#trolls polo

[gia-batmm-crickle22]

Redrawing this old art I made of Genderswap Broppy back at 2016 (Broppy and Trolls Fan since the beginning!! :D)

Here's the redraw of Brianna and Polo (both pre-movie and post- first movie)

Broppy/Brolo :3

[entropicbias]

draw all the trolls

alright, i got an ask more than a year ago, and your wish is my command! i received a question about my headcanons as well, so if i have any, i'll point them out.

here, open this up if you want to see them all up close.

i always like drawing aradia with her logo smaller and off to the side, like on a polo shirt. i also like giving her lighter eyes and more compact horns.

sollux has acne and he's hunched over. that's the headcanon.

karkat has a few freckles. WOW!

nepeta has paw shoes, and for some reason, i've always imagined her with shorts instead of pants. i don't know why, it just makes sense

kanaya now comes with one beauty mark (you'll see in a later drawing of rose that she shares the same beauty mark. wonderful, eb, thanks for telling us about your mole matchmaking headcanons.) she also has hoop earrings, and i made her skirt a little more "mermaid"-y!

terezi also has freckles! WOW! i always draw terezi's eyes peeking out above her glasses. you'll see that in most of my terezi drawings. i don't know why.

vriska has tattered pants, and her robot arm has claws shaped kind of like a scorpion's stinger. oh, i also gave her red pupils. i think i was inspired by the red eyes on her shades.

apparently, equius doesn’t wear knee-high socks with leggings, he just wears leggings. so, my headcanon (which was originally just "he has dreads") includes that.

gamzee now has heterochromia; i think the long-term effects of eating sopor slime should have a physical effect on him that makes his eyes look cooler. his pants are also baggier—apparently this type of pant is called a "harem pant," so that's what it is.

eridan has a chain. that's it.

for feferi, i removed some unnecessary accessories and made her goggles magnify her eyes. her goggles also have lashes, kind of going for meenah's look there.

there are two other troll headcanons i want to mention: i don’t think the trolls have boobs unless they’re fat. that’s my headcanon. i also don’t think they have belly buttons or nipples, though sometimes i draw them with nipples because i think it’s funny. like, if karkat went to the beach. that's probably a funny comic idea. hey karkat, if you guys aren’t mammals, why do you have nipples? EVERYONE HAS NIPPLES, JOHN. IT'S A UNIVERSAL CONSTANT.

that is stupid and this is the end of this post.

[brf-rumortrackinganon]

They are clearly on the warpath with BRF right now. Interview, security articles, followed by yet another fake royal tour announcement. Wonder what they are temper tantruming about. It’s a bigger one than usual.

Well, let's review what happened recently.

For the BRF:

Kate made an appearance after three months' privacy and the world flipped out. Meghan makes an appearance after three months' privacy and no one gives a hoot.

William had a birthday.

William went to the Eras Tour.

William honored his father for Father's Day with a picture of him and his father. Harry (via Sussex Squad mouthpieces) flipped out that he wasn't included.

Kate made an appearance after 2-3 weeks' privacy and the world flipped out.

William got new patronages and new presidencies.

William had appearances with the King of Denmark and the King of Spain for football.

The BRF's financial reports came in. They made a boatload of money.

Charles and Camilla announced the first major foreign royal tour of their monarchy: Australia in October.

Anne was hospitalized and had to scale down her schedule for a bit because there was no one to backfill her.

Anne is representing the BRF and the UK at the Olympics.

Charles and Camilla attended the State Opening of Parliament.

The BRF had Holyrood Week and last year's photos of William and Kate made the rounds again.

William hosted a garden party with Peter, Zara and Mike, Beatrice, and Eugenie.

William played polo at Windsor Castle.

And let's recap the Sussexes:

Harry was accused of hiding and destroying evidence in his phone-hacking lawsuit.

Harry got Charles's top courtiers dragged into his phone-hacking lawsuit.

Meghan's dog biscuits and raspberry jelly were universally panned.

Meghan was trolled by the press for promoting her business while Kate was making her first public appearance in 3 months.

The Sussexes were late on paying administrative fees for their charity and it was global news.

They were not invited to Balmoral this year.

[a-random-whovian7]

What your favourite Doctor says about you (just like the Master and Companion lists, this is all just jokes and my own terrible takes, absolutely no offence intended towards anyone). This is gonna be a long one, so good luck:

One (I think):

Is somehow able to sit through The Keys of Marinus whilst completely sober. Their feelings on Twice Upon a Time completely depend on whether they are able to accept that TV shows made in the 1960s will inevitably have some outdated bits or not. Loves slow-burners and less science-heavy stories, and wishes the Doctor would go back to trolling his companions again. Prays every night for The Celestial Toymaker and Marco Polo to be found. Hates the Timeless Child with a burning passion.

