3#jamie tartt#colin hughes#jamie/colin#roy/keeley/jamie#asks
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Barbie Movie Review
Hello everyone and welcome back! Before I give my own thoughts on the movie, I want to acknowledge all the critics that have been primarily focused on calling this film on being “woke, feminist, liberal, etc. etc.” The movie is literally called Barbie — if you expected a conservative trad wife film where the girl is there for sex appeal or in order to further the male protagonist’s story that’s your own fault! Every iteration of Barbie focused on the doll itself and its ability to have literally every career possible while Ken was little more than an accessory. Even when viewers mention Barbie's Life in the Dreamhouse as an example of Barbie and Ken’s romance, they do not acknowledge that Ken has no aspirations, career, or life outside of being Barbie’s boyfriend. This is only to say, that this movie had a very clear trajectory — it just doesn't make sense if I show up to a movie like Fast and Furious and leave complaining that the film didn’t spend enough time on romance.
Beyond that, I went into the movie expecting a misandrist film because of the amount of feedback I had seen online prior to watching it. But it was honestly so kind to men. The executives at Mattel are treated as comedic characters, the kens are himbos, and Allan is an ally. Even at their most patriarchal, all the men are seen at most as misguided — not as true antagonists or villains of the film. Despite being a funny character whose dialogue I appreciated, Will Ferell is also a perpetrator of the system. Immediately after America Ferrera pitches her average Barbie idea, he shoots it down but only accepts it once it’s backed up by a man who says it's actually a good idea. It mimics reality in that a woman is never respected the same way a man is — ideas are only worthy of praise after validation from a man. Instead of seeing Will Ferrel telling President Barbie to call him mother as insulting to the actual creator and mother of Barbie – the doll and the girl –, it’s played off as a joke. The Kens also get an entire arc of self-discovery and realizing who they are on their own instead of in relation to Barbie. Honestly, I was very unsatisfied with how men were treated in the film because even after taking Barbie’s house and brainwashing her friends, Ken gets the apology and the comfort even though his primary motivation came from unrequited love.
The media continues to push the messages that stalking and coercion are appropriate gestures used to show love to a woman. For instance, in The Notebook Noah (the male lead) hangs off of a Ferris wheel, interrupting Allie’s (the female lead) date with another man, and threatens to kill himself by letting go and falling to his death should she not agree to go on a date with him instead. This is a direct representation of coercion and completely disregards ‘no means no’, making Allie feel as though she has a duty to go out with Noah. It further reinforces the idea that a woman has the responsibility to keep a man happy and her own wishes and desires come secondary to his. In addition, not only do these types of scenes condone behaviour such as rape, harassment, stalking and coercion on a male audience, but they also impact women’s view of what a loving and healthy relationship entails. I hate to go on a tangent about a separate film — but the message being consistently pushed is that persistent behaviour is romantic and men are almost owed a relationship.
Misogyny is an underlying theme in most media, portraying women as stereotypes. Women face the juxtaposition of being “not like other girls” while aiming to be viewed as conventionally attractive. The issue is that media, and particularly films, spread the message of misogyny on a subconscious level and consumers who regularly watch these films will internalize this inherently sexist bias. In the movie She’s All That (1999), the main character Laney undergoes a makeover and exchanges her smock for a tight-fitting dress to be perceived as more conventionally attractive. Suddenly, Zack, the male lead, finds her beautiful because she has adopted a certain level of femininity despite the movie pushing the message that she’s ‘not like other girls’. The propaganda in the film pushes the idea that if a woman is not feminine enough, she will not be desirable. By the end of this film, both of the main leads are classic stereotypes of what their gender demands of them. Many movies follow the same formula, a nerdy girl (who is beautiful by all means) catches the attention of a popular boy and changes herself so he wants her. The defining feature is that she never truly changes her appearance for herself.
