#troll cw

[felsicveins]

The road to forgiveness is paved with miles of bullying

[meerawrites]

We invented the number zero and the sciences that got you whites there in the first place, and we had healing medicine when Europe was busy destroying each other. Enough said. Your ancestors are glorified plantation owners and colonist rats. You are thieves who should pay your reparations to India, the whole of South Asia, First Nations, and black folks.

Not all white people are horrid but you certainly are. You’re horribly funny. Try harder, qwhite interesting.

We made it to the moon for cheaper than NASA or Russia, or any colonial power ever has! (very positive)

Take that Great Britain and screw you all colonizers and imperialism (extremely derogatory).

[rainnydayzz]

I CAN EXPLAIN

Uuuhhmmmm AU where instead of coping the incredible way he did in the films, out of desperation to be feel happiness again Branch takes a page out of the Bergans’ book…

So yeah. C@nnibal AU 💀 can’t believe I just typed that but here we are.

Branch is far less sociable than even in the first movie with poppy still being the only one to attempt to reach out to him. It’s only after Creek never returns from his spiritual retreat Poppy starts to notice something is up.

I figure it works in an addiction type way, how after a while in order to get the same high you need more of the substance. So where at first a troll could last a good month or so, dwindles down to weeks and even days. But if there’s one thing Branch is good at, it’s being ignored.

And even after Poppy discovers it’s Branch, he’s manipulated her to the point she doesn’t immediately tell others what’s going on. In this or perhaps another separate au of this, Branch tricks Poppy into eating troll as well, now incriminating her as well as influence. It all really just becomes a game of revenge after a point.

[zhukzucraft]

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Finally, you're going to find out your serendipitous soulmate! Your preordained partner! Your begrudging bff!

...or not

Joe: ???

Etho: Oh yeah, that's normal.

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Start Over -- Go Back

BY THE POWER OF RNG, THE SOULMATES HAVE BEEN ASSIGNED! Aaaaaa the pairs are actually pretty interesting, I'm excited!!! :D

I'm not planning to reveal everyone's soulmate just yet, but here's proof that it's been done:

Next update soon? Hopefully? I already got a plan for it ohoho

[nekropsii]

A Homestuck-Themed PSA from the depths of 2007, left yellowed and crusty from years of being left buried in the dirt of forums and forgotten by the modern era, reminding us all to Be Fucking Normal.

[sandflakedraws]

do you plan on drawing douru anymore? He’s a big inspo for a lot of my current oc’s and I love how he’s built!

he's still kickin!

i don't post about him too much, but i still draw him a fair amount~ to this day he remains the easiest OC i have to draw.

and also the saddest/wettest one.

and there's also this fun mashup of interests ahaha. you can tell it's an early troll drawing from the way i rendered his nose

[cherrirui-official]

@ohposhers I blame you for this

J*hn D*ry do NOT interact 😤✋

[0ketinha]

Brotherhood AU

(by me and @tea0w0stache) tw for blood , distress , and basically physical torture

One truth, the cold region. One lie, the lake.

[tastefulbean]

"Let’s get tattoos everywhere except our faces in case we still need OFFICE JOBS!!!"

[kirchefuchs]

I discovered that John Dory is incredibly fun to draw. He's just so silly. Just a silly, pathetic old man. I love him.

Cw: blood under cut (it's pink and glittery, not at all realistic. More silly tgan anything)

He's a lil feral, lol. My guy wouldn't hesitate.

[saturncoyote]

You know the hyperfixation is gonna be bad when i start pulling out the actual shading

[felsicveins]

I personally think JD should divorce Julian's freeloading ass for good. I bet what they had meant nothing and JD really wants nothing to do with him. Our JD deserves better, I think.

[ottosbigtop]

Techno-themed trolls human art dump! I’ve only breezed through a few eps of Trollstopia but I love synth so I wanted to get some design down for him! And then there’s the other guys (ft rave fit poppy because I needed to draw her decked out in so many beads)

[vaspider]

Hey everybody, two quick things:

Do not send asks to the troll. Do not bother the troll. If I find out you're bothering the troll, the only person getting blocked is you.

And I can't believe I have to say this, but I have several times, for years, and I will say it again: anyone sending suibait to the troll gets instablocked if I find out. I've lived through the death by suicide of multiple friends and dealt with a family member's suicidal ideation for years. I have never nor will ever "send my followers" to bother people, and I explicitly am not okay with suicide threats or bait.

Now. Please show me pictures of your pets. :D Here's another picture of Davos.

[nekropsii]

HAPPY 4/13!! Here's a partial Alpha Troll Lore Iceberg to celebrate, as asked for by fans and followers!!

All information in here is completely true, and this isn't even everything I could think of off the top of my head!! Have fun perusing, and I hope you learn a thing or two!!

[sandflakedraws]

Saw your post and omg flickory? If ur troll requests are still open I'd love to see them interacting, like a first meeting, there's not enough of those two out there. Love your art style btw they look so huggable!

FLICKORYYYY. My beloved crack ship for two characters who share no screentime!!! While no one was looking I have steadily become more deranged about them and I'm having a blast.

So like, this is way more than you bargained for BUT.

The Flickory meeting I have on hand for u is from a Winged!Floyd AU that's not gonna make any sense unless I explain a thing or two. It all started cause I'd been drawing some fluffy wings for an upcoming tarot project I'm a part of, and got the urge to draw Floyd with some. Then it spiraled outta my control lmao.

In this AU, Floyd gets a Gift in return for comforting a supernatural being on their deathbed.

The gift in question is a mark that gives him eerie, eldritch feeling wings that activate when he sings. They start as little stubs but grow larger with each song.

i had a whole unhinged ramble about this idea but that's not what we're here for. SO EITHER WAY.

Flickory first meeting. I decided to go the traditional route for a winged AU; the Dock Bros meet Floyd via property damage to their travel wagon when he falls through their ceiling.

its all in good fun. he joins em and becomes a bounty hunter lol.

but then!!! i was accosted by another scene, and u can have that one too.