Two:

Two fans deserve a lot better. Despite a large chunk of their era being limited to surviving audio, PowerPoint presentations telesnaps and the, er, mixed bag of animated reconstructions, they still contribute a lot to the discussion of Classic Who and are usually well versed in the lore of the EU. 2nd Doctor fans are remarkable, as they are able to get along with pretty much every other group of fans. However, there is plenty of infighting thanks to the UNIT dating controversy and which story should be reconstructed next. If they ship Two/Jamie, they have fully earned your love and are surprisingly good if you pass them the aux.

Three:

Pretty much blows a gasket whenever some idiot says that the modern era is 'too political'. Like, I'm sorry, but was the "England for the English" scene in the Claws of Axos a little too subtle for you? Were Malcolm Hulke's scripts absolutely apolitical in your eyes? Does the mere existence of The Green Death mean nothing to you?! Oh, well maybe you should try WATCHING THE SHOW and DOING YOUR RESEARCH before you start claiming that it's become 'tOo pOLiTiCaL' because the main characters aren't always played by Whiteguy McStraight now, shouldn't you?! YOU AND YOUR MEDIOCRE OPINION SHALL COWER BEFORE MY KNOWLEDGE OF THE THIRD DOCTOR'S ERA AND THERE IS NOTHING YOU CAN DO TO STOP ME!

It is for this very reason that 3rd Doctor fans get along particularly well with 13th Doctor fans. Perfectly nice people with a great sense of humour and an excellent taste in episodes, unless a conversation resembling the above occurs, at which point you will see how much damage the repressed urge to do Venusian Akido can do. Refuses to admit that The Ambassadors of Death is two episodes too long.

Four:

Either a child of the 70s or chaos incarnate. Yes, 4 is pretty much the universally recognised Doctor, but that doesn't stop him from being one of the most unhinged Doctors. Loves more gothic horror-themed episodes and can ignore the somewhat questionable production qualities of early Baker stories. They have almost certainly attempted to make The Scarf at one point; whether they were successful or not entirely depends on their talent for knitting. Is surprisingly ok with admitting that Tom Baker stayed for a little too long and that his later seasons were a little underwhelming. Hasn't stopped them from watching every version of Shada though.

Five:

The tired parental figure of any group they are in. They immediately related to this Doctor when they saw 5 trying to hold it together whilst his multiple adopted humans argued, whined and got themselves trapped on doomed freighter ships. Has tried to play cricket once, but a general confusion over the rules and a few broken windows stopped that. You can take care of the cinnamon roll that is the standard 5 fan by providing them with cups of tea, giving them lots of hugs and removing all copies of Time Flight from your house.

Six:

Best fashion sense out of all the fans... somehow. Their favourite episodes are usually Vengeance on Varos or Revelation of the Daleks (both bangers), although they lean more heavily towards EU and Big Finish material, where the stories are more consistent and the costumes are less yikes. Either the best or worst fan to be around, either giving fair balanced views on the show or just being an absolute arse. Loves cats. Hates Michael Grade. Kind of ambivalent towards Mel.

Seven:

If 2nd Doctor fans are well versed in the EU lore, then these individuals are fucking academics. Constantly annoyed that 7 had two of the best seasons of Classic Who and was the darkest Doctor but is only remembered for Time and the Rani for some reason. Their favourite companion will always be Ace, which is what motivated them to watch Power of the Doctor. Usually excellent taste in stories, but is completely capable of dragging you to the depths of the EU. Wishes the Doctor would commit a few more genocides. Their religious beliefs can be summarised in the phrase "Cartmel Master Plan". Still annoyed that the most strategic Doctor was killed by the two most American things (guns and bad healthcare), but gets along well with 8 fans despite that. Somehow understands Ghost Light after just 3 rewatches.

Eight:

Big Finish fan. Basically willing to explain the entire plot of Dark Eyes if you ask them. Thinks the TV Movie is just OK, and has rewatched Night of the Doctor too many times to count. Loves a sad boy, and has definitely referred to 8 as a "poor little meow meow" at some point. Wishes 8's TARDIS interior was still intact and that he'll get his own live action series. Had an actual heart attack when he appeared in Power of the Doctor. Usually a bisexual from my personal experience, and looking at Paul McGann in the 90s, I can see why.