Further, this isn’t an isolated incident or a recent trend in the media where women aren’t written as anything other than two-dimensional and vapid. Legends have been told from the beginning of time punishing women for the crime of existing. In “Spiders in the Hairdo”, Jan Harold Brunvand's Encyclopedia of Urban Legends observes that “In a thirteenth-century English exemplum a vain woman who was habitually late for mass because she spent too much time arranging her hair was visited by the devil in the form of a spider that attached itself to her coiffure.” This goes to show that there is a definite religious interpretation of these legends, due to many religions condemning vanity. Self-obsession is seen as a form of idolatry where they compare themselves to the greatness of God, distancing themselves from religion and faith. (Living Faith: Daily Catholic Devotions) The woman is late to mass — a religious showing of faith in God — because of her vanity, ergo that very quality is something to be condemned and punished.
Another interpretation is purity culture and the belief that a woman who takes care of her appearance is doing it to impress men. This ties closely with religion, but it involves the belief that women who are sexually active or are around the opposite gender are something shameful. A man sleeps around and is a stud, a player — a woman doing the same is a whore, a slut, a hussy. The patriarchy reinforces structural violence against women by projecting discriminatory gender roles that often place limitations on how far they can go. In “Curses! Broiled Again!” Jan Harold Brunvand's Encyclopedia of Urban Legends notes, "Besides this technological naïveté, the story comments on youthful vanity and carelessness.” Brunvand states that the woman in this legend, and the one before it, are young, careless girls who care more about their beauty than any internal qualities.
Women aren’t allowed to have their own characteristics, careers, or any aspirations that don’t involve marriage and children. A simple reflection of women existing outside of the scope of being someone’s wife or mother is enough to enrage the simplest of men, which is why Barbie has received so much backlash. I generally find it upsetting that men refuse to engage in media that criticizes them. Women watched this film and analyzed every bit while men focus on mojo dojo casa house and insulting any female leads.
My overall favourite quotes:
“We mothers stand still so our daughters can look back to see how far they’ve come”
“Women hate women, men hate women. It’s the one thing we can all agree on.”
“I’m a man with no power, does that make me a woman?”
Another scene worth commending is the one with Barbie telling the older woman “You’re so beautiful.” her response is “I know it.”
Regardless, this film criticizing the system while being created by a multi-billion dollar corporation is partially hypocritical to me. I would've appreciated seeing the struggles of intersectionality addressed as well as capitalism, but the men in charge are seen as funny little men who aren't actively exploiting the working class and promoting the ideology of consumerism. This movie isn't meant to change your whole reality or provoke a strong hatred because it’s very much a surface level analysis of a woman’s role in society. It could’ve been better but the criticism and backlash strawmans the main point of the movie. Overall, a fun watch! Let me know your thoughts too!
Sorry for being massively inconsistent but hopefully more posts to come soon!
#barbie#margot robbie#margot barbie#im just ken#pink#will ferrell#ryan gosling#movie review#movie analysis
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if you have a cat i can honestly see jj becoming the biggest cat dad
True! But then I think the same could be said if you had a dog too (I'm a dog person for sure, no offence to cats but dogs are just more my vibe lmao) and I think over time JJ and your pet would definitely start matching vibes i.e orange cat or golden retriever behaviour - being complete himbos together and making you cry with laughter 😂😂
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Haikyuu huh? I have a little question on it! What’s your opinion on platonic Yandere coach Ukai?
Well I can't really talk about platonic yandere Ukai without talking about platonic yandere team Karasuno.
I'm imagining a reader who was getting bullied by a rival school's ruffians and some members of the team (like Daichi, Suguwara, Asahi) saw her and came to her aid. To thank them, she made cupcakes for everyone the next day. And then gradually, they all became very protective of her.
They made her attend their matches and even stay after school to watch them practice. The thing is, Y/n isn't even the least bit interested in volleyball. But everytime she's tried to come up with an excuse to leave, hell even saying flat out no, it's always Daichi who manipulates her into staying. Saying something along the lines of "Why do you not want to stay? Are we that terrible?" Or "please stay, Y/n. We won't be- I won't be at ease if you leave without anyone of us walking you back home." Or "No. You'll stay here. If you've got homework, I'll help you. I passed your class with flying colours, so you'll be just fine." And it's just so hard to say no to your seniors.
Eventually, you're somehow forced into becoming a team manager. You don't know how, you don't even remember saying yes to anything like this to their coach, but you have a feeling that they all conspired. Not to mention, you kind of overhead their teacher Takeda talking to yours about letting you skip the last two classes to help out with the team.
