#troyhasacamera

[tb-huub]

it sets the series up so well because most of the elements of the entire series are already present

also knowing how the shots were archived just makes it so much better

Entry #1 - marblehornetsreview

Entry #1 Uploaded 20th June 2009

We’re back for the first full installment of marblehornetsreview! These updates will definitely slow down, but for now I am rearing to go and ready to talk about a proper entry. And boy, what an entry it is. A masterpiece. A gem, I say.

Less than a minute long, with no sound besides a clip of looping distortion. The slightest bit of video tearing. The first chilling appearance of the Operator. A person we assume to be Alex Kralie points their camera out the window, and a faceless, suited humanoid snaps its head in their direction. It’s real nice, folks. A perfectly executed scare, and the video is over. Jay notes that he’ll be looking out for similar occurrences on the rest of the tapes.

This entry is so simple and economic that it’s beautiful. Show me a single person that can watch Entry #1 and not continue, transfixed, for at least a few more entries (assuming they don’t give up because it looks too fucking scary). Should I curse on this blog? I still don’t know if I should curse on this blog. Send me a letter in the mail telling me whether I should curse on this blog.

It’s a good one, folks. The scare is almost good enough for me not to mention that apparently the Operator in this entry was Joseph DeLage wearing stacks of flip-flops on his feet and pantyhose on his head. See you next time. ⨂ 

[archivehornets]

"Finally got to meet the guys from Marble Hornets/TroyhasaCamera after following them since nearly the beginning."- toshabee, 2013

[bloodycough]

I cannot fathom watching marble hornets AFTER watching troyhasacamera. I just. I absolutely would not have been able to buy into the horror and pain and tragedy. the spirit of giving laugh plays in my head whenever I look at joseph now. I would've laughed out loud seeing alex pull a gun on jay. whenever anyone is in danger I wouldn't be able to stop myself from yelling "SAVE THEM TIMMAN!" I'm losing my mind imagining it

[humanlyimprobable]

I beg of you if you do not know where this meme comes from PLEASE watch this video, this entire series is part of internet history

[cunningcondor]

Craig Digsby

character by @troywagner

[burymeinthewoods]

For a The Wonderful Wizard Of Oz AU where Tin Man is actualy Tim Man

[troywagneristrash]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MARBLE HORNETS AND F U C K TROY WAGNER

🎉🎉🎉

[timsutton]

Marble Hornets eBay Masterpost

If you are a Marble Hornets fan and enjoy either cosplay or collecting memorabilia (or both!), you’re in luck! I’m currently auctioning off several props and clothing items that I wore/used in the series, and this is the post where I will be adding links to each eBay listing. Be sure to bookmark this post to check for updates! Just click the text beneath each photo to go to the eBay listing.

CURRENT LISTINGS:

Marble Hornets - Tim’s Jacket

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Marble Hornets - Tim’s Mug

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  Marble Hornets - Gray Plaid Button-Up Shirt (Entry #53)

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Marble Hornets - Blue Ringer T-Shirt (Entry #61)

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Marble Hornets - Red Henley Shirt (Entry #66)

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Marble Hornets - Red Ringer T-Shirt (Entry #63)

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Marble Hornets - Gray Ringer T-Shirt (Entry #69)

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TimMan's Rollerblades - Troy Moves Out

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Entry #7 - marblehornetsreview

Entry #7 Uploaded 7th July 2009

In which Brian makes his understated debut, taking up residence in our collective hearts forever. Jay lets us know that this entry consists entirely of raw footage from Alex Kralie's Marble Hornets production, and we see just how terrible this film was going to be, as Alex films Brian in the front seat of a car. They make reference to another character in the back seat, but she is neither seen nor heard. After some endearing pre-take chatter, Alex calls action and shoots an adorable but unconvincing take of Brian delivering Alex's horrendous dialogue (”maybe this town has grown up”), before spotting a familiar sinister silhouette in the distance. Alex declares that they’re done shooting, and despite questioning from Brian, fumbles with his keys and starts the car. There's a burst of Operator Distortion™ and the entry ends.

Brian's a sweetheart, and the inclusion of genuine banter between his character and Joseph DeLage’s Alex at the beginning of this clip really help sell their relationship and the realism of the entry as a whole. The "movie within a webseries" framework presents Brian's barely concealed smile and stilted delivery as part of his character, and I'm genuinely creeped out every time the tone turns sour near the end as Alex panics. The scare in this one is understated and more driven by Alex's reaction than it is by the Operator's lurking background presence, and these early entries are notable for lacking the varied distortion techniques used to signal the Operator's appearance (and frighten us) later in the series.

Sometimes simple is good, and these early Marble Hornets entries have a strange quality to them that sits in your brain and comes back to you when your mind is wandering. Horror movies make me jump. This stuff gives me nightmares. See you next time. ⨂ 

[marblehornetstrash00]

The rarest Pepe of all time @josephdelage

[raspberry-bi]

Troy has put the original Timman helmet up on ebay, and the money goes to OneOrlando!

[tweet] [ebay link]

[marblerhernia-blog]

This bluejay is finally free .

[skiirocksthehouse]

At least if they’re all gone, we will always have Troy. 

It still shakes me up how THAC disbanded like they did...

[troywagneristrash]

troy doesn’t have rights

[actualtree]

Tag yourself Im Nature Guy