War (or is it Nine?):

We're stepping into the depths of the Moffat cult with this one. Wants a more traumatised Doctor, and kind of wishes we saw more of the Time War beyond the laser battle in Day of the Doctor. Content to sit back and watch due to the fact that the War Doctor had the perfect arc in his one episode, although they are happy that the War Doctor still pops up in the EU. Bridging the gap between the modern and classic series means they get along well with everyone except Shalka fans.

Nine (the Curse of Fatal Death one):

Does this one count? Just loves the classic series. Still praying for Joanna Lumley as the Doctor. Nowhere near as obnoxious as the Shalka fans and surprisingly funny.

Nine (the Scream of the Shalka one):

They pride themselves on being 'against the trend' and being fans of an overlooked bit of Doctor Who history. Doesn't quite realise that Scream of the Shalka was basically an B-tier Big Finish story with janky animation. Wants Richard E Grant to show up again. Constantly attempting to upset Eccleston and Hurt fans, only to get angry when everyone forgets Scream of the Shalka existed. They definitely listen to Weezer.

Ten, no, another Nine (the Eccleston one):

The word "fantastic" is permanently superglued to their vocabulary, and yet it never gets old. Owns a leather jacket too. Wishes that the BBC hadn't been stupid and Eccleston had stayed on for another series, but doesn't hold it against Tennant. Knows the Daleks were at their best in S1. Really wants the Reapers to return, and was utterly distraught after Chibs kind of ruined 9's role in the wider arc by blowing up Gallifrey again. Major nostalgia for the 2000s with this one, and is slowly becoming a member of the Big Finish cult thanks to Eccleston's return. Understandably forgot Adam was a thing. Both loves and hates John Barrowman.

Ten? Eleven? Ten and a half? The Tennant one. I hate numbers:

Their first experience to Doctor Who was during the golden age- wait, no, sorry, the RTD cult has threatened to terminate my membership if I'm not honest with this one.

Either a child of the 2000s, a member of the aforementioned RTD cult or someone who just likes the show to be more emotionally resonant. Well, that or they are the blandest person alive. If they acknowledge how good 10's arc was in terms of deconstructing the Doctor and setting up his fall from grace via misplaced attachments and vanity, then absolutely someone to be around. If they simply say "because he was popular", definitely bland. We all know Tennant was popular, it's still not one of the many valid reasons to love him. They have an easygoing relationship with 4 and 11 fans, and otherwise OK relations with the rest of Doctors fan groups, although there is a bit of friction between 13 stans due to 10 being dragged into a lot of 13's media post-2020 to boost ratings. They didn't like it because it cheapned 10's return and era whilst also overshadowing 13. 13 stans didn't like it because it basically gave the message that the BBC had given up on 13 before her era had finished.

Definitely excited for the 60th after the regeneration and the announcement of RTD's return. Has tried owning a pair of converses, only to find out that they aren't exactly cheap. Has fought for the Ten/Rose ship on multiple occasions. Tried hair gel once, with disastrous consequences.

Huh. This one was incredibly easy to write. All I had to do was look in a mirror.

Thirte- no, Eleven:

Major ADHD energy in the best possible way. Saw the chaotic excitable Doctor and immediately fell in love. They will not rest until they have forced every former Doctor to read the "Hello Stonehenge" speech. They have also cosplayed the most out of any fan, due to the availability of fezzes and bow ties. Definitely the most fun to be around at a party. Was disappointed by Matt Smith's decision not to return for the 60th, especially after the absolute banger that was Day of the Doctor. If they ship 11 with River, they're cool, even though 11 was very asexual in S5. If they ship him with anyone else, then yikes. Wishes for the show to return to a quirky fairytale tone again.

If they were present during the SuperWhoLock days, keep an eye on them. You're only one drink away from dragging us back to 2013, and I ain't reading any of that fanfiction again *shudders*.

Fourte- FUCK, Twelve:

A certified member of the Steven Moffat cult, or just someone who likes some of their stories to have a slightly more mature tone. Has tried to play the electric guitar more than once, only to be forced to stop by their partners or housemates. Either willing to admit some of the flaws of the era or strongly defends it, with no inbetween. Absolutely correct in their assertion that S9 and 10 absolutely slapped, although this cam be undermined if they try to defend Sleep No More. If they ship River and 12, then you can trust them with anything, and they will offer you good relationship advice. If they ship 12 and Clara in a romantic way (which is strange to me cos i always got platonic BFF vibes from them, but that's just me), they definitely have relationship advice, although waiting 4 billion years to get your memory wiped is a questionable means of resolving conflict. They have a pair of the sonic sunglasses. Cried when Capaldis majestic floofy hair got shaved off for a superhero film.