You've tries being a terrible manager, hoping that they'd fire you when they realise what an inconvenience you are. You even stopped helping Kiyoku with manager duties in hopes that she'll complain about you to the coach, but no. They didn't get mad at you or your behaviour. If anything, it's like they enjoyed you sitting idly while everyone worked their asses of. Like it was expected of you to be so... useless?
Helpless would be a better word.
Because that's how they saw you. A small, helpless girl that's more of a sibling to them than a school junior, someone they absolutely needed to guide, protect, coddle.
Suguwara and Asahi are just as protective of you as Daichi, just less manipulative. Suguwara likes to pester you with a lot of questions, intrusive questions. "Oh where were you last night at 9:30? Who was the guy you were having lunch with? Relative or boyfriend? It better not be the latter one. And why did you throw away the sandwich I made for you? 'It had beets?' Last I checked you were only allergic to nuts, not vegetables. Lucky for you, I made you another one. And I'm not leaving until you eat every last bite."
Asahi is your typical himbo brother who although looks like he'd break every bone in your body (he can but he wont) but is actually a huge worry wart. "Y/n? Your teacher told me you've been dosing off in class. Is that true? Why haven't you been sleeping? Is something keeping you up? You can't be missing sleep. I told you take naps, you didn't take them did you? You know what, why don't you take a nap right here, right now. No, you can lay your head in my lap instead of the bench. Huh? Well you can wear these headphones and I'll play you some ocean sounds!"
And then there's Tsukishima who likes to bully you, like the typical jerk brother. But he means well, even though its really hard to see how when he keeps ratting you to the team about you trying to skip class to go home early instead of waiting for them until practice is over and they get to walk you home. At least Yamaguchi reels the blonde in whenever he's being too mean to you.
You never thought your social battery would run out so fast until you met Hinata, Nishinoya and Tanaka. You can't stand them. They're always dragging you away whenever you're talking to someone who is not on the team, telling you that it's better for you to spend time with them than with anyone else. They don't even give you the courtesy of giving you choices like Daichi and Sugawara do, granted they are limited, but still it's better than having your decisions be made for you. Honestly, you'd much rather spend the whole day being gently lectured by Asahi for choking on saliva than spend longer than 10 minutes with them.
You initially liked Kageyama. He was quite, minded his business and didn't pester you with weird questions or shit. But... he stared. He stared when he thought you weren't looking. Like from under the bleachers, when your back is turned away from him or during matches from the court, especially whenever he scored. And his face is just void of emotion, yet he manages to instill some depth of fear in you.
You don't like being with the team alone, but you definitely don't like being with them whenever there's another team from a rival school. They all become weird, and even though you've already been forced into wearing the team's jersey, they force you into a couple more before completely hiding you from the rival team's sight.
Now, the possibility of other yandere teams is just🤩🤩🤩
#yandere Karasuno#yandere daichi#yandere daichi sawamura#yandere sugawara#yandere Asahi#yandere haikyuu#yandere Nishinoya#yandere Kageyama#yandere taneka#yandere hinata#haikyuu!!#haikyu x reader
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the voyage home: a heist movie
okay i was watching the one with the whales again (because it SLAPS) and i realized that it’s basically a heist movie?? i mean, it has the premise of a time travel movie, but it’s a heist movie about STEALING WHALES and bringing them to the FUTURE.
bonkers.
so i’ve been assigning the crew oceans eleven-type heist roles. i would draw them but alas, ‘tis not in my skillset. if anyone wants to draw this, i would love to see it.
Jim Kirk: The Face
i mean, pretty self-explanatory, i think. kirk’s putting in the WORK to get those whales. he’d be better at it if spock didn’t keep calling him “admiral” and using colourful language improperly, but he’s not his husband’s boyfriend’s colleague’s keeper, is he?
Nyota Uhura: The Hacker
good on comms, super fucking smart, definitely the brains behind the “break into the nuclear wessels” plan. she’s carrying that team. what’s the first thing that happened to chekhov when they got separated? he got arrested, then fell off a cliff. enough said there. god, she’s so pretty.
