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Can I Please Eat In The Computer Room Tonight? by Nicole Nikolich (2025)

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Been sick as a dog for the past few days so it’s just been a lot of comfort media and tea. And dreaming about Dick Grayson’s middle part.

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hot take, but the “tough love” mindset doesn’t work sometimes because telling the truth doesn’t excuse hurting someone just for the sake of it. no matter what, you can always be gentle. you can always be kind. there’s an option.

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I simply do not understand why so many nominally progressive people are so attached to the idea that there is a clear cut, simple answer to who is the oppressor and who is the oppressed that can be derived purely from identity politics.

Like, identity politics will help inform that determination but the context of the scenario is just as important. There is no amount of marginalization that erases one's capability to harm people who are marginalized in other ways.

I know it's just a lack of theory driving this but c'mon it's like pulling teeth with you people.

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"bUT mY eGGs and CHeeSe"

you poor sorry sons of bitches. honestly you were played like fools if you ever truly believed the rich give a flying fuck about you and your grocery bills.

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everything else migjt suck but at least we have a perfectly shaped february to anticipate halfheartedly

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cleaning along desire paths

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wine drunkkk. lords and ladies I don’t think it counts against my vow of chastity if I fuck my squire like it’s not even a big deal

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us politics has been beamed into everyone’s brains non stop for the past year - please remember & remind people you know, that ‘wasting your vote’ on minor parties doesn’t exist in australia. you can and should put minor parties at the top of your preferences and your vote will still matter

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armand has a king size bed to fit all his stuff (knickknacks, electronics, daniel)

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An extraordinary Acheulean handaxe knapped around a fossil shell circa 500,000-300,000 years ago.

The maker appears to have deliberately flaked around the shell to preserve and place it in a central position. As a result this handaxe has been described as an early example of artistic thought.

From West Tofts, Norfolk.

Museum of Archaeology and Anthropology, University of Cambridge, Courtesy Alison Fisk

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Teal Oranges Commission

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“The first phase of our response will include tariffs on $30 billion in goods imported from the U.S., effective February 4, 2025, when the U.S tariffs are applied. The list includes products such as orange juice, peanut butter, wine, spirits, beer, coffee, appliances, apparel, footwear, motorcycles, cosmetics, and pulp and paper. A detailed list of these goods will be made available shortly.

Minister LeBlanc also announced that the government intends to impose tariffs on an additional list of imported U.S. goods worth $125 billion. A full list of these goods will be made available for a 21-day public comment period prior to implementation, and will include products such as passenger vehicles and trucks, including electric vehicles, steel and aluminum products, certain fruits and vegetables, aerospace products, beef, pork, dairy, trucks and buses, recreational vehicles, and recreational boats. 

In addition to this initial response, Ministers LeBlanc and Joly reiterated that all options remain on the table as the government considers additional measures, including non-tariff options, should the U.S. continue to apply unjustified tariffs on Canada.

Less than 1 per cent of the fentanyl and illegal crossings into the United States come from Canada. We will not stand idly by when our nation is being needlessly and unfairly targeted. The government will defend Canadian interests and jobs. We stand ready to support affected workers and businesses.”

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orz <- prostrating guy

or2 <- prostrating guy but with a fat ass