Thirteen? That's right? Phew, finally getting the hang of this. Ok, Thirteen:

There are two types of 13 fan. The first is cinnamoniest of rolls. Is just happy to sit back and have fun, thus allowing them to enjoy pretty much any episode (something that a lot of people could learn from). Immediately realised that Jodie is an amazing Doctor and deserves more praise and justice. Definitely shipped Thasmin, and are the best at constructive criticism, recognising what worked and didn't in a respectful, polite way (again, something we could all learn from). Wierdly enough, they get along well with all the Doctor fans, as they are a wholesome ray of sunshine that reminds us that every era has something to offer, no matter the general consensus.

The second type masquerades as the first, but gets all hipster-y and more than willing to use the term 'overrated' when RTD or Tennant are mentioned (so basically a healthy 80% of the #antiRTD tag).

Both are convinced that the Chibnall Era will receive a massive reappraisal like the 12th Doctor's era did, despite the odds of that happening being the same as an on-screen Thasmin kiss. I'm so sorry, that's a really mean line to end this bit on. Let's instead end by saying Haunting of Villa Diodati is an absolute banger of an episode.

Ruth:

Loves the admittedly cool concept of a mystery incarnation. The rest depends on their theory of where the Ruth Doctor fits in. If they use the season 6B theory, then they have an encyclopedic knowledge of the classical series and the EU regardless of whether they have watched it or not. If they use the Timeless Child/Division theory, then they basically settled for the easier version of 6B after looking into the insane asylum that is classic who and EU discourse (wise choice). If they think she's from an alternative universe, thinks that she's Omega, Rassilon, The Rani, The Master or any other figure, then they practically have a gold medal in Mental Gymnastics. Either way, all of them don't like to admit that they are unfortunately limited to 4 episodes (three of them being fairly mid, the other being a mild car crash) and a pretty good comic. Cool fashion taste. Gets along with 13 stans and, surprisingly, 2nd Doctor fans.

Fourteen- oh for fucks sake:

YOU ARE TENTH DOCTOR FANS. GO BACK TO EARLIER ON IN THE POST. YES, I KNOW THAT'S THE BBC'S OFFICIAL LINE AT THE MOMENT. YES, I KNOW YOU'RE HYPED FOR THE 60TH, I AM A HYPED RTD CULTIST TOO. JUST WAIT UNTIL SEPTEMBER. P L E A S E.

Fourt- no fifteen- no, fourteen- BBC, HAVE MERCY:

Only in the Doctor Who fandom can a Doctor who has only appeared in a brief clip and some photos have a fully developed fanbase. I should know, I've already joined it. Ncuti's photos in that suit sealed the deal. Either an RTD cultist or someone just looking forward to a fresh new direction. Also very fashionable. Has a somewhat complicated relationship with 13th Doctor fans due to the fact that Ncuti's first season and casting completely overshadowed S13 and the specials, but Ncuti also had to deal with the same levels of toxicity from the same 'fans' who threw temper tantrums at Jodie's casting in 2017. Best haircuts out of all the Doctor Who fans. Strange but true.

Full Fathom Five:

Y'all scare me.

Zagreus:

Y'all terrify me.

The Watcher:

Y'all confuse me.

The Valeyard:

Has wanted a darker series since god knows when. Was kind of annoyed when the Time Lord Victorious arc wasn't dedicated to a whole series. Also, the Valeyard is the Shadow the Hedgehog of the Whoniverse. I refuse to elaborate any further.

The Curator:

"Alright gang, let's see who the Curator fans really are!"

Pulls off mask

"Fourth Doctor fans?!"

All jokes aside, they just want a more experienced Doctor. Accepts that the show will have to end one day, and is cool with that, since they already have the perfect ending. Either cool grandad vibes or an actual grandad. Good knitwear. Their response to everything is simply putting the kettle on.

Doctor Moon:

Now these ones are very, very rare. I personally love the theory that Doctor Moon is a future version of the Doctor who is keeping River and the Library safe, but limiting your favourite Doctor to two episodes and an endorsement of the theory from Steven Moffat? Now that takes guts, and I like it. Usually partial to classy clothes, and talks in a very formal tone. Their best subject is usually maths.