Hikaru Sulu: The Driver
i mean, the man gets to fly a helicopter! also, he’s in charge of yelling out what warp factor they’ve reached, so i think that counts.
Pavel Chekhov: The Thief
listen, i didn’t say he was good at it. but he did help uhura with the nuclear wessels plan, and he was surprisingly cool under pressure, despite falling off a cliff during the ensuing chase.
Montgomery “Scotty” Scott: The Brains
i can’t give this to anyone else. scotty made a whale tank! and figured out how to recrystallize dilithium using ‘80s tech! and he used a keyboard! fucking superb, you funky little engineer!
S’chn T’gai Spock: The Muscle
i don’t know how to properly articulate my thoughts about this one, only that i know it in my heart to be true. spock swims with whales and nerve pinches a loud punk on the bus. yes, he does math, but the rest of the time he is exuding peak himbo behaviour. i love him.
Leonard “Bones” McCoy: The Conman/Master of Disguise
this is very similar to the face, except mccoy’s better at it. look at those costumes! fabulous. he gets into character SO well here, and at the plexiglass factory. we STAN a competent king.
#star trek#the one with the whales#the voyage home#star trek:tvh#kirk#spock#spirk#mccoy#bones#scotty#uhura#sulu#chekhov#the gang is back together!#this movie rocks#heist au#anyone?
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Umbrella Academy Daemon Headcanon
*Updated Version*
So I did a daemon headcanon for the Umbrella Academy quite some time ago, and now after Season 3 I wanted to do an updated version. I’ve only truly changed Ben’s, and that’s because I couldn’t think of a good choice for him back then. Everyone else stays the same, but I’ve hopefully explained the choices better. Hope you like it!
Luther: A rottweiler. Rottweilers are often thought of as very aggressive and dangerous dogs, but like with most fighting dogs with bad behaviour it is a result of the owner and not the dog themselves. Reginald’s abuse and manipulation made Luther overly aggressive, clinging to rules and order and his position in command and control of his siblings. But once he was free from Reginald’s grasp and realized the terribleness of his master, he becomes gentler, kinder, and a much better big brother. Rottweilers are overall kind of goofy dogs, not the brightest bunch and definitely on the more stubborn side - much like lovable himbo Luther. But they are fierce protectors of their families, and love their people with all their heart. Better with others rather than on their own, a big, clumsy, lovable, goofy, stubborn mountain of a dog seems perfect for representing who Luther truly is as well as the journey he takes as a character.
Diego: a coyote. A coyote is a really good representation of Diego, especially as contrast/compliment to the daemons of those around him. In the earlier seasons, a coyote would be very contrasting against Luther’s rottweiler; Diego is not quite the prim proper leader Reginald wanted, but more of a street scraper loner type; And the similar yet very different canine daemons would likely have just as much animosity towards each other as their people did. But in later seasons we see Diego come out of his shell and become much less tightly wound. Coyotes have been known to play with discarded dog toys in backyards after dark, and Diego definitely enjoys a good bit of fun as much as a good fight. In later seasons as well, his coyote would be an amazing compliment to his story with Lila, in his journey of realizing he’s not better on his own.
Bonus Lila: Badger. Lila is stubborn and aggressive and a little bits nuts in the most fun way, which is really represented by the curmudgeon gruffness of a badger who would be as blunt and chaotic as its person. However, the true poetry of her daemon is with Diego’s coyote daemon. Despite both animals being independent, accomplished hunters on their own, there are many documented cases of badgers and coyotes hunting together. The two predators work together, the badger going into the dens and the coyote catching the rabbit that is scared out. Together, the unlikely pair is much more successful at hunting than on their own. I think these two sort of loners would have daemons that reflect themselves well, but really shine in their polar-opposite, yet-somehow-the-same relationship with each other.
Allison: Great Grey Shrike. These birds are dainty and pretty to look at, but are not someone to mess with: underestimated, but powerful and willing to do whatever it takes to survive/get what they want. These birds are desert creatures, and I find desert animals are very tenacious survivors. All throughout the seasons we’ve seen how important her people are to Allison - she will do anything for her family, her daughter, her husband - and the great grey shrike is also extremely family oriented. It’s often called “the butcher bird” because it hunts small rodents, reptiles and insects and then stores them in a makeshift larder by impaling them on cactus thorns or sharp branches. Its a very clever method because it keeps the carcasses up out of reach of other animals, and keeps a good supply of food available for their young. In season one I picked this bird for Allison because she had a “ruthless” energy to her that seemed willing to do anything to achieve her goals, and now after season three I completely agree with my choice.