Dr Who (Peter Cushing):

Unashamedly insane. Saw the absolutely glorious cheese-fest that was the 1960s Dalek movies and ended up loving one of the most unique versions of the Doctor. Is absolutely fine with bypassing 90% of the TV shows lore, making them really fun to talk to. Time Lords? Nah. Sonic screwdriver? Nope. Their Doctor is a wacky grandpa who built a multi-dimensional time machine in their back garden, and they love it. Is a sucker for Alternate Universe stories and usually loves classic B-movies. Knows that the movies kind of suck as adaptations, but as pure 1960s camp, they are unbeatable. Absolute legends.

All of Them:

The glue that holds this fanbase together. Enlightened individuals who have to check in every now and then to make sure that we mere mortals are behaving ourselves. They just simply enjoy the show and hold no biases. Absolutely infuriating to talk to for that very reason.

[sgiandubh]

Un artículo que ha tocado todos los palos, felicitaciones al autor o autora😜

P* habrá tomado nota de que no tiene tiempo para rubias o seguirá buscando en los confines de IG alguna que le calce bien 🤪

Dear (returning) Dumber Anon,

Thank you for coming back in Spanish and here is your ask:

'An article that checked all the boxes, congratulations to the author.

Did P* take proper note he doesn't have time for blondes, or will she still be searching the bowels of Instagram for the right fit?'

Well, a woman wrote that article/interview/whatever, so it's la autora, not el autor.

Apparently, it's still a very busy afternoon at The Wynn hotel-cum-casino in Vegas and in *urv's mind, too. Suddenly resuscitated, Quarantein 🐰, Pap Walk Clarke and BBC. You can't make this 💩 up, you simply can't.

I am waiting for the first Chanel evening bag to be swung, tomahawk-style, at the unfortunate competition, under the jaded gaze of the gamblers.

To be honest, I am far more interested in the merciless Never Rest Duel between *urv and Marple, who clearly never set foot in Asia. Just like Marco Polo. At least, the Proto-Troll knows her shit, for obvious reasons.

Let the Hunger Games begin. 🍿🍿🍿

[ledwis-creshendo]

and my first oc of 2024 is Ginebra, an elegant and skilled fencing fighter, a woman full of mysteries.

Group: The high society of classic trolls ?

Family: Polo Polar (younger adoptive brother)

Species: Classic Troll (Underpower)

Power: golden crystal

Sexual orientation: asexual

[noirgasmweetheart]

Lorre's Cat Café: Bogie

Bogie is a Great Dane owned by one of the café workers and co-owners, who lives next door. The dog visits the cat café frequently, and is usually well behaved. He is especially good friends with Marius, Julius, Ugarte, and (sometimes) Cairo.

His best friend is Marius. The gray tabby will often ride the dog's back, trying to give him a bath while he's chasing a car or skunk. The two love playing in the water and chasing rodents together. They are partners in crime, stealing people-food and breaking out of the café together.

Julius also loves the water and the dog, but being an old cat, the Persian isn't as active as Marius. But he joins Bogie and his owner on boat trips every other weekend. Bogie likes to pester Julius by sniffing his face or licking it, which the white Persion shakes off or just tolerates.

Ugarte has taken a strong inexplicable liking to the Great Dane; he just loves his scent, apparently. The siamese is constantly up in the dog's personal space. Bogie alternates between playing with him and just tolerating him. But he never barks at Ugarte or chases him away.

Bogie has the opposite relationship with Cairo. He and the calico love pestering each other. If Cairo is finishing up giving himself a long, intense bath, Bogie will troll him with a giant snobbery kiss. Cairo meanwhile likes to practice his pouncing skills on the dog. They bat at each other with hilarious speedy repetition, like they're in a contest. It's often hard to tell how much of it is play versus animosity, but it's never gotten violent.

Polo loves to play with Bogie even when the latter isn't in the mood. Leyden seems fascinated by the huge dog, quietly watching him and timidly following his trail. Vicky, Johnny West and Moto all love playing with Bogie.

The only cat Bogie really doesn't get along with at all is Pepi. Interactions usually begin with intense hissing and growling, and only get worse. Pepi has been treed by Bogie more times than we can count.

The dog will eat and drink with the felines like he's one of them. Guests frequently enter the café to find the Great Dane sitting in the middle of the floor, covered in cats. There's been speculation that some of the cats aren't even aware that Bogie isn't just a very large cat.

[vinziel]

Experiment #251 Bruce/Spruce x Lab Experiment!Male Reader

Part 1

Part 2

A/N: It'll be like Bruce meeting Lab Experiment reader. ALSO IMPORTANTLY. This will be future Bruce, the Bruce we see in vacay Island. EXPECT!!!! Him and Brandy obviously aren't married and don't have children. Though they are still business partners. This will contain two parts.