Klaus: Black footed ferret aka the domesticated ferret. Ferrets are animals that do better in groups, and Klaus is an incredibly social person. Ferrets are often thought of as goofy, mischievous tricksters - and while this is true of the animal and of Klaus - they can also be very clever and quick on the uptake. Klaus doesn’t seem it because of his relaxed appearance and drug-related history, but he has a record of figuring out things and picking up on stuff well before any of his other siblings clue in. But no one listens to him because he seems like a clown. Ferrets are also predators and while Klaus isn’t overly aggressive, he is very willing to throw down with people who clearly outmatch him, especially in defence of those he loves. I think a ferret is a perfect choice for Klaus, because everyone is very aware a ferret is a goofy, mischievous ass-hole who will steal your underwear and wallet and hide it under the couch, but ferrets are so endearing that we love them anyway. Klaus is a tender soul who has learned to let the troubles of the world roll off him, but he cares about his family and about Dave - ferrets are incredibly social devoted creatures and a lot of people forget they can be cuddly companions in the face of their chaos.
Five: A Portia Jumping Spider. While Five is incredibly devoted to his family, I didn’t feel a super social creature fit him very well. He grew up in an apocalypse by himself, and even before and after that he loves his family but greatly cherishes his space and time to himself. This kind of spider is a relatively small jumping spider (space-time jump puns entirely intended), but they are insanely smart. They’ve been known to create multiple-step traps and methods to hunt. And among their prey they hunt other spiders, which is an assassin-who-kills-assassins parallel that felt too good to give up. They are problem solvers who take down prey much larger than themselves - which is a perfect description of both Five and the Portia Jumping Spider. So while I’m sure other creatures could fit Five well and show off his softer side, the narrative potential of this spider just seem perfect to me.
Ben: A Black Cat. I hadn’t been able to pick a daemon for Ben before, but the closest I got was a crow, largely due to the death-symbology of the animal. However with more seasons of Ben character development (including Sparrow Ben) I think he would be a black domestic cat. The omen symbology is still there and works for his self-power-loathing in season one as well as the moody-ghost-vibes, but also just has such cat energy. He wants to be loved desperately, and doesn’t have any idea how to obtain it so becomes an ass-hole nuisance, because then you are paying some sort of attention to him even if its not positive. He can be super smug and stubborn, but also incredibly vulnerable. He wants to be important and cherished, and when he doesn’t get that he knocks over a glass in frustrated boredom. Despite the differences between Umbrella Ben and Sparrow Ben, I can see both characters as different reactions of a cat being neglected; a cat who when neglected becomes anti-social through standoffish avoidant and rude behaviour, and a cat who when neglected lashes out with anger biting at your ankles and knocking over all your pictures while yelling the house down. Both want love and affection but have different coping strategies to try and get it.
Viktor: A golden mole. The golden mole is a desert animal, and as I said earlier, I find desert creatures tenacious survivors. Thematically, a tiny little mole would work really well for the first season, because its a blind little creature overlooked and thought unimportant, but its keen sense of hearing would fit well in with the power reveal. Then in later seasons when Viktor becomes more confident in himself and his powers, the mole would work well because despite being small, the golden mole is called “the sand shark” or “shark of the desert”: it burrows around under the fine sand and pulls unsuspecting insects under, an inescapable doom for desert insects who don’t know its coming until its too late. This unstoppable force energy in a tiny unsuspecting package works very well with the self-confidant world-ender vibe Viktor achieves by Season Three. Where first we’d only see the loner, independent, introverted side of this tiny mole and character, we’d grow to see the power and confidence and assured capability of a dangerous predator who is also cute as a button.
((PS if anyone uses these daemon choices in a fic or art or something tag me??? I would adore to see it but have no talent myself))
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what kind of frat boys would svt be like??