"Lab Experiment #251" is what you heard when your cell door opened, seeing the troll in white scientists like clothes, you look up, the man was holding a syringe and all you could think was "Not another one" these syringes contained chemicals that made you have VERY vivid dreams, like life-like. Whatever you felt in that dream, you actually felt, like it really happened to you, and you hated that. You didn't really know what they wanted to accomplish with this but every time they inject you with the syringe the dreams grow more life-like, you were one of the only experiments to scream at night due to the dreams, worst part, the chemical made you unable to wake up from the dreams but, good thing your cell was sound proof. As they inject you with the syringe your eyes glow slightly before returning, as you take deep breaths, all you wished was to escape this hell hole. After injecting you with the syringe the scientist gave you some food. It was hard to reach the chains in your arms and neck but you got it at least, and able to eat.

One day there was an outbreak of Lab Experiment #105 who was notorious for escaping, escaped again, but this time she accidentally dropped the key to the chains and door into your cell, you don't know how she got this but you were thankful it got to you, and it slid closed to you enough for you to reach it and hide it before anyone noticed. You acted like normal the rest of the day, until when it was lights off it was your time to shine, unlike some of the other experiments you were a bit more attentive, and you knew the soldiers take 30 minute breaks to sleep every hour during the night shift and you were going to use this to your advantage. With the key you slowly opened the chains and the doors, crawling quietly to your escape, successfully passing the guards, running to the forest, fast, you finally escaped, but now you didn't know where to go, you were very sleepy but you didn't want to sleep yet, the syringe made you able to sleep easily, so you were fighting to stay awake to be able to run far enough from the Laboratory.

After running for hours non-end your body gives up, and you fall to the ground, and you start the dream, the dreams always have unique ways of torturing you, and you wonder what it's gonna be this time. You looked around and saw you were strapped to a machine, and then you saw a claw from those claw machines, your eyes widen as you scream when your chest and stomach get ripped apart, reveling your organs, as the claw started to take them one by one, and you felt every pain of this, you cried, sometimes the claw would drop the organ and restart. After the dreams over you wake up, breathing heavily, you look around and you aren't in the forest now, you saw you were in a room? The room was empty, the bed was comfy, and you just laid back down, taking deep breaths. Then a man came inside, he was a troll like you, a bit round, not meant to insult the man of course, he had giant purple hair and was only wearing an opened polo that was beach-styled "Hello, how are you feeling?" The man asked, a bit worried but happy your awake "W-who are you? Where am I?" You asked curiously, confused and a bit scared, yawning "Well I'm Bruce, and you're in one of my guest rooms" Bruce answered, smiling, you nod

(TBC)

[thehermitwitch]

links for all things me:

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Last of us Turtles au:

snippet that started it all here

first part here

TMNT Fandom Family Reunion 2024:

Welcome to Cabin 1 , Volleyball , Sun Cream , Go Karting , Mama Bear , Missing , Water? , Lemonade , Water Polo , Skee-Ball , samples

Make up , Photo , summer kimonos (Yukata)

Trolling councillors, Green paint , burying a body, Walkie Talkies, Missing ST Leo, Cabin Sale, Cat Marriage invite Judged for misdeeds

Goodbyes: 1 2 3 4

Dead Space Guardians of the galaxy au

my own og stuff - that are there own thing

here for mourning queen

here for Wizard

here for portal attempt

My own OC:

here, and here

[k8023]

https://www.tumblr.com/k8023/756201057523220480/this-is-a-make-or-break-season-for-him-and-im

Joe giving us his normie era after the expectations of this offseason would have me absolutely dead. 😂 Buzz cut and dad polo and slacks tunnel fit coming up-It would be the ultimate troll.

That would be kinda funny if he dressed in plain clothes and stuck to jeans, khakis, t-shirts, sweatshirts. But I don't think he has that in him. I do love how he shows his personality thru his fits. Even his comfy clothes are colorful and stand out.

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 39, either the writing has gotten better or this is the hacker chapter

Disclaimer: I do not own the HP series and I am not the real XXXbloodyrists666XXX.

AN// I am an extremely immature pathetic idiot girl, I know. Out of boredom, I crack this girl's passy for fun (and it took less than 8 minutes to do it too) and will probably get in a shitload of trouble. Which I probably deserve 'cause I'm being a troll right now. Meh.

And I present to you MY crappy part in this story. (And take note I haven't even finished reading this fic yet, but instead skip over to skim chapter 38.) Flame, laugh, do whatever you want "preps."

I, the American retail wearing british-german vampire Sue, coughed up blood.

Satan kneeled down beside me.

"Noooooooooooooooo! Don't die!"

I gave him a rueful smile. "I'm sorry. It's something I had to do, to fufill my duty as the noble gothic Mary Sue."

Satan sobbed. "I love you Paul Darkness Omnipotentia Brick Face Landers."

"I love you two. I'll...I'll see you in hell." I mumbled, already finding my surroundings fading to black.

Frau Schneider suddenly popped into the room for no apparent reason. She frowned when she realized the room was oddly quiet, but at the sight of Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers' lifeless body, she screamed. Her face became pale with horror. She screamed for the healers, Daddy Till, Mcgoogle, and every single gothic person she could think of. It was a long, long, long, long, long, list. Still not sure why her parents old neighbours were here.

Suddenly, a glow started to surround the body of Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers. Everyone stared in shock. Her body started to lift ever so slowly and then, to everyone's shock, it started to incinerate.

When everyone realized what was happening, they rushed over to try to rescue the body, but it was too late, the Sue became nothing more then a pile of ashes.

A loud resounding of everyone bellowing "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!!" filled the room.

A flash of white light from the ashes then started to bounce around the room. Everyone cowered in fear and were temporarily blinded. When it was all over, things changed.

All the silly goth clothes dropped from everyone's bodies (AN//I will refuse to explain how the hell that happened. EN: thank goodness because I don't want to know) and, in their place, clothes the characters would normally wear in canon appeared on their bodies.

When everyone got over the shock of becoming free of the gofick power, everybody cheered. Everyone started singing 'Ding dong the sue is dead...' Well, that is, until all the HP characters realized the true implications of becoming more canon like again.

All the characters who were supposed to be dead fell to the floor, their bodies cold and lifeless. Harry and Voldemort started dueling. On the left side of the two, the battle of the Light Side and the Dark Side were reaching a climax.

And, because the replacement author also likes to screw around with canon, Richard and Frau Schneider fled the scene and got married.

Meanwhile...

Down in hell, Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers shed a single tear because of her current situation. A situation that would live on for all eternity. Or at least until the end of fanfiction time.

She lost it all, but she knew she had to remain strong. Nothing would ever break her down.

She looked down over her pale body, and frowned. 'Where are my emo clothes?' She asked herself in confusion.

And then it occured to her...

For her shirt, she was wearing a bright pink polo with a little seagull on the (right or left? I can't remember) side. Below that, she was wearing a denim miniskirt with the "destroyed" look on it. Paired underneath that skirt were leggings with a little moose at the bottom. And then Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers realized, on her shoulder, she was carrying a pretty bag with an eagle on it that said Live Your Life written all over the bag.

Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers supressed the urge to scream. Here she was decked out in clothes prep to the extreme wearing stuff from Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle, AND Hollister.

Panicked, Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers hastily tried to take off the Hollister polo, but underneath it, there was another Hollister polo underneath. Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers frowned, and looked under her shirt. All she saw was a bra underneath (dare I point out it's from the Aerie line available at American Eagle?). Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers tried to remove the shirt again. But to her frustration, there was yet again another polo to replace it. Every polo more preppy and pink than the last.

"THIS IS UNLOGICAL AND DOES NOT MAKE ANY SENSE!!" Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers bellowed out to the air. She failed to see the irony in her statement, how hypocrytical her words were, seeing as she was practically calling the kettle black here.

Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers slit her writs and mumbled to herself, "Omigod."

/End Crap Fic.

AN// Oh yeah, if you wanna see the original content this chick had planned for this chapter, I accessed it through the document manager thingy, which I copied and pasted, so you can read it tomorrow

Editors Note: Thank you to whoever added the smallest bit of sanity to my perfect hell. I wish the whole "story" would've ended here but then again, I can't live without Daddy Till, Evil Twin of Flake, Sometimes Flake, Frau Schneider, Oliver Who Was Once Named Navel, Richard and Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers.

[faggot-stuck]

[ID: a digital illustration of Cronus Ampora and Meulin Leijon next to eachother from the waist up. Cronus Ampora is wearing a large grey jacket with the bi flag and the trans flag stitched into the sleeve, a white tank top with the aquarius symbol, and a black belt holding up blue jeans. He has short slicked back hair, and is holding an unlit cigarette in his mouth. Meulin is wearing a black polo shirt under an olive shirt with a white leo symbol printed on it. she has short hair thats shaved at the sides, and is smiling and pointing to the side. Above mew are three olive colored speech bubbles with images in white. One has the four troll quadrants, one has a skull and crossbones, and the final one has the mars and venus symbols lined up next to eachother. Under then and next to cronus is a violet speech bubble with a white question mark drawn in it. End ID.]

tbh i really liked drawing cronus's outfit here!!

pls use he/him for cronus and she/mew for meulin on this post!!