SVT frat house let's get it
Seungcheol: the leader of the frat house and lowkey the dad of these idiots, he's responsible for keeping the house in one piece after every frat party and taking care of the drunk members soonyoung. He's keeping up rather well with his studies and somehow has the best collection of booze in the entire campus and the most expensive clothes as well, yet both end up stolen by the rest of the frat boys.
Jeonghan: One of the most infamous members of the SVT frat house, mainly for his angelic looks, yet impish behaviour. He's also one of the uni's jocks, cocky af and a sweet talker. He probably has the most terrible of ideas, yet he'll be able to talk you into helping him in no time. Almost set the frat house on fire bcs he wanted to light up fireworks for his birthday party.
Joshua: He ended up joining the frat house after hanging out too much with Jeonghan, thinking it would make his college life a bit more interesting. And it did, save for the mess that becomes the house after every single frat party and he's on the verge of a mental breakdown. Once a clean freak, always a clean freak.
Junhui: He's everyone's favorite frat bro, he could have them wrapped around his little finger, but he's not malicious enough to do that unlike someone else *cough* Jeonghan *cough*. He's besties with Minghao since they were ten years old and left China together to study abroad, enrolling in the same college. He got caught feeding the stray cats once by a janitor and hissed at the poor old man. Ever since, he has been limited to just buying the cat food, Wonwoo does the feeding.
Soonyoung: the party animal of the frat house, loud and horny as fuck, but he doesn't get laid as much in frat parties, because he's piss drunk within the first fifteen minutes, but he always makes the parties even more fun, so he gets away with it most of the time. Although he puked on Jihoon's bed once and he was nearly thrown out of the window. He has an unhealthy obsession with tigers and has a shitton of tiger plushies in his room.
Wonwoo: probably one of the few frat members who don't pass for frat members, because he's quiet and a brilliant student. Top gamer in the campus, looks scary af at first glance but he's actually a sweetheart and spends a part of the frat house budget on cat food to feed the strays of the campus. He once twisted the arm of a guy from another frat because he called Mingyu a gutless himbo and Wonwoo made them cry from pain.
Jihoon: Another one who doesn't pass for a frat member and is a similar case to Wonwoo, save for his height and intimidating aura. Jihoon may look like a kid because he's short, but everyone knows he's capable of murder, hence why they are terrified of him. Which is quite sad, because all he wants is to make music and update his SoundCloud in peace.
Seokmin: This one is a very interesting case, because Lee Seokmin is a frat boy and not a frat boy at the same time. Despite drinking his ass off in parties and almost making out with Soonyoung, he captivates everybody around him when he opens his mouth to sing. It's as if the gates of Heaven open wide whenever he sings his heart out, especially when he does duets with Seungkwan. His smile is brighter than the sun and has a beef with Joshua, because the latter once falsely accused him of stealing his precious soap bar.
Mingyu: The true face of the SVT frat house and the number one campus crush. He literally has the whole package - looks, brains, attitude and one hell of a game. Has most likely slept with the entire sorority house yet is still single, because he's the malewife of the frat house. He's responsible of the hangover food - unless he's drunk as well, so he just pays for MacDonalds, and everything else the rest of the guys ask, because his wallet is as thick as his tiddies.
Minghao: Easily one of the sassiest and most fashionable frat members, more on the introverted side, but he always lets loose when he's around his closest friends. He has the most expensive clothes after Seungcheol and he can snap your neck if he wants to. He's all gangsta - until Junhui appears.
Seungkwan: The diva/social butterfly/theatre kid of the frat house, has connections to every single campus club and has a huge fanclub due to his amazing sense of humour and unmatched karaoke skills. He's often seeing belting out notes with Seokmin or throwing hands with Chan and Soonyoung.
Vernon: I've legit written a drabble dedicated to frat boy Vernon and I'll use that as my base by saying that he's one of the most chill frat members and an unbothered king. He's Jihoon's favorite frat bro and you'll probably find them in Jihoon's makeshift studio, cooking nee beats and perhaps smoking a bit of weed.
Chan: The youngest out of everyone, he joined the frat house after attending one of the parties and woke up the next day on Jeonghan's bed, completely shitfaced and hugging Jeonghan's leg for absolutely no reason. Ever since that incident, everyone in the house has been bullying him in a very affectionate way, save for Seungkwan. He's a dance major and has dem moves, often seen dancing his ass off with Minghao and Soonyoung.