[atlantisofthesea]

rewatching a couple of tv shows and noticed something:

a character named steve who in the beginning is a bully, wears polos and khakis religiously, turns good in season 2 and fights off other-worldly beings to protect his friends from danger, having a slightly homosexual relationship with someone he once bullied in the final season.

now am i talking about stranger things or troll hunters: tales of arcadia? (it’s both)

[brf-rumortrackinganon]

Not Meghan and her dog biscuits! 🤣🤣🤣

Either she has completely lost it, or she got herself a sense of humor and learnt hope to troll herself.

Anyway, so my question is this ... I've been thinking about this ever since an anon sent ask about the Windsor walkabout and Meghan being drunk. ... Do you think there is a chance that Meghan might actually be a cookoo nutcase who gains a false bravado only when she is high af?? There have been so many instances where she just appears so out of it, the only logical explanation would be that she was drunk!

There's the windsor walk-about. The 2019 Wimbledon she attended with her friends, where she did look loopy. The 2016 Invictus opening ceremony, she wore the maroon dress and leather jacket, wild hair, Harry and Trudeau were both side eyeing her. There's the 2015/16 Wimbledon where she trying to scootch into the row and cressida and her friends are side eyeing her (she was later escorted out of both events, pics available). There's the appearances from earlier this year from the Invictus event in Canada where she is maniacally eyeing the camera, giggling and talking to herself (again, videos available). Then there's the polo match where she wore that tent dress and carried baby Archie around, videos from that day were plenty and they all just painted a weird picture - Meghan just looked paranoid and too self conscious.

I had always found this to be improbable just because of the fact that she is a public figure so concerned with her image. So, I simply chalked it up to my own bias against her. But now, to see that other people also think of that as drunk behavior is giving me pause.

Maybe Meghan does a shot or two before appearances to gain confidence? Surely, her behaviour IS definitely OBVIOUSLY odd and it's not just me (or that anon) thinking so?

There have been rumors for a very long time that there are two functioning (and sometimes non-functioning) addicts and alcoholics in that marriage.

I don't consider the June 2019 polo match to be an example of altered behavior due to substance abuse. That was a show of someone who'd barely spent any time with her child pretending to be maternal for an audience and failing spectacularly at it.

[damistrolls]

should i make a troll with those stupid little pastel shorts and polos and boat shoes who goes to a yacht club and golfs most days of the week

[thegempage]

[image description: six outfits for a PNG tuber sprite. All six are of the same pale, chubby white person wearing glasses with a long, undercut red ponytail, depicted from the waist up sitting at a desk. In the first, they are wearing a purple tank top with a lighter colored moon that reads "yeah it is" with dark, purple-tinted sunglasses and earrings of the same moon. In the second, a black priest's outfit with upside down cross earrings and red-tinted sunglasses. The third, a t-shirt with a Homestuck fan-troll on the front, waving to the audience, that says "Have you seen my child? They're great," with orange-framed, purple tinted sunglasses and cyan fishhook earrings that match the troll on the shirt. The fourth, a blue and white striped polo shirt with green-tinted sunglasses and Stardrop earrings. The fifth, a purple and yellow tank top that reads "Helga fan club" with war hammer shaped earrings and dark green sunglasses. The sixth, they are wearing a black t-shirt with a dancing skeleton that reads "we do bones motherfucker" with sword earrings and bone-colored sunglasses. Each sprite has a themed desk, and four of the six sprites are holding mugs with Tavros, poorly drawn, wearing a beret on them, with the other two holding tall mugs, one of which is with the priest outfit and reads "I'm not Christian, I am cosplaying as a podcast character. The two tank-top outfits show off a tattoo shaped like a stylized red eye that resembles a hurricane symbol. End description]

i finished my sixth agent divination outfit today so here's a post of all of the versions i have right now!! i use these for my twitch channel, OpalescentQuartz, depending on my mood and what i'm doing that day lmao. these are my default/homestuck, horror game, blorbo, Stardew, Poll for Initiative, and Locked Tomb outfits, respectively!! we actually did the last two today on stream so : 3!!! it was a fun time

i wanted the helga outfit to have a mug that said "friendship" but i couldn't get the text on the shirt to fit otherwise jkflasdfds also shout out to this post for making me realize i had forgotten my tattoo on said helga outfit