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pat is so.. thoughtful.. so sweet.. so perceptive.. so brave and so earnest i adore that. He loves without ego, he eggs pran on in the most thoughtful most considerate of ways. He makes such a weighted thing look so effortless. He balances the pain of their past with the truth of their love in such an easy looking way. It’s easy to look at his smiles, his bravado, and dismiss it for “”himbo”” behaviour. I resent that.
Sure Pran is more familiar to all of us, the pain of unrequited love, of having to hide it for years and years until it festers into this painful snarl in your chest and having to carry it every day. That.. doesn’t mean Pat’s bravery about the whole thing is foolish or short sighted. He had his blowout and blowup in front of Wai. He figured the head on approach of being in your face with the world with their feelings isn’t going to work. He realised where Pran is regarding their feelings and decided to bring them both on the same page. To show Pran that it doesn’t have to be all pain, that there is sweetness to be had.
Like the kisses they shared, Pat was the one who kissed him first, he brought it up a notch and when Pran kissed him back he went for his mouth next. He does this constantly. He creates a safe space for them to be their true selves and puts himself out there first and allows Pran to follow him if he chooses to do so. That is so brave of him. I adore him to bits for that.
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Jabsjwnd future family with Mammon or Satan from Obey Me pls 😭❤️❤️
(I can never say no to some Mammon, here you go sweet anon~)
MAMMON FUTURE FAMILY HEADCANONS
Mammon: 4 children – daughter (beta), son (omega), son (beta), son (alpha)
Mammon loves children so much and honestly, he kind of misses when his siblings were younger and wants something like that again. He’s actually quite a nurturing person who likes to look after people, but he also thinks children are hilarious and that they make perfect partners in crime. After all, children are adorable, so who would suspect them of pranks and crimes???
(I mean, they are Mammon’s children, so pretty much everyone suspects them immediately…)
Mammon has four children, the most out of all his brothers, and all of them are true chaos gremlins just like their father.
His eldest is a female beta. She’s the oldest and the only girl and she has a pretty wicked intelligence, but in more of a street smarts kind of way. She was Mammon’s first child, so people weren’t quite as suspicious when dealing with her in the way they were with her siblings. For that reason, she had plenty of people to practice her pickpocketing skills on. She’s quick, she’s slippery and she’s always down for a good prank/pickpocket combo. Mammon is so proud and he’s also pretty good at teaching her where the ‘danger’ boundary is for that kind of behaviour, so his daughter doesn’t get murdered or turn genuinely evil.
Mammon dotes on her like he does all his children, but with his eldest, she very much dotes back. She is fiercely protective of her father and is willing to fight anyone who disrespects him, and the same protection is extended to her younger brothers. She grows up, still cheeky definitely, but also as a person who is extremely loyal to her family and also the most fun person in any party. She goes to every party that any demon throws, and Mammon is there every time to drag her drunk arse home with a lecture and a hug because he's relieved that she's safe. Be gay, do crimes really is her motto. As a wild child, she appreciates that Mammon knows when to let her have fun and when to step in before someone gets hurt. (Wrangling a child like her does give Mammon a new empathy for Lucifer's plight though).
Mammon’s eldest son and second child is the sweetest and cutest looking child you could ever meet, truly an omega who could melt ice with a smile. But it’s all a ploy, don’t fall for it! Perhaps ironically, his child really looks like an angel. He’s very sly and charming, and also makes the perfect decoy for his sister’s pranks. He is the kind of child who has everyone wrapped around his finger, including and especially Mammon. Mammon just can’t resist the puppy dog eyes from his second born, he melts every time. Diavolo, Beel and Asmo are also completely unable to say no to this kid and he knows it. Let’s just say his sweet tooth is always indulged in through various means. As a child, he always preferred spending time with people over anything else, so he ends up quite close with many of his uncles, especially Asmo who dotes on him because they have a lot in common. He often times uses his cuteness to get his father and older sister out of trouble.
As he gets older, he discovers a passion for baking, probably fuelled by the sweet tooth all his uncles couldn’t resist indulging him in. Barbartos sometimes bakes with him, and Luke, if he’s ever around, admits that he tolerates this demon more than the rest. Demons don’t really get up to a huge amount, so he just enjoys his baking and going to RAD, happy to get whatever he wants with his charming smile.
Mammon’s third child and second son is his quietest child by a long way and fills the book smarts half of his older sister’s street smarts. The beta is quieter and likes to read with his Uncle Satan, but don’t be fooled, he’ll absolutely help plan pranks with his elder siblings, he just won’t participate further than the planning stage and therefore never gets caught.
He enjoys going to RAD to learn, but he’s more of a homebody and family orientated person who prefers to be at home with his family. He can be found napping with Belphie quite frequently, or even gaming with Levi but his favourite place by far is to be cuddling with his dad. Mammon is always, always down to spend time with his son doing whatever he wants them to do, and they are just as close to Mammon as the rest of his siblings are.
As he grows up, he takes an interest in magical research, but he’s a demon, he has all the time in the world to research, so he spends time with family first and foremost.
Mammon’s youngest son and last child is the sweetest himbo alpha to ever exist. He’s the only one who doesn’t really go along with his siblings’ shenanigans, except by mistake. This boy has a heart of gold who loves animals and helping people and definitely spends most of his childhood begging Lucifer to take him to see Cerberus, who is his favourite family member by far and anytime his omega brother lets him decorate some of his cookies, he always ices a dog or a cat.
Some people definitely try to take advantage of his kindness, which Mammon tries to stop whenever he sees it, but unfortunately, Mammon is also quite easy to take advantage of, so his eldest sister normally beats up the people who seek to harm him or make him cry.
As an adult/teen, he can normally be found either exercising with Uncle Beel, rescuing cats with Uncle Satan or hanging with Cerberus. Him and Beel have an especially close bond and Beel dotes on him. Mammon loves giving his youngest son gifts, because his face lights up in genuine joy every time, and Mammon’s heart just cannot take it. As the youngest and most naïve, Mammon is the most protective over this child, even when he’s a fully grown demon.
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which bg member, if any, behaves in such a way that makes you think "that's so [sign]"?
oh there are so many, let me do one for each sign, I think that's easier lmao
aries: renjun without a doubt. he's such an aries I love it
taurus: if I had to pick one, I'd go with sejun, from victon
gemini: can it be anyone but hoshi? absolutely not. all of his personal placements are gemini and it Shows
cancer: honestly I think san is the epitome of cancer, from the weird cancer behaviours like eating soap to All of the broodiness that man carries within him. christ. it's a mess. Honourable mention: taemin and taeyong
leo: there are a few idols who definitely embody leo but honestly No one does it like hueningkai. he's truly the Height of leo behaviour with everything he says and does. Never have I seen him say a single thing that wasn't the most leo thing I've ever heard.
virgo: it's gotta be jae, he has the picky orderly-ness that people often attribute to virgo but the dumb bitch energy is also Very much there. All virgos have it, and I say that with love I promise. But jae also thought milk was cow blood. I rest my case.
libra: yoon jeonghan. judgemental fancy bitch wine aunt energy. need I say more? another honourable mention: keeho. same energy.
scorpio: I love a lot of scorpios, and I tend to bias idols with strong scorpio energy most of the time, but I have to give this one to skz minho. he's Such a scorpio my God. I love it. *chef's kiss*.
sagittarius: bobby omg he has such excitable puppy energy but also if being woken up late by his manager having not packed at all because he completely forgot they were going to japan that day isn't Peak Sagittarius energy then I truly don't know what is.
capricorn: jb scares me a little ok
aquarius: kidney function is a privilege, not a right - chwe hansol
pisces: peniel my precious himbo son he's the true personification of pieces and I will accept no other suggestions.
#answered#anon#astrology#signs#stereotypes#nct#huang renjun#lim sejun#victon#hoshi#kwon soonyoung#seventeen#svt#ateez#choi san#shinee#superm#lee taemin#lee taeyong#txt#tomorrow x together#hueningkai#kai kamal huening#day6#jae#park jaehyung#yoon jeonghan#p1harmony#yoon keeho#stray